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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:13,256 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,758 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,259 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,727 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,964 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,588 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,201 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,870 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,371 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:29,973 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 11 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,943 ♪ we've a loveable space That needs your face ♪ 12 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:34,866 ♪ three's company too ♪ 13 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:43,586 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 14 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,221 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:46,979 ♪ three is company too ♪ 16 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,832 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,400 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 18 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,458 ♪ three is company too. ♪ 19 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,711 Hello, cheerful finance? Hi. 20 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:13,116 I read your ad in the times, uh, Loans up to $5000, no questions asked. 21 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:15,751 Yeah, and I was won... Huh? 22 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,954 Oh, no, I don't own my own home. 23 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,156 No, I... Hmm? 24 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,492 No, I don't own a car. 25 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:26,696 Collateral? Uh, no. 26 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,932 Uh, no. 27 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,935 No. 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,671 no. 29 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:38,007 No. Hello? 30 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,243 They hung up on me. 31 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,936 You're not gonna have any Boyfriends left if you keep saying no. 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,784 I was trying to Get us some money. 33 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,687 Then stop saying no. 34 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,455 Jack! 35 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,724 - look at all these bills! - I know. 36 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,593 What about the pawn shop? They Give you anything for your watch? 37 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,927 - yeah. - what? 38 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,996 A new strap. They Felt sorry for me. 39 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,130 Do you like it? 40 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,333 What're we gonna Do for rent money? 41 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:06,736 Maybe you should borrow Some money from your boyfriend... 42 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,438 - what's his name, bill? - oh, come on, jack. 43 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,574 I don't borrow money From guys I date. 44 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,077 - well, maybe if you broke up? - oh, stop! 45 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,045 Janet, we've gotta do something. 46 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,281 I know, I'm doing The best I can. 47 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,383 I know, I'm trying To figure it out. 48 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,352 - hiya, jack. - lar, lar, larry. Look, janet, it's larry. 49 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:29,125 Larry, we were just talking About what a terrific friend you are. 50 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,628 Forget it, jack, I'm broke. 51 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,264 Can you believe this guy? 52 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,199 He thinks we're gonna Ask him for some money. 53 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,734 Oh, heaven forbid. 54 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,869 Good, because all I Got left is a buck, 85. 55 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,871 - we'll take it. - not so fast. 56 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,574 That buck, 85 is gonna Get me halfway to jennifer. 57 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,076 Jennifer? 58 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,578 Yeah, that's his new girlfriend. She lives way out in the valley. 59 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,848 Yeah, and all this driving back and Forth is starting to wear me down. 60 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,516 And last night, I ran outta gas. 61 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,385 Oh, no, on the freeway? 62 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,320 Worse, in my apartment. 63 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,025 - can I see the sports section? - oh, sure, larry, there you go. 64 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,727 Mr. Fur... It's mister... Hi, Mr. Furley. Hi, mr. Furley. 65 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,796 - hi, kids. - look, mr. Furley... 66 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:10,133 I know, I know, you Haven't got the rent, right? 67 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,901 Well, yeah, as a Matter of fact... 68 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,969 It's okay, it's okay, I was just talkin' 69 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,971 To a friend of mine Who can help you out. 70 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:17,506 He can help us out? 71 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,109 That's right. He Owns a moving van. 72 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,579 Oh, uh... Listen, mr. Furley... 73 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,250 Look, look, if it was up to Me, I'd give you more time. 74 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:30,019 But my brother bart just Won't take any more excuses. 75 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,857 He said, either you cough up the Rent, or you cough up the apartment. 76 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,262 Whoa, whoa, whoa! una momento, eh? 77 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,620 Just let me handle This, all right? 78 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,634 Be cool. 79 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,170 Are you aware of section 945, 80 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:50,273 Municipal code 386, paragraph 3b, 81 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:53,576 Which states, you cannot evict Anyone without 90 days notice? 82 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,812 Don't hand me that. There is no such code. 83 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:59,071 He's smarter than he looks. 