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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a loveable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three is company too. ♪
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Thank you.
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- hiya, janet.
- hi, lar.
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Are we all set for this weekend?
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Yeah, jack's making reservations
For catalina. Is that okay?
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Catalina? Sounds great!
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Yeah? Good. Take a
Look at this. Check it out.
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Hey, jacko, we all
Set for this weekend?
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Guys, I'm afraid I
Can't make it after all.
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What? Come on, you have to.
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Yeah, now, with chrissy
Away and you not going,
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How much fun can
Janet and I have alone?
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- none.
- I was just checking.
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Listen, I really hate canceling
Out on you guys at the last second,
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But something really
Important's come up.
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You've met a girl.
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Janet... I didn't meet a girl.
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I met a goddess!
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Big deal, jack. You're
Always meeti" goddesses.
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Is it my fault if I
Attract the type?
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c'est si bon.
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Sit.
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Jack, how can you do that?
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How can you desert your
Friends for a stranger?
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Listen, janet, we may have
Just met, but inga and I have
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A lot in common, a lot.
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- inga?
- that's her name.
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And what is it that you
And inga have in common?
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Well, for one thing, she
Happens to be a champion skier.
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So what? You can't ski.
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Yeah, but I like to
Play in the snow.
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oh, jack...
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Besides, for some reason,
She thinks I'm a great skier.
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And why would she think that?
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Because that's what I told her.
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Oh, that figures.
Such a big phony.
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- janet...
- uno momento, huh?
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Before we pass
Judgment on the man,
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Don't you think we should
See all the evidence first?
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Larry... Hi, jack. Am I late?
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I vote for acquittal.
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Hey, aren't you
Gonna introduce us?
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- no.
- that's funny, jack. That's very funny.
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- did you make a joke?
- yes, I did.
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You know, inga, I've always said
That humor is as essential to a skier
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As his pole is to his boots.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I guess that's why skiers are the
Only men that really turn me on.
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To ski is to live.
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To listen to this
Is to get sick.
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Look at him, larry. He
Says it with a straight face.
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Yeah, I taught him so well.
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Jack, just hearing you
Talk makes me tingle.
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Well, I love to make a
Girl tingle, ingle. Inga.
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Oh, jack, I know what you want.
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You do?
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Yes, it's written
All over your face.
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Well, I didn't really mean...
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Come away with me this weekend,
And I promise you won't be disappointed.
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Oh, I can hardly wait...
Just you and I, together.
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I'll show you something
That'll really turn you on.
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I can hardly wait to do the
Flying dutchman with you.
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- that is, if you're up to it.
- oh, I am, I am!
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The flying dutchman...
What's the flying dutchman?
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It's the ski run at
My parents' resort.
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Ski run?
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It'll be fantastic, up at 6:00 in the
Morning and shooting down the mountain.
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Ski run?
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I can't wait for
Those big mouths
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To see a real skier.
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Oh, yeah, we'll show 'em.
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Oh, inga, I just remembered.
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I promised to spend the
Weekend with my friends.
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What friends?
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Inga, I'd like you to meet
Two of my very best friends.
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- this is janet and larry. This is inga.
- hello.
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- how do you do?
- I couldn't disappoint them.
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Is there any reason
Why your friends
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Can't come skiing
With us this weekend?
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- yes.
- no!
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Yes! I wouldn't want
To spoil your plans.
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Jack, it's the least that we
Can do for a friend like you.
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We would love to see you
On skis for the weekend.
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Good, then it's all settled.
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I don't know. I'm
Really not into skiing.
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- thank you, larry.
- you're not the only one.
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Lately, it seems like
Most of the guests
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Up at the lodge are nothing
But sex-starved ski bunnies.
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I wonder if I'll have time to
Buy some carrots on the way up?
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The flying dutchman?
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Jack... Sorry.
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Jack, is something the
Matter? You seem so tense.
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No, no, not at
All. Not at... Uh...
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Well, yeah, maybe I am a little
Tense around the neck area.
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Are your friends here yet?
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No.
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I hope they get here soon. I
Don't wanna miss the last ski lift.
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Ski l... You know something,
Inga, it's so cold outside,
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You know, and it's
So warm in here.
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Brr!
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Mr. Furley!
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- jack, it's you!
- what're you doing here?
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Well, larry couldn't
Get his car started,
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And then when he gave me the
Lowdown on some of the action up here...
