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-lt's okay, Greg. You can look.
-l'm sorry, look at what?
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Oh, come on, the blond with the legs
and the rack. You had to see that.
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Oh, her. l didn't notice.
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lt's okay.
l'm secure in our relationship.
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l mean, l know that men
are visually stimulated.
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lt's a biological fact.
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All right, she's pretty.
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So that would be somebody
you'd go out with?
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-l'm not single.
-But if?
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Okay, if l were single, maybe
she'd be somebody l'd go out with.
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That's a man, Greg.
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-Was it worth all that just to set me up?
-Do it again in a heartbeat. Hey, Jeff.
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-What are you doing?
-Random act of kindness.
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Meter maid's coming.
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That's kind of nice.
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Hey, just trying to be a good neighbor.
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-That's not your car?
-No. Just a random act of kindness.
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lt's against the law. You can't put
quarters in other people's meters.
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Wait. How is it against the law
to help somebody?
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Don't know, don't care.
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Oh, but look at this car.
Look, it's got a baby seat in the back.
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Right now the mother is probably
struggling with a crying, hungry baby.
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She's stuck because somebody's
writing a check for $ 1 .98.
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Don't you hate that? l hate that.
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She knows the meter's running out
and she's praying for a miracle. . .
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. . .and you, A. Semetzki--
ls it Amy? Ann?
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Anyway, you and l could be that miracle.
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Don't think so.
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Wow, now l know
what the ''A'' stands for.
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You can't put quarters
in other people's meters.
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Yes, l can, ''A'' .
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l wouldn't do that if l were you.
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-Random act of kindness.
-Dharma, don't.
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All right. Now l'm writing you a ticket.
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Random act of kindness.
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-That's another one.
-Dharma.
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ls that another?
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Nice handwriting.
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-Well--
-Eight tickets.
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Lucky we talked her out
of the assault charge.
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l didn't assault her. l gave her a hug.
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Yeah, random act of kindness. Thank
God meter maids don't carry guns.
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Well, l'm not paying these
because they're wrong.
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You have to pay them.
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Excuse me, even you said
that the law was wrong.
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l know, but you can't fight city hall.
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Hi. l'm here to fight city hall.
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-Third floor.
-Thank you.
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Number 37.
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Yes. That's me, number 37. Hello.
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l'm Dharma Finkelstein-Montgomery
and l am here to fight city hall.
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-l'm sorry.
-l got these tickets and--
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-Second floor, room 206.
-And they'll take care of everything?
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-Second floor, 206.
-Thank you.
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Fifty-four.
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-Five-four.
-Fifty-four. That's me.
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Hi. l'm Dharma Finkelstein-Montgomery
and l got these tickets--
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-Cash, check or charge?
-No. l can't pay them--
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Sixth floor, room 61 2.
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-Okay. They'll take care of everything?
-Sixth floor, room 61 2.
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Got it.
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One hundred twenty-nine.
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One-two-nine.
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Okay, hi, yeah, 1 29, that's me.
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l got these tickets.
l'm not going to pay them.
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Reason for financial hardship?
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No, no, no.
There's no financial hardship.
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Second floor, room 206.
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No, no, no.
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Two-oh-six is the cash-check-or-charge
lady and l was already there.
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-Do you have your receipt?
-She didn't give me a receipt.
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Eighth floor, room 899.
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l don't need a duplicate receipt.
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l'm here to change an unjust law.
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Building permit?
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l don't even have a house.
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No, you see what it was?
lt was just a random act of--
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No, l'm not homeless.
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l just have these tickets.
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Cash, check or charge?
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No!
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You okay, Pete?
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Yeah, l'm fine.
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Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up.
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What are you and Dharma gonna do?
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Go away for the weekend or maybe just,
you know, go out for a nice dinner.
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That sounds nice.
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Can you hand me that affidavit?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Yeah, l'm fine.
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What's going on with you and that girl?
What's her name? Eileen?
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There is no Eileen.
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l made her up.
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But you said you met her parents
and that they hated you.
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They would have.
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Well, let's see. l got a--
l got a fishing license.
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l can open a bakery. . .
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. . .and as soon as l get this puppy
notarized, l'm legally blind.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Oh, you bet. l-- l am okay.
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Why do you ask?
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l'll make you some tea.
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Oh, no, you're gonna make the tea
and then you'll tell me. . .
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. . .l gotta go to a different husband
to get the cup.
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-Sit down.
-l know, then you'll call my number.
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Two million and four,
two million and four.
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Hey.
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Where's Dharma? l gotta talk to her.
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Can't talk to her right now.
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She's insane.
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l'll wait.
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So, what's new?
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My life is empty and has no meaning.
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l asked you what's new.
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Just leave me alone, Jane.
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lf it's any consolation, my life sucks too.
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Yeah?
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That does kind of help.
