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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:13,623 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,058 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,560 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:18,094 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:21,264 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:22,921 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:25,769 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,370 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:28,872 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,406 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 11 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,376 ♪ we've a loveable space That needs your face ♪ 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,899 ♪ three's company too ♪ 13 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,087 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 14 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,655 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,412 ♪ three is company too ♪ 16 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,333 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,834 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 18 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,891 ♪ three is company too. ♪ 19 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,607 Oh, come on, larry. 20 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,610 I just want to borrow the Keys to your car for one night. 21 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,279 Why not? 22 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,080 Oh, larry. 23 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:14,151 Two miles. 24 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,152 You're some friend, man. 25 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,254 I'd do it for you. 26 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,912 Larry, hang on a Second, will you? 27 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:29,787 I have to go now, larry. The orgy's just started. 28 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,671 I can't breathe. 29 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,806 I have a pain in my side. 30 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,675 I have a cramp in my stomach, 31 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,477 And my legs hurt. 32 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,879 Then why do you go jogging? 33 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,615 It makes me feel good. 34 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,841 I can't wait to get out Of these sweaty clothes. 35 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,425 You were kidding about The orgy, of course. 36 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,560 Of course. 37 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,494 Hello, larry. 38 00:01:58,518 --> 00:01:59,930 - I've been had. - thanks, larry. 39 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,598 - you're welcome. - come on, larry. 40 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,700 I've got a date tonight With bonnie chamberlain. 41 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,702 Look, I need the car now. 42 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,470 I'll drop the keys Off this afternoon. 43 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,673 I thought you had To work tonight. 44 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,440 You mean at that Hamburger joint? 45 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,409 - yeah. - not anymore. I quit. 46 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,479 Quit? Jack, you Can't afford to quit. 47 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,848 You can if you got The chef job at lucien's. 48 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,585 - lucien's? The lucien's? - the one and only. 49 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,153 Dean travers heard there Was an opening in the kitchen 50 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,289 - and he called me. - jack, I'm so proud of you! 51 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,291 Hey, buddy, that's Great! When do you start? 52 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,426 I'll let you know as Soon as they hire me. 53 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,762 Wait a minute. 54 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,298 You quit your old job Before you got a new job? 55 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,766 Janet, you don't Have to worry, look. 56 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,202 Dean travers wrote me a Personal recommendation. 57 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:41,671 But how come you had To quit your old job first? 58 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,874 After all, a bird in the hand... 59 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:46,631 Can get your hand Awful dirty. Excuse me. 60 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,426 Uh, excuse me? 61 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,228 Oh. Yes, sir? 62 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:07,430 Uh, you want a reservation? 63 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,032 No, actually I'm Here about the job. 64 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:11,568 Oh. 65 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,770 Do you think you're good Enough to work at lucien? 66 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,739 Well, uh. Yes, sir. 67 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,142 Ha! 68 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,011 Uh, sir, I have a Letter of reference. 69 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,180 - oh? - yes, I know that 70 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,316 You're familiar with the Dean of my cooking school, 71 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,685 - mr. Travers. - travers. 72 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,642 That pig. 73 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,758 That pig he prepares Polynesian style 74 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,760 Is in a class by itself. 75 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:40,296 Oh, yeah, you Bet. Love that pig. 76 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,198 Dean travers is An incredible cook. 77 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,667 Nonsense, the man Got lucky with one pig. 78 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,603 He's a no-talent fraud. 79 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,804 As I was saying, 80 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,273 Dean travers is an Incredible crook. 81 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,709 Imagine, ripping off those Poor, innocent students. 82 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,045 But, he does know how to teach. 83 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,949 Do you have a personal Recommendation from him? 84 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:01,184 Uh, yes. 85 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,619 Well, let me have it. 86 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:05,244 Uh, what did I do... 87 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:09,047 Here. 88 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,529 - where's the letter? - that was it. 89 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,993 Excuse me, uh... Let me just... 90 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,201 It's uh, well. 91 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:21,025 I could have this pressed. 