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Laura.
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Yeah?
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This is going to be
The best junior prom ever.
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Why? Because of
The romantic theme?
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No, because
I'm going with you.
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Oh, jimmy.
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Hey, laura, how come
There's no leaning
Tower of pizza?
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That's pisa, waldo.
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And it's in italy.
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Yeah, and our theme
Is paris in springtime.
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So change the theme.
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Make it paris in italy.
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Work with me, people.
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Hi-dee-ho, promsters.
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Hey, look who's here--
Steve jerkel.
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Oh, that's clever.
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Steve, what the heck
Is this thing?
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Oh, this is
The steven q. Urkel
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Turbo confetti cannon,
Patent pending.
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This thing looks stupid.
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I know, it's shiny.
What you see is your reflection.
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Now, picture this--
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The lights dim
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As the band
Begins to play
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A slow,
Romantic song...
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And, yes,
It's the last dance.
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Now, do we break
This magic moment
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To grab a wad
Of confetti?
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No, sir.
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Why, we merely
Flip this switch
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For a gentle poof
Of confetti.
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Did I do that?
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Aah!
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Come here!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Laura and I were shopping
All afternoon.
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We hit every store
In the mall.
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I think we finally found
The perfect prom dress.
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May I present
Miss laura winslow.
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Wow.
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Oh, look
At my beautiful
Granddaughter.
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You really like it?
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Oh, sweetheart,
I love it.
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You look like
A million bucks.
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Actually, you're close.
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What?
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What?
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What does she mean
By that, harriette?
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What does she mean?
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Well, carl, this is
A quality dress.
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You can't put a price
On quality.
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Well,
The store did.
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And they wouldn't
Let you out
The front door
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Unless you paid
That price.
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Now, how much
Quality, harriette?
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$387.
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Ooh!
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Okay, laura, go upstairs
And put on the other dress.
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Okay, ma.
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Other dress?
There's another dress?
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Mama, there's
Another dress.
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I heard, carl.
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Uh, how--how much is
The other dress, harriette?
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$150.
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Oh, 150.
That's a nice number,
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Nice round number.
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Don't be such
A cheapskate.
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Well, I just don't believe
In wasting money.
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Oh, they couldn't pry
Your wallet open
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With the jaws
Of life.
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What do you think, daddy?
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Now, that's
A prom dress.
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You don't think
It's too revealing?
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No!
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Harriette, this is what
The kids are wearing
These days.
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Get with it.
Loosen up.
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I don't know, carl.
$150 is a lot of money.
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Well, it's a lot less
Than $387,
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And besides,
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There's nothing too good
For my baby girl.
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Thanks, daddy.
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I love you.
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Yes! Ma, your plan worked.
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Yep!
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Now, take that
Other dress back
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And put it in your
Aunt rachel's closet.
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Hey, eddie,
Who are you taking
To the prom?
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Gloria hilton.
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Whoa, she's fly.
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But then,
She's kind of a flirt.
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Oh, please, waldo.
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Maybe she used to flirt
With the boys,
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But she's goin'
To the prom with a man.
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Make up your mind.
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Is she goin'
With you or man?
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Forget it.
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Look, are you taking maxine
To the prom?
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Hey, is the bear
Catholic?
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How are things going
With maxine?
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Not so good.
Her dog's got worms.
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No, I meant
How are things going
Between you two?
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Fine. I'm not
Going to stop
Petting him
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Just because
He got worms.
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Man, my head hurts.
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Look, let's get back
To the prom.
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Does weasel
Have a date yet?
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Yep. I set him up
With my sister
Quesadilla.
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You know, waldo,
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I've been meaning
To ask you this
For a long time.
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How did your sister
Get a name like quesadilla?
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She was born
In taco bell.
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It was either
Quesadilla
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Or burrito grande.
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And that's
A stupid name.
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Look, I really think
You're making a big mistake
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By setting
Your sister up
With weasel.
