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[urkel]
Oh, laura!
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Aha!
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I busted you,
You little minx.
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What do you want, steve?
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Well...
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I have bad news,
My love.
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Well, what is it?
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You may want
To sit down for this.
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My news
Is deeply upsetting,
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So you must be strong.
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I'll try.
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Well, you remember myra?
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Ted's cousin?
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Yes, indeedy.
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Well,
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She, uh...
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She wants my bod.
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Steve, I think
It's great news
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That a girl
Is interested in you.
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In fact, it renews
My faith in miracles.
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But--but--
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But, laura,
You don't understand.
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Myra's all over me like
A bum on a sandwich.
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You're kidding.
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Would that I were.
She calls me constantly.
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She writes me
Love letters.
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She even sends me presents.
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She's even transferred
Into my english class.
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What's wrong with that?
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She doesn't go
To our school!
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Hm, I see what you mean.
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Gee, a beautiful girl
In love with you.
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It's kinda like that story
Beauty and the beast.
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No, laura. Now,
There's no reason
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To call
The girl names.
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Steve, I think it's sweet
That myra likes you.
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Sweet?
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You have no idea
What it feels like
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To be
Constantly pestered
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By someone
You have absolutely
No interest in.
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Okay, so maybe you do.
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Well, steve, why are you
Bothering me with this?
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I've come up with a plan
To get myra off my back,
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But I need five minutes
Of your time.
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What do I have to do?
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Marry me.
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I'll take that as a no.
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Steve, I have
Important stuff to do.
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I have to put away
The tater tots.
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Alright, I'll go...
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But there's still
One more thing
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I haven't told you.
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Well, what is it?
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Well, myra is...
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Physically...
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Attractive.
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She gives me
Smoldering looks
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Filled with sensuosity.
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So far I've been
Able to resist,
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But I'm like
A volcano inside.
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Oh...
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Oh, lock up
Your daughters,
Chicago.
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Mount urkel
Is about to erupt!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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[rap music plays]
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Turn it down!
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What?
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Turn it down!
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What?
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The music's
Too loud!
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I can't hear you!
The music's too loud!
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[music stops]
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What was your dad
Mumbling about?
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Your stereo.
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What?
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What's up, weasel?
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You like the new
Sound system?
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It's slammin'.
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Check it out.
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Two 6x9 speakers
In the door.
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Word, right?
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Four 15s
In the back.
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Tape, cd player,
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And digital preamp.
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Boom!
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It's like having
Whitney houston
Riding shotgun.
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Yo man, I wish I could
Afford that.
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My stereo bites.
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No problem.
Weasel took care of me.
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He could hook you up.
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You know,
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I know a guy who
Gets stuff real cheap.
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How much are you
Prepared to invest?
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400 tops.
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That's my savings
From working
At mighty weenie.
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That's eight months
Of telling people,
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"Please talk directly
Into the bun."
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Two days from now,
I'll get you a stereo.
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The fly girls will be
All over you.
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Alright!
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Duh!
Duh! Duh!
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[knock on door]
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Oh, myra.
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Hello, laura.
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Could I have
A moment of your time?
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Oh, sure.
Come on in.
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Can I take your coat?
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Oh, no, thank you.
This won't take long.
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Oh. So, what's
On your mind?
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Steve urkel--
The man I love.
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The man you love?
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That's right.
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He's bright,
He's witty,
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And he's so handsome.
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Are we talking about
The same steve urkel--
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Skinny guy,
Likes cheese,
Strange laugh--
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Hee hee hee
[snort snort]
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He is the smartest boy
I've ever met,
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And I think
High intelligence
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Is very, very sexy.
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You think steve is sexy?
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He stokes my furnace.
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Whoa!
You really got it bad.
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Laura,
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I've explained to steven
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That I'm more than willing
To be his love toy,
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But all he ever does
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Is babble on and on
About you.
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Uh, myra--
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Release him.
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Undo that voodoo
That you do so well.
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Myra, I have
No designs on steve.
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I'll do anything
To help you get him.
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Really?
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Really.
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Could you move to texas?
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Eddo,
This car is mighty spiffy.
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Oh, thanks, steve,
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And not only does she
Have eye appeal,
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She also has ear appeal.
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Come again?
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[rap music plays]
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Wow! Is that a new stereo?
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Stereo?
This is no mere stereo.
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This is
A master blaster.
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Oh, let me
Hear my favorite
Radio station--
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Widl--all yodeling
All the time.
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo *
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* yo yo yo yo **
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[music stops]
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Man!
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Now, that dude can wail.
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Look, steve--
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A roland speaker,
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A pop-face cassette
Receiver...
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A cd changer,
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Four 10s and
Two 100-watt power amps.
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Wow!
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You'll be deaf by summer.
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Hee hee!
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[snort snort]
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Where'd you get this?
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Weasel's friend gave me
A great deal.
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Oh?
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Yeah,
This is worth $3,000,
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But I only paid 400
For it,
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Including installation.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Well,
That's an exceptionally
Large discount.