84 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,519 I am not! 85 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:07,590 Come on, what's it gonna be? Do you have the rent, yes or no? 86 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,859 Somewhere in the Middle of yes and no. 87 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:13,262 We have our part of the rent. We just don't have chrissy's share. 88 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,964 Yeah, we... We can give You our two-thirds. 89 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,167 Well, that's not good Enough. I've gotta have it all. 90 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:20,136 But, mr. Furley, it Hasn't been easy for us. 91 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,570 I mean, look at all these bills. 92 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,939 You got a bill from The gas company, 93 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,240 A bill from the Electric company, 94 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,042 Here's a letter from Chrissy, telephone bill... 95 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,543 Hey, wait, lemme see The letter from chrissy. 96 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,612 Wait, maybe she sent The rent money, jack. 97 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,947 Oh, please, let it be in here. 98 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:34,918 Oh, an envelope for mr. Furley. 99 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,721 - good old chrissy. - I knew she wouldn't Let us down. 100 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:41,458 - well, better late than never. - how about that, larry? Saved by the bell. 101 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:45,795 "Dear mr. Furley, I owe you One month's rent. Chrissy snow." 102 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:50,266 That was no bell, Jack. That's a ding-a-ling. 103 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,669 Look, kids, I can give You one more day. 104 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,904 And after that, you Know, it's outta my hands. 105 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,306 Mr. Furley, where are We gonna get the money? 106 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,109 I don't know, maybe you oughta 107 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,644 Get yourselves another Roommate till chrissy comes back. 108 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,314 - another roommate? - really, that's ridiculous. 109 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,348 That's a stupid idea. 110 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:10,475 Just because an idea's stupid Doesn't mean it won't work. 111 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:33,276 Hello? Is anybody home? 112 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,679 Come in, come in. Look. 113 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,514 Are you sure they won't mind? 114 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,516 Mind? They'll thank me. 115 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,585 Hmm, not bad. 116 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:45,454 You could say that again. 117 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:49,325 Let me just show you the Bedroom you'll be sharing. 118 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,793 Bedroom? 119 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,495 Did I say "Bedroom"? I'm Sorry, I meant the kitchen. 120 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,232 - right this way. - well, thank you, mr. Furley. 121 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,856 - you could call me ralph. - why? 122 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,276 Jack? Janet? 123 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:09,412 Psst, looks like nobody's home. 124 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,481 Do they always Leave the door open? 125 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,984 Like I told you, jennifer, this is A very friendly neighborhood. 126 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,753 - you're gonna love living here. - well... 127 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:20,657 Yeah, it's close to everything: Shopping, the beach, my apartment. 128 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,559 This is the kitchen. Here's the living room. 129 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,462 This is the bathroom, and, of course, Your handy bedroom, right in here. 130 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:27,886 Mm-hmm. 131 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,804 Well, it's very nice, 132 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:38,675 But I'm not sure about Sharing an apartment. 133 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,778 Well, you've gotta have a place, And there's nothing else available. 134 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,579 Well, I don't know. 135 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:48,051 It's been so hard, making Decisions since my husband died. 136 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,919 Oh, you're a widow? 137 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,410 I mean, what a shame. 138 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,794 Poor charlie. It was his heart. 139 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:01,030 He went like that... During the night. 140 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,188 And it killed him? 141 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,980 voila. 142 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:21,550 Oh, jack, I'm Gonna love it here. 143 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,820 I've always wanted To live near the beach. 144 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,055 Yeah, there's so Many fun things to do. 145 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,656 Yeah. 146 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,693 It'll be so convenient... I mean, For you and me to get together. 147 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:34,564 - how much? - as much as we want. 148 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:38,234 I mean, how much is the rent? 149 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,436 The... The... Oh, The rent! Sorry. 150 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,105 Yeah, well, let's talk About that later. I thought... 151 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,440 Jack, if we're gonna Go to the beach, 152 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,609 I've gotta change Into my bathing suit. 153 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:50,379 Oh, sure, maxine, why don't you use The little girls' room, right there? 154 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,872 And I'll go into my room and Change into my bathing trunks. 155 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,993 Think of the money you'll save. 156 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,729 And you're just gonna love The kids, they're wonderful k... 157 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,564 No wild parties, No weird goings-on. 158 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,968 - well, I should hope not. - they're hardly ever at home. 159 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,003 Here, lemme show You the bathroom. 160 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,308 What was that? 161 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,311 The, uh, plumber, Fixing the pipes. 