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How come?
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Well, you know
How weasel is.
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[imitating weasel]
Yo, baby!
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You lookin' fine,
Sweet thing.
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I can make you
Real happy.
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You really think weasel
Would try something
With my sister?
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Well, in the famous words
Of ray charles,
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Uh-huh.
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Well, what
Should I do?
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Well, if I were you,
And I'm glad I'm not.
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I'd keep
A close eye on weasel
At the prom.
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Right. I'm going to
Be on him
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Like ketchup
On spaghetti.
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My mom's
A lousy cook.
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Hello, my bodacious
Bookworm.
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Steve, I already have
A date to the prom.
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Okay.
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Did you say okay?
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Yep.
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You're not going to
Whine and moan
And complain
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That I should
Go with you?
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Been there. Done that.
Moved on.
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Oh.
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00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:13,060
Laura, I need your advice
On a very delicate
Situation.
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Steve,
If this involves
Your colon again,
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Just see a doctor.
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No.
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It concerns myra.
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Oh, how are you two
Lovebirds getting along?
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Very well.
In fact, too well.
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She's been dropping
Subtle hints
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She'd like me
To take her
To the prom.
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Steve, myra's
A beautiful,
Intelligent girl,
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And not only that,
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And this is the part
That proves there's
A god,
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She actually likes you.
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Go ahead and
Take her to the prom.
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Well, I can't.
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Myra goes to
A different school,
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And the lovely lass
Has no idea
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That I have
A reputation as...
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A nerd.
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Why, she thinks
I'm "A" number one,
Peachy-keen.
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She calls me
Her little adonis
In suspenders.
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That's cute.
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Frightening,
But cute.
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Look, steve,
Don't worry.
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When you walk
Into that prom
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With a pretty girl
Like myra
On your arm,
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Those kids
Are gonna see you
In a different light.
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Hmm...I hadn't thought
Of that.
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Well,
Think about it.
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Laura, you're terrific.
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You turned
This little sad sack
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Into a glad bag.
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Anytime, steve.
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Thanks, laura.
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I'll invite
The little vixen
Forthwith.
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Steve.
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Yes, my pet?
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This may sound
A little strange,
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But in some kind
Of warped way,
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I actually miss you
Asking me out.
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You know,
In some bizarre way,
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I actually miss
Hearing you say no.
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Laura, will you go to
The prom with me?
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No.
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Ah...
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[knock on door]
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Hi.
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Jerkel, what are you
Doing here?
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I'll ask the questions,
Noodle-noggin.
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00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,690
What are you doing here?
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I came to see laura.
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There she is.
You've seen her.
Now beat it.
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00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,229
No, you beat it.
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00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,230
Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Lucky for you
I'm leaving.
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Grrr!
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00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,908
Man, he gets
Under my skin.
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00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,643
Oh, come on,
He's harmless.
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00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,245
But he's always
Hanging around you.
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I don't like that.
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Relax, jimmy.
It's no big deal.
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00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,650
Now you came over here to study.
Let's just study.
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00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,819
Forget it.
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00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:56,824
I can't concentrate.
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00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,458
I really like you, laura,
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But when you
Hang out with him,
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It makes me look bad.
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00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,698
If you want me,
You have to dump
The nerd.
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* I know you know
Just what I mean *
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00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,344
* so don't just walk up
On me *
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* there's a time
And there's a place *
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00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,414
* where we can talk
About it *
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* 'cause I don't
Want to be disgraced *
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00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,253
* with all your
Screams and shoutin' *
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* here we go *
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00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,724
* here we go again *
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* goin' through
The same thing *
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00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:39,266
* here we go *
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* don't wanna play
The same game *
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* here we go again *
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* here we go *
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* goin' through
The same thing *
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* here we go *
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00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,586
* don't wanna play
The same game *
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* well, not again *
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* I don't wanna
Go through it **
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- hey, waldo.
- what's up?
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I don't believe this.
