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[dance music plays]
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Hey!
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Sorry, but I got
Great news for you.
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You finally going to
Pay me that money you owe me?
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Get real.
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My friend derek
From mighty weenie
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Wants to go out
With you.
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Forget it. I don't
Like blind dates.
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Well, why not?
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That's how I met
Steve urkel.
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Oh, yeah.
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But derek is nothing
Like steve.
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His pants go all the way
Down to his shoes.
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And I'm sure he has
A great personality, too,
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But blind dates
Are uncomfortable.
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I just don't feel like
Going through that.
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But, laura--
Stop it, eddie.
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You're not gonna convince me
To go out with some
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Loser friend of yours
Who can't get a date
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Unless he begs
His manager at mighty weenie
To set him up with--
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Hello there.
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Laura, derek.
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Derek, laura.
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Hi, laura.
Hello, derek.
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So my brother tells me
You'd like to go out with me ?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Well, derek...
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I'm an old-fashioned
Girl,
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And I hardly
Know you at all,
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So...If you wish
To take me out on a date,
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You're going to
Have to...
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Convince me.
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Please?
Okay.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Okay here's the skinny.
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Since you wore out
The numbers on our credit card,
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We have accumulated
A whopping 3,000 points
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That we can exchange
For a free gift.
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Ooh!
Let's let our fingers
Do the shopping.
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Oh, I like that. Oh.
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Wow. Look at this tv--
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Surround sound,
Picture-in-picture,
Remote control?
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Let's get it.
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Mmm...
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Look at that
Refrigerator.
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Well, yeah.
It's--it's--it's nice.
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Nice? It's beautiful!
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Frost-free, icemaker,
21 cubic feet.
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Could hold
A lot of pie, carl.
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I want the tv, harriette.
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The refrigerator, carl.
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The tv, harriette.
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Alright,
Here's the solution.
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I get the tv now,
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Then when we build up
Another 3,000 points,
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You get the fridge.
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Well why not the other way?
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Because I thought
Of it first.
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The refrigerator, carl.
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The tv, harriette.
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Fridge!
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Tv!
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Refrigerator!
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I don't know why
We're arguing here,
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Because
I'm the breadwinner
In the house,
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And it's my paycheck
That's earning
Most of the points.
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Oops.
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I can't believe
You said that, carl.
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No, I can't, either,
Sweetheart.
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I'm...I'm...
I'm really sorry.
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You didn't mean it?
No. I meant it.
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I just shouldn't
Have said it.
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I can't believe we've
Only been going out
For a week.
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It feels like
I've known you forever.
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Yeah. It's amazing.
We just...Clicked.
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There's only one thing
I regret.
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What's that?
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That we haven't
Done this more often.
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[beep beep]
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[beep beep beep]
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[beep beep]
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Well, knock me over
With cheese.
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If it isn't laura.
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Howdy-do, film buffs.
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I wonder what laura
Sees in that guy.
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Stevie...
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What-ie?
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Let's forget
All about them
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And concentrate on us.
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Why, myra,
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You smell so...
[sniffing]
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So purdy.
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What is that scent?
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It's my favorite
Fragrance--
Called tigress.
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Grrr!
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Grrr?
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Grrr!
Grrr!
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Hey, max.
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It's not me, laura.
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It's just somebody who
Looks a lot like me.
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Gotcha.
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Uh...Waldo.
What's up?
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This is a drive-in.
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I know that...
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But my truck's
In the shop.
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What movie are
We seeing, anyway?
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It's a double feature--
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The age of innocence
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And spit them
Eyeballs out.
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Ooh, it's starting.
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Cool.
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Get ready, baby.
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This is going to
Be a hot night.
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What?
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Hang on to your
Suspenders, stevie,
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'cause I'm going to turn
This car into a sauna.
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Hey, what are you doing
Down there--whoa!
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Myra! My-my-myra!
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Myra, please...
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Ooh, myra!
My-my--ooh! Aah!
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Myra, please.
Ooh, my--whoo!
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, what is it?
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Do you have any
Grey poupon?
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No.
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Thanks anyway.
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Amazing.
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If waldo's iq
Was two points higher,
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His iq would be 2.
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Derek, waldo's one
Of my best friends.
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Oh, mine, too.
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I love the guy.
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But...Not as much
As I love you.
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Let's just watch
The movie, okay?
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[sighs]
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Just one little kiss?
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Well...Just one?
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Mm-hmm, just one.
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Well...
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Okay.
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[beep beep beep beep]
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[beep]
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What did you think
Of that?
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Whoa, mama!
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Uh, uh, derek,
I'm thirsty.
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Would you mind
Getting me a soda?
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Now?
Please?
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Okay.
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[coughing]
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Ooh, are you alright?
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Myra,
I swallowed my gum.
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[gags]
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I'll get it.
Oh, no, no, no!
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No...No...No...No.
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I--I want to go
Get some popcorn.
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Do you want anything?
No, thanks.
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Hurry back, love pop.
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O-okay.
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Ouch!
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Shh! Shh!
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I'm sorry, my pet.
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I thought
The window was up.
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Did you want something?
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Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Well, myra's getting
A little too frisky.
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She laid a kiss on me
That would have killed
An ordinary man.
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Really? Derek's getting
A little pushy, too.
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What? I'll kill him!
Where is he?
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Calm down, steve.
I can handle it.
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Okay, but if
You need help,
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Any help at all...
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You just call
For the urk man, okay?
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Okay.
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And will you
Protect me from myra?
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What?
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Well, you're
Stronger than I am.
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Mmm! Goodness gracious!
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What is that incredible
Mouth-watering aroma?
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Pot roast.
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Pot roast? My all-time
Favorite meal.
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[gasps]
Holy moly!
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Oven-roasted potatoes
And a vegetable medley
To boot!
