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[male on pa]
'attention, shoppers.'
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'steve urkel is about
To enter the mall.'
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'I repeat. Steve urkel
Is entering the mall.'
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Well, this mall has
The strangest hours.
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Every time I come it's closed.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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[hip-hop music plays]
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Kids...Always
Watching music videos.
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We still
Got it, babe.
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Yes,
Just in different places.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Why are you
All dressed up
Like that?
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The employment agency
Called me,
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And I've got
A job interview.
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I hope it's better
Than your last job--
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Proofreading m&ms.
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Me, too,
And listen,
While I'm gone,
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You're going to
Have to watch richie.
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Oh, harriette,
Come on now,
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This is my day off.
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Why can't eddie
Or laura babysit?
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They're at the mall.
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They're always
At the mall.
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Why doesn't
Everybody here
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Just move
Into the mall?
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Oh, carl, calm down.
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I'll call my mother
To babysit.
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She can't.
Why not?
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She's at the mall.
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Hi, aunt harriette.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Uncle carl,
This is little g.
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He's new
To the 'hood.
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Well, hello, little g.
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Yo, sir!
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Okay, you win.
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He does look
Like the father
On fresh prince.
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Waldo.
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What's up?
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Thanks for
All the help.
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No prob-bob.
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Listen, I've
Been thinking.
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When you get
New uniforms,
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What are you doing
With the old ones?
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Toss them,
I guess.
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That's wasteful.
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You should give them
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To the homeless
Cheerleaders.
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Hi. How much
Are your tickets?
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Hi. They're $1.00,
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But a book of 10
Is only $9.00.
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I'll take a book.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey, you.
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What?
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That's my girlfriend,
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And if you smile
At her again,
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We're going to play
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Rip the nose
Off pretty boy.
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Oh. I'm shaking.
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Hey, I don't care
What religion you are
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Scram!
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Waldo, stop being
So jealous.
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I had a right
To be jealous.
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That fancy pants
Was flirting with you.
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He wasn't
Flirting with me.
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He smiled at me.
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Oh, please.
Think, max...
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When you rearrange
The letters in smile,
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You get the word "Lies"
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With an "M" left over.
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Sometimes, he worries me.
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Only sometimes?
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Do you like my dress?
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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It's on sale.
Just 49.95 at spoo's.
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Spoo's?
Spoo's?
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Yes.
That's s-p-ooh...Ooh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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She wants
You, man.
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What? She's
Too old for me.
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So learn
From your elders.
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Wrangle some tangle.
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Hmm. Well, she did
Kind of give me
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A little look
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When she said spoo's.
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Yeah, I saw that look.
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It melted the elastic
In my underpants.
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Hello, my little
Raffle rouser.
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Oh, joy, it's steve.
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Well, I'm--
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I'm having a little
Problem with myra.
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Well, what's wrong now?
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That nubile wench
Is smothering me.
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Why, she follows me around
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Like a lovesick puppy.
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What should I do, laura?
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Just do what
I do to you--
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Ignore her.
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Well, obviously
That doesn't work.
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Just tell her
The truth.
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You're too young
To get so serious,
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You need
A little space.
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Ah, the truth, huh?
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Hmm.
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That's just crazy
Enough to work.
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What are we hunting?
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Dinosaurs.
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Look, there's a big one.
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Yeah.
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Let's kick that t-rex
Before it wakes up.
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[snoring]
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Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, richie!
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Richie!
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Richie, what have I told you
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About these water guns?
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Don't shoot them
In the house,
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And only get
Eddie wet.
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Right.
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00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:04,685
Now, why don't you two
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Go do something dry.
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We're bored,
Uncle carl.
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We want you
To play with us.
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What do you want to do?
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Rollerblading?
No.
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Soccer?
No.
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Shoot hoops?
No.
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Don't you want
To do anything?
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Sure. Come up
With something.
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I bet
You just want to
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Plop on the couch
And watch tv.
