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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Well, you won't be
Bothered by the drip anymore.
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Thank you.
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At least not until
Jack comes back.
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- good bye, mr. Furley.
- oh, yeah.
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Hey, I just started
Reading that myself.
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- you did?
- yeah, that book really
Grabs you, doesn't it?
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- uh-huh.
- it's got some
Great characters.
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Oh, yeah! Oh, mr. Furley,
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I was so mad when henry
Ran away with marge's nurse.
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I'm not up to that part yet.
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Don't tell me what happens!
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I'm sorry.
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Why did marge need a nurse?
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- the brain surgery.
- yeah...?
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After the automobile accident.
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Don't tell me anything more! You're
Spoiling the whole thing for me.
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Hey, you asked me.
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I know, all right,
No more questions.
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I gotta be going anyway.
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Did she have a good doctor?
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Mr. Furley, you said
No more questions.
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Just tell me about the doctor.
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She had the best in the country.
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Then I know how it turns out.
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- no, you don't!
- well, if they got
The best doctor...
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Yeah, but there were
Unforeseen circumstances.
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Like what?
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The doctor's car breaks
Down on this deserted road...
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He didn't make it and she dies!
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No, there's this young
Brilliant intern at the hospital.
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- he steps in...
- I told you not to tell me!
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I want to read it myself!
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Okay, okay!
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I sure hope it turns out
All right, though, don't you?
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Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker
For a happy ending, too.
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Hey, don't jump to the end,
You'll spoil it for yourself.
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Oh, how awful!
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Now you're spoiling it for me!
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- I'm sorry.
- stool pigeon!
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Jack, you tell janet
It's not nice to peek!
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damn it!
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Oh, that man makes me so mad.
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- oh, don't bother
About mr. Furley.
- no, it's not furley,
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It's winston cromwell iii.
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You mean winston
Cromwell "The nerd."
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Did he ask you to
Marry him again?
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Yes, for the hundredth time!
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That's terrible!
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The guy's obviously
Nuts about you.
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He's not nuts about me,
He's nuts about himself.
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And just because he's rich he
Thinks he can buy anything he wants.
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- how much money does he have?
- millions, but he can't buy me.
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He could rent me.
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When my boss introduced
Us, I should never have smiled.
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I should have
Looked at him like this.
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Have you definitely
Told him "No"?
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Yes, I've told him
"No" a thousand times.
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Why can't men take
"No" for an answer?
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Look who she's asking.
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Oh, that's probably more
Flowers from winston.
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He's been sending them
All day. I don't want them!
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I want you to do
Something for me.
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Go in there, pour yourself a
Cold glass of milk and relax.
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I'll take care of this,
All right? No problem.
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- I have a telegram
For miss cindy snow.
- I'll take it.
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I'm supposed to deliver
This to miss snow personally.
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She's not available.
It's me or nothing.
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Okay... A singing
Telegram for my darling.
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♪ you made me love you ♪
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♪ I didn't want to do it ♪
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♪ I didn't want to do it ♪
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♪ gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ what I cry for ♪
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♪ you know you got
The kind of kisses ♪
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♪ that I'd die for. ♪
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♪ you know you made me ♪
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♪ love yo-ou. ♪
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- mr. Furley, listen...
- I don't want to hear it.
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What two consenting
Adults sing to each other
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Is their business.
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But for heaven sakes,
Please close the door!
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- I'll give her the message.
- didn't you forget something?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Oh, I forgot, there's a "P.S."
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♪ gimme, gimme, gimme,
Gimme what I cry for... ♪
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That will teach you to
Listen to other people's mail.
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I didn't know what to
Do. I felt like such a fool!
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That's probably something
Else from winston.
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- jack, will you get it?
- no, once was enough. Janet, your turn.
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- I'm gonna go wash up.
- you are washed-up!
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Thank you and good night!
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If you're looking for
Cindy snow, I'm not here!
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Cindy, take it easy.
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Maybe it's not even for you.
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Peek-a-boo!
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And cuchy-coo to you.
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I'm sorry, I thought
You were cindy.
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You have to be winston.
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I'm cindy's roommate, janet.
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Ah, another beauty.
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If I hadn't met cindy first...
