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Hey, waldo.
I'm still waiting
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For that
Mighty weenie
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And an order
Of ribs.
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Coming up, boss.
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A dog and a hog.
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What do you think
Of this skirt?
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It's fine. Why?
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Steve says
It's too short.
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Ooh, girl!
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Hot.
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It's perfect.
It's perfect.
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Hey, buster.
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Keep flirtin',
And you'll
Be hurtin'.
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Yeah, right.
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What?
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What!
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I told you that skirt
Was too short.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Oh, laura, my pet.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, I'm so
Very sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Look at my outfit.
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It's ruined.
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I know.
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Did I mention
I'm sorry?
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If I didn't,
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I'm so sorry.
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[crying]
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Stop it!
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Steve,
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Whatever made you think
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You could carry
A tray of milkshakes
10 whole feet?
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I guess I was having
Delusions of adequacy.
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Steve,
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You are the clumsiest
Person in the world.
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Have you ever
Gone a single day
In your entire life
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Without destroying
Something?
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Hmm.
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Does in the womb count?
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And clumsiness
Is only part
Of the problem.
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You're also annoying
And socially inept.
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Gee, you're just
Quite the cheerleader,
Aren't you?
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Help me out here,
Steve.
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Why are you
The way you are?
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Well, for the same reason
You're gorgeous
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And eddie is loaded
With muscles--
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Beadlike strands
Of recombinant dna
Called genes,
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Arranged along
The 23 pairs
Of human chromosomes.
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Right.
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But...What happened
To yours?
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Well...
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It might have
Something to do
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With the fact
That the day before
I was conceived,
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A road flare went off
In my father's pocket.
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Steve,
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Is there anything
You can do
To change yourself?
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Well, why?
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I like myself.
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I'm comfortable
With me.
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Well, that makes
One of us.
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I'm not comfortable
With you.
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I've got
Three flavors
Of milkshake
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Dripping
Down my leg.
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Steve,
It would be nice
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If you tried
To change.
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And it would be
Even nicer
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If you did it soon.
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But...
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[whistling]
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Hi, honey.
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Hey.
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Is that today's mail?
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Yep.
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Anything for me?
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Just bills.
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[whistling]
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I'm glad to hear
The bills make you happy.
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Why?
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Because I'm going
Shopping at the mall.
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By the time I'm done,
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You'll be thrilled.
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Good one, harriette.
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00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,236
Hey, you want
Some company?
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You're volunteering
To go shopping with me?
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Sure.
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And I'll even
Treat you to lunch.
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Okay, that's it.
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What have you done
With my husband?
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It's me, your
Little binky-poo.
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Why is my little binky-poo
In such a good mood?
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Because it's been
One whole week
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Since I've seen
Steve urkel.
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For seven
Whole days,
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I haven't heard,
"Did I do that?"
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It's--
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Oh, look,
I'm being audited.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi.
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Can eddie and I
Have a party
Saturday night?
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Sure, if it's just
The two of you.
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You and eddie
Can go ahead and
Have your party.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah.
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Go ahead
And party down.
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Okay, who are you,
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And what have you done
With my daddy?
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It's me.
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I'm just footloose
And urkel-free.
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Come on, harriette,
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Let's get you
Some extra money
So you--
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Hi, big guy.
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Oh, god, no.
No, no, no!
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I'll go get
The bankbook.
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Forget the bankbook.
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Spend, spend, spend,
Spend, spend.
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That's all we do
Around here.
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And, laura,
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There'll be
Strict rules
For your party.
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Come on, sunshine.
Let's go.
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Good lord.
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Malls.
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Parking hell.
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Baby strollers.
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Feet hurting.
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Life stinks!
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Who put the starch
In his tutu?
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What do you want,
Steve?
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Well, I wouldn't
Thumb my nose
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At the nobel prize,
Monkey doodle.
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What are you
Talking about?
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And don't ever call me
Monkey doodle.
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Laura,
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I locked myself
Into my basement
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And embarked
On a series
Of experiments
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That will revolutionize
The science of genetics.
