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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Coming!
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Felipe!
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Jefe! Come on in!
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Oh, thank you.
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Good to see you again.
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Good to see you,
too. Long time no see.
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Si. A long time.
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Won't you sit down?
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Fantastico couch.
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Well.
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How's everything
down at Angelino's?
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Oh... is not the same.
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Not like when you
were the head chef.
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Oh... Is much better.
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Is just a little joke. Yeah.
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So, listen. Everything
is good with you, yes?
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Oh, yeah. And you?
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How's the family?
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Oh... you don't want to know.
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Oh. Okay.
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You don't want to know?
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Well, of course. What's
the matter, Felipe?
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My cousin from Mexico
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needs a place to stay
for just a few days.
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Gee, you know, I'd
love to help... Oh!
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Jefe! I knew I
could count on you!
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No. I can't put up your cousin.
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No. Felipe... Wait!
No! It's not possible!
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First, there's not enough
room for him here.
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Second, it wouldn't be
fair to Janet and Terri.
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And, third... Ah! My cousin.
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She can't stay more
than three days.
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Four, tops. A week at the most.
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Si, si.
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Si. Yes.
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Si, si.
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Merci.
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Okay?
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I told her, be a good girl.
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Well, you didn't
have to tell her that.
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No, I mean I can
see that she's a...
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a-a very good girl.
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Oh, ho-ho. Thank you, Jefe.
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You're welcome. You
know, you are a great friend.
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Well? Hasta la bye-bye!
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Come in. Come in.
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Well, well, well, well.
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Welcome to my apartment.
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Mi apartment.
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Me, Maria.
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No, no, no.
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I'm Jack. This is my apartment.
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You do speak English.
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Yes? Oh, good. Because
I wouldn't wanna spend
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the whole night telling
you how lovely you are,
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if you didn't understand
a word I said.
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You don't speak English.
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Yes?
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Okee-dokee.
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Well, let me just...
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I'll take this from
you, and then, uh...
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I think you'll be
sleeping in this...
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You wanna come? Over here?
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This is la bedrooma, here.
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See, it's got
everything you need.
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Pillows. El
mattress. Very firmo.
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Right there. And, of course,
in here is la closetoria.
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I'll just be getting these,
because I'll be out on the sofa.
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If you're gonna
be here, I've... so...
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I guess I'll be going, unless...
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you want me for anything.
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That's what I thought. Okay.
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Well, I'll be out
there if you...
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Good night.
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Mmm.
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Jack?
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Jack? Hmm?
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Huh?
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Dulces? Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh, lordy.
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Mmm.
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Wait. I can't go in there.
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What if Janet and
Terri come home?
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Well, see, uh...
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How can I make you understand.
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Larry's Spanish dictionary.
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I'll go... I'm going upstairs
to get a dictionario.
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So I can... we can...
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Look. You just hang on.
I'll be right backo. Okay?
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Hang on. One second.
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Just forget it.
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Boy, you sure are a poor sport.
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Look. That's the last time
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I'm gonna play
doubles tennis with you.
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But, Janet... Those
were very cute guys.
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We coulda had dates with
them, if you woulda let 'em win.
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Well, I'm sorry. I don't
usually play that well.
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Well... did you have to jump
over the net after we beat 'em?
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Oh, yeah.
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Poor Bob.
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Yeah. What a place to kick him.
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Poor, poor Bob.
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So here we are. No dates.
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I don't think Bob will be
going out tonight, either.
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Not with that swollen ankle.
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I'm just gonna go put this
racket away in Jack's room.
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Aah! No!
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No no no no. Don't
bother to get up.
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I'm-I'm so sorry.
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Janet!
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Janet, Janet, Janet!
What, what, what?
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There's somebody
sleeping in Jack's bed.
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Terri. Did you leave
the porridge out again?
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There's a woman
sleeping in Jack's bed.
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Terri, come on. You
are seeing things.
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And so am I.
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Hi. We don't mean
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to disturb you,
but... Who are you?
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Yeah. Maria?
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We're all set. There's
nothing standing in our...
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Whu...? Jack!
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Hi, Terri. Hi, Janet.
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I didn't really... I thought...
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So? What's she doing in there?
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Just wait a minute.
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Before you start thinking
what you're thinking,
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I know what you're thinking.
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Maria happens to
be Felipe's cousin,
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and he asked me to
put her up for a few days.
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Oh, sure, Jack.
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Why didn't she tell us that?
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Because she can't speak English.
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That's why I borrowed
this Spanish dictionary.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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So, if you two girls
will excuse me,
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I'm gonna make
myself some hot cocoa
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before I go to sleep on
that hard, lumpy sofa.
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Maria? Can I come in?
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Yes.
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At last, we're...
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all together again!
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How you doin'?
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Hello there, Jack.
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We're all outta cocoa.