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Okay, you win.
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Ow!
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What's the matter?
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It's--it's--
It's my back.
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Does it hurt?
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Well, let's see.
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Aah!
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Sorry, guys.
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Looks like
I won't be able
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To play with you
After all.
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That's okay.
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Can we get
You anything?
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Well, maybe a soda.
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Okay.
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And a sandwich.
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Oh, listen, little richie,
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Would you hand me
That clicker, please?
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Ooh, ahh!
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Ooh, yeah.
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Real bad.
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Stinging pain.
Rea-really...
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Heh...I'm good.
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Heh heh heh.
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Stevie-poo...
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Yessy-poo?
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We've been
Seeing each other
For a while now.
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Don't you think
It's time
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You made
A commitment to me?
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I believe I have.
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I let you buff your car
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With my old boxer shorts.
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Yes, and my head
Is still spinning,
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But actually
I was hoping
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That we could
Go steady.
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Steady?
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Yes.
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So if you wanted
To get me a ring,
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Or an I.D. Bracelet,
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I'd be willing
To pay for it.
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Uh, gummy thighs...
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Yes?
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[giggling]
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Well, I really
Must be honest--
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I really must be
Honest with you.
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I feel we're
Much too young
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To get so serious.
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00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,264
What?
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Well, I was thinking
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That maybe
We could sort of
See other people
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For a while.
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[gasps]
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Steven--
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[gasps]
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00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,477
Steven,
I don't understand.
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What's wrong with me,
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I'm not smart enough?
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Oh, no,
It's not that--
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Oh, you're
Brilliant.
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I'm not pretty enough?
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00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,754
Oh, no,
You're gorgeous.
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00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,922
Haven't you noticed
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The way middle-aged
Men stare at you?
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00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,734
Then what's wrong?
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00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,602
Well, myra, I--I--
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I--I just feel
I need a little space.
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Oh, I see.
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The proverbial
Space.
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The truth is...
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You just don't
Love me anymore.
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Oh, now, zagnut.
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00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,623
If space is what
You want, steven,
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Then space is
What you get.
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Oh, myra, please--
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Steven...
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Have a
Wonderful life,
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And always remember
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You were loved
By myra monkhouse.
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Myra, please--
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Oh, now, myra.
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00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,176
Myra, please--
Oh, no!
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You pig!
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Hey, baby.
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Hi.
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Want to buy
A ticket?
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We're trying to
Get new uniforms.
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00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,466
Sweetheart,
I'll tell you what--
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I'll buy
A whole book,
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00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,738
But I'll buy two
If you'll go out
With me.
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Aha!
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00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,548
Who are you?
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I'm her steady, freddy.
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00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,218
Oh, yeah? Says who?
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Don't make me get out
Of this trash can.
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00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,423
Look, you'd better go.
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He's very jealous.
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He's also crazy.
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Crazy? I'll
Show you crazy.
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Waldo!
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Waldo, no. Wait--
Waldo, waldo!
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Hello again, boys.
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This dress is also
On sale at spoo's.
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Did you
See that?
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00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,023
What?
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00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,558
She gave you
A little extra
Lip action
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When she said spoo's.
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See? Like this--
Spoo's.
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I saw it.
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00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,600
Hmm.
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00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,969
You really think
She's interested?
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She came back,
Didn't she?
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She's hurting for you.
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Make your move, e-man.
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Work it,
Work it.
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Go ahead.
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Ahem.
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00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,830
Excuse me, miss, uh...
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Garcelle.
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Ah, garcelle.
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Beautiful name.
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I'm edward.
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What can
I do for you?
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Well, I think
You are fabulously fly,
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And I was wondering
Maybe, baby,
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00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:05,245
If you'd like
To have dinner with me.
273
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,746
That's really
Sweet, edward,
274
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,249
But I only go out
With men my own age.
275
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:13,320
I never date
College kids.
276
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:17,690
Well, what about
High school kids?
