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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,602 --> 00:00:05,836 - WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S ARNOLD. 2 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:06,915 I THINK HE WAS OUT WITH MARY JOHNSON 3 00:00:06,939 --> 00:00:07,939 AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,807 HERE'S $15 FOR LAST NIGHT. 5 00:00:09,875 --> 00:00:11,555 HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD CONSIDERING 6 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:12,876 WE STARTED SO LATE. 7 00:00:15,347 --> 00:00:17,547 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER HERE FOR FOUR OR FIVE NIGHTS 8 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:18,583 IN A ROW NOW. 9 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:19,728 WE HAD A LOT TO GET DONE. 10 00:00:19,752 --> 00:00:21,786 IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE WAS GOING STEADY. 11 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,732 FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'VE BEEN GOING STEADY 12 00:00:23,756 --> 00:00:26,624 WITH YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. 13 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:33,397 HOW COME I'M ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW? 14 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:36,434 OH, ARNOLD, I LOVE YOU. 15 00:00:36,502 --> 00:00:38,469 BUT WHY AM I BEING TRANSFERRED? 16 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,539 OH, YOUR MOTHER SAYS YOUR NEW FATHER SWIFTY 17 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:45,643 WANTS YOU ALL TO LIVE IN HIS MOTOR HOME 18 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,546 BEHIND THE CASINO. 19 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:51,181 YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT ME, MY BROTHER, MY SISTERS 20 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,828 ARE ALL GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE BROOKLYN? 21 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:55,585 ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? 22 00:00:55,654 --> 00:00:57,254 I CAN'T DO THAT. 23 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:58,656 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE. 24 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:00,691 AND NAPOLEON DIED ON THE SMALL ISLAND 25 00:01:00,759 --> 00:01:03,628 OF ST. HELENA IN THE YEAR 1821. 26 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:06,697 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR MARY 27 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,266 ON HER REPORT? 28 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,868 WAS NAPOLEON HAPPY IN ST. HELENA? 29 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,237 HE WAS PROBABLY VERY UNHAPPY, 30 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:15,150 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE THERE. 31 00:01:15,174 --> 00:01:18,009 MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH 32 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,777 TO STAY WHERE HE WANTED TO BE. 33 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,223 BUT HE MUST'VE KNOWN THAT I DIDN'T WANT 34 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,479 HIM TO GO AWAY. 35 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,316 YOU GUYS GOT THE SAME BOOK AS EVERYBODY ELSE DOES? 36 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,385 IT AIN'T IN MY BOOK. 37 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:30,688 WHAT WOULD NAPOLEON DO IF HE DIDN'T GO 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,889 TO ATLANTIC CITY? 39 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:36,126 CERTAIN THINGS HAS TO FIGURE OUT FOR HIMSELF. 40 00:01:36,195 --> 00:01:39,396 I HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU, MARY JOHNSON. 41 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:43,601 YES, YOUR HIGHNESS? 42 00:01:43,669 --> 00:01:46,002 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 43 00:01:46,071 --> 00:01:47,137 YES. 44 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:50,174 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 45 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:56,747 ♪ 46 00:02:02,888 --> 00:02:05,456 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 47 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,293 ♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE YOUR TICKET OUT ♪ 48 00:02:09,361 --> 00:02:11,495 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 49 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:16,266 ♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪ 50 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:18,468 ♪ WELL THE NAMES HAVE ALL CHANGED 51 00:02:18,537 --> 00:02:20,671 SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪ 52 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,807 ♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED 53 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,909 AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪ 54 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:27,211 ♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THEY'D LEAD YA ♪ 55 00:02:27,279 --> 00:02:29,058 ♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THEY'D LEAD YA ♪ 56 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,281 ♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪ 57 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:33,283 ♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪ 58 00:02:33,352 --> 00:02:35,385 ♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT 59 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:37,588 'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪ 60 00:02:37,656 --> 00:02:39,790 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 61 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:44,128 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 62 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,463 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 63 00:02:46,532 --> 00:02:48,632 ♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT 64 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,667 'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪ 65 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,937 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 66 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:57,241 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 67 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:01,545 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 68 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:06,650 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪♪ 69 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,323 ANY SIGN OF HORSHACK YET? 70 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,137 NO, YOU KNOW MAN, I REALLY HOPE 71 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,905 THEY AREN'T CHICKENING OUT TO COME TO HIS OWN 72 00:03:16,929 --> 00:03:17,861 BACHELOR PARTY. 