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So I thought I'd, uh...
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We were just teaching
Maria some English.
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Yes, Maria.
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Tell Jack the new
word that you learned.
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No.
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Well... Good morning.
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Hey! Your English has
improved over the last few days.
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I said your English
has... never mind.
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Lemme help you with this.
See, it's all in the wrists.
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You wanna make sure you get
every bit. And go away from the sides...
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Jack!
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Look. I was just demonstrating
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kitchen skills to
uh, uh... Maria.
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Yeah. Uh, Maria?
Pass the salt, please?
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Oh. Uh, uh...
Pasame el, el zapato.
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El zapato?
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Si. El zapato. Pronto, pronto.
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That means, "hurry, hurry".
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Okay.
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Gracias...
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What's this?
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That's a zapato, dummy.
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Okay. I was finished
with it, anyway.
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Zapato? Hmm...
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Maria? We are really going
to miss you when you go.
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Oh. Jack? Help. Oh, uh...
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We... nosotros...
Nosotros... Um...
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Nosostros... extranar...
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Nosotros extranar you.
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Oh, excuse me. Hi, Maria.
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What's the matter with her?
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I don't know. Let's go find out.
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Maria?
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Que es su problema?
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Whoa.
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Slow down a minute.
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Mexico. Uh. Uh, Mexico...
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Oh, no... Poor Maria.
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Here it is. M-E-X-I... Jack...
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Maria just told us
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that her fiancé broke
off their engagement
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at the very last minute.
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He did?
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She came here to
start a whole new life.
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How do you girls know this?
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Jack. You don't have
to speak Spanish
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to know what's in
a woman's heart.
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Well, what else
did her heart say?
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She's gotta go back to Mexico.
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And she doesn't want to.
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Well, maybe she doesn't have to.
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Oh, what choice
does she have, Jack?
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She has no money, no job...
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She would if I gave
her one in my restaurant.
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Huh? Would you do that?
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Talk to me. Ohh!
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Oh, look what time it is.
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Janet, you and I
have gotta go to work.
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I'll see you girls later. Later!
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Bye-bye!
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Bye, Maria! Bye-bye.
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Maria? How would you like it
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if I fixed it so you didn't
have to go to Mexico?
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No. No Mexico.
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You stay here.
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Yeah. Aqui. With me.
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Yeah! Yeah. See,
you'll work for me.
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You'll clean for me.
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You'll cook for me.
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Yeah, right! Casar conmigo!
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Oh... You said it.
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Oh, boy. I should have
thought of this sooner.
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Listen...
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You can start tonight, alright?
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That's it.
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Felipe!
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Jefe! Come on in.
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Maria!
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Mmm. Mmm.
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So listen. How is
my little cousin doing?
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Ask her yourself. I'll go
make us some coffee.
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So?
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You kidding? He has
asked you to marry him?
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Si.
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That's fantastico!
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Hey, Felipe? Do you
want cream in your coffee?
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Ehh... Jefe!
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Actually, it's
only half-and-half.
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Heh. Maria has told
me the good news.
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Okay. Gracias.
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Oh...
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Hasta luego. Bye-bye.
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She's so sweet.
Where's she going?
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She is going to the
Office of Immigration.
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Thanks to you, jefe, she
can stay in the country.
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Oh... Oh, jefe. I promise you.
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You will not be
disappointed with Maria.
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I'm sure I won't be.
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Even though she doesn't
have much experience.
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Is that not what you want?
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00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,646
No! Uh... oh?
264
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:12,550
See, what I'll do is, I'll try
her out first in the kitchen.
265
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:19,323
Then, if she's any good, I'll see
what she can do in the dining room.
266
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,724
What?
267
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,405
Well, you know. We gotta
start somewhere, Felipe!
268
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,642
But don't worry. If she doesn't
know what to do, I'll teach her.
269
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,512
And if I don't have time, I'll
get someone else to teach her.
270
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,737
Whoa! Hey hey hey hey!
271
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,139
You are not marrying Maria!
272
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,307
Me, marry Maria?
273
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,509
Never! Never!
274
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,424
Maria must have
thought... wait a minute!
275
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,260
Felipe! You don't understand!
276
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,216
I don't understand!
Don't understand!
277
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,562
What's eatin' him?
278
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,473
He thinks I proposed.
279
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,707
No wonder he was in a
hurry to get outta here.
280
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,511
Not to him. To his
cousin, Maria, Mr. Furley.
281
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,925
It's just a big mistake.
282
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,248
You're tellin' me!
283
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,686
I dunno. I...
284
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,655
I guess I'm gonna
have to explain to Maria
285
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,858
that it was just a big,
big misunderstanding.
286
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,871
Yeah. That's the
best thing, Jack.
287
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,615
Too bad, though.
