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Oh, eddo!
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I bear boss tidings.
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I'll just fill you in
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While you finish
That bite.
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The department of
Parks and recreation
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Of our fine windy city
Is sponsoring
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A two-on-two
Basketball tournament.
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What do you say
About that?
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Get out.
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Oh, give me that.
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This tournament
Could be a lot of fun.
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You're
A terrific player,
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And I'm getting better
All the time.
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Here. Watch.
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What do you get
If you win?
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Season tickets
To the chicago bulls.
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Really? I'm in.
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Great! And we have
A good chance, too.
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See, we buds have a bond.
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Our close
Personal relationship
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Allows us
To communicate silently
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Without words.
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Although sometimes
Words are important.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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You know what?
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I think we need
A brighter light
In the bathroom.
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I spent half an hour
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Trying to get
My stick deodorant to work
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Before I realized
It was a candle.
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Laura, what's the matter?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just my whole life
Is over. That's all.
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Again?
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[chuckles]
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Come on, what happened?
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Well, you see,
I got invited
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To this really
Great party.
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All the cool guys
Are going to be there.
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But it doesn't start
Till 10:00.
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Mom wants me to be home
By midnight.
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I once had this problem,
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So I set all the clocks back
A couple of hours,
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But don't you do that.
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Daddy, isn't there
Something you could do
To fix this?
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Okay.
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I suppose your mother
Didn't realize
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How important
This party is to you,
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So go ahead and stay out
An extra hour.
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Really?
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I'll explain it
To your mother.
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Thanks, daddy.
You're the best.
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I'm too tired to argue.
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Ooh, I got to look
Through my closet
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And pick something
Wild and trashy.
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What?
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Something warm
And sensible.
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Man, we've been here
Forever.
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Yeah.
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Too bad the sign-up table
Wasn't at this end.
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We'd be first in line.
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Hey, what's up, b?
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Hey, alright.
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This is a long line.
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Unless they move the table,
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In which case,
You just butted in.
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I'm going to go procure
An application form
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And a sharp
Number 2 pencil.
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So what's new, guys?
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My underpants.
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Hey, man,
That's kenny jackson,
The spider!
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Yo, man,
Kenny's a legend.
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Nobody beats the spider.
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If he enters,
We might as well
Go home.
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Good. 'cause in ten minutes
Mr. Ed comes on in spanish.
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Hola! Wilbur.
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Hey, eddie,
What's goin' on?
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I'm just kickin' it.
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I was teaming up
With jimmy miley,
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But he pulled
His hamstring.
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I pulled a hamstring once,
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But all the slices
Fell off the bone.
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And you must be waldo.
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Cool.
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Eddie, you want
To be my partner?
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What?
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Me play with you?
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The spider himself?
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Yo, dog, I'm on it.
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Sign us up,
And I'll see you
Saturday.
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Want to put in
A little practice time?
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What for?
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Ha-ha!
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Yo, man,
This is great.
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Hey, eddie,
I'm no rocket scientist,
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But wasn't steve
Your partner?
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Oops.
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Oops?
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What oops?
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Uh, well,
You see, steve,
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I ran into
Kenny jackson.
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The spider?
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Hmm. He's mighty good,
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But don't you worry,
Partner.
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We'll whip him
And his little dog, too.
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Heh heh heh heh!
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[snorts]
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Well, you see, steve,
That's just it.
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He needed a partner,
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And so I said, uh...
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Well, you said...
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Well, I...
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I said yes.
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Oh...Well...
What about me?
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Well, if it makes you
Feel any better,
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I didn't do it on purpose.
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I just completely
Forgot about you.
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Oh, that's quite
A pick-me-up.
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I'm sorry, steve,
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But you don't
Understand.
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The spider
Is fantastic.
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I'd kill
To play with him.
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Well, you did, eddo.
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You killed our friendship.
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Hi.
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Oh, it's you.
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Well, nice
To see you, too.
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I'm sorry, carl.
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It's almost an hour
Past laura's curfew,
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And I'm worried
Sick about her.
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Oh, oh, oh, honey.
Relax.
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Relax? Why?
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Well, I forgot
To tell you, babe,
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But I told laura
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She could stay out
A little longer tonight.
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You what?
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I was going to tell you
This morning,
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But you were
In the shower.
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You countermanded me?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, I merely
Adjusted your decision.
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When one of us
Makes a decision,
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The other's supposed
To back it up.
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Well, honey, that's true
In most cases,
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But sometimes one of us
Makes a wrong decision,
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And I have to fix it.
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And just who determines
That it's a wrong decision?
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That would be the one
With the best overview,
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The patriarch,
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The husband,
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The big kahuna.
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Carl, you're this close
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To pullin' my size 9s
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Out of your big kahuna.
