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Laura, my little
French dip.
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Uh, steve,
You're late for work.
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I had to put
The finishing touches
On my latest invention.
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What did you invent?
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I'd like to
Improve my efficiency
As a waiter,
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So I took
My skateboard, and I--
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Well, you'll see.
It's demonstration time.
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[motor starts]
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Hey, ruby.
Try our reuben.
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Did I do that?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Okay, son.
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Hand me those
Wire cutters.
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Okay, but what's
The big rush?
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We want to finish
Installing this dish
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In time for tonight's
World bikini contest.
Ahh?
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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I love you, dad.
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Ta-da!
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Caught you, sweetums!
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What do you want?
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Well,
Where is everybody?
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Out.
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Aha!
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You...Me...
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Lips...Smooch.
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You...Me...
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Fist...Hurt.
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Oh, you kidder.
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So what were you
Doing up there,
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Shaving the old pits?
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I was not
Shaving my pits.
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Hey, that's fine by me.
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I kind of go for
The biker chick look.
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Ugh!
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Oh, what did I say?
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Women.
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Careful with those wires.
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You don't want
To get fried.
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Son, relax.
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I am no neophyte when
It comes to electronics.
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You see,
These wires will
Connect to this cord,
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And this cord
Is not plugged in.
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Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
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They must have gotten
A new bug zapper.
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Sounds like they zapped
A big juicy one.
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Steve.
Steve.
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Mom, I think I'm too young
To do the laundry.
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Rachel, where
Did you get that?
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Hey, it's not mine.
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Then, whose is it?
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Grandma?
Hmm?
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You brought this?
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Of course, not.
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It was a gift.
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Hey, waldo.
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How's carl coming
With the new
Satellite dish?
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Almost done.
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He wants me to shout up
To him how the picture looks.
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Mr. Winslow!
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[carl]
Yeah!
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The picture
Looks real dark!
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Waldo, honey,
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The tv's not on.
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Aw, shoot! Then I came
In here for nothing.
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Waldo, wait,
Wait, wait.
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We'll turn on
The tv for you.
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Oh, cool.
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[channels change]
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Uh-oh.
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The channel
Keeps changing!
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Waldo, I'm doing that.
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For crying out loud.
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Work with me, people.
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That's a stupid boy.
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[tv announcer]
Chambers taking--
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Look. We lucked out.
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American gladiators
Is on.
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20 seconds to go.
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Spencer's adopted
A defensive position.
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What's
American gladiators?
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It's a macho game show.
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Two contestants
Battle gladiators.
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Whoever gets
The most points, wins.
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Yeah, I love this show.
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It's nothing
But half-naked men
Flaunting their muscles.
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Exactly.
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I love this show.
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[waldo]
See that
Gladiator there?
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Sabre?
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She knows
Their names.
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Sabre's my cousin.
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You got a cousin
On television?
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He's not the only
Successful faldo.
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I have an uncle
At harvard.
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He teaches?
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Nope. His head's
In a glass jar.
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How's it going,
Rough riders in the sky?
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Steve, be careful. This
Isn't a dance floor,
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And didn't I tell you
To stay away?
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Oh, now,
Come on, carl.
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That little electrocution
Thing should be
A dim memory by now.
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Hey...
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That cleared my sinuses.
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Steve, we're
Almost done up here.
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Don't mess things up.
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Well, look, I'll just
Have a little look-see.
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Let's see here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Uh-oh!
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What uh-oh?
125
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Well, you used wood screws
Instead of masonry screws.
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Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
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Wood screws
Are good enough.
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Sure. If the wind
Never blows--
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One good gust,
And this baby's
A lawn sculpture.
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Steve,
Get off this roof.
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Carl,
I think you're--
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Get off this roof.
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Get off this roof!
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Get off this roof!
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I'm not taking this.
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I'm getting off
This roof.
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Hey!
Whoa! Whoa!
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Watch out! Watch out!
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Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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No!
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Oh, whew!
145
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Oh, that was close.
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00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,184
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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[thud]
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Wood screws
Are good enough.
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Take your time.
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Ow!
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Rachel, watch
The knee.
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Ooh! Aah!
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Are you sure
You're alright?
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I'm fine.
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Fortunately,
We landed on steve.
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Slowly,
Slowly.
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Come on, waldo.
Let's get some ice.
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Good idea. Because my
Soda pop's too warm.
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Ohh.
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I'm fine, everyone.
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Really, I can
Make it on my own.
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Steve, are you okay?
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Oh, I'm peachy-keen.
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I only fell
20 feet
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And had all
The male members
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Of your family
Land on me.
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I'd appreciate
An apology.
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What?
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You want me
To apologize toyou?
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Get down!
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Alright!
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I came over to lend
A helping hand,
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But you were rude,
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Impatient,
And not a nice host.
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You ruined
Our satellite dish,
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And you almost
Killed me and my son.
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And you think
That justifies
Coarse behavior?
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Steve,
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Go home.
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Carl, I'm going
To give you--
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Go home! Go home!