73 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,997 HERE HE COMES! HERE HE COMES! 74 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,210 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON! 75 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,433 JUAN, YOU GET READY! 76 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,534 COME ON, GET READY! 77 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,336 - COME ON! - COME ON, JUST GET IN. 78 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:28,239 GET INSIDE! 79 00:03:28,307 --> 00:03:29,973 I GOT YOU. 80 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,245 ALL RIGHT. 81 00:03:35,314 --> 00:03:36,725 WHAT IS THIS STUFF ANYWAY, MAN? 82 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,717 IMITATION WILD CHERRY SODA 83 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:43,086 WITH GARLIC AND OLIVE OIL. 84 00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:45,722 IT WAS VINNIE'S SPAGHETTI PIE. 85 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:47,469 IT'S THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND. 86 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,628 ANYBODY AT HOME? 87 00:03:51,697 --> 00:03:52,741 COME ON, ARNOLD, WE'RE HAVING YOUR 88 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:56,567 BACHELOR PARTY! 89 00:03:56,635 --> 00:03:58,502 WHERE... WHERE'S JUAN AND VINNIE? 90 00:03:58,570 --> 00:03:59,748 JUAN WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE 91 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,049 AND VINNIE CALLED, SAID HE HAS TO WORK LATE. 92 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,618 YEAH, BUT FORGET ABOUT THEM, ARNOLD, 93 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,152 'CAUSE TODAY IS YOUR DAY, YOU GET A GOOD GRIP 94 00:04:04,176 --> 00:04:05,687 ON THAT PUNCH, ALL RIGHT? 95 00:04:05,711 --> 00:04:08,212 ARNOLD, HERE'S TO YOU! 96 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,025 MAY YOU DO BETTER ON YOUR HONEYMOON 97 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:12,983 THAN YOU DID IN ALGEBRA! 98 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,355 UGH. 99 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:24,595 THIS CHERRY SODA'S GREAT. 100 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:30,568 IT NEEDS A LITTLE MORE GARLIC. 101 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:32,280 ANYWAY, ARNOLD, SOON YOU'RE GONNA BE MARRIED, 102 00:04:32,304 --> 00:04:35,740 SO THAT DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN. 103 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,708 OH YEAH, ARNOLD, YOU SEE, UM, 104 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,221 WE FIGURE THAT, UM, THAT WE WAS GONNA 105 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,223 PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP 106 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:42,858 ON YOUR LAST DAYS OF FREEDOM, 107 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:44,560 SO WE TOOK THE LIBERTY TO BORROW YOUR 108 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,650 LITTLE BLACK BOOK. 109 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:47,651 WE WERE GONNA CALL UP A COUPLE OF YOUR 110 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,752 OLD GIRLFRIENDS. 111 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,855 THERE WERE ONLY TWO NUMBERS IN THERE. 112 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:55,926 YEAH, MAN, ONE WAS THUMB SUCKERS HOTLINE. 113 00:04:55,995 --> 00:05:00,264 THE OTHER ONE WAS THE EMERGENCY NIGHTLIGHT SERVICE. 114 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,366 OH, I GET IT! 115 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:06,169 THIS IS JUST LIKE A ARNOLD HORSHACK ROAST. 116 00:05:06,238 --> 00:05:07,571 I LOVE IT! 117 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,573 I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA ROAST YOU, ARNOLD, 118 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,885 BUT WE GOT SOMETHING HERE THAT'S GONNA GET 119 00:05:10,909 --> 00:05:12,409 YOUR BLOOD BOILING. 120 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,811 OOOH, YEAH BOY! 121 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:20,818 - I'M OKAY. - WE GOT YOU. 122 00:05:20,886 --> 00:05:23,554 OKAY, STAND BY WITH THAT MUSIC. 123 00:05:23,622 --> 00:05:25,856 HERE, ARNOLD HORSHACK, THE INCREDIBLE, 124 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,958 THE LOVELY, THE STUPENDOUS, 125 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:31,395 BOMBSHELL OF BROOKLYN, MISS JUANITA. 126 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:37,334 ♪ 127 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:33,023 THIS IS SO FUNNY! 128 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:35,559 HOW DID YOU GUYS THINK THIS UP? 129 00:06:35,627 --> 00:06:36,871 WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A FEW LAUGHS. 130 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:38,707 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'RE GONNA 131 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,232 ALL BE BACHELORS TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 132 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,499 YEAH, YOU KNOW? 133 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,345 AFTER SIX MONTHS OF MARRIAGE TO YOU, 134 00:06:44,369 --> 00:06:46,469 I THINK MARY WILL BE ON EASY STREET... 135 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,740 SCRUBBING BRICKS. 