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- WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S ARNOLD.
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I THINK HE WAS OUT
WITH MARY JOHNSON
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AGAIN LAST NIGHT.
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HERE'S $15 FOR LAST NIGHT.
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HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD CONSIDERING
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WE STARTED SO LATE.
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WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER HERE
FOR FOUR OR FIVE NIGHTS
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IN A ROW NOW.
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WE HAD A LOT TO GET DONE.
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IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE
WAS GOING STEADY.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION
I'VE BEEN GOING STEADY
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WITH YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW.
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HOW COME I'M ALWAYS
THE LAST TO KNOW?
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OH, ARNOLD, I LOVE YOU.
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BUT WHY AM I BEING TRANSFERRED?
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OH, YOUR MOTHER SAYS
YOUR NEW FATHER SWIFTY
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WANTS YOU ALL TO
LIVE IN HIS MOTOR HOME
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BEHIND THE CASINO.
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YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT
ME, MY BROTHER, MY SISTERS
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ARE ALL GONNA HAVE
TO LEAVE BROOKLYN?
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ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE.
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AND NAPOLEON DIED
ON THE SMALL ISLAND
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OF ST. HELENA IN THE YEAR 1821.
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DOES ANYBODY HAVE
ANY QUESTIONS FOR MARY
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ON HER REPORT?
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WAS NAPOLEON
HAPPY IN ST. HELENA?
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HE WAS PROBABLY VERY UNHAPPY,
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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
WANT TO BE THERE.
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MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T
TRY HARD ENOUGH
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TO STAY WHERE HE WANTED TO BE.
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BUT HE MUST'VE KNOWN
THAT I DIDN'T WANT
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HIM TO GO AWAY.
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YOU GUYS GOT THE SAME
BOOK AS EVERYBODY ELSE DOES?
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IT AIN'T IN MY BOOK.
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WHAT WOULD NAPOLEON
DO IF HE DIDN'T GO
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TO ATLANTIC CITY?
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CERTAIN THINGS HAS TO
FIGURE OUT FOR HIMSELF.
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I HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION
FOR YOU, MARY JOHNSON.
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YES, YOUR HIGHNESS?
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
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♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
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SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
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♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
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AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
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♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
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♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
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♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
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♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
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♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
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'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
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'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
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♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪♪
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ANY SIGN OF HORSHACK YET?
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NO, YOU KNOW MAN, I REALLY HOPE
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THEY AREN'T CHICKENING
OUT TO COME TO HIS OWN
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BACHELOR PARTY.
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HERE HE COMES! HERE HE COMES!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, COME ON!
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JUAN, YOU GET READY!
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COME ON, GET READY!
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- COME ON!
- COME ON, JUST GET IN.
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GET INSIDE!
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I GOT YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT IS THIS STUFF ANYWAY, MAN?
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IMITATION WILD CHERRY SODA
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WITH GARLIC AND OLIVE OIL.
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IT WAS VINNIE'S SPAGHETTI PIE.
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IT'S THE ONLY
THING I COULD FIND.
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ANYBODY AT HOME?
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COME ON, ARNOLD,
WE'RE HAVING YOUR
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BACHELOR PARTY!
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WHERE... WHERE'S
JUAN AND VINNIE?
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JUAN WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE
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AND VINNIE CALLED, SAID
HE HAS TO WORK LATE.
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YEAH, BUT FORGET
ABOUT THEM, ARNOLD,
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'CAUSE TODAY IS YOUR
DAY, YOU GET A GOOD GRIP
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ON THAT PUNCH, ALL RIGHT?
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ARNOLD, HERE'S TO YOU!
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MAY YOU DO BETTER
ON YOUR HONEYMOON
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THAN YOU DID IN ALGEBRA!
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UGH.
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THIS CHERRY SODA'S GREAT.
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IT NEEDS A LITTLE MORE GARLIC.
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ANYWAY, ARNOLD, SOON
YOU'RE GONNA BE MARRIED,
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SO THAT DOESN'T LEAVE
MUCH TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN.
