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I was 12 years old. 11 00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:00,003 a lot happened that year. 12 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:04,340 denny mclain won 31 games, "The mod squad" hit the air, 13 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,910 and I graduated from Hillcrest elementary 14 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,733 and entered junior high school. 15 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,436 but we'll get to that. 16 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:18,287 -♪ a time to be Born, a time to die ♪ 17 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,790 ♪ a time to plant, A time to reap ♪ 18 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,559 -there's no pretty Way to put this. 19 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,560 I grew up in the suburbs. 20 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,530 I guess most people Think of the suburbs 21 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:29,365 as a place with all the Disadvantages of the city 22 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,801 and none of the Advantages of the country... 23 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,703 and vice versa. 24 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,039 -♪ to everything... ♪ 25 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:39,142 -but, in a way, those really Were the wonder years 26 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:40,877 for us there in the suburbs. 27 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,847 it was kind of a Golden age for kids. 28 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,549 -♪ and a time to Every purpose... ♪ 29 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:50,053 -there, that's me... Kevin arnold, 1968, 30 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:53,423 the summer before Junior high school. 31 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,025 -there we go. 32 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:58,483 -and I don't mind saying I was A pretty fair little athlete. 33 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,637 -it was a pretty hard pass. 34 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:08,938 -well, uh, yeah. 35 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,208 I-I think it had sort of A... Reverse spin on it. 36 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,243 -come on, kevin. 37 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,233 Stop gabbing with Your girlfriend. 38 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,348 -she's not my girlfriend. 39 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,549 -this was true. 40 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,119 winnie cooper was Not my girlfriend. 41 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,854 when we were very Little, we used to go 42 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,689 down to harper's woods And catch fireflies, 43 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,625 but we really hadn't Hung out at all together 44 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,994 since we were about 9. 45 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,563 -uh-oh. I think Girlfriend's mad at you. 46 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,632 Maybe you'd better go Give her a big french kiss. 47 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,367 -shut up, wayne. 48 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,803 -hey, girls, come on over here. 49 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,871 Kevin's gonna show You what a french kiss is. 50 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,173 -buttface. 51 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,707 -what did you say? 52 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,776 -nothing. 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,211 -this is the way 54 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:51,247 most of my conversations With my brother, wayne, ended. 55 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,416 apparently, he just Deeply regretted 56 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,017 the fact that I had been born, 57 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,286 and he wanted me To feel the same way. 58 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,623 -come on, wayne! Let him up! 59 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:03,226 -I'm sorry, paul. This Is a family matter. 60 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,028 -that was my best Friend, paul pfeiffer. 61 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,465 paul was allergic to everything. 62 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:12,068 wayne used to say he was Even allergic to his own snot. 63 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,970 wayne was a really funny guy. 64 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,338 -hey, wayne! 65 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,196 Knock it off before I Do the same thing to you! 66 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,283 -winnie's brother, brian cooper. 67 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:31,120 he was 19, and for Us, he defined "Cool." 68 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:35,058 he had this really Great '59 el camino. 69 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,492 didn't run, of course, 70 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:39,228 but he was always Out there workin' on it, 71 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:42,532 sweaty, grease All over his hands. 72 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,767 what a guy. 73 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:48,871 that june he got drafted And packed off to vietnam. 74 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:52,909 but his car was still Out front, up on blocks, 75 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,577 as kind of a reminder 76 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,635 of who really ran Things on our street. 77 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,221 -mom, can paul stay for dinner?! 78 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,891 -sure, if his mom knows! 79 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,358 -what are you having? 80 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,793 -what are we having?! 81 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:11,861 -meat loaf! 82 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,430 -I'm allergic to it. 83 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,532 -what else?! 84 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,055 -salad! 85 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,773 - and more heavy fighting In the mekong delta today. 86 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,342 marines and south Vietnamese troops 87 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,612 occupied and then destroyed Several guerrilla strongholds. 88 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:30,947 -when's dad coming home? 89 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:31,948 -any minute. 90 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,317 Between the traffic and his job, 91 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,118 He's liable to be very tense, 92 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,854 So let's not make him crazy. 