162 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,313 Uh, lemme show you the bedroom. 163 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,053 Plumber's helper. 164 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:33,189 Oh! 165 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,590 - jack! - larry! 166 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,925 - mr. Furley! - larry! 167 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,827 - jack! - maxine. 168 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,851 Both: maxine! 169 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,200 That man was peeping in on me. 170 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:48,638 That's ridiculous! What do you think I am? 171 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,573 A creep! That man was Peeping in on us, too. 172 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,843 A peeping creep! Shame On you, mr. Furley. 173 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,145 Jack, who are all these people? 174 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,315 That's what I'd like to know. Larry, what are you doing here? 175 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,318 - I brought your new roommate. - hi. 176 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,340 Maybe I'd better go. 177 00:09:03,364 --> 00:09:05,455 No, you stay here. You're the new roommate. 178 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,356 I thought I was The new roommate! 179 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,258 You are, you are! 180 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:12,261 And for the rest of You, this is not a hotel! 181 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,564 It's not a nudist colony, Either. Put your pants on. 182 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:18,089 Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry! 183 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:22,838 Mr. Furley, I only think It's fair to let you know 184 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,274 That we were here first. 185 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,143 we were here first. 186 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,878 Hey, just a minute, Just a minute. 187 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,849 I don't care who was first. I'm The one who lives here, remember? 188 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,633 Larry: you want me to Help you with the rent? 189 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,588 Hey, hey, what's going on? 190 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,958 Oh, janet, janet, You're just in time. 191 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,383 In time for what? 192 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,969 Janet, would you Please tell these people 193 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:56,072 Who has the right to Pick our new roommate, 194 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,507 These outsiders or Somebody who lives here? 195 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,643 Well, somebody who Lives here, of course. 196 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,645 Talk to me, janet! You see? 197 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:06,815 I'm so glad you feel that Way, too, jack. Bill, come on in! 198 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:10,008 Jack, I'd like for you to Meet our new roommate. 199 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,430 - him? - him. 200 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,432 - our new roommate? - uh-huh. 201 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,360 That is so sick. 202 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,509 It is, is it? 203 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,045 This is not an apartment. It's grand central station. 204 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,214 Wait a minute, wait a minute. How about dinner tonight? 205 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,783 - no, thank you. - how about some other night? 206 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,775 Thanks, but I doubt that I'll ever be that hungry. 207 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:51,727 Woman's so crazy about Me, she can't even eat. 208 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,551 I'll just go... 209 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,633 Well, honey, what're We gonna do now? 210 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,839 Well, whatever it is, We'll do it in my apartment. 211 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,908 Oh, jack, one thing I'd like to know. 212 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:09,667 Are you still gonna kiss both Your roommates good night? 213 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,349 Do you mind if I Make a suggestion? 214 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,751 - no. - yes. 215 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,386 Janet, I'd like to speak to You privately in the kitchen. 216 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,389 Excuse me, my darling. Would You have a seat on the sofa? 217 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,157 There seems to be a Slight misunderstanding. 218 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,227 Excuse me, my darling. Would You have a seat here on the sofa? 219 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,962 There seems to be a Slight misunderstanding. 220 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,765 I'm sure I can Handle this, though. 221 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,034 - after you. - no, no, no, after you. 222 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,303 - after you. - no, of course, after you. 223 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,638 Oh, come on. Ladies first. 224 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,506 What do you think you're doing, 225 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,443 Bringing lover boy back Here without checking with me? 226 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,478 Hey, back off, buster. 227 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,581 You're just sore because I brought a man in here. 228 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,782 Sore? Sore? 229 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,050 Do I look sore?! 230 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,453 Janet, janet, janet, janet. 231 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:55,558 Janet, I'm just thinking Of your reputation. 232 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,028 Believe me, people are just not ready To see a woman living with two men. 233 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,364 What? 234 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,733 Janet, a single, Attractive woman 235 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,668 Living with two guys? 236 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,904 I mean, there are people out There who would just love 237 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:12,274 To let their filthy imaginations Run wild with something like that. 238 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,176 Oh, yeah? And who's Gonna tell 'em? 239 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,512 I am! 240 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,214 Then how come you weren't Worried about your reputation, 241 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,917 Jack, living with two girls? 