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OH YEAH, ARNOLD, YOU SEE, UM,
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WE FIGURE THAT, UM,
THAT WE WAS GONNA
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PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME
FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP
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ON YOUR LAST DAYS OF FREEDOM,
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SO WE TOOK THE
LIBERTY TO BORROW YOUR
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LITTLE BLACK BOOK.
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WE WERE GONNA CALL
UP A COUPLE OF YOUR
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OLD GIRLFRIENDS.
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THERE WERE ONLY
TWO NUMBERS IN THERE.
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YEAH, MAN, ONE WAS
THUMB SUCKERS HOTLINE.
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THE OTHER ONE WAS THE
EMERGENCY NIGHTLIGHT SERVICE.
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OH, I GET IT!
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THIS IS JUST LIKE A
ARNOLD HORSHACK ROAST.
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I LOVE IT!
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I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE
GONNA ROAST YOU, ARNOLD,
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BUT WE GOT SOMETHING
HERE THAT'S GONNA GET
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YOUR BLOOD BOILING.
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OOOH, YEAH BOY!
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- I'M OKAY.
- WE GOT YOU.
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OKAY, STAND BY WITH THAT MUSIC.
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HERE, ARNOLD
HORSHACK, THE INCREDIBLE,
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THE LOVELY, THE STUPENDOUS,
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BOMBSHELL OF
BROOKLYN, MISS JUANITA.
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♪
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THIS IS SO FUNNY!
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HOW DID YOU GUYS THINK THIS UP?
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WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D
HAVE A FEW LAUGHS.
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE
LAST TIME WE'RE GONNA
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ALL BE BACHELORS
TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW?
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AFTER SIX MONTHS
OF MARRIAGE TO YOU,
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I THINK MARY WILL
BE ON EASY STREET...
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SCRUBBING BRICKS.
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I CAN TAKE CARE OF MARY.
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SURE, YOU CAN BUY HER A
NEW BUCKET EVERY MONTH.
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LISTEN, MARY AND
I GOT BIG PLANS.
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OH YEAH?
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MY SISTER HAD BIG PLANS
WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED
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IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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IT WAS A GOOD THING
HER HUSBAND HAS A CAR,
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'CAUSE NOW THEY'RE LIVING IN IT.
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MARY AND I GOT A
NICE PLACE TO LIVE,
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WE GOT A GOOD JOB,
AND MARY'S VERY GOOD
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AROUND THE HOUSE.
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YEAH, UH-HUH, BUT CAN SHE COOK?
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YEAH, SURE.
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YEAH, UH-HUH, BUT CAN SHE COOK
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WITHOUT FOOD?
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YEAH, WE'LL SEE HOW
GOOD SHE CAN COOK
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WHEN SHE HAS TO
BOIL THE SAME CHICKEN
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THREE DAYS IN A ROW.
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HEY, COME HERE
JUAN, YOU BE THE CHICK.
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COME HERE.
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I'M YOU ARNOLD, RIGHT?
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CHECK IT OUT.
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HELLO MARY!
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I'M HOME!
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BRING ANY FOOD?
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NO.
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BUT I BROUGHT YOU MY HEART.
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THROW IT IN THE POT, IT'S
THE CHICKEN'S DAY OFF.
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SO YOU MEAN TO TELL
ME THAT JUAN REALLY
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DRESSED UP LIKE A
GIRL AT ARNOLD'S PARTY?
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YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM!
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YEAH, YEAH, I MAKE A
REAL GOOD LOOKING GIRL.
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YEAH, I DON'T DOUBT IT.
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THREE SAILORS CAME TO OUR HOUSE
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LOOKING FOR YOU LAST NIGHT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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OH, THE GUYS WERE JUST
TELLING US ABOUT ARNOLD'S
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BACHELOR PARTY.
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OH, I HOPE SOMEBODY TOLD
HIM WHAT A MISTAKE IT IS
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GETTING MARRIED WHILE
HE'S STILL IN SCHOOL.
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I'D TELL HIM, BUT
IN HIS CONDITION
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IT'S LIKE TELLING BILLY CARTER
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TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
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WHERE IS ARNOLD NOW?
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HOME CRAMMING
FOR HIS BLOOD TEST?
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HA-HA-HA-HA!
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MR. WOODMAN, WHY
ARE YOU SO CRUEL?