93 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,056 -he's always tense. 94 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,224 -that's true. 95 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,359 He's always tense, But he's not crazy yet. 96 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:46,295 So, let's try to maintain That sense of equilibrium. 97 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,200 Hi, hon. How's traffic? 98 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:51,656 -traffic's traffic. 99 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:56,172 -dad had a spartan Sense of language. 100 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,140 -karen, honey, you said 101 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:01,443 You were gonna come home Early and help me with dinner. 102 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,212 -peace, mom, okay? 103 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,714 -peace is fine, 104 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,916 But you said you were Gonna help me with dinner. 105 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,952 -you have so much Bad karma in your life. 106 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,320 You know that, ma? I'd Be careful if I were you. 107 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,189 -thank you. I'll Keep an eye out. 108 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,725 In the meantime, 109 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:19,050 When your father gets back, try not to make him crazy. 110 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,876 Hi, paul. 111 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,145 -dad always said "Hi" to our friends, 112 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,716 but it was like he had this Understanding with the family. 113 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,151 he worked hard for Us, he provided for us, 114 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,420 and he certainly didn't Want to have to talk to us 115 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,444 on top of that. 116 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,226 my approach was to not make Any sudden moves or sounds 117 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,362 until he'd finished That first vodka tonic 118 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,463 and hope that nobody Else did anything 119 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,755 that might upset him Too much before then. 120 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,036 -I'm gonna get some Birth-control pills. 121 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,559 I thought you should know. 122 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,909 -tell me I didn't hear What I just heard! 123 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,878 -tell your father That you were joking. 124 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,284 -and that's pretty much The way that summer went. 125 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,154 I guess it was really My last summer 126 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,823 of pure, unadulterated Childhood. 127 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:25,728 -♪ I've looked at life From both sides now ♪ 128 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:30,400 ♪ from up and down, And still somehow ♪ 129 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:35,738 ♪ it's life's Illusions I recall ♪ 130 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:42,678 ♪ I really don't know life ♪ 131 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,970 ♪ at all ♪ 132 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,663 -this was it... The Last night of summer. 133 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,599 -holy cow! 134 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,234 -try not to drool on it, okay? 135 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,636 If karen finds out I Have this, she'll kill me. 136 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,172 -paul and I decided 137 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,907 that the best way to prepare For junior-high-school girls 138 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,376 was to look at them naked. 139 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,482 -paul, your mother called. 140 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,452 - she wants you To come home right away. - okay. 141 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,143 -♪ better get ready ♪ 142 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,524 ♪ gonna see the light ♪ 143 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,727 -well, I guess I'll see You at the bus stop. 144 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,196 -yeah. 145 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,032 -♪ love is the answer ♪ 146 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,499 -last night I had a dream 147 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,870 That when I got to school, I Realized I had no clothes on. 148 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,440 -if you're naked when You get to the bus stop, 149 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,440 I'll tell you. 150 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,930 -thanks. 151 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,345 Do you know what You're gonna wear? 152 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,470 -paul, I have no idea. 153 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,987 -actually, I'd been planning my Wardrobe for about six weeks. 154 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:07,129 -you're not gonna wear That to school, are you? 155 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,754 -no, mom. I got a Job as a male model. 156 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,208 -don't worry about It. You look fine. 157 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,610 -let me see our class Schedule one more time. 158 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:22,945 -no! 159 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,181 -he was gonna have To get a grip on himself. 160 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,050 this was the Junior-high bus stop, 161 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,718 and if we were gonna hold Our own with the older kids, 162 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,054 we were gonna Have to act mature. 163 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,858 -mnh! Mnh-mnh! 164 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,460 -we seemed to have something Of a height disadvantage, 165 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,151 but we did our best to fit in. 166 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,099 Who's that? 167 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,389 Huh? 168 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:50,405 -what an incredible Stroke of luck... 169 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,241 a new kid, a helpless waif 170 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,210 who would be even More lost than we were, 171 00:08:55,234 --> 00:09:00,549 a helpless waif in fishnet Tights and go-go boots. 172 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,574 -hi, kevin. Hi, paul. 173 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,843 -winnie cooper?! 174 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,091 -gwendolyn. 