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You know, I... Hey, hold it.
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I think I've just drawn
A bead on a bunny.
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Hey, there, what do you say, you and
I get together and melt some snow?
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Inga, inga, this is my
Landlord, mr. Furley.
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Inga?
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She's my ski instructor.
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I was just checking
Out the slopes.
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They look just fine to me.
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A little straight
Humor, there, jack.
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You probably wouldn't get that.
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I think I'll go check on
A room for your friend.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, here...
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Hi. Hey, mr. Furley,
How about some help?
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No, thanks, I think I
Can handle her alone.
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Jack, when're you
Gonna start skiing?
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What makes you
Think I haven't already?
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Well, you're still in one piece.
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Just give ol' lar one second. He'll
Show you where the real action is.
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What action, larry?
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Darlin', in the olympics of
Love, the fireplace event
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Is the only action that counts.
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Observe. Ta-da!
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All right. Wanna
Give that a tug?
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Thank you.
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Larry, I don't believe
You. Are you kidding me?
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That is the oldest and
Dumbest trick in the book.
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Really, larry, aren't you
Embarrassed to stoop so low?
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Aren't you ashamed
At being so dishonest?
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Oh, you poor baby.
What happened?
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Just one second, I'd like to
Answer my friend's question first.
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No.
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Well, I was careening
Down a mountain,
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And this poor, little
Squirrel crossed my path.
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Tiny, little.
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Oh, janet, what am I gonna do?
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I mean, when inga sees
That I'm a klutz on skis,
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She'll think I'm a bigger phony
Than larry, if that's possible.
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Why don't you just
Tell her the truth?
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And give her the
Impression that I can't ski?
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Hey, that's better than
Breaking your neck.
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Janet, you know, I've
Been on skis before.
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Once, jack, once, and even then
You didn't make it down the run.
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Well, that was a treacherous
Mountain. What was that called? The...
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The kiddie slope.
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Oh, how bad can the
Flying dutchman be?
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Well, here's a picture of it, and it
Really doesn't look all that bad.
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- it doesn't?
- no.
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Look, you start off here
With about a 45-degree slope.
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Forty-five degrees?
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Mm-hmm, then you
Get to the steep part.
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- boy, that's where you really
Begin pickin' up speed.
- speed?
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- mm-hmm, but not
For too long, though.
- oh, good.
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'cause if you don't slow down,
You're not gonna make this hairpin turn.
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- hairpin turn?
- the hairiest.
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What happens if I don't make it?
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- you get a breather
For a couple of seconds.
- then what?
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Well, let's see: you hit interstate
40 about 100 miles an hour.
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What?!
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- boy, jack, you are
Gonna be in big trouble!
- I know.
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That's a 55 mile an hour zone.
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Janet, I can't do
This. I'll kill myself.
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Okay, all right, does this mean
You will tell her you can't ski?
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- you got it.
- okay.
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- oh, jack.
- inga, I'm sorry, I got
Some bad news for you.
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- yes?
- I can't go down that mountain.
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I know that. I just got a report
On the weather conditions.
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The flying dutchman is closed.
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They don't have
Enough snow up there,
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And they're not expecting any.
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Not enough snow?!
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Oh, what a drag!
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I was looking
Forward to it so much.
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You know, the excitement and
Danger. How could nature do this to me?
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I mean this, quite frankly.
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I came here to ski, not
Sit around by a fireplace.
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Jack... Not now, janet.
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You know, I would give
Anything to go down that run.
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Anything... Are you sure there's
Not enough snow out there?
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Jack!
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I know you're
Disappointed, but believe me,
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Your disappointment is
Nothing compared to mine.
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I'd give anything to be able
To go down that run, anything!
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If only it would snow!
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Good, this is perfect for my ski
Lesson, janet. Nobody's around.
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What do you expect, jack?
- 00 in the morning.
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Look, I'm meeting inga at 9:00. I just
Want you to show me a few pointers.
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I mean, it's not like I'm a beginner.
I have been on skis before.
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Okay, okay, okay, let's
Go outside and practice.
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On the snow? It's so slippery.
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Oh, my...
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Look, I just want you to show me
How to keep from breaking my neck.
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Okay, jack, I will.
Repeat after me.
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- "I... Can't... Ski."
- "I... Can't... Ski."
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Janet, come on!
