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Carl, I called
The precinct
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And told them
You wouldn't be in
Today.
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Oh, thank you,
Baby gums.
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Is there anything else
You need?
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No.
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I'll just lie here
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And let the germs
Eat my body.
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Look at it this way.
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It'll be years
Before you feel the loss.
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That's right,
Harriette.
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Mock the sick.
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Sorry, honey.
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Drink lots of fluids
And get plenty of rest.
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Mmm...
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Mmm.
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Ahh.
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Peace.
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Good morning, sunshine!
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Steve...
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And how's our
Congested cop today?
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Hmm?
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Why aren't you
In school?
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Because I'm needed here.
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I called principal shimata
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And asked him
If I could skip a day.
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Well, he was thrilled
To grant my request!
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Remind me
To thank him.
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Let's play a game.
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I brought
A bonanza of choices.
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No, thanks.
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I want to lie here
And rest.
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Monopoly?
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No.
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No.
Clue?
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No.
Parcheesi?
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Scrabble? Checkers?
Chutes and ladders?
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Yahtzee? Risk?
Mr. Potato head?
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No. No. No.
No. No. No!
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But, carl--
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Go home!
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Just give me--
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Go home, go home,
Go home, go home!
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I don't have
To take this.
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I'm going home.
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Sorry steve.
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Sorry? I got
That one right here.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* this day and age *
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* to read any good news *
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* on the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition *
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* of the grand design *
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* some people say *
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* is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see *
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* is the tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love *
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* of the family **
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Girl, I got to make
A hair appointment.
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Should I wear my hair up,
Down, to the side?
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Maybe I'll shave it off
And start over.
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Go for it.
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Max, I've been nominated
For homecoming queen.
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Why aren't you excited?
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Three reasons.
1--I wasn't nominated.
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2--I wasn't nominated.
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And 3--I wasn't nominated.
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You weren't
Nominated?
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No!
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So...
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Who are you going
To the dance with?
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Arnold shephard.
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One of his legs
Is longer
Than the other.
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So?
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So when we slow dance
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We make small circles
To the left!
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I'm hoping ted curran
Asks me.
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Ted better
Ask you soon.
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Otherwise,
You'll end up with
Some frightening geek!
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How's my little
Homecoming queen?
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I haven't won yet.
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Oh, come on.
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You can't lose.
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With your smile,
Your charm,
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And that
Bodacious bod...Ooh.
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At least
You can count
On one vote.
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I mean, two.
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So, my luscious
Little love bucket...
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Wanna go to the homecoming
Dance with me?
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No, thanks.
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Alright! Yes!
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Ooh!
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Why are you so happy?
She turned you down.
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Ah, yes, but with
A simple "No, thanks."
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Yesterday she said,
"Drop dead, nerd boy."
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I'm wearing
You down, baby.
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I'm wearing
You dow-w-w-n.
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What have you
Always wanted
But couldn't get?
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My own housekeeper.
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Besides that.
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My own bathroom.
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Besides that.
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More closet space.
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You're ruining this.
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Piano lessons!
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You always wanted
Piano lessons!
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Carl, we're stretching
Every dollar.
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Nobody in this family
Can afford to learn anything.
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Sweetheart,
That's the beauty of it.
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These lessons
Are free.
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How come?
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I nabbed a purse
Snatcher today,
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And the lady
Who owned the purse
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Offered me
Free piano lessons.
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Could you keep
The enthusiasm down
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Just a little,
Harriette?
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I'm sorry, honey.
You're right.
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Besides, we've got
This great piano,
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And I've always wanted
To learn how to play it.
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Now you can.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
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Are you happy?
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Yes, you have.
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How happy?
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You'll never know
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Because I have
To pick up the kids.
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***
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***
***
***
***
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Steve...No, steve,
You can't come over now.
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I'm studying.
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No, I don't want to hear
The rap song you wrote.
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Steve--
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Steve?
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Hello?
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[tune to
Around the way girl]
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*** ***
***
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* I'm here to deliver
A rappin' telegram *
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* to miss laura winslow,
My honey lamb *
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* she's been asked to the dance
By all the hunks in town *
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* she just turns up her nose
And turns them down *
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* she could go with steve,
It would really be hot *
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* 'cause he would
Jump for joy *
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* and get his shorts
In a knot *
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* so he's askin' again,
Bendin' on one knee *
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* oh, laura, my pet,
Won't you please go with me? **
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* I told you no,
So I'll be more graphic *
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* go out that door and
Go play in some traffic **
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[cuts music off]
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I've asked you
To the dance 26 times.
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You've shot me down
26 times.
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I'm asking you
One final time
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Because I refuse
To beg!
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Will you go
To the dance with me?
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No.
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Please, laura!
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Oh, please. Please!
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Steve.
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No, laura!
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If you
Don't leave,
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I'll drag you
Into the backyard
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And turn the
Garden hose on you.