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I figure the guy gets
Everything wholesale
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Or buys in bulk.
I don't know.
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Or perhaps it was left
By the stereo fairy.
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What are you trying
To say, steve?
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Aha!
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Figures.
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What?
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Obviously weasel's friend
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Didn't want to burden you
With excessive paperwork.
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All the serial numbers
Have been scraped off.
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What?
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Eddo, this stereo is hot.
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Hey!
It's my main dad dude.
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Uh-oh.
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Report-card time again?
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No, just being cool.
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Oh.
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Just being me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh huh!
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Uh...
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Huh huh!
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00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,263
Uh, actually I could
Use a little advice
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On a hypothetical,
Fictitious thing
That never happened.
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Oh, I see.
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Go right ahead.
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Oh, okay.
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Good.
Alright.
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Uh,
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Uh, let's say a guy
Bought something expensive
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For a real low price,
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And suddenly
Without warning,
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He finds out that
The stereo is stolen.
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Oh, it's a stereo.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, anyhow,
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00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:05,098
What should this
Completely innocent
And fictitious guy do?
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00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:13,206
Edward, did you buy
A stolen stereo
For your car?
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00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,212
Yeah!
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Oh, son.
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Dad, I didn't know.
I swear it.
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I believe you.
Take it easy.
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What should I do now?
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First, we have
To notify the police.
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Well, I just did.
I told you.
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You're my father and a cop.
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Right,
And what do we do next?
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Learn our lesson
And forget about it?
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00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,104
Guess again.
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00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,739
Tell me where
You bought it.
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I'm gonna try to find
Its rightful owner.
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00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,043
Oh, no.
That's no good.
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Excuse me?
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I'd be getting
Somebody in trouble
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And be out 400 bucks.
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That person
Deserves trouble,
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And you should have
Been careful.
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00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,723
But, dad--
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No buts, edward.
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That stereo's coming
Down to the police station.
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00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,364
Dad, it took me months
To earn that money.
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Besides,
I didn't steal it.
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If I didn't buy it,
Somebody
Would have.
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That's enough,
Edward.
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00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,807
Bottom line is that stereo
Doesn't belong to you.
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It never did
And never will.
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I wanted to be
Up-front about this.
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Oh, really,
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00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:30,217
Mr. Hypothetical,
Fictitious thing that
Never really happened?
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Oh, come on, dad.
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I was hoping you'd
Realize I was ripped off.
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00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,792
Maybe you'd have sympathy
And cut me some slack,
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But you have to go
By the book,
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No matter how unfair
It is to me.
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I wish for once you'd
Stop being a cop
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And start being my dad.
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Oh, hello, dr. Urkel.
Is steve there?
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Your son.
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00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,721
Oh, hi, steve.
It's laura.
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00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,924
No, you're not dreaming.
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00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,359
Could you grab
Your accordion
269
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,560
And come over here?
270
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,095
I'm in the mood for--
271
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,364
I came as soon
As I could!
272
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,436
Uh...
273
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,906
Hello, myra.
274
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,343
Uh, laura...
275
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,981
Would you
Care to explain
What's going on here?
276
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,016
Myra likes you,
And since you like me,
277
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,852
I knew I could get you
To spend time with her.
278
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:42,956
Of all the sneaky,
Underhanded tricks
To pull!
279
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,824
You're good, baby.
280
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,262
Steve, just spend
A few minutes with myra.
281
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,698
You may have something
In common. You never know.
282
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,732
Oh, but--
283
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,167
But--but--
But, laura.
284
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,835
But, laura.
285
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,578
Uh...
286
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,247
So...
287
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,182
So...
288
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,754
You look
Very pretty.
289
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,358
You look
Very handsome.
290
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,127
Oh, thanks.
291
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,494
My hair's
A little moist.
292
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,164
When laura called,
I was rotating my cheese wheels.
293
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,734
Nice accordion.
294
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,236
Oh, thanks.
295
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:34,307
Grachian-lombacker
Silver anniversary
Model 2200?
296
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,909
Why, yes.
297
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,546
You sure do know
Your squeezeboxes,
Lady.
298
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,314
I should.
299
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,451
I play a little
Accordion myself.
300
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,718
Wow!
301
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,622
The myron floren
Polka master!
302
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,426
Signed and numbered.
303
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,937
[playing dueling banjos]
304
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,058
Hi, steve.
305
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,160
Hi, sweetums.
306
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,929
Well, what's the matter?
307
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,864
Why aren't you
Looking at me?
308
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,201
I'm not worthy
Of eye contact.
309
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,405
Why not?
310
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,607
Well...
311
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,974
Last night,
312
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,644
Right here with myra...
313
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,878
Yes?
314
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,081
Laura, I kissed her.
315
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,349
I know.
316
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,317
I peeked.
317
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,721
But what you don't know
Is I liked it.
318
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,892
Well, steve,
You're a man...