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AFTER ALL, THEY
SAID THEY'LL NAME
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THEIR FIRST CHILD AFTER YOU.
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WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND,
THAT KID'S GONNA BE FAMOUS.
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THAT'LL BE THE FIRST HORSHACK
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BORN IN CAPTIVITY.
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HA-HA-HA-HA!
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HE'S JUST JEALOUS,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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WELL, GENTLEMEN, ARE
YOU GONNA COME INSIDE
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AND JOIN ME OR DO YOU
EXPECT THE KNOWLEDGE
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TO SEEP OUT UNDER THE DOOR?
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NOT ME, IF I GO IN
BEFORE THE BELL RINGS,
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I GET A NOSE BLEED.
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HEY YO, MARY, MARY, MARY.
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THAT BACHELOR PARTY
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THAT WE GAVE FOR ARNOLD?
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ARNOLD'S GONE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONE?
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- WE SAW HIM LAST NIGHT.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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HE JUST LEFT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIM.
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DID HE SAY ANYTHING
BEFORE HE SPLIT?
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HE LEFT A NOTE.
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BUT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT.
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"DEAR MARY.
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I'LL BE BACK WHEN I
CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU.
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I DON'T WANT... I DON'T
WANT YOU SCRUBBING BRICKS.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
COOKING WITHOUT FOOD.
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NO CHICKEN SHOULD BE
BOILED MORE THAN ONCE."
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MARY, DID ARNOLD
LEAVE ANY KIND OF CLUES
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AROUND AT ALL?
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HEY LOOK, MARY, DO YOU
MIND IF WE CHECK AROUND...
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I MEAN, IF WE LOOK AROUND
THE PLACE AND STUFF?
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WE MIGHT FIND SOMETHING
THAT COULD BE A CLUE
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TO HELP US FIND HIM.
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YOU KNOW, A CASE LIKE
THIS, YOU NEVER CAN TELL.
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MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND A ROAD MAP
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OR A BUS TICKET,
OR A SUICIDE NOTE.
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SHHH.
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HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE FAR,
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HE ONLY HAD ABOUT 50 CENTS.
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COME ON, MARY, LOOK.
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IN MY DAY, I GO ALL THE
WAY TO CONEY ISLAND,
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HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
FOR LESS THAN 50 CENTS.
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YEAH, BUT YOU WERE TRAVELING
WITH AN ORGAN GRINDER.
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WE CAN STOP LOOKING.
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CHECK IT OUT!
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WHAT DO YA GOT, FREDDIE?
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LOOK AT THIS, YOU SEE WHERE THIS
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NEWSPAPER WAS
OPENED UP TO, RIGHT?
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY ARNOLD
WAS GONNA CHECK OUT
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ONE OF THESE ADS.
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FREDDIE, I THINK YOU
PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT
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00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,192
RIGHT OVER THERE.
237
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:32,329
ARNOLD HORSHACK HAS
GONE AND JOINED THE MARINES.
238
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,865
EXCUSE ME.
239
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:39,202
I'M LOOKING FOR
A FRIEND OF MINE.
240
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,005
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A
FRIEND OF YOURS, WHAT?
241
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,585
I'M LOOKING FOR A
FRIEND OF MINE, ARNOLD.
242
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,043
I'M LOOKING FOR A
FRIEND OF MINE, SIR!
243
00:10:46,111 --> 00:10:48,212
OH, YOU TOO?
244
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,647
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
JUST LOOK TOGETHER.
245
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,527
HEY MAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
246
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,140
IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE
YOU HIRING THEM PEOPLES
247
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,674
TO GO WORK IN ALASKA?
248
00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:08,465
CAN'T YOU READ, KID?
249
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:09,733
SIGN SAYS "MEN WANTED."
250
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,901
I CAN SEE IT SAYS... WAIT
A MINUTE, JUST HOLD ON!
251
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,103
HEY, LOOK JUNIOR.
252
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,238
JUST COME BACK WHEN YOU GROW UP.
253
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:16,651
HEY LOOK, MAN, I'M
TALKING TO YOU BABY.
254
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,819
YOU THINK YOU BAD,
YOU GONNA SAY THAT
255
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:22,045
IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
256
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,547
YEAH, UM, I AIN'T LOOKING
FOR THE JOB FOR ME.
