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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,156 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,657 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,159 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,863 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,487 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,101 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,769 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,271 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,872 ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 11 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:32,842 ♪ we've a loveable space That needs your face ♪ 12 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,766 ♪ three's company too ♪ 13 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,486 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 14 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,121 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,878 ♪ three is company too ♪ 16 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:55,732 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,300 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 18 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:59,357 ♪ three is company too. ♪ 19 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,007 Larry: jack? Jack? 20 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,843 In here. 21 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,178 - jack, I got a favor To ask of you. - what? 22 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,514 I gotta run up to Frisco on legal business. 23 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:14,116 - legal business? - yeah, for the car lot. 24 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:17,120 A breach-of-promise suit Between me and this young lady. 25 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:20,123 You promise to marry Her if she bought a car? 26 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:23,527 I promised her if she Bought a car, it would run. 27 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:26,696 I'd appreciate it if you'd Look after my plants. 28 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,299 Maybe talk to them. They'd like that. 29 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:32,602 No problem, larry, I'll just Turn on the old tripper charm, 30 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,338 Usually reserved for The special women in my life. 31 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,074 I said, "Talk," jack, not "Beg." 32 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,077 Well, don't you worry. You won't go beggin' tonight. 33 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,979 What are you talkin' about? 34 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,914 I have arranged for You to make dinner 35 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,150 For the most beautiful Woman you have ever seen. 36 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:50,386 - what do you say? - no, larry, I can't. 37 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,456 For a second, I Thought you said, "No." 38 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,059 I did... Janet and Chrissy would kill me. 39 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,927 You lost me, jack. 40 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,832 For the last three nights, I have Had three different girls up here. 41 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,433 Three girls in three nights? 42 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,801 You'll be dead before janet And chrissy can kill you. 43 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,937 I know, but I've Used every excuse 44 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,173 In the book to get them Out of this apartment. 45 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,109 I've been manipulative, Deceitful, and underhanded. 46 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,045 Jack, I'm proud of you. 47 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,446 I'm serious, I gotta Make it up to 'em. 48 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,983 I even canceled my date With doreen maxwell tonight. 49 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,853 You said no to the Girl who can't say no? 50 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,822 That's right. 51 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,957 I called, and I Canceled the date. 52 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,460 I promised janet and Chrissy a special dinner, 53 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,228 And I'm gonna keep that promise. 54 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,898 You should... They can Have dinner tomorrow night. 55 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,666 You can have Dessert toni-I-ight. 56 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,868 I can't! 57 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,670 Come on, jack! You've got to. 58 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,039 She's my boss's niece, And if she doesn't have 59 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,174 A nice time tonight, It'll really upset me. 60 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,511 Larry, I never knew You were so sensitive. 61 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:51,481 Yeah, the last time I got Fired, it upset me for weeks. 62 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,182 Woman: hello? 63 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:56,720 Hello, denise? c'est Moi, larry. she's french. 64 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,022 Hold on one second for jack. 65 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:02,792 Wait a minute, no... Chrissy and janet... Hello. 66 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,861 hello, jacques? 67 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,096 oui. she is french. 68 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,334 I mean, yes, this is jacques... Jerk, jerk... Jack, jack, jack! 69 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,837 we are getting Together tonight, yes? 70 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,806 Well, actually, see... 71 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,575 oh, I am looking Forward to it so much. 72 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,711 larry said you Would get me excited. 73 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,646 He what? What? 74 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,783 I get so excited About a good meal. 75 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,952 in my country, a great chef is 76 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,920 the second-best Thing you can be. 77 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,355 What's the first? 78 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,925 a great lover, of course. 79 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,993 Of course. 80 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,162 How soon can you get up here? 81 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,364 right away. Au revoir. 82 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,933 au revoir. 83 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,036 What a voice, what a laugh. 84 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,606 What have I done? I promised janet... 85 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,809 Don't worry, jack. You won't regret this. 86 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,044 She's really fantastic looking? 87 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,647 Denise? It's hard to Say. I've never met her. 88 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,516 Wait, larry, larry... 89 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:03,820 Thank heaven for little girls! 90 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,692 - hi, larry. - hi, larry. 91 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:13,463 Girls, I have something I'd like to ask you. 92 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,331 - yeah, what? - yes, jack? 93 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,801 Uh, how was your day? 94 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,536 Fine, thanks. 