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You know...
I am so lucky.
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Lucky, lucky, lucky,
Lucky, lucky, lucky.
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Lucky.
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Not only is my wife
Intelligent, beautiful,
And charming,
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She's also the best cook
In the whole wide world.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Mmm...Mmm!
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Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
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No need to chew.
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Just melts
In your mouth.
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Harriette, this is
The best meal
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You have ever made.
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Thank you.
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Here's your bill.
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Bill?
Yep!
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$15?
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Yeah, mr. Breadwinner.
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Since you feel our relationship
Is based on money,
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I guess I'll have to start
Charging you for my services.
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Oh, but, harriette--
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Oh, oh, oh, oh,
And, uh,
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Here's the bill
For your laundry.
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28 bucks?
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That includes ironing,
And, uh...
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That's the bill
For last night.
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$2.00?
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Yeah.
You want it itemized?
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Oh, no, no, no!
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You okay, sweetie pie?
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00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,517
No, waldo. I'm cold,
And I want to go home.
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00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,085
But it's the middle
Of the movie.
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If we leave now,
We'll look stupid.
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It's too late for that.
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I want to go now!
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Cool.
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M-m-myra, myra,
We're missing the movie.
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Oh, alright! We'll
Watch the stupid movie.
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Good girl.
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Uh...Stop it, derek.
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I want to watch
The movie.
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Why? We can always
Rent it later.
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I want to watch it now.
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[sighs]
Fine.
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Move that hand.
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Steven, come down here.
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Nuh-uh.
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Why not?
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'cause you'll try to
Take advantage of me.
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Stop it, derek.
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Oh, come on.
You know you like it.
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Uh...Uh, stop it, myra.
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Come on, hunky stuff.
You know you like it.
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I told you, I'd like
To watch the movie.
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Get real, laura.
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Nobody comes
To a drive-in
To watch the movie.
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That's not true,
Lots of people
Go to the drive-in
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Just to watch the movie.
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00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,739
Why, look at that
Couple over there.
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Steven, they're old.
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They've got to be
Pushing 30.
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Laura...I thought
You liked me.
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I do. But we've only been
Seeing each other for a week!
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00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,422
I know.
So how long do you
Expect me to wait?
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00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,327
Well,
I do like you, myra,
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00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,364
But we've only been
Seeing each other
For eight months.
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What did you call me?
A baby.
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That's exactly
What you're acting like.
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00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,375
You try to force me
Into doing something
261
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,278
I don't want to do
And then call me names?
262
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,914
I resent that, myra!
Take it back, right now!
263
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,518
Well, I'm sorry,
But that's what
You're acting like.
264
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,453
I am not a mama's boy!
265
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,292
Why, I'll have you know
My mother doesn't even like me.
266
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,730
Laura...I really
Care about you.
267
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,267
No, you don't
Because if you did,
You'd understand how I feel.
268
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,937
Maybe I'd care more
If you loosened up
A little bit.
269
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,240
But, steven,
I love you.
270
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,875
Well, if you do...
271
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,778
You truly do...
272
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,747
You'll wait
Until I'm ready.
273
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,621
You're right.
274
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,523
I am?
275
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,757
Absolutely.
276
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,293
If you're uncomfortable
About this in any way,
277
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,530
Then it'll be ruined
For the both of us.
278
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,800
After all,
A catch like you
Is worth the wait.
279
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,736
Oh, thank you, myra.
280
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,846
Stop it! I mean it!
Just relax, baby.
281
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,915
For the last time,
No means no!
282
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,217
Ow!
283
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,660
So long, derek.
Have a nice life.
284
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,262
I thought you were cool.
285
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,298
I am...
And I just proved it.
286
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,746
Laura, are you okay?
287
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,316
Yeah, but I don't seem
To have a ride home.
288
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,151
Oh, sure you do.
Come on.
289
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,454
You can watch the rest
Of the movie with us,
And we'll take you home.
290
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,423
You don't mind, myra?
Well, actually--
291
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,658
Thanks, babe.
Hop in, laura.
292
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,751
There. Isn't this cozy?
293
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,194
Oh, honey, would you,
Uh, come down here
For a sec?
294
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,098
What is it, carl?
A little surprise for you.
295
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,335
Now, carl, don't start
No foolishness.
296
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,036
You're going to
Love this.
297
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,338
Be careful now.
Watch your step.
298
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,607
Here we go.
Alright. Ready?
299
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,875
Ta-da!
300
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,251
* ta-da-da-da-da,
Da-da-da-da,
Da-da-da-da da **
301
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,355
[singing a fanfare]
302
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,826
Nice fridge.
303
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,662
Oh, come on, harriette!
304
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,465
Now, this is
The refrigerator you wanted.
305
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,099
Why aren't you happy?
306
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,768
You don't get it,
Do you, carl?
307
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,102
No, I don't.
308
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,072
This is not about
A refrigerator!
309
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,074
My problem is
Your attitude!
310
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,142
Oh...
311
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:15,315
Are you going to tell me
That I can't even buy
My way out of this?
312
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,550
Carl, you know exactly
Why I'm so upset.
313
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,118
Let me know when
You want to talk.
314
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:23,055
Alright, wait a minute,
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
315
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,525
Sweetheart,
You are right.
316
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:30,229
Our marriage is not
About who earns
The most money.
317
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,765
We're supposed to be
Equal partners.
318
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,602
Now, I was way
Out of line, and I'm sorry.
319
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,771
Would you accept a plea
Of temporary chauvinism?
320
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,478
Okay.
321
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,615
Hey, you...
322
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,717
Come over here
Out of the doghouse.
323
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,221
[panting]
324
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,557
Woof woof woof
Woof woof woof!
325
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,842
Boy! I love that
Erik estrada.
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