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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,025 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,526 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,028 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:21,064 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,633 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,135 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,004 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:30,007 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,568 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,555 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,012 ♪ three is company too ♪ 14 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:57,901 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:01,092 ♪ three is company too. ♪ 16 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,678 - good morning, janet! - coffee. 17 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,580 Isn't it a beautiful day? 18 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,583 I'll let you know just as Soon as I get my eyes open. 19 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,641 Coffee. 20 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,444 Thank you. 21 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,594 Where's the rest? 22 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:27,931 That's all for today. Too much Coffee is bad for your nerves. 23 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:31,056 Whatever you say. Fill it. 24 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:36,138 Janet, too much coffee in the Morning makes a person cranky, 25 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:40,243 - irritable, and nasty. - cindy, give me the coffee! 26 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,068 See, all you had was one sip And your irritable already. 27 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,217 Good morning, ladies, How are we doing? 28 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,487 - oh, swell. - any coffee left? 29 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,121 Uh-huh, hold your cup out. 30 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:55,425 Maybe I'd better pour it myself. 31 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,495 I'll be careful. 32 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,030 - okay, go ahead, gently. - all right. 33 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,532 Good. Any rolls left? 34 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:05,001 - right there on the... - hey! 35 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,871 Oh, jack, I'm so sorry! 36 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,572 Did I get any on your pants? 37 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,430 No, it all went into my shoe. 38 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:17,636 Well, at least your foot won't fall Asleep at your job interview today. 39 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,750 I'm not even sure I'm going. 40 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,886 What is that supposed to mean, 41 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,921 You're not even sure That you're going? 42 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,591 You know, all these Interviews are the same. 43 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,360 I walk in there and hand Mr. Angelino my resume, 44 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,195 He'll ask me what Experience I've had. 45 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,431 So I'll tell him about All the hamburger joints 46 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,133 And coffee shops I've worked in, 47 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:38,735 And he'll toss my resume On a stack of about 50 others 48 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,571 And say "Thank you, We'll let you know." 49 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,274 Jack, do you know What your problem is? 50 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,676 Yeah, I can't get a job Because I have no experience 51 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,812 And I have no experience Because I can't get a job. 52 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,114 Your problem is that You're full of self-pity. 53 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:54,651 I am not full of self-pity. 54 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,509 I just happen to feel Sorry for myself. 55 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,958 Both girls: aw, jack... 56 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,760 - where's that darling Little guy we all adore? - yeah. 57 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,764 Larry? He's away this weekend. 58 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:12,268 Come on, where's that cute little Smile that brightens up the room? 59 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,570 - cut it out, janet. - ah, there it is! 60 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:18,041 And don't forget those Twinkling blue eyes. 61 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:21,010 - my eyes don't twinkle. Do they, a little? - yeah. 62 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,047 What do you think Turns all the girls on? 63 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,316 Oh, come on, it doesn't Turn all the girls... 64 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,373 Most... A lot of them, some. 65 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,020 There it is. 66 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,056 There's that lovable personality 67 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,613 That can get you Anything you want. 68 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,761 Including that Job at angelino's. 69 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:42,065 That's right, so you just hustle on Down there and you knock 'em dead. 70 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,800 Well, maybe it's worth a try. 71 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,535 That's our jack! 72 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,039 Janet, did you really Mean what you said about 73 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,103 I could get anything I wanted? 74 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,599 Anything but that. 75 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,371 Good luck, bye! 76 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,953 What do you mean, He's too busy to talk? 77 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:07,357 You tell sam it's angelino And he better pick up the phone! 78 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:10,193 Hey, sam, now listen. 79 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,430 When I order aged Beef, I want aged beef. 80 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,031 - right? - right. 81 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,400 No, I don't have to see Their birth certificates. 82 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,135 All I need is a Good piece of meat. 83 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,737 That's not asking too much. 84 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,271 - right? - right. 85 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,307 Right! 86 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,676 Who the hell are you? 87 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,146 Mr. Angelino, I came to Apply for the job of chef. 88 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,148 Just put your resume on The desk with the others. 89 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,838 I'll be right back. 90 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,443 "Put you resume on the Desk with the others." 91 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,638 Um, teleph... 92 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,674 Mr. Angelino? 93 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:03,079 Is anybody... Hello? 94 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,023 No, mr. Angelino Just stepped out. 95 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,340 Sure, sure. I'll get a pencil. 