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Weasel, I don't believe
You guys.
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What time did we
Agree to meet here
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To go get the tickets
For tracie spencer's
Concert tonight?
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8:00.
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And what time did
You two show up?
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10:30.
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Right. So I guess
I shouldn't be surprised
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That they were
Sold out.
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Yeah. So lighten up, man.
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Hey, I have a good excuse.
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I was visiting
My uncle
In the hospital.
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-which one?
-our lady of mercy.
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-nah. No, which uncle?
-my uncle cannonball faldo.
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He's the guy that gets shot out
Of the cannon at the circus.
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Someone put in too much
Gunpowder and blew him
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Smack dab into
The flying fanellis.
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Well, who did that?
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I don't know.
Some clown.
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Listen, guys,
I'm nuts about
Tracie spencer.
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I mean,
She's beautiful,
She's talented,
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I have all her cds.
Her poster..
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Hey, yo. Chill out,
My man. Dag!
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Look, if the fly girl
Means that much to you,
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We'll just jam down
To her hotel room
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And ask
That sweet thing
For some tickets.
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Oh, right, weasel.
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We'll just waltz
Past her bodyguards.
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Yeah, weasel.
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We won't waltz in.
We'll sneak in.
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-together?
-nah, separately!
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That way we have
A better chance of
Getting the tickets.
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Man, do you really think
We could get away with it?
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No sweat, chet.
Piece o' cake.
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Now, the only thing to it
Is to do it.
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Ho, yeah.
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Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
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Wait a minute.
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What are we
Supposed to do, again?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Ahh.
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Writing in your
Diary again, babe?
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Yeah.
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That's nice.
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Ahh.
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Oh, boy.
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Sweetheart.
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Mm-hmm.
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You ever write
About me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good stuff?
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Sometimes.
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Bad stuff?
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Sometimes.
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Can I read it?
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Nope.
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Why not?
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Because it's private.
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Harriette,
Could you hand me
A tissue, please?
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No, carl!
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Okay, fine.
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I don't want to read
Your little diary
Anyway.
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-carl, you're acting like a kid.
-I am not.
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I was going to
Tell you something
Really neat,
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But I'm not gonna
Now.
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Ahh.
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[rustling]
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Ahh.
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[rustling]
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[snoring]
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No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
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Look, I know the party's
Going to be slamming,
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But tracie can't go.
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Of course she's got a good
Reason. She's got homework!
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[knock on door]
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Wow. Come on in.
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Boy, look at
All this stuff.
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Tracie's fans
Sure love her.
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They sure do!
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Uh, is miss spencer
Around?
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No. She's rehearsing
For her concert tonight.
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Tracie doesn't
Need to rehearse.
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She's absolutely
Perfect.
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You're a big fan,
Huh?
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Me?
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No offense, sir,
But this is
A fancy hotel.
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I mean, I see big
Stars all the time.
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Oh, man!
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This is from
M.C. Hammer!
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Yo, man, it's from
M.C. Hammer!
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The hammer man!
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[knock on door]
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Yeah, who is it?
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[high voice]
Housekeeping.
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I--I'll get it, sir.
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You're weasel?
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Yeah, so keep your
Mouth shut!
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Maid service.
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The maid was already here
Two hours ago.
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Well, that was just
A trainee.
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I have to check
Her work.
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I'm the boss maid,
Tawanda toyota.
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Get your hands
On me,
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And you'll never
Let go!
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I'll take your word
For it.
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Hi.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, and good morning
To you, too.
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Well, I'm sorry.
I didn't get much
Sleep last night.
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Neither did I.
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I had to guard
My diary all night.
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Well, there'd be
No problem
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If you'd just
Let me read it.
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Forget it, carl.
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I'm going shopping,
And I want you
To promise me
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You won't read
My diary.
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Alright, alright.
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Oh, no, no, no.
That's not good enough.
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I want you to promise.
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Okay.
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I promise
I will not read
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Your precious
Little diary.
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Thank you.
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But I didn't promise
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I wouldn't get
Somebody else to read it.
