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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,656 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,092 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,593 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,128 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:21,298 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,954 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,802 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,404 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,905 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,440 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 11 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,409 ♪ we've a loveable space That needs your face ♪ 12 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:34,933 ♪ three's company too ♪ 13 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,120 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 14 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,689 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,445 ♪ three is company too ♪ 16 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,366 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,868 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 18 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,925 ♪ three is company too. ♪ 19 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:11,181 If you're trying to fly, You gotta flap a lot faster. 20 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:13,183 You know what, jack? 21 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,019 It wouldn't hurt you to do Some of these wake-up exercises. 22 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,654 I'm sorry, janet, I already did 23 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,856 20 hair combs and two Sets of teeth brushing. 24 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,647 I don't want to over-train. Hut-one, hut-two! 25 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,461 I hate when you do that. 26 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:28,387 I'm so sorry. They have a Mind of their own sometimes. 27 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,434 - come on, behave. - sorry. 28 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:34,938 You could try one of these, something Simple like, like the lung expander. 29 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:37,140 - the what? - lung expander, Really simple. 30 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,775 You draw in a Really deep breath, 31 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,777 And when you've taken In all the air you can, 32 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,613 You force yourself to take Two more quick ones, all right? 33 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,579 Ahh... 34 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,927 This really helps Develop the breathing. 35 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,396 I know, I'm breathing Faster already. 36 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:02,398 Oh, jack! Go make yourself Useful and make some coffee. 37 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,899 no, janet, I gotta go. 38 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,835 - I gotta see a guy About a job. - a job? 39 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,971 - is it a chef's job? - no. 40 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:10,774 I may be taking over for a friend Of mine at a department store. 41 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,543 - he's going back east For a couple of weeks. - a department store? 42 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,045 - yeah. - doing what? 43 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:18,581 Uh, nothing much. Just... Well, tell me. 44 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,150 Janet, it's just a job. 45 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,452 Jack, what kind of a job? 46 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:26,055 I'm not gonna tell You. You'll just laugh. 47 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,390 I won't laugh. 48 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,392 - yes, you will. - jack, I will not laugh. 49 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:32,228 All right, uh... 50 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,997 I may take over for this guy 51 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:37,100 In the front window of Crougar's department store 52 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,724 As a mechanical man. 53 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,372 I knew you would. 54 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,173 this isn't laughing. 55 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,531 No, this is an exercise For lip muscles. 56 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,670 Are you seriously going To take a job as a dummy? 57 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,620 Not a dummy, janet... A mechanical man. 58 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,389 Well, what's the difference? 59 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,324 How many dummies do you Know that make 400 a week 60 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,259 Standing in a store window? 61 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,827 Four hundred dollars? 62 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,829 Yeah, that's why I'm Dying to get this job. 63 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,432 Four hundred dollars just For getting people's attention. 64 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,467 Janet, I pretend like I'm a mechanical man, 65 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,737 And all I have to do is point to What's on sale in the window with me. 66 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,407 - what's that gonna be? - I don't know, but I'm hoping It'll be a mechanical woman. 67 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,943 Ya-ya-ya... 68 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,678 Aren't you embarrassed that Maybe your friends will see you? 69 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,013 - moi? - uh-huh. 70 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,049 - well, actually yes. - yes. 71 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:29,519 But I'm gonna have on so much makeup, My own mother won't recognize me. 72 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,521 I bet she wouldn't want to. 73 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,590 That would make Her a dummy mummy. 74 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,360 Well, yo mama Doesn't seem to mind. 75 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,395 - I'll see you. - hey, jack, good luck. 76 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,897 - thanks. - okay. 77 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,698 Jack, my man, great news! 78 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,700 Larry, no time. I'll Talk to you later. 79 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,170 But wait, wait, jack! I Gotta tell somebody. 80 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,839 Girls, I've got Incredible news. Chrissy? 81 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,108 You're gonna have to yell a Lot louder than that, larry. 82 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,110 She's away visiting her Parents out of town. 83 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:56,112 Oh, okay, janet, Then I'll tell you. 84 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:57,714 Thank you. 85 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,849 Now, promise not to Say anything to jack. 86 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,486 - this is something I want To tell him personally. - okay, I promise. 