257
00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:26,261
SEE, I WAS LOOKING FOR
A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,
258
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,328
A REAL GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
259
00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,285
- A FRIEND OF YOURS?
- THAT'S RIGHT!
260
00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:32,823
WELL, UH, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK
UNDER SOME OF THESE ROCKS.
261
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:43,333
YOUR MAMA LIVES UNDER
ONE OF THEM ROCKS.
262
00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:46,903
AHH!
263
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,150
IT SAYS YOU'RE REALLY
GREAT AT FINDING
264
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,239
MISSING PEOPLE.
265
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,908
MY FRIEND, I AM THE
BEST IN THE WORLD.
266
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,288
OKAY, PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
267
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,679
YOU'LL FIND ANYBODY
ANYWHERE FOR $25?
268
00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:56,958
YOU'RE REALLY THAT GOOD?
269
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,149
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
SEE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE
270
00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,150
I HAVE FOUND?
271
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,362
WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
272
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,898
IT WOULD? BECAUSE I DON'T MIND.
273
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,321
NORMALLY, I WOULD NOT DO THIS,
274
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:09,025
FOR YOU, I DON'T...
I DON'T MIND.
275
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,426
WELL, IT'S AROUND HERE.
276
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,073
IT IS DEFINITELY AROUND HERE.
277
00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:14,264
I WILL FIND IT LATER, ALL RIGHT?
278
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:18,502
NOW, WHO IS IT EXACTLY
THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR?
279
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,270
HIS NAME IS ARNOLD HORSHACK.
280
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,639
THIS IS IMPORTANT, I
MUST WRITE THIS DOWN.
281
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,642
ALL I NEED IS A PENCIL.
282
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:29,212
JUST A PENCIL TO
WRITE THIS DOWN,
283
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,648
AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
284
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:35,819
NOW, I DON'T HAVE
TO WRITE IT DOWN.
285
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:40,490
I HAVE A MIND LIKE A STEEL TRAP.
286
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,293
BUT FIRST, WHAT I MUST
DO IS CALL THE AIRPORTS,
287
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,695
THE BUS TERMINALS, AND SO ON.
288
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:49,833
NOW, I HAVE THESE NUMBERS
IN MY TELEPHONE BOOK.
289
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,039
I HAD IT HERE.
290
00:12:56,107 --> 00:13:00,877
I SAW IT WHEN
I... DON'T HAVE IT.
291
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,750
I WILL CALL INFORMATION.
292
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,786
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
HAVE A TELEPHONE ON YOU,
293
00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:11,654
WOULD YOU?
294
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,990
I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING.
295
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,437
I KNEW FOR A SECOND THERE.
296
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,360
SOMETIMES I DO THESE
THINGS, I'M SORRY.
297
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,840
- I'M LEAVING.
- NO, PLEASE!
298
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,931
I HAVE A PHONE, I
REMEMBER, I GOT THE BILL.
299
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:24,334
I REMEMBER, SO I
KNOW I HAVE A PHONE.
300
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,703
AND IT IS AROUND HERE, SOME...
301
00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,349
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
302
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,307
LO AND BEHOLD.
303
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,255
HERE I FOUND THAT
LIST OF PEOPLE I WAS
304
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,111
TELLING YOU ABOUT.
305
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:36,446
NO, THIS IS NOT THE
LIST OF THOSE PEOPLE,
306
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,182
THIS IS THE LIST OF THE
PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING
307
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:46,022
TO MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY... LAST NIGHT.
308
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,837
LOOK, I CAN SEE YOU'RE
ALL UPSET AND EVERYTHING.
309
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,172
I'M GONNA GO AHEAD
AND GET GOING.
310
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:53,296
BUT FIRST, I INSIST,
FOR COMING HERE
311
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,865
AND YOUR TROUBLE, I
WANT YOU TO HAVE A CARD.
312
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:57,734
AND I WANT YOU TO FEEL FREE
313
00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:00,303
TO CALL ME ANY TIME.
314
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,872
I THINK I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER.
315
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:03,873
YOU DO?
316
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,543
WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO ME, PLEASE?