96 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,022 Go ahead, I'll remember it. 97 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,624 Your name is david miller 98 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,660 And you're going out of town. 99 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,695 So you can't make Your appointment, sure. 100 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,730 Don't worry. I won't Forget, mr. Um... 101 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:24,367 Mr. Um... Miller! 102 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,036 David miller. Okay, I'll tell him. 103 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,703 Okay, bye-bye. 104 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,306 David miller, david Miller, going out of town, 105 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,041 Can't make the Appointment, david mill... 106 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,744 All right... Let's Get this over with. 107 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,614 - name? - david miller. I mean... 108 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,850 David miller? Why Didn't you say so? 109 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,652 Huh? 110 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,643 It is an honor to meet a Chef with your reputation. 111 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,960 Wait till people hear That I have the david miller 112 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,628 Cooking in my restaurant! 113 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,498 - you don't understand... - I know, you don't come cheap. 114 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,233 But money is no object. 115 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,569 Mr. Angelin... It isn't? No, no, wait a minute... 116 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,604 Please, miller, I need you! 117 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,639 Here, look at these resumes. 118 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,642 Amateurs, students, nobodies! 119 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,512 Here, look at this one. Jack tripper, college boy, 120 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,014 No experience. 121 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,883 I wouldn't let him wash My dishes. Jack tripper! 122 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:14,937 Now, just a minute... 123 00:06:14,961 --> 00:06:17,253 I don't need a tripper Tripping over my kitchen. 124 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:19,522 I need someone with experience. 125 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,023 Can you start monday night? 126 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,793 - monday night? - what a team we'll be! 127 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:26,029 "Angelino and david miller!" 128 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,663 - how does that sound? - well... 129 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:31,000 All right, all right. "David miller and angelino." 130 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,636 What do you say? 131 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,493 Call me dave. 132 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:45,147 I'll get it! Maybe it's jack! 133 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,816 I hope he got the job! 134 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,319 Hello? What? 135 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:52,922 Oh, sorry, you have The wrong number. 136 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,158 Nobody by that name lives here. 137 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,060 Hey, believe me, nobody Named david miller lives here. 138 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,530 Hold it, hold it! Hello? 139 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,266 Oh, hi, mr. Angelino, I can explain. 140 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:06,069 That was um, that was My new housekeeper. 141 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,104 She doesn't speak English very well. 142 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,873 Asta la vista, carmelita. 143 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,276 See you manana, senor! 144 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,311 Pardon me? 145 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,346 Tomorrow night Instead of monday night? 146 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,048 That's fine with me. 147 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,950 Listen, I'm looking Forward to it, too. 148 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,952 Bye-bye, mr. Angelino. 149 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,343 Mmm, chh-chh, mmm, chh-chh... 150 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,591 Hey, smarty pants. 151 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,093 - what? - who was that? 152 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,629 That was my new boss. 153 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,663 You got the job! 154 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:37,834 Jack, that's wonderful! Wait a Minute, who's this david miller? 155 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,435 I am. 156 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,138 - what? - not really, but Mr. Angelino thinks I am 157 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,607 And when I tried to Explain to him that I wasn't 158 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,742 He wouldn't listen because He was too busy telling me 159 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,744 Why he would never hire Anyone like me in the first place 160 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,981 And that made me so mad that when He offered me the job I accepted it 161 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,738 And that's why I'm david miller. 162 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,742 - what did you say? - I don't remember. 163 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,324 Jack, how could you possibly Say you were david miller? 164 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:04,160 I didn't say it, he did. 165 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,195 What about the Real david miller? 166 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,597 See, he's out of town, and By the time he gets back, 167 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,599 Mr. Angelino will know What a good cook I am 168 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,368 And he'll be so Impressed with my work 169 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,937 That he'll have to Let me keep the job. 170 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,972 Jack, this doesn't Sound like you. 171 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,975 I'm not me, I'm david miller. 172 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,377 - hey, jack... - janet, listen. 173 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,146 Just go along with me For a few weeks, okay? 174 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,732 I'm not gonna be jack Tripper. Can you handle that? 175 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,049 Ugh! 176 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,818 Can you handle that? 177 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,188 - I guess so, jack. - no, no, I'm david miller. 178 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,224 Hello? 179 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,259 Yes. 180 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,294 No. 181 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,330 No, I'm sorry. 182 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,198 Bye. 183 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,167 - who was that? - somebody named judy simms. 184 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,171 Judy simms? I've been trying to Get a date with her for weeks. 185 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,107 She had the wrong number. 186 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,432 - she was asking for some Guy named jack tripper. - what? 187 00:08:56,769 --> 00:09:01,050 - sorry, dave. - janet... 188 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,607 Mmmm! 189 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,223 - janet, hi. - hi. 190 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,925 - this is the big day. - oh, really? 