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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to
Sing out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
- ♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little
Help from my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin' I'm
Gonna get higher ♪
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-♪ try with a little
Help from my friends ♪
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- ♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
- ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-there are very few things
In life as purely terrifying
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as calling a 12-year-old
Girl on the telephone.
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-ugh!
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-especially a really
Cute 12-year-old girl.
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-we're at t-minus 19 and holding
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as the ground crew performs
One last technical check
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before the historic
Apollo 8 lift-off.
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-she was in my homeroom
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and third-period
Social-studies class.
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I'll never forget that day.
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mrs. Ritvo let us
Watch the lift-off on tv.
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now, at the time, I'd just
Gotten over this whole thing
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with winnie cooper,
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so I didn't really know
I was ready for love.
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I just knew that I'd lost all
Interest in the space program.
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blast off, splash down,
Blast off, splash down...
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who cared?
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but then my gaze settled on...
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on her...
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on lisa berlini.
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lisa berlini was the kind
Of girl you dreamed about
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but who would probably
Never even know your name.
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- 8, 7, 6...
- but then it happened.
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- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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Blast-off!
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-♪ then I saw her face ♪
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♪ now I'm a believer ♪
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♪ not a trace ♪
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-she looked at me.
Did you see that?
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she looked right at me!
- ♪ then I saw her face ♪
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-I don't know how to
Explain it, except to say
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that when you're 12...
- ♪ now I'm a believer ♪
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- and a girl like that
Looks at you like that,
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even for an instant,
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everything else gets
Blasted out of your mind
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and into the upper atmosphere.
- ♪ I'm in love ♪
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♪ I'm a believer, I couldn't
Leave her if I tried ♪
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-I was in love.
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-and if all goes
Well on this mission,
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for the first time
In human history,
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man will orbit the moon.
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-so now I was a man
With a mission of my own.
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I had to find out
If she liked me.
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the only problem was I didn't
Really know lisa all that well.
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oh, let's face it, I'd never
Actually heard her speak.
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maybe the easiest thing
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would be to just
Call her on the phone.
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-ugh!
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-on the other hand,
Maybe the easiest thing
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would be to just bump
Into lisa somewhere...
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casually...
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accidentally.
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so I spent the next three days
Tracking her every movement.
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at 11:21 and 15 seconds
On tuesday the 8th,
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I made my move.
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my plan was foolproof.
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I could already
See it happening.
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I'd look at her.
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she'd look at me.
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I'd say, "Oh, pardon me.
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I didn't expect to
Bump into you here."
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she'd say, "Just my
Lucky day, I guess."
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one thing would lead to another.
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I'd suggest we talk about it
Over an ice-cream sandwich.
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-oh.
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Hi.
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-uh...
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-how are you?
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-uh... Uh...
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Fine. Fine.
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-well, bye.
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- "Fine"?
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"Fine"?!
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-I realized then that
There were special things
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that a man says to a woman.
- "Fine"?! "Fine"?!
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"Fine"?!
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Ugh!
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-I also realized that I had no
Idea what those things were.
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but now I was
Officially a goner.
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I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't eat.
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-mr. Arnold?
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-I couldn't learn.
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-mr. Arnold, I'm waiting.
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-huh?
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Oh, well, um...
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Could... You repeat the
Question, again, please?
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-I asked if you were present.
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Perhaps you'd like some more
Time to think about your answer.
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-um, can we sit down now?
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I'm getting leg cramps.
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Who are you looking for?
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-I'm not looking for anybody!
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-why are you
Staring at lisa berlini?
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-what are you
Trying to do to me?!
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Are you crazy?!
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All right, if I let go,
You promise to be quiet?
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You swear?
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Did I say something wrong?
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-what? Do you like
Her or something?
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What? Are you crazy?
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Where do you
Get ideas like that?
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Well, sort of.
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-wow! Really? Does
She like you, too?
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-paul, I have no idea.
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-do you know who'd know?
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-paul, you've got to
Promise me this once...
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Don't let anybody know, ever!
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-okay, okay.
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-who?
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-and so began the great
Intermediary fiasco.
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-patty galvin.
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She lives right
Next door to her,
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And she knows
Everything about her.
