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Ladies.
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Well...
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That was a fun date.
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It wasn't a date.
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I went
To the movie alone,
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And you sat down next to me
Right after it started.
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Aha. But this time
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You didn't dump
Your soda all over me.
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I'm wearing you down,
Baby.
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I'm wearing you down!
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Hey, baby, uh...
Let's get comfortable.
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Hey, baby, uh...
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Let's get comfortable.
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What are you doing?
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Making a move,
Sweetheart.
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Feel free
To make one back.
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Okay.
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Ow!
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Steve urkel,
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You're the most
Annoying human being
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I have ever met!
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You heard her!
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You're witnesses!
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She used the phrase
Human being.
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She's mine!
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* it's a rare condition
In this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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[doorbell rings]
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Don't lose that thought.
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Hey!
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Waldo.
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What's up?
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Uh, uh,
Vonda's here.
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Oh, cool.
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Hey, vonda.
Hello, waldo.
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What's up?
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Waldo...
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What's up?
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Uh, uh, waldo, uh...
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I--I--I'm kind
Of busy right now.
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Ohh...
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Ah.
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No prob, bob.
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Yeah.
Alright.
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Uh, uh, waldo.
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What's up?
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Yo, man, check out
My lady vonda over there.
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Look at those sweet lips.
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They're just begging
To be kissed.
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You got it, bro.
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Ohh!
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Why did you do that?
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Eddie told me to.
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Uh, uh...
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Oh, eddie!
You are disgusting!
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Vonda, wait, baby!
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Baby, c--
Vonda, listen.
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Let me--
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Waldo, you just kissed
My girlfriend!
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Yep. Now you got some
Tough lips to follow.
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I didn't want you
To kiss her for me!
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I wanted you to leave so that
I could kiss her, you idiot!
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Oh.
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Now do you understand?
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Yeah, I understand.
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I understand
Something else, too.
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What?
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My best friend
Thinks I'm an idiot.
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Toss me another one,
Uncle carl.
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This baby's history.
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Which flavor this time?
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Root beer.
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You know, rich
I appreciate you eating these
Popsicles before they melt.
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Hey, it's a tough job but
Somebody's gotta do it.
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Ah! Okay.
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Uh.
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Needs a little bit
More oomph.
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More oomph.
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Hey, carl, did you
Fix the icemaker yet?
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Oh, yeah.
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Good.
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Better call
The repairman.
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What for?
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Carl, fixing things
Is a talent,
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A talent
You don't have.
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Well, now,
I fixed the dryer,
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And it works just fine.
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Yes, and then
It exploded.
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Your mother was beaned
By the lint trap.
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Well, she was only out
For a few minutes.
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Let's see.
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"Refrigerator repair."
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Excuse me.
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Would it kill you just to give
Me a little support,
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A teeny tiny vote
Of confidence? Huh, would it?
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Carl--
But, no!
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You make snide remarks
About explosions.
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You dredge up the ancient
Lint trap incident.
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Well, you know what,
Harriette?
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There should be a country
Called nay sayer,
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And you would be queen
Of the nay sayers.
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Carl--
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Well, I am the king
Of this household, queenie.
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And the king says
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That there will
Be no repairman
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Because the king has
Fixed the fridge himself!
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Nice work,
O mighty king!
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Well, let's see.
"Refrigerator repair..."
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Vonda, baby.
Baby, I--
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Vonda, I swear.
I will never be rude
To you again.
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Steve!
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You can
Sweet-talk the hottie
Some other time.
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Right now we've got
An emergency on our hands.
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Now, come on.
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What are you talking
About?
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I just got a call
From fort magee.
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Waldo's there.
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Fort magee? Why would
Waldo be at fort magee?
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Waldo joined the army.
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What?
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We got to go
Talk him out of this.
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Why would waldo do
Such an idiotic thing?
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It was your insensitive
Use of the word idiot
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That caused this whole mess.
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Waldo joined the army
Because I called him an idiot?
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Hey, strong emotions
And a weak mind
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Can make a dangerous
Combination.
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Look at
Yosemite sam.
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"Dear, mom,
I'm in the army now.
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I'm not behind a plough.
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I'll never get rich
By diggin' a ditch.
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I'm in the army now.
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Psst.
Waldo.
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Steve, eddie,
Were you guys drafted?