277
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,126
Bye.
278
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,568
Hey, how'd it go?
279
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,170
Fantastic.
280
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,839
We hit it off
Instantly.
281
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:33,806
She shot you down?
282
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,175
Yeah.
283
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,378
Too bad, man.
284
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,914
I led you astray.
285
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,517
Must've been me
She wanted.
286
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,653
Step aside, eduardo.
287
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,189
Hey, yo, tall thing,
288
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,925
How'd you like
To buy me lunch?
289
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,963
Hey, come here!
290
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,134
I'm going to get her.
291
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,541
Hi, guys.
292
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,677
Oh, hi, honey.
293
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,079
How'd the interview go?
294
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,780
Great. For two weeks,
295
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:14,847
I'm in charge of security
296
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,249
For the mr. Universe
Contest.
297
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,551
Well, congratulations.
298
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,452
How's the pay?
299
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,189
Lousy, but I get
To frisk everyone.
300
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,226
Why aren't
You kids playing?
301
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,860
Uncle carl
Hurt his back.
302
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,997
You did? Oh, carl.
303
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:34,501
Oh, well...
Hee hee hee.
304
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,835
Hey--hey, guys...
305
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,105
I got a little
Confession to make.
306
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,707
I, uh...
I tricked you.
307
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,411
What do
You mean?
308
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,914
There's nothing
Really wrong
With my back, see?
309
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,149
I just said that
310
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,518
So you guys would
Stop bugging me.
311
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,452
Carl,
312
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,553
That's dishonest.
313
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,321
No, it isn't.
314
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,290
It's using
The old noggin.
315
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,160
Actually, uncle carl,
316
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,162
We tricked you.
317
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,796
What do you mean?
318
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,032
We knew all along
319
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,267
There was nothing
Wrong with your back.
320
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,636
You did?
321
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,903
Sure.
322
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,073
Why didn't
You say so?
323
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,807
We wanted you
In a good mood
324
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,245
When we told you we broke
Your bowling trophy.
325
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:23,016
Richie, that
Is dishonest.
326
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,051
No, it isn't.
327
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,419
That's using
The old noggin.
328
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,011
Waldo!
Waldo!
329
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,680
What's up?
330
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,482
What happened
To our bike?
331
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,849
Slight prob-bob.
332
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,851
I was chasing lover boy
333
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,753
When, out of nowhere,
Came this bus.
334
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,622
You got hit
By a bus?
335
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,357
Not me,
Just the bike.
336
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,460
Fortunately, I flew off
And landed on a nun.
337
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,763
Laura, would
You excuse us?
338
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,265
Gladly.
339
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,137
Don't worry, max.
My dad can fix the bike.
340
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,073
But who's
Going to fix us?
341
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,309
What do you mean?
342
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,679
I've had it
With your jealousy.
343
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,916
You get mad
At every guy
That comes near me,
344
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,752
And I can't stand it
Anymore.
345
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,554
We're through,
Waldo.
346
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,788
What?
347
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,790
You heard me.
It's over.
348
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,025
No, max.
349
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,961
You got to give me
Another chance. Please.
350
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,132
Why do you
Act so crazy?
351
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,466
I don't know.
352
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,834
Come on, waldo.
353
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,070
Did you act like this
With your other
Girlfriends?
354
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,607
The truth is,
355
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,277
I haven't had a whole lot
Of girlfriends.
356
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,678
I mean, there's
Been girls I liked,
357
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,449
But you're the first one
That liked me back.
358
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,683
Oh, waldo.
359
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,218
I don't want to lose you.
360
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,487
I don't want to
Lose you either,
361
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,356
But you
Have to trust me,
362
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,623
And you
Have to believe me
363
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,927
When I tell you I'm
Only interested in you.
364
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,997
I'll try,
But it's not easy.
365
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,832
Why not?
366
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:25,672
'cause I honestly
Don't know why
You like me.