136 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,153 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MARY. 137 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:55,112 SURE, YOU CAN BUY HER A NEW BUCKET EVERY MONTH. 138 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,081 LISTEN, MARY AND I GOT BIG PLANS. 139 00:06:57,149 --> 00:06:58,415 OH YEAH? 140 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,028 MY SISTER HAD BIG PLANS WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED 141 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,418 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 142 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:02,664 IT WAS A GOOD THING HER HUSBAND HAS A CAR, 143 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:06,056 'CAUSE NOW THEY'RE LIVING IN IT. 144 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,991 MARY AND I GOT A NICE PLACE TO LIVE, 145 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,594 WE GOT A GOOD JOB, AND MARY'S VERY GOOD 146 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:11,828 AROUND THE HOUSE. 147 00:07:11,897 --> 00:07:14,498 YEAH, UH-HUH, BUT CAN SHE COOK? 148 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:15,799 YEAH, SURE. 149 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,612 YEAH, UH-HUH, BUT CAN SHE COOK 150 00:07:17,636 --> 00:07:21,038 WITHOUT FOOD? 151 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:22,350 YEAH, WE'LL SEE HOW GOOD SHE CAN COOK 152 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:23,952 WHEN SHE HAS TO BOIL THE SAME CHICKEN 153 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,710 THREE DAYS IN A ROW. 154 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,256 HEY, COME HERE JUAN, YOU BE THE CHICK. 155 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,680 COME HERE. 156 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:31,915 I'M YOU ARNOLD, RIGHT? 157 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,518 CHECK IT OUT. 158 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,220 HELLO MARY! 159 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,689 I'M HOME! 160 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:39,990 BRING ANY FOOD? 161 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,825 NO. 162 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:44,628 BUT I BROUGHT YOU MY HEART. 163 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:48,364 THROW IT IN THE POT, IT'S THE CHICKEN'S DAY OFF. 164 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,383 SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT JUAN REALLY 165 00:07:55,407 --> 00:07:57,185 DRESSED UP LIKE A GIRL AT ARNOLD'S PARTY? 166 00:07:57,209 --> 00:07:59,676 YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM! 167 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,456 YEAH, YEAH, I MAKE A REAL GOOD LOOKING GIRL. 168 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,713 YEAH, I DON'T DOUBT IT. 169 00:08:02,781 --> 00:08:03,892 THREE SAILORS CAME TO OUR HOUSE 170 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,717 LOOKING FOR YOU LAST NIGHT. 171 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:08,052 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 172 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,065 OH, THE GUYS WERE JUST TELLING US ABOUT ARNOLD'S 173 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,621 BACHELOR PARTY. 174 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,724 OH, I HOPE SOMEBODY TOLD HIM WHAT A MISTAKE IT IS 175 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,193 GETTING MARRIED WHILE HE'S STILL IN SCHOOL. 176 00:08:16,261 --> 00:08:17,706 I'D TELL HIM, BUT IN HIS CONDITION 177 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,940 IT'S LIKE TELLING BILLY CARTER 178 00:08:18,964 --> 00:08:22,399 TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. 179 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,478 WHERE IS ARNOLD NOW? 180 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,146 HOME CRAMMING FOR HIS BLOOD TEST? 181 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:28,905 HA-HA-HA-HA! 182 00:08:28,974 --> 00:08:31,975 MR. WOODMAN, WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL? 183 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,188 AFTER ALL, THEY SAID THEY'LL NAME 184 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:34,690 THEIR FIRST CHILD AFTER YOU. 185 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,280 WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND, THAT KID'S GONNA BE FAMOUS. 186 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:38,894 THAT'LL BE THE FIRST HORSHACK 187 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:39,983 BORN IN CAPTIVITY. 188 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,886 HA-HA-HA-HA! 189 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,122 HE'S JUST JEALOUS, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 190 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,624 SEE YOU LATER. 191 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,260 WELL, GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU GONNA COME INSIDE 192 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:51,973 AND JOIN ME OR DO YOU EXPECT THE KNOWLEDGE 193 00:08:51,997 --> 00:08:54,098 TO SEEP OUT UNDER THE DOOR? 194 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,910 NOT ME, IF I GO IN BEFORE THE BELL RINGS, 195 00:08:55,934 --> 00:08:58,769 I GET A NOSE BLEED. 196 00:08:58,837 --> 00:09:01,071 HEY YO, MARY, MARY, MARY. 197 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,484 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT BACHELOR PARTY 198 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:05,508 THAT WE GAVE FOR ARNOLD? 199 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,010 ARNOLD'S GONE. 200 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,489 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONE? 201 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:09,891 - WE SAW HIM LAST NIGHT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 202 00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:11,415 HE JUST LEFT. 203 00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:13,917 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 204 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,697 DID HE SAY ANYTHING BEFORE HE SPLIT? 