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I tell the girl
She can't go nowhere.
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He tells her,
"Go ahead on..."
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Estelle, my belle.
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Hi, steve,
Thanks for coming over.
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Oh, it's my pleasure.
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After all, it's so seldom
I actually get invited.
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Steve, I understand
That you and eddie
Had a falling-out.
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Affirmative.
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We were going
To be partners
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In a b-ball
Tournament,
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But he dumped me.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that,
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But I just might have
The right partner for you.
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Really? Who is it?
Do I know him?
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It's not a him.
It's a her.
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A girl?
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Uh, estelle,
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I consider myself
A feminist and all,
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But...A girl?
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She's a pretty good player.
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How do you know her?
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I met her at
The senior citizens center.
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Uh, well, just how old
Might she be?
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Steve, a woman over 50
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Never reveals her age.
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Over 50!
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You're suggesting
That I partner up
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With an elderly woman?
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That's right.
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Estelle, have you been
Spiking your prune juice?
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[banging on door]
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Oh, that must be her.
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You'll do great
With grandmama.
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Grandmama?
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Oh, estelle, see,
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Other players
Have names like
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Cyclops, the spider,
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And gorilla jam,
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And I get grandmama?
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Oh, this'll never work.
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I baked a cake.
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Oh, this'll work.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Hey, steve.
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Hi, eddo.
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So what's goin' on?
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I'm here to play.
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00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,494
Oh, so you got
A partner.
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Well,
That's great.
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00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,666
So what loser
Teamed up with you?
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Don't go dissin'
My partner.
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She deserves to be
Treated like a lady.
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Lady?
Lady?
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I should've worn
My sports bra.
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Grandmama, the guys.
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00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,088
Guys,
Your worst nightmare.
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00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,957
Hey, you.
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00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:05,725
Yeah?
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00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,227
You're cute.
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00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,729
I'm married.
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00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,933
[whistle blows]
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00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,302
Okay, everybody...
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The third annual--
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The third annual
Two-on-two tournament
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Is about to start.
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First two teams
On the court.
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Let's go!
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[whistle blows]
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00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,019
[cheering]
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00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:36,156
* oh, you better
Work it, boy! *
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* hey, yeah... *
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00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,233
* yeah, yeah... *
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00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:50,938
* ride the rim
And drop it in, now *
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00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,008
* hey, it ain't
No thing, yeah *
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00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,778
* are you ready
For the real thing? *
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* are you right on time? *
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00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,987
* are you ready
For the real thing? *
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00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:12,592
* I just want to fly *
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00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,494
* aim high *
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* ooh, ooh *
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* I can stop
Your every move *
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* take your message
To the 'hood, yeah *
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* my brother's slammin',
And it's understood... *
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That was incredible.
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00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,549
Darn.
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00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,750
What's the matter,
Grandmama?
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My girdle's
Giving me a wedgie.
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00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,522
You got to...
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* let's do it! *
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00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,168
* yeah *
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* call me when you
Learn to fly **
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00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:06,914
Waldo.
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00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:07,981
What's up?
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00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,117
You said you'd been
Practicing.
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00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,118
I have,
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00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,585
But I forgot to tell you.
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00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,987
It was a harmonica.
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00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,908
Excuse me. Can I see
That for a second?
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00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,046
Sure.
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00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,908
Laura, would you please
Tell your mother
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00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:12,112
That we are out
Of baloney?
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00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,813
Please tell your father
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00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,115
That as long as
He lives in this house,
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We'll never be
Out of baloney.
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00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,188
Alright, that's it.
268
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,423
I want my anniversary
Gift back.
269
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,924
Too late.
I already exchanged it.
270
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,493
It was a cheap gift
Anyway.
271
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:30,397
Let me tell you about
That anniversary gift
You gave me--
272
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,798
Stop it!
273
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,900
Stop it, stop it!
274
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,136
I hate it when
You guys fight.
275
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,604
Laura,
Take it easy.
276
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:41,108
When mom told me
I couldn't stay out
An extra hour,
277
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,110
I should've just
Left it alone.
278
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,411
Yes,
You should have.
279
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,946
I conned dad
Into giving me
What I wanted.
280
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,481
You didn't
Exactly con me.
281
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,417
Trust me. I conned you.
282
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,156
What I did was wrong,
And I have to be punished.
283
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,325
I'm grounding myself
For a week.
284
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,426
But, laura--
285
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,494
Don't argue,
Or I'll make it
Two weeks.
286
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,665
I know it seems harsh,
287
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,666
But it's the only way
288
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,368
I'll ever learn my lesson.
289
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,977
Is it my imagination,
290
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,247
Or is she raising herself?