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Now, let's see...
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Who will make
A good patsy?
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Hi-dee-ho, big guy.
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Yeah. Just-just
Put those
Over there.
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Ooh, good lord!
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My aching back.
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And my poor
Swollen feet.
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I'm going to have
To cut these shoes off
With a blowtorch.
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Tired, huh?
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You mind if I sit down
And rest my beautiful
Bootie?
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00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,179
Yeah, actually,
I do mind.
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00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,547
Say what?
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00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,182
Look. Tracie's gonna
Be back here in a minute.
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We can't have
The maid sitting here
Resting her bootie!
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[normal voice]
What you
Saying, ace?
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I'm not good enough to
Hang out with the broad?
That what you're saying?
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Huh? Huh?
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[high voice]
Oops.
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I think I'll come back
A little later, sir.
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Just a second.
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Oh, thank god!
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What do you mean?
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I was hoping no woman
Could be that ugly.
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Look, I just want a couple of
Extra tickets to the concert.
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Careful.
You'll tear
My pantyhose.
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Just get out before
I call security.
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And to think I left you
Extra towels!
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Just get out of here!
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00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:04,204
Do you believe what people will
Go through to meet tracie?
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,208
Yeah. It's sad, sir.
Some people just aren't
What they appear to be.
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I've had it. The next guy
I catch sneaking in here
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Is gonna spend
The rest of
His life in jail.
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Aren't you done yet?
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00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,201
It looks like
A rain forest in here.
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Hi, lee. I'm back.
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Yo. Yo ho ho.
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Oh. Oh, ho ho.
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Ooh hoo hoo.
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Ooh ooh. Ho.
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It's tracie spencer!
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Lee, you know who that is?
It's tracie spencer!
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Tracy, you got a basket
From m.C. Hammer
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And flowers
From johnny gill!
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-well, hi.
-oh, god.
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Tracie spencer
Said hi to me.
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He meets big stars
All the time.
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00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,102
Listen, kid,
Thanks for your help.
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Here's a little
Something for your trouble.
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Gee, thanks.
But, lee--
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Well, bye.
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00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,244
Listen, lee, I'm having
A little trouble
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00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,979
With the vocals
On tender kisses.
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Oh, really? Well,
Let's play the track
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And see what
The problem is.
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[music plays]
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* I'm so *
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00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,695
* confused *
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* and I think
I'm gonna cry *
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* tonight *
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* what must I do, babe? *
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* you don't know
What you mean *
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* oh, I *
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00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,112
* tell me something *
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00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:56,283
* tell me could this
Really be? *
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* you are so *
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* unpredictable *
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00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,556
* why must you *
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00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,994
* treat me this way? *
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00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,996
* I want you *
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00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,565
* to love me
For who I am *
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00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:17,037
* who I am *
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00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,808
* whatever happened *
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00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,576
* to the dreams
We used to share? *
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00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,179
* where did
Our love go? *
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00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,317
* boy, don't you even
Care? *
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00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,252
* tender kisses *
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* blown away *
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00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,756
* tender kisses, baby *
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00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,025
* yeah *
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00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,995
* gone tomorrow,
Gone today *
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00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,997
* tender kisses,
Baby *
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00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,299
* bye, baby *
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00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:50,503
* bye, baby *
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00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:56,043
* don't leave *
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00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,678
* leave me here
All alone *
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00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,114
* I want someone *
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00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,451
* I can call my own *
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00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:08,321
* I may be young,
But *
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00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,824
* I'm ready *
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00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,359
* ready to *
* ready to *
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00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:17,397
* fall in love **
* fall in love **
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00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,806
You have
A great voice.
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00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,241
S-so do you.
228
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,111
But of course
You know that.
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You have albums out.
People pay to see you.
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00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,549
I mean,
You're my biggest fan.
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Oh, god.
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00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,319
I mean,
I'm your biggest fan.
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00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,189
Oh, girl. You are so fly.
Will you marry me?
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00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,428
First of all, let's take it
A little bit slower.
