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Okay ham.
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Ham.
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Cheese.
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Cheese.
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Mustard.
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Mustard.
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Bite.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Bite!
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Hi-dee-ho, neighbors!
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Hi, uncle steve.
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Get out.
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Not until I show you
My latest invention.
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It's the most
Revolutionary device
Since the clapper.
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The am/fm
Urkelbrush.
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The what?
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The am/fm urkelbrush.
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It's a combination
Radio and toothbrush
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So you can listen
To the golden oldies
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While you brush
Your pearly whites.
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Wow.
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Get out.
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Come on, carl.
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Give her a try.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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You're not going to
Leave until I try that?
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Uh-uh.
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Pretty dull
Just sitting there
Brushing your teeth, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Not with the urkelbrush.
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Now you can
Brush to a beat.
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[reggae music plays]
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Let's try some
Different music.
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I'll hit
The scan button.
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[rock music plays]
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[polka music plays]
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This is sort of fun.
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See, I told you.
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[zap]
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D-d-did--
D-d-did I do that?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Come on, now!
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Mom, dad,
I've got big news.
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Get lost!
I've got
Bigger news.
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Eddie, nobody wants
To hear about your
First chest hair.
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You just mad
'cause you have more
Chest hairs than me.
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[yelling]
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey!
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Alright.
Laura, you go first.
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Okay.
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Your daughter has hit
A benchmark in her life.
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I signed up for my psats.
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If I get a high score
In this tests,
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I might get a scholarship
To harvard!
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Oh, laura, honey,
That's great!
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For the next two weeks,
All I'm going to do is study.
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No tv, no dates, no friends
No fun whatsoever.
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How's that different
From your normal life?
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Peasant.
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Alright, edward.
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Now, what's your
Big announcement?
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Check this out.
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Your son
Edward winslow
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Is being
Recruited by
A major university.
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What?
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Coach westfield
Called me
Into his office.
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A recruiter came
All the way down here
Just to meet me!
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Really?
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What school?
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Illinois occidental
University.
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Wow! I.O.U.!
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Yeah.
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Congratulations, eddie.
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Thanks, mom.
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Oh, son! I am very,
Very proud of you.
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Hey! And that's just
The beginning!
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You'll be a starter
Your freshman year.
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And your junior year,
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You'll lead your team
To the sweet 16.
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And your
Senior year,
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Uh-huh.
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You'll--you'll
Win the ncaa
Championship!
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And be declared the
Most valuable player
In the game!
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And you'll get
Drafted by the bulls
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At the highest salary in
The history of the game!
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Maybe I'll even
Get endorsements!
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Oh, dozens!
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Air winslow
Sneakers!
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Eddie winslow
Jelly jars!
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Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, guys! Time out.
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Eddie, does this
School have a good
Scholastic reputation?
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I don't know.
I mean, they got
Books and stuff.
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Harriette,
It's fairly obvious.
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If they didn't
Have scholastics,
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They couldn't
Call it a college.
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Son, when you become
Rich and famous,
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You're going to have
To have an agent.
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Why?
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Well, when you're making
Gobs of money,
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Someone's
Supposed to take
A big chunk of it.
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Can't you do that, dad?
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I love you, son.
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Mr. Mccabe, what's the
Enrollment at illinois
Occidental university?
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That's a very
Perceptive question, carl.
I have no idea.
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But we have one of the top
Basketball programs
Around. And eddie?
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Yes, sir.
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We want you.
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Alright!
Alright!
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Uh, sir.
Yes.
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Did you go to I.O.U.?
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I sure did,
On a sumo wrestling
Scholarship.
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That's a joke folks.
Recruiting humor.
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Excuse me, mr. Mccabe.
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Uh, just call me wayne,
Hamriette.
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That's harriette,
Dwayne.
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That's wayne.
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By the way,
That's a lovely hairdo
You're sporting.
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Thank you, wayne.
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I take it basketball
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Isn't the only
Reason students
Go to your school.
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Of course, not.
I.O.U. Offers a terrific
Educational program
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If eddie chooses to take
Advantage of it.