242 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:25,288 Because I'm a man, and men don't Have to worry about their reputations. 243 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,657 What?! 244 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,091 What, what? 245 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,594 Did you hear what you just said? 246 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,929 I wasn't listening. 247 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:38,233 Do you know what you are Jack? You are a male chauvinist... 248 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,035 - don't say it. - oink. 249 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,838 - janet. Janet, janet... - oink, oink, oink! 250 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:49,378 Excuse us, we're just Having a small discussion. 251 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,780 - it'll just be a moment. - no problem. 252 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,116 All right, jack, now listen. 253 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,385 At least, bill can handle His share of the rent. 254 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,020 After all, he makes Very good money. 255 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,355 So does maxine. She's a buyer. 256 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,757 Really? Looks more Like a seller to me. 257 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,883 Oh, janet! 258 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,932 Oh, so sorry, I Didn't mean that. 259 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,624 Well, can I get you a Saucer of milk, meow? 260 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,672 I said I was sorry. 261 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,774 Yeah, well, I said, "Meow, meow." 262 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,976 - well, oink, oink. - well, meow, meow. 263 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,581 Hi. 264 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,982 Hello. 265 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,851 I'm sorry it took so Long, but jeanette and I 266 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,421 Were having a deep, Philosophical discussion. 267 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,824 And you thought they were Doing "Old macdonald had a farm." 268 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,096 I think we better Get this decided, jack. 269 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,066 Yes, but janet, we don't Want to rush into things. 270 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,703 After all, what we decide here Will not only affect our lives, 271 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,473 But also, the lives Of two other people. 272 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,642 That's right, jack, It's a big decision. 273 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,078 And not one that Should be taken lightly. 274 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,147 You're absolutely Right. I'll call it. 275 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,351 Heads. Heads it Is! Hurt me, yeah. 276 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,654 - hey, no way, jose! - okay, okay, you call it. 277 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,623 - heads. - heads. 278 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,791 - jack, where'd it go? - I don't know. 279 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,655 - you're such a ninny. - where is it? 280 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,431 Anybody lose a quarter? 281 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,967 - thank you very much. - that's okay. 282 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,035 - who are you? - I'm cindy. 283 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,304 - cindy? - yeah, chrissy's cousin. Hi. 284 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,708 - glad to meet you. Hi. - hi. 285 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,244 Yeah, she said I could Stay here while she's gone. 286 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,980 Didn't you get her letter? 287 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,282 I told you to read Chrissy's letter. 288 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,826 Hey, we got a problem. 289 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,822 Hey, wait a minute. 290 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,690 If she's movin' in, Then what about us? 291 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,959 Oh, hang on a second, There, bill, hang on. 292 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,228 Put that stuff down Here. Cindy, is it? Cindy? 293 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,296 - yeah! - here is bill and maxine. 294 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,166 You see, bill and maxine Both need a place to stay. 295 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,001 And since we were Looking for a roommate... 296 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,970 And you're trying to decide Which one it should be, right? 297 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,505 Right, and then When you showed up... 298 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,041 - well, it's no problem. - oh, it isn't? 299 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,509 No! Bill, what's your birthday? 300 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,978 - august 26. Why? - you're a leo? 301 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:03,360 Virgo. 302 00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:05,915 Well, that's even better. And maxine, what's yours? 303 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,284 January 4th, why? 304 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,786 I knew it, you're a capricorn. 305 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,223 You two are earth People, a perfect couple. 306 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,359 Do you realize How lucky you are? 307 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,930 - lucky? - yeah, it's like it was Written in the stars. 308 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,366 It's like it was Written in chinese, 309 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,135 'cause no one here knows What you're talkin' about. 310 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,405 But it's so clear. Look. 311 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,640 You were born under The sign of capricorn, 312 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,809 And you're born Under the sign of virgo, 313 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,012 And there's a sign for a one-bedroom Apartment right down the street. 314 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,681 Now, what could be more clear? 315 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,417 You mean, you want us To share an apartment? 316 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,619 Wait a second, she doesn't Know what she's talking about. 317 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,422 - no... - actually, it's not such a bad idea. 318 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,424 Well, what are we waiting for? 319 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,426 Can I say something? 