92 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,111 It goes together. 93 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,779 That one right here. "He's exceptional." 94 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,114 Yes. 95 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,717 Yes, yes, yes. Very impressive. 96 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,052 Does that mean You'll give me the job? 97 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,288 You can start tonight. 98 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,446 That's great! Thank you. 99 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,561 Excuse me. Uh, uh, sir? 100 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:49,266 I happened to bring along Some of my favorite recipes 101 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:53,003 That got me quite a few, Well, raves in cooking school. 102 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:55,938 I don't think you'll need those. 103 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,641 Well, hey, scratch the recipes. 104 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,643 You probably want Me to wait awhile 105 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,646 Before I start with My own creations. 106 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,347 You just tell me what you want. 107 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,749 I want you to clear the Tables, fill the water pitchers, 108 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,952 And help the waiters. 109 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:12,288 Wait a second, that... That... That's what a busboy does. 110 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,291 You're a quick learner. I like that in a busboy. 111 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:19,362 A busboy? Wait... A busboy. 112 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,532 I said something amusing? 113 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,734 No, sir. I came... 114 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,137 I was applying for The job of chef. 115 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,806 Now, that's amusing. 116 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,342 Busboy? I don't believe it. 117 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,045 My boy, with your experience, 118 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:40,349 That is the only job you're Going to get in a fine restaurant. 119 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,351 - a busboy? - well, you'll be 120 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,021 Following in the footsteps Of some of our greatest chefs. 121 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,956 I don't care about Following in the footsteps. 122 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,258 I spent three years at A top cooking school. 123 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:52,495 I graduated at the head of my Class. I've won all kinds of awards. 124 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,930 I even quit my job, and you Want me to be a bus boy? 125 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:58,023 - exactly. - when do I start? 126 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,543 Hey, janet, thanks for the Use of the vacuum cleaner. 127 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,146 - I really appreciate it. - sure, lar, any time. 128 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,481 But hang on a second. 129 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,349 What is this sudden Urge toward neatness? 130 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,518 Well, last night, 131 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,120 We ended up at my place After the beach party, 132 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,979 And, uh... I have to get The sand out of my bed. 133 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,196 Here comes jack. Gee, I hope he got the job. 134 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,465 Oh, golly, me too. 135 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:30,266 - but don't mention the job. - why not? 136 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,702 Because if he didn't get it, That'll make him feel worse. 137 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,605 So just act real casual And don't mention the job. 138 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,740 - oh, yeah, gotcha. - okay, casual. 139 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,075 Hi. 140 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,745 Did you get the Job or not, jack? 141 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,646 Uh, uh, uh... 142 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,116 Janet, I'm gonna be Following in the footsteps 143 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,984 Of some of our greatest chefs. 144 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,219 Oh, he got it! He's the chef! 145 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,420 Wait a minute. 146 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,522 - you are fantastic! - wait, janet. 147 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,791 Yeah, jack, you are fantastic. 148 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,793 Larry! 149 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,962 You were worried about Jack quitting his other job? 150 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,896 Well, come on. There's not exactly 151 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,166 A lot of openings Out there for chefs. 152 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,068 I mean, it's not as If he was applying 153 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,870 For a job as a Busboy or something. 154 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,340 Busboy. Right. 155 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:13,175 Oh, my, my, my. Look At what time it is. 156 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,944 It's so late, it's Almost six o'clock. 157 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,946 Well, as I always say, it Never can be too early 158 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,048 For your first day at work. 159 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,451 Excuse me, I just came by To get my, um... Chef shoes. 160 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,386 Wait a second, aren't You forgetting something? 161 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,288 Your date with Bonnie chamberlain? 162 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,156 My da... My date with bonnie! 