367
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:29,008
Because
You're a kind soul
With a good heart.
368
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,042
I am?
369
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:30,877
Yup.
370
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,911
What else?
371
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,112
You make me laugh.
372
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,114
I do?
373
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,985
Thanks, max,
374
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,353
But I'm still number two
375
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,022
On the all-time
"How'd I get so lucky?"
List.
376
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,691
Who's number one?
377
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,892
Lyle lovett.
378
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,135
[sighs]
379
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,973
[sighs]
380
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,509
What is it, steve?
381
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,343
It's myra.
382
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,845
I know.
I saw her crying.
383
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,648
It made me
Feel awful.
384
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,016
Now you see how I feel
385
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,885
When I try
To get rid of you.
386
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,355
What do you mean?
387
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:18,625
Well, you always look
So sad and pitiful.
388
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,460
It makes me
Feel sorry for you,
389
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,962
And I always
End up apologizing.
390
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,765
I just don't know
Why I do that.
391
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,770
You love me,
Don't you?
392
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,108
Steven.
393
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,278
Myra.
394
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,380
Laura,
We need some privacy.
395
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,749
Would you mind returning
To your silly raffle?
396
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,321
I'll see you two later,
397
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,723
And if there's a god,
Much later.
398
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,795
Myra, are you okay?
399
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,264
No, steven.
400
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,899
Please change your mind
About dumping me.
401
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,234
I've tried living
Without you,
402
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,603
But it was
Simply unbearable.
403
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,907
My god, woman, it's
Only been 20 minutes.
404
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,810
But it
Seemed like 20 years.
405
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,778
Please, steven!
406
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,645
Please take me back.
407
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,113
Pretty please.
408
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,250
Stop it! You're making
A fool of yourself
409
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,418
In the fourth largest
Mall in the country.
410
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,621
Sit down, sit down.
411
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,755
Well, I'm sorry,
412
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,192
But I just have no shame
Where you're concerned.
413
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,660
Now, listen.
414
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,630
I'm--I'm so sorry
I upset you.
415
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,400
I never meant
To hurt
Your feelings.
416
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,269
You're such a noble man.
417
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,170
Well...
418
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,340
I've been thinking,
419
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,543
Perhaps we could
Continue seeing
Each other,
420
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,178
But
Only occasionally.
421
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,848
I just can't
Stand to hurt
Your feelings.
422
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,821
You love me,
Don't you?
423
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,260
Okay..
424
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,895
New game plan.
425
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,466
It's not that I've been
Pursuing you too hard.
426
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:10,069
It's that I haven't been
Pursuing you hard enough.
427
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,170
What?
428
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,406
I want you,
Steven q. Urkel,
429
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,075
And I won't rest
Until I have you.
430
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:16,943
Myra, please.
431
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,579
You're a 12-point buck,
432
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,448
And you're staring
Down the barrel
433
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,283
Of my 30-aught 6.
434
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,687
Bang.
435
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,762
Are you okay?
436
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:36,663
No, I'm not.
437
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,698
The woman's wacko,
Laura.
438
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,434
She simply won't
Take no for an answer.
439
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,635
What do you do
440
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:46,238
When someone is
Just obsessed with you?
441
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,175
Beats me.
442
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,512
Care to discuss it
Over dinner?
443
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,980
No.
444
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:54,714
Lunch?
445
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,281
Uh-uh.
446
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,583
Breakfast, brunch?
447
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,450
No.
448
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,218
Popsicle, pop tart,
Pudding pop?
449
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,720
No.
450
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:10,663
Hi,
Aunt harriette.
451
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,498
Hi, sweetie.
452
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,666
Uncle carl,
This is little g.
453
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,435
He's new
To the 'hood.
454
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,237
Well, hello,
Little g.
455
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,172
Okay, you win.
456
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,743
He does look
Like the father
On fresh prince.
457
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,403
Ladies and gentlemen,
James avery.
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