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[instrumental music]
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Hi-dee-ho, angel toes.
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I'm busy, Steve.
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A la work and no l'amour
makes Laura la dull girl.
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[laughs]
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Pour vous.
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Thanks.
Pour goodbye.
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Wait.
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Laura, ever since
you declared your love for me
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I've been the happiest carbon
based multi cell life form
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this side of the Milky Way.
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Steve, I did not declare
my love for you.
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When you started seeing Myra
you stop coming over here
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and amazingly
I sort of missed you.
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But only as a friend.
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Well, you know, friendship
is the first step to love.
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Do you know what comes next?
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A restraining order.
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Well, actually I was
thinking we could start..
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...a dating.
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- Each other?
- Well, don't say yes, yet.
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Let me a woo you first.
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And a woo I will.
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I'm gonna woo you
like no one's been wooed
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since the dawn of woo-dom.
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[whistles]
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Hit it, boys.
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[band music]
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[music continues]
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So, the question is,
sweet cheeks..
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[drum rolls]
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[band music]
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Will you go out with me?
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No.
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[trumpet music]
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Steve, this is so sweet,
I'm really touched.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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Now, get 'em out of here.
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[blows whistle]
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[whistles]
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[band music]
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[music continues]
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I don't wanna know.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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* It's a rare condition *
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* This day and age *
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* To read any good news *
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* On the newspaper page *
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* Love and tradition *
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* Of the grand design *
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* Some people say *
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* It's even harder to find *
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* Well then there must be *
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* Some magic clue *
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* Inside these gentle walls *
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* Cause all I see *
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* Is a tower of dreams *
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* Real love burstin' *
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* Out of every seam *
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* As days go by *
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* It's the bigger love *
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* Of the family **
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[instrumental music]
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We got to step out the door..
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Harriette...you know
you always do this.
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This is some sadistic game,
isn't it?
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How long
can we make Carl wait
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for his din-din?
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Well, Carl want's
his din-din, now-now.
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Alrighty!
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Are you ready to go or do you
need more time to yell?
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Harriette,
I just don't understand
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what takes you so long?
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I have been home for 20 minutes
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and look at me
...stunning.
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You on the other hand
have been up there
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for hour and a half
and you look--
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Careful.
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Sensational.
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Carl, it takes me longer
because I have to do my hair.
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Oh. Oh, like, like
I don't have hair.
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You said it. Not me.
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Wh-what? What?
What? What? What?
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Look, you can't compare a woman
who has a full head of hair
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to a man who...doesn't.
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Are you saying, Harriette,
that, uh, I'm losing my hair?
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Oh, it's not lost.
It's in the bottom of the sink.
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[laughs]
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Oh, oh, that's so
hilarious, Harriette. Ha ha ha.
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Maybe you should go down
to Mr. Chuckles Comedy Club.
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Maybe it's open mike night.
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Oh, come on, Carl.
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- Lighten up.
- Well, I'm sorry.
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I happened to be
a little sensitive
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about my receding hairline.
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Honey, relax.
Your hairline is not receding.
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It's gone.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, man.
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I forgot my lunch money.
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Hey, Waldo, could you loan me
five bucks? I'm a little short.
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Hey, you can borrow
all you want.
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But it ain't gonna
make you any taller.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hello, my sexy Steven.
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Myra, what are you doing here?
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I couldn't bear
the thought of you
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filling this hard body
with cafeteria swill.
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Well, actually,
Monday's aren't so bad.
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Today's special is,
"I can't believe it's not pork."
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Heap it on. Heap it on.
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No, no, no, no.
You come with me.
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I've prepared a lovely picnic.
Come on.
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Man, will you look at that?
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A beautiful girl thinks
Steve Urkel is sexy.
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Wow.
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First mom spots Elvis
at the carwash. Now this.
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Actually, I'm glad
you're here, Myra.
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We really need to
discuss our relationship.
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And it seems to me..
I smell olive loaf.
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Layered with a playfully pungent
gouda on pumpernickel toast.
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Oh, goody. Gouda!
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I know.
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And for dessert..
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- Not prune pandowdy!
- Prune pandowdy!
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Oh, Myra. Stop it.
Stop it. We have to talk.
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Certainly. What's on that
enormous mind of yours?
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Well, it is enormous.
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But I just can't
live a lie, butter-bottom.