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Really?
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Yeah. Thank goodness
It was only a week.
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I had to go to
The bathroom real bad.
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Steve, what is
That stuff?
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This chemical compound
Will make me...
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Cool.
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You go on
And drink that,
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Then I'll show you
My toothpaste
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That turns me into
Janet jackson.
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Mock if you must,
My little minx.
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I found my cool gene.
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It was a little
Hard to find.
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It was behind my genes
For hammertoes
And nasal drip.
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But still,
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I found it.
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So I took
My cool gene
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And I doubled it.
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And I doubled it again
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And again,
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Until I had 100 trillion
Cool genes.
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Yaa-ha ha ha!
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Steve, you're scaring me.
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Sorry.
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Laura, this elixir
Will improve
My coordination,
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My posture,
My vocal intonation,
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And I might
Even sprout
A chest hair or two.
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First, you better
Sprout a chest.
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Steve, is that stuff safe?
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Who knows?
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Steve...
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Tired of
Steve urkel,
Were you?
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Wanted
Someone better,
Did you?
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Someone...Cool?
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Well, through
The teeth,
Over the gums,
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Look out,
Stomach,
Here it comes.
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Steve, stop!
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Ooh...
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Cool genes
Taste like
Snapple.
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Ahh.
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You okay?
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[gargling]
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Steve!
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Steve?
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Steve?
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Steve who?
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Steve urkel.
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You.
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No, no,
No, no, no.
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There is
No steve here.
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I'm stefan,
Sweet thing.
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Stefan urquelle.
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00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,659
Where is he?
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00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,995
I don't see him.
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00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,897
Where is
Stefan urquelle?
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00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,532
Relax, k.C.
He isn't
Here yet.
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How's my hair?
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It's fine.
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Fine? It's just fine?
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For stefan it's
Got to be perfect.
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Do you believe this?
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Just a few days ago,
The world's coolest guy
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Was the world's
Biggest nerd.
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See, eddie.
There's still
Hope for you.
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[doorbell rings]
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Move out
Of my way!
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Aw.
Aw.
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00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,202
I told you
I should've worn
The other tie.
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00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,342
Food!
Food!
Food!
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00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,254
Do you believe
Those appetites?
218
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,188
We'll be lucky
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00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,990
If they
Don't eat
The furniture.
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00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,293
If stefan doesn't
Show up soon,
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I'll explode!
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00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,797
I'll just explode!
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00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,334
That girls braids
Are too tight.
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00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,384
Please, party on.
Party on.
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00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,722
It's you!
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00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,691
It's really you!
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00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,492
Peace, baby.
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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,394
Aah!
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00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,432
Wake up, sweet thing.
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00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,367
Okay.
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00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,804
Aah!
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00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,874
Oh, shoot.
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00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,143
We have some serious honeys
In here.
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00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,879
Oh, this party
Is the bomb.
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Ohh!
Aah!
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00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,855
Mm mm mm mm mmm!
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Baby, you are worth
Another trip.
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00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,437
Stefan, stop.
You're embarrassing me.
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Say my name again.
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00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,207
Stefan?
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00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,344
There's nothing sweeter
Than the sound of my name
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Upon your lips.
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Hey, yo, stefan.
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00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,017
Yo, eduardo, my man!
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00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,121
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know
That handshake.
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00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,892
How could you?
I just made it up.
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Harriette, that hair.
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00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,868
That dress.
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If carl knew
What I was thinking,
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He'd arrest me.
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B.G.
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00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,876
B.G.?
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00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,310
Well, big guy, of course.
254
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,216
Hey, are you losing weight?
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00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,417
Ha, a little.
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00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,088
Turn sideways.
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00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,190
Oh-oh. Where'd you go?
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00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,162
Steve...
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00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,397
Stefan.
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00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,764
Right.
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00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,867
Are your parents happy
With the new you?
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00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,236
Oh, they love
The new me.
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00:13:56,303 --> 00:14:00,107
In fact, they finally
Introduced me
To my grandparents.
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[music plays]
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00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,549
Stefan.