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Do you want me to ask?
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-torn between the
Forces of torturous love
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and the fear of
Horrible humiliation,
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I agreed, on the sworn promise
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that not a word would
Ever be mentioned
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directly to lisa berlini,
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to let paul ask patty galvin
Whether or not lisa liked me.
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after all, patty did know
Everything about lisa.
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-she had no idea.
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-well... What's she doing?
Where's she going now?
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-she's asking tommy rygot.
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-oh, god! It's gonna
Be all over the school!
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-and tommy rygot, of
Course, had absolutely no idea.
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but he was thoughtful
Enough to inquire of...
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of...
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-who's she?
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-I've never seen
Her before in my life.
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- of someone we'd never
Seen before in our lives.
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-oh, my god! No!
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What's she doing?!
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Paul, what's she doing?!
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after the great intermediary
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fiasco had... Fiascoed,
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it was clear I could never
Be seen by lisa berlini again.
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there were certain places
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I felt I was unlikely
To bump into her.
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-I'm gonna flush this
Tuna-fish sandwich
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If you don't want it.
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-paul, what did she do
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After the girl asked
Her if she liked me?
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-I don't know. I was
Watching you run out.
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Well, I guess we got
To go to o'brien's class.
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-huh-unh. I'm not
Going anywhere.
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She might see me.
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-well, you can't just
Stay here all day.
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-why not?
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- "Why not?" is right.
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I had running water,
Indoor plumbing...
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tuna.
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I could last weeks.
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-you're gonna see
Her on the bus anyway.
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-not if I walk home.
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-yeah, but what about tomorrow?
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-mom, I have a sore throat.
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-you do?
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Come here and
Let me take a look.
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Say "Ah."
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-ahhhhhh!
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-well, it is a little red.
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-of course, the human
Throat is always red,
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but fortunately, my
Mother never looked at it
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when I wasn't complaining.
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-you better go back to bed.
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-do I have to?
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-no arguments.
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I'll bring you some
Cocoa and the tv.
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Go on.
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-uh, bachelor number 3, what
Do you think of miniskirts?
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-after about two hours of
Steady bed rest and television,
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the world always
Looks a little better.
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after about 10 hours, it
Always looks a lot worse.
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I started to feel
Disgusted with myself.
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I mean, what was I gonna do,
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spend the rest of my life
Watching "Let's make a deal"
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because I was afraid
Of a 12-year-old girl?
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- for $12.99...
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-as the astronauts round
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the far side of
The moon tonight,
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for the first time since the
Days of christopher columbus,
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mankind will truly
See a new horizon.
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-but the thing that
Amazes me most, frank,
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is the personal courage
Of those three men.
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they are truly rising
To the challenge
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set forth by president
Kennedy in 1960.
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-though while we
Cannot guarantee
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that we shall one day be first,
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we can guarantee that any
Failure to make this effort
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will make us last.
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-suddenly, I realized
What I had to do.
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I couldn't run away
From lisa berlini.
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I had to take that brave
Leap into the unknown.
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I had to pick up the
Phone and call her.
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right after dinner.
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-and if the moon
Orbit is successful,
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nasa officials hope to meet
President kennedy's challenge
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to land a man on the moon
Sometime in this decade.
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-well, I had a
Challenge of my own.
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I would call lisa
Berlini by 8:00 tonight...
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or die trying.
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-honey, you're
Looking a little pale.
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How's your throat feel?
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Mm. Pretty bad.
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Pretty painful.
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-you know, maybe I should
Try looking at that throat
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When it's normal,
Just for a comparison.
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-mom?
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-hmm?
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-do you remember the first time
Dad called you up on the phone?
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-um...
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I don't really remember.
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-oh.
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-I think it was macy's.
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-oh, that's right... Macy's.
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I was working at a
Tie counter at macy's,
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And your father called to
See if he could return a tie.
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-so, you didn't even know him?
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-well, yeah, I knew him.
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Well, I was the one
Who sold him the tie.
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I remember holding it up to him
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To see if it matched his shirt.
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-so, were you
Hoping he'd call you?
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-hoping?
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No.