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Listen, Dr. Laura hung up on me,
so let me ask you:
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lf your boyfriend is finally up
for his parole. . .
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. . .and he deliberately blows the hearing,
he's found someone else, am l right?
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Probably.
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Great.
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There goes my Valentine's Day
conjugal visit.
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How did you get another ticket?
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l thought l was gonna be in there
for a few minutes. . .
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. . .but when l came out,
it was on my car. . .
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. . .because no one
put quarters in my meter.
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Here's the funny part,
look who gave it to me, A. Semetzki.
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For a split second there, l thought
l was going to go on a shooting spree. . .
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. . .but the line for the gun permits
was long and l totally get why.
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-lt's not like we don't know each other.
-We did sleep together once.
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-lt wasn't great.
-lt didn't make us barf.
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All right. Let's get married.
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Cool.
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Dharma, why don't you just pay
the tickets and forget about it?
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No, never.
Because l didn't do anything wrong.
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lt's the law that's wrong.
l just can't get anybody to listen to me.
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Well, if you wanna fight the law. . .
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. . .go to the Board of Supervisors meeting.
They hear public complaints once a week.
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You knew this?
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And you--? You didn't tell me?
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l'm sorry. l thought everybody knew.
Everybody knows that, right, Pete?
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Pete?
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They were like brownies,
but they didn't have nuts.
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They had raisins.
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Let me get this straight. You wanna
change the official San Francisco treat. . .
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. . .from Rice-A-Roni to that thing
your mother used to make. . .
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. . .that you don't remember
the name of.
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Yes.
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We'll form a committee right away
and get started on that.
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-Thank you.
-Next.
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l would like books with the following
words removed from the public library.
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''Rectum. ''
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''Sphincter. ''
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-''Tushie. ''
-Next.
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My name
is Zandar Gamma Gamma Three.
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And l bring you a message
from the planet Gamma Gamma Three.
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-''Greetings, people of--''
-Next.
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Thank you.
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l'm Dharma Montgomery.
First of all, l just wanna let you know. . .
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. . .how much l appreciate
how difficult your job is here.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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l guess most of the requests you get
are kind of out there. . .
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. . .but my problem is very simple.
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l am a parking meter fairy.
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-And all l did--
-That's it.
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l've had it with you lunatics
coming in here week after week.
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''The airport's too far from my house. ''
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''Just because Mom's dead
doesn't mean we're not carpooling. ''
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''Look, look,
l found Tony Bennett's heart. ''
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Well, you know what?
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l quit. You can all go--
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Let me through. l'm a doctor.
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-Thank you. Hello.
-Hello.
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So, what's the big surprise?
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Well, Dharma wants to tell you herself.
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Greg, do l hear the pitter-patter
of little feet?
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No, no, you don't.
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You know what l hear a lot?
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l hear this metallic hum.
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Kind of sounds like a little factory
that makes metal shoes.
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No, Finkelstein, she meant a baby.
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-Dharma's having a baby?
-No, she's not having a baby.
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And that's your big announcement.
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Hey, guys, thanks for coming.
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-Should we wait for Pete?
-l haven't been able to reach him.
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l can't find Jane either.
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Oh, well. Let's just get started.
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-l have an announcement.
-We heard. Big deal.
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-You told them?
-l-- l--
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-Go ahead.
-Okay.
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l guess you heard that the guy
on the Board of Supervisors died. . .
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. . .and they're having a special election
to replace him, right?
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And guess who decided to run?
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-Greg?
-No.
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Me.
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Oh, Dharma, l'm sorry.
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l made a genital-based assumption.
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My fellow gyno-American,
please forgive me.
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l forgive you.
And don't ever call me that again.
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Anyway, l was just trying to change
a silly little parking meter law. . .
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. . .but before that guy's head
even hit the floor. . .
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. . .l knew that the universe was trying
to tell me something.
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Get involved, Dharma,
make a difference.
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Oh, isn't that adorable?
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We have our own little candidate.
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Edward, l think someone here
needs a campaign contribution.
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-Well, how about a hundred?
-You're not taking me seriously.
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Good for you, dear, drive a hard bargain.
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Don't touch their money, Dharma,
it's a deal with the devil.
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Are you calling us the devil?
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You want her elected
so she'll wage war. . .
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. . .to support
your military-industrial complex.
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The San Francisco Board of Supervisors
does not wage war.
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Of course not.
They send the young boys.
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Where have all the flowers gone?
Answer me that.
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You smoked them, Finkelstein.
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All right, now, there's no need for us
to raise our voices.
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l mean, goodness,
it's not as if she's going to win.
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lt's not about winning, Mother.
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lt's about participating
and making your voice heard.
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Excuse me.
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You don't think l can win?
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l think you should win. . .
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. . .if all things were fair.
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But people like you are better
than the kind of people who win.
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-l mean--
-l know what you mean.