191 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,426 And who are you gonna be today? 192 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,862 Cut it out, janet. 193 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,731 Okay, dave. 194 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,232 Oh, look, it's no big Deal. Who's gonna know? 195 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:21,103 Anybody who reads the Newspaper, that's who. 196 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,472 So what? It's an ad for Angelino's restaurant. 197 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,275 Yeah, why don't you Look down at the bottom? 198 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,311 "Angelino's proudly presents 199 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,346 The cooking wizardry Of david miller"? 200 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,715 Mm-hmm. Now what do you say? 201 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:37,453 Nobody ever reads the small Print in those ads anyway. 202 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,121 That's right, lefty. 203 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:42,324 We're gonna collect from That deadbeat miller after all. 204 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,360 No, I wouldn't Think of hurting him. 205 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:48,185 You know me. I'll hurt Him without thinking. 206 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,103 Look at this. 207 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:58,430 What do you know? The Rat's come out of his hole. 208 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:05,381 Angelino's restaurant. How Do you like that, hortense? 209 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,217 He's going to be at Angelino's restaurant. 210 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:14,679 That's right, no one runs off With my wife and gets away with it. 211 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,684 I'll kill him! 212 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,274 Hey, what are you doing, jack? 213 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,109 You're starting Your new job tonight. 214 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,744 Shouldn't you be reading Recipes instead of the paper? 215 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,780 Janet... 216 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,383 Does marlon brando Read about acting? 217 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,552 - excuse me? - does jack nicklaus Read golf manuals? 218 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,588 Does billy graham Read the bible? 219 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:48,390 That's a bad example. But you know what I mean. 220 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:51,060 I'm sorry, I was Just trying to help. 221 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,663 Janet, I am a p-r-o-fessional, 222 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,165 You understand? 223 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,134 I don't need to read To read recipes. 224 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,970 I got it all up here. Hello? 225 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,139 David who? What? 226 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,042 Oh! Yes! I'm him, I'm he. David miller speaking. 227 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,445 Funny thing, you Calling now, mr. Angelino. 228 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,480 I was just brushing Up on my recipes. 229 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,816 How... Oof! 230 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,851 What? Who... 231 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,387 Jason devereaux, The food critic? 232 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,289 He's coming to the Restaurant tonight. 233 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,325 He's requested my specialty! 234 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,226 What specialty? 235 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:28,464 Oh, that specialty! No prob, mr. Angelino. 236 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,499 I can do that one With my eyes closed. 237 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,501 Okay, see you soon. 238 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,171 Uh-huh, bye-bye. 239 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,906 Jack, where are you going? 240 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,175 - what are you doing? - poulet, poulet... 241 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,277 "Poulet poche aux Aromates au natural." 242 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,912 Oh! 243 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,547 - what are you doing? - you don't need this. 244 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,081 - gimme that. - remember, you don't need this. 245 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,750 Janet, gimme that! 246 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,719 - come here! - no! 247 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,611 Don't be such a Tease, janet, I want it! 248 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,196 You can't have it! 249 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,054 Janet, I just want to Look at it for a minute. 250 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,873 Hi, cindy, come here. She Won't give me my cookbook. 251 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,374 - cookbook? - yes. 252 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,443 Get up! Get up! 253 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,478 Don't you hit me. 254 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,670 Here, take it, you big baby. 255 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,052 I don't have time To read it now. 256 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,954 I'll take it with me. 257 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:28,024 Oh, jack, guess who's going To be at angelino's tonight? 258 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,692 - me. - no, me. 259 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,228 My boss asked me to entertain An out-of-town client tonight, 260 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,163 - and we're going to angelino's! - that's great, but remember, 261 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,332 I'm david miller, so if you See me don't give me away. 262 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,968 - jack, you won't even Know I'm there. - good, bec... 263 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,226 - oh, I'll get it... - ow! 264 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,483 Believe me, I'll Know you're there. 265 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,420 I'm coming, hold your Horses! Who is it? 266 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,088 open up, it's me, r.F.! 267 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,693 Quick, lock the door! 268 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,728 - mr. Furley! - I was almost rubbed out! 269 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,697 A gangster just Left my apartment! 270 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,756 Help me push this Couch against the door! 271 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,945 Mr. Furley, calm down! 272 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,346 I am calm! 273 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,181 How do you know this Guy was a gangster? 274 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,784 He told me! He wanted Information, but I didn't crack. 275 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,853 - I didn't tell him anything. - good for you. 276 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,988 How could I? I Don't know anything! 277 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,758 - what did the guy want? - he was looking for some guy 278 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,426 He thought lived In this building. 279 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,927 He wanted to give him a message. 280 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,331 - what was the message? - "Rest in peace." 