163 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,091 I forgot. Listen, I better call her. 164 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,360 Oh, no, I just remembered. We Were gonna meet each other 165 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,263 At the regal beagle Right after work. 166 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,199 No problemo. I'm on my Way down there anyway, 167 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,100 I'll explain to her About your job. 168 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,803 - no, larry, don't. - what? Oh, jack. 169 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,005 What are you thinking? I'm gonna take advantage 170 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,942 Of this opportunity to make A play for bonnie myself? 171 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,977 Yes. 172 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:51,481 - it's not a bad idea. - larry. 173 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,250 Tell us all about your new job. 174 00:07:54,274 --> 00:08:00,890 Well, I, um... I, Uh... I gotta go. 175 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,892 Gee, he sure was in a hurry. 176 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,061 Yeah. Well, you know how it is, 177 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,630 First night on a new job. Larry, I'd love to be there 178 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,599 But I'll bet lucien's Costs a fortune. 179 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,133 Are you kidding? 180 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,602 They don't park The customer's cars, 181 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,871 They take them as down payments. 182 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,606 Thanks again for The vacuum cleaner. 183 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,575 Sure, any time. Bye. 184 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,080 Hello? 185 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,714 Hello, janet, is that you? 186 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,350 chrissy! 187 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,819 Oh, I'm sorry, christy. I Must have the wrong number. 188 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,788 No, no. 189 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,989 No, please don't hang up. 190 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,958 It's me, janet. How's your mom? 191 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,993 oh, she's getting much better. 192 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,728 - oh, good. - yeah. 193 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:41,364 She says with me around here 194 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,132 Telling her all About santa monica 195 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,735 And the apartment, And you and me, 196 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,237 And me and jack, And you and jack 197 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,705 And jack and mr. Furley, 198 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,174 She's forgotten all About the pain in her side. 199 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,609 that's good. 200 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,513 Yeah, except now She has a headache. 201 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,514 Hey, chrissy, guess what? 202 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,249 Jack is starting a Brand-new job tonight 203 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,685 As chef at a very Posh restaurant. 204 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:07,757 Ahh! Oh, I'm so sorry I can't be there. 205 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,592 Oh, yeah, me too. 206 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,728 But I'm down to My last six bucks. 207 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,297 I wish I knew somebody who owed Me money, then I could collect. 208 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,432 Hey, I know somebody Who owes you money. 209 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:19,001 you do, chrissy? Who, who? 210 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,136 Me! 211 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:24,340 Yeah, but you're 300 miles away. 212 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,875 Oh, that's right. 213 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,477 I wish I was back At the apartment. 214 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,413 Then all I'd have to Do is find somebody 215 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,815 To borrow $20 from, and Then I could pay you back. 216 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,284 Chrissy... 217 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,420 can't you find Somebody to take you? 218 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,589 Ooh, is that a good idea. That's really a good idea. 219 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,591 But where am I Gonna find somebody 220 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,793 Who can afford an expensive Restaurant like that? 221 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:47,163 And who doesn't have anything To do on saturday night, 222 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,021 And who is absolutely Desperate for a date? 223 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,970 Janet? 224 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,629 Gotta hang up, chrissy. Your idea just walked in. 225 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,219 Well, come in, mr. Furley. 226 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,520 Come on. 227 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,522 My, don't you look nice. 228 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,525 All dressed up With no place to go? 229 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:18,094 I've been where I'm going. 230 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,362 Mr. Furley, what's the matter? 231 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,397 That's the last Time I make a date 232 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:26,468 To go to a restaurant With a liberated woman. 233 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:29,705 Why? What did she do? She Didn't let you pull the chair out? 234 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:30,840 No, no... 235 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,109 She didn't let you Light her cigarette? 236 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,466 - she didn't let you order? - she didn't show up! 237 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,948 Well, golly. 238 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,350 Why don't you just forget About her, mr. Furley. 239 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,286 There are a lot Of girls out there 240 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,420 Who'd like to go To dinner with you. 241 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,910 You're darn right there are. 242 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,257 Name one. 243 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,293 Me. 244 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,860 - you? - uh-huh. 245 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,864 - you and me? - mm-hmm. 246 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:59,023 Go out together, Just the two of us? 247 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,860 I like it. 248 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,648 You know, mr. Furley, 249 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,616 I know this terrific French restaurant 250 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,218 That has a great new chef. 251 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,988 French restaurant? Oh, gee, I don't know. 252 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,191 Why don't we go to some Cheap... A chinese place. 