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I care for you deeply, Myra.
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But I'm in love
with an other woman.
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Laura Winslow.
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Oh, Steven, you're so cute
when you're wrong.
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Cheese.
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Well, what do you mean,
I'm wrong?
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Laura Winslow has played you
like a fiddle.
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She's got you so mixed up
that you actually think
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that you love her,
but you don't.
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- I don't?
- No.
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There is only
one woman for you..
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...Steven Q Urkel.
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And you're looking at her.
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You melted my cheese.
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(Carl)
'Well, so how's it
going, Barry?'
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(Barry)
Great. This toupee is really
gonna turn some heads.
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- 'You think?'
- Trust me.
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People are gonna
notice Carl Winslow.
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H-hand me a mirror. I'm dying
to see what I look like.
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Whoa!
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Well, Barry, I-I..
I look like Rick James.
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Oh, yes. It's super freaky.
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- Here. Try it with the hat.
- Well, I..
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Well, now I look like
Rick James' chauffeur.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Dude, it's Rick James!
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No, it's not.
It's my dad.
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Wow! Your dad
is Rick James?
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Uh, Barry, this is
my son, Edward
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and his brilliant
friend Waldo.
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Hey, cool bumper sticker
on your van.
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"I break for baldies."
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I really do.
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- Hey, Mr. Winslow?
- Hmm.
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My Uncle Aldo Faldo
went baldo.
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But he didn't wanna
cough up the cash for toup.
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so he achieved a hair-like
effect with a pet.
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- A pet?
- Yeah.
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He trained a hamster
to lie real still on his head.
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Carl, shall we try
another toupee?
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Uh, my head is in your hands.
Wig me, baby.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, yo, dad,
you look like Al Sharpton.
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[music continues]
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[grunts]
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[music continues]
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[indistinct chattering]
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Is this seat taken?
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- Yes.
- You're right.
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So how are things
with you and Myra?
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Oh, the little vixen
is stuck on me
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like bicycle pants
on delta burke.
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Laura Winslow,
you brazen barracuda!
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Here we go again.
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I walk all the way over here
from my private school
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to lunch
with my honeybunch
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and what do I find
upon my arrival?
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You're seducing him
with soggy fish sticks.
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Okay, it's official.
I've died and gone to hell.
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For the last time,
Steve Urkel steams my broccoli.
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Stay away
or you're gonna get burned.
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Okay, that's it. I've had
just about enough of you.
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Uh-oh!
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Oh, you have?
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I've tried to be nice,
I've tried to be patient
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but you don't respond
to subtleties.
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So I'm just gonna have
to come right out and say it.
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You are a huge pain
in the butt.
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Huge pain, huge butt.
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Say, anybody got a hankering
for a brownie? My treat!
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- Myra, I want an apology.
- For what?
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- Just for being you.
- Forget it.
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Oh, I will, however
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apologize for the mashed
potatoes in your hair.
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What mashed potatoes?
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Those mashed potatoes.
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Sorry.
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[chuckles]
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Apology accepted.
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Now, I really must apologize
for the Jell-O down your blouse.
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Oh!
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Ladies, ladies, this misuse
of food is reprehensible.
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Although I do find it
strangely exhilarating.
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Gee, Laura,
all this apologizing
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has probably
made you very thirsty.
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How about a nice
cold milkshake on me?
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Or better yet, on you.
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Ooh, Myra..
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You look like,
you're ready for desert.
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(Steve)
'Oh!'
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Have a nice piece
of cherry pie.
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00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,639
No, no, no.
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Mmm.
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Oh!
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A la mode.
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Now, stop, please . Ooh!
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[screaming]
Stop!
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00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,561
Now that was
over the line.
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00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,164
Now, now, ladies,
please not that..
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Uh!
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Uh-oh!
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[screaming]
Food fight!
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[crowd screaming]
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[instrumental music]
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[door knob clicks]
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Hi-dee, hi-dee, ho!
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Hi, Steve!
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Myra.
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Thanks to you,
I've got cafeteria duty
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for the next two weeks.
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00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,289
Thanks to you, I've been
grounded for the next two weeks.
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00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,024
You cheeky man stealer.
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You here to cause trouble.
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I won't back
away from it.
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No, no, wait.
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Wait. Now, ladies.
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Ladies, wait.
Ladies.
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Stop it.
