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Stop that.
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They're not for you.
They're for laura.
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Laura, would you hand me
That magazine, please?
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Here you go.
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Waa!
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There was a bug
On your head.
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[doorbell rings]
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Trick or treat.
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Uh, waldo...
'sup?
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Halloween isn't
For two more days.
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No problem.
I--I'll wait.
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This is my life--
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A pig and a pest.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Okay, that'll be $4.64.
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Please pull forward to
The drive-through window
And have your money ready,
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And, as always, exact change
Would be appreciated.
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Okay...
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Here you go.
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Thank you, sir.
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No, no, no.
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Thank you.
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Aah.
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Very funny, bozo.
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Who was that,
Steve?
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Aw, some clown.
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Welcome to mighty weenie.
What's your weenie wish?
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'sup?
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Waldo, is that you?
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Yeah. 'sup?
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What, you want to
Order something?
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Cool.
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Alright.
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Care to tell me
What it is?
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Cool.
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A mighty weenie
And a banana shake.
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Okay...
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That'll be $2.63 at
The drive-through window.
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Please pull forward
And have your money ready,
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And, as always, exact change
Would be appreciated.
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Uh, waldo...
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This is
The drive-through.
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I know.
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So, if you
Don't have a car,
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Why didn't you
Come inside?
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I like talking
To the big bun.
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Oh, get in here.
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I meant
Through the door.
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Sorry.
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Well, just give me
The money and go eat.
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Go eat. Go eat.
Give me the money.
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[coins dropping]
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Hey, waldo.
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'sup?
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Why aren't you at work?
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I got fired.
What?
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I thought you said
Things were going great
At the tattoo parlor.
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They were, but...
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Well, did you know
There's only one "O"
In mom?
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I need a job, man.
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My family counts
On my paycheck.
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We have nine faldos
At the dinner table
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And three more
Eating over the sink.
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I'll tell you what,
Waldo...
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I'm gonna give you a job
Here at mighty weenie.
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Really?
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Hey, I hired steve urkel.
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The least I can do
Is hire my best friend.
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Aw.
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Aw, gee.
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Are you okay, waldo?
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Yeah. It's just that
I'm deeply touched,
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And I thank you so much.
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That's okay I'm just glad
I could help out.
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When do I start?
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Tomorrow at noon.
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Aw.
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Aw, gee.
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You're touched again?
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Naw. I hate getting up
That early.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey, ma.
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Want to hang out?
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Hang out?
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Yeah. Isn't that
The new lingo? Hang out?
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Sure.
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Uh, but maxine and k.C.
Should be here any second.
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We're gonna go
Over some new cheers.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Want to
Rap about hunks
Till they get here?
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Uh...
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[knock on door]
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Oh, love to,
But they're here.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Your hair looks cute.
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Hi, mrs. Winslow.
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Hi, max, k.C.
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What's shakin'?
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Oh,
Not much here.
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What's shakin'
With you?
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Oh, just my bootie
In the breeze.
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Ma.
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Whoa, honey,
It was just a joke.
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Wait. Before
We get started,
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You guys have
To see a picture
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Of my sister's baby.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
Ooh.
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What a cutie.
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She's darling.
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You know, laura
Was a beautiful
Baby, too.
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Really?
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What happened?
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Everywhere we went,
People would stop and tell me
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What a beautiful
Baby I have...
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Well, now, sit, sit,
Sit, sit, sit, sit.
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She was so cute.
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She had
The fattest cheeks
I'd ever seen.
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We used to call her
Chipmunk face.
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You should have
Seen her.
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Ma. Nobody wants to know what I
Looked like as a baby.
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I do.
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Yeah, me too.
Dish it, girl.
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Now laura was
The perfect baby girl
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Except we simply could
Not potty train her.
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Tell us more.
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She wouldn't put
Down her pacifier
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Until she was six.
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Aww!
Aww!
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I'm not amused.
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You know, I remember
The first time
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I took laura to the mall
To see santa claus.
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She was scared to death.
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First, she weewee'd
In his lap.
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Then she spit up
On one of the elves.
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Oh, but she was crazy
About rudolph, and...
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Waldo--
'sup, sir?
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Waldo, you don't
Have to salute, okay?
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Okay. It's just that I'm
So grateful for this job.
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You're the best friend
A guy could ever have.
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Hey, buddies
Help each other out.
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Did you do
That inventory
For me?
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You betcha, boss.
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Uh, just read it
To me.
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Cool.
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Buns--a whole bunch.
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Cups--not so many.
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Straws--even less.
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Napkins--ha.
That's a laugh.
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Waldo...
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Usually when you do
An inventory,
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You're
Supposed to give
Specific numbers.
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Oh, man.
I messed up again.
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No, no.
Take it easy.
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It's
Your first day.