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00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,750
Would you like
To dance?
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00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,752
Oh, of course.
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00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,987
But later.
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00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,391
I'd like the first dance
To be with my lady love.
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00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,432
Hi, honey.
271
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,499
Hi, sweetheart.
272
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,302
What's the matter?
273
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,938
Joey gonzalez got shot
Tonight.
274
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,973
Oh, my god!
275
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,108
Is he okay?
276
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,976
Yeah. We think
He's going to make it.
277
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,578
What happened?
278
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,213
Routine traffic stop.
279
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,150
Joey asked the driver
For his license
And registration,
280
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,585
And the guy just shot him.
281
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,154
Unbelievable!
282
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,589
Yep. Joey was lucky.
283
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,092
The doctor said if it had
Been an inch to the left,
284
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,361
Joey would've been dead.
285
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,896
Are you going
To be alright?
286
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,531
I guess.
287
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,270
Come on, sweetheart,
Tell me the truth.
288
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,340
Do I look better
At 131 pounds or 132?
289
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,843
Stefan, I told you
At dinner.
290
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,845
I prefer 132.
291
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,549
Really? 'cause I feel
So bulky.
292
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,224
What's wrong?
293
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,526
A policeman
Was wounded tonight.
294
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,761
He's a friend
Of your father's.
295
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,463
Oh, daddy,
I'm sorry.
296
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,965
Would you like to go
To the hospital?
297
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,101
Yeah, I would.
298
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,703
Some of the guys
Will be there.
299
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,041
Ma, call me if there's
Anything I can do.
300
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,443
Alright, sweetie.
301
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,750
Well, the storm clouds
Are gone.
302
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,686
Care to cuddle up
With a little ray
Of sunshine?
303
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,489
Don't you care at all
304
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,658
About what happened
To my dad's friend?
305
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,193
Don't you have any feelings?
306
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,595
Well, of course I do.
307
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,930
But when I find myself
308
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,998
Burdened by the troubles
Of the world,
309
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,434
I try to cheer myself up
310
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,137
By thinking about all
The wonderful clothes
I own.
311
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,073
Stefan, we have to talk.
312
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,409
Oh?
313
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,745
I never thought
I'd say this
In a million years,
314
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,413
But...
315
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,814
But what?
316
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,516
I miss steve urkel.
317
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,784
Why?
318
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,253
Because he had feelings.
319
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,987
He cared about people.
320
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,790
Face it, stefan,
Numero uno on your list
321
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,692
Is you.
322
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,694
Can you blame me?
323
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,865
Yes!
324
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,066
Look at me.
325
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,768
I'm incredible.
326
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,670
Good-looking, charming...
327
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,238
Suave and cool.
328
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,275
That's it.
329
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,710
I want steve back.
330
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,680
Steve was an annoying,
Clumsy nerd.
331
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:38,551
A man would have
To be crazy
To go back to that.
332
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,719
Oh.
333
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,191
Or in love.
334
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,193
What do you mean?
335
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,097
This is the antidote
To the "Cool" elixir.
336
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,601
I call it
The elixir fixer.
337
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,905
Will that make
You steve again?
338
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,774
Or the village idiot.
339
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,476
It's never been tested.
340
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,446
Wait. Don't do it
If it's dangerous.
341
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:10,450
Laura, I've been
Stefan urquelle
For a week.
342
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,986
And I've got
All the things
I've always wanted--
343
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,624
Friends, fame,
And popularity.
344
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,827
But if I don't have you,
345
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,195
I have nothing.
346
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,971
Enchante.
Got any cheese?
347
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,378
Table for two.
348
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,979
Did I do that?
349
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,820
Yo, sweet thing.
350
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,755
Whoa, mama!
351
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,594
Are you okay?
352
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,668
No sweat, my pet.
353
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,884
Oh, I'm fine.
Heh heh heh.
354
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:52,919
[snorts]
355
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:59,492
I never thought
I'd be so glad to hear
Such an annoying sound.
356
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,028
That's not very nice.
357
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,031
But I forgive you.
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