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Laura, my pet.
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[music plays]
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* a few stolen moments *
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* is all that we share *
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* you got your family *
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* and they need you there *
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* though I try to resist *
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* being last on your list *
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* but no other girl's *
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* gonna do *
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* so I'm savin'
All my love for you *
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* no other man *
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* is gonna love you more *
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* 'cause tonight
Is the night *
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* that I'm feelin'
Alright *
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* we'll be making out
The whole night through *
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* so I'm savin'
All my love *
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* yeah, I'm savin'
All my love *
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* yeah, I'm savin'
All my love *
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* for you **
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Hey, the earth didn't move
For me either, okay?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Laura, you left before
I could finish singing.
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Oh, did I?
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Listen, I'd offer you
Hot chocolate,
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But you're not
Staying that long.
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Well, I'd say thank you,
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But there's
No reason to.
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Bye.
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Laura, wait.
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Aren't you curious
Why I'm dressed to the nines
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And singing to you
In dulcet tones?
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Dulcet tones?
Our dustbuster sings
Better than you.
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Well, I'm doing this
To commemorate
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A milestone
In our relationship.
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Our relationship
Doesn't need
A milestone.
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It needs a tombstone.
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Ahem.
Woman.
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I'm about to ask you out
For the 1,000th time.
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You actually keep track?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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I used to put a note
On my bed post after each time.
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But there's nothing
Left but kindly.
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Anyhoo.
Here goes.
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Ohh.
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Ooh.
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Laura winslow--
No.
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Why, you didn't
Even let me finish.
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Sorry. I was just
So eager to answer you.
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Why, I've asked you
Out 1,000 times,
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And you've said no.
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I'm beginning to notice
An alarming trend.
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Get a clue, steve.
Give it up.
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I shall never give up,
Bubbling brown sugar.
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In fact, I'm going
To do something
So romantic,
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So gallant, and so
Fabulously grandiose
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That your heart
Will melt
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And you will be mine
Forever.
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Get a life, steve.
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Alright!
This is fantastic!
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What are you
Happy about?
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You just said,
"Get a life, steve."
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A week ago you would have said,
"Get a life, turbo-nerd."
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I'm wearing you down,
Baby.
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I'm wearing you down!
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[video game sounds]
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[doorbell rings]
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi there.
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Is your mother
At home?
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No, she's at work, but my aunt
Harriette's here.
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Can I speak to her?
Sure.
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Aunt harriette!
Those new neighbors
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You were watching
From behind the fence
Are here!
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Hello.
Hi.
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Come in.
Come in.
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We're your
New neighbors.
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I'm gloria tannen.
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And this is my daughter
Gwendolyn.
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Well, hello gwendolyn.
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I'm
Harriette winslow,
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And this is
My nephew richie.
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Welcome to the 'hood.
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Thanks.
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I think I'm gonna
Like it here.
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Listen, gloria,
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Let's have coffee,
Then I'll give you
The lowdown
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On your new neighbors.
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You're not going
To gossip?
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I sure am.
Oh, good.
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Play nice, kids.
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You want to play
Space donkeys?
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I'm down for that.
I'm pretty good
With the laser.
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Let's kick it.
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[video game sounds]
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What?
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You are so fly.
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I am?
Yeah.
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You are total daddy mack.
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Girls.
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Hey dad.
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Yeah, sweetheart?
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I got my report card
Today.
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Oh?
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Carl, her grades
Are just a little less
Than perfect.
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So when you look
At her report card,
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Try to show
Some compassion.
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Of course, mother.
Okay, judy, let's have it.
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Here you go.
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Would you look
At these grades?
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These grades
Are terrible.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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That's one of
Your old report cards.
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Honey, here is
Judy's report card.
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Oh. Bs and cs.
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Not bad.
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Thanks, grandma.
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You're welcome, sugar.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, hi, gwendolyn.
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Hey, girl.
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What can I do for you?
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I'm looking for that
Fine richie crawford.
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Just a minute.
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Richie, gwendolyn's
Here to see you.
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Aw, man, she's
Smothering me.
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Hi, gwendolyn.
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Hi, cutie.
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I baked you
A cupcake.
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Sweets for my sweet.
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Its lopsided.
