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"...Is made up of
Two equal components
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"With a revolution
Period of 180 years.
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The angular
Separation is--"
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You're dreaming
Of steve urkel.
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You yearn to be held
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By his strong,
Manly arms.
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Your lips
Burn for his kiss.
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"Less
Than it was earlier
In this century
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"Because the two
Stars are moving
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To the same line
Of sight."
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What?
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I am so tired.
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Well, lately you always
Are, baby breath.
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Why, just yesterday, you
Fell asleep in class.
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That can happen.
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Not while you're writing
On the blackboard.
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Now, look, something's
Cookin', good-lookin'.
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Spill it.
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Mind your own
Business, steve.
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Now go ahead--
Double stars.
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"Some pairs, such
As gamma areatis,
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"Have the same
Spectral type
For both components,
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"But others
Are distinguished
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By their beautifully
Contrasting colors."
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Thank you.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Mmm...Mother winslow.
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Are these from scratch?
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Absolutely.
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At least that's what
The wrapper says.
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Laura.
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Huh!
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Why are you so tired?
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I guess I'm not
Getting enough sleep
At school.
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What?
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I'm just kidding, ma.
I got to go study.
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See ya.
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Yo, whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
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Over to waldo's.
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Tonight is the night
We agreed
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To work on our
Stamp collection.
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I can't, dad.
Waldo's mom had
Plastic surgery,
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And I'm
Invited to her
Welcome home party.
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Oh, what did she
Have done?
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A fanny lift.
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Everyone's hoping
It'll stay above
Her knees this time.
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Nine seconds left.
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Warrren moon drops back.
He's hit!
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And fumble!
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Singleterry
Picks it up!
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He's at the 30, the 20,
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The 10! Touchdown!
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The bears win!
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Do it!
Do it!
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Do it!
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Waah!
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Well, gentlemen,
Congratulate me
And my man waldo.
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We are now styling
On easy street.
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What do you mean?
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Tell him, waldo.
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No, sir.
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Why not?
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I don't know what
You're talking about.
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The betting.
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Oh. Cool.
We're betting.
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Betting?
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How much did you win?
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Well, this is
Our second week,
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And we're already up
380 big ones.
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How much is my half?
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50 bucks.
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Yeah.
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Yo, 380 is
Serious money.
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Yeah,
Frankie the fish says
It's beginner's luck,
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But we got a system.
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I wish now I'd gone in
With you guys.
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It's not too late.
The season's young.
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Aren't you aware
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That sports gambling
Is illegal
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In these united states?
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Except for nevada
And certain specified
Municipalities,
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Including atlantic city
And indian reservations,
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Which aren't subject
To federal law.
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Hey, look, urkel,
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You can't call
What we're doing gambling.
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Gambling
Implies a risk.
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With my system,
There is no risk.
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Oh? And what's
Your system?
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Do you compare
Team rosters,
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Compute previous
Game histories,
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Factor in player injuries,
Weather conditions,
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And home team advantage?
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No.
We bet on the team
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Whose city has
The ugliest women.
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You know,
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I'm really going
To hate myself
For asking this,
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But what in sam hill
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Do ugly women have
To do with football?
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Think about it.
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Wouldn't you
Be a lot meaner
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If you
Came from a city
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Full of ugly women?
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I was right.
I hate myself.
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Yo, guys,
I'm tempted,
But I'm broke.
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I don't have
Any money.
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Ah, that's
The beauty part.
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You bet by phone.
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Place the bet
To pick up the cash.
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But what if
I lose?
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It ain't going to happen.
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But in the unlikely event
That it does,
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I'll cover your behind.
Ha ha!
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Like we were
Forced to do
With my mom.
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Eddo,
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Now, look,
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You're letting
Greed cloud your
Better judgment.
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It pains me
To say this,
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But if you join
These hooligans
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In their
Nefarious
Endeavor,
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You can kiss
Our friendship
Goodbye.