317
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,381
THANK YOU, THIS IS
VERY HANDY TO HAVE.
318
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,816
YOUNG MAN, YOUNG
MAN, I WANT TO THANK YOU
319
00:14:13,885 --> 00:14:15,663
FOR COMING IN AND
SEEING ME TODAY.
320
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,298
WHENEVER YOU ARE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
321
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:20,189
9 TO 5 THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.
322
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,295
MAY I HELP YOU?
323
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,703
HEY LOOK, MARY, WE SORRY, MAN.
324
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,516
WE CHECKED EVERYWHERE
AND WE COULDN'T FIND...
325
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,739
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, Y'ALL?
326
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:38,375
DON'T WORRY, GUYS,
IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
327
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,810
- YES IT WAS.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
328
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,289
WE DID SOMETHING VERY ROTTEN.
329
00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:43,646
WHAT?
330
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:44,959
REMEMBER WHEN WE
HAD THAT BACHELOR PARTY
331
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,216
AND EVERYTHING?
332
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,551
WELL, WE JUST KINDA
KIDDED ARNOLD ABOUT
333
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,486
HOW BAD MARRIAGE IS.
334
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,395
YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE
WERE JUST KIDDERS, MARY.
335
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,490
IT JUST ROLLS OFF
OUR BACKS, YOU KNOW?
336
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,736
YEAH, I KID EPSTEIN
ABOUT HIS LOCKER,
337
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,038
I KID FREDDIE ABOUT
HIS LOUSY BASKETBALL...
338
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,182
WE DO IT ALL THE TIME...
339
00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:02,299
WILL YOU STOP IT AND
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
340
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,801
LOOK MARY, UM, WE
FOUND OUT THAT THERE'S
341
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,870
SOME THINGS YOU JUST
DON'T KID ABOUT, YOU KNOW?
342
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,605
LIKE MARRIAGE.
343
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:16,079
OR FUNERALS, OR
EXECUTIONS, OR... LEPROSY.
344
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,295
SO THAT'S WHAT ARNOLD
WAS TALKING ABOUT
345
00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:22,418
IN THAT NOTE?
346
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,687
THE JOKES YOU
WERE PLAYING ON HIM?
347
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,501
DIDN'T YOU REALIZE
THAT ARNOLD WAS
348
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,392
SENSITIVE ABOUT
ALL THESE THINGS?
349
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,460
MARY, WE JUST WEREN'T THINKING.
350
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,530
YEAH, SOMETIMES
WE'RE GOOD AT THAT.
351
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:34,642
HEY LOOK, MARY, WE DIDN'T WANNA
352
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,466
FOUL THINGS UP.
353
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,846
WE WAS GONNA THROW
YOU THE BIGGEST PARTY
354
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,903
THAT BROOKLYN'S EVER SEEN.
355
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,084
IS THIS WHERE THE
PAPER WAS OPEN TO
356
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:45,342
WHEN YOU FOUND IT?
357
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,122
YEAH, WE CHECKED
EVERY POSSIBLE LEAD.
358
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,880
BUT HOW ABOUT THIS PAGE?
359
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,916
OH MARY, THAT'S JUST
A BUNCH OF MOVIE ADS.
360
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,384
GO AHEAD WITH THE WEDDING PLANS.
361
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,320
I THINK I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
362
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,828
HIJACKINGS.
363
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,663
BANK ROBBERIES.
364
00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:10,099
♪
365
00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:11,968
KEEP CLEAR!
366
00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:14,203
ARNOLD?
367
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,105
KEEP CLEAR!
368
00:16:16,174 --> 00:16:18,475
ARNOLD?
369
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,176
- MARY!
- ARNOLD!
370
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,445
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
371
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,682
ARNOLD, WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?
372
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:30,387
BECAUSE THE GUYS
WERE RIGHT. POPCORN?
373
00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:34,157
IF I MARRIED YOU, YOU'D
BE SCRUBBING FLOORS
374
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,470
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING
375
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,893
TO MAKE ENDS MEET.
376
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:40,062
THE GUYS WERE ONLY KIDDING YOU.
377
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,109
RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE
OUT PLANNING A BEAUTIFUL
378
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:46,737
WEDDING FOR US.