Go home!
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I don't have
To take this.
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00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,870
I'm going home.
185
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:09,009
And don't you
Ever come back!
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00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,680
What did you say?
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00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,181
Oh, you heard me.
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00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,117
Don't ever come back.
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00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:20,320
I will not be bullied.
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00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,889
I love this lady,
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00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,592
And I'll come over here
Anytime I want to,
192
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,595
And you...Can't...
Stop...Me.
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00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,798
I'm going to kill him.
194
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,599
Come on, buster!
195
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,801
Come on!
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00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,303
Come on, mister!
You come and get it!
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00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,806
Come taste
My fist of fire!
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00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,240
Let me go!
No!
199
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,210
I'll give you money!
200
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,147
What's going on?
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00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,181
Come on!
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00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,282
Let me go!
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00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,317
Stop it!
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00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,584
Stop it!
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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,153
Stop this!
206
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,325
Now, this is
No way to behave.
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00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,393
You two are friends,
208
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,395
Buddies, neighbors.
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00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,997
This is
A civilized society,
210
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:08,135
And we should handle our
Differences in a civilized way.
211
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,971
Fortunately, I have a cousin
That can make that happen.
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,207
[trumpet fanfare]
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00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,250
Tonight on
American gladiators...
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00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,419
A special grudge match
Between feuding neighbors.
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00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,587
That's right, mike.
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00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:28,989
Tonight's match-up
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00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:33,827
Is between carl
"Bonecrusher" winslow...
218
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,464
And steve
"Hurricane" urkel.
219
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,699
Grrr!
220
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,168
Grrr!
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00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,936
It looks like
Quite a match-up,
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00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,372
So stay tuned, america.
223
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,315
[trumpet fanfare]
224
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,885
Welcome back. Let's talk
To our feuding neighbors.
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00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,922
Besides our cash prize,
You have a side-bet going.
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00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,290
That's right, mike.
227
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,559
If I win,
And I most certainly will,
228
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,595
He has to stay away
From my house
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00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,598
For the rest
Of his life.
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00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,500
Hurricane, what
Happens if you win?
231
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,770
Oh, there's
No if, mr. Csonka.
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00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,205
When I win,
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00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,842
This rude cop
Has to give me
A heartfelt apology.
234
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,812
Oh. Say it,
Don't spray it.
235
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,781
Okay, gentlemen,
Go get ready for
The first event.
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00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,282
Good luck.
237
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,517
Grrr!
Grrr!
238
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,421
Let's see
How our contestants
Match up...
239
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,696
This is a classic
David and goliath
Match-up.
240
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,166
It's strength
Versus agility.
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00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,937
In the joust,
The contender
Has 30 seconds
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To knock the gladiator
From his platform.
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If he does,
He gets 10 points.
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00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,077
First up,
Steve "Hurricane" urkel,
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00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,547
But he draws
The awesome turbo.
246
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,115
Huh?
247
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,986
Aah!
248
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,830
Steve, where are
Your glasses?
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00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,298
I don't need them.
250
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,567
I got contacts.
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00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,569
I don't care
Who you know.
252
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,872
Where are
Your glasses?
253
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,776
Get him, honey!
254
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,411
Knock him silly!
255
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,446
Knock his lights out!
256
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,615
En garde!
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00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,649
[whistle]
258
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,218
[grunting]
259
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,422
Waah!
260
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,425
Wow.
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00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,730
Hurricane's doing
A pretty good job.
262
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,699
Ooh, spoke too soon.
263
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,934
[whistle]
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00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,606
That's turbo's 11th
Victory this season.
265
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,442
Steve.
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00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,511
Huh? Huh?
267
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,579
Oh.
268
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,881
Oh, laura....
269
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,682
And laura...
270
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,118
And laura?
271
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,687
Steve, you've
Got to stop this.
272
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,356
Please quit
Right now.
273
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,358
But why?
274
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:21,494
I don't want to see
You get hurt, okay?
275
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,930
You do love me.
276
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,364
Now I'll never quit.
277
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:28,201
Lord, give me
The strength to win
For my woman.
278
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,340
Okay, mike,
279
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,542
Let's see how one
Of chicago's finest
280
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,477
Fares against turbo.
281
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,745
[whistle]
282
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,380
[grunting]
283
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,618
Ow! Ow!
284
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,686
Unh!
285
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,521
Look out, turbo
Took a hard one.
286
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,191
Oh, he's in trouble.
287
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,525
[whistle]
288
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,793
Bonecrusher!
289
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,262
Wow!
290
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:58,065
Bonecrusher taking
An early lead
In the competition.
291
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,334
You hit
My husband again,
292
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,803
And you'll have
To answer to me.
293
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,705
Ooh, turbo's down again.
294
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,940
Yeah, spread the word--
295
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,143
Don't mess
With mrs. Bonecrusher.
296
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,950
Okay, steve.
You're down 10 points.
297
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,720
I may be down,
But I'm far
From out, my man.
298
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,722
It's time for the wall.