87 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,945 When you hear this, janet, You are gonna fall over. 88 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,516 For the first Time, I am in love. 89 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,266 Well? 90 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:20,103 Instead of falling over, larry, Is it okay if I just lean a little? 91 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,205 - oh, come on, janet. - no, you come on! 92 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,608 The only news here is that It happens to be tuesday. 93 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,911 You usually fall in love for the first Time on mondays, wednesdays and fridays. 94 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,179 All right, all right, I've cried wolf before, 95 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,181 But this girl is different. 96 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:36,652 I've given this relationship enough Time to know that this is the real thing. 97 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,589 Oh, how long is that, larry? Your usual two drinks? 98 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,625 Janet, come on. This One's no flash in the pan. 99 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,428 We've been going Together since yesterday. 100 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,196 Congratulations. 101 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,366 You've now made it through Your first anniversary. 102 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,700 I know. 103 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,702 Now look, janet, What I want you to do, 104 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,772 I want you to send my baby A fantastic floral tribute. 105 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,274 You know, orchids, Roses, the works. 106 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,510 Ah, here, use it all. 107 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,844 Really? 108 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,848 You sure you want me to Use the whole five bucks? 109 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,116 I get the wholesale Price, don't I? 110 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:11,121 Just make sure you send her Something that'll give her a thrill. 111 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,123 Larry, for $5, the best I can do 112 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:16,426 Is send her something That'll give her hay fever. 113 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,429 - okay, okay, here's Ten more, all right? - okay. 114 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,365 - there's the address and what I want written on the card. - okay. 115 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,168 "My love to twinkie"? 116 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,125 "From sweet cheeks"? 117 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,307 Twinkie and sweet cheeks? 118 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,874 Yeah, see? 119 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,777 Kind of cute, isn't it? 120 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:36,445 I feel like I should Go brush my teeth. 121 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,282 Larry, what's the girl's name? There's only an address written here. 122 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,151 Twinkie. 123 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,253 She didn't tell You her last name? 124 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,921 We didn't talk that much. 125 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,891 Besides, uh, I'm going to Change her name anyway. 126 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,126 Are you going to marry her? 127 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,128 Janet, when you meet miss right, 128 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:56,131 The one you have waited For your entire life, 129 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,633 You go all the way. 130 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,591 Yeah, larry, but are You gonna marry her? 131 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,742 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'll make Sure she gets the bouquet. 132 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,445 Now listen, janet. This is Just between us, all right? 133 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,948 - okay. - I don't want anyone To know about twinkie. 134 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,950 - you promise? - I promise, larry. 135 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,952 - but if she's miss right... - she is. 136 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:19,144 I'm giving up all the Others. This girl's the one! 137 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:24,448 But in case she's not, I don't want Anyone thinking I'm out of circulation. 138 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,833 Uh-huh, yes. 139 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:34,571 Yes. No, I understand. A Mixed bouquet. Uh-huh. 140 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:37,507 Oh, I think that'd Be very nice. Oh, yes. 141 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:40,076 - excuse me, miss. Can you help me? - just a second, please. 142 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,078 No, no, delivery's Not a problem. 143 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,180 - 3:30 today would be... - miss, I'm in a terrible hurry. 144 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,683 Just one little second. Yes, could You give me the name and address? 145 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,952 - miss, I really can't wait. - could you hold on For just a second? 146 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,844 - what can I do for you? - change for the parking meter. 147 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,658 Sure. 148 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:00,363 There you go. And when you come Back, I'll give you very good help. 149 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,766 Oh, I'm not coming back. I'm shopping next door. 150 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,702 I didn't want to bother Them. They're so busy. 151 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:06,991 Ciao. 152 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,375 Oh, sir, gosh, I'm sorry to Keep you waiting so long. 153 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,911 Could you give me that Name and address now? 154 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,975 Hello? H... 155 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,249 - oh. - ah! 156 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:22,218 - ah! - excuse me. 157 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,721 Excuse me. I'm very sorry. What can I do for you? 158 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,090 I was looking for something Nice in a house plant. 159 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,391 Oh, golly, we have some Terrific dieffenbachia, 160 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,494 And we got some new Scheffleras in that are absol... 161 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,162 - janet, listen, listen! - what? 162 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,164 - hey, I was here first. - no, I just wanted to... 163 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,166 Just get in line! 164 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,068 Now, what plant Would you recommend? 