319
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,428
Kind of...
320
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,497
And you're supposed
To enjoy kissing
A pretty girl.
321
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,765
But, laura,
322
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,001
It feels so wrong to be
Kissing another girl.
323
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,004
I want to be true
To my heart,
324
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,774
And my heart
Belongs to you.
325
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,911
Are you going
To break it off
With myra?
326
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,080
Hey, I'm no fool.
327
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,520
We're going
To the movies tonight.
328
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,856
[car horn honks]
329
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,794
Coming, babe!
330
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:15,962
Yep...
331
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,798
Tonight I'll be
Cuddling up with myra
332
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,433
At the paradise theater,
333
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,236
And while you're
Sitting here all alone
334
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,638
Reading your hairdo mags,
335
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,073
Just remember, baby--
336
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,709
It could have been you.
337
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,680
You want it to be you?
338
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:34,781
Nope.
339
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,183
Just checking.
340
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,485
Coming, babe!
341
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,927
Think I can get lucky
With chrissie oliver?
342
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,562
Weasel, I'm dating her.
343
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,099
Exactly.
That's why I'm asking you.
344
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,401
You know,
345
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,336
You're already
On thin ice.
346
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,071
I didn't even know
The stuff was stolen.
347
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,607
I'm shocked and appalled.
348
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:05,011
Now you can't even trust
A "Psst! Over here" guy.
349
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,947
Shut up
And get in the car.
350
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,682
What car?
351
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,218
Oh, my god.
352
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,852
W-w-where's my--
353
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,856
Where's my car?
354
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,890
Weasel,
355
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,091
Weasel,
Where's my car?
356
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,628
Do I look like
I have it?
357
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,396
Oh, man,
I don't believe this.
358
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,665
I-I've been robbed.
359
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,037
Hey, dad!
360
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,071
What?
361
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,273
My car's been stolen!
362
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,942
Quick! Call for backup.
Put out an apb.
363
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,077
Get a helicopter!
364
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,612
Are you sure?
365
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,415
We parked it here
10 minutes ago.
366
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,385
It happened that fast?
367
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,854
Man, this is terrible.
368
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,088
I'll say.
369
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,891
I left my new hat
In that car.
370
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,262
I'll be seeing you.
371
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,698
Dad, quick!
Call the cops!
372
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,032
Relax, son.
373
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,100
But, dad--
374
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,169
Your car is not stolen.
375
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:06,105
It's down at the precinct.
376
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,908
The guys are taking out
That hot stereo.
377
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,912
That's a relief.
I'd be lost
Without my ride.
378
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,414
Scared you, huh?
379
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:17,049
I felt scared,
Angry, and helpless
380
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,618
At the same time.
381
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,219
Really?
382
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,355
You know,
I bet that's exactly
383
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,190
How the owner
Of that stereo felt
384
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,025
When it got ripped off
From him.
385
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,361
Mmm.
386
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,063
You got me, dad.
387
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,500
You don't have to hit me
Over the head.
388
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,969
Good, 'cause that's what
I was going to try next.
389
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,440
You know, son,
390
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,009
It's a funny thing
About hot property.
391
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:48,114
You never think
About the victim
Until you become one.
392
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,516
Gotcha.
393
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,820
I know that you think
I'm too hard on you.
394
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,755
Sometimes.
395
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:59,326
It would be easy for me
To be easy on you,
396
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,593
But believe me,
397
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,730
I would not be
Doing you a favor.
398
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,098
I guess.
399
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,434
You know something?
400
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,437
I got to give you credit
For one thing--
401
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,506
You came to me and
Told me what you did.
402
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,175
Now,
I know that was tough.
403
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,111
Oh, 400 bucks, dad--
404
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,480
Gone.
405
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,185
Well, I guess I did
Learn a lesson.
406
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,389
Maybe--maybe
That was worth more
In the long run.
407
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,193
Oh, my gosh.
408
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,261
This is amazing.
409
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,429
What?
410
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,466
You are growing up.
411
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,515
Hi, girls.
412
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,317
Hi. Look who's here--
The blushing bride.
413
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,019
How's married life
Treating you?
414
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,355
Honey,
I have no idea.
415
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,690
Why not?
416
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,360
Well, we haven't
Finished the honeymoon.
417
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,596
I shouldn't
Be hearing this.
418
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,130
Harriette,
Are you ready
419
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,500
To plant
The tulip bulbs?
420
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,901
As soon as we finish.
421
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,036
I'll finish
Putting away groceries.
422
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,237
Thanks, honey.
423
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,106
Thanks for coming over.
424
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,708
I really appreciate
Your help.
425
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,777
That's exactly why
We got the apartment
So close--
426
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,514
So that I could
See my family.
427
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,349
You know, um,
I haven't been
Over lately
428
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,152
Because fletcher and I
Have been, uh,
429
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,921
Cuddling up so much.
430
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,256
Ha ha ha!
431
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,058
Where is fletcher?
432
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,494
He needed a nap!
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