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00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,503
Portrait is playing
At our junior prom.
Yep.
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00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,637
How did we ever
Get them?
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Simple. One of them
Is my cousin.
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00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,741
Really? Which one?
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I can't tell you.
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He'll do anything I want
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As long as I promise
Not to reveal we're related.
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Yo, yo, yo.
The weasel's
On the loose.
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00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,561
Now the party's
A party,
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Know what
I'm saying?
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What's up, man?
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A word with you, weasel.
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Excuse me,
Quesadilla.
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00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,505
Don't be long, baby.
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00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,574
I want to shake
My booty.
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00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,509
I want to
Shake it, too.
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00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,348
Look, man, I love
My sister.
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00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,716
And if you do anything
To besmirch her
Reputation,
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,385
I'll be forced
To defend her honor.
258
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,521
Oh, yeah, how are you
Going to do that?
259
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,559
I'll get back
To you.
260
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,764
Hey, listen, everybody!
261
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,732
Steve urkel's coming.
262
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,301
[moaning]
263
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,303
He's got a date!
264
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,505
Huh?
Huh?
265
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,150
Ahem. Steve,
266
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,353
Uh, we seem to be
The center of attention.
267
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,688
Oh, really?
268
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,957
I hadn't noticed.
269
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,402
Steven, everyone
Is staring at me.
270
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,403
Why, of course.
271
00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:00,073
They've never seen
Such stunning beauty.
272
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,543
Oh, steven,
You're so sweet.
273
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,354
* yeah, yeah *
274
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,590
* baby *
275
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:21,294
* oh, no *
276
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,932
* hear me out *
277
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,834
* for love *
278
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,269
* and open up *
279
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,304
* yes, I look
In your mirror *
280
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:36,576
* I see the pain inside *
281
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,746
* it's so funny how *
282
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:43,483
* hearts never lie *
283
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,586
* the memories
Of your lovin'... **
284
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,521
Yoo-hoo! Laura!
285
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,495
Oh, my god.
286
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,465
What are you guys
Doing here?
287
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,599
Hi, honey.
288
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,301
Well, I missed my prom,
289
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,771
So I decided
To bring your mom
To this one.
290
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,906
Oh, I'm just kidding.
See, we both had to
Work late
291
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,709
And we realized we didn't
Get a photograph
Of our beautiful daughter
292
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,612
In her prom dress.
293
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,713
Honey, too much blush.
294
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,116
Ma, ma.
295
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,918
Oh, this is great.
296
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,722
Hey, a little space, ace.
297
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,791
Waldo, why are you
Bugging us?
298
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,326
'cause you're my sister,
299
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,296
And the way I figure it,
That makes me your brother.
300
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,366
And I don't want him
To take advantage of you.
301
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,636
Hey, I'm a big girl.
I can take care
Of myself.
302
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,307
Besides, weasel's
A gentleman.
303
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,078
He respects me.
304
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,215
Really?
305
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,551
Well, smack me hard
And call me stupid.
306
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,591
Hi, steve.
307
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,860
Laura, that dress--
308
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,195
Why, you found
The only gown
309
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,464
That could
Complement your
Natural beauty.
310
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,365
Thanks, steve.
311
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:09,269
And it minimizes
Your butt, too.
312
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,007
You're too kind.
313
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,842
So, having fun?
314
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:16,943
I guess. How about you?
315
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,711
Laura,
You were right.
316
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,514
Everyone's
Real impressed that
I'm out with myra.
317
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,751
I'm glad.
318
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,518
Laura.
319
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,286
Yeah?
320
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,088
I thought
We settled this.
321
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,422
Settled what?
322
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,292
I told you
To stop hanging out
With the nerd.
323
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,063
Now, come on.
I want to dance.
324
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,898
I'm sorry, jimmy,
But we can't dance.
325
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,067
Why not?
326
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,436
Because I'm about
To break your legs.
327
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,038
What?
