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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,123 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:14,624 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,126 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,760 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:20,830 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,454 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,068 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,736 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,238 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,940 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 11 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:32,809 ♪ we've a loveable space That needs your face ♪ 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,733 ♪ three's company too ♪ 13 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,453 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 14 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,087 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:46,845 ♪ three is company too ♪ 16 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,698 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,266 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 18 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,324 ♪ three is company too. ♪ 19 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,742 Hi, girls. 20 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,677 - hi, jack. - hi. 21 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:11,281 Hey, what's with you two? You have a rough day today? 22 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,817 Nope, janet and I had A double blind date 23 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,885 Last night with two brothers. 24 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,155 Brothers, huh? Did you like 'em? 25 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,524 Well, I'd say they rated a 10. 26 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:24,560 The oldest was a 1, and The other guy was a 0. 27 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:28,764 My girlfriend sue told us They were real gentlemen. 28 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,266 Some gentlemen. 29 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,968 First they shook Our hands, jack, 30 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:35,004 Then they spent the whole night Trying to shake the rest of us. 31 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,775 Well, we all can't be Lucky, thank you very much. 32 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,278 Now, I, on the other Hand, have invited 33 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:45,749 Somebody very special over To the apartment tonight. 34 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,683 Not another girl! 35 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:51,387 No, not a girl, cindy, A woman with class. 36 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:55,258 She's an interior decorator, and I Told her I needed some decorating advice. 37 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,393 But jack, what's She gonna decorate? 38 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:01,231 I don't know, I'd like to see how she Looks on the sofa first, you know? 39 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,933 I've had enough of This. I'm headed for bed. 40 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,502 Oh, me, too. 41 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,470 I tell you, I am going To sleep so long, 42 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,772 When I wake up, they're Gonna have to dust me. 43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,009 Wait, wait, girls, wait. What about my date? 44 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,611 Jack, what difference does It make if we're here or not? 45 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,614 Oh, well, you see, I... 46 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:21,684 I sorta told lisa That I lived alone. 47 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,554 That, dear boy, is your problem. 48 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,489 Cindy and I will be in there, 49 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,325 Dead to the world, and that's The best you're gonna get. 50 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,659 Help me out, janet... 51 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,028 No, no, no, no. 52 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,664 Oh, hi, mr. Furley. Come on in. 53 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,933 - hi, kids. - cindy: hi, mr. Furley. 54 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,703 Listen, I need one of you to Feed my turtle while I'm gone. 55 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,871 Oh, janet'll love to do it. 56 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,674 Thanks, jack. Where're You going, mr. Furley? 57 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:49,679 Oh, on a wonderful, romantic Weekend made just for two. 58 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,015 Hey, congratulations. 59 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,084 Yeah, a leisurely, little Drive down to la jolla, 60 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,986 Then dinner by candlelight, 61 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,088 Then some intimate dancing. 62 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,759 Wow, that really sounds Nice. Any woman'd love that, 63 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:07,297 Yeah. Do you know one Who'd like to go with me? 64 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,900 I hope you have a very Good time, mr. Furley. 65 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,035 Come on, cindy, I'll help You clean up the kitchen. 66 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,905 If I think of anybody, Mr. Furley, I'll sure let you know. 67 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:18,341 Well, make it fast. I'm Leaving in half an hour. 68 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,332 Jack! 69 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,614 Yes, sir? 70 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:28,417 Now, jack, I know you look At me, and you say to yourself, 71 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,854 "That furley never has Any trouble getting women. 72 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:34,057 I mean, he's got all The moves, the threads, 73 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,059 The savoir faire... 74 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,161 Drives girls crazy." 75 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:41,097 Right, crazy. 76 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,966 Jack, jack, believe it or not, 77 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:46,135 Even I can have a Brief, little dry spell 78 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,137 Now and then when I don't score. 