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No, man. We snuck
On the base. We--
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Hey! Are you ladies
Having a little trouble
Finding the door?
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Ten-hut!
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Alright!
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Who are you two?
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Private urkel.
And private winslow.
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Reporting for duty,
Sir!
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Ohh!
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Uh!
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Ohh!
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Oh! Grenade!
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Aah!
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Hit the deck!
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Did I do that?
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What are you pathetic
Piles of pasture patties
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Doing in my platoon?
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Excellent use of
Alliteration, sir.
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I don't believe I've
Had the pleasure--
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Sergeant robert shishka!
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Hey, your name
Backwards is shish kebab.
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Shut up!
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Yes, sir!
Shutting up, sir!
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I'm not a sir!
You're not, sir?
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No, sir.
I'm a sergeant.
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You will address me
As sergeant shishka!
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Certainly.
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Certainly what?
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Certainly, sir.
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Not sir! Sergeant!
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Yes, sir, sergeant
Shishka, sir.
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Just...Call me sarge.
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No prob, bob.
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Urkel...
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Winslow, you are
Not on my list
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Of new recruits.
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Oh, well--
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You mean
The army screwed up
Our paperwork again?
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Gosh! I'll bet that's never
Happened before.
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Don't insult my army.
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I love my army!
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I'll take this up later
With the lieutenant.
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Sarge, do you think
Private eddo and I
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Can have
A private moment
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With private waldo
Privately?
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Well...
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No!
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Uh, you see, sarge,
He's our friend, and--
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You have no friends!
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The army
Is your friend!
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Fall in!
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Fall in what?
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Form a line!
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My friend the army
Isn't talking very nice to me.
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Atten-hut!
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Eyes ahead!
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What are you looking at?
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Suck in that gut.
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Square those shoulders.
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Chin up!
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00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,304
Now, stay that way.
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Welcome to basic training,
Maggots.
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During the next
Six weeks--
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[exhales]
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During the next
Six weeks--
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[exhales]
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During the next
Six weeks--
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[exhales]
Stop that!
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Well, I have
To breathe!
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Excuse me
For being a mammal!
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At ease.
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During the next
Six weeks...
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It will be my job
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To turn you ignorant, ugly,
Inbred jackasses
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Into soldiers
In this united states army.
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Tsk tsk tsk.
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What?
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00:13:55,735 --> 00:14:00,874
Why all this gratuitous
Name-calling?
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00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,243
You know, you'll catch
Far more flies with honey
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00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,677
Than you will
With insults.
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Shut up!
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00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,483
You probably don't have
Too many friends, do you?
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I said shut up!
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00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,991
You know,
Sudden unreasonable
Displays of anger
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Are occasionally caused
By an impacted bowel.
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I believe--
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That does it,
Mister!
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00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,598
Give me 50 push-ups.
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Without stretching first?
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00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,270
Hit the floor!
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1!
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Ooh.
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2!
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3!
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00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,921
Alright!
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Whoo-hoo! Wedgie!
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00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,200
Alright, men.
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00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,670
You're going to take
A 20-mile field hike
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With full field packs.
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00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,373
Aw, no.
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00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,142
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't thank me.
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00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:13,013
Thank private ur...Kel.
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00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,985
You see, men, an infantry unit
Is only as strong
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As its weakest soldier,
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And this soldier
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Is the weakest man
In america.
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Oh, yeah?
He hasn't met my dad.
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Atten-hut!
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Right...Face!
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Oh, my right. Okay.
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00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,876
About...Face!
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Ooh! All the way
Around. Okay.
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Forward...March!
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00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,185
Can we have a view
Over here?
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Okay.
Left! Left!
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Left, right, left.
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Your left.
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00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,427
Your left.
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00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,535
How's it going?
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00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,203
I'm all done, little lady.
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00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,639
Your ice maker motor was shot,
I replaced it.
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00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,973
Oh, okay.
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00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,842
It's a nice place
You got here.
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Thank you.
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00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,712
How much
You pay for it?
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00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,950
I really don't think
That's any of your business.
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00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,020
Took a bath on it, huh?
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00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,655
How much do I owe you?
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00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,490
$285.
271
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,326
What?
For a little motor thing?
272
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,697
Oh, I'll wait, dearie. You want
To get on the horn there
273
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,367
And call
Your little hubby.
274
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,269
Why would I do that?