205 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,121 HE LEFT A NOTE. 206 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,390 BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT. 207 00:09:23,128 --> 00:09:24,394 "DEAR MARY. 208 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,630 I'LL BE BACK WHEN I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU. 209 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:32,236 I DON'T WANT... I DON'T WANT YOU SCRUBBING BRICKS. 210 00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:36,473 I DON'T WANT YOU COOKING WITHOUT FOOD. 211 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,976 NO CHICKEN SHOULD BE BOILED MORE THAN ONCE." 212 00:09:43,815 --> 00:09:45,560 MARY, DID ARNOLD LEAVE ANY KIND OF CLUES 213 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,750 AROUND AT ALL? 214 00:09:46,818 --> 00:09:48,697 HEY LOOK, MARY, DO YOU MIND IF WE CHECK AROUND... 215 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,165 I MEAN, IF WE LOOK AROUND THE PLACE AND STUFF? 216 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,667 WE MIGHT FIND SOMETHING THAT COULD BE A CLUE 217 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,056 TO HELP US FIND HIM. 218 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,125 YOU KNOW, A CASE LIKE THIS, YOU NEVER CAN TELL. 219 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,127 MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND A ROAD MAP 220 00:09:57,195 --> 00:09:59,496 OR A BUS TICKET, OR A SUICIDE NOTE. 221 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,364 SHHH. 222 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:02,577 HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE FAR, 223 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,268 HE ONLY HAD ABOUT 50 CENTS. 224 00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:06,470 COME ON, MARY, LOOK. 225 00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:08,550 IN MY DAY, I GO ALL THE WAY TO CONEY ISLAND, 226 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,808 HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME FOR LESS THAN 50 CENTS. 227 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:15,846 YEAH, BUT YOU WERE TRAVELING WITH AN ORGAN GRINDER. 228 00:10:15,914 --> 00:10:16,847 WE CAN STOP LOOKING. 229 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:17,847 CHECK IT OUT! 230 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,048 WHAT DO YA GOT, FREDDIE? 231 00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:20,228 LOOK AT THIS, YOU SEE WHERE THIS 232 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,929 NEWSPAPER WAS OPENED UP TO, RIGHT? 233 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:23,197 WELL, OBVIOUSLY ARNOLD WAS GONNA CHECK OUT 234 00:10:23,221 --> 00:10:24,688 ONE OF THESE ADS. 235 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,434 FREDDIE, I THINK YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT 236 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,192 RIGHT OVER THERE. 237 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:32,329 ARNOLD HORSHACK HAS GONE AND JOINED THE MARINES. 238 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,865 EXCUSE ME. 239 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:39,202 I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OF MINE. 240 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,005 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OF YOURS, WHAT? 241 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,585 I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OF MINE, ARNOLD. 242 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,043 I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OF MINE, SIR! 243 00:10:46,111 --> 00:10:48,212 OH, YOU TOO? 244 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,647 WELL, MAYBE WE CAN JUST LOOK TOGETHER. 245 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,527 HEY MAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 246 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,140 IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE YOU HIRING THEM PEOPLES 247 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,674 TO GO WORK IN ALASKA? 248 00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:08,465 CAN'T YOU READ, KID? 249 00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:09,733 SIGN SAYS "MEN WANTED." 250 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,901 I CAN SEE IT SAYS... WAIT A MINUTE, JUST HOLD ON! 251 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,103 HEY, LOOK JUNIOR. 252 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,238 JUST COME BACK WHEN YOU GROW UP. 253 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:16,651 HEY LOOK, MAN, I'M TALKING TO YOU BABY. 254 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,819 YOU THINK YOU BAD, YOU GONNA SAY THAT 255 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:22,045 IN FRONT OF MY FACE. 256 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,547 YEAH, UM, I AIN'T LOOKING FOR THE JOB FOR ME. 257 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,261 SEE, I WAS LOOKING FOR A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, 258 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,328 A REAL GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. 259 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,285 - A FRIEND OF YOURS? - THAT'S RIGHT! 260 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:32,823 WELL, UH, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK UNDER SOME OF THESE ROCKS. 261 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:43,333 YOUR MAMA LIVES UNDER ONE OF THEM ROCKS. 262 00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:46,903 AHH! 263 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,150 IT SAYS YOU'RE REALLY GREAT AT FINDING 264 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,239 MISSING PEOPLE. 265 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,908 MY FRIEND, I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD. 266 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,288 OKAY, PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 267 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,679 YOU'LL FIND ANYBODY ANYWHERE FOR $25? 