79 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,895 No! 80 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,177 I'm in one now. 81 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,812 Has it been going on long? 82 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,914 My last date was in february. 83 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,950 February? That's not so long... 84 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:02,285 Two years ago. 85 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:04,154 You mean, the February before the... 86 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,722 So, to tide me over, Jack, I was wondering 87 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,159 If maybe you could, Well, fix me up. 88 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,963 Me, fix you up with a girl? 89 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:17,333 I know it sounds crazy, But you must run into a few... 90 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,757 I mean, at the Hairdressers, or wherever. 91 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,807 You know, some beautiful, Intelligent woman 92 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,899 Who can appreciate a real macho? 93 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,713 I-I don't know, mr. Furley. 94 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,915 All right, all right, she Doesn't have to be intelligent, 95 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,951 As long as she Can dress herself. 96 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,920 I'm sorry. 97 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,357 So, forget beautiful... They're Always so shallow, anyway. 98 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,893 - gee, I'm afraid... - let me put it this way. 99 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:47,597 If she's got body heat... 100 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,833 And speaks a few words Of english, I wanna meet her. 101 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,503 Now, here's a key To my apartment. 102 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,004 Key to your apartment? 103 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,707 Yeah, so janet Can feed my turtle. 104 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,809 Weren't you listening? I'm Gonna be gone all weekend. 105 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:05,281 All weekend, and you want Me to give this key to janet? 106 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:09,385 Scatterbrained little janet? Not on your life, mr. Furley. 107 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,287 I'll take care of your Little turtle myself. 108 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,691 - thank you, jack. I'll see you later. - no problem. 109 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,359 Maybe I can find a mate for him. 110 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:19,896 Lord knows, one of us should Get lucky in that apartment. 111 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,687 One of us will. 112 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,104 Here we are. 113 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:31,408 Jack, didn't you say you Lived on the second floor? 114 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,844 I do, it's just that the Building is sinking, you see. 115 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,447 Oh, jack, you are so funny. 116 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,772 Actually, I moved. I wanted A little nicer apartment. 117 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,591 You call this nicer? 118 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,461 Yes, well, you see, it's a... 119 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,430 It's a decorator's nightmare. 120 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,498 All this junk, I know. 121 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,701 See, I rented a Furnished apartment. 122 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:01,671 I'm still trying to talk the Landlord, mr. Furley, into changing it. 123 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,740 You should talk Him into burning it. 124 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,408 Where's the bathroom? 125 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,677 Or, are we in it? 126 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,450 No, you just go right down The hall, lisa, and turn left... 127 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:18,042 You'll see the little tinkletorium Right over there, okay? 128 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,735 Jack, what are you doing here? 129 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:36,339 Uh, I thought the Turtle might be thirsty. 130 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,208 Mr. Furley, what Are you doing home? 131 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:41,177 I was cruising along, thinking About how lucky I was gonna get, 132 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,679 When I ran into a tow truck. 133 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,215 No! 134 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,251 It wasn't all bad. He towed me home. 135 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,320 I got to talk on The little radio: 136 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,355 "Charlie, baker, 10-4, out." 137 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:56,226 Mr. Furley, it's still early. Why don't you hitchhike? 138 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,028 Did I leave my Bathroom light on? 139 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,698 Lisa: jack, is someone there? 140 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:04,868 Have you got a girl here? 141 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,703 No, of course... Are You kidding me? No. 142 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,439 Well, that's not a man's voice. 143 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:13,197 Or is it? 144 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:19,715 Oh, darn, mr. Furley, you Ruined the whole surprise. 145 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,484 What surprise? 146 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:25,621 Look, you asked me to find a Girl for ya, and I found one. 147 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,856 A girl for me? 148 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,426 But I wasn't gonna Be here. That's no fun. 149 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,762 Well, no, no, You see, she's a... 150 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,633 Mr. Furley, she's an Interior decorator, 151 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,768 And when I told Her all about you, 152 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,937 She just couldn't wait To see your apartment. 