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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ Come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪
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♪ Where the kisses are
hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ Take a step that is new ♪
♪ Take a step that is new ♪
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♪ We've a loveable space
that needs your face ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ You'll see that
life is a ball again ♪
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♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ Three's company too ♪
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Well!
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I gotta get going.
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Oh, I wish
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I didn't have to
go to work tonight.
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And I wish...
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I wish I didn't have
to go out tonight, Terri.
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I'm so tired, I
could just collapse.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Bob. You
ready for tonight?
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Y... Huh?
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What?
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What do you mean,
you can't? You promised!
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Well...
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Sure. Yeah.
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Well, those things happen.
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Yeah.
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Oh, sure, I understand.
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Okay, bye.
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Rat fink.
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What's the matter?
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Now you can go straight to bed.
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No, I can't.
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I got to go out with Mr. Hagen.
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He's this big boss
from the main office.
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He's a real lech.
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I thought Bob was your date.
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Hm-mm. My bodyguard.
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I was gonna try and pass him off
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as my cousin from out of town.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Now I got to go out by myself
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with the human octopus.
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Gee, there must be
somebody else around
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who's nice.
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Nice? Terri, at this point,
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I would settle for breathing.
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Oh, hi!
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We were just talking about you.
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Well, Jack told me
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your bathroom
faucet was leaking.
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Oh, no, Mr. Furley.
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It's the kitchen faucet.
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Oh, well, that's just dandy.
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I bought the wrong washer.
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They're 12 cents
apiece, you know.
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Wait. Janet, didn't you want
to ask Mr. Furley something?
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No. No. No.
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Janet wants to ask you
something, Mr. Furley.
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Well, he is breathing.
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Uh, yeah,
Mr. Furley, I, uh, uh...
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Yeah, I suppose you're
all booked up tonight.
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Well, it is a Friday night.
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You know Ralph Furley.
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See? He's not doing anything.
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You two have fun.
I'll leave you alone.
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Terri! Uh...
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Uh... okay.
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Mr. Furley,
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how would you like to
go out with me tonight
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to a very expensive restaurant,
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for some wining and some dining,
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maybe some dancing?
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Expensive?
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Won't cost you a cent.
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Oh. Well, as I was about to say,
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money's no object.
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Then you'll go?
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Wild horses couldn't
keep me away.
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Do they charge for parking?
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Mr. Furley, don't
worry about it.
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Mr. Hagen will
pay for everything.
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Oh, good. Mr. Hagen?
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Yeah. He's the other
man we'll be meeting.
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There'll be three of us.
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Three of us? You mean
you and me and another guy?
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Yeah. You see, Mr. Furley...
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Oh, I see, all right.
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You just want me along
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to make this other guy jealous.
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J-Jealous?
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I know what you're up to.
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You want to flaunt
me in front of him.
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Ralph Furley, sex object.
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Mr. Furley, you
don't understand.
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Well, no siree bob.
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You're not using me to
break another man's heart.
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Hi, Mr. Furley.
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Washers don't grow
on trees, you know.
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What?
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Ah-choo!
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Bless you. Oh, brother.
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Jack, what are you
doing home so early?
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I had to leave work.
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I've got this terrible cold.
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That's wonderful! What?
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Jack, I haven't
got time to explain.
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You have to go
on a date with me.
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Janet, I'm sick!
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Oh, poor Jack.
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Jack, please, please?
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I only need you for
a couple of hours.
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I may not last that long.
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Oh, please, Jack!
Please, please...
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Okay, okay, I'll go.
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But you'll be sorry.
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I'll be sitting
there like a twerp...
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A very sick twerp.
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Oh, Jack... Ah-choo!
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Aah!
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So... Now, get this...
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So the drunk says, "Hey, lady,
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I was talking to the duck."
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That's very, very...
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"I was talking to the duck."
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Why don't you,
uh, drink up, Jack?
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You're falling behind.
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Oh. Are you sure these
are good for my cold?
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Hey, would I lie to you?
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Jack, you don't look so good.
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Maybe we should...
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Maybe we should
put him in a taxi
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and send him home, huh?
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No! No, he's fine.
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He... It's just this little
teeny case of the sniffles.
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Ah-choo!
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See?
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Uh, see? Here he is.
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There you go, Jack.