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I just sold him the tie,
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And I figured that
Was pretty much it.
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-oh.
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-well, this was it,
T-minus 19 and counting.
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I could just pick up that
Phone and call her any time now.
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-norma!
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Where's our damn checkbook?
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-it's in the drawer!
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-no, it's not. I looked.
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- dad?
- hmm?
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Oh. Thanks.
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Never mind.
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-um, dad?
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-hmm?
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-I was just gonna use the phone.
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-so use it.
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00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:10,927
-well, I was kind of
Hoping for a little privacy.
255
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,384
-what do you need privacy for?
256
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,099
-dad?
257
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,600
-hmm?
258
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,136
-I'm calling about
Returning a tie.
259
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,938
-as he looked at me,
260
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:27,076
I knew we both sensed
The cycle of family history
261
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,412
poignantly repeating itself.
262
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,335
-since when do you wear ties?
263
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:40,122
Don't touch my pens.
264
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:50,198
-well, this was really it.
265
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,767
Hi. This is kevin.
266
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,538
Hi. This is kevin.
267
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,642
Hi. This is kevin.
268
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,209
just do it!
269
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,444
do it now.
270
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,896
Hi.
271
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,198
This is kevin.
272
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,301
How are you?
273
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,170
Uh, fine. What's up?
274
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,204
-um, nothing.
275
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,475
I just wanted to see
How your day was.
276
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,043
-oh. It was fine.
277
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,979
-so...
278
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,714
What happened in math?
279
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,539
-uh... Nothing.
280
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,654
-did you do anything
Good in gym?
281
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,491
-mm, no, not really.
282
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,459
-nothing?
283
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,595
-no, not really.
284
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,664
-for god's sake, paul!
Your life is so boring!
285
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,287
It's really depressing!
286
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,237
Hello? Hello?
287
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,877
-well, something
Deep inside me told me
288
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,779
this was really, really it.
289
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,416
it wasn't the way every
Muscle in my body tightened,
290
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,684
although it did.
291
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,219
and it wasn't the way
292
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,055
every nerve ending
In my body tingled,
293
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,657
although it did.
294
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:26,828
no, it was the way every piece
Of food I had eaten for dinner
295
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:30,221
suddenly went into a
Spin-cycle in my stomach.
296
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:43,479
Aah!
297
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,804
H-hello?
298
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,586
Yeah, jeff, just a minute.
299
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,521
Wayne!
300
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,757
Wayne!
301
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,826
It's jeff, but could you
Kind of keep it short?
302
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,563
'cause I got to, you
Know, use the phone.
303
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,765
-I'll be off when
I'm off, scrote.
304
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,734
This happens to be a
Very important phone call.
305
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,736
Yo, buttface.
306
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,871
Yeah, how you doing?
307
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,538
See the way I nailed
Jimmy on the bus today?
308
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,074
-wayne's idea of
An important call
309
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,009
was obviously a little
Different from mine...
310
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,279
or any human being's,
For that matter.
311
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,814
-wayne, can this wait?
312
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,048
-no, in a minute.
313
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,249
Oh, yeah.
314
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,051
Oh, god, he's a real weeder.
315
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,521
I think we should
All tie him up and, uh...
316
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,713
Yeah, all right, talk
To you tomorrow.
317
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,516
All yours, scrote.
318
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,235
-oh. No, no. Please, no.
319
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,305
why didn't I call before? Why?
320
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,375
maybe he was just gonna
Ask if I wanted the door shut.
321
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,743
-who you calling, scrote?
322
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,211
-no one.
323
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,180
-been waiting kind of a long
Time to be calling no one, pal.
324
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,516
-leave me alone, wayne.
325
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,117
-could it be...
326
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,185
A girl?
327
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,520
-leave me alone!
328
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,322
-let's see. Who could it be?
329
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,790
-no one! Now get out!
330
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,092
- could it be debbie ackerman?
- get out!
331
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,694
- katie osborne?
- quit it!
332
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,465
-well, the number's got
To be here somewhere.
333
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,167
- give... Give me it!
- just... Give it up! Just...
334
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,269
Unh-unh-unh.
335
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,394
Thank you.