320 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,321 - bye-bye. - uh, bye-bye. 321 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,772 Gee, they make a nice couple. 322 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,959 That was no couple. That was my girlfriend. 323 00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:05,907 And my boyfriend. 324 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:09,945 Oh, gosh, I've only Been here a few minutes, 325 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,681 And I've already Messed things up, huh? 326 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,151 You don't want me Livin' here. I'll be going. 327 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,991 - wait, wait, wait. - hang on a second. Not so fast. 328 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,894 - you didn't know Who those people were. - right. 329 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,029 I mean, it's true, you Did louse things up, 330 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,664 But I've made a Few mistakes in my... 331 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,734 - jack, jack, jack... - last summer, I made a little one... 332 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,170 Would you like to see The rest of the apartment? 333 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,837 - okay. - janet: okay. 334 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:39,775 But wait a minute, I'd like To get my boat. Just a sec'. 335 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,777 No, she didn't say, "Boat," did she? 336 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,445 Nah, I think she said, "Coat." 337 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,904 - right... - coat? Why would she leave with a b... 338 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,324 Whoa, a boat! Whoa, a boat. 339 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,894 It's an actual boat, here. 340 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,297 - hi. - my boat. 341 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,565 What are you doing with a boat? 342 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,300 It's for the swimmin' pool. 343 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,837 I got so embarrassed when it Accidentally inflated on the bus. 344 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,110 Cindy, we don't Have a swimming pool. 345 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,747 But I thought chrissy says Everybody down here has a pool. 346 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,471 Uh, ours was stolen. 347 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,820 Why don't I just put This outside, okay? 348 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,555 Gee, I'm real sorry. 349 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,592 Boy, that suitcase... Oh, let me help you. 350 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,561 Yeah, it's a little crooked Up here, but I can fix it. 351 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,565 Don't worry, I think I'll Just screw this back on. 352 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,734 Gee, I musta knocked this loose. 353 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,270 It'll be fine. 354 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,773 Yeah, good heavens. 355 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,964 Well, now, the boat's All docked, and... 356 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,129 You should be more careful! 357 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:57,719 - is it broken? - no, it's just Flattened a little. 358 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,589 Look, cindy, perhaps I Should show you the bedroom. 359 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,613 - okay. - okay! 360 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,816 Oh. 361 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,600 There, that's better. Whoa! 362 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,002 No, no, wait, it's Okay. I'll handle that. 363 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,303 I'll get it, okay? No problem. 364 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,603 I'll get my other suitcase. 365 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:18,162 The one with the wrecking ball? 366 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,446 - right in here. - oh, thanks! 367 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,703 Hang on... Whoa! 368 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,106 - jack... - whoa! 369 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:37,058 Janet? Jeanette? Can I speak to You for just one second, here? 370 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,594 What is it, jack? 371 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,097 I hope hurricane cindy Is us passing through. 372 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,967 Don't worry, I'll Take care of this. 373 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,468 Why don't you go Make us some lunch? 374 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,052 Lunch? Yeah, I better Use paper plates, huh? 375 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,876 Cindy, uh, you could sleep here. 376 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,311 Terrific. And which Dresser should I use? 377 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,948 You're unpacking? Oh! Sure, Sure, you'd be unpacking. 378 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,050 Go ahead and use that one. 379 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,053 Great, thanks. 380 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,422 Golly, it's real nice that you could Get down to l.A. For a couple of days. 381 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,292 Oh, I'll be staying here For a lot longer than that. 382 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,595 How long... How nice! 383 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,798 - I start my new job on monday. - that's nice. 384 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,701 Yeah, at chrissy's old Office. She got me the job. 385 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,236 - good old chrissy. - yeah, really! 386 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,371 Yeah, really. 387 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,241 Janet, I am so excited! 388 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,710 I just know I'm Gonna love livin' here. 389 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,679 Oh, well, now, let's Not be too hasty. 390 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,767 Sit down, cindy. Sit Down and chat with me. 391 00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:34,116 Okay. 392 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:38,253 See, I hate to break This to you, but there are 393 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:42,291 A lot of problems with This kind of situation. 394 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,560 - yeah, I know what you mean. - you do? 395 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,164 Yeah, I'm gonna have the same Problem here that I had back home. 396 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,766 Oh, what problem was that? 397 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,736 Well, it seems I always played Second fiddle to chrissy, 398 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,706 Because she was so Beautiful, and I come down here, 399 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,030 And I end up with a Gorgeous roommate. 