153 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:45,140 Oh, I bet this pad Really knocked her out. 154 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:49,645 Right, she said she's Never seen anything like it. 155 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,647 Oh! 156 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,516 Uh, this is my Landlord, mr. R. Furley. 157 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,018 This is lisa page. 158 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,887 Oh, so this is mr. Furley. 159 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,790 The one and only. 160 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:05,561 We were just discussing The incredible decor in here. 161 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,429 I decorated it myself. 162 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:10,032 I'm not surprised. 163 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,034 Thank you. 164 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:15,571 You know, the whole room Should be on exhibit somewhere. 165 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,206 You could charge admission. 166 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,676 You really think so? 167 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:25,403 You know, we could do some Exciting things in this room. 168 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,621 We could? 169 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:35,491 Yes, and, uh, the Sooner the better. 170 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,315 It can't be too soon for me. 171 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:43,800 I've got to be getting lisa Back. Sorry to rush off like this. 172 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,502 - I was just gettin' started. - I'll call you tomorrow. 173 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,972 We will do some Fantastic things together. 174 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:52,508 Excuse me, I hate to rush Off. Make yourself at home. 175 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:57,301 - she really likes me! - I know, she really does, She likes you. 176 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,784 - let's get outta here. - but jack... 177 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,886 No, no, no. This Guy, I know him. 178 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,255 He'd just hang around All night and bother us. 179 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,124 Let's go upstairs To my old apartment. 180 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,093 But doesn't somebody live there? 181 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:13,295 Not in the living room... I mean, living-wise? 182 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,998 No, look-it, I still Have my old key 183 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,599 To my old apartment, Which is upstairs. 184 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:20,191 Let's go, okay? Thattagirl. Mercy! 185 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,446 Well, here we are. 186 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:36,107 You know, for a vacant Apartment, it certainly looks lived in. 187 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,889 It sure does. 188 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,859 Well, now we've seen my New place and my old place. 189 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,927 Let's say we go see your place? 190 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,529 Oh, jack, I'm tired. Could we just sit down? 191 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,055 Oh, sure, no Problem. Right here. 192 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:54,303 Jack, why are we sitting here? 193 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,006 I mean, is there something Wrong with the couch? 194 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,608 Oh, well, no, it's just that, That floor over there is weak. 195 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,510 It's decaying. That's Why I moved downstairs. 196 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,579 - oh. - this is fine. 197 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,286 What was that? 198 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,224 I always yawn When I'm having fun. 199 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:19,162 Uh, jack, um, isn't There something 200 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,797 You'd rather do Than just sit here? 201 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,466 Well, I can't think of anything. 202 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,402 Except this. Oh, lisa! Ohh! 203 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,038 What's come over you? 204 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,974 I couldn't help myself, seeing you Crawling there... I mean, sitting there. 205 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,609 Ow! 206 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,078 I mean, oops. 207 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,814 Who are you? 208 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,618 Who? Who? Aah! Get in here. 209 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,020 Aah! Excuse me. 210 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,821 And who are you? 211 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,078 Yes, who are you people? 212 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:57,555 Jack, we tried. We Were gonna crawl into... 213 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,038 - we're his roommates. - roommates? 214 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,273 Well, no, not exactly. 215 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,043 See, the truth is, they're My pen pals from up north. 216 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,345 - they had no place to stay. - jack. 217 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:13,682 Well, I can't kick them out... They'll Never write me another letter. 218 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,885 - don't bother, jack. - lisa, wait, please... 219 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,911 I never want to see you again. You... You are an awful liar! 220 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,917 Did you hear what she called me? 221 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,800 - you're not An awful liar, jack. - thank you, cindy. 222 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:35,493 You're just about the Best darn liar I've ever met. 223 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,752 - good morning, cindy. - morning. 224 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:53,422 - have you seen jack? - no, he hasn't come Out of his room yet. 225 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,992 After last night, I bet He's feeling miserable. 226 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,860 Yeah, me, too. 227 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,897 So, look, why don't we do Everything we can to cheer him up? 228 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,799 Okay. Here he comes. 229 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,601 Smile. 