281 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,700 I'd hate to be in david Miller's shoes right now. 282 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,668 - who? - david miller! 283 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,972 - the man he Was looking for! - where did that guy go? 284 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,640 I don't know, I think He was hungry. 285 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,909 He said something about Going to a restaurant. 286 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,113 Oh, my god, mr. Furley, we have to Get down to angelino's right away! 287 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,537 Not me, I'm not Budging from this spot! 288 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,120 What if that Gangster comes back? 289 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,444 I won't be here, I'll Be right with you! 290 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,157 My purse! 291 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,293 Mr. Furley... Mr. Furley! 292 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,850 Let go! 293 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,790 He's locked us in! 294 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,457 - oh, waiter? - yes, mr. Miller? 295 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,714 A little green For the navy bean. 296 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,422 That's kitchen comedy, It's just... Carry on. 297 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,613 Let's see... Sprinkle With tarragon. 298 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:08,350 Miller! 299 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,386 - you are doing great! - I am? 300 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,689 Yeah, jason devereaux told Me he just loves your soup. 301 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,724 He does... Well, of Course I knew he would. 302 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,926 What's a piece of paper Doing in this chicken? 303 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,929 Oh, that, uh, whoa, that, uh... 304 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,564 That's a special dish of mine, 305 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,288 It's chinese, it's called "Fortune chicken." 306 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,258 I never met a great Chef who wasn't crazy. 307 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,685 This salmon mousse, mr. Miller. 308 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,187 Ah. 309 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,124 One salmon coming Right up stream. 310 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,804 How's the salad coming, felipe? 311 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,829 Very well! gracias, senor. 312 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:09,178 And may I say what A pleasure it is 313 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,715 To work along side The great david miller. 314 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,750 Thank you, felipe. 315 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,014 No, thank you, senor. 316 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,989 Six years. 317 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,425 Six years I work In this kitchen, 318 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,961 I start out a dishwasher, 319 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,965 But I watch, I learn, I slave, 320 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,069 Waiting for the chance To become a chef. 321 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,405 And along comes this gringo 322 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,196 And steals my job! 323 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,553 Felipe, is there Something the matter? 324 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:56,158 Hey, everything is wonderful, 325 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,482 Your greatness, yes! 326 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,602 It's all right. I Am a patient man. 327 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,171 I wait my chance. 328 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,829 After all, he Cannot live forever. 329 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,425 You david miller? 330 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,159 Yes, sir, that's me. 331 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:35,531 Lefty don't like no chumps that Don't pay off their gambling debts. 332 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,434 Lefty, gam... I think You've got the wrong guy. 333 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,293 Just cough up the $200. 334 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,974 $200, I don't have $200. 335 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,044 Oh, that is a shame. Why don't we sit down... 336 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,413 And talk about this? 337 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,570 Whoa, whoo! 338 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,354 Well, it, uh... 339 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,390 - it is a little damp. - why don't we try The stove? 340 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,026 No, this is fine. I like it here. 341 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,527 This is nice. 342 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,196 I really hate to do this. 343 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,999 - don't look. - do what? 344 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,834 It'll be a surprise. 345 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,036 Hey, what's going on here? 346 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:18,173 Your chef likes to play the ponies But he don't like to pay the price. 347 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,808 Mr. Angelino, Don't listen to him. 348 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,310 Listen to him, listen to him! 349 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,811 How much does he owe you? 350 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,846 - 200. - 200, huh? 351 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,948 All right, here you go, Now, get out of here. 352 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,984 It's a pleasure doing Business with you. 353 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,475 Hey, have a nice day. 354 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,992 Whew, mr. Angelino, I really Appreciate that. Thanks a lot. 355 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,428 Crazy chefs. Oh, I forgot tell you. 356 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,497 One of our customers Would like to meet you. 357 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,899 - I've got a lot to do. - it's good public relations. 358 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,934 - I'm very busy. - she's very attractive. 359 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,458 Send her in. 360 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,996 Whew! 361 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,578 Mercy. 362 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,680 - hello. - hello. 363 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,181 Are you david miller? 364 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,671 The one and only. 365 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,386 I've been looking Forward to this moment. 366 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,054 Hai! 367 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,744 Hai! 368 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,160 That's for my kid sister. 369 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,250 What did she order? 370 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,601 Don't you play dumb with me. 371 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,585 What are you talk... Hey! 372 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,028 Who's your sister? 373 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,811 You mean, you don't Even remember her name? 374 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,312 Wait, wait! 375 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,269 Ole! 376 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,490 And don't ever get Near my sister again. 