400 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,621 There are no problems That can't be overcome. 401 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,823 Let me help you unpack. 402 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,025 Okay. 403 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,495 - janet, can I see you? - yeah? Excuse me, I'll be right back. 404 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,399 - yeah, jack? - well, how long's she staying? 405 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,035 - as long as she likes. - what? 406 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,571 Well, cindy, tell me How come you left home. 407 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:34,910 Oh, well, it all started when My mother found my diary, 408 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,813 And she read it from Beginning to end. 409 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,616 No! What happened? 410 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,150 She fell asleep. 411 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,152 She said it was the dullest Thing she'd ever read. 412 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,088 Oh, no kidding! 413 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:50,926 Yeah. Oh, janet, gosh, this is So different from a small town. 414 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,260 I'm gonna be meeting guys 415 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,830 Who never even knew me When I had braces on my teeth. 416 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:59,434 It's a whole new life. I feel like A chicken comin' out of an egg. 417 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,237 Oh, well, just look out for Some of the roosters down here. 418 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,340 Look, while you finish unpacking, I'll go help jack with some lunch. 419 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,909 - oh, please, let me! Let me. - sure, honey. 420 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,013 As long as I'm going to be Living here, I want to be helpful. 421 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,230 I, uh... I thought you Might need some help. 422 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,667 Oh, I do, I do. 423 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,501 No, no, no, no, no. 424 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:42,277 I guess you know why I'm here. 425 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,580 You want to play tennis? 426 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,848 - I want the rent. - oh. 427 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,951 - I tripped over this darn Thing on my way up here. - oh. 428 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:54,289 Oh, you nice man! You Found my racquet for me. 429 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,524 And I almost Broke my foot on it. 430 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,582 Oh, I'm sorry. 431 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,069 Who's this? 432 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:11,172 Oh, I'm sorry, mr. Furley. This is cindy, chrissy's cousin. 433 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:13,208 This is our Landlord, mr. Furley. 434 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,377 - cindy: hi. - she's gonna be living With us for a while. 435 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,880 - cindy: nice to meet ya. - furley: ohh, great. 436 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,515 As long as she can pay Her share of the rent. 437 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,951 - oh, I can, I can. - good, good. 438 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,854 Just as soon as I get my First paycheck, in two weeks. 439 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,757 In two weeks? Oh, no, That's not good enough. 440 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:31,626 I need it right now. 441 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,329 My, you're a taurus, aren't you? 442 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,032 - a what? - you were born in may, right? 443 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,434 How'd you know that? 444 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,804 Oh, I can spot a Taurus anywhere. 445 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,607 Those piercing Eyes, that firm jaw, 446 00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:49,344 that confident swagger Of a born leader, 447 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:53,882 That magnetism that Women find so irresistible. 448 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,874 Oh, she's go-ood. 449 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,956 She hasn't missed a thing! 450 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,625 Wait a minute, young lady! 451 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,994 I know what you're doin', And it's not gonna work. 452 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:09,931 I knew it, you can't put Anything over on a taurus. 453 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:12,300 You're darn right, you Can't, and if you don't come up 454 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,569 With that money in... 455 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,005 Two weeks, out you go! 456 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,607 Yes, sir. 457 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,376 And you can take your Two friends here with you. 458 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,368 Maybe you kids'll learn Not to mess with a taurus! 459 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:43,331 Hey, jacky, how'd you make out In the roommate sweepstakes? 460 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,133 As a matter of fact... 461 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,002 Don't tell me, you ended Up with bill, am I right? 462 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,937 - well, actually, larry... - I knew it! 463 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,474 I knew it the minute I walked out That door, I knew it would be bill. 464 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:55,010 You know, that janet, she's got You wrapped around her little finger. 465 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:58,335 You know what Your problem is, jack? 466 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:03,485 Who, who, who... 467 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:05,253 - oh, that's bill. - bill? 468 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,422 Yeah, that's what he looks Like when he gets ready for bed. 469 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:11,059 Hey, bill, bill, I Don't think we've met! 470 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,461 No, sorry, bill Doesn't like strangers. 471 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,995 - say, bill! - good night, larry. 472 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,886 Ooh, mr. Bill, no-oo! 473 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:44,993 John ritter: three's company was Videotaped in front of a studio audience. 36739

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