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A bit of bubbly,
My sweet?
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Let it flow.
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Harriette,
How long has it been
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Since we've had
Casa de winslow
To ourselves?
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Let's just
Put it this way...
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A democrat
Was president.
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Howdy-doody,
Winslows!
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Aah!
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Steve.
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How ya doing,
Big guy?
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Go home.
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Go home now!
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I can't.
I've got big news.
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I just completed
A 100-hour trumpet course,
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And boy,
Are my lips tired.
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Heh heh heh!
[snort snort]
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Steve, can we talk,
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Man to pest?
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Talk away, big guy.
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Well, you see,
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The wife and I, we...
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We're lonely
For each other.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Ohhh!
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You dog, you.
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Ooooh!
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Ooooh!
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Oooh--ow!
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Well, say no more,
Officer don juan.
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Let me serenade
You two lovebirds
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With my special
Rendition of...
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The lonely bull.
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[song played
Very well]
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***
*** ***
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***
***
***
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[high-pitched note]
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Oh.
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Did I do that?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* this day and age *
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* to read any good news *
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* on the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition *
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* of the grand design *
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* some people say *
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* is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see *
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* is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love *
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* of the family **
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Go home, steve.
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Why?
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You shattered
An expensive bottle of wine.
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No offense, carl,
But I saw the label.
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The chateau
Stop-and-shop?
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Oh, come on.
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Go home! Go home! Go home!
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I don't have
To take this.
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I'm going home.
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Harriette,
Look at this mess.
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I have had it.
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Carl, calm down.
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I won't calm down.
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That kid is the bane
Of my existence.
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He waltzes in like
He owns the place,
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And always with
Some ridiculous greeting.
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"Hi-de-ho, neighbors!"
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"Howdy doody, winslows!"
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"Rise and shine,
Big guy!" grr!
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Carl, take it easy.
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I can't.
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Harriette,
That kid--
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Whoa.
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Carl, what's wrong?
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I don't know.
I'm dizzy.
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Sit down, carl.
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Whoa.
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Breathe deep.
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Wow, this doesn't
Make sense.
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I always feel great
After I kick steve out.
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I'm calling
The doctor.
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No, no!
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I, uh...
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I'm feeling
Better already.
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Promise me you'll see
Dr. Van lowe tomorrow.
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I will, sweetheart.
First thing tomorrow.
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Now come to papa, mama.
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Laura, my pet.
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* I'm too sexy
For my shirt *
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* too sexy for my pants *
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* too sexy for my shoes *
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* I'm too
Sexy for my cat *
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* too sexy for my bugs *
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Steve...
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* on the catwalk *
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* on the catwalk *
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* I shake my little tush
On the catwalk *
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* on the catwalk *
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* on the cat-- **
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Steve!
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Yes, my succulent
Sweetie?
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You're not too sexy
For anything. Bye.
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Wait. Where are your
Pretty toes taking you?
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To the mall, and
The answer is no.
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What was the question?
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Can I go to
The mall with you?
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Sure, baby,
Let's go.
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* I'm *
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* too sexy for my shirt *
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* too sexy for my clothes *
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* too sexy
For my friends *
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* and, uh--ha **
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Not bad for an amateur.
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Eddie, your favorite sister
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Needs a ride
In her big brother's car.
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Well, why didn't judy
Ask me herself?
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Very funny. I meant me.
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Not having a car
Is whack.
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The next guy with wheels
Who asks me out
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Will be
My new steady.
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Hmm.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, carl.
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Carl, I've been
Thinking about you.
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Did you
See the doctor?
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Yep. I'm fine.
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You are?
What did he say?
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He said my blood pressure
Is a scooch too high.
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How high is a scooch?
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160 over 98.
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[gasps]
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00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,463
Is that high?
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Not if you're
A flying wallenda.
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I'm fine. Really.
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You see, whenever
I lose my cool,
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My blood pressure
Goes sky-high.
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I simply have to
Control my temper.
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That's gonna be tough.
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Are you saying
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That I have
No self-control?
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Carl, calm down.
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Oh. Popped off
A little.
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Heh heh heh.
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Can't do that anymore.
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Carl, you need to learn
Stress management.
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I'm way ahead of you.
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I picked up
This little booklet
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At the doctor's.
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It's called
Stress busters.
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Does it have
Good tips?
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Yeah, and here's
The best one.
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Whenever I get angry,
I recite this poem
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That calms me down.
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"Three-two-one.
One-two-three.
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What the heck
Is bothering me?"
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Ah, see? Cool as a cucumber.
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Come on.
Come on.
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What's going on?
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Steve has
A surprise for you.
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Oh, no.
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Did he sculpt my likeness
Out of compost again?
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No, but this
Will give you
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Just as many nightmares.
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Hey, baby,
Goin' my way?
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Steve, how much
Was this thing?
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My uncle cecil
Gave me 5o bucks
To take it away.
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He was using it
As a laundry hamper.
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Wait a minute.