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Eh... Winston,
Cindy is not here.
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Yes, she is. I heard her voice.
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Little darling's
Playing hide-and seek.
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Ooh, I love games!
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Ci-ndy... Where are you?
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- winston...
- shh, don't tell me.
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Cin-dy!
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She's not in here!
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Oh my god.
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Cin-dy! Where are y...
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- I...
- no, no, no,
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I was supposed to
Find you, my dear.
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- I'm not your dear!
- oh, but you will be.
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Meanwhile, please accept this
Small token of my love and admiration.
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No, I don't want them!
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You remind me of my third wife.
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She kept saying "No," too.
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But only to me.
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Your third wife? How many
Times have you been married?
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- five times, if you
Count eleanor.
- eleanor?
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She disappeared on our wedding
Night so you can't count her.
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You, you! You will be my last.
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No, I won't!
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Winston, can't you see that
You are bothering this girl?
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Oh, you're right.
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We'll talk about it
Over dinner tonight.
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I'll pick you up in the
Limousine about eight.
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I'm not going out with you!
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Of course you are.
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Put those in water and make sure
She's ready on time, huh? Thanks.
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There's a good kid.
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He tipped me!
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10 bucks.
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Now do you see
What I'm up against?
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Janet: yes!
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- holy cow!
- I wish my father was here.
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He'd know what to do.
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Well, he's not, so we're gonna
Have to think of something.
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- like what?
- I don't know.
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I know. Winston's never
Met your family, has he?
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- no.
- well, then as far
As he's concerned,
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Your brother could be
Head of the household.
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What are you talking
About? I don't have a brother.
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We can take care
Of that right now.
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Janet, even if my
Parents started today...
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Cindy...
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I mean we will get somebody
To pretend he's your brother.
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Hey, jack, would you
Come out here quick?
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- what's up?
- come, here, hurry.
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What do you think?
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He's perfect!
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Well, not perfect...
Special, maybe...
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Certainly not perfection...
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Oh, he can do it!
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You bet I can! Come to
My room, mama. Whoo!
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What?
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- you are incorrigible.
- what?
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Cindy can not get rid of winston
'cause he just won't take her seriously.
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But if another member
Of her family spoke to him,
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Say, her older
Brother named jack...?
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- oh, no.
- oh, yeah.
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- no, no, no...
- please, jack.
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It would mean so much to me.
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- let me think about it.
- oh, thank you!
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Hang on, I'm still thinking.
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Hey, thinking's over.
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Excuse me.
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Look, he has never met you, so if
Cindy introduces you as her brother,
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He'll never know the
Difference. Then all you have to do
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Is tell him as head of the household
You refuse to let her marry him.
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You mean something
Like, "Winston,
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I can not condone this marriage.
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We're a poor but proud family.
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Cindy is much too precious
To be wasted on just
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Any old millionaire,
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So take your flowers
And shove off!"
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- was that all right?
- cindy: all righty,
That's great!
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- that ought to do it.
- I can do that. Hi, sis.
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Boy, this is some menu.
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No, no, let me order.
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Don't bother. What
My brother has to say
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Will only take a few
Minutes, then we'll be leaving.
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- right, jack?
- right, sis.
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- mr. Cromwell...
- winston.
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Winston... We're a
Poor but proud family...
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Are you familiar with
Gourmet food, mr. Snow?
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- jack.
- mr. Snow.
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Gourmet food? I'm
A professional chef.
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Then you'd be very interested
In our lobster thermador.
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"Our" lobster thermador?
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Oh, yes, you see, I
Own this restaurant.
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He owns this restaurant.
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I'd like to try
It, but $37.50...
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Oh, don't let the
Cheap price fool you.
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I assure you it's very good.
But you order anything you want.
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You're my guests.
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I think we have time
For a little snack.
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Winston... We're a
Poor but proud family...
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You must try some of this
Wine from my private cellar.
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I would consider it a favor if
Someone with your knowledge
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Would give me an opinion of it.
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Well, I owe the man that much.
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Brother, dear, don't you
Think you had enough to drink
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In the limousine
Coming over here?
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Just a few brandies to
Help combat car sickness.
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- down the hatch.
- up your dividends.
