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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too. ♪
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Now you have to get up,
'cause I gotta do the cushions.
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jack?
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Okay, now you
Have to get up, jack,
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Because I have to do under
The cushions and I... Hey!
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Aye, gee whiz.
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Mommy!
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Breathe! Breathe!
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Janet! Janet!
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Wait, wait, wait...
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I got another note at work,
Signed my "Secret admirer."
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You did? What is this,
Like the fifth or sixth?
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Seventh!
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- what's jack
Doing down there?
- sleeping.
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- oh.
- no kidding, this man
Here is amazing.
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- nothing wakes him up!
- oh yeah?
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- yeah.
- I know how
To wake him up.
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Know who I bumped into today?
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That redhead, valerie marcum?
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Where?
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- what am I doing
Down here?
- sleeping.
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Oh.
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- jack, come on, get up.
- I'm up, chrissy, I'm up.
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I got another note
From that secret admirer.
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And she still has no
Idea who's sending them.
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It could be from anybody
In the whole office building.
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Listen to this:
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
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Your smile is like sunshine,
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And you always come to
Work dressed very nicely also."
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Well, I think we can rule
Out any professional poets.
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Who's ever leaving them
On my desk in the morning
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Gets there before anybody else.
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So you know it's
None of your bosses.
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Jack, come on.
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Now you get serious. Can't
You see that chrissy's worried?
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Yes, it's not easy having
Someone admire you.
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- I hope you never have
To experience that.
- yeah.
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Okay, so if your
Secret admirer is shy,
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Maybe it would be easier
For him to meet you in a crowd.
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Oh, that's great. How can he
Talk to me if he can't even find me?
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Come on, chrissy, I'm not
Talking about the superbowl!
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I got an idea. Why don't you
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Leave a note on the bulletin
Board at work tomorrow
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Addressed to secret admirer?
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In it, you say that you'll be at
The regal beagle tomorrow night.
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Yeah, but if he walks in and
He sees that I'm not there,
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He's gonna be mad at me.
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Chrissy, come on!
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Jack meant that
You would be there.
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Yeah, but I wasn't planning...
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Oh, I get it.
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- the medicine must
Be working.
- just go on.
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In the note, you also say it
Would be nice if the secret admirer
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- happened to drop by
The regal beagle too.
- well, yeah, but look,
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We don't know who
This guys is, right?
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What if it's a creep chrissy
Doesn't want to go out with?
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Then janet, you'll be
Along to scare him off.
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Gosh... This place
Is empty tonight.
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Oh, no! Now he'll never come in.
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- he'll feel too conspicuous.
- what about that guy
At the bar?
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You know, he does
Look kind of familiar.
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- I knew it. Is he someone
From your office?
- no, he looks like
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My uncle max.
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- chrissy...
- only my uncle max is much older.
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Chrissy... Chrissy!
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He has a beard too.
He's taller than that.
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Chrissy!
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This guy could be
Your secret admirer.
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How do I find out? Ask him
For a handwriting sample?
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Chrissy, think.
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No, that might take too long.
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Listen, why don't you just go on
Over there and start a conversation?
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You can do it, chrissy, go on.
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- it's the only way.
- go on.
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Give it your best shot. Come on.
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- okay.
- thattagirl!
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- hi!
- hi, chrissy, I'll be
With you in a minute.
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- I'm sorry it's
So dead in here tonight.
- oh, I like it quiet.
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It makes it easier
To share... Secrets.
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Hi, chrissy.
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- hi.
- you know something?
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I was about to scribble you a
Message on a cocktail napkin.
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Then you are him!
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Oh, I'm so glad I
Finally met you!
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Congratulations!
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Have some dip!
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Name's brad.
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- kind of clammy, huh?
- oh, it's okay, I don't
Mind sweaty palms.
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No, I meant, the dip is
Clammy. It's clam dip.
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Oh!
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Anyway, I'm glad you
Made the first move.
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I was a little nervous
About going over there.
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Oh, brad, you should
Never be afraid
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To tell a girl what
You're thinking.
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- you mean that?
- of course!
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Okay. How about a midnight
Cruise in my hot tub?
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Hold it.
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- do you know
Where I work?
- no.
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And I don't care, gorgeous.
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- how did you know my name?
- the bartender called you
Chrissy.
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Come on, let's have
Some dip and a drink.
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Then we'll go home
For drinks and a dip...
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Skinny dip, huh?
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If you like dip
So much, try this!
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Boy, jack, next time I listen
To one of your dumb ideas,
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I hope I'm not
Around to hear it.
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Chrissy, you'd better
Start apologizing.
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Secret admirer just
Glided in, I think. Look.
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Kazoomsky!
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Chrissy, does he
Work at your office?
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No, but I wish he did.
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I've got a message for a
Phil durkin. Is that you?
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- yeah, sure is. Was it from barbara?
- yeah, she called
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- and said she's
Be a little late.
- ah, thanks.
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Chrissy, he smiled at you.
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What are you waiting
For? Get over there.
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- but what do I say to him?
- use one of the lines
Guys use on you.
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But leave out the part
Where you slap them.
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- okay.
- go on.
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- hi!
- hello.
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Well... Sure is crowded in here!
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- mind if I
Share your table?
- what? No.
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- for a little bit. Yeah, sure.
- oh, good.
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Listen, why don't we just put
The cards on the table, huh?
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Are you my admirer?
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Admirer?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, you betcha.
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Oh, good!
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I was so afraid
I made a mistake.
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- let's get acquainted.
- tell me,
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Do you always come here
To meet fellas like this?
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Of course not.
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Only when I put an invitation
Up on the bulletin board!
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- bulletin board?
- yeah.
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Oh, yeah...
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Phil!
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Barbara! Hi!
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Uh, look, this is a... Friend.
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- actually, she's just
An acquaintance.
- so?
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Your note invited
Me for a drink,
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Not a show and tell!
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His note?
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He's been leaving
Them on your desk too?
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What are you, some kind
Of pen pal sex maniac?!
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I don't know what
You're talking about.
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- barbara is my date
For tonight.
- hmph!
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You mean... You're not my...
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You're not my admirer?
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Try the bar on
The corner, honey.
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Over there, you gotta
Beat them off with a stick.
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- jack, I could
Just kill you!
- chrissy...
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- I'm so embarrassed!
- who was the girl?
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Janet, jack!
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- I got it! I got it! - what?
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Jack, you did it!
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The secret admirer peeked
Into the regal beagle last night
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- and saw me sitting with that
Dipping guy, so he left.
- oh darn!
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No, no, now that he's got
My note encouraging him,
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He's gonna stop by our house tonight,
Just on the chance that I might be home!
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Chrissy, then you
Must have talked to him.
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No, no, he left a note.
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Gosh, he's going to
Be here any minute.
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I'm so late. I stopped
To buy a new blouse.
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I'm so excited! I just know
He's the answer to my dreams!
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Janet: oh my gosh!
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- that must be him.
- I'll get it.
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Hello.
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My name is gilbert larwin.
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- I'm sorry. Pardon