268 00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:56,958 YOU'RE REALLY THAT GOOD? 269 00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,149 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE 270 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,150 I HAVE FOUND? 271 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,362 WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 272 00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,898 IT WOULD? BECAUSE I DON'T MIND. 273 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,321 NORMALLY, I WOULD NOT DO THIS, 274 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:09,025 FOR YOU, I DON'T... I DON'T MIND. 275 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,426 WELL, IT'S AROUND HERE. 276 00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,073 IT IS DEFINITELY AROUND HERE. 277 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:14,264 I WILL FIND IT LATER, ALL RIGHT? 278 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,502 NOW, WHO IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR? 279 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,270 HIS NAME IS ARNOLD HORSHACK. 280 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,639 THIS IS IMPORTANT, I MUST WRITE THIS DOWN. 281 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,642 ALL I NEED IS A PENCIL. 282 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:29,212 JUST A PENCIL TO WRITE THIS DOWN, 283 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,648 AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 284 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:35,819 NOW, I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN. 285 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:40,490 I HAVE A MIND LIKE A STEEL TRAP. 286 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,293 BUT FIRST, WHAT I MUST DO IS CALL THE AIRPORTS, 287 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,695 THE BUS TERMINALS, AND SO ON. 288 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,833 NOW, I HAVE THESE NUMBERS IN MY TELEPHONE BOOK. 289 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,039 I HAD IT HERE. 290 00:12:56,107 --> 00:13:00,877 I SAW IT WHEN I... DON'T HAVE IT. 291 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,750 I WILL CALL INFORMATION. 292 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,786 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A TELEPHONE ON YOU, 293 00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:11,654 WOULD YOU? 294 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,990 I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING. 295 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,437 I KNEW FOR A SECOND THERE. 296 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,360 SOMETIMES I DO THESE THINGS, I'M SORRY. 297 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,840 - I'M LEAVING. - NO, PLEASE! 298 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,931 I HAVE A PHONE, I REMEMBER, I GOT THE BILL. 299 00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:24,334 I REMEMBER, SO I KNOW I HAVE A PHONE. 300 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,703 AND IT IS AROUND HERE, SOME... 301 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,349 WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. 302 00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,307 LO AND BEHOLD. 303 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,255 HERE I FOUND THAT LIST OF PEOPLE I WAS 304 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,111 TELLING YOU ABOUT. 305 00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:36,446 NO, THIS IS NOT THE LIST OF THOSE PEOPLE, 306 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,182 THIS IS THE LIST OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING 307 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:46,022 TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY... LAST NIGHT. 308 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,837 LOOK, I CAN SEE YOU'RE ALL UPSET AND EVERYTHING. 309 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,172 I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET GOING. 310 00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:53,296 BUT FIRST, I INSIST, FOR COMING HERE 311 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,865 AND YOUR TROUBLE, I WANT YOU TO HAVE A CARD. 312 00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:57,734 AND I WANT YOU TO FEEL FREE 313 00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:00,303 TO CALL ME ANY TIME. 314 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,872 I THINK I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER. 315 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:03,873 YOU DO? 316 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,543 WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO ME, PLEASE? 317 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,381 THANK YOU, THIS IS VERY HANDY TO HAVE. 318 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,816 YOUNG MAN, YOUNG MAN, I WANT TO THANK YOU 319 00:14:13,885 --> 00:14:15,663 FOR COMING IN AND SEEING ME TODAY. 320 00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,298 WHENEVER YOU ARE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 321 00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:20,189 9 TO 5 THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN. 322 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,295 MAY I HELP YOU? 323 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,703 HEY LOOK, MARY, WE SORRY, MAN. 324 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,516 WE CHECKED EVERYWHERE AND WE COULDN'T FIND... 325 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,739 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, Y'ALL? 326 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:38,375 DON'T WORRY, GUYS, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 327 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,810 - YES IT WAS. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 328 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,289 WE DID SOMETHING VERY ROTTEN. 329 00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:43,646 WHAT? 330 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,959 REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD THAT BACHELOR PARTY 331 00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,216 AND EVERYTHING? 