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Mmm, not bad, not bad at all.
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An impudent little
Wine, very good.
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It should be, for
$185.00 a bottle.
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Very good.
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Now that you've got his
Attention, brother dear,
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Tell him the bad news.
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Right.
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Win, we're a pure
But plowed family...
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I know.
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I know.
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I know. You're afraid that
Someone with my responsibilities
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Would spend so much of
His time away from home.
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Win, we're a poor
But pwoud pamily...
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You see, jack, there
Would be no children.
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I don't like them.
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So, cindy would have
All of my devotion.
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Cindy is much too precious.
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Which is why she'd never
Be far away from me.
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She would stay in our
Chateau outside of paris.
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- chateau?
- or in one of the townhouses
Outside of rome and zurich.
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All of these are fully staffed.
244
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,348
Well, cindy... Fully staffed?
245
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,885
Ow!
246
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,721
Ow-our cindy is
Much too precious.
247
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,223
Of course you're welcome
To stay there too, jack.
248
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,725
- I am?
- as long as you like.
249
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:07,230
In fact, you could be a big help to
Me in reorganizing my kitchen staffs.
250
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,598
- you're kidding.
- not only in the chateaus,
251
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,735
But in my gourmet
Restaurants all over the world!
252
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,003
You'd be head chef, of course.
253
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,961
Head ch... You mean like
"Commander-in-chef"?
254
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,679
Yes, and I'm prepared to
Pay you an enormous salary.
255
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:28,217
The sky's the limit. Now
How does that strike you?
256
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,541
Welcome to our
Poor but proud family.
257
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,201
- jack!
- hi.
258
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,343
What are you tippy-toeing for?
259
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,312
I just didn't want
To disturb cindy.
260
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,014
You mean you didn't want
To face her, you big coward.
261
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,117
Not after last night, I
Didn't. Boy was she mad at me.
262
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,655
Her faced was all flushed, her
Mouth was curved into a snarl,
263
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,422
Her eyes were two narrow slits,
264
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,724
Yeah, just like that.
265
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,783
Of all the dumb stupid stunts!
266
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,998
Hi, cindy, feeling better?
267
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,467
Of all the dumb, stupid stunts!
268
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,503
What did you guys
Do, compare notes?
269
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,138
You've ruined my life!
270
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,507
I said I was sorry. What do
You want me to do, kill myself?
271
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,842
It would be a start.
272
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,211
Winston thinks I'm
Going to marry him.
273
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,713
Now what am I supposed to do?
274
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,648
I'll think of some...
275
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,650
- it's him!
- I'll get rid of him.
276
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,318
No problem, I'll just
Tell him to leave.
277
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,487
Jack, winston has got to
Be told once and for all
278
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,389
That cindy never
Wants to see him again,
279
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,792
- and this time it's
Got to be done right.
- gotcha.
280
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,749
- so I will do it.
- well, j...
281
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,663
All right, winston, here it is.
282
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:51,823
Cindy never wants to see
You again as lo... Oh my god!
283
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:59,096
Would you look at
The size of that rock!
284
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,453
Cindy, come here,
You've got to see this!
285
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,148
That's telling him,
Janet. Get over here!
286
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,851
- I hope you like it.
- winston, I...
287
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:13,255
I know it's not much, but
It's the largest one they had.
288
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,591
I reserved the
Church for tonight.
289
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,615
It wasn't easy, but the
Bishop owes me a favor.
290
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,653
As a matter of
Fact, so does god.
291
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:30,806
- I'm not getting married...
- because you don't have a wedding gown.
292
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,342
We're gonna fix
That. Madame clara!
293
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,882
For the happy and
Beautiful bride,
294
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:44,742
Uh, miss cindy snow, our latest
And most exclusive designs.
295
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,460
Adding sophistication
To the traditional gown,
296
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,296
A white edith ana
Off clear ways.
297
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,733
The body is seated with
Pearls and iridescent stones.
298
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,569
Then watch her back
Cascade into a train.
299
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,828
The turban will enhance
The beauty of any bride.
300
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,109
No, winston, no.
301
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,978
Well, maybe the next one.
302
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,014
And here is our guinevere gown,
303
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,749
Embroidered french lace
Bodice completely misted
304
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:18,220
In crystal sequins
And minute jewels.