253 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,560 Well... But, mr. Furley, 254 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,862 This is jack's first Night as chef at lucien's. 255 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,331 Oh, I get it. You just want Me along to pay the bill. 256 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,933 You can't fool me. 257 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,502 Oh, no. Yeah, I just thought 258 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,237 That you would Probably want to go 259 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,539 To the hottest Pick-up spot in town. 260 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,575 You have to get up Pretty early in the morning 261 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,099 To fool... Pick-up spot? 262 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,148 Yeah. 263 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,183 Lucien's is just Crawling with girls 264 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,586 - looking for dates. - huh, sounds great! 265 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,954 au revoir. 266 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,889 Hey, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. Stop, stop. 267 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,658 Aren't you gonna take me? 268 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,126 What do I need you for? 269 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,994 Bait. 270 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,462 - bait? - uh-huh. 271 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,532 Come on, you know That when a man 272 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,634 Walks into a room With a girl on his arm, 273 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,070 All the other girls are Twice as interested in him. 274 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,840 Oh, I don't know, janet. 275 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,709 You'll cramp my style. 276 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:17,145 I like to walk into a Place alone, you know? 277 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,549 Sidle up to the bar, And turn to the chick 278 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,419 Who's lucky enough To be sitting next to me. 279 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:28,824 And say, "Hi, good Lookin'. What's cookin'?" 280 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,582 Then she says to me... 281 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,631 Then she says to me... 282 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,633 Well, janet, what Are you waiting for? 283 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,758 - get dressed! - oh, thank you! 284 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,474 Tripper! 285 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,456 Well, you should have Been here a minute ago. 286 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,491 - this was perfect. - tripper... 287 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,194 You are a busboy, Not a brain surgeon. 288 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,997 - want me to go faster? - oh, so bright. 289 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:12,134 Why, on table number four, Are there wilted flowers? 290 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,102 Beats me. They say If you talk to them 291 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,739 - they can grow... - replace them! 292 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,941 You know, dear, 293 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,477 I think that I'll try The salmon poach. 294 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,512 Uh, excuse me. If I were you, 295 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,114 I'd have the sole musseline. 296 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,316 The chef here uses too Much heat for the salmon. 297 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,317 I don't like the sole musseline. 298 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,986 Well, you won't like The salmon either. 299 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,155 May I recommend for You the veal lestragone? 300 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,591 Excuse me. 301 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,060 If you open your mouth one More time, it will be the last. 302 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,184 - yeah, but that... - no! 303 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,132 Get back to work! 304 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,023 I'm sorry. 305 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:53,675 Oh, my... Isn't this lovely? 306 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,112 Yeah, where are the girls? 307 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,813 - mr. Furley... - where are the girls? 308 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,415 Mr. Furley, later. 309 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,450 They'll get here later. It's a little early yet. 310 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,387 Well, when they do, You better stand back. 311 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,212 I don't want you getting Crushed in the stampede. 312 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,927 Good evening. Do you Have a reservation? 313 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,463 Oh, no. But we're Friends of the chef. 314 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,398 You're friends of jacques? 315 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,635 Ooh, did you hear that? He called jack "Jacques." 316 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,237 Who cares? Where are the girls? 317 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,561 Mr. Furley! 318 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,410 Do you think it's Possible to get a table? 319 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,234 For friends of jacques, Of course. This way. 320 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,576 Hi, how we doing so Far? Having a good time? 321 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,659 - your menu, monsieur. - oh, thank you. 322 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,695 Where are the girls? 323 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,486 - madame. - thank you. 324 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,874 I noticed that you have A smudge on your shoe. 325 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,231 Let me get that. 326 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:07,316 This looks like a real Exclusive restaurant. 327 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,518 Do you think we can get In without a reservation? 