165 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,569 - it depends on Where you put it. - I got the job. 166 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,005 - do you mind? - what job? 167 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,361 Do you mind? 168 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:49,178 It depends on what room you're Gonna put it in, if it has enough light. 169 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,513 Miss! 170 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,182 It's the dummy job! You're the dummy! 171 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,417 - I'm the what? - no, no! 172 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,887 Not dummy, janet. If I Hear that one more time... 173 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,889 - a mechanical man, Not dummy, okay? - okay, jack, 174 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,325 I will get it right. I will call you Mechanical man if you do me a favor. 175 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,794 I gotta get this bouquet delivered This afternoon. My delivery boy is sick. 176 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,496 - will you take it? - sure. 177 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,465 - look, miss. - look, I just have to get This out first, okay? 178 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,467 The first thing you Have to get out is me. 179 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,503 Right. Jack, this is her card. 180 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:16,071 "To twinkie from sweet cheeks"? 181 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,195 What, are you taking Orders from chipmunks? 182 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,111 This guy is a little squirrelly. 183 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,880 - well, I'm on my way. - thank you. 184 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:27,016 I'm a paying customer, and you're Giving all your attention to that dummy! 185 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,541 I am not a dummy! 186 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,477 I'll see you. 187 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,383 He was next. 188 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,868 Janet! 189 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,959 Janet, you angel. 190 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,374 I am in love. 191 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:54,844 Why, jack, darlin', After all this time. 192 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,213 Not you. 193 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,216 - hey, are you serious? - yes, I'm serious. 194 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,685 Well, jack, tell me! Who, who? 195 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:06,289 You sound like an owl. As a Matter of fact, you look like an owl. 196 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,291 Oh, jack, come on. Tell me, who is it? 197 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:11,435 It's that girl I delivered Those flowers to. 198 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,720 Twinkie? 199 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,589 I call her "Bunny." 200 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,971 - bunny? - you know, as cute as a... 201 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,640 Don't you think It sounds better? 202 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,043 Oh, definitely. Twinkie's Such a silly name. 203 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,245 I spent the whole Afternoon with her. 204 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,948 Janet, this girl is Beautiful, kind, charming. 205 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,951 And taken, jack. Don't forget taken. 206 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,087 I mean, what about the guy who Sent the bouquet, sweet cheeks? 207 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,190 Janet, who'd want to go around With a guy named sweet cheeks? 208 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,192 Once we met, it was All over for him. 209 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,162 This girl is wonderful and she's Mine, and janet, I have you to thank. 210 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,164 No, please don't thank me. 211 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,166 - are you... - oh, hey... 212 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,168 - I'm so happy. - oh. 213 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,737 Uh-uh, you're not Getting away this time. 214 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,739 I have got to tell You something. 215 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,976 Larry, I got something to Tell you. I met the greatest girl. 216 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,779 that's what I was going to Tell you. I met the greatest girl. 217 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,844 You couldn't have. My girl's the greatest. 218 00:10:04,868 --> 00:10:05,948 Not as great as mine. 219 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,684 - yes, she is. - yes, she is. 220 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,686 Larry, listen. Let Me tell you about... 221 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,690 No, no, no! First let Me tell you about mine! 222 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,960 Excuse me, I'm gonna go and Change my clothes. It's a little warm. 223 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,228 - it's not hot in here. - it's going to be. 224 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,396 Janet, wait, wait, wait. I want you to hear this. 225 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,399 - no, jack, I don't want... - this girl is incred-ee-blay. 226 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,969 You know what her Main interest is? Cooking. 227 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,439 Can you imagine a woman More perfect for me? 228 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,173 How about my little sweetheart? 229 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,776 When I told her I worked In a car lot, she freaked. 230 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,112 She digs cars, loves My talking about 'em. 231 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,214 It sounds like we both Found the perfect girl. 232 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,616 What incredible luck. 233 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,750 I'm so happy for you, Larry. Is she pretty? 234 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,352 Pretty? Ow! 235 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,955 She's gorgeous. She's Got reddish-brown hair. 236 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,779 Really? Mine's got brownish-red Hair. How about that? 237 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,228 How about that? 238 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,396 - if I didn't have mine, I'd go after yours. - oh, yeah? 239 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,299 - well, you'd have to Climb over me to do it. - what are you talking about? 240 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,323 Oh! 241 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:03,106 I gotta get along now. My baby And I are having an early dinner. 242 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:06,130 Oh, yeah? I got a date with my Girl tonight too: a late supper. 