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00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,462
What's your name?
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Eddie bellboy.
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I--I mean winslow.
Winslow.
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Eddie winslow,
That's my name.
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00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,337
Well, hi,
Eddie winslow.
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-and you're a bellboy?
-no, not really.
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00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,043
You see, I gave a real bellboy
20 bucks to borrow this uniform.
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00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,179
He's down in the hall
Shivering in the linen closet.
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00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,048
You want me to throw him out?
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00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,350
Are you kidding,
My biggest fan?
245
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,021
Eddie, why'd you go through
So much trouble
Just to meet me?
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00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,724
Well, you see, tracy, I waited
In line for hours
To get tickets to your concert .
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00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,659
But they were sold out.
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00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,761
Tickets?
I can get you some tickets.
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00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,664
And would you like
Backstage passes, too?
250
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,633
I love you, tracie.
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00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,904
I think that's a yes.
252
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,874
[car horns honk]
253
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,476
What's that?
254
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,211
Hmm. I don't know.
255
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,615
Oh, it looks like
Some kind of cannon.
256
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,352
I saw one of those
In the circus.
257
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,654
Look. Somebody's
Climbing in it.
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[boom]
259
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,023
Look out!
260
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,938
-waldo?
-what's up?
261
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,945
Wow.
262
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,182
Tracie spencer.
263
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,384
Do you have
Any aspirin?
264
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:28,661
Steve,
For the last time...
265
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,597
Open the diary
266
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,366
And read it to me!
267
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,036
No, sir.
268
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,273
This diary
Belongs to harriette.
269
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,275
And I will not
Violate her privacy.
270
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:46,246
And there is absolutely
Nothing you can do
271
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,382
To ever get me
To change my mind.
272
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:58,125
How about if I convince laura
To go on a date with you?
273
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,693
"January 1st."
274
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:07,034
"We had our wonderful
New year's eve party,
275
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,968
Except carl got sick
And threw up all over--"
276
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,604
Yes, skip that part.
Skip that part.
277
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,806
"March 10th.
278
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,208
"Went to the market.
279
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,377
"I've been there
A hundred times,
280
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,712
"But this time
Was different.
281
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,749
This time I met raoul."
282
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,852
Raoul?
Who's raoul?
283
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,120
Wait, wait, wait.
284
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,223
"Raoul is the new
Produce manager.
285
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,824
"He introduced himself,
286
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,260
"And I was
Immediately struck
287
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,829
"By his deep brown eyes,
288
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,865
"His engaging
Sense of humor,
289
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,068
"And how delicately
He handled my...
290
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,335
Cantaloupes."
291
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,436
[gasps]
292
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,641
Why,
Of all the lowdown--
293
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,310
Calm down, carl.
Calm down.
294
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,144
Easy.
295
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,845
"Raoul asked me out,
296
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,648
But I told him
I was happily married."
297
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,417
That a girl,
Harriette.
298
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,485
"March 24th.
299
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,354
Raoul's houseboat
Is beautiful."
300
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,455
What?
301
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,861
"I feel so safe
In raoul's strong arms."
302
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:09,962
Oh.
303
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,364
"I love him so much,
304
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,799
But I sort of
Like carl, too."
305
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,269
Oh, no.
306
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,771
Hold on, big guy.
Listen to this.
307
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,939
Aha!
308
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,509
"It's over
With me and raoul."
309
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,576
Oh, thank god.
310
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,313
"Chuck is twice the man
Raoul is."
311
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,147
Chuck?
312
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,848
Who--what-wh--
313
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,917
Holy mackerel, carl.
314
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,886
Why, I had no idea
Harriette was so,
315
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,422
Shall we say,
316
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,489
Friendly?
317
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,161
Hi, guys.
318
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,062
Aha!
319
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,606
How could you,
Harriette?
320
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,741
What's the matter, carl?
321
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,809
What's the matter?
322
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,077
What's the matter?
323
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,581
This is
What's the matter.
324
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,151
Carl, you promised
You wouldn't read my diary.