95 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,306 You wouldn't believe mine. I am Lucky to still have a job, jack. 96 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,808 Yeah? 97 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,977 Yes, I got two important Orders mixed up. 98 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,680 I ended up sending this Giant "Rest in peace" bouquet 99 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:34,484 To a honeymoon suite. 100 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:37,020 That could be a Little inappropriate. 101 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,988 Not as inappropriate as sending 102 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:43,259 "Good luck in your New life" to a funeral. 103 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,763 Janet, I can see how, After a day like that, 104 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,066 You wouldn't be in a Mood for a heavy dinner. 105 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,867 Are you kidding? 106 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,704 Jack, the only thing that Got me through this afternoon 107 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:58,140 Was looking forward to Dinner with my two best friends. 108 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:02,378 - well, I had a terrific day! - jack: did ya? 109 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:05,815 Steve and kathy had tickets For the eagles concert. 110 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,651 They asked janet and I to go. 111 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,053 Fantastic! You'd Better get ready. 112 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:13,456 - what? For what? - the eagles concert. 113 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,526 - I'm not going. - you turned down the tickets? 114 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,761 I can see the eagles any time. 115 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,531 I've been looking forward To this dinner all day! 116 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:25,335 Forget about Dinner! Think of janet. 117 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:28,371 Look at that face, How disappointed she is. 118 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:32,842 No, it's not disappointment, Jack, it's hunger. 119 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:36,045 - what's for dinner? - it sure smells good. 120 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,514 I haven't started cooking yet. 121 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:42,239 You'd better get started so You can catch up with the smell. 122 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,590 In the meantime, I'm Gonna freshen up. 123 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,727 Yeah, me too. 124 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:54,686 Jack, sometimes You can be so sweet. 125 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,141 Denise, denise, denise. 126 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:08,400 Denise, d-e-n... What am I doing? 127 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,952 - jacques? - denise? 128 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:21,257 - oui. - wow! No... What? 129 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:25,061 Excuse me, you can't Have dinner here tonight. 130 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,330 - no? - no, I'm sorry. 131 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,864 There was a... What happened... 132 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,400 What are you doing? 133 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,402 Don't cry, please. 134 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,270 Hey, don't cry. 135 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,439 You don't like me. 136 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,430 Oh, that's not true! 137 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:45,147 It was a mistake, This... This "Bald date." 138 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:49,519 No, that's "Blind Date." please don't cry. 139 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:53,055 What, did you think we weren't Gonna have dinner together... 140 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,857 Huh? 141 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,327 Well, it's what you said. 142 00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:01,297 No, I said we weren't Going to have dinner here. 143 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,267 'cause, see, my roommate's sick. 144 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,270 Oh, well, then, where Are we having dinner? 145 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:11,340 Uh, how about upstairs, In larry's apartment? 146 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,644 Now, you take This. It's number 304. 147 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,545 Take this key and go upstairs, 148 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:19,249 Fix yourself a drink, And I'll get dinner ready. 149 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:23,019 Okay. Oh, jacques. 150 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,411 You must think I Am just a big baby. 151 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,749 No. 152 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,569 Jack, who were you Talking to out there? 153 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,572 Oh, that was larry. Strangest thing. 154 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,808 He came down with asian Flu. I sent him up to bed. 155 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,978 Really? We saw Him. He looked fine. 156 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,680 Chrissy: yeah. 157 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:54,684 On the outside, yeah, but on The inside, he's a raging epidemic. 158 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:58,387 Listen, I think I'll Go put the chops on. 159 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,855 What can we do? 160 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,813 Uh, open the wine. 161 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,059 Food. More food. 162 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,100 Hamburgers. 163 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,587 Can I help? 164 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,844 No... 165 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:38,594 Well, in that case, maybe I'll take a tray up to larry. 166 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:42,498 I thought of that, and I Prepared hors d'oeuvres. 167 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,168 - I'm gonna take these up. - egg rolls?! 168 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,137 I told you, he Has the asian flu. 169 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,161 Jack... 170 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,443 Jack, does red wine Go with lamb chops, 171 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,412 Or does white wine Go with lamb chops, 172 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,281 Or does red taste better, but White's what you're supposed to have? 173 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,517 Or is it the other Way around, or both? 174 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,153 Yes. 175 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,510 That's what I thought. 176 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,895 Denise! 177 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,330 I was just looking At larry's pictures. 178 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,200 He's quite a lady's man, no? 179 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,135 Well, I have given Him a few pointers. 180 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,438 I can't stand playboys. 