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What do you mean,
If he chooses?
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Our professors are
Very big fans of
The basketball program.
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What are they going
To do, flunk a power
Forward because he forgot
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To read silas marner?
Come on.
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This sounds like
A fine college, dad.
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Made up your mind?
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I sure have.
I.O.U., here I come.
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Alright!
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Alright. Yeah!
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[wayne]
See you on
The quadrangle.
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[knock on door]
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[carl]
Laura.
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Laura, honey,
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Didn't you
Hear me knock?
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Sorry. I guess I was
Concentrating too hard.
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You should
Have knocked.
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Laura...
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You know, you look
A little, you know...
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You look a little
Horrible.
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I think you're
Studying too hard.
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You can't
Study too hard.
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Where's steve?
I thought he was
Helping you.
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He was. He wimped out
After only 12 hours.
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What a wuss.
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When is the last time
You got some rest?
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I don't know.
What day is this?
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Laura, I am really
Worried about you.
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You must be exhausted.
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No, I'm like that
Little bunny on tv--
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I just keep going
And going and going
And going and going--
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Stop, stop, stop.
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You're going
To bed. Come on.
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Dad, I can't. I have
To go to the library.
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Laura, no way.
Sleep first.
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Dad, this isn't fair.
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I have to study!
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Not until
You've had some rest.
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Dad, you're exacerbating
The problem
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Instead of ameliorating it.
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I am...Not.
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But just to be sure,
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I'm going downstairs
To check the dictionary.
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Yoo-hoody-hoo!
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Steve?
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Yep. I rendezvoused
With mr. Sandman,
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And now I'm as
Fresh as a daisy.
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Whoa!
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I'm fine. Ready to go
To the library?
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Yeah, let's go.
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Whoa!
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What's the matter?
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Well, nothing, sweetums.
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You just remind me
Of a movie star.
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Oh? Who?
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Freddy krueger.
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Ooh.
I look that bad?
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Why don't you lie down
And catch a few zs?
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You sound
Like my father.
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Oh?
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Yeah, he said I can't
Go to the library
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Until
I get some sleep.
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You should have told me!
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I nearly violated
A direct big guy order!
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What my father doesn't
Know won't hurt him.
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I have to study.
Are you coming with me or not?
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Negatory! I will not help
You destroy your health.
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I'm going, and
I want you to keep
Your mouth shut.
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Uh-uh.
I'm squealing, baby.
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00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,315
There's nothing
On god's green earth
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That's going to stop me.
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00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,920
Please, stevie?
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00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,188
Okay
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00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,429
[knock on door]
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[carl]
Laura.
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00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,177
[high voice]
Just a minute.
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Come in.
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Laura...
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00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,758
Did I wake you,
Sweetheart?
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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,293
Mm-hmm.
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00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,231
Well, good.
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00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,766
Ow!
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00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,268
What's the matter?
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[mumbling]
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00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,243
You're still
Mad at me, huh?
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00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,345
That's why you're not
Looking at me.
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00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,947
Uh-huh.
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00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,917
Sweetheart, is there
Something wrong?
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00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,385
You sound kind of nasal.
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00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,921
Cold.
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00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,256
You are cold
Or you have a cold?
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00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,125
Uh-huh.
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00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,763
I see. You're still
A little punchy.
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00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,598
I must be a little
Punchy, too.
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00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,900
Because for
A second there
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I thought you
Sounded like steve.
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Heh heh heh.
[snort snort]
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00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,011
Listen, sweetheart,
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I know you think I'm
Being unreasonable,
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00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,749
But you
Need your rest.
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00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,551
Someday you'll thank me.
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00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,219
Uh-huh.
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I love you,
Sweetheart.
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Uh-huh.
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00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,061
Come on,
Give us a kiss.
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00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,799
Come on. Give your
Old dad a kiss.
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Close your eyes.
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Come on. You don't
Look that bad.
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00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,509
Please?
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00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,044
Okay
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00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,930
Night, honey.
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00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,264
Sweet dreams...