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Well, anyway, as I
was saying, Mr. Hagen,
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last month at the shop,
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we were able to
increase our gross
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by about... oh, my. Oh,
let's forget all that, Janet.
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Come on, now.
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A pretty girl like
you should learn
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how to mix business
with pleasure.
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Right, Jack?
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Right, Mr. Pagan.
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It's Hagen!
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You're the boss, you're
the boss, you're the boss.
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Here we go.
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One Rum Collins,
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and two more Bangkok Bangers.
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I just love your
Bangkok Bangers.
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Jack, you'd better take it easy.
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Those rum drinks
are really potent.
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They're just as
impo'tant as your drink.
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Would you like to dance?
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No, thanks, but why
don't you ask Janet?
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I'm sick, Janet.
I told you before.
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Janet, what do you say
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we trip the light fantastic?
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Oh, well, as a matter of fact...
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She'd love to. Jack... Aah!
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I don't see what's so potent
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about these drinks.
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♪ Shine on ♪
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♪ Shine on harvest moon ♪
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♪ Up in the sky ♪
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Way up in the sky!
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♪ I ain't had no lovin' ♪
Thank you very much
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for helping me with my cousin.
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Don't mention it. Jack!
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Well, uh, thank you
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for a very interesting evening.
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Yeah, well, it's not over yet.
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Right, right. It'll
never be over.
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It's just going to live
on in my heart forever.
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Good night, and thank you!
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What a night. I'm exhausted.
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Pleased to meet you. I'm Jack.
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Oh, Jack, stop.
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Let's dance!
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Jack, don't.
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Jack, please. Oh,
Jack, you're drunk.
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Jack, you are really drunk.
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
Jack... Jack...
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I can walk away from it. Jack.
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I can hardly keep my eyes open.
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Go like this.
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I am going to bed,
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and I think you should
do the exact same thing.
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Good night, Jack.
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♪ Good night Janet ♪
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♪ Good night Janet ♪
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♪ Goo... ♪
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Wait a minute.
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Come here.
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Don't push!
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Oh, no.
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Go around me!
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Hyah!
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Oh...
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Good night, Jack.
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Get up! Yaah!
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Get up! Jack! Jack. Jack.
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I'm blind, Janet! I can't see!
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Aah! Jack.
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Jack, Jack, Jack.
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Good night, Janet.
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No, no, no. Jack, Jack,
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you are not going to
fall asleep in my bed.
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Not with you yelling like that.
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Get up. Just get up
and get out of here.
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Come on. Get in your...
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Oh, Jack, wait a
minute. Be careful.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, goodness.
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What's that?
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It's a family heirloom.
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Looks like a vase to me.
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It is, silly,
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but it's very, very special one.
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Huh? It belonged
to my grandmother.
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She just sent it to me.
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Let me see it.
Oh, no! Forget it.
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I'm not gonna go to bed
unless you let me see it!
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Jack, please!
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Nooo.
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Okay. Okay!
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Okay, but you be careful.
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It is very delicate.
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And it's light. Yeah, it is.
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And airy. Whoo!
Oh, no, Jack! No!
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Jack, don't do that!
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Now look what you've done.
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I promise I'll never
touch it again.
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Just shut up and go to bed.
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I'm gonna shut up
and go to bed, Janet.
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Jack, get up!
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Get up and get out
of my bed, please!
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I'm so tired! Jack!
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Never mind, Jack.
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I'll just go and
sleep in your room.
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No, Janet, don't
leave me! Oh, Jack!
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I don't feel hot. I
don't feel too hot.
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Jack, please. I
gotta get some rest.
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Me too. Will you sing
me a lullabye, please?
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Forget it!
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Oh, sure, Janet. After I
go out with you tonight
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with this terrible
cold, you won't
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even sing me a lullabye,
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not a teensy-weensy lullabye!
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All right, all right, all right!
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Oh, good.
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Okay, I'll sing
you one lullabye.
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Uh... Uh, rock... ♪
Rock-a-bye baby ♪
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♪ In the treetop ♪
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That's good, Mommy.
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♪ When the bough breaks ♪
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♪ The cradle will rock ♪
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♪ When... uh, the bough breaks ♪
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♪ The cradle will fall ♪
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♪ And down will come... ♪
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Oh, good morning, Janet.
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Janet!
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Oh, golly.
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I don't believe him!
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Oh, Jack!
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Good morning, Janet.
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Don't you "Good morning" me!