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You know
What that's like.
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That won't
Be necessary.
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After all,
I have my dignity.
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Steve, saying no
Because I don't
Want to go with you
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Is just one
Of the reasons.
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Oh?
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I'm hoping
Ted curran asks me.
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Ted curran?
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You mean the good looking,
Popular jock with straight a's?
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Yeah.
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What do you see
In that loser?
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I like him,
A lot.
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What are you gonna do
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If this curran character
Doesn't ask you?
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Then I won't go.
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Laura, you have to.
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You were nominated
For homecoming queen.
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If I can't go to
The dance with ted
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I won't go at all.
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I refuse to settle
For second best.
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I understand.
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That's the way
I feel about you.
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Okay men.
Hit the showers.
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Curran, a moment of
Your time, please.
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What is it, urkel?
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This won't
Take long.
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I just want to know
Who you're taking
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To the
Homecoming dance.
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I haven't
Asked anyone yet.
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How do you feel
About laura winslow?
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How do I feel?
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She's the prettiest
Girl in this school.
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I'd love to take her,
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But I heard she turned
Everyone down.
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If you ask her,
She won't turn you down.
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Really?
How do you know?
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I just know, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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I occasionally suffer
From irregularity.
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This is great.
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Great.
I'll ask her today.
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Excellent.
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00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,140
Urkel, why are
You doing this?
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00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,710
Everybody knows
You're crazy about laura.
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00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,779
Ironic, isn't it?
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But laura wants
To go with you,
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And all I care about
Is her happiness.
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00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,688
Wow! You're, like,
Some kind of...
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Nerd saint.
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00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,971
Sorry I can't stay
For your piano lesson,
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00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,973
But the fuzz balls
Couldn't do
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00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,043
Without
Master blaster winslow.
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[doorbell rings]
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00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,855
Good evening.
Is harriette winslow here?
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00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,298
Who wants to know?
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00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,566
Oscar marmelzat.
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00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:10,337
I'm here to give harriette
A piano lesson.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,242
A little old lady
Is supposed to do that.
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00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,077
What have you done
With her?
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00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:20,013
I'll be taking over
My mother's lessons.
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00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,784
She caught a cold
From some overweight cop.
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00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,826
I see.
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00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,728
Well, I'm carl winslow.
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00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,629
This is your student,
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My wife harriette.
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00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,200
Hello,
Mr. Marmelzat.
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00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,368
Call me oscar.
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00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,502
Oscar.
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00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,670
Let's begin.
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00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,939
Certainly.
Ahem.
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00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,479
Let me get this
For you.
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00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,181
Thank you.
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00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,949
Well, I'm off.
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I said
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I'm off.
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00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,291
Okay, bye, carl.
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Goodbye.
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00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,895
Place your hands
On the keyboard.
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00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,997
I'll put my hands
On yours
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00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,199
To help you find
The notes.
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This is middle c.
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00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,769
Am I crowding you?
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00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,038
Oh, no. Not at all.
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00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,343
What is that
Lovely fragrance?
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00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,711
Arpege, chanel?
252
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,714
Barbecued chicken...
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00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,317
With a splash
Of tub 'n' tile cleaner.
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00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,584
Heh heh heh.
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00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,987
You have a wonderful
Sense of humor.
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00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,189
That's rare
In a beautiful woman.
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00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,191
Thank you.
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00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,426
Ahem.
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00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,397
I'm not going bowling.
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00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,534
You're not? How come?
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00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,536
I'm sick.
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00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,304
[cough cough]
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00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,640
Sneeze, sneeze.
264
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,075
I think
I'm having a relapse
265
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,245
Of that overweight
Cop virus.
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00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,646
That's too bad.
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00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,948
Oh, isn't it, though?
268
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,216
Continue your piano lesson.
269
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,053
I'll just sit
Right here...
270
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,022
And listen
Like a hawk.
271
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,164
Waldo?
What's up?
272
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,500
Were you dancing
With vicki
And mary ann?
273
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,701
Yeah.
274
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,337
Well, which one
Is your date?
275
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,172
They both are.
276
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,308
Why did you bring
Two girls here?
277
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,212
I really like vicki,
But mary ann has a car.
278
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,148
Waldo, that's
A rotten thing to do.
279
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,749
Yeah, and it backfired.
280
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,218
Mary ann's car
Is a two-seater,
281
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,853
So I had
To take the bus.
282
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,863
Laura, why, you look
283
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,300
Heartbreakingly
Beautiful tonight.
284
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,003
So, are you having
A good time with ted?
285
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,973
This is the best night
Of my entire life.
286
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,209
This is like
A dream come true.
287
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,581
I'm sorry, steve.
288
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,750
Hey, it's okay.
289
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,318
I'm happy for you
290
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,886
In a heartsick,
Gut-wrenching,
291
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:50,057
Near suicidal
Sort of way.
292
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,465
Laura, would
You like to dance?