243 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,947 She's not going to go hungry. 244 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,514 Pardon me? 245 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:14,950 Oh, uh, nothing. I didn't anything. 246 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,886 Oh, jack. 247 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,175 Lar. 248 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:22,113 We are two lucky guys. 249 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,098 Oh, lordy, janet. 250 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,201 Janet, janet, janet. 251 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:36,805 I'm so happy he's finally Found someone at last. 252 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,274 Whoo! 253 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,166 Well, I'm gonna go practice My mechanical man routine. 254 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:47,216 Jack, jack, come here. I Have to talk to you, kind of... 255 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,351 - get serious, please. - oh, sure. 256 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,754 I have to talk to you sort of Roommate-to-roommate about larry. 257 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,412 - oh, sure. - okay, here it goes. 258 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,761 - larry... - larry, he's a lucky guy. 259 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:02,198 Not as lucky as I am, but... 260 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,200 Go ahead. What about lar? 261 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,569 You forgot to tell Him about your new job. 262 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:09,238 No, janet, I didn't forget, But it seemed so unimportant. 263 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,240 I mean, what's a $400-a-week job 264 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,743 Compared to meeting The girl of my dreams? 265 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,879 - and janet... - huh? 266 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,303 You did it. 267 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,943 Oh, boy, janet, You really did it. 268 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,166 Jack? 269 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,835 Jack, come on, get out of there. 270 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,103 It's almost noon! 271 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,494 - I'm coming. - well, hurry up! 272 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,551 Jack, you have just got To get more sleep at night. 273 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,286 Don't be silly, Janet. I'm wide awake. 274 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:01,123 I'm just looking for My sock. There it is. Oh! 275 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,894 Jack! Wake up. 276 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,197 Come on, get up. Sit up, come on. 277 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,933 I want to talk to you about Your new girlfriend, bunny. 278 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,435 Bunny, bunny, bunny. 279 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,771 Jack, you've been going With her for over a week now. 280 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:18,062 Oh, she's wonderful And she's mine. 281 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,846 Are you sure? 282 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,814 Why'd you say that? 283 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,917 Jack, did you ever Think that maybe 284 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,181 There was another Rabbit in bunny's life? 285 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,760 Why would I think A thing like that? 286 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,262 Well, for one thing, 287 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,797 You can only see her From midnight till 3:00 a.M. 288 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,433 - I see her more than that. - when? 289 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,635 Uh, well, uh, 290 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,525 10:00 till 12:00 on Alternate tuesdays. 291 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,356 What does she do with The rest of her time? 292 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,710 I guess she jogs a lot. 293 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,101 Every time I meet her, She's out of breath. 294 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,586 I have to tell you Something about bunny, jack. 295 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,754 I should have told You this a long time ago. 296 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,225 Janet, I think I know What's going on here. 297 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,849 - you do? - yeah, you're jealous. 298 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,765 - I'm jealous? - what else could it be? 299 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,966 You're trying to turn Me against my girl. 300 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,836 Jack, bunny has somebody else. 301 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,271 Hold it, janet. 302 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,174 Saying bunny's a two-timer. How low can you go? 303 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,775 I wouldn't make Up a thing like that. 304 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,212 I have to go to work, and I don't Want to hear any more about bunny. 305 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,352 Fine, there won't be Any more talk about... 306 00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:31,614 Eh! 307 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,237 About... 308 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,224 Don't be funny with bunny. 309 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,226 Jack, please, you Have to listen to me. 310 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,362 Bunny is not a two-timer. Do you Know how much class this girl has? 311 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,764 I'm even afraid to tell her About working in a store window. 312 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,033 I don't think she'd date A guy in show business. 313 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,268 - oh, jack... - I'll tell you something, janet. 314 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,270 If bunny were two-timing me, 315 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,340 You know, I would Break the guy in two. 316 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,124 - you would? - you can count on it. 317 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,711 Hey! 318 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,747 Hey, larry, thanks for The scare. I gotta go. 319 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,749 Wait a second, jack. Hold it a second. 320 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,184 How's your new love? 321 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,587 She's fantastic. How about your girl? 322 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,356 Terrific. As a matter of fact, I'm Gonna pick her up in a couple minutes. 323 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,358 - oh, yeah? Where's she live? - she lives over on... 324 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,360 Live, live, live? Is That what matters? 