230 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,605 Good morning, ladies. I feel wonderful. 231 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,607 You do? 232 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,542 Yes, and you know why? 233 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,213 Because last Night I found truth. 234 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,215 Well, jack, it was always there. You Just never bothered to look before. 235 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,652 Janet, I'm serious. I took a vow. 236 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,488 From now on, I'm Never gonna lie again. 237 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,091 Well, good for you, Jack. Good for you. 238 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,960 And, at least, you Have never lied to us. 239 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:35,831 - cindy: yeah. - well... Have you? 240 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,134 - well, janet... - what? 241 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,802 Do you remember that Afternoon you asked me to close 242 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:44,407 The flower shop for you, and I Told you I didn't have the time? 243 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,709 Oh, I sure do... I Missed my one chance 244 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,379 To go out with Gorgeous greg dunn. 245 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:55,951 I really had the time, I just Didn't want to be bothered. 246 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,420 Oh! 247 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:03,058 Oh, boy, it feels so good To get that lie off my chest. 248 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,360 I'm thrilled for you. 249 00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:08,397 Well, janet, at least He's being honest. 250 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,000 - I think it's wonderful. - thank you, cindy. 251 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,937 - and if that's the only time... - no, no, there's more, cindy. 252 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,907 Remember when I sent you To every drug store in town 253 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,410 To get that special Cough medicine for me? 254 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,279 It was raining, 255 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,682 And I got splashed with mud, So I ruined a new pair of shoes. 256 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:30,019 There was no such Cough medicine. 257 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,889 I hate to tell you why I wanted You get out of the apartment. 258 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,727 Oh, monique! 259 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:42,365 Oh, being honest gives Me such a warm feeling. 260 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,801 Yeah, it's making Me a little flushed. 261 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,205 I'm getting a little hot Under the collar, myself. 262 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,740 Listen, I gotta go meet Larry at the regal beagle, 263 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,744 Or else I'd tell you about A lot of other things. 264 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:57,279 We can hardly wait! 265 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,482 Girls, I tell you, You do not know 266 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,285 How much I hated Myself last night. 267 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,053 But this morning, It's a love affair. 268 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,922 I love myself, and you know why? 269 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,326 Because I'm finally getting These lies off my conscience. 270 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,995 I'll tell you, I am really Fired up about being honest. 271 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,298 Jack, I'm happy for you. 272 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:18,434 And here, here's a little Something for your honesty. 273 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:22,338 Well, merci bouquet. 274 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,741 And here's a little Something for your fire. 275 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,891 Hey, larry. 276 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,726 Hey, jack, what a Surprise to see you. 277 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,862 What are you talking About? We were supposed to... 278 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,930 I was just talkin' About us to luanne here. 279 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,266 How do you do? I've Been waiting to meet you. 280 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,035 Oh, larry, what... 281 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,638 Luanne is just waitressing Now, but she wants to be a model. 282 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,675 And she'll do anything... Anything, jack... 283 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,810 To break into the business. 284 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,802 It must be very exciting, Working at "Playboy." 285 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,751 "Playboy"? 286 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,187 Yeah, I was just telling luanne How we work there together. 287 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,189 You, the art director, and me... 288 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:17,459 Well, all modesty aside, You did say, the other day, 289 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,995 I was their top photographer. 290 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,154 Right? 291 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:29,005 Photographer? Larry, larry, larry. 292 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,274 What? 293 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,676 Jack, come on. 294 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,012 Okay, okay, maybe I'm not Their top photographer. 295 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:40,016 Larry, you don't know one End of a camera from another. 296 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,286 Oh, great, another Phony. Good bye, larry. 297 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,656 No, wait, wait, Luanne, I can explain... 298 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:52,316 You want sexy pictures? You wear the bikini you bought. 299 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,200 This is not even my size. 300 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,436 Jack, you know What you just did? 301 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,137 Yeah, I told the truth. 302 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,607 Why would you do A thing like that? 303 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,643 Larry, I couldn't let you String that poor kid along. 