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I know, my dog chewed the lid
Of my easy bake owen
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Well, thanks anyway.
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Blue is my favorite color.
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Listen, babe,
I can't stay.
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I got an interview
For preschool.
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Ciao.
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Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
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Knock it off!
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You guys
Better be careful.
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I teased this dude
Yesterday,
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And he gave me
An industrial-strength
Noogie.
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[urkel into bullhorn]
Attention!
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Yourattention please
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Is that steve?
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Yes, it's steve.
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Would the lovely
Laura winslow
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Kindly step outside?
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Ah, behold
The fair damsel.
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What are you doing
Up there steve?
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Let it be known
That I, steven q. Urkel,
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Shall remain perched here
Upon this roof
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Until laura lee winslow
Agrees to go out with me.
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This might be
A good time to move.
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Oh, greetings,
Hombres.
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Steve, why are you
Pulling a crazy stunt
Like this?
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Carl, unfortunately,
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My legendary love
For your daughter
Is unrequited.
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Therefore,
I shall remain here
Upon your roof
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Until laura winslow
Sees the folly
Of her ways.
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But, steve,
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This time of year,
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The nights up here are
Very cold and very windy.
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I've got my love
To keep me warm.
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Dad, can I have
A word with you
Down by the gutter?
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What is it, son?
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Why aren't you kicking
Steve off of here?
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Simple, as long as
He's on our house,
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He can't be
In our house.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Steve?
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Steve?
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Oh, mr. Einstein,
You flatter me.
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Steve!
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Steve!
Aah!
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, boy!
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That'll
Wake you up.
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Look at this. You
Almost killed yourself.
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I want you come down
From this roof.
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No.
You'll go out
With me?
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Then here I stay.
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Look, you're wasting
Your time.
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I'll never
Go out with you.
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Oh, yes, you will.
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No, I won't.
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Steve,
This is crazy.
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Laura, I don't care.
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Men swim oceans,
Climb mountains,
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And trudge across
Deserts for their women.
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The least I can sit on top of
A middle-class tract house.
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00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,543
Look, the radio says we're
In for a cold snap.
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It might even snow.
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00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,215
Well, let mama nature
Take her best shot.
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00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,885
You want to know why?
'cause I'm a man,
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A manly man,
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A manly urkel man.
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Fine, steve. It'll be
Just you and the pigeons.
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Pigeons?
Ooh, do they bite?
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[donkey braying]
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Well, I'm off.
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00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:10,650
You know, the
Only thing worse than
Working the night shift
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00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,586
Is working
In a snowstorm.
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Laura, aren't you
Worried about
Uncle steve?
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He's not your uncle,
And he can climb down
Anytime.
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[doorbell rings]
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You order chinese?
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Up on the roof.
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The roof?
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00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,777
The roof?
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00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,446
[speaking chinese]
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Well, good night,
Kids.
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00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,991
Good night, daddy.
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00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,293
Good night,
Uncle carl.
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Night, rich.
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[urkel]
Bye, big guy!
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Uh, steve,
You know,
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It's starting
To snow
Pretty hard.
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Don't you think
You ought
To come down?
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00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,606
No, thanks, big guy!
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I'm determined to--waaa!
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00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,482
Sorry. I slipped.
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You know, he's even
Annoying up there.
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[telephone rings]
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[ring]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, gwendolyn.
Richie?
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No. No.
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Uh, gwendolyn, richie's
Not available right now.
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I'll be sure
To tell him you called okay.
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Yeah, peace in the middle
East to you too. Bye.
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Why didn't you want
To talk to her?
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Laura, can you
Keep a secret?
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00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,324
Sure.
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Swear like a bear?
Two times square.
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00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,763
Now tell me.
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00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,098
Well, yesterday,
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00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,068
I was over at gwendolyn's
House playing legos.
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00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,236
So, what happened?
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00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,703
Well, gwendolyn asked me
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00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,006
If I wanted to see
Snoopy on ice.
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00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,407
I said sure.
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00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,775
Well, that's nice.
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00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,410
Yeah, but then I noticed
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00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,447
Gwendolyn was giving me
This real goofy look.
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What look?
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Like this.
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00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:27,920
Oh, I see.
263
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,391
Then she did
Something crazy.
264
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,160
Something weird.