181 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,675 As I said, I've tried To straighten him out. 182 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,710 I think you're the kind of guy 183 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,734 Who could only be With one woman at a time. 184 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,717 H-h-how can you tell that? 185 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,453 By looking in your face. 186 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,477 You have such honest eyes. 187 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:44,026 - hors d'oeuvre? - yeah, thank you. 188 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,128 Where are you going? 189 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:51,200 I'll be right back. I have To see about dinner. 190 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,169 Hey, janet, I was just thinking. 191 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:57,206 - we are so lucky. - having a roommate like jack? 192 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,075 Yeah, what a nice guy. 193 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,077 He stays home on friday Night to cook dinner, 194 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,801 Then goes to take Care of his friend. 195 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,182 Hi. 196 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,206 What? 197 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:14,122 - what was that for? - just for being you. 198 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:18,461 Sit down and relax. Chrissy and I'll set the table. 199 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,797 Jack, you're really something. 200 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:24,067 Oh, chrissy, thanks. 201 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,102 So far, so good. 202 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,207 Denise! No. 203 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,710 Oh, doreen. For a Moment, I thought... 204 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,779 What're you doing here? 205 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,449 - I'm here for dinner, jack. - no, you're not! 206 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,523 jack! 207 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,025 Shh! 208 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,795 Why did you slam The door in my face? 209 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,965 I have a sick roommate. Germs were on their way out. 210 00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:00,136 - what?! - can I speak to you For a second? 211 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,271 We can't have dinner Together tonight. 212 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,707 Didn't your service Tell you I called? 213 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,009 No, I didn't check Before I left work. 214 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,180 Jack, are you seeing Another woman? 215 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:15,384 Another woman? Perish the thought! 216 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,954 I told you, it's my roommate. 217 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,723 You didn't tell me You had a roommate. 218 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,992 I have a roommate. He happens to be sick. 219 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,328 Uh, congested, uh, chest. 220 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,997 Jack, I'm a nurse. Have you forgotten? 221 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,535 Yes, I did... No! No, I didn't. Of course, nurse doreen. 222 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,137 There's a drugstore Five minutes from here. 223 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,239 Let me pick up some menthol. 224 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,141 No, it's too much trouble. 225 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,244 Don't worry, after I'm done Taking care of your roommate, 226 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,514 Then I'll have all night 227 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,282 Just to take care of you. 228 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,410 Can I speak to You for just a s... 229 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,081 Mr. Furley! 230 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,906 There, that oughta hold it. 231 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,911 Just a minute. 232 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,002 Hold your horses! 233 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,128 - mr. Furley? - jack, I'm very busy. 234 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,831 I know how busy you are, making Women fall in love with you. 235 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,934 I told you, I... What?! What women? 236 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,604 Chrissy and janet. You've Made them fall in love with you. 237 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,739 I don't remember that. 238 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,776 Come on, mr. Furley, Don't act innocent. 239 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,644 You've seen it before. 240 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,214 The heart of a Impressionable, young woman, 241 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,950 Turned on by a mature And successful man 242 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,252 At the height of his virility. 243 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,221 But that's ridiculous! 244 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,156 I'm old enough to be 245 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,592 Their... Older brother. 246 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,596 They are upstairs, Right now, pining away. 247 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,364 They've stopped Seeing younger men. 248 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,332 It's that classic May-december romance. 249 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:14,203 Now wait a minute. I'm Not a day over october! 250 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,938 You're taking this lightly! 251 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,706 No, no, I'm not! I'm not. 252 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,609 I better talk to 'em before They throw their lives away. 253 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,601 The phone is quicker. Hurry Up! Not a second to lose! 254 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,550 Chrissy: jack? 255 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,361 Hello? Oh, hi, mr. Furley. 256 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,797 You want us to come down To your apartment right now? 257 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,600 But we were just About to have dinner. 258 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,469 Hey, where were you? 259 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,303 I was worried about larry. 260 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:52,574 - oh, jack, You are just too much. - who was that, chrissy? 261 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,510 Mr. Furley wants us to Come down right away. 262 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,513 He sounded so strange. 263 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,515 He is strange. 264 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:03,285 - yes, but this is different. - what do you mean? 265 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,887 Maybe I shouldn't say anything. 266 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,556 Tell us, tell us! 267 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:10,459 Okay, mr. Furley is Extremely depressed. 268 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,127 Why? 269 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:15,230 It's his 50th birthday, And he's in his apartment, 270 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,467 Feeling all alone, Unloved, unwanted. 271 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,202 Oh, that's terrible. 272 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,071 We should do something. 273 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,607 Like taking our dinner Downstairs and surprising him? 274 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:29,000 Yeah, somethin' like That. You got any ideas? 