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You'll learn
The ropes.
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Thanks, eddie.
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You're a boss
With a capital b-o.
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Here.
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What are these?
Ious.
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Some people didn't have
Enough money to pay,
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So I insisted they leave
Their name and number.
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Seymour butts?
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00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,992
Willy maikit?
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00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,361
Dan druff?
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Don't worry.
They all promised
To come back tomorrow.
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You okay, eddo?
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Nope.
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I think I'm going to
Have to fire waldo, steve.
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But you can't
Fire waldo.
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He's our friend.
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Whoa.
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I think we're going
To need a new stove.
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And a floor
To put it on.
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I'll miss waldo.
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Hey, dad!
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Dad, you alright?
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I'm coming.
Just a few more feet.
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[panting]
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Whoo.
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Great jog.
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00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,555
Dad, you
Really should
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Do your cool-down
Exercises.
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Cool-down?
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00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,597
That would be me
Going from here
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To the sofa.
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00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,335
How you doing, son?
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Uncle carl...
Huh?
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00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,045
How come you
Get tired so easy?
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00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,016
Well, I'm...
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00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,919
I'm weak from eating
Far too many salads,
Richie.
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Yep, time for me
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To increase
The old pie intake.
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Want me to get you
A slice now?
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Oh, bless you, son.
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Sweet kid.
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Dad...
Huh?
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I need advice.
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00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,135
Here's some...
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Never go jogging
In new underwear.
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Um, I'll remember that,
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But, actually, I have
A problem at work.
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Uh-oh.
What is it?
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00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,484
I hired waldo.
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00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,157
Waldo faldo?
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00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,827
The guy that thinks
Mount rushmore was
Carved by lightning?
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00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,197
Well, he
Really needed a job,
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00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,366
And I wanted
To help him out.
220
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,202
Well, your heart was
In the right place.
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00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,238
Thanks, but waldo
Is messing up big time.
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I think I'm gonna
Have to fire him,
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00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,577
But if I do, he'll be
Devastated. Any advice?
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00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,746
Joe miller.
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00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,282
Who?
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00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,617
Joe and I were
Beat cops together.
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00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,720
I loved the work,
But joe just wasn't
Cut out for it.
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His feet would swell up.
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00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,790
He was impatient
With people,
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00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,759
And he
Hated doughnuts.
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00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,329
So did he get fired?
No.
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The lieutenant
Transferred him
To the undercover unit
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As a mugging decoy.
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00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,668
It turned out,
Once you put joe
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In a dress
And high heels,
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He couldn't be happier.
237
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,741
I don't think waldo
Would look too good
238
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,244
In a mighty weenie skirt.
239
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,779
No, son, that's not
What I'm saying.
240
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,149
You see, you are
The restaurant
Manager.
241
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,018
And part of your
Job is to find out
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What your employee's
Strengths are
243
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:16,456
And then figure out
A way to utilize them.
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Yeah.
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00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,160
I'll give that a try.
Thanks, dad.
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00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:23,030
You're welcome.
Hey.
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Hu-hoo.
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00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,604
[rap music plays]
249
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:41,982
Go, girl!
250
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,650
Strut your stuff!
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00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,919
Ma, you'll hurt
Yourself.
252
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,422
Boy, these new dances
Are great,
253
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,125
But have you ever tried
The mashed potato?
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00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,262
The mashed potato!
255
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,330
The great dance
From the sixties.
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00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,933
The 1960s?
257
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,436
Watch it.
I may be old,
But I'm quick.
258
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,637
Okay.
259
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,240
[music plays]
260
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,052
Now you're
Getting it, girl.
That's it.
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00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,288
Come on, laura.
Give it a try.
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00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,558
No way.
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00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,195
Oh, oh, oh! And then
There was the pony.
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00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,168
Ma...
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00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,669
Ma.
266
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,305
Ma. Ma!
267
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,207
Huh?
268
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,710
Uh, we have important
Stuff to discuss.
269
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,678
We do?
270
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,680
Oh, uh,
Okay, honey.
271
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,249
You all
Just have fun.
272
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,417
Oh, wait,
Wait, wait!
273
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,052
Let me show you
One more dance.
274
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,487
It's called
The funky chicken.
275
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,224
Hey.
276
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,925
No!
277
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,593
We don't want to see
The funky chicken
278
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,130
Or any other
Stupid dance.
279
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,001
Um, I just remembered.
280
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,103
I promised my mom
I'd cook dinner tonight.
281
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,605
Yeah, and, and...
282
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,974
And I promised
I'd eat it!
283
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,183
Laura, what
Was that all about?
284
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,952
Ma, I was planning on
Asking you the same thing.
285
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,920
What do you mean?
286
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,522
Look, ma...