328
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,075
Nobody tells me
Who I can
And cannot see.
329
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,710
I'm my own woman.
I can make my own
Decisions.
330
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,578
But, baby--
331
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,113
I'm not your baby.
332
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,682
Look, steve urkel
May be annoying,
333
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,118
But he's
Always treated me
With respect,
334
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,187
And that's why he
Has a date tonight,
335
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,656
And as of right now,
You don't.
336
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,167
What a woman!
337
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,404
Laura!
338
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,806
Laura!
339
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,815
My goodness, I can't believe
How fast the evening's gone.
340
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,851
Yes, and in a moment
They'll be calling
For the last dance.
341
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,955
That's where I'll
Have a small task
To perform.
342
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,724
Oh? Task?
343
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,760
Well, they put me
In charge of releasing
The confetti.
344
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,761
When I got to thinking,
345
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,930
Confetti
Is so passe.
346
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,465
Very.
347
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,367
So what did you
Come up with?
348
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,537
A remote control
Balloon drop.
349
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,573
Oh, steve, show me.
350
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,313
Wow!
351
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,088
Hey, you know,
You fellas have
Real potential.
352
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,423
If you keep practicing,
353
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,092
You might amount
To something someday.
354
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,761
Hey, guys.
355
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:15,762
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
356
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,530
What's up?
357
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,500
Aha!
358
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,370
So you must be
Waldo's cousin.
359
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,377
And now,
You magnificent muskrats,
360
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,678
It's time for a moment
361
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,980
You'll all remember
The rest of your lives,
362
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,483
The last dance.
363
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,385
Yeah.
364
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,631
* don't be afraid
Of what you feel *
365
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:56,636
* lady tonight's
The night **
366
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,837
That's my cue.
367
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,573
Are you ready
For some magic?
368
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,342
Do it.
369
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,214
Ooh...
Ooh...
Ooh...
370
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:12,319
* I'll make it worth
Your while *
371
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,822
* we can go
All the way... **
372
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,923
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
373
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,758
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
374
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,361
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
375
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,330
Did I do that?
376
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,300
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
377
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,502
Well, you don't
Have to yell.
378
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,515
Hi, laura.
Still wet, my pet?
379
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,920
No, just a little damp.
380
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:24,291
I just
Wanted to make sure
You didn't drown.
381
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,192
No, I climbed
Onto the eiffel tower
382
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,762
As it floated by.
383
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,533
Boy, I really
Outdid myself
This time, laura.
384
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,736
I wiped out
The entire
Junior prom.
385
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,439
It could have happened
To anybody.
386
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,644
No, it only could have
Happened to you.
387
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,248
Laura, put what
Happened tonight
In a bottle
388
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,317
And cork it.
389
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,852
It was
Vintage urkel.
390
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,924
I guess I gave you
Some bad advice.
391
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,527
Myra must have been
Pretty upset with you.
392
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,495
No, actually,
She wasn't.
393
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,963
She just gave me
A peck on the cheek
394
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,566
And said,
"Don't you worry,
Stevie-poo.
395
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,269
Even einstein
Had setbacks."
396
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,804
So everything's okay?
397
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,272
Peachy-keen.
398
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,908
Listen, the reason
Why I stopped by
399
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,077
Is, well...
400
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,046
I'm sorry
About jimmy,
401
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,013
But I want to
Thank you
402
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,114
For standing up
For me.
403
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,384
Hey, I stood up for myself.
404
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:28,020
So it was
Just a matter
Of principle...
405
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,088
That's right.
406
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,823
And had nothing
To do whatsoever
407
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,791
With the possibility
408
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,927
That you
Care about me
In any way?
409
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,365
That's right.
410
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,700
Not even
The slightest little
Teensy-weensy
411
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,001
Itsy-bitsy bit?
412
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:44,671
Well--
413
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,073
Stop there.
I'll take it.
414
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,280
How about a hug?
415
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,082
Two seconds?
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