336
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:18,874
Oh, lisa.
337
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,776
Do we know any lisas?
338
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,210
-that's not even it.
339
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,345
-oh.
340
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,981
So, you won't mind
If I call her, then,
341
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,315
Will you, pal, huh?
342
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,650
-not at all.
343
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,740
-all right.
344
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,563
-no!!
345
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,865
Give me it, please,
Wayne! Oh, god, no!
346
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,333
Please! Please!
347
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,101
Oh, please! Give...
348
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,337
- it's ringing.
- oh, god, no!
349
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,504
Please! Oh!
350
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,539
-hey, what the hell
Is going on in there?
351
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,297
-aah! Nothing.
352
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,447
-wayne, get out of
Here and leave him alone.
353
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,004
Now!
354
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,343
-butthead.
355
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,297
-well, I still had one
Minute before 8:00.
356
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,801
if I had a shred of manhood
In me, I would call her now.
357
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:28,677
t-minus 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
358
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:32,414
2, 1.
359
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,153
Hello?
360
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,988
This is lisa.
361
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,857
Kevin who?
362
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,413
Kevin arnold?
363
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,351
Who's kevin arnold?
364
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,534
Oh, hi, kevin.
365
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,669
Hey, you guys. You've
Got to hear this.
366
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,873
I'm fine, kevin. How are you?
367
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,208
Uh-huh.
368
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,775
Uh-huh.
369
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,378
You don't say.
370
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,124
-we're here live at
The lisa berlini house
371
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,493
Where lisa is talking
To kevin arnold
372
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,728
On the telephone.
373
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:20,963
Jim, maybe you have an answer
374
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,430
To the question we've
Been wondering about.
375
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,732
Why would kevin call lisa
376
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,167
When it's so obvious she
Thinks he's a total jerk?
377
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,836
-I really don't know, frank,
378
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,639
But if we put our microphone
Up close to the phone,
379
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,141
We can actually
Listen in on the call,
380
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,678
Although I don't know if our
Audience will be able to hear
381
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,647
Above all this laughing.
382
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,927
8:00 had come and gone.
383
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:54,630
I guess...
384
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,587
I just couldn't do it.
385
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,335
-kevin!
386
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,726
Kevin, honey, you
Should be watching this!
387
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:12,714
- see from 180,000
Miles out in space.
388
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,549
-mike, what I keep imagining is,
389
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,052
if I'm some lonely traveler
From another planet,
390
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,688
what do I think about the
Earth from this altitude?
391
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,257
-for the first time
Ever seen by human eyes,
392
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,494
the planet earth
Rising over the moon.
393
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,563
-well, I'm just
Kind of curious...
394
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,198
-sort of puts things
395
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,066
in perspective,
Doesn't it, frank?
396
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:35,003
to think that there on
That lovely, glowing orb,
397
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:38,173
wars are being
Fought, storms raging,
398
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:41,910
people are being
Born, people dying,
399
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:46,482
all our human conflict,
Our passion, our pain,
400
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:51,186
being carried on beneath
That veil of clouded blue.
401
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:55,089
- and down to chile.
402
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,859
-and suddenly I got
This funny feeling.
403
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:01,096
maybe I was blowing this
Whole thing out of proportion.
404
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,233
I mean, lisa wasn't
Gonna laugh at me.
405
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:07,502
and anyway, what if she did?
406
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,493
did it really matter?
407
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,374
-and now this.
408
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:16,778
-♪ oh, fab, they put
Real borax in you ♪
409
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,180
♪ oh, fab... ♪
410
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,571
-and that's when I
Knew what I had to do.
411
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:30,647
I just had to pick up
The phone and call her.
412
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,841
-lisa?
413
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:50,111
Hi. This is kevin,
From homeroom.
414
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,946
Yeah.
415
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:55,484
Right, the little guy.
416
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:56,985
Oh.
417
00:22:57,009 --> 00:23:00,255
Uh, I had a sore throat.
418
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,124
Nah, it's not too bad.
419
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,116
I'll probably come back
To school tomorrow.
420
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,765
Mrs. Ritvo?
421
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,733
Yeah, she's so weird.
422
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:18,429
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