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All right, we'd better
Start at the very beginning.
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Good, okay. What do I need to...
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Jack, what're you doing?
You're not even on skis yet!
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- I'm just nervous.
- all right.
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Now we'll start really basic,
Jack, right at the beginning, okay?
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Take your little footsie
And put it on the long stick.
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Would you cut that out,
Janet? I know how to put on skis.
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And once I do, it'll
All come back to me.
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Just kick your boot
Into the binding like...
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It is coming back to you, jack.
It's all coming back to you.
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This is exactly what
You did the last time.
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- okay, like this...
- click your binding, yeah.
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- all right...
- yeah.
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Get it off.
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Oh, jack, maybe you
Should take the scarf off.
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Get it off.
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Yeah, let's get it off.
Let's get the scarf off.
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Okay, this boot goes into here.
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Yes, and I'll take care
Of that binding, ready?
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- yeah, okay. Put your foot here. Yes.
- got it? Got it?
237
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,680
- yes, you're in.
- perfect, now... Janet, janet!
238
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,817
- jack!
- is my leg broken?
239
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,454
- no, you're fine.
- look!
240
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,956
You're perfectly fine, and it's a
Good thing this happened, actually.
241
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,058
Come on, you can
Learn how to get up.
242
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,561
- what?
- take this,
Put it under your arm.
243
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,864
Bend your arm. Put
Your hands like so,
244
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,334
And then push yourself up.
245
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,769
Yeah, I've seen this before.
246
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:44,607
Okay, ready? And
Push yourself up.
247
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,942
Look at you! All right.
248
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,079
I told you I'd be okay
Once I got my ski legs.
249
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,182
Okay, you're gonna have to know
How to turn around out there.
250
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,751
Let us start with
A kick turn, okay?
251
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,420
- kick turn?
- kick turn.
252
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,456
Take this ski and put it
Perpendicular to the floor.
253
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:05,327
Perpendic... Very
Good, very good.
254
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:09,331
Okay, now, all you have
To do is let this ski fall
255
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,867
And point in that
Direction. Just let it fall.
256
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,636
- is that possible?
- yes.
257
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,627
Just let 'er fall.
Hey, all right!
258
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,813
Hey, look how good you look!
259
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:27,383
Ow!
260
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,286
All right, jack, now all you
Have to do is take the other ski,
261
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,922
And swing it around, jack,
And get it parallel to this one.
262
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,725
- okay, get out of the way.
- move your pole and just
Swing it around.
263
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,416
- okay.
- swing it right... Oh!
264
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,500
There? What do I do?
265
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,637
I'm gonna slide this one back.
Just let me slide this one back.
266
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,335
That's it, jack. Don't
Be scared or anything.
267
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:51,406
Okay. Janet, janet, my leg!
268
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,575
My leg doesn't go like that!
269
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,533
Janet, something
Bad is happening.
270
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:09,558
Okay, jack, why don't
We try something simple?
271
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,393
Get in your tuck.
272
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,262
- my tuck?
- yeah.
273
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,464
I thought I'd just dress casual.
274
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,767
See, "Dress casual"...
275
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,835
This is your tuck.
276
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,570
- yeah, okay. Yeah.
- okay?
277
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,107
The whole idea in skiing, jack, is to keep
Your weight over your skis, all right?
278
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,743
And to keep your shoulders
In line with your hips, like so.
279
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,511
- okay.
- 'kay?
280
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,947
- this doesn't hurt, jack.
- I'm fine.
281
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,084
Okay, now flex in the knees. Okay,
Now bounce up and down a little.
282
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,753
You feel that? That's
How you absorb the shock.
283
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,588
Going down the mountain, okay?
284
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:45,294
Now, you are going down
The mountain, and we hit a rut.
285
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,063
And we flex and
Take up the shock.
286
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,399
Yeah, okay. That's
Not bad, jack, really.
287
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,802
- thanks, thanks.
- good for you. Now lean forward.
288
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,837
Now crouch. Now flex.
289
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,996
Now crow like a rooster.
290
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:07,349
I hope you don't go everywhere in
Those. Must be murder in elevators.
291
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,886
- hey, larry...
- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
292
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,088
Just give it up,
Jack. Just forget it.
293
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,124
All right, larry. What
Happened to your cast?
294
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,259
I got rid of it. You were right.
295
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,694
It was stupid. It's beneath me.