Stop it, I say.
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Now this is gone far enough.
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Now, look. This is a bizarre
and twisted problem.
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And it requires a bizarre
and twisted solution.
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Fortunately, that's
my area of expertise.
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- You've got a plan?
- Yes.
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I intend to resume
dating Myra.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Nothing serious.
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00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,126
Just hand holdings, pet names
and occasional kissing.
258
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,827
Let's start now.
259
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,429
Put it in park, Myra.
260
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:14,267
Now, look. I want
everything out in the open.
261
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,703
So here's a fair warning.
262
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,472
I intend to remain
friends with Laura.
263
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,242
And if she gives
me the slightest inkling
264
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,478
that I can win
her heart. I'm gone, baby.
265
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:32,385
I understand.
I accept those terms.
266
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,621
- Hey, I am thrilled.
- Wunderbar.
267
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,258
Now, how's about you
to lovelies bury the hatchet?
268
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,793
Come on, shake hands.
269
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,635
Them's me, gals.
270
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,438
I think we're gonna
be good buddies.
271
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,242
Steve will never
go back to you, Laura.
272
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,810
Once he's been to Tahiti,
now why would he settle
273
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,279
for Coney Island.
274
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,851
I'm so happy for you, Myra.
275
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,122
You know, it's always nice
to see a plump girl find a man.
276
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,095
Well, maybe not
good buddies.
277
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,933
Let's go, Steven.
278
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,535
You wanna skip
school today?
279
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:27,607
Huh! And to blemish my 11 year
perfect attendance record.
280
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,811
- We can nap.
- Okay.
281
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,384
[instrumental music]
282
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,525
Carl, we're already
ten minutes late.
283
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,794
(Carl)
'Alright, just a second.'
284
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,963
Aunt Harriette.
Aunt Harriette.
285
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,365
The Cubs won!
286
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,133
Great! So did you
have a good time?
287
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,602
Fantastic.
288
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,638
Ryne Sandberg hit a home run
and grandma caught it.
289
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:05,178
I don't wanna brag, but
I didn't even spill my soda.
290
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,415
(Carl)
'Okay, I am ready.'
291
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,238
Well...what do you think?
292
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,807
- Nice.
- Handsome!
293
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,509
Weird.
294
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,947
He grew a full head
of hair overnight.
295
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,416
Richie, let's go
fix supper.
296
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,352
How'd he grow
hair that fast?
297
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,687
Because he ate
all his vegetables.
298
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,426
So, Harriette, really.
What do you think?
299
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,528
- Oh, it's-it's fine.
- Huh?
300
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,996
- Just fine.
- Really?
301
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,466
Really, really fine.
302
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,901
I particularly like
the profile, don't you?
303
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,437
Mm-hmm.
304
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,172
There it is...hair.
305
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,375
- From the side.
- Yeah?
306
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,344
- Harriette.
- Huh?
307
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,347
You don't like it, do you?
308
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,349
Well-well, Carl, it's
just, not that I don't like it.
309
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,618
It is just that,
I'll have to get used to it.
310
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,952
Used to it?
311
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,789
Well, gee, you make it
sound like chronic back pain.
312
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,992
Well, well...honey,
you took me by surprise.
313
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,495
I had no idea you
wanted a toupee.
314
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,464
Well, I didn't.
I did it for you.
315
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,368
Remember the other night,
you made fun of my hair.
316
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,170
Honey, I didn't mean it.
It was just a thoughtless joke.
317
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,208
Yeah, well, you wouldn't
said it, if you hadn't noticed.
318
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,344
Well, uh..
Of course I noticed.
319
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,745
Just like,
I'm sure you noticed
320
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,280
that I'm getting
a little gray and
321
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,483
that I have these
little...smile lines.
322
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,621
Listen, if you want
to keep this toupee
323
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,424
because it makes you feel
better, then that's great.
324
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,025
But don't do
it for me.
325
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,962
Because I love you for who
you are, just the way you are.
326
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,964
- Okay?
- Okay.
327
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:14,040
To tell you the truth, I do
feel kinda silly in this thing.
328
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,009
And it smells like
my Aunt Mary's sheep dog.
329
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,981
- Let's go, handsome.
- Right behind you, beautiful
330
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,022
[instrumental music]
331
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:34,761
Stay.
332
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,975
[theme music]
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