175 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,593 I don't want to be Called "Winnie" anymore. 176 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,528 My real name is gwendolyn. 177 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,231 -well, there was No question now. 178 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,967 we were entering Uncharted territory. 179 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:22,037 even the familiar was cloaked In the vestments of the devil. 180 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:26,864 junior high school was A whole new ball of wax. 181 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:33,449 like about half the schools In the country that year, 182 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:37,286 my school was being renamed Robert f. Kennedy junior high. 183 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,557 as we approached those Doors for the first time, 184 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,515 we felt we were approaching The portals of manhood. 185 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,263 homeroom. 186 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:51,233 I sat between eric Antonio and gail aslaynian. 187 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,969 they had met on the bus 188 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,838 and had taken a Liking to each other. 189 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,540 -I love you. 190 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:01,444 -I love you, too. 191 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:04,113 -and I-I love you both, 192 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,648 But I'm having a little Trouble breathing here. 193 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:09,685 -I was about to have my First sexual experience. 194 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:13,044 and I wasn't even one Of the principal players. 195 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,228 -kevin arnold. 196 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,886 You're wayne's Brother, aren't you? 197 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,703 -well... Well, according To my mother, yes, 198 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,939 But my own theory is... 199 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,942 -you've got a tough Row to hoe, young man... 200 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,700 A tough row to hoe. 201 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,714 -yes. 202 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:43,219 -first major accessory of Adulthood... Our own lockers. 203 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,354 I couldn't believe My good fortune. 204 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,024 two lockers down from Mine was debbie ackerman, 205 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,615 one of the prime Knockouts of the 7th grade. 206 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,287 there was only one problem. 207 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,838 charles manson had The locker between us. 208 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,074 a 7th-grader with a beard? 209 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,043 this wasn't junior high School. It was a freak show. 210 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,947 I hoped none of the Girls would have beards. 211 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,049 -what's your locker combination? 212 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,151 -well, I, uh... 213 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,421 I appreciate your asking, But, actually, they told us 214 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,980 We weren't supposed To tell anyone el... 215 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,350 Here you go. 216 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:46,682 -anybody finds Out about these... 217 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,605 And I know who told 'em. 218 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,287 -who? 219 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,621 -it was my only shot. 220 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,946 I thought maybe I could trick him. 221 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,650 -you! You! That's who! 222 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,598 -oh, right. 223 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,770 -in one of those Quirks of scheduling, 224 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,171 my first class was gym. 225 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,741 this meant that I had to Wake up in the morning, 226 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,709 shower, get Dressed, go to school, 227 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,146 get undressed, run around, Shower, and get dressed 228 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,182 all in the space Of about 45 minutes. 229 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,451 -well, people. 230 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:27,056 A lot of you probably Think this is gym class, huh? 231 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,225 -I was overwhelmed By a sudden panic. 232 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,627 things hadn't been Going that well so far, 233 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,229 but if this wasn't gym class, 234 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,597 I was in bigger Trouble than I thought. 235 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,867 -well, it's not. 236 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:43,972 People, it's physical Education class. 237 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,109 Through those doors, They educate your minds. 238 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:51,680 In here... I educate Your bodies. 239 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:55,651 I'm an educator, okay? 240 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,588 A body educator. 241 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,422 -of course, we didn't Realize it at the time, 242 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,492 but this guy had the Biggest inferiority complex 243 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,893 since napoleon. 244 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:09,131 -people, when you Leave this class, 245 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,934 You're gonna Have smart bodies... 246 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,038 Smart... Smart bodies. 247 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,173 -he went on educating our bodies 248 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,608 for about half an hour. 249 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,943 by the time he finished, 250 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,679 I was ready to let my Leg take a math test. 251 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,982 -one more thing, people, Before you do your laps. 252 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,718 The jockstrap. 253 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,652 "A," what is it, 254 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:34,612 And, "B," what Can it do for you? 255 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:37,893 Arnold. 