296
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,497
I asked myself, what kind of
Guy would be desperate enough
297
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,923
To put a cast on his leg
Just to pick up a chick?
298
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,875
Oh, larry...
299
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,679
- I couldn't say no.
- here's your $30, larry.
300
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,604
This is an investment
You won't regret, mr. F.
301
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,851
Ooh, you poor dear.
302
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,437
I'm a masseuse here.
303
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,307
Why don't you let me
Give you a nice rubdown?
304
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,846
- uh, I don't think so.
- you're adorable.
305
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,537
Ah! Look, I'm healed!
It's a miracle!
306
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,075
Quick, help!
307
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,958
Well, my work is
Done. Excuse me.
308
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,861
- janet, come on, come over
Here. Where were we?
- what? What?
309
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,898
Jack, please, look, please,
Will you just forget it?
310
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:32,924
Just face the fact that you
Cannot learn to ski by 9:00.
311
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,806
Maybe I won't have to.
312
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,465
Oh, hurry up, before
The lines get too long.
313
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,526
Psst! Jack! Over here!
314
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,184
- mr. Furley?
- shh!
315
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,101
What're you doing?
316
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,204
I'm hiding from that
Muscle mechanic.
317
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,372
She wants to
Realign my front end!
318
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:14,076
I hope you have better
Luck with that cast than I did.
319
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,579
- masseuse: oh, ralph!
- jack: mr. Furley...
320
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,882
No time to talk, jack: the
Hunter is becoming the hunted!
321
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:24,720
Ralph, you can't hide from
Me, you little devil, you!
322
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,122
I'll get you!
323
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:38,667
Jack, you were supposed
To meet me at the ski lift...
324
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,836
What happened?
325
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,570
I didn't want you
To see this, inga.
326
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,472
I'm so mad at myself.
It was so stupid!
327
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,076
I was trying to warm up,
Doing back flips in my skis.
328
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,145
Inga: oh, it must've hurt!
329
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,147
Oh, no...
330
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,316
Jack, maybe you should go
To your room and lie down.
331
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,452
No, inga, I'm fine.
332
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,488
Oh, jack, what can I do for you?
333
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,591
Bed, maybe you
Should get me to bed.
334
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,893
Okay, here,
Just lift me, it's...
335
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,498
Oh! Oh! Jack! What's so funny?
336
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,034
Well, it's just...
Jack is funny,
337
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,203
Doing that old
Fake-broken-leg bit,
338
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,572
Does it all the time.
339
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,140
- he does?
- I do, I do.
340
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,309
You should've seen the show
At squaw valley last month.
341
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:25,068
It was g... Of course, I
Had a terrific cast, get it?
342
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,951
Well, jack, are you ready?
343
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,820
Oh, inga, I am always ready.
344
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,090
Good, let's hit the slopes.
345
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,292
- slopes?
- yes.
346
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,428
Well, I gotta wax my skis.
347
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,330
That's okay, I already did it.
348
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,199
Oh, well, I don't
Have my other boot.
349
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:47,491
I'm sorry, I don't
Think... I hate you.
350
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,211
Oh, hi.
351
00:18:56,235 --> 00:19:00,003
Oh, that doesn't look so bad.
352
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,341
Oh, my god!
353
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,160
Now are you gonna tell her
That you can't ski? Oh, good.
354
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,185
Okay, jack, you ready to go?
355
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,899
Okay, you go ahead first.
356
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,369
No, no, no, after you.
357
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,372
No, are you kidding? I
Wanna follow you down.
358
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:27,142
That way I can study your
Form on the ice patches.
359
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,633
That's... That's where it's
Gonna be, all over the ice.
360
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,049
Okay, jack. Go ahead.
361
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,259
Okay.
362
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,619
All right.
363
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:07,183
Jack...
364
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,419
Yodeling clears
My sinuses... Oh.
365
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,455
Okay, I'm just gonna put all
Distractions out of my mind.
366
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:17,560
I'm gonna concentrate, and
Janet, thanks for everything.
367
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,327
Keep my memory alive
To chrissy, won't you?
368
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,396
- good luck, jack.
- inga: oh, no!
369
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,864
What's the matter?
370
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,734
Look at all the snow. It's
Gonna ruin our visibility.
371
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,870
Oh, great, now our
Visibility is ruined.
372
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,106
Our visibility's ru... Oh, no!