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Guys, I'm in.
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In the atlanta-houston
Game,
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It was atlanta 28,
Houston 17.
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Oh, man.
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I told you so.
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And in san francisco,
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The 49ers blasted
The los angeles rams
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21 to zip.
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Damn.
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I told you so.
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And finally,
A big surprise--
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In miami,
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As the dolphins
Outscored the jets 31-14.
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Alright!
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Until the fourth quarter,
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When the jets
Scored three touchdowns
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To win the game.
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Far be it from me
To say I told you so,
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But I told you so.
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Steve, I just lost
A whole lot of money.
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The last thing I need
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Is nagging from
The nerd next door.
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Nerd? Well!
This conversation
Is finished.
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I'll be
In the kitchen
Sipping a soda
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Until you decide
To apologize.
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Despicable.
Telling me...
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Weasel, your betting
System bites.
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We bet on 12 games
And lost 10.
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May I remind you that we
Also won two games,
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Mr. Glass-is-half-empty?
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Hey, I want
An indian name, too.
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I don't believe this.
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We each lost 250 bucks
In a single afternoon.
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Weasel.
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Huh?
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I'm taking you up
On that offer.
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What offer?
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You know.
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You told me if I lost,
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You'd cover me.
Well, I lost.
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Hey, man,
I did say that,
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But, um,
Unfortunately,
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Circumstances
Have conspired
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To alter my current
Financial portfolio.
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In other words?
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You're on your own.
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Gentlemen, I just
Got off the phone
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With your bookie.
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You called
Frankie the fish?
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Yes, indeedy.
I took pity
On your plight
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And pulled
Your fannies
Out of the fire.
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How?
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Well, I simply
Explained to him
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That although your bets
Were made in good faith,
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There was no way
In h-e-double hockey sticks
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You'll ever
Pay a single cent.
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Steve! If you tell a guy
Like frankie the fish
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You're not going to pay,
You end up living with fish.
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Don't be such
A nervous nellie.
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It was
A bargaining ploy.
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Well, once
Frankie calmed down,
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I suggested
We work out
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Some sort
Of payment plan.
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Well, he just jumped
At that suggestion
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And immediately
Beeped his field
Representative,
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Who, incidentally,
Might drop
By the house.
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Move, and you die.
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I may have made
A boo-boo.
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Hey, guys,
Where're you going?
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Good lord!
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You're the largest person
I've ever seen.
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You should see my mother.
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Oh, I'm sure
She's lovely.
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Uh, listen. Are you aware
That you're giving me a wedgie?
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Now, allow me
To introduce myself.
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I'm steve urkel,
And you are?
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Bones.
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Ah. Bones.
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As in the doctor
On star trek?
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No. Bones
As in I break them.
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Ooh-ooh-ooh! Aah!
Ooh-aah! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Hello.
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Here.
Here.
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Thank you.
You two can leave.
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We're in this
Together.
Right, guys?
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Later, eddie.
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Uh, sir...
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I'd love to pay you,
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But I honestly
Don't have the money
Right now.
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Kid, I'd love
To let you off the hook,
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But I honestly have
To peel you like a grape.
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Hey, just a minute!
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Now, this is my friend.
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If you intend
To harm him,
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You'll have to
Go through me.
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Grrr.
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Grrr!
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Grrr!
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Grrrr!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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We've learned
I have a better growl,
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But you can
Back yours up.
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00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:24,945
Now, wouldn't you agree
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That a healthy eddie
Could pay you back
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Much faster than a bloody,
Twisted, broken one?
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You have a point.
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00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:35,288
Now, I propose
An easy payment plan.
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Give my friend time
To arrange financing--
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Say, six months?
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24 hours.
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Works for me.
Bless you, bones.
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Oh, I'll be back
Tomorrow.
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If you
Don't have the cash,
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We're going to hold
A scavenger hunt
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For your body parts.
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00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,745
Uh, that apple is wax.