304 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,681 Of course you could, jack. You are jack, aren't you? 305 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,783 Larry, hear me out. 306 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,218 I made a vow that from Now on I'm going to be 307 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,520 Completely honest in every way. 308 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,523 - lie down. It'll pass. - no, larry... 309 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,859 Larry, wait a minute. Larry, I want You to take the pledge with me. 310 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,196 There's no reason why You can't be as honest as I. 311 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,820 What are you, crazy? I'm a used-car salesman. 312 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,042 Excuse me, could you tell Me where the pay phone is? 313 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,779 Lisa, lisa, listen. Listen, now. 314 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,182 I made a terrible mistake, being Dishonest with you last night. 315 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,052 - you sure did. - but I wan... 316 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,655 I want you to know That, because of you, 317 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,058 I changed my whole lifestyle. 318 00:16:56,082 --> 00:17:00,229 From now on, I'm going to Be 100% completely honest. 319 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,897 - really? - scout's honor. 320 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:05,567 - then I'm so glad I ran into you. - oh? 321 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,236 I'm just on my Way to a client's. 322 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,171 I've redesigned his entire Penthouse apartment, 323 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,241 And what I need, more than anything Else, is a really honest opinion. 324 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,276 Well, you've come To the right person. 325 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:18,280 Let's take a look here. Oh. 326 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,415 Well, frankly, it looks 327 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,140 Like the waiting Room in a penitentiary. 328 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:29,257 - oh. - not that I'm knocking Penitentiaries. 329 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,561 Well, I certainly Appreciate your honesty. 330 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,596 I thought you Would. Listen, lisa. 331 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,866 What do you say about you and Me getting together tonight? 332 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:42,338 Tonight? Well, let's say We get together now! 333 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,773 What was that for? 334 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,742 For your dumb opinion, jerk. 335 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:50,412 That's "Jack." 336 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:55,139 And the next time I run Into you, I hope I'm driving! 337 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,620 Hi. Anybody home? 338 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,570 Well, well, look who's back: 339 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,673 The poor man's George washington. 340 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:21,009 Janet, the truth Shall set you free. 341 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,313 One more word, jack, and I'm Gonna chop down your cherry tree. 342 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,549 Janet, how do you Like my new dress? 343 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,584 Well... 344 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,121 I picked it up at a Sale. I'm crazy about it. 345 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,056 - you are? - yeah. 346 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,459 It's lovely on you, cindy. 347 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,059 - thanks, janet. - sure. 348 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,931 - why don't you tell her The truth, janet? - jack. 349 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,599 Janet, if you don't like It, I wish you'd tell me, 350 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,468 'cause I think you Have real good taste. 351 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,211 Wait, wait... 352 00:18:47,235 --> 00:18:49,760 Oh, cindy, that's not what You told me last week. 353 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:59,981 - what did you tell him Last week, cindy? - nothing. 354 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,450 Come on, cindy, you Told me you hated 355 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,252 That plaid dress Janet was wearing. 356 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,188 I did not. 357 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,990 Then what did you say, cindy? 358 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:12,761 Uh, I said I didn't Like it for me. 359 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,664 But it's all right For someone with... 360 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,723 with...with short Legs. Go ahead. 361 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,940 Short legs?! 362 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,943 - janet, I didn't mean... - short legs?! 363 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,813 Well, let me tell you Something about my legs. 364 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,981 They are not short. They are not long. 365 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,383 They are just right. 366 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,386 But perhaps somebody with legs 367 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,990 Like a giraffe might Not notice that. 368 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,259 Who're you callin' a giraffe? 369 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,284 If the legs fit, wear 'em. 370 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,768 You see, this is great. This is wonderful. 371 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,270 Both: what?! 372 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,639 It's wonderful that You two are finally being 373 00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,208 Completely honest With each other. 374 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,342 Oh, shut up! 375 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,047 Hey, you have not lived here Long enough to talk to him like that. 376 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,616 Shut up! 377 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,719 Girls, you're Acting like children. 