377 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,714 You can count on It. We're through. 378 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,825 Why didn't you help? 379 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,829 She didn't need no help. 380 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,145 A party of eight just came In, all ordering steaks. 381 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,046 Felipe, give me a Hand in the freezer. 382 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,837 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 383 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,454 Furley... Jack, you've Gotta get out of here. 384 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,391 - there's a gangster Looking for you. - she already found me. 385 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,260 I'm serious. Your Life's in danger. 386 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,350 It's cold in here! 387 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:27,636 - janet's right... That guy Was a real tough hombre. - and he was looking for me? 388 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,706 - no, but he was looking For david miller. - that's close enough. 389 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,408 Let's get out of here. No job is worth this. 390 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,811 You! You david miller? 391 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,748 - no, no... - no, david miller Went out for a bite. 392 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,985 Oh, well, I'll wait for him. 393 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,686 I'm gonna kill him. 394 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,322 I'll kill him! 395 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,357 - there you are! - no, I'm not. 396 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,392 - I'm jason devereaux. - the food critic? 397 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,662 Right. I just want to congratulate You on a wonderful salmon mousse! 398 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,866 - well, thank you! - it's even better than Your poulet poche. 399 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,401 - you think so? - let's go. 400 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,936 Janet, I'm busy. Go on. 401 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,204 In fact, I'm gonna give You a fantastic review. 402 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,940 Just make sure you Spell my name right. 403 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,209 How could I misspell "Miller"? 404 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,245 - you are him! - wait! 405 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,480 - you lied to me! - just a minute! 406 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,516 This man is a Friend of mine, and... 407 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,051 And what?! 408 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,356 And, I got a lot of friends. 409 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,591 Back off, back Off! Freeze, miller! 410 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,927 Stop it! This is not David miller, officers. 411 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,929 I can tell you that Because I'm his roommate. 412 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,697 Hi, everybody! 413 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,333 I'd like to give my Complements to the chef. 414 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,836 - who's she? - his other roommate. 415 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,171 You're living with two girls? That proves that you're miller! 416 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,207 Cindy, will you tell These people who I am? 417 00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,497 Sure! He's david miller. 418 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,714 I don't believe this. I can't believe this. 419 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:49,284 There's your Husband, mrs. Miller. 420 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,954 He's not david miller. I Wouldn't marry a jerk like that. 421 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:57,881 - oh, bless you. - how dare you impersonate Such a wonderful person? 422 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,365 Well, it looks like We made a mistake. 423 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:04,899 Sorry, pal. 424 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:09,070 I think I'll go home And feed my wife's bird... 425 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,994 To my cat. 426 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,512 - ech! - you know, we haven't Been served yet. 427 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,836 How do you get a Waiter around here? 428 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,712 That's one way. 429 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,092 What's that? 430 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,128 I don't know, but it sounds Like it's coming from in there. 431 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,318 The freezer, oh no! 432 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,700 Mr. Angelino! 433 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:44,406 F-ff... F-f... - freezing? - f-fired! 434 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,907 B-b-bueno! 435 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:49,078 Now I get my cha-ch-chance! 436 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:55,117 F-f-f... - felipe! - forget it! 437 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,019 Is it too late to ask For a second chance? 438 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,488 Really, mr. Angelino, It wasn't his fault. 439 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,524 No, I've had it With crazy chefs. 440 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,359 They're not worth it. 441 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,862 I'm gonna hire me some kid Out of a cooking school. 442 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,697 You're gonna what? 443 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,999 Here's one. Tripper, Jack tripper. 444 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,456 I'll hire him! 445 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,880 Well, at least it proved That I'm good enough to work 446 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,816 In a top-rated restaurant. 447 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,450 But you could have been killed. 448 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,487 Yeah, that was a stupid idea, 449 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,522 Using somebody else's name. 450 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:36,625 Oh, I don't know. A lot of Great men have done that. 451 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,360 Really? Like who? 452 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:40,150 Like me. 453 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,099 I remember one Time many years ago, 454 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,090 I was talking to this chick. 455 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:51,861 And somehow I happened to Tell her that I was errol flynn. 456 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,568 - and she believed you? - sure, I had a moustache then. 457 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,616 - you're putting us on. - no, I'm not, no. 458 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,651 She fell for it Hook, line, and sinker. 459 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:06,888 I was doing great, she Was practically panting. 460 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:10,392 But then I went too Fast, too far, to soon, 461 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,883 I said something just A little too risque. 462 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,820 - and what happened? - she hung up on me. 463 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:45,193 John ritter: three's company was Videotaped in front of a studio audience. 34339

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