325 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,863 Who cares about a thing Like where a girl lives? 326 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,865 I mean, really, What does it matter? 327 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,300 You know, north or South or east or west. 328 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,969 I mean, really, look, larry. 329 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:30,606 Did romeo ask juliet Where she lived? No. 330 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,276 Did samson ask delilah What her address was? No. 331 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,379 Did, uh, did antony ask Cleopatra where she lived? 332 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:41,450 No. Oh, guys, don't you see? 333 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,553 Home is where the heart is. 334 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,510 Love has no address. 335 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,896 I'm sorry I asked. 336 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,065 - jack, I want to Show you something. - what? 337 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,449 - it's a picture Of my girl. - ohh! 338 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,170 - ohh! - janet! 339 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,406 Oh, I feel so faint. I need some water. 340 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,408 - she's faint. Water. - oh, get me some water. 341 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,367 - I'll get some water. - yeah, put her feet up. 342 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,074 Little by little. 343 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,427 - I'll be fine. - are you okay? 344 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,997 No, no, I'm going to be fine. Go Ahead and go to work. You'll be late. 345 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,500 - I can't leave you now. - yes, you can. You can leave me. 346 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,502 - larry will take care of me. - are you sure? 347 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,003 - I'm sure, jack. - but, janet... 348 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,960 - go! - I'm going. 349 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,110 Janet? 350 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,835 - how are you? - I'm fine, larry. How are you? 351 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,883 - you all right? - yeah, sure. 352 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,553 - then what was All that about? - well... 353 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,188 Oh, that. Oh. 354 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,891 I was just trying to get you To get me a glass of water. 355 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,893 Thank you. 356 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,895 Where was jack going To in such a hurry? 357 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,564 Oh, he had to get Down to his job. 358 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,899 Jacko's got a job? Doing what? 359 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,234 Oh, larry. 360 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,502 I wasn't supposed to tell. 361 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,605 Oh, he got this job Down at crougar's 362 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,208 Working in the front Window as a mechanical man. 363 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,875 - jack? - yes. 364 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,712 But please don't tell. He Doesn't want anybody to know. 365 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,348 Jack in crougar's Window? This I gotta see. 366 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,132 Oh, hey, wait, larry, Please. I want to talk 367 00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:22,818 To you about your New girlfriend twinkie. 368 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,187 What a great idea. I'll bring twinkie along. 369 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,190 - she's never met him. - no, wait! 370 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,625 - a mechanical man. - wait a minute... 371 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,762 When he takes one look At my gorgeous twinkie, 372 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,720 He's gonna pop his main spring. 373 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,102 Come back, oh! 374 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,506 Hi, hello. 375 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,343 Chrissy, hi! Folks okay? 376 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,010 Oh, good, good. 377 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,480 No, no, no, there's Nothing new here, 378 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,104 Except that jack and Larry have fallen in love. 379 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,476 No, chrissy, not With each other. 380 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,892 But with the Same girl. Yes, yes. 381 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,705 And larry's taking that Girl and he's going down 382 00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:07,429 To where jack is right Now to introduce them. 383 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,598 And I haven't got time to Be talking to you, chrissy. 384 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,634 I gotta get down there! 385 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,502 Oh, god. 386 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,326 Bye, chrissy! 387 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,261 I'm telling you, burt, he Isn't a man, he's a dummy. 388 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,651 I don't think so. Look again. 389 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:47,335 See? He's a machine. A Person doesn't move that way. 390 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:50,160 Did you ever look At your brother? 391 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,077 - larry: you gotta see this guy. - woman: larry! 392 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,079 Sweet cheeks, I Don't understand. 393 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,847 Why are we at crougar's? 394 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,183 I thought we'd do a Little window shopping. 395 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,707 But I already have a window. 396 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,045 God, you're quick. 397 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,783 Well, what do you think of him? 398 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,431 He's a dummy. 399 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,736 I know, but he's also my friend. 400 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,970 Jack. 401 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,806 Jack, jack, jack, Jack, jack, jack. 402 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,764 This is my baby. 403 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,914 Jack. 404 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,884 Jack, I love her And she loves me. 405 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:36,908 Watch. 406 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,693 I liked the sample. 407 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,518 How about a full serving? 