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You... Are you mad
about something?
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Ha! You don't remember?
278
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,906
Janet, believe me, I
don't remember a thing
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00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,174
about last night.
280
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My mind is a complete blank.
281
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Sure, Jack, sure.
282
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You just want to pretend
that it never happened?
283
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,728
Pretend what never happened?
284
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,152
You just had to have
your own way, didn't you?
285
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:28,192
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my-my-my-my...
My own way?
286
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,061
Look, I might be
old-fashioned, Jack Tripper,
287
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but it meant a lot to me.
288
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,332
It did?
289
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I was saving that for
when I got married!
290
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Oh, my God!
291
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,983
Oh, poor Janet!
292
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Poor little Janet.
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Hi, Jack.
294
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How'd it go last night?
295
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Terri, it was awful.
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00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,096
Oh, I knew it. You should've
gone straight to bed.
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00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,697
Oh, God.
298
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,534
What's wrong?
299
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:15,272
Terri... Terri, how
would you feel if
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your roommate went out with you,
301
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got disgustingly drunk,
302
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,913
took advantage of you and
then doesn't even remember?
303
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,262
Why, that doesn't
sound like Janet!
304
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:30,454
It... No, Terri, I...
305
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,267
Oh, never mind. Just forget it.
306
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,858
Forget the whole thing. Jack!
307
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,534
Hi, Janet. Hello.
308
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,615
You know, I just saw Jack.
He's really feeling miserable.
309
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,073
Good. My curse is working.
310
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,842
What happened last night?
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Before or after Jack passed out?
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Our Jack?
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Terri, he had to
be carried home!
314
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,818
Then, do you know what
he did to top it all off?
315
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,753
Do you know what
he did right here
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00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,522
that I will never
forgive him for?
317
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,290
Oh, Janet, he didn't!
318
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,559
He did! He broke my
grandmother's vase!
319
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,961
Oh, I don't believe it!
320
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,232
A vase?
321
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,274
Oh, hi, Larry.
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00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,954
Hi, Terri. Is Jack up?
323
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,112
No, he's down. Definitely down.
324
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,658
Huh? He's in the kitchen.
325
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,316
Why don't you go see
if you can cheer him up?
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00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,304
I'll try, but I'm not
doing any dishes.
327
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,531
So, how you doing?
328
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,467
Oh, Larry, I feel awful.
329
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,969
What happened?
330
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,382
You're not gonna believe it.
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Try me.
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00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,109
Okay.
333
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,445
Last night, I had a
little too much to drink.
334
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,082
No, actually I had a
lot too much to drink,
335
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,319
and I ended up in
bed with... with...
336
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,554
Yeah? Yeah?
337
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,091
I ended up in bed with Janet.
338
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,227
I don't believe it!
339
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,430
Larry, it's true!
340
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,698
Wow.
341
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,934
In my wildest
fantasies, I never...
342
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,505
Will you shut up
and listen to me?
343
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,851
Larry, I don't remember
a thing about last night.
344
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,054
All I know is that I took
advantage of poor little Janet.
345
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,580
That's terrible!
346
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,914
Tell me all about it.
347
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,996
Didn't you hear what I said?
348
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,320
I broke our number
one house rule.
349
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,123
I took advantage of
one of my roommates!
350
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:53,530
I tell you, I've lost
all respect for myself!
351
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,900
What I did was so
low, so vile, so rotten!
352
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,181
How could I have
ever done such a thing?
353
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,450
Of all people to
end up in bed with!
354
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,594
Oh, come on, Jack.
355
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,125
I mean, we're best friends!
356
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,494
I don't understand you, Larry.
357
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,685
How can you even look
at me after what I've done?
358
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,994
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
359
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:26,296
I don't think any less of you.
360
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,732
Honest, Jack.
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00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,500
I still respect you.
362
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,783
What's going on, Mr. Furley?
363
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,619
That's what I'd
like to know. Huh?
364
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,621
On second thought,
I don't want to know!
365
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,946
Wait, Mr. Furley. Our
faucet needs fixing.
366
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,547
That's not all
that needs fixing!
367
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,516
Now hear this!
368
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,051
I'm an easygoing guy.
369
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,988
"Live and let
live," I always say.
370
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,423
What's good for the goose
371
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:56,693
is nobody else's
business but the gander's.
372
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,996
But sometimes you
gotta draw the line!