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I've seen this thing
Before.
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You have?
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This is the car
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The clowns get out of
At the circus.
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Hey!
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There's a clown
In it now!
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That was so funny
I forgot to laugh.
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Seriously, steve,
Who makes this car--
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Tonka?
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Hardly.
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It's a bmw.
A beemer, babe.
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A 196o isetta.
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Isetta?
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That's what isetta.
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Heh heh! [snort snort]
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Bye.
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Not so fast, missy.
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Now, you said
The next guy with wheels
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Who asked you out
Would be your boy-toy.
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Well, this is the toy,
And I'm your boy.
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00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,404
Steve, you don't know
How to drive.
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I'll learn.
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00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,575
Steve, you had
2o accidents last year
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Just walking.
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00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,513
She's right,
But in my defense,
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00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,383
Four of those walkers
Had been drinking.
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00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,322
Steve, kids at school
Think you're a nerd.
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00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,259
Well, actually all the kids.
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00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,929
This car's only gonna
Reinforce that rep.
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I don't care, I don't.
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This car is one of a kind.
And so am I.
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And you've gotta
Teach me how to drive.
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I'd rather slow dance
With a pitbull.
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00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,111
Why?
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You're the clumsiest
Person I know.
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An accident waiting to happen.
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And god knows,
I don't wanna die
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In something that
Looks like that!
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Yowser, big guy.
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Go home, steve.
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00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,031
Hi, estelle,
My bodacious belle.
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00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,432
Hello, steve.
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I heard
You got a car.
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00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,137
Yes, indeedy.
It's a real beauty.
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00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,106
In fact, I'm here
To ask carl a favor.
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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,243
Will you teach me
How to drive?
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00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,145
Steve...
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00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,014
Ask your parents
To teach you.
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00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,483
I can't. They have
A car phobia.
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00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,685
Why?
I was born in one.
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00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,991
Steve, can't you
Take driver's ed?
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00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,060
Nope. It's the middle
Of the semester.
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00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,662
Please, carl?
Teach me, big guy.
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Mold me into
A motor man.
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00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,070
Do it, honey.
Look at that face.
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00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,704
Look at it!
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Mother,
You know how I get
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When I'm around steve.
I just wanna throw things.
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It'll be atest
To see if you can teach him
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Without losing
Your temper, honey.
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00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,762
Steve...
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00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,931
Promise that
You'll try hard
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00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,632
Not to irritate me.
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00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,335
I promise.
Let's go, big guy.
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00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,349
Shabby workmanship. Next time
Look for that union label.
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00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,022
Carl, come on.
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00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,790
Steve--
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00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,702
[snickering]
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00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,272
Heh heh heh.
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00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,306
[muffled laughter]
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Heh heh heh!
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00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,578
Hehhh hehhhh!
Ha ha ha ha!
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00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,448
[snort snort]
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00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,816
Hoo hoo ha ha ha!
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00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:06,653
What are we
Laughing at, big guy?
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00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,656
Your car.
Ha ha har har!
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00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,959
Ha haaa!
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00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:15,462
[louder]
Ha ha ha ha ha!
252
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,696
Sorry.
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00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,832
Now, could we
Concentrate
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00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,733
On teaching,
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00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,170
If you don't mind?
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00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,307
Do you get in
Or put it on?
257
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,177
Ha ha har har!
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00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,915
I break me up,
I tell ya.
259
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,750
I'm sorry. But...
260
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,652
How do you get
In this thing?
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00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,788
There's no door.
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00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,056
Aha.
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00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,931
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
264
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,968
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
265
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,736
Okay, get it out!
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00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,505
Get it all out!
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00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,579
Hey, hey.
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00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,782
Watch out, now.
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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,219
Watch where
You're sticking
That thing.
270
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,293
Okay.
Ow! Oww! Oww!
271
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,494
Are you okay?
272
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,963
I'm fine.
273
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,567
Okay. Let's go over
Some basics here.
274
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,436
You got your ignition,
275
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:33,440
Your turn signal,
Your gear shift--
276
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,442
Wait a minute.
Where's your speedometer?
277
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,776
There isn't one.
278
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,147
My uncle put in
This chalkboard
279
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:44,651
So you can write
How fast you think
You're going.
280
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,919
Alright.
281
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,489
Just put the key in
And start the engine.
282
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,292
[grinding noise]
283
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,961
[chugging]
284
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,931
Listen to that
Tiger growl.
285
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,267
Sounds more like
A gerbil.
286
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,169
The next step is--
287
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,804
I can't believe
I'm behind the wheel
288
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,674
Of my very own car!
289
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,943
Steve,
Calm down, steve.
290
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,745
I can't, carl.
I'm too excited.
291
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,247
I'm in
Urkel overdrive!
292
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,149
Yesterday
I was a nerd.
293
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,019
Today I'm a nerd
They can't catch
On foot!
294
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,421
Hang on, carl,
We're off!