250
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,113
I know.
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00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,787
I'm a dead man.
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00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,824
I can't come up
With 250 bucks
By tomorrow.
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00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,993
Steve, can't you
Help me out?
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No, I can't, eddo.
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00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,029
I just
Spent all my money
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On a muscle building kit.
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00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,936
And I'm still trying
To get the box open.
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00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,974
What am I going to do?
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00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,142
Why don't you
Go to your father?
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00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,846
Fess up, eddo,
And take your punishment
Like a man.
261
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,016
Nah.
262
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,518
Besides, my dad is
Already upset with me
263
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,388
For not helping him with
Our stamp collection.
264
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,293
Wuh-oh.
265
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,229
I smell a bad idea.
266
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,398
Mm-hmm.
267
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,101
You see this stamp?
268
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,670
It's a 1923
Head of freedom
Statue stamp.
269
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,307
It's worth about $300.
270
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,541
You wouldn't!
271
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,510
Look, I could
Sell this stamp,
272
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,744
Pay off bones,
273
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,713
Work some overtime
At mighty wing,
274
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,282
Buy the stamp back,
And put it back.
275
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,253
But it'll haunt you
For the rest
Of your life.
276
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,788
Yeah, but at least
I'll have a life.
277
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,658
Eddo, don't
Take that stamp.
278
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,927
[gasp]
279
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,262
Eddo, don't
Go out that door!
280
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,564
What--wha--
281
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,835
Eddo, don't
Get in that car!
282
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,503
[motor starts]
283
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,905
Wh--
284
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,909
Eddo,
Don't run over me!
285
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,921
Laura.
286
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,927
Hi, mom. What's up?
287
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,198
Where have you been?
288
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,266
Oh.
289
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,934
Uh, oh,
I couldn't sleep,
290
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,004
So I thought a nice
Brisk walk would help.
291
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:08,175
Laura, I've
Been waiting here
For 3 1/2 hours.
292
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,279
A long brisk walk?
293
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,215
I've been worried
Sick about you.
294
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,550
I didn't know
Where you were,
295
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,885
What you were doing,
296
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,587
Or if you were okay.
297
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,754
I can explain.
298
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,423
Well, then,
Let's hear it.
299
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,958
Where were you?
300
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,696
Starlight coffee shop.
301
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,734
I'm a waitress there.
302
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,971
I work the midnight
To 4 a.M. Shift.
303
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,110
Laura...
304
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,547
You already have
An after-school job.
305
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,717
Why on earth
Would you take
A second job?
306
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,852
I'm saving up
For a car.
307
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,154
I can get it faster
308
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,788
If I work two jobs.
309
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,690
Well,
When do you sleep?
310
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,693
Oh, I don't.
I don't need sleep.
311
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,996
I just carry
This water spritzer.
312
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,340
There.
Fresh as a daisy.
313
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,377
Laura,
You're not a fern.
314
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,511
You need sleep.
315
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,013
You're spreading
Yourself too thin,
316
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,648
And it's
Very unhealthy.
317
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,519
I just wanted to earn
The money on my own.
318
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,289
You guys have given me
So much already.
319
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,559
I just wanted to show you
I could be responsible
320
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,061
By buying my own car.
321
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:41,401
Laura, you're the most
Responsible teenager I know.
322
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,870
But sneaking out
Of the house at night
323
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,206
Is not responsible.
324
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,408
You're
Going to quit that job.
325
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,045
Okay.
326
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,050
I'm going to talk
To your father.
327
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,851
We'll help you
With that car.
328
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,353
But you don't have to.
329
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,889
That's right.
We don't have to.
330
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:07,160
We want to...
Because we love you.
331
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:19,939
Hey, dad.
332
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,542
Hey, son.
333
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,077
Uh...
334
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,046
What are you doing?
335
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,382
Oh, I thought
I'd take a look
336
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,151
At the old
Stamp collection--
337
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,821
You know, the one
You don't have
Time for anymore.