379
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:47,937
THEY REALLY?
380
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:52,208
THEY'RE THE BEST FRIENDS
ANYBODY COULD ASK FOR.
381
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,746
- YEAH, BUT I STILL THINK...
- SHHH!
382
00:16:56,814 --> 00:17:00,250
I STILL CAN'T GIVE YOU ALL
THE THINGS YOU NEED, MARY.
383
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:04,020
DO YOU THINK I EXPECT
YOU TO GIVE ME THINGS?
384
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,189
WELL, SURE.
385
00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:09,059
IF I'M YOUR HUSBAND, I'M
SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE FOR YOU.
386
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,247
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
387
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:14,564
SIT OUT ON THE PORCH
AND COUNT BALD EAGLES?
388
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:15,831
WHAT?
389
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:21,237
ARNOLD, YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING.
390
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:25,408
WE'RE GONNA WORK
FOR EVERYTHING WE NEED.
391
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,645
TOGETHER.
392
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,491
NO, THE GUYS WERE RIGHT,
THIS MARRIAGE IS GONNA
393
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,482
BE A BIG MISTAKE.
394
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,451
I KNOW MRS. HORSHACK
CAN HANDLE ANY PROBLEMS
395
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,987
THAT COME ALONG.
396
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,756
HOW ABOUT MR. HORSHACK?
397
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,827
WELL, SURE.
398
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:49,132
AS LONG AS HE HAS MRS.
HORSHACK BY HIS SIDE.
399
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,567
HE WILL, ARNOLD.
400
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:56,540
♪
401
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,774
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
402
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,042
YOU'RE TERRIFIC.
403
00:18:00,111 --> 00:18:05,848
♪
404
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,288
HEY, MR. WOODMAN!
405
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,791
WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?! ALL RIGHT!
406
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,025
HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
407
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:17,238
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
408
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,873
WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN A
SWEAT HOG GET MARRIED,
409
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:22,399
AND I LOVE FREAK SHOWS.
410
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,300
HEY, MRS. KOTTER! ALL RIGHT!
411
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,268
HEY YOU, MR. KOTTER! ALL RIGHT!
412
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:29,039
HEY EVERYBODY! HOW WE DOING?
413
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,174
WOULD YOU PUT THIS WITH
THE BRIDE'S PRESENTS?
414
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,142
NO PROBLEM.
415
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,144
THIS TOO. DON'T BREAK IT.
416
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:35,255
YEAH, BE VERY CAREFUL
WITH THAT, FREDDIE.
417
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:36,390
IT'S HARD TO REPLACE
THINGS YOU GET
418
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:39,949
OUT OF CEREAL BOXES.
419
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,695
GOSH, THERE SURE
ARE A LOT OF FLOWERS.
420
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:42,952
WHERE'D YOU GET THEM ALL?
421
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,021
I DON'T KNOW.
422
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,856
EPSTEIN WAS IN CHARGE OF THAT.
423
00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:54,030
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS ONE HERE?
424
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:58,368
- IS ARNOLD READY?
- ALMOST.
425
00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,614
WE'RE READY FOR
HIM TO STOP SHAKING
426
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,838
SO WE CAN BUTTON HIS SHIRT.
427
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:02,972
AW, THE POOR KID.
428
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,184
HONEY, WHY DON'T
YOU GO INSIDE AND HAVE
429
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,141
A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM?
430
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:06,954
MAYBE YOU CAN CALM HIM DOWN.
431
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,878
MY TALKS ALWAYS
PUT HIM TO SLEEP.
432
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,914
THAT'S REALLY CALMED DOWN.
433
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,952
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
434
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,487
HERE WE GO, ARNOLD.
435
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,089
KINDA NERVOUS, AREN'T YOU?
436
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,558
ARNOLD, WHEN I GOT
MARRIED, I WAS SO NERVOUS.
437
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:26,662
WHEN I SAID "I DO" IT
HAD 15 SYLLABLES IN IT.
438
00:19:26,731 --> 00:19:30,099
YOU KNOW, GENERALLY I DON'T
BELIEVE IN TEENAGER MARRIAGES.