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00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,569
And get some chapstick.
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00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,679
[eddie]
Here I come, dad!
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00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,848
Guys, can I see you
For a sec?
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00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,550
Oh, mom,
The game's not over.
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00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,552
It's over
'cause I'm over.
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00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,993
I want you
To meet somebody.
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00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,629
Sam massey, this is
My husband carl.
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00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,331
Hi.
How you doing?
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00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,966
And my son
Eddie.
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00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,901
Nice to meet you,
Eddie.
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00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,171
Sam massey...
Why does that ring a bell?
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00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,740
They used to call me
Sam the slam.
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00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,408
Oh, yes.
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00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,410
I saw you on tv once.
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00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,679
You made a 3-point shot
At the buzzer
261
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,780
To beat georgetown.
262
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,282
Yeah.
I got lucky.
263
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,184
That wasn't luck.
It takes more
264
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,619
Than luck to score
38 points in one game.
265
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,756
40 points,
But who's counting?
266
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,759
You were one
Of the best college
Players that season.
267
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,894
Come on, sit down.
268
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,796
Yeah.
What happened to you?
269
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,331
Eddie!
270
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,632
That's okay.
271
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,934
That's the reason
I'm here.
272
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,770
Your mother told me about
Your offer at I.O.U.
273
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,805
And asked me to
Give you some tips.
274
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:06,906
Great!
275
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:07,975
Hey, harriette,
276
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,243
How do you know
Sam the slam?
277
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,745
I met him at
The supermarket.
278
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,647
Sam's my favorite checker.
279
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,349
Thanks.
280
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,784
Checker?
281
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,453
Yep. Just promoted--
From bagger.
282
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,024
Oh.
283
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,759
Well, I guess
I thought that...
284
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,061
Somebody with
A college education
285
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,598
Would be doing something
A little...Different.
286
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,266
I never graduated.
287
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,168
Oh! Why not?
288
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,238
Well, that 3-point shot
Against georgetown
289
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,173
Was the highlight
Of my career.
290
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,310
Turned out to be
The last game
I ever played.
291
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,445
How come?
292
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,047
The following week,
293
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,948
I shattered
My right knee.
294
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,483
In practice?
295
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,651
No.
296
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,986
In the shower.
297
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:56,189
It's okay to sing in there
But not wise to dance.
298
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,728
Couldn't the doctors
Fix you up?
299
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,063
They tried.
300
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,332
I had four operations
Over the next two years,
301
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:10,203
But this baby
Was never the same.
302
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,871
Gee, sam,
That's tough.
303
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,206
Yeah.
304
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,409
One day I'm a big star
And next, I'm mr. Nobody.
305
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,845
My professors
Had been giving me
A free ride.
306
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,749
When I got hurt,
They expected me
To earn good grades.
307
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,618
You know what?
I could barely read.
308
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,689
Did you flunk out?
309
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,026
Almost as fast
As I used to
Drive the lane.
310
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,427
I'm back in school now,
311
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,996
But I sure lost
A lot of time.
312
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,005
You know, son...
313
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,640
The thought of you
Getting injured
314
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,976
Never entered
My mind.
315
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,945
Aw, dad...
316
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,647
Just because
Sam got hurt
317
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,948
Doesn't mean I will.
318
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,484
Well, that's true.
319
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,120
And I sincerely
Hope you don't.
320
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,222
In fact, let's say you
Beat the odds
321
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,756
And make it into the pros.
322
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,026
Are you aware the average
Nba career is four years?
323
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,863
Four years?
I'd be retired by 26!
324
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,899
And then
What are you going to do
325
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,334
With the rest
Of your life?
326
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,270
We're not going to
Let you move back in.
327
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,839
Now, look, eddie...
328
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,541
I.O.U. Is a good school.
329
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,376
But all the compliments
They're giving you
330
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,246
Will disappear the second
They don't need you.
331
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,382
So pick a major
And work hard at it.
332
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,253
Think of basketball
As the icing on the cake.
333
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,926
Thanks, sam.