373
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,176
Our visibility's ruined!
374
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,678
I'm sorry, jack,
375
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,914
But we just can't risk
Skiing in this weather.
376
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,984
It's just that I had
My heart set on it!
377
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,319
I know you did,
But... But I promise,
378
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,878
I'll make up to you back
At the lodge, somehow.
379
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,895
Why, jack, did you luck
Out! Congratulations.
380
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,429
Thanks, j... Aah!
381
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:58,067
Oh, jack!
382
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,691
Oh.
383
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,206
Larry, I'm really worried.
384
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,807
Now relax, janet.
385
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,176
The ski patrol is out
Looking for him now.
386
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,945
Yeah, but it's
Getting dark outside.
387
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,514
Let's look on the
Bright side of it:
388
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,383
At least jack's an
Experienced skier.
389
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,788
- hey, janet, look! There he is!
- oh, jack!
390
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,157
Oh, where were you?
We've been worried sick.
391
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,026
We thought you had an accident.
392
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,827
Me? Of course not.
393
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:29,664
I just decided to turn right at the
Cliff halfway down the mountain.
394
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,067
You went down suicide run?
395
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,568
Is that what it's called?
396
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,406
Now that you mention it, it
Was a little tricky, I'll tell you.
397
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,841
Are you all right?
398
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,709
You look a little blue.
399
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,878
I'll get you some hot chocolate.
400
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,881
Jack, you skied
Down that mountain?
401
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,216
- well, I'm here, aren't I?
- look at you!
402
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,119
I know, I'm glad
To see you, too.
403
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,621
Well, I'm sorry we haven't
Found your friend yet,
404
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,091
But we did find one of his skis.
405
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,060
Yeah, that's mine,
Officer, yeah.
406
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,363
It... It... It slipped off
My foot halfway down.
407
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,131
You can't believe
How hard it was,
408
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,866
Going down that
Mountain on one ski.
409
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,768
What, you had three skis?
410
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,672
- three?
- yeah, the other one
Is still in a tree.
411
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:14,743
Well, thank you for
A good job, officer.
412
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:18,813
Uh, jack, is there
Something you wanna tell us?
413
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,082
- no, no, not really.
- jack?
414
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:26,121
Well, I didn't exactly
Ski down the mountain.
415
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:29,224
See, I sorta grabbed this tree
416
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:33,350
And kinda actually crawled down.
417
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,065
Oh, well, at least
You're all right.
418
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:41,036
Inga thinks I skied
Down suicide run!
419
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,404
- shame on you.
- jack, here's something
To warm you up.
420
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:46,575
Thanks, and I think the hot
Chocolate will help, too.
421
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,410
Is there anything
Else I can do for you?
422
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,979
Yeah, excuse me.
423
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:54,015
You know, I was thinking,
Maybe we should just spend
424
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,452
A quiet evening upstairs,
What do you think?
425
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,720
Oh, jack, you must
Be reading my mind.
426
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,490
You know, if we're gonna ski
Down suicide run tomorrow,
427
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,825
I'm gonna need all
The sleep I can get.
428
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,585
- see you at dawn.
- mama!
429
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:19,441
So, I finally just
Came out and said,
430
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,376
"Inga, I can't ski."
431
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,412
Good for you, jack.
What did she say?
432
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,979
- nothing.
- nothing?
433
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,137
No, she's never
Speaking to me again.
434
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,574
Okay.
435
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,658
- hi, mr. Furley.
- oh, hi, jack.
436
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,861
Somethin' the matter?
437
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:42,364
Oh, I'm having
Trouble with a girl.
438
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,898
A girl?
439
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,569
Not a real girl.
Janet, my roommate.
440
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,705
Well, I'll tell you the secret
To handling women, jack.
441
00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,740
- you gotta be forceful.
- forceful?
442
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,610
Yeah, take last
Night, for instance.
443
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:58,313
That man-hungry masseuse
Finally actually got me
444
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:01,883
Down on her table and tried
To twist and crack my bones.
445
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,086
Well, I told her,
"Just cut it out!"
446
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,421
I said, "I'm not gonna
Play your kinda game.
447
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,556
And when it comes
To that, your not
448
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,759
Near enough woman
For a man like me."
449
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,128
- how'd she take it?
- terrific.
450
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,820
The doctor says I'll be walking
Normal in a couple weeks.
451
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:45,627
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