338
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:39,092
Oh. Oh, well, I have
Some time now.
339
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,563
Wow. What a collection.
340
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,369
Hey, dad, you want
To go shoot some hoops?
341
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,940
Dad, there--
There's something
342
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,642
I have to tell you.
343
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,677
Oh, really? What is it?
344
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,614
It's about our
Head of freedom
Statue stamp.
345
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,883
Oh, yes.
346
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,952
There she is.
347
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,354
She is?
348
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,690
She is.
349
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,528
So, what did you
Want to tell me, son?
350
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,133
Oh. Uh, j-just that...
351
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,734
That I love you.
352
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,073
I love you, dad. Night.
353
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,575
Edward.
354
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,976
Yes.
355
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,878
I thought that you
Were going to tell me
356
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,614
That you sold
Our head of freedom
Statue stamp
357
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,649
To the stamp emporium
358
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,186
For $300.
359
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,155
No.
360
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,891
I'll just stick
With I love you...
361
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,661
And hope that you
Keep it in mind.
362
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,564
Come over here, edward,
And sit down.
363
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,805
Talk to me, son.
364
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:03,343
Let me
Hear the words.
365
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,716
Well, me and the guys
Bet on some football games.
366
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,418
Mm-hmm.
367
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,520
And then
I lost 250 bucks
368
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,789
To a bookie named
Frankie the fish.
369
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,291
I see.
370
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,293
And then
I sold our stamp
371
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,295
So I wouldn't
Get beat up
372
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,096
By a big guy
Named bones.
373
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:29,001
Edward, why didn't you
Just come to me?
374
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,070
Because I was afraid
You'd yell.
375
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,806
What, you mean
Like this?
376
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,513
Yes, sir. Exactly
Like that, sir.
377
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,719
My head hurts.
378
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,455
Son,
379
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,824
You've
Made some mistakes
With gambling before.
380
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,994
I thought that you had
Learned your lesson.
381
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,497
Well, I thought so,
Too, dad,
382
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,099
But weasel
Had a surefire
Betting system.
383
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,068
Oh, really?
What was it?
384
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,536
We bet on the teams
385
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,306
Whose cities have
The ugliest women.
386
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,443
My head hurts again.
387
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,379
Maybe I'll just
Be quiet now.
388
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,947
That's a very good idea.
389
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,649
Edward,
390
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,050
Son,
391
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,919
When you make a mistake,
392
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,421
You fess up to it.
393
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,122
If you cover it up,
394
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,624
It'll only make it worse.
395
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,426
Yes, sir.
396
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,695
Now, if you'd
Come to me right away,
397
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,363
You might have
Only been grounded
398
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,864
For a week or so.
399
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,132
Now you'll be lucky
400
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,568
If you make
Little richie's wedding.
401
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,670
Ouch.
402
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,172
Well, dad, just tell me
403
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,108
How you found out
About the stamp.
404
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,544
Al from the stamp
Emporium called.
405
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,213
I'd asked him
To let me know
406
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,349
If another
Head of freedom
Statue stamp
407
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,683
Ever
Became available.
408
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,386
Imagine my surprise
When I discovered
409
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,255
That I bought back
My own stamp!
410
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,526
Gee.
411
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,766
Look...
412
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,770
I'll pay you back, dad,
413
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,904
Every cent.
414
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,106
Oh, you bet you will.
415
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,875
Uh-uh.
416
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,611
I don't bet anymore.
417
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,617
[yodeling]
418
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,886
Hi, steve.
Hi, steve.
419
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,120
Last chance, eddo,
420
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,590
To come to
The polka hall with us.
421
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,025
Us? You actually
Talked somebody else
422
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,661
Into going with you?
423
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,964
Oh, yeah. Why, I have
A brand-new polka partner.
424
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,109
Come on, steve.
We don't want
To be late.
425
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,579
Uh-1 and uh-2 and uh--
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