334
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,961
I'll do that.
335
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,830
You must be hot stuff
On the court.
336
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,334
Well, I've been
Known to defy
The laws of gravity.
337
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,837
You care to show me
Your moves, spaceman?
338
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,539
Let's kick it.
339
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,042
Oh ho ho.
340
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,144
What? What?
341
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,811
I better study hard.
342
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,387
Wasn't it nice of sam
To talk to eddie?
343
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,022
Oh, come on,
Mrs. Winslow.
344
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,392
You know he wasn't
Just talking to eddie.
345
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,994
He was talking
To me, too, right?
346
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,530
Well, maybe a little.
347
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:24,637
I don't know. I guess
I got caught up in the
Excitement of my son's future,
348
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,575
That I lost sight
Of his future.
349
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,850
Laura, are you okay?
350
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,087
No.
351
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,055
What's wrong?
352
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,226
I snuck out and went
To the library.
353
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,027
You disobeyed me?
354
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,531
What do you have to
Say for yourself?
355
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,802
I can't remember
The atomic weight
Of titanium!
356
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,405
What?
357
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,308
I knew it this
Morning, but...
358
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,643
Now it's just...
359
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,111
Gone!
360
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,180
Laura, you need
To sit down.
361
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,281
Oh, my god!
362
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,349
What's the matter?
363
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,451
I thought I was
Sitting down!
364
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,224
Sweetheart,
Take it easy.
365
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,925
Everything's
Going to be okay
366
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,026
No, it isn't.
367
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,694
I'm going to
Flunk the test.
368
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,764
I won't get into harvard
And I won't get
Into any school!
369
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,300
You're putting
Too much pressure
On yourself.
370
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,801
You're having an
Emotional breakdown.
371
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,539
It's terrific to have goals
And work hard to achieve them,
372
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,374
But you need balance
In your life.
373
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,409
You need to
Have fun, too.
374
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,446
Yes, sweetheart.
Once you get some rest,
You'll feel refreshed,
375
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,581
And then you'll remember
Everything that you studied.
376
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,149
Then you'll
Take that test,
377
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,219
And no matter
What your score is,
We'll be proud of you.
378
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,456
Even if I don't get
Into harvard?
Won't you be disappointed
379
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,790
No way.
380
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,860
You've always done
Your best. That's all
We can ask for.
381
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,297
Thanks.
I love you guys.
382
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,832
We love you, too.
383
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,902
I'll make you a sandwich
Before you go to bed.
384
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,244
You know, carl,
It's funny.
385
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,346
Laura always
Studies too hard,
386
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,182
And eddie
Doesn't study enough.
387
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,218
How can they
Be so different?
388
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,754
I guess they're as
Different as you and me.
389
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,825
Carl,
Look at her.
390
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,795
She's fast asleep.
391
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,563
My little princess.
392
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,966
You know, carl...
393
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,505
She's not
So little anymore.
394
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,973
She's growing up
To be a young woman.
395
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,945
I bet she's going
To be very successful.
396
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,181
Yeah.
397
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,751
You know something,
Honey?
398
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,387
Eddie and laura
May be different,
399
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:57,156
But there's one thing
They have in common.
400
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,291
What's that?
401
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,493
They are
Both good kids.
402
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,430
That's true.
403
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,798
And that makes us
Successful.
404
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,570
Hey.
405
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,773
What's the matter?
Wait a minute.
406
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,509
If laura snuck out
To the library...
407
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,551
Who kissed me?
408
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,453
Carl, what are you
Talking about?
409
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,288
I was up in laura's room,
410
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:32,359
And there was somebody
Underneath the covers
411
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,327
That sounded a lot like...
412
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,997
Steve!
413
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,532
Oh, boy!
414
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,020
Ooh.
415
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,625
Behold,
My sleeping beauty.
416
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,429
Why, here's
My golden opportunity
417
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,431
To steal a kiss.
418
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,415
Don't even
Think about it.
419
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,654
What a woman.
420
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,659
You!
421
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,093
Whoa-oh!
422
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,529
You!
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