439
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,135
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING I DO BELIEVE IN.
440
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:34,537
I BELIEVE IN LOVE.
441
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,372
LOOK ARNOLD, YOU AND
MARY LOVE EACH OTHER.
442
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,842
AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
443
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,777
ARNOLD, WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
444
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,415
YOU TIED MY TIE TOO TIGHT.
445
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:49,485
I'LL LOOSEN IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
446
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:50,631
HEY, THEY'RE ALL SET JUAN.
447
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,855
- START THE MUSIC.
- SURE.
448
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,228
MR. MUSIC, IF YOU PLEASE.
449
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:04,167
♪
450
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:25,789
♪
451
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,613
JUAN, DIDN'T YOU GET A MINISTER?
452
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,047
OH, MR. REVEREND.
453
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:57,987
♪
454
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,229
DEARLY BELOVED.
455
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:08,476
WE HAVE GATHERED
HERE TOGETHER TO JOIN
456
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,602
THESE TWO PEOPLE IN MATRIMONY.
457
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,438
IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE
WHO CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE
458
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,308
WHY THESE TWO SHOULD
NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER,
459
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:24,180
LET HIM SPEAK NOW OR
FOREVER HOLD HIS PEACE.
460
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,016
DO YOU MARY TAKE ARNOLD
461
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:32,288
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED HUSBAND?
462
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,624
I DO.
463
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:38,294
DO YOU ARNOLD TAKE
MARY TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
464
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,296
WEDDED WIFE?
465
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,137
I DO.
466
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,572
THE RING, PLEASE.
467
00:21:53,511 --> 00:21:54,677
RING!
468
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,678
RING!
469
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:56,747
RING!
470
00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:59,715
YOU RANG?
471
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,990
HERE IT IS!
472
00:22:07,058 --> 00:22:09,559
PLACE THE RING ON HER FINGER.
473
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:26,109
BY THE POWER VESTED IN
ME BY THE STATE OF NEW YORK
474
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,913
AND MUSICIANS LOCAL 802,
475
00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:33,249
I NOW PRONOUNCE
YOU MAN AND WIFE.
476
00:22:33,317 --> 00:22:36,919
NOW YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
477
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:42,859
♪
478
00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:58,207
WELL, MRS. HORSHACK, I
GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
479
00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,376
FOREVER AND EVER.
480
00:23:00,444 --> 00:23:02,979
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. HORSHACK.
481
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:06,448
FOREVER.
482
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,950
AND EVER.
483
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,485
AND EVER.
484
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,720
AND EVER.
485
00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,855
SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
486
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:28,805
♪
487
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:33,509
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
488
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:37,313
♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
489
00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:39,448
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
490
00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:44,319
♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
491
00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:46,456
♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
492
00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:48,625
SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
493
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,893
♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
494
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:52,962
AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
495
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:55,164
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
496
00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:57,077
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
497
00:23:57,101 --> 00:23:59,134
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
498
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,304
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
499
00:24:01,372 --> 00:24:03,339
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT
500
00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:05,674
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
501
00:24:05,743 --> 00:24:07,777
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
502
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:12,081
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
503
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,283
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
504
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,120
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
505
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:20,890
♪ WE ALWAYS COULD
SPOT A FRIEND ♪
506
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,159
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
507
00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:25,228
♪ AND I SMILE WHEN I THINK
508
00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,864
HOW YOU MUST'VE BEEN ♪
509
00:24:27,932 --> 00:24:30,066
♪ AND I KNOW WHAT A SCENE
510
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,202
YOU WERE LEARNIN' IN ♪
511
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,537
♪ WAS THERE
SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU
512
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,506
COME BACK AGAIN ♪
513
00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:38,908
♪ THEN WHAT COULD EVER LEAD YA ♪
514
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,687
♪ WHAT COULD EVER LEAD YA ♪
515
00:24:40,711 --> 00:24:42,612
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
516
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,114
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
517
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:46,849
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT
518
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,118
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
519
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,221
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
520
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:55,558
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
521
00:24:55,626 --> 00:24:57,861
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
522
00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,929
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT ♪
523
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,065
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
524
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,334
♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT
HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
525
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:05,402
♪ WELCOME... ♪
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