332 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,551 WELL, WE JUST KINDA KIDDED ARNOLD ABOUT 333 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,486 HOW BAD MARRIAGE IS. 334 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,395 YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST KIDDERS, MARY. 335 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,490 IT JUST ROLLS OFF OUR BACKS, YOU KNOW? 336 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,736 YEAH, I KID EPSTEIN ABOUT HIS LOCKER, 337 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,038 I KID FREDDIE ABOUT HIS LOUSY BASKETBALL... 338 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,182 WE DO IT ALL THE TIME... 339 00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:02,299 WILL YOU STOP IT AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? 340 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,801 LOOK MARY, UM, WE FOUND OUT THAT THERE'S 341 00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,870 SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T KID ABOUT, YOU KNOW? 342 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,605 LIKE MARRIAGE. 343 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:16,079 OR FUNERALS, OR EXECUTIONS, OR... LEPROSY. 344 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,295 SO THAT'S WHAT ARNOLD WAS TALKING ABOUT 345 00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:22,418 IN THAT NOTE? 346 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,687 THE JOKES YOU WERE PLAYING ON HIM? 347 00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,501 DIDN'T YOU REALIZE THAT ARNOLD WAS 348 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,392 SENSITIVE ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS? 349 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,460 MARY, WE JUST WEREN'T THINKING. 350 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,530 YEAH, SOMETIMES WE'RE GOOD AT THAT. 351 00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:34,642 HEY LOOK, MARY, WE DIDN'T WANNA 352 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,466 FOUL THINGS UP. 353 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,846 WE WAS GONNA THROW YOU THE BIGGEST PARTY 354 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,903 THAT BROOKLYN'S EVER SEEN. 355 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,084 IS THIS WHERE THE PAPER WAS OPEN TO 356 00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:45,342 WHEN YOU FOUND IT? 357 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,122 YEAH, WE CHECKED EVERY POSSIBLE LEAD. 358 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,880 BUT HOW ABOUT THIS PAGE? 359 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,916 OH MARY, THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MOVIE ADS. 360 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,384 GO AHEAD WITH THE WEDDING PLANS. 361 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,320 I THINK I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 362 00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,828 HIJACKINGS. 363 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,663 BANK ROBBERIES. 364 00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:10,099 ♪ 365 00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:11,968 KEEP CLEAR! 366 00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:14,203 ARNOLD? 367 00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,105 KEEP CLEAR! 368 00:16:16,174 --> 00:16:18,475 ARNOLD? 369 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,176 - MARY! - ARNOLD! 370 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,445 WILL YOU SHUT UP? 371 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,682 ARNOLD, WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY? 372 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:30,387 BECAUSE THE GUYS WERE RIGHT. POPCORN? 373 00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:34,157 IF I MARRIED YOU, YOU'D BE SCRUBBING FLOORS 374 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,470 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING 375 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,893 TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 376 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:40,062 THE GUYS WERE ONLY KIDDING YOU. 377 00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,109 RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE OUT PLANNING A BEAUTIFUL 378 00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:46,737 WEDDING FOR US. 379 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:47,937 THEY REALLY? 380 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:52,208 THEY'RE THE BEST FRIENDS ANYBODY COULD ASK FOR. 381 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,746 - YEAH, BUT I STILL THINK... - SHHH! 382 00:16:56,814 --> 00:17:00,250 I STILL CAN'T GIVE YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED, MARY. 383 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:04,020 DO YOU THINK I EXPECT YOU TO GIVE ME THINGS? 384 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,189 WELL, SURE. 385 00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:09,059 IF I'M YOUR HUSBAND, I'M SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE FOR YOU. 386 00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,247 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 387 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:14,564 SIT OUT ON THE PORCH AND COUNT BALD EAGLES? 388 00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:15,831 WHAT? 389 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:21,237 ARNOLD, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING. 390 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:25,408 WE'RE GONNA WORK FOR EVERYTHING WE NEED. 391 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,645 TOGETHER. 392 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,491 NO, THE GUYS WERE RIGHT, THIS MARRIAGE IS GONNA 393 00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,482 BE A BIG MISTAKE. 394 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,451 I KNOW MRS. HORSHACK CAN HANDLE ANY PROBLEMS 395 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,987 THAT COME ALONG. 