325
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,253
Well,
I didn't read it.
326
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,622
Steve read it to me.
327
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,023
Steve,
How could you?
328
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,625
Well, I didn't want to do it.
329
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:16,829
But carl promised he'd try
And get me a date with laura.
330
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,598
I'm sorry, harriette.
331
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,100
I'm weak.
332
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,444
Carl...
333
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,181
Those are my personal,
Private thoughts.
334
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,684
Oh, and they are
Personal and private.
335
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,588
"March 24th.
336
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,991
Raoul's houseboat
Is beautiful."
337
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,495
-carl, listen.
-no, you listen.
338
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,964
"Chuck is twice the man
Raoul is."
339
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,835
-carl--
-I'm not finished yet,
Harriette.
340
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,136
"April 24th.
341
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,172
"Carl...
342
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,174
"I planted
This fake diary
343
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,743
Because I knew
You'd read it."
344
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,619
Oops.
345
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,156
What do you
Have to say now, carl?
346
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,804
You actually believed
The nonsense in here?
347
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,373
Not all of it.
348
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,643
Carl winslow, you're the most
Insecure man I've ever met.
349
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,511
I am not.
350
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,447
Am I really?
351
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,149
If you weren't insecure,
352
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,017
You wouldn't have
Believed for a second
353
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,720
That I would
Have an affair.
354
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,323
Carl...
355
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,558
This is my real diary.
356
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,261
Read what I wrote
Last night.
357
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,032
"February 4th.
358
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,335
"I'm such
A lucky woman.
359
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,871
"I have a lovely home
And three
Wonderful children.
360
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,539
"But best of all,
I get to share it
361
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,609
"With a caring
And understanding
Husband,
362
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,345
A man I love more
And more every day."
363
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,385
Thanks, harriette.
364
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:22,855
I love you more
And more every day, too,
Sweetheart.
365
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,291
Feeling better now, carl?
366
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,992
Much better.
367
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,041
And I watched
Her entire concert
From the first row!
368
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,311
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
369
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,612
Then after the concert was over
370
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,315
I got to go backstage,
I met her entire band,
371
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,916
And we hung out
In her dressing room.
372
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:54,253
Right. And last night,
I had dinner
With big bird.
373
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,192
Yeah. And laura
Has the hots for me.
374
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,195
Hey, this ain't right.
I hook up with
The high priestess of pop,
375
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,764
And nobody believes me.
376
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,898
[doorbell rings]
377
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,567
Oh, I'll get that.
378
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,970
It's probably...
Whitney houston.
379
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,038
[laughing]
380
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,976
Hi. Is eddie home?
381
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,645
Oh, my god.
382
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,879
You're...
383
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:20,913
Wh--
384
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,181
But--
385
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:25,785
Do you know
Who you are?
386
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,186
Tracie spencer.
387
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:30,189
[mumbling]
388
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,458
Come inside.
389
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,766
Wh--
390
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:40,867
Alright.
391
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,203
It's great
To see you, tracie.
392
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,305
Uh, this is my dad,
393
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,709
My sister laura,
My cousin richie,
And our neighbor steve.
394
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:50,910
Hi.
395
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,579
Hi.
Hi.
396
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,814
Listen, eddie, I'm on my way
Out to the airport.
397
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,583
And I have six more stops
On my tour.
398
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,819
And I just wanted
To give you my itinerary.
399
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:00,887
Great.
400
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,723
Maybe you even can write me
Once in a while.
401
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,024
Every day.
402
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,794
-can I call you, too?
-that'd be great.
403
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,631
So, would you like
To ride to the airport
With me?
404
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:12,932
My limo will bring you back.
405
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,402
Yeah.
406
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,804
Well, hey, let's go.
407
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,771
Okay.
408
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,374
It was nice
Meeting all of you.
409
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,643
Bye.
Bye.
410
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,615
Ahem.
411
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:33,653
Well, I guess I'll go with
My friend tracie spencer...
412
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,791
In her stretch limo.
413
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,826
See ya.
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