299
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,391
You've got
To get to the top
300
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,026
Before the gladiator
Pulls you off.
301
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,460
Think you can do it?
302
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,962
Piece of cake.
303
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,466
Toes on the line!
304
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,768
Competitors, ready...
305
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:36,803
[whistle]
306
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,938
[crowd cheers]
307
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:42,009
Whoa, listen
To that crowd.
308
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,015
Gladiators, ready...
309
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,216
[whistle]
310
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,750
Urkel's looking good.
311
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,919
This kid's got
Some real moves.
312
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,222
He told me he's spent
Most of his life
313
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,025
Dodging really,
Really big guys.
314
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,031
[referee]
He's off!
315
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,466
Calling all units--
Officer down.
316
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,074
Aah! Ow!
317
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,242
Look, look!
318
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,576
Arnold schwarzenegger!
319
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,610
Where?
320
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,678
Whoa!
321
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,149
Sabre was
On the wrong end
Of that shoe.
322
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,916
There's nothing
Between hurricane
323
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,186
And the top
Of the wall, larry.
324
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:30,857
[referee]
He's over!
325
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,425
[whistle]
326
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,030
And that ties
The score 10-10.
327
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,107
Larry, what
The heck is that?
328
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,077
Let's hope it's a,
Uh, victory dance.
329
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,347
Our eliminator
Obstacle course
Is the final event.
330
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,883
The contender
Goes up a treadmill,
331
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,251
Across a hand bike,
332
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,686
Over a spinning log,
333
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,787
Up a cargo net,
334
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,122
Down a zip line,
335
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,023
Down this final
Straightaway,
336
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,158
Through the gauntlet,
337
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,194
And across
The finish line.
338
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,761
This is the final event.
339
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,130
The score is tied.
340
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,334
Whoever wins
The eliminator,
Wins the match.
341
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,039
[whistle]
342
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,210
Look out.
343
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,578
Bonecrusher's
Having trouble
With the treadmill.
344
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,646
It's tough.
345
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,150
It isn't
The escalator
At the mall.
346
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,693
Hey, bonecrusher's
Coming back.
347
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,196
Hey, we're going
To have to downgrade
Hurricane urkel
348
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,198
To a tropical
Depression.
349
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,966
I like
That weather analogy.
350
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,735
Ah, thanks, mike.
351
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:03,783
Whoa!
352
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,518
Aah...Aah...
353
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,886
Aah...Aah...
354
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,457
Urkel will have
To wait five seconds
Before continuing on.
355
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:14,161
Maybe the rest
Will help.
356
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,303
Man, oh, man.
Bonecrusher's
Caught in the net.
357
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,139
How many times
Have we seen
That happen before?
358
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,907
Oh, 15.
359
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,676
It was a rhetorical
Question, larry.
360
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,710
Oh.
361
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,080
Uh-oh, hurricane
Is catching up!
362
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,448
He's one tough cookie.
363
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,484
I don't know why
He's called a nerd.
364
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,587
You didn't see
His street clothes.
365
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,595
Look at this!
We've got a race!
366
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,133
Aah!
Whoa!
367
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,874
Sabre and turbo
Activating the gauntlet,
368
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,845
And here they come down
The final straightaway.
369
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,521
Two tired athletes,
370
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,657
But, larry, it looks like
We've got a race here!
371
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,779
It looks
Like bonecrusher!
372
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,081
No, it's hurricane.
373
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:45,051
It's a photo finish!
374
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,119
Let's take a look
At the freeze frame
375
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,522
Of that exciting
Conclusion.
376
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,892
It's official.
It's a tie.
377
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,496
The first tie
We've had on
American gladiators.
378
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,331
Gentlemen, great news.
379
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,799
It was a tie.
380
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,833
What?
What?
381
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,503
Take a five-minute break
And do it over.
382
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,938
No!
No, no, no, no!
383
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,408
No! No,
Look, steve.
384
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,711
Want to
Excuse us here?
385
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,314
Steve,
386
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,048
Look, you win.
387
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,784
Uh-uh.
388
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:18,818
You win.
389
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,788
I'll never come over
To your house again.
390
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,390
I don't want that.
391
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,725
Listen, carl,
I don't blame you
392
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,461
For being upset about
That electrocution thing.
393
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,463
I mean, the sudden
Catastrophic loss
394
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,465
Of seven or eight million
Brain cells
395
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,967
Would make anyone
Blow a fuse.
396
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,837
It probably
Smarted a little
397
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,205
When I landed
On you.
398
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,640
A little?
399
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,476
It was like
Being body-slammed
By a steinway.
400
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,348
But...What hurt me
Even more,
401
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,182
Big guy, was...
402
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,153
The thought of being
Banished from your home.
403
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:58,958
That's a pain
Too horrible to bear.
404
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,594
Really?
405
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,998
I know I'm a pest, carl...
406
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,001
But I love you, big guy.
407
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,772
And I...
408
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,309
And I...
409
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,779
Admire
Your persistence.
410
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,583
That's
Good enough for me.
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