288
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,700
Mexico would have
been perfect for you. Huh?
289
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,269
Well, if there's one thing
they love down there,
290
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,670
it's a gay caballero.
291
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,352
That sounds pretty good to me.
292
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,354
Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack.
293
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,990
So did you offer Maria the job?
294
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,135
Uh-huh. And?
295
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:03,227
And she expects me to marry her.
296
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,830
Had to throw in a bonus, huh?
297
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,532
Terry, I'm not kidding.
298
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,002
She really expects
me to marry her.
299
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,370
Well, how did that happen?
300
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,372
I guess when I
offered her the job,
301
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,741
she must have
thought I was proposing
302
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:21,245
Oh, no! Poor... Maria!
303
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,746
Hello there.
304
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,050
Hello, I'm Mr. Sanchez from
the Department of Immigration.
305
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,352
Oh, yes. Please come
in. Come in Mr. Sanchez
306
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,155
Thank you. Thank you very much.
307
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,790
What can we do for you, sir?
308
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:36,594
Miss Gomez has indicated to us
that she plans to be married and I...
309
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,995
Married?
310
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,331
Maria, you're getting married!
Oh, Maria, congratulations.
311
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,335
That means that you
can stay in the country.
312
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,803
That's the law.
313
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,774
A toast, to Maria
and her new husband.
314
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,709
And where is Mr. Tripper?
315
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,150
I'm Jack Tripper.
316
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,485
Jack? Shh.
317
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,388
Uh, Mr. Tripper. You'll
have to forgive my intruding.
318
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,825
In my line of work you
run into a lot of cheaters.
319
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,293
Cheaters?
320
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,240
By the way, what
happens to them?
321
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,697
They go to jail.
322
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:16,000
So, according to Maria,
you are to be married.
323
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,235
What's going on here?
324
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,248
Uh, it's a little
complicated... Jack?
325
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,850
Just finish your drink.
Finish your drink.
326
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,718
Mr. Sanchez, uh, look.
327
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,953
Uh... about my marrying Maria.
328
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:29,614
Mm-hmm...
329
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,617
What'd she say?
330
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,851
She says you're a saint,
331
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,159
that if it hadn't been for you,
332
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,187
she would've thrown
herself off the nearest bridge.
333
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,724
Now, what were you
saying about marrying Maria?
334
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,192
Do you know a good caterer?
335
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,835
Very gross.
336
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,537
I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!
337
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,150
I'm... I'm really so sorry,
338
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,186
but, um, could you excuse
us for a second, please?
339
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,387
Forgive me! I'm so sor... oh!
340
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,712
Janet has got to learn
not to shoot her mouth off.
341
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,082
Yes. Uh... may I use
your bathroom, please?
342
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,151
Please, Mr. Sanchez.
343
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,729
Right through
there, Mr. Sanchez.
344
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,833
Thank you very much. So sorry.
345
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,157
Filipo!
346
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,926
Oh... man! Well, Manuel?
347
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,161
I hope you have
not arrived too late.
348
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,396
Now, I want you to go up there
349
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,532
and fight for... For
the woman you love.
350
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,533
Que?
351
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,604
El gringo!
352
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,839
Ah! Ah.
353
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,074
Aahh!
354
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,220
Aaahh!
355
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,546
Manuel! Manuel! Basta!
356
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,655
Not that gringo.
357
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,724
That gringo.
358
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,225
Ah! Ah.
359
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,564
Uh... gracias, kimosabe.
360
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,112
Muy bien. Muy bien.
361
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,176
Aaahh!
362
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,513
He must be lookin' for Jack.
363
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,910
Oh, now don't you
worry about a thing.
364
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,857
Everything's
going to be all right.
365
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,614
Okay, Maria?
366
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,049
Okay, now.
367
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,585
Honest. Don't you worry.
368
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,222
Well! Hello!
369
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,701
Manuel! Maria!
370
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:26,330
Maria.
371
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,066
Yo? I see. Mmm!
372
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,036
Maria... No. Manuel. Manuel. No!
373
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,037
Manuel.
374
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,172
Maria...
375
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,908
You mean that...
that... that Maria
376
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,089
thought you were
asking her to marry you?
377
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,313
Yes! And if that
guy from immigration
378
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,514
thinks Maria's lyin' to him,
379
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,282
they're gonna drag
that poor girl off.
380
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,462
Oh, Jack, Come on.
381
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,430
Nobody's gonna
drag that poor girl off.
382
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,621
Now, Come on. We've
got to go out there
383
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,501
and tell the truth. You think?
384
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,805
Yes.
385
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,037
Oh, my God! So they're not
386
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,571
gonna drag her off,
huh? Wait a minute!
387
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,262
Stop! You're not going anywhere
388
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,830
with the woman I love!
389
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,101
You see that? We
love each other!