305
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,757
It has flowing medieval sleeves
306
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,181
and a layered chiffon skirt.
307
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,118
Jack!
308
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,367
Aren't you gonna say anything?
309
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,737
Yeah, I like this one.
310
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:38,195
Makes you want to forget the
Wedding and skip to the honeymoon!
311
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,945
And our next design is
For the gibson girl bride
312
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,914
In ivory imported lace.
313
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:50,085
Bracelet-length sleeves are
Overlayed with silk organza.
314
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:54,690
A coronet of crystal and
Flowers top a finger-length veil.
315
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,895
See you later, okay?
Maybe we could...
316
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,763
Excuse me.
317
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,199
You have to say
Something to winston!
318
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,069
Yeah, you're right. Excuse me.
319
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,105
- look, winston...
- yes, jack?
320
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,673
You're not gonna want to
Go through with the ceremony
321
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,709
After you hear
What I'm about to say.
322
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,079
We lied to you. I'm
Not cindy's brother.
323
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,581
- I already knew that.
- you did?
324
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,850
Yes, I knew you couldn't
Be from the same family
325
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,508
Because of your low forehead
And your little beady eyes.
326
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:35,519
That's the one I'm hoping
You pick, it's my favorite.
327
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,301
Janet, help me!
328
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:43,038
Winston, please
Try to understand...
329
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,396
Do you live in
The 213 area code?
330
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,878
Good heavens!
331
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,515
Winston, cindy doesn't love you.
332
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,217
That'll come in time.
333
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,507
No, never, never, never!
334
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,980
Pre-wedding nerves.
335
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:07,018
All my wives had them. Except...
336
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,567
Madame clara, I am going
To pick out the gown myself,
337
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,435
And I want it
Delivered immediately.
338
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,004
Tell cindy I'm going
To pick her up at 7:30.
339
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,697
Oh, it's such a nice change,
Marrying a girl that can wear white.
340
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,818
I was trying to...
I'm sorry, janet.
341
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,853
Thank you and good bye.
342
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,655
Don't you realize we have
A problem on our hands?
343
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,692
You're right, we gotta get rid
Of that guy before it's too late.
344
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,727
- think of something.
- I got a plan, jack.
345
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,997
- I think I know how to get rid
Of winston once and for all.
- great, how?
346
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,999
- say, jan...
- yes?
347
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:47,335
What is the name of that
Place where you work?
348
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,305
It is the arcade flower shop,
Winston, but why do you want to know?
349
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,641
I wouldn't want to
Buy the wrong shop.
350
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,342
You're gonna buy the shop?
351
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,278
Yes, for you. A little
Gift for the maid of honor.
352
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:01,149
Well, I think you're gonna
Make a wonderful owner.
353
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,508
See you in church.
354
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,414
My own shop!
355
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,296
Okay, what about your plan?
356
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,120
What plan?
357
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,335
Oh, what am I gonna do?
358
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,471
Oh, what have I been thinking?
359
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,439
Jack, shame on me.
360
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,809
Cindy, listen up, here. I know
Exactly how to get rid of winston.
361
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,013
We are gonna make him think that
There's something wrong with you.
362
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,915
Oh, janet, that's wonderful!
363
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,452
- what's wrong with me?
- well, we'll tell him
364
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,520
That there's insanity
In your family.
365
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,156
Oh, I don't think
He'd believe that.
366
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,100
Why not? He met your
Brother jack, didn't he?
367
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,663
- I don't think it wou...
- okay, okay, I'll think of something.
368
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,699
- I just remembered
Something!
- what?
369
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,963
Listen, here's what
We're gonna do...
370
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,428
Cindy, would you please
Stop fussing and get out here?
371
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,382
You look beautiful.
372
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,417
Never mind that. Do
You think it'll work?
373
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,887
- of course it will work.
- winston will be here soon.
374
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,757
- and where's jack?
- cindy, please don't worry.
375
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,759
What if mr. And mrs.
Harris say no to him?
376
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,761
They're not gonna say no.
They owe me a very big favor.
377
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,662
Oh no, it's him.
378
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,664
Cindy, just do everything
The way we planned
379
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,699
- and it's gonna be
Swell, okay?