265
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,229
Something disgusting!
266
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,598
What?
267
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,068
She kissed me.
268
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,138
Whoa, what
Did you do?
269
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,974
I called her
A doody head, ran home,
270
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,844
And scrubbed my face
Until my skin got red.
271
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:55,282
It sounds like gwendolyn wants
You to be her boyfriend.
272
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,984
Laura, I'm
Too young for that.
273
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,020
For goodness sake, I'm
Still wearing underoos.
274
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:06,159
Well, yeah, but you
Shouldn't have called
Gwendolyn a doody head.
275
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,396
You call uncle steve names.
276
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,664
Well, that's different.
277
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,732
How come?
278
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,070
Never mind.
279
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,072
Look,
280
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,241
Gwendolyn
Really cares about you.
281
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:25,212
And even though you don't feel
The same way about her
282
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,280
It's not right
To hurt her feelings.
283
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:33,120
Oh, gee, this boy
And girl stuff
Is really complicated.
284
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,425
You should call
Gwendolyn and
Tell her you're sorry
285
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,693
For calling her
A doody head.
286
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,462
I guess you're right.
287
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,732
Tell her you'd be happy
To see snoopy on ice with her
288
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,834
But just as a friend.
289
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,237
Hey, that's good.
Thanks, laura.
290
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,173
You sure are a good
Straightener outer.
291
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,142
Anytime, richie.
292
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,690
Hey, where
Are you going?
293
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,161
I think it's time
I start following
My own advice.
294
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,379
Steve?
295
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:36,216
Oh, oh, l-l-laura,
M-my p-p-pet.
296
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,085
Brought you
A blanket.
297
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,222
Oh, my little
Florence nightingale.
298
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,590
Be careful.
299
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,226
This roof is slipperier
Than a used car salesman.
300
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,208
Here you go.
301
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,244
Ohh...
302
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,013
Oh, thank you, darling.
303
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,749
I'm so cold.
304
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,785
You know, they say
The best cure
For hypothermia
305
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,188
Is body heat.
306
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,726
I'm close to feeling
Sorry for you, steve.
307
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,027
Don't blow it.
308
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,329
Right.
309
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,997
Listen, have you heard
Any weather reports?
310
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,834
These snow flurries
Are supposed to stop
By dawn.
311
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,901
Oh, good.
312
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,537
Just before
The blizzard hits.
313
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,241
Not good.
314
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,314
Look, I've
Been thinking about
What you're doing here,
315
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,417
And I must admit
That it is...
316
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,885
Kind of romantic...
317
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,491
In a bizarre, twisted,
Obnoxious sort of way.
318
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,761
You love me, don't you?
319
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:01,434
No, my feelings for you
Haven't changed,
320
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,169
And they never will.
321
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,537
Oh.
322
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,540
But--
323
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,375
But?
324
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,777
Oh, praise god,
There's a but.
325
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,250
But if you can convince me
That you truly
Understand my feelings,
326
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,953
Then maybe we could
Go out on a date.
327
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,456
Oh, oh!
As friends.
328
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:27,560
Oh, laura,
My lady, my love.
329
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,828
Your friend.
330
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,730
Right, my friend.
331
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,532
Do you...
332
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,004
Do you suppose
We could commemorate
This...This occasion
333
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,339
With a hug?
334
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,544
Well, I guess
Nobody will see.
335
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,423
Steve, let go.
336
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,326
Oh, sorry,
Just being friendly.
337
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,328
Heh heh heh!
338
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,032
Oh, laura, laura,
I'm so excited--
339
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,267
You and me on a date.
340
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,469
Now, steve--
341
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,138
This will be my chance
To impress you.
342
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,273
I'll knock
Your socks off.
343
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,409
With what?
344
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,246
With my charm,
345
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,350
My rapier wit,
346
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,686
My savoir-f--
347
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,254
Whoa! Whoa!
348
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,022
Savoir-faire!
349
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,665
Steve?
350
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,868
Well, steve
A deal is a deal.
351
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,704
I promised you a date,
And here we are.
352
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,708
Not just a date,
A dinner date.
353
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,711
Open up the hangar,
Here comes the jell-o plane.
354
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,950
Ahh...
355
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,588
Baby, this is
The best night
Of my life.
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