328 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,121 Hey, bonnie, I told you. Jack is the chef here. 329 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:15,124 They'll be practically falling Over themselves to please us. 330 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,248 You. 331 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,700 Name's larry. 332 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,369 I'm a very close, personal Friend of the chef's. 333 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,872 you know jacques? 334 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,142 What, are you kidding? I know Him so well, I call him jack. 335 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,232 - this way please. - what did I tell ya? 336 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,304 Madame. 337 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,073 Monsieur. 338 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,589 here's your menu. 339 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,847 Great, pal, thanks a lot. 340 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,601 - water. - pardon me? 341 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,668 Water. 342 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,304 No, thanks, I'm not thirsty. 343 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,572 For that table. 344 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,731 For that, for that, For that... Move! 345 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,143 Excuse me, this needs A refill. I'm sorry. 346 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,163 Boy, oh, boy, my French is really rusty. 347 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,831 Well, lucky for you, I'm here. 348 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,100 Mr. Furley, you speak french? 349 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,068 Do I speak french? 350 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,005 Isn't french the Language of love? 351 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,606 Garson. 352 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,575 oui, monsieur. 353 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,401 Huh? 354 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,448 You wish to order? 355 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,117 Oh, yeah. 356 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:53,177 Uh, well, we'll start out With these escar-gats. 357 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:59,650 And then we'll have The soup du "Jer." 358 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,067 And then we'll have This mouse line sole. 359 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,803 Pardon. 360 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,939 Madame seems to have your menu. 361 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,962 The one with the prices. 362 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,444 What else, monsieur? 363 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,179 Uh... On second thought, Cancel that order. 364 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,716 We don't want all that Heavy food, do we, janet? 365 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,384 Well, uh... 366 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,120 No, we'll just Have a dinner salad. 367 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,812 - two dinner salads. - one salad, two plates. 368 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,816 And a lot of bread. 369 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,333 Waiter: tripper. 370 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,259 Bread for that table. 371 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,543 Hi again. Excuse me. 372 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,769 Could you pass these To that next table? 373 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,317 Why? 374 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:59,343 Huh? Well, it's a Family-style restaurant. 375 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,998 - yeah, and uh... - janet: thank you. 376 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,732 To wash it all down, 377 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,968 I'll have a bottle of Your best champagne. 378 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,371 Larry, are you sure You can afford all this? 379 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,739 Hey, hey, hey. Nothing is too good 380 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,842 For a friend of jack's. 381 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,134 Just uh, give the Check to the chef. 382 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,074 Tripper! 383 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,423 - yes, sir. - you forgot the butter. 384 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,747 Butter. 385 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,398 One dinner salad and two plates. 386 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,555 Thank you. 387 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,563 Furley: some wild spot. 388 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,512 I probably won't Be able to eat... 389 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,502 With all the excitement. 390 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,610 Won't it be exciting Seeing jack as a chef? 391 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,829 I wish we could See him right now. 392 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,097 We can. 393 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,534 Why don't we go in the Kitchen and surprise him? 394 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,603 - no! - what was that? 395 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,805 I'll give you a clean One. Excuse me. 396 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,240 - my... - janet: look. 397 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:26,975 Jack? 398 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,044 - what are you doing out here? - look who's here. 399 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,480 Imagine my surprise. Excuse me just one second. 400 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,349 I'm checking this Gentleman's wine. 401 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,517 Mmm. 402 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,785 Excellent choice. Impudent vintage, 403 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,854 With just the right Amount of nose. 404 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,923 I'm so glad you came. 405 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,891 I hope you enjoyed Your meal. So long. 406 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,660 No, jack, we Haven't finished yet. 407 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,227 Besides, I want to Get your picture. 408 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,629 What? 409 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,865 I asked mr. Furley to Bring along his camera. 410 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,734 Janet, mr. Furley? I Thought that was you. 411 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,137 - janet: larry, hi! - jack: larry! What Are you doing here? 412 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,706 You think I'd miss your Debut performance? 413 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,576 - I even brought bonnie Along with me. - hi, jack! 414 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,378 Oh, I'll never forget You for this, larry. 