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-No, l-- Let me try again.
-l'd stop now, son.
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l can't believe you don't think
l'm a serious candidate.
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l believe you're serious. l think
you don't understand how difficult it is.
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Dad, tell her what it takes
to win a seat.
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$ 78,400.
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At least that's what
the last clown cost me.
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Well, l've got news for all of you.
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Not only am l going to win,
l don't need your money to do it. . .
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. . .because l'll take my message
to the people, wherever they are.
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The malls, the supermarkets,
the movie theaters. . .
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. . .those weird stores of lottery tickets
and beef jerky.
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That is where you will find
San Francisco's next city supervisor:
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Dharma Freedom
Finkelstein-Montgomery.
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-Right on.
-Go, girl.
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$ 78,000 and now he's dead.
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You think we did the right thing?
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Yeah, l do.
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So how about a kiss?
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What am l, your whore?
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l've got my application, my supporting
documentation and my filing fee.
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All l need you to do is just
put your stamp right there. . .
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. . .and l'm officially a candidate
of the Board of Supervisors.
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-Second floor, room 206.
-What?
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Room 206, second floor.
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All right. You know what, why don't we
play a little game here, okay?
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Let's say l take these documents
and l go to room 206, second floor.
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Then they send me to room 51 4,
and then they send me to 901 .
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Then they send me to France
where they wear the fancy pants.
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But finally l'm a candidate.
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And l run, and l run, and l run.
And. . .l win.
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First day on the job, ''Good morning,
Supervisor Dharma, nice briefcase. ''
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''Thank you, my husband gave it to me. ''
''What would you like to do, supervisor?''
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''Well, l think l would like to
fire my friend, Mr. D. Abbott. ''
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Good luck.
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Hi, l'm Dharma Montgomery
and l'm running for the Board of Super--
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Hi, l'm Dharma Montgomery and--
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Hi, l'm Dhar--
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l'm Dharma Montgomery.
Don't slam the door in my face.
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l'm running for
the Board of Supervisors.
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l'd like you to listen
to what l have to say.
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And if you agree with it, l would really
appreciate your vote on election day.
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l'm sorry?
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And if you agree, l would really
appreciate your vote on election day.
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What is your position on child care?
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l definitely think the government
should play a role in child care.
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-Yeah.
-Great.
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Justin. This nice lady's
gonna watch you for a while. . .
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. . .while Mommy goes
to the grocery store.
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-Thank you.
-Okay, ma'am?
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Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am? Lady?
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And as your supervisor it would be my
job to help you in any way that l can.
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Oh, terrific. That sounds great.
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Okay, you know what would help?
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ln about 1 0 minutes,
there's gonna be a lot of policemen here.
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What you could do is
sit with me on my couch. . .
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. . .and say we've been here all day.
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l'm sorry, have l come at a bad time?
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You were right, Greg.
What was l thinking?
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You can't give up after one bad day.
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00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,628
Greg, you have no idea
what it's like out there.
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People won't even open the door
long enough to take a flier.
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You know what they do if you slip it
under the door? They slip it back.
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Sometimes with spit on it.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Larry, what's up?
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No, l'm pretty sure you called me.
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Hi, Abby.
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What?
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Turn on Channel 7.
We'll call you right back.
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While the speciaal election to fill
Supervisor Daawson 's seaat...
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...is some weeks off, aa few caandidaates
haave aalreaady begun caampaaigning.
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Well, I'll be honest with you,
I'm aa newcomer aat this...
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...but I love this city.
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And I'm just gonnaa go out there
aand knock on doors aand tell people...
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... thaat Dhaarmaa Montgomery
is someone who caares aabout them...
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...aand who waants to maake
aa difference in their lives.
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No, honey, that was good.
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I feel thaat aas the widow
of Supervisor Daawson--
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Well, kind of the widow becaause
he waas definitely leaaving his wife for me.
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--I'm like the haair to the throne.
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Greetings. I aam Zaandaar.
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I meaan you no haarm.
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Well, this certaainly
will be aa speciaal election.
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Now let's taake aa look
aat our weekend weaather.
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That's it? lt's just me and those two?
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-You got a shot.
-Oh, l've got a shot. Yeah!
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No, l totally agree, Larry.
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Zandar is gonna be tough to beat.
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Oh, can you hang on one second? Okay.
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lmprove your karma, vote for Dharma.
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Oh, hey, Kitty, what's shaking?
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Yeah, l know, it does look like
l got a shot at it, doesn't it?
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Shocked the $50 panties
right off your butt, didn't l?
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Hey, Dharma.
Guess what we did for Valentine's Day.
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Oh, now you wanna make a donation
to my campaign.
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How much we talking about?
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Seventy-eight grand was
yesterday's price, my friend.
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Maybe we should come back
and tell her later, sugar.
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Sugar? What am l, your whore?
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