293
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,200
Sure.
294
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,527
Laura?
295
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,595
Yeah?
296
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,497
I'm having
A great time.
297
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,464
Me, too.
298
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,034
And to think I almost
Didn't ask you.
299
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,535
I was hoping
You would.
300
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:40,340
I had cold feet
Until steve clued me in.
301
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,508
Steve?
302
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:46,313
He said if I asked you,
You'd probably say yes.
303
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,016
But that makes
No sense.
304
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,051
Steve is obsessed
With me.
305
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,321
He freaks out
When I even mention
Another guy.
306
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,823
He said going
To the dance with me
307
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,091
Would make you happy,
308
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,560
And that's all
He really cares about.
309
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,732
Steve said that?
310
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,766
Steve urkel?
311
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,435
Yeah.
312
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,978
I don't believe it.
313
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:23,550
Only one lesson and already I
Can play itsy bitsy spider.
314
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,653
Well, you're exceptional.
315
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,388
Thank you.
316
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:32,059
You know that I taught
Piano for over--
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
317
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,994
Goodnight.
318
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,964
Goodnight, oscar.
Thanks again.
319
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,101
You're welcome.
If you ever need--
320
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,505
How 'bout a snack?
321
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,874
Carl winslow,
Have you lost
Your mind?
322
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,909
Harriette,
One sandwich won't hurt.
323
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,311
I'm not talking
About that.
324
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,614
I'm talking about
Your rude, childish
Behavior.
325
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,017
Oh! Oh, oh.
326
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:01,921
You mean with oscar
"Busy fingers"
Marmelzat?
327
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,490
"Busy fingers"?
328
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,492
Harriette,
He was all over you,
329
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,527
Groping, pawing,
And touching.
330
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,561
He was not.
331
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,397
Ho ho ho.
332
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,167
"Let me place
My hands on yours
333
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,337
"To help you find
The proper keys.
334
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,871
"What's that lovely
Fragrance
335
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,908
That you're wearing?"
336
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,510
Give me a break.
337
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,479
Carl, every time
338
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,914
Somebody looks
At me cross-eyed,
339
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,048
You go bananas.
340
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,551
You've got to stop
Being so jealous.
341
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,387
That guy was making
Moves on my wife.
342
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,223
Harriette, he was
Trying to get you
343
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,858
Between the sheet music!
344
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,195
With you sitting here
Watching?
345
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,564
Well, those musicians
Are kinky.
346
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,669
I don't know,
Harriette.
347
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,104
I...
348
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,073
You're a beautiful,
Vibrant,
349
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,143
Terrific woman,
350
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,811
And, frankly,
I'm scared.
351
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,913
Scared of what?
352
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,815
Well, that some guy
353
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:06,519
Who's younger
And thinner
354
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,687
And more handsome
355
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,158
Is going to come along
And steal you away.
356
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,562
Carl, that will
Never happen.
357
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,497
It won't?
358
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,932
It's my choice
Who I want to be with,
359
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,734
And I choose you.
360
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,738
Thanks, honey.
361
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,984
Hello.
362
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,352
[feedback]
363
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,121
Is this thing on?
364
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,823
Good!
365
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:48,728
Students, tonight our football
Team was magnificent.
366
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:54,201
They ran, they passed,
There was no stopping them.
367
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,937
But then the other
Team showed up.
368
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,006
You know the rest.
369
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,274
Well, now.
370
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:06,145
It's time to announce
Our homecoming queen.
371
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,687
Would the three nominees
Haul their butts up here?
372
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:18,525
Melanie pearson...
373
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,895
Laura winslow...
374
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,836
And delcina tutweiler!
375
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:33,773
This year,
376
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,510
The vanderbilt
Homecoming queen is...
377
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,681
Laura winslow!
378
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,865
Congratulations,
Laura.
379
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,835
Keep it short.
380
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,837
Thank you, everybody.
381
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,375
Okay! That
Was beautiful.
382
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,844
But now it's time
For the queen's dance.
383
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:16,516
Who's the lucky
Young man, laura?
384
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,129
This dance
Goes to the one guy
385
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,565
Who's always treated me
Like a queen.
386
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,568
Steve urkel.
387
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,775
[music to when a man
Loves a woman]
388
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:59,158
* when a man
Loves a woman *
389
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:03,195
* can't keep his mind
On nothin' else *
390
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,831
* he'd trade the world *
391
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,601
* for the good thing
He's found *
392
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,937
* if she is bad *
393
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,073
* he can't see it *
394
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,710
* she can do no wrong *
395
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,146
* turn his back
On his best friend *
396
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,383
* if he put her down *
397
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:29,088
* when a man
Loves a woman *
398
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:32,525
* he can do her no wrong *
399
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:37,930
* he could never love
Some other girl *
400
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:43,770
* yes, when a man
Loves a woman *
401
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:48,441
* I know exactly
How he feels... **
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