415 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,548 Take a group picture. Get over there. 416 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,585 I've got so many Things on the stove. 417 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,054 Tripper. I had to Clear table six. 418 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,889 And it's about time too. 419 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,013 Cheese! 420 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,195 What is going on here? 421 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,764 I was taking a Picture of my friend, 422 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,665 And that dumb Waiter got in the way. 423 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,066 Your friend? 424 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,402 I might have known. Get out! All of you, out! 425 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,460 And take this stupid Busboy with you! 426 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,033 Busboy? 427 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,303 Jack? 428 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,906 It's late. What are You guys still doing up? 429 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,440 We wanted to talk to you. 430 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,632 Uh, I don't really feel Too much like talking. 431 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,516 Jack... 432 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,007 How come you didn't tell us You were working as a bus boy? 433 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,678 I didn't want to brag. 434 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,461 Don't you know that we like you 435 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,997 Because of what you are, Not because of what you do? 436 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,333 Yeah, thanks. Listen, I Really have to go to... 437 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,069 Wait a second, buddy. Now listen, hold it. 438 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,372 Even some of the great chefs in The world had to start someplace. 439 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:40,597 That's right. Look At abraham lincoln. 440 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:46,771 He started out by chopping Down cherry trees in kentucky. 441 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,954 Mr. Furley, that's washington. 442 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,490 Washington, kentucky. What's the difference? 443 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,726 I'm trying to make a point here. 444 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,460 If you'll excuse me, I really Have to get some sleep. 445 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,463 No, wait. I want to Tell you something. 446 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,332 You are our very Best friend, jack. 447 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,201 - and you're the brightest, Smartest guy that we know. - thanks, but I... 448 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,837 - so why are you acting Like such an idiot? - huh? 449 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:13,975 Jack, who's the one who Graduated first in his cooking class? 450 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,210 Well, I did, but... 451 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,345 And who is the one who's Won all those awards 452 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,480 For his cooking? 453 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,982 - yeah, well... - yeah, yeah, well. 454 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,316 And who is the one 455 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,186 That dean travers Recommended for this job? 456 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,620 - me. - yeah. 457 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,058 I guess I'm a pretty Good cook at that. 458 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,227 What, pretty good? You're the greatest! 459 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,329 - I'm not the greatest... - you are, you are! 460 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,399 - I am, I am! - okay, don't you forget it. 461 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,100 - okay, okay. - okay. 462 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,670 Now that's been settled, let's Go and have a celebration dinner. 463 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,441 - what celebration dinner? - come on. 464 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,343 We all pitched in and Cooked up your favorite dish. 465 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,847 - yeah. - ho, ho. 466 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,817 Oh. Mmm, what is that? 467 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,518 - that's coq au vin. - it is? 468 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,319 It is, it is. Oh, sure. 469 00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:02,123 Yeah, good old coq au Vin. Oh, you shouldn't have. 470 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:06,662 Sure we should have. Nothing's Too good for our best friend. 471 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,953 Oh, oh. Thanks. 472 00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,200 Gee, you've all Been so wonderful. 473 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,168 Can I ask you to do One more thing for me? 474 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,037 - just name it, buddy. - please don't make me eat this. 475 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,861 Larry: come on! 476 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,189 - we'll see you later. - take it easy. 477 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,291 - bye. - thanks for dinner. 478 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,760 That's the first time I've ever had coq au vin 479 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,918 Made with real cocoa before. 480 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:47,503 Hey, you're not still Depressed, are you? 481 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,238 Well, janet, the fact remains 482 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,374 That I had to take a job As a busboy, you know? 483 00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:54,609 So what? 484 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,812 Jack, stop putting Yourself down. 485 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,780 Hey, if I had to wash dishes 486 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,016 Or take out garbage Or clear tables, 487 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,452 I would do the very best that I could, and I'd be proud of it. 488 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,354 - you really mean that? - absolutely. 489 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,379 Good, then you clean up this Mess. I have to get some sleep. 490 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:42,290 John ritter: three's company was Videotaped in front of a studio audience. 35845

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