275 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,315 How about that one? 276 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,050 What one? 277 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,020 Taking our dinner downstairs. 278 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,422 Oh, that's a good idea. 279 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:44,126 Here, why don't you Take this, chrissy? 280 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,362 Janet, take this. I'll bring The rest of the dinner down. 281 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,531 That'll give us a Chance to cheer him up. 282 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,467 But don't mention his birthday. 283 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,469 I don't want him to think That's the reason you're there. 284 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,973 Right, jack. Good thinking! 285 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:06,415 No time for the pain. 286 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,439 Food, more food. More food. 287 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,689 - chrissy? - hi. 288 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,791 - janet? - hi, mr. Furley. 289 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,660 Uh, what's that? 290 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,461 We thought we'd Have dinner with you. 291 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,530 Yeah, we thought, Since you never invite us, 292 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,667 It would be a good idea If we made the first move. 293 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,358 The first move?! 294 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,331 Yeah, and it's not gonna Be just dinner, either. 295 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,712 It isn't? 296 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:40,182 Nope, we thought, after dinner, We could have some fun together. 297 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,306 What?! 298 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,194 Oh, jack, mmm! It smells great. 299 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:56,631 Actually, this is for my Upstairs neighbor. He has the flu. 300 00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:00,469 It must be catchy. Run upstairs, And I'll check on your roommate. 301 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,038 No, no, no, no! Let me do that. 302 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,774 Would you believe It? Sleeping like a baby. 303 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,710 Doreen, have a little Wine, and I'll be right back. 304 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:12,448 I'm giving you two minutes, Then I'm coming to get you. 305 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,016 I wouldn't do that... 306 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:19,544 A minute 59, a Minute 58, a minute 57. 307 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,792 Jacques. 308 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,896 A minute 52. Here, hold this. 309 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,669 All right, all set For a little dinner. 310 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,905 Here we go. 311 00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:38,040 Jacques... 312 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:42,010 Let's not waste this Magic moment with words. 313 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,179 Let's eat! 314 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,214 Wait, where's your plate? 315 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:50,352 Mm-mm, I thought it Would be more romantic 316 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,555 If we both ate out Of the same dish. 317 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,692 Jacques, do you Want to say anything? 318 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,293 Oh, yeah, right. 319 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,530 Dear lord, thank you for What we are about to eat. 320 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,867 Don't you want to know who I am, 321 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,437 Where I come from, What I dream of? 322 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,939 No. 323 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:13,876 What? Jack, why are You acting this way? 324 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,713 Silly me, I forgot the broccoli. 325 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,304 I'll be right back. Here. bon appétit. 326 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,253 And that's why old is old, 327 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,156 And young is young, 328 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:31,093 And beauty is in the Eye of the beholder. 329 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,363 Are you following Any of what I'm saying? 330 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:38,422 You are so handsome For a man your age. 331 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,305 Well, I know, but That's beside the point. 332 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,974 Boy, when jack Said he was feeling 333 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,243 Unloved and unwanted, He wasn't kidding. 334 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:52,181 I don't need any complications In my life, and neither do you! 335 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,684 Mr. Furley... Mr. Furley, come on. 336 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,886 It is not complicated. It's very simple. 337 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,922 - yeah, we love you. - what? 338 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,459 - and we wanna make you happy. - now, wait a minute... 339 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,026 Very happy. 340 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,228 Stay away from me! I Don't wanna be happy. 341 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,453 - both: mr. Furley... - I'll scream! 342 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,236 Where are you goin' now? 343 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,105 - up to larry. - again? 344 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:21,031 Well, you know, starve A fever, stuff a cold. 345 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,213 Mr. Furley, you're very tense. 346 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,282 Just sit down. Relax. 347 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,917 But you don't understand. 348 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,584 Isn't this better? 349 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,086 Oh, yeah. No! 350 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,789 - wait! - lemme try. Close your eyes... 351 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,357 Dinner is served. 352 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,726 Jack, am I glad you're here. 353 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,029 You weren't whistling "Dixie." These girls are crazy about me. 354 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,331 After all, they're only human. 355 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,968 Mr. Furley, sit there. Chrissy, Janet, sit next to mr. Furley. 356 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:50,973 No, you girls sit over There. Jack, you sit next to me. 357 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:55,010 - I'd love to, but I can't... - sit! 358 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,946 What is this? I thought We were having lamb. 359 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,582 We are. 360 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,853 What do you call These? Lamburgers? 361 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,455 - as a matter of fact, yes. - they're good. 362 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,525 Interesting thing About lamburgers: 363 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,461 Either they're very Good or very ba-a-a-a-a-ad. 364 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,765 Get it? Lamb? Ba-a-a-ad. I'm gonna go get dessert. 