373
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,664
Call 'em as you see 'em!
374
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,399
Stand up and be counted!
375
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,801
The buck stops here!
376
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,837
Is that clear?
377
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,240
Now, this wasn't
easy for me to say,
378
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,441
but you two had it coming!
379
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,476
He's right, you know.
380
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,827
Oh, brother.
381
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,242
Jack, I believe this is yours.
382
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,421
What are you doing?
383
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,078
I'm packing.
384
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,427
Where you going?
385
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,882
I don't know yet, but after
what happened last night,
386
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,684
I gotta move out.
387
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,921
Oh, Jack, don't you think
that's taking it just a bit too far?
388
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,522
I don't care.
389
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,990
Jack!
390
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,391
Okay, so I got mad
391
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,028
and I really
yelled at you, but...
392
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,296
Well, honestly, Jack,
393
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,532
it is as much my
fault as it is yours.
394
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,744
You're just saying that.
395
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,735
No, I'm not.
396
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,938
I didn't have to give in.
397
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,405
Then why did you?
398
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,285
I thought it'd be
the quickest way
399
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,209
for me to get to go to sleep.
400
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,778
Janet!
401
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,961
You're taking
this rather lightly!
402
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,319
What do you mean?
403
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,748
Oh, Janet, you've changed!
404
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,932
If you've changed too, I
don't want to know about it.
405
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,561
What is going on?
406
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,198
I don't know! I tell him I forgive
him and he gets mad at me.
407
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,377
Why? "Why?"
408
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,879
Because she talks
like it's nothing
409
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,270
and it's something that
could change all of our lives.
410
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,305
"Change all of our lives"?
411
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,774
Just because you broke
her grandma's vase?
412
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,587
Yes, just because I
broke her grandma's...
413
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,545
Her gran... Her grandma's vase?
414
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,480
Yeah.
415
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,849
What'd you think we
were talking about?
416
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,284
I thought... I thought... uh...
417
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,353
I thought you were
talking about because I-I...
418
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,123
I broke your grandfather's vase.
419
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,391
No! See, it was a...
420
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,460
Oh, Jack, what
difference does it make?
421
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,995
Hey, that's what I say.
What difference does it make?
422
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,875
Que sera, sera.
Well, I gotta shower.
423
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,699
Wait!
424
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,379
What did you really think? Yeah.
425
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,923
What was gonna change
all our lives? Yeah.
426
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,842
It's so ridiculous,
I-I-I... Jack, tell me.
427
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:28,245
It's too silly.
You'd only laugh.
428
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:30,158
Come on. I want to know.
429
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,226
Yeah.
430
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,450
Okay, but not in front
of Terri. Come here.
431
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,785
What?
432
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,253
I'll tell you later.
433
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:42,693
Okay, Jack, now we're
alone. What is so funny?
434
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,929
Well, see...
435
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,042
What?
436
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,546
Yeow!
437
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,290
Hey, Lar... Ah-choo!
438
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,137
Thank you for
sharing that with me.
439
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,360
Sorry. I'm sorry.
440
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,574
Hey, buddy, you better
take care of that cold.
441
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,198
I will. Larry, I don't have
time to mess around now.
442
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,434
I'm taking Janet and
Terri out to dinner tonight.
443
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,613
Both of them?
444
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,748
Won't Janet be a little jealous?
445
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,038
Jealous?
446
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,051
Yeah, you know, after
what happened between you.
447
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,475
Larry, listen, I gotta tell you.
448
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,243
Nothing happened
between the two of us.
449
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,879
It was just a huge
misunderstanding.
450
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,257
Yeah, but you said that...
451
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:38,749
Larry! Nothing
happened! Believe me.
452
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,619
Sure, pal, sure.
Anything you say.
453
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,320
Oh, hi, Larry.
454
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,156
Ah-choo! Oh!
455
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:48,091
I think I caught
your cold, Jack.
456
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,493
Oh, but I forgive you.
457
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,499
Larry, I know what
you're thinking.
458
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,101
I'm not thinking anything.
459
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,770
Hi, Larry. Jack, I'll be out
460
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,839
in just one little second.
461
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,673
Ah-choo!
462
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,179
Larry...
463
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,528
I believe you,
pal. I believe you.
464
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,051
And I idolize you.
465
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,120
Ah-choo!
466
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:25,154
Closed-Captioned By J.R.
Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA
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♪♪
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