256 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,295 -this was it. 257 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,087 I felt like a fighter pilot Under heavy enemy fire. 258 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,940 Well, the jockstrap... 259 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,140 Sir... 260 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,912 Is a particular... Type of strap 261 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,214 That's constructed 262 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,117 Of a strap-type material 263 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,520 Which is utilized exclusively 264 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:08,423 For the purposes... Of... 265 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,981 Jocks. 266 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,243 lunch... 267 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,101 at last, something I figured Even I couldn't screw up. 268 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,318 -where do you want to sit? 269 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:39,110 -anywhere. Let's just sit here. 270 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,425 -a suburban Junior-high-school cafeteria 271 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,694 is like a microcosm Of the world. 272 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,063 the goal is to protect yourself, 273 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,266 and safety comes in groups. 274 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,902 you have your cool kids... 275 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,539 you have your smart kids... 276 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,830 you have your greasers... 277 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,379 and in those days, of Course, you had your hippies. 278 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,435 -right on! 279 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,117 -in effect, in Junior high school, 280 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,919 who you are is defined Less by who you are 281 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,889 than by who's the Person sitting next to you. 282 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,348 -a sobering thought. 283 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,718 -try to look like You're having fun. 284 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,028 -hi. 285 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,743 Do you guys mind If I sit with you? 286 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,766 -sure, winnie. 287 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,582 -we were on our way. Our group was forming. 288 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,085 and winnie... I Mean gwendolyn... 289 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,453 was not chopped liver. 290 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,654 who knows? 291 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,656 maybe we even had An outside chance 292 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,126 to become the Cool 7th-grade group 293 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,194 if we could just Remain inconspicuous 294 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,296 until we picked up A few more members. 295 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,231 Hey, steve! 296 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,968 It looks like my baby Brother and his girlfriend 297 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,269 Have found each other. 298 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,706 -she's not my girlfriend. 299 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,576 -he thinks you are so-o-o cute. 300 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,846 -I don't think she's cute. 301 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,551 -he wants to give You a big... Wet... 302 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,618 Kiss. 303 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,479 He told me. 304 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,728 -you liar. I never said that! 305 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:30,120 I don't want to kiss Her! I don't even like her! 306 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,058 -young man. 307 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:39,296 What does that sign say? 308 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,311 Hmm? 309 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,247 You take that apple Through that door, 310 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,191 And you're asking for detention. 311 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,549 Young man! 312 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,965 I think we have a problem. 313 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,734 -he was right... There was a problem. 314 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,304 -oh, yeah. The apple. 315 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,672 -that's right. The apple. 316 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,309 -you wanted it inside the cafeteria. 317 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,476 -that's right. 318 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,912 -and now it's Outside the cafeteria. 319 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,113 -that's right. 320 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,382 -the conversation Was getting stale. 321 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,683 I asked myself, 322 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,920 "Now, what would a Guy like brian cooper do 323 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,477 in this situation?" 324 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,666 -um... 325 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,568 Uh... 326 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,438 If... If you want, I could, uh... 327 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,107 I could... 328 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,697 Get that. 329 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,913 -well, kevin, 330 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,182 Perhaps we should start By asking you to explain 331 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:57,719 What in god's name moved You to do what you did. 332 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,289 -I wanted to tell them that Wayne had embarrassed me, 333 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,157 that the other Kids were laughing, 334 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,560 that mr. Diperna had Played power games with me, 335 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,828 that winnie had Seen the whole thing 336 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:10,132 and that she'd been wearing Pink fishnets and go-go boots. 337 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,622 -I don't know. 338 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:16,304 - "I don't know"? That's All you have to say? 339 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,706 "I don't know"? 340 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,730 -kevin... 341 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:24,046 The question is, what Did you hope to achieve 342 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:27,382 By throwing an Apple into a cafeteria? 