408 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,177 Larry, let go of my girl! 409 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,512 What are you talking About? This is my girl. 410 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,050 Are you nuts? She's My girl. Tell him. 411 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,008 I'm not your girl. How Do you turn him off? 412 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,779 Don't you know me? 413 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,096 You're the guy in the window. 414 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,755 Bunny, it's me, cuddle cakes. 415 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,204 Why do you think this is Your girl? Twinkie's my girl. 416 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,939 Oh, my gosh. 417 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,275 It is cuddle cakes! 418 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,977 You know this guy? 419 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,647 Know me? We've been Going together for a week. 420 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,182 What, are you crazy? We've been Going together for a week and a day. 421 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,851 You keep away from my girl. 422 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,653 She's my girl. You Keep away from her. 423 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,422 Okay, all right. Hold it a second, All right? We'll let twinkie decide. 424 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,758 No, we won't. We'll Let bunny decide. 425 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,349 All right, go ahead, pick one. 426 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,622 All right. 427 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,203 Well, larry, when I'm with you, 428 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,273 You're... You're everything I could ever want. 429 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,342 - eat your heart out. - hurt me. 430 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,744 And then jack comes Along and he's so cute, 431 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,413 Well... Well, he's The one I want. 432 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,370 - suffer. - I'm in pain. 433 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,986 - but I thought I was number one. - so did I. 434 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,555 But I never said you were. 435 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,959 I really don't want to Lose either one of you. 436 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,161 But it can't go on like this. 437 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,896 That's what elliot said. 438 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,365 Right, elliot. Who's elliot? 439 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,368 - well, he's my boyfriend. - both: your boyfriend? 440 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,338 Yes, he's been in the navy, But he gets out tomorrow, 441 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,363 And, well, I really couldn't Manage four of you. 442 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,946 Wait a second. That's Only three of us. 443 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,282 Well, I have to Give up kenny too. 444 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,784 - kenny? - and then there's nick. 445 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,786 Oh, gosh, I forgot to tell him. 446 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,077 Will you boys excuse me? I Really have to go find nick. 447 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,461 - nick. - kenny. 448 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,730 Both: elliot? 449 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:05,133 No wonder when I kissed her She was too tired to pucker. 450 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,202 Buddy, we've been had. 451 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,771 Say goodbye to our girl. 452 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:13,541 Lar, she's not your Girl, she's not my girl, 453 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,733 She belongs to the world. 454 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,379 You're right. 455 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,416 Well, let me go in there And see if I still got a job. 456 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,686 Now wait a second, buddy. Let me straighten your tie. 457 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,522 Oh, no, larry, please Don't choke him! 458 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,457 - he's innocent. - what? 459 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,493 Oh, larry, please. There's a Thousand other girls in the... 460 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,929 Where's bunny? Or, Uh, twinkie? Uh, twinkie? 461 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:37,332 Bunny? Twinkie? Who are they? 462 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,201 The girl you're Madly in love with. 463 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,868 Oh, them. 464 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,405 For your information, janet, We told her to take a walk. 465 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:47,209 Take a walk. Ha! Gave Her the old heave-ho. 466 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,412 - the old heave-ho. - really? 467 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:54,350 Yeah. Imagine, her trying To pull off a stunt like that. 468 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,507 What does she take us For, a couple of dummies? 469 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,977 What else? 470 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,643 Hi, jack. Hi, larry. 471 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,478 - hi, janet. - hi. 472 00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:26,348 Oh, guys, come on. 473 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,885 How long are you gonna mope over This bunny twinkie? It's been days now. 474 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,554 - who? - never heard of her. 475 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:35,057 Well, you're always saying Girls are just like buses. 476 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,059 There's another one Coming along every minute. 477 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,550 Yeah, but that last one Was awfully crowded. 478 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:43,398 Janet, we're no longer Interested in women. 479 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,400 - they're untrustworthy. - deceitful. 480 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,802 And a big waste of time. 481 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,705 Oh, really? Well, gosh. 482 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:52,540 In that case, I don't think That I'll bother telling you 483 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,965 About the gorgeous redhead Staying with the thatchers. 484 00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:58,013 I couldn't be less interested. 485 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,015 - yeah, me neither. - I didn't think so. 486 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,652 I really didn't, so I'm not gonna Mention that she's outside right now 487 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,777 Sunbathing in the teeniest Little string bikini I've ever seen. 488 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:11,682 Let me get that! 489 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,673 John ritter: three's company was Videotaped in front of a studio audience. 37958

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