365 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,000 Forget dessert. 366 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:22,304 You're staying here till after Dinner, right next to my side. 367 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,306 Well, if you insist. 368 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,209 You mind if I just take a Nibble off of yours, mr. F.? 369 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:32,247 Isn't this to die for? Why, mr. Furles, You've got a crumb on your lip. 370 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,271 Lemme get that for you. 371 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,689 I'll wipe my own Mouth, thank you. 372 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,558 I was only trying to help! 373 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,816 - I thought you were Gonna get dessert? - I'm gone! 374 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,638 So there you are. 375 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,241 Jack, are we, or are we not, 376 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,243 Going to have dinner tonight? 377 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,437 Dinner... Coming... Now. 378 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,792 Jack, if a poet expresses 379 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,928 His feelings through words, 380 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,030 I can't wait to see 381 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,100 How a chef like You expresses his. 382 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,870 Hot dogs? 383 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,708 I gotta get the Phone. Excuse me. 384 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,177 Hello? 385 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:40,415 Hi. No, don't come up. I'll come down. I'll come... 386 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,385 - jack, what's going on? - it's larry, up. 387 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,287 Again? 388 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,711 He's feverish. He Wants broccoli. 389 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,129 Mr. Furley! Mr. Furley... 390 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,131 Are you trying to hide from us? 391 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,099 Please come out. 392 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,936 I'm not setting foot out There till jack comes back! 393 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,705 Great, who knows When that'll be. 394 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,506 He might've gone To check on larry. 395 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,441 Maybe we should, too. 396 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:10,111 Chrissy, aren't you worried about Exposing yourself to his germs? 397 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:14,683 If I care about somebody, I Don't mind exposing myself. 398 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,522 Mr. Furley! 399 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,859 If you won't come out, We're gonna go see larry. 400 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:27,884 good, give me a call when You get to san francisco. 401 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,633 San francisco? 402 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,491 yeah, that's where larry Went for the weekend. 403 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,975 Boy, that was good. 404 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,445 Mmm, I'm ready for dessert. 405 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,348 - how about you? - well... 406 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,616 The chocolate mousse pie? 407 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,854 Chocolate mou... The Chocolate mousse pie! 408 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,289 I'll be back in a flash. 409 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,812 Excuse me. 410 00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:00,729 - jack, jack! - jack, we wanna talk to you! 411 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,831 Who are you? 412 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,532 - who are we? - who are you? 413 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,556 Yeah. 414 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:12,808 I'll be back in a Second, doreen. 415 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,998 Chrissy, janet. 416 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,981 Good, you're all here. 417 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,983 I was just about to explain. 418 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:25,153 Uh, you see, Doreen, this is janet, 419 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,724 And this is... - chrissy! - chrissy. 420 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,559 They're my roommates. 421 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,395 I promised them dinner, but I also promised you dinner. 422 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,965 - I tried To call you, didn't I? - well, you said... 423 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:40,502 I had to make dinner For her, but also for you. 424 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,937 I made dinner for her and you. 425 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,039 So you see, I went To all this trouble 426 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,974 To make dinner For you three girls. 427 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,377 Jacques? 428 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,445 Make that, four girls. 429 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:54,717 Uh, see, here's where The explanation 430 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,940 Becomes a little More complicated... 431 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,828 See, what happened is, Larry, my friend larry, uh... 432 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:10,165 Larry, uh, larry asked Me to do a favor for him... 433 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,869 I wanted to do a Favor for larry, and... 434 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:17,294 Actually, larry asked me if I Wouldn't mind helping him out... 435 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,447 So then what happened was... 436 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:30,184 I thought of a way to bring The girls to their senses. 437 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,221 Just telling janet and Chrissy that I'm too old for 'em, 438 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,323 That won't work. 439 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,192 I've gotta show 'em I'm old. 440 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,627 So here's my plan: 441 00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:41,996 I'm gonna dye my Hair real white, 442 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,800 And get some bifocal lenses, Real thick, I can hardly see through, 443 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:48,870 Then a cane, and I'll Walk bent over like this. 444 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,006 Wait'll you hear this! 445 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:54,709 I'm gonna get a rocking Chair, and I'm renting an old cat, 446 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:58,146 To rock with me, then they'll Have to be convinced I'm old. 447 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,415 What do you think? 448 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,217 Yeah, you're right, It won't work. 449 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,286 I'm just too sexy. That's my problem. 450 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,989 That's my curse. I'm Sorry. Thanks for helping. 451 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,857 Any time. 452 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,201 I'll tell you, jack, You're a sloppy eater. 453 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,193 John ritter: three's company was Videotaped in front of a studio audience. 33790

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