396 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,756 HOW ABOUT MR. HORSHACK? 397 00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,827 WELL, SURE. 398 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:49,132 AS LONG AS HE HAS MRS. HORSHACK BY HIS SIDE. 399 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,567 HE WILL, ARNOLD. 400 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:56,540 ♪ 401 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,774 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 402 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,042 YOU'RE TERRIFIC. 403 00:18:00,111 --> 00:18:05,848 ♪ 404 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,288 HEY, MR. WOODMAN! 405 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,791 WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?! ALL RIGHT! 406 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,025 HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 407 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:17,238 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 408 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,873 WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN A SWEAT HOG GET MARRIED, 409 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:22,399 AND I LOVE FREAK SHOWS. 410 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,300 HEY, MRS. KOTTER! ALL RIGHT! 411 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,268 HEY YOU, MR. KOTTER! ALL RIGHT! 412 00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:29,039 HEY EVERYBODY! HOW WE DOING? 413 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,174 WOULD YOU PUT THIS WITH THE BRIDE'S PRESENTS? 414 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,142 NO PROBLEM. 415 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,144 THIS TOO. DON'T BREAK IT. 416 00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:35,255 YEAH, BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THAT, FREDDIE. 417 00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:36,390 IT'S HARD TO REPLACE THINGS YOU GET 418 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:39,949 OUT OF CEREAL BOXES. 419 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,695 GOSH, THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF FLOWERS. 420 00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:42,952 WHERE'D YOU GET THEM ALL? 421 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,021 I DON'T KNOW. 422 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,856 EPSTEIN WAS IN CHARGE OF THAT. 423 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:54,030 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE HERE? 424 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,368 - IS ARNOLD READY? - ALMOST. 425 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,614 WE'RE READY FOR HIM TO STOP SHAKING 426 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,838 SO WE CAN BUTTON HIS SHIRT. 427 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:02,972 AW, THE POOR KID. 428 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,184 HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO INSIDE AND HAVE 429 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,141 A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM? 430 00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:06,954 MAYBE YOU CAN CALM HIM DOWN. 431 00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,878 MY TALKS ALWAYS PUT HIM TO SLEEP. 432 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,914 THAT'S REALLY CALMED DOWN. 433 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,952 I'LL TALK TO HIM. 434 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,487 HERE WE GO, ARNOLD. 435 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,089 KINDA NERVOUS, AREN'T YOU? 436 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,558 ARNOLD, WHEN I GOT MARRIED, I WAS SO NERVOUS. 437 00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:26,662 WHEN I SAID "I DO" IT HAD 15 SYLLABLES IN IT. 438 00:19:26,731 --> 00:19:30,099 YOU KNOW, GENERALLY I DON'T BELIEVE IN TEENAGER MARRIAGES. 439 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,135 BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING I DO BELIEVE IN. 440 00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,537 I BELIEVE IN LOVE. 441 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,372 LOOK ARNOLD, YOU AND MARY LOVE EACH OTHER. 442 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,842 AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 443 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,777 ARNOLD, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 444 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,415 YOU TIED MY TIE TOO TIGHT. 445 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:49,485 I'LL LOOSEN IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 446 00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:50,631 HEY, THEY'RE ALL SET JUAN. 447 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,855 - START THE MUSIC. - SURE. 448 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,228 MR. MUSIC, IF YOU PLEASE. 449 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:04,167 ♪ 450 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:25,789 ♪ 451 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,613 JUAN, DIDN'T YOU GET A MINISTER? 452 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,047 OH, MR. REVEREND. 453 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:57,987 ♪ 454 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,229 DEARLY BELOVED. 455 00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:08,476 WE HAVE GATHERED HERE TOGETHER TO JOIN 456 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,602 THESE TWO PEOPLE IN MATRIMONY. 457 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,438 IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE WHO CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE 458 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,308 WHY THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER, 459 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:24,180 LET HIM SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD HIS PEACE. 