378 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,721 - I am not. - you are, too. 379 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,224 Well, if that's How you feel, cindy, 380 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,993 Perhaps you'd like to shop around For a more mature roommate. 381 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,463 Yeah, one that's full grown! 382 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:25,934 Girls, girls... Both: shut up! 383 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,670 Janet, cindy, I can See you're upset, 384 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,939 But I still say honesty Is the best policy, - 385 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,708 And I will stay that Till my dying day. 386 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,844 The way you're going, That's bound to be tomorrow! 387 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,512 Jack, what happened? 388 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:41,249 Well, no, cindy asked janet How she liked her dress, and... 389 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,685 No, I mean with my Dream girl, lisa page. 390 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,988 She said she was gonna phone Me about getting together. 391 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,789 I've been waiting all day. 392 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:52,927 Mr. Furley, you mean you made A date with that girl that jack... 393 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:56,731 Yeah, yeah, I came home last Night feeling so miserable, 394 00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:00,469 Like no one loved me, Like my life was empty, 395 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,805 And then I met lisa, And she made me realize 396 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:07,064 How desirable I really am. 397 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,047 Look, mr. Furley, I've got to be honest 398 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,383 And tell you what lisa Really felt about you. 399 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:19,855 Lay it on me. I'll try not To get a swelled head. 400 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:24,059 Lisa didn't really like you. 401 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,862 She didn't? 402 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:31,333 No, she... Oh, no. 403 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:35,025 Uh, she... She loved you. 404 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,541 Really? She loved me? 405 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,244 Yes, but she vowed never To lay eyes on you again, 406 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,778 Never to speak to you again. 407 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,315 - why? - uh, her husband. 408 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,350 Darn! 409 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:52,054 She's got one of those, huh? 410 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:56,291 Mr. Furley, it was through tears 411 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,860 That she told me about Him... His tragic illness, 412 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,863 His total dependence on her. 413 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:04,800 Oh... Through tears, huh? 414 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,202 Yes, sir, I mean, she'd leave Him in a minute for you, 415 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,471 But she knows that that Would be the end of him. 416 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:10,939 I mean, lisa is miserable. 417 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,163 Miserable, huh? 418 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,334 That's so sad. 419 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:23,485 All she has to leave You with is a memory. 420 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,078 Listen, buster, that's Not exactly day-old bread. 421 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,692 That poor kid, if I'd Known the whole story, 422 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,884 I wouldn't have turned On the old pizzazz. 423 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:40,068 That is the worst Lie I have ever told, 424 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,371 And after all my Preaching, I'm... 425 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,574 Okay, girls, lemme have it. 426 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,377 Okay, jack. 427 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,379 We will. 428 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,381 Yeah. 429 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:53,849 - jack. - yeah? 430 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,341 You were just super. 431 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,591 Yeah, jack, you're wonderful. 432 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,760 Whoa! 433 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,295 Oh, jack, are you all right? 434 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,720 Fine, I'm fine. It didn't Hurt a bit... I'm such a liar! 435 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,228 Aah! 436 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,065 Ahh! 437 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,850 Hey, larry, there you Are. Good to see you, pal. 438 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,552 I'm busy. 439 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,488 Well, aren't you gonna Introduce me to this lovely lady? 440 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,424 No, we wanna be alone. 441 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,559 - okay, I'll go. - good. 442 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,895 But not before I tell you What a lucky girl you are. 443 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,464 - jack, why don't you just... - no, no. 444 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:44,366 No, he may not show It, but this guy is 445 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,468 Playboy's number-one man. 446 00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:49,537 - no, jack... - look at how modest he is. 447 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,307 I'll tell ya, he is a Magician with a camera. 448 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:54,243 He does all their Major centerfolds. 449 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,933 Listen, uh, melissa... Jack, I appreciate it... 450 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:02,284 Larry, what happened? 451 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,453 You idiot! 452 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,837 I told her I was a doctor. 453 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,058 A doctor? 454 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,083 Larry, you don't even Have a stethoscope. 455 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:45,226 John ritter: three's company was Videotaped in front of a studio audience. 34809

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