275
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,038
Well, he controls
The buckaroonies, right?
276
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,575
I mean, you need him
To authorize the repair.
277
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,316
My hubby doesn't control
The buckaroonies.
278
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,086
We share the buckaroonies.
You got that?
279
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,122
Yeah. Okey-dokey.
Sure.
280
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,191
Furthermore,
281
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,627
I'm authorizing
This repair myself.
282
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,661
Understand?
283
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,398
Okey-dokey. Sure.
284
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,803
I'm also authorizing you
To pull up those pants.
285
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,473
This is an old house,
And we got enough cracks in it.
286
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,353
Relax, men.
287
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,460
Relax...
288
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,336
[gasping]
289
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,141
Uhh!
290
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,219
Uhh!
291
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,862
Steve!
292
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,896
Huh?
293
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,198
Eddo.
294
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,933
Help!
Do me a favor.
295
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,968
What?
296
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,870
Shoot me.
297
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,574
Leave him alone, winslow!
298
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,076
Why don't you
Lay off, sarge?
299
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,844
Sure,
Steve is annoying.
300
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,480
Sure, he's a pain
In the butt,
301
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,515
Sure, he gets on your nerves.
302
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,085
But the
Bottom line is...
303
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,554
He's that way
To everybody.
304
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,858
Quite a tribute, eddo.
305
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,433
Winslow, misery
Loves company,
306
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,536
So you and faldo stay here
With your buddy urkel
307
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,905
While the rest of us
Go for chow.
308
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,007
And while we're gone,
309
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:05,312
You three will scrub
This entire floor.
310
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,614
Where are the mops?
311
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,549
Right here.
312
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,153
Alright, men.
Fall out! It's chow time!
313
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,823
Double time, now!
It's wednesday.
314
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,592
That means powdered fish.
315
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,266
Ohh!
316
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:31,438
I've never been more tired
In my entire life.
317
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,872
Ohh!
318
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,575
Ohhhh!
319
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,776
Ohh!
320
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,281
Why'd you guys
Come here anyway?
321
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,417
To stop you from making
A big mistake.
322
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,560
Yo, waldo...
The only reason
You joined the army
323
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,930
Is because...Because
I hurt your feelings.
324
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,800
That's not
The only reason...
325
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,102
But you shouldn't have
Called me an idiot.
326
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,304
Yeah, I know.
327
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,138
You're supposed
To be my friend.
328
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,241
My best friend.
329
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,243
When you called me that,
330
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,413
I never felt so bad
In my whole life.
331
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,282
Really?
Yeah.
332
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,350
I mean, I admire you.
333
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,452
I respect you,
334
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,688
And I've always
Looked up to you.
335
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:26,326
So when you called me
An idiot, it hurt me...Here.
336
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,096
No, waldo,
You're not an idiot.
337
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,499
An idiot's a guy
Who loses his temper
338
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,635
And hurts his
Best friend's feelings.
339
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,904
Waldo, uh...
340
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,575
I'm really sorry,
Man.
341
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,280
Will you be my
Best friend again?
342
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,885
Cool.
343
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,095
Mission accomplished,
Steve!
344
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,497
[snoring]
345
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,601
Steve?
Steve!
346
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,638
Huh? Yes, sir,
Sergeant shishka, sir!
347
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,410
Oh, let's
Go home, guys.
348
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,746
Wait a minute.
349
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,481
Getting waldo
Out of the army
350
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,716
Is easier said than done.
351
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,218
Well, let's just talk
To the sarge.
352
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,087
Oh, good idea. Yeah.
353
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:32,459
He seems to be a caring
And compassionate individual.
354
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:36,429
Well, maybe if we explain
The situation, and beg real hard
355
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,898
He'll rip up waldo's
Enlistment papers.
356
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,299
Papers?
357
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,275
Yeah, waldo...
358
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,979
You signed
Enlistment papers, right?
359
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,047
No. I just saw
A long line
360
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,384
And stood
At the end of it.
361
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,799
Listen up, maggots.
362
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,467
Prepare for drill.
363
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,269
Atten-hut!
364
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,239
Forward. Arms!
365
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:23,843
Right shoulder!
Arms!
366
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,546
Forward! Arms!
367
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:29,916
Left shoulder! Arms!
368
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,952
Forward! Arms!
369
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:37,089
Right order! Arms!
370
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,893
[machine gun fire]
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