- okay.
380
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:28,792
Here we go. Hi, winston,
Cindy's waiting for you.
381
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:40,264
Ci... I... I... Does
This mean...
382
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,885
Yes, I have decided
To marry you.
383
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,910
Oh, goody!
384
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,691
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
To get so emotional.
385
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,927
But I knew you would.
386
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,931
- it's hard to keep saying "No."
- well, come on, darling,
Let's go.
387
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:59,968
- not so soon.
- still shy, I like that.
388
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,504
- come on, come on.
- no, no, I can't.
389
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:05,607
Well, that's why we're
Getting married, so you can.
390
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,642
I've gotta talk to you.
391
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:12,381
Now cindy, I have arranged for the
Minister to begin promptly at eight.
392
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,183
It's bad form to arrive in the
Middle of your own ceremony.
393
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,621
- no wait, stop, janet!
- winston, I have to tell
You something first...
394
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,989
- whoa!
- oh, janet!
395
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,024
Are you all right?
396
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,060
I'm fine, cindy. Who
Was at the door?
397
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,095
Jack!
398
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,331
Oh, I'm sorry! Are you hurt?
399
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:33,335
Peachy, just peachy, de nada.
400
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,071
Cindy, we simply
Must not be late.
401
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:40,041
All right, but first we have
To talk about something.
402
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,712
- what kept you?
- they made me stop for ice
Cream, double scoops.
403
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,714
Come on in, kids. Say
Hi to your mommy.
404
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,248
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
405
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,551
- mommy, mommy!
- of course you
Want your mommy.
406
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,887
There she is!
407
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,655
- mommy, mommy, mommy!
- what?
408
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,457
What? What?
409
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,359
Who's the funny-looking man?
410
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:01,430
No, no... Is he our new daddy?
411
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:02,997
Yes he is!
412
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,868
The one with all the money who's
Gonna give us anything we want?
413
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,669
Ye-es!
414
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,472
- who are these, these...
- these darling little children?
415
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,241
Why, these are cindy's babies.
416
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,610
But... But where
Did they come from?
417
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:18,101
Winston, you're getting
Married and you don't know that?
418
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,450
You never told me
You were married!
419
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,653
- I'm not.
- cindy!
420
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,110
I told you it was hard
To keep saying "No."
421
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,658
When are we going
On the honeymoon?
422
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,227
You'll have to ask your daddy.
423
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,595
Where are we going, papa?
424
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:36,464
I don't kn... Don't
Call me papa!
425
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,300
Hey, jack, can we
Go out and play?
426
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,269
Yes, you can play.
427
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,305
Christopher likes
To play "Horsey."
428
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,742
No, no children! Children off!
429
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,644
Off, child, child! Off, off!
430
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:54,616
I'm sorry to tell you this,
But this marriage is off.
431
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:59,454
I can not stand children!
432
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,256
I never could.
433
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,081
When I was a child,
I couldn't stand me.
434
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:11,321
- we did it!
- it worked!
435
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,040
Hello?
436
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,476
Janet, what took you so
Long to answer the phone?
437
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,578
I was getting cindy out
Of her wedding gown.
438
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,982
Isn't her husband
Supposed to do that?
439
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:30,352
She's not married.
440
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,121
What's she doing
In a wedding gown?
441
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,990
oh, golly, it is a long story.
442
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,854
It's okay, I'm calling
Long distance.
443
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,298
Okay, here goes.
444
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,500
There was this guy who
Wanted to marry cindy,
445
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,936
And she couldn't get him
To take "No" for an answer.
446
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,771
So first we got her
In this wedding gown
447
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:53,275
- then we introduced
Her children to him.
- you're telling this all wrong.
448
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,945
First you get married and
Then you have the children.
449
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,980
Hey, chrissy, will
You just listen?
450
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,783
Look, it was a plan
That we all made up
451
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,885
Just to get rid of
This guy, and it worked.
452
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:07,322
- now do you understand?
- yeah, and I'm mad.
453
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:08,991
Why are you mad?
454
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,793
'cause, my own cousin gets
Married and has children
455
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,551
And she never even
Invited me to the wedding.
456
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,961
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