287
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,591
The next time
My friends come over,
288
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,659
I would appreciate it
289
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,528
If you would just
Leave us alone.
290
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,009
Hi, steve.
Hey, steve.
291
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,212
Ooh, a jeep
Full of honeys.
292
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,483
Here you go,
Sweetie pie.
293
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,918
Thanks, wally pop.
294
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,253
As long as
I'm the chef here,
295
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,522
Your food goes
On my tab.
296
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,624
Oh, that's so sweet.
297
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,759
K.C., yours
Is 4 bucks.
298
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,098
Gotta go, babe.
299
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,870
Steve, tell me the truth.
How's waldo doing?
300
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,339
Max, he's a smash.
301
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,174
Ever since eddo
Made him the cook,
302
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,410
Business
Has been booming!
303
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,582
Waldo, the sauerkraut
Tastes great!
What did you do to it?
304
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,685
Put some honey in it.
Now, it's sweet
And sour kraut.
305
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,622
Well,
What about the buns?
306
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,126
I steam them,
Then toast them.
Makes 'em fluffy.
307
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,128
Why do the weenies
Taste better?
308
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,529
Ah, ah, ah.
309
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,632
Chef waldo faldo
Does not reveal aldo.
310
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:52,605
Well, keep it up.
It's great to see people
Actually finish their food.
311
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,706
Eddie.
312
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,176
Yeah?
313
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,552
What was that for?
314
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,053
For not firing me.
315
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,788
I was messing up
Real bad,
316
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:12,192
But you stood by me and found
Me a job that I'm real good at.
317
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,894
You're the best friend
A guy could ever have,
318
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:18,398
And I love you, buddy.
319
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,301
Well, you've always been
A great friend to me.
320
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,237
The least I could do
Is be one back.
321
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,307
Hey, eddie.
322
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,876
Think you can you raise my
Salary 10 cents an hour?
323
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,311
No.
Why not?
324
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,813
'cause then you'd be
Making as much as me.
325
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,430
Hey, ma.
326
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,864
Hi, laura.
327
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,533
Where you been?
328
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,269
Mmm, just driving around,
Thinking.
329
00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:00,307
Oh, dad called.
He's said he's bringing home
Some barbecued ribs for dinner.
330
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,676
Let's just hope
There's some left
When he gets here.
331
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,314
Ma, can we talk?
332
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,518
Yeah.
333
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,254
That's something
We need to do.
334
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,431
Ma, I am so sorry
I flipped out.
335
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,667
I don't know
What got into me.
336
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,436
I do.
337
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,372
I was embarrassing you
In front of your friends,
Wasn't I?
338
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,674
No.
339
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,477
A little, yeah.
340
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,248
Went over the line
With the funky chicken,
Right?
341
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,849
No, it was
A great dance.
342
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,484
It's just...
343
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,822
My friends came
Over to see me,
And you sort of...
344
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,558
Honed in.
345
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:57,297
I bet maxine and k.C.
Think I'm a fool.
346
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,699
No, they think
You're cool.
347
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,000
They do?
348
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,703
Yeah.
They wish their moms
Were more like you.
349
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,278
Then why
Did I get so upset?
350
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,316
Because you're at a stage
Where not being embarrassed
351
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,686
Is the most important
Thing in your life.
352
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,588
Really?
Yep.
353
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,424
It ranks just above
Food and shelter.
354
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,194
I went through it, too.
355
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,729
Did your mom
Embarrass you?
356
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,898
Ooh, constantly.
357
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:36,135
My sweet-16 birthday party
Was at a roller skating rink.
358
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,804
My mother
Did something there
359
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,139
That upset me for years.
360
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,941
Really?
What did she do?
361
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,876
She had fun.
362
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,247
She rented
A pair of skates
363
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,116
And went out
On the floor
364
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,485
And skated
With my boyfriend.
365
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,020
They went backwards
366
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,789
And even did some of those
Little twirly things.
367
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,593
Well, that's cool.
368
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,694
Yeah.
369
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,130
Everybody thought so
Except me.
370
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,499
I was horrified.
371
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,868
Well, I can relate
To that.
372
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,270
Honey,
373
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,340
I told all those
Baby stories about you
374
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,808
Because I'm proud of you,
375
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,845
And I showed you
Those dances because...
376
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,280
I enjoy being with you.
377
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,383
I know, ma.
378
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,685
And I appreciate
That.
379
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,788
Friends.
380
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,690
Best friends.
381
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:40,800
Hey, ma.
382
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,035
Show me that
Funky chicken again.
383
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,473
Sure.
Put on the box.
384
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,540
[music plays]
385
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:51,143
First, flap your arms
Like this.
386
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,545
Then your knees.
387
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,749
Now you got it!
388
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,137
Hey, dad,
Come and join us.
389
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,339
No, I don't think--okay.
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