291
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,265
* uh-huh *
292
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,700
* go! Go! Go! *
293
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,435
* go! *
294
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,606
* kick it, kick it *
295
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,376
* kick it, kick it *
296
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,279
* well, you know,
My friend *
297
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:58,385
* takin' care of number one
And struttin' your stuff *
298
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,288
* well, you know,
My friend *
299
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,125
* I'll tell you,
It's dog-eat-dog *
300
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,827
* when friends
Ain't enough *
301
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,962
* come on, brother *
302
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,299
* let's put one down *
303
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,069
* you've been throwin'
Some bad stuff round *
304
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,306
* fixin' and dissin' *
305
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,675
* so come on, brother *
306
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,178
Sure 'nuff gonna
Mess with you... *
307
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,482
Listen up, everybody!
308
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,185
Time for
The championship game!
309
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,121
We got
Winslow and jackson
310
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:37,023
Versus urkel...
311
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,492
And this tall
Drink of water.
312
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,095
The first team
To get 11 baskets wins.
313
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,430
Alright, let's go!
314
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,333
* well, you know,
My friend *
315
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,568
* uh-huh *
316
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:52,439
* takin' care of number one
And struttin' your stuff *
317
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,342
* well, you know,
My friend *
318
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,246
* I tell you
It's gotta be tough *
319
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,748
* when friends
Ain't enough *
320
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:06,453
* doin' my dealin'
Out on the court *
321
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,155
* don't try to stop me *
322
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,590
* baby, you'll just
Get hurt *
323
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,959
* 'cause you ain't seen *
324
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,662
* what I can do *
325
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,696
* I can't help it *
326
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,466
* sure 'nuff
Gonna mess with you *
327
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,369
* well, you know,
My friend *
328
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,375
* takin' care of number one
And struttin' your stuff *
329
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,544
* well, you know,
My friend *
330
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,215
* I'll tell you,
It's dog-eat-dog *
331
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,717
* when friends
Ain't enough *
332
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,719
* hey **
333
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,326
Grandmama,
Are you alright?
334
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,828
I twisted my knee.
335
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,397
Tough break.
336
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,432
We win.
337
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,866
Steve and this jerk
Should play
338
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,101
For the final point.
339
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,405
What about me?
I'm not hurt.
340
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,574
You could be.
341
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,277
Well, in that case,
342
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,579
I'll just be watching
You over here.
343
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,350
[whistle]
344
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,657
Alright,
Last point.
345
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,859
Urkel against winslow
346
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,429
For the championship!
347
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,883
You tryin'
To build a house
With all those bricks?
348
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,117
Just play.
349
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,287
You mean like this?
350
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,332
Ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh ooh ooh!
351
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,469
Ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh ooh ooh!
352
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,779
Yay!
Yay!
353
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,218
Ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh ooh ooh!
354
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,388
Ooh ooh ooh!
Ooh ooh ooh!
355
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,964
Edward.
356
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,300
Hey, steve.
357
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,001
You wanted to see me?
358
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,337
Uh, yeah.
You hungry, thirsty?
359
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,738
Can I get you anything?
360
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,040
My goodness.
361
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,074
Courtesy.
362
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,476
Well, I better
Be careful.
363
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,779
I wouldn't want
To mistake that
For friendship.
364
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,818
I guess I had
That one coming.
365
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:55,422
Steve, I'm really sorry
I dumped you.
366
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,457
Why'd you do it, eddo?
367
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,392
Well, I got greedy.
368
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,894
I wanted those
Bulls tickets so bad.
369
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,996
I thought I had
A better chance
Of getting them
370
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,566
If kenny was my partner.
371
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,500
I see.
372
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,169
But I ended up
A three-time loser.
373
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:14,106
I lost the tournament,
Banged up my knee,
374
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,643
And even worse,
I lost a good friend.
375
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,513
You considered me
A friend?
376
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:25,017
Well, it's not something
We have to broadcast...
377
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,521
But, yeah.
378
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,894
Steve,
Will you forgive me?
379
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,296
Tell you what.
380
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,366
We'll discuss it
On the way.
381
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,734
On the way
To where?
382
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,536
To the bulls game.
383
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,073
Grandmama just isn't a fan
Of the chicago bulls.
384
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,408
For some crazy reason,
385
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,744
She's nuts about
The charlotte hornets.
386
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,382
She said
I could give her ticket
387
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,949
To anyone I want to,
388
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,687
And I decided to give it
To my best friend,
389
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,021
Eddie winslow.
390
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,891
Thanks, steve!
391
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,660
Oh, you're welcome.
392
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:10,963
Aw.
393
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,507
[doorbell rings]
394
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,177
Hi.
395
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,879
Hello, grandmama,
What's up?
396
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,049
I spent the whole
Afternoon with estelle.
397
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,884
She's got
A complete makeover,
398
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,688
And let me tell you,
She's a knockout.
399
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,795
What do you think?
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