460 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,016 DO YOU MARY TAKE ARNOLD 461 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:32,288 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 462 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,624 I DO. 463 00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:38,294 DO YOU ARNOLD TAKE MARY TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY 464 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,296 WEDDED WIFE? 465 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,137 I DO. 466 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,572 THE RING, PLEASE. 467 00:21:53,511 --> 00:21:54,677 RING! 468 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,678 RING! 469 00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:56,747 RING! 470 00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:59,715 YOU RANG? 471 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,990 HERE IT IS! 472 00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:09,559 PLACE THE RING ON HER FINGER. 473 00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:26,109 BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF NEW YORK 474 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,913 AND MUSICIANS LOCAL 802, 475 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:33,249 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 476 00:22:33,317 --> 00:22:36,919 NOW YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 477 00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:42,859 ♪ 478 00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:58,207 WELL, MRS. HORSHACK, I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME 479 00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,376 FOREVER AND EVER. 480 00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:02,979 THAT'S RIGHT, MR. HORSHACK. 481 00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:06,448 FOREVER. 482 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,950 AND EVER. 483 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,485 AND EVER. 484 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,720 AND EVER. 485 00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,855 SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 486 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:28,805 ♪ 487 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,509 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 488 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:37,313 ♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE YOUR TICKET OUT ♪ 489 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,448 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 490 00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:44,319 ♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪ 491 00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:46,456 ♪ WELL THE NAMES HAVE ALL CHANGED 492 00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:48,625 SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪ 493 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,893 ♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED 494 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,962 AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪ 495 00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:55,164 ♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪ 496 00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:57,077 ♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪ 497 00:23:57,101 --> 00:23:59,134 ♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪ 498 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,304 ♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪ 499 00:24:01,372 --> 00:24:03,339 ♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT 500 00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:05,674 'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪ 501 00:24:05,743 --> 00:24:07,777 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 502 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:12,081 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 503 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,283 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 504 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,120 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 505 00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:20,890 ♪ WE ALWAYS COULD SPOT A FRIEND ♪ 506 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,159 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 507 00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:25,228 ♪ AND I SMILE WHEN I THINK 508 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,864 HOW YOU MUST'VE BEEN ♪ 509 00:24:27,932 --> 00:24:30,066 ♪ AND I KNOW WHAT A SCENE 510 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,202 YOU WERE LEARNIN' IN ♪ 511 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,537 ♪ WAS THERE SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU 512 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,506 COME BACK AGAIN ♪ 513 00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:38,908 ♪ THEN WHAT COULD EVER LEAD YA ♪ 514 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,687 ♪ WHAT COULD EVER LEAD YA ♪ 515 00:24:40,711 --> 00:24:42,612 ♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪ 516 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,114 ♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪ 517 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:46,849 ♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT 518 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,118 'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪ 519 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,221 ♪ WELCOME BACK ♪ 520 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:55,558 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 521 00:24:55,626 --> 00:24:57,861 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 522 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,929 ♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT ♪ 523 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,065 ♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪ 524 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,334 ♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪ 525 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:05,402 ♪ WELCOME... ♪ 34159

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