390
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,714
Does that satisfy you?
391
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,738
It most certainly does.
392
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,539
Uh, congratulations,
you two. Good-bye.
393
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,618
Hey. wait a minute.
394
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,707
Don't forget to take
395
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,944
your orangutan
partner here with you.
396
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,645
Oh, he's not with me.
397
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,013
He's not with you?
398
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,242
Nope.
399
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,953
Who are you, sir?
400
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,323
This is Maria's fiancé.
401
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,559
Oh. Pleased to meet you.
402
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,109
Manuel... Stop him! Stop him!
403
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,293
Jack doesn't want to marry her!
404
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:43,641
Manuel! Manuel! Basta!
405
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,243
Hold the phone, buster!
406
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,278
Wait a minute.
407
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,255
Okay?
408
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,027
Okay!
409
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,195
Okay.
410
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,424
Okay!
411
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:12,248
Well, thank you to
me, everything is okay.
412
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,272
Uh... uh, Jack, um...
413
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,484
Maria... you... uh, listen.
414
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,586
You don't have to say anything.
415
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,754
'Cause if you did
416
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,512
I probably wouldn't
understand it anyway.
417
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,047
Mira, muchas gracias
por todo. Okay?
418
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,215
Hey, listen, I...
419
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,201
Let... thank you.
Yes. I was going
420
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,492
to ask you to...
421
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,027
I'm just gonna say good-bye
to the woman. Do you mind?
422
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,096
Gohhh...
423
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,665
Maria, I really
enjoyed meeting you,
424
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,733
and have a nice tr... trip.
425
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,515
Oh, Maria...
426
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:49,406
Uh-huh. My... Muchas gracias.
427
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,407
Hasta luego.
428
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,408
Bye-bye.
429
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,409
Bye-bye.
430
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,411
Bye-bye.
431
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:58,415
Good luck!
432
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,916
Bye-bye.
433
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,286
Ohhh... jefe!
434
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,990
Shame. Shame,
shame, shame, shame.
435
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,793
Filipe, it was a
misunderstanding.
436
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,506
When I offered Maria
the job at the restaurant,
437
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,430
she thought I was proposing.
438
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,867
Oh, jefe, that make
me feel so much better!
439
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:17,936
I'm glad.
440
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,414
Because I have another cousin
441
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,637
who came with Manuel
442
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,806
who has no place to stay.
443
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,807
Really?
444
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:24,808
Forget it, Jack.
445
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:25,809
No way.
446
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:26,878
Oh, that's too bad.
447
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,812
I think you would
like my cousin.
448
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:29,813
No! No!
449
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,982
Oh, okay. Ah. Roberto.
450
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,283
My cousin.
451
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,088
No way, Filipe!
452
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,190
Shut up, Jack! Shut up, Jack!
453
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,366
Oh. Sorry.
454
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:50,946
Sorry, Roberto. I, uh,
455
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,748
didn't know that you
were in the shower.
456
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,973
We just wanted to make
sure you had clean towels.
457
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,477
Get out here!
What are you doin'?
458
00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:04,755
Well, after all, I am a nurse.
459
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,784
Ohh!
460
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:07,996
Besides, he was behind
the shower curtain.
461
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,586
I know. But isn't he gorgeous?
462
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,655
Whoo!
463
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,967
And with Jack at
work, we have him
464
00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,235
to ourselves the
rest of the evening.
465
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,370
Whoo! I know, I know.
466
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:18,261
Terri, whoever that
is, get rid of 'em.
467
00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:19,262
Get rid of 'em!
468
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:20,542
Get rid of 'em, get rid of 'em,
469
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,998
get rid of' em.
470
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,000
♪ Hi, Mr. Furley ♪
471
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,280
Hi, girls. Hello.
472
00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:26,464
I just came up to see
473
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,517
if Maria and Jack
are still gettin' married.
474
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,640
No, no, no, Mr. Furley.
475
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:30,752
Everything's all
straightened out now.
476
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,220
Good night, Mr. Furley.
477
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,712
You know... I had a
Spanish girlfriend once.
478
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:38,849
Mr. Furley, I, uh...
A real Latin spitball.
479
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,754
Don't you mean a "spitfire"?
480
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,743
Who's tellin' this story?
481
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,737
Anyway, this
little senorita and I
482
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,329
were at the Half Peso Cantina
down on the border one night,
483
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:56,266
when... Buenos nochas.
484
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:01,538
Mr. Furley...
485
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,240
Janet, you're interupting
the story again!
486
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:07,811
Now, where was
I? Darn! I forgot.
487
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,547
You can't tell a story
when people keep buttin' in
488
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,716
like that all the time.
489
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,562
By the way, that Maria
490
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,786
is one of the homliest
women I ever saw.
491
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,071
Aah! Ahh!
492
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,335
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493
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,584
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