295
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,156
Steve, wait a minute--
296
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,226
Aah! Steve, wait!
Ste-e-e-e-ve!
297
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,574
Did I do that?
298
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,613
It wasn't termites.
299
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,549
Don't worry,
Big guy.
300
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,984
I'll get us
Out of here.
301
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,121
Steve, wait!
No, no! Steve!
302
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,955
Ow! I'm sorry.
303
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,625
Ow! Ow! Sorry. Sorry.
304
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,660
Steve, wait! Grrrr!
305
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,630
Open this door!
306
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,632
Grrrr! Grrrr!
307
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,734
Let me out of this car!
308
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,869
Carl. Carl.
309
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,604
Oh, no.
310
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,639
Oh...
311
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,973
Look...
312
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,243
Ooh! Argh.
313
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,550
Steve,
314
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,085
Look what you've done.
315
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,055
You have creamed
My garage door.
316
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,623
Easy, big guy.
Temper, temper.
317
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,629
Three-two-one.
318
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,267
One-two-three.
319
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,636
What the heck
Is bothering me?
320
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,576
Three-two-one.
321
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,278
One-two-three.
322
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:55,048
What the heck
Is bothering me?
323
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,920
Three-two-one!
324
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,989
One-two-three!
325
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,059
What the heck
Is bothering me?
326
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,100
Finally.
327
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,303
Almost lost it there.
328
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,038
Complete control now.
329
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,640
Heh heh heh.
330
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,103
I think that's
Enough for today.
331
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,610
Three-two-one.
332
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,513
One-two-three.
333
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,316
What the heck
Is bothering me?
334
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,053
You!
335
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,188
Aah!
336
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,123
You're what's bothering me!
337
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,824
Every time I turn around,
338
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,226
You just do this!
339
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,895
When I get my hands on you--
Open this door!
340
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,897
If I can just--
341
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,699
Help! Help!
342
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,205
Let me just get
My hand in there!
343
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,640
Let me get in there!
344
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,042
Help! Help! Help!
345
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,911
[horn honking]
346
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,013
Help! Help!
347
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,248
Hel-l-l-l-p!
348
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,917
You activated the air bag!
349
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,588
If I ever get
My hands on you--
350
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,755
Whoa.
351
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,891
Whoa. Oh. Oh.
352
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,193
Steve. Oh.
353
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,995
Carl? Carl?
354
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,630
Wha-what's
The matter, big guy?
355
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,064
I'm dizzy.
356
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,734
Take it easy.
I'll get help.
357
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,171
Yeah. Yeah. Get help.
358
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,014
I'm sorry, carl.
359
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,683
I'm so sorry.
360
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,621
Steve,
Could you excuse us
For a moment?
361
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,956
I'd like to speak
To my husband alone.
362
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,159
Sure.
I'll find your daughter.
363
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,994
I can't wait to tell her
364
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,896
That I'm a few
Driving lessons away
365
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,298
From driving miss laura!
366
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,368
Heh heh heh--ooph.
367
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,608
Carl, I just
Got off the phone
368
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,778
With dr. Van lowe.
369
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,247
Oh?
370
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,014
He told me
A few things
371
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,652
I found very
Interesting.
372
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,220
Like what?
373
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,225
He gave you a list
Of things to do
374
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,227
To lower your
Blood pressure.
375
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,096
Is that right?
376
00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:00,199
There could
Have been a list.
377
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,502
Reduce your salt intake,
378
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,238
Start a low-fat,
Low-cholesterol diet,
379
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,039
Exercise every day.
380
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:11,911
That stupid
One-two-three poem
Wasn't even on the list!
381
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,548
The booklet
Was in the waiting room.
382
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,751
It was keeping
The coffee table level.
383
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,821
Carl, why did you ignore
The doctor's advice?
384
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,257
Oh, come on, harriette.
385
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:28,227
No salt, no doughnuts,
Lots of exercise.
386
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,997
My life will
Be a living hell.
387
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,902
At least
You'd be living.
388
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,604
I know.
389
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,973
Carl, you may not
Worry about your health,
390
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,344
But I do.
So does your family.
391
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,879
But the stuff
The doc wants me to do
392
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,548
Is a real pain.
393
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,453
I'll tell you what
Gives me a pain, carl...
394
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,823
The thought of living
Without you.
395
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,891
Oh, harriette.
396
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,529
Carl, we have a lot
To look forward to.
397
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,196
I want both of us
398
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,300
To watch our children
Get married
399
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,669
And have children
Of their own.
400
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,773
It would be nice
To have some grandkids.
401
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,908
Yeah.
402
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,110
We're a team, carl.
403
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,479
Let's do
Everything we can
404
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,714
To keep this team
Together.
405
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,251
You're right,
Sweetheart.
406
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,053
You know,
407
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,022
Robert browning
Said it best.
408
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,392
"Grow old along with me.
409
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,661
The best is yet to be."
410
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,498
I love you, carl.
411
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,767
I love you, too,
Harriette.
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