343 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,251 No, butthead. 344 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,519 The question is, 345 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,355 Why do you have a brain The size of a baby pea? 346 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,258 -kevin, mr. Diperna just Asked you a question. 347 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,226 What did you hope to achieve 348 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,963 By throwing that Apple into the cafeteria? 349 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,899 World peace. 350 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:44,966 -kevin! 351 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,269 -nothing. 352 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,706 -well, kevin, that's exactly What you did achieve... 353 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,762 Nothing. 354 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,977 Now, I'm going to let you go 355 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,581 Without any further punishment. 356 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,316 But I want you to know 357 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,240 That I'll be keeping My eye on you. 358 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,956 Do you understand that? 359 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,585 -kevin, do you understand that? 360 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,733 -yes. 361 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:22,025 -I'd like to take him home now. 362 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:32,480 -in my 12 1/2 years, my Father had never struck me, 363 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,717 but he'd given wayne A beating... Twice... 364 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:39,287 and I recognized that Glazed look in his eyes. 365 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:42,057 besides, maybe I deserved it. 366 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,259 there really is no good excuse 367 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,062 for hurling food Around the cafeteria. 368 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,631 he probably figured that If he laid down the law now, 369 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,767 I'd stay in line, and He was probably right. 370 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,836 anyway, I could take the pain. 371 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,630 I decided I'd just shut my Eyes and imagine it was wayne. 372 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,666 -come on. Inside. 373 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,916 -and then it happened. 374 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,407 I think we were about Halfway to the front porch. 375 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,385 -brian cooper was killed. 376 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,324 -oh, my god. 377 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,494 When did they find out? 378 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,177 I'm gonna go call evelyn 379 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,714 And see if there's Anything I can do. 380 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,505 Oh, my god. Poor Evelyn. Poor jim. 381 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,430 -that night, I decided To go for a walk. 382 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:58,200 the days were still Long, and back then, 383 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,235 kids could still go For walks at dusk 384 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,761 without the fear of Ending up on a milk carton. 385 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,315 I went down to the big Climbing tree in harper's woods. 386 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,884 I didn't admit it to Myself until years later, 387 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,420 but in my mind was the Shadow of a thought 388 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,077 that winnie might be there. 389 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,861 she was sort of hugging herself 390 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,996 and rocking slowly Back and forth. 391 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,331 there was a bit Of a chill in the air, 392 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,267 and she didn't have a sweater. 393 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,192 for a minute, I was Scared to approach her. 394 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:54,055 I didn't know what to say. I Had the strangest feeling. 395 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,825 it was impossible For me to believe. 396 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,915 brian was dead. 397 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,420 -I'm sorry. 398 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,189 About brian. 399 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,439 And I'm sorry... 400 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,775 About what I said today. 401 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:16,378 It wasn't true. 402 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,880 -I know. 403 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:05,293 -♪ when a man loves a woman ♪ 404 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,930 ♪ can't keep his mind On nothing else ♪ 405 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:12,066 -it was the first Kiss for both of us. 406 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:15,470 we never really talked About it afterward. 407 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:18,640 but I think about the events Of that day again and again, 408 00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:21,075 and somehow I know That winnie does, too, 409 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,311 whenever some Blowhard starts talking 410 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,414 about the anonymity Of the suburbs 411 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,316 or the mindlessness Of the tv generation, 412 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,684 because we know 413 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,721 that inside each one Of those identical boxes, 414 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,790 with its dodge parked out front 415 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,191 and its white bread on the table 416 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:41,362 and its tv set glowing Blue in the falling dusk, 417 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:43,698 there were people with stories. 418 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,034 there were families Bound together 419 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,537 in the pain and the Struggle of love. 420 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:52,006 there were moments that Made us cry with laughter, 421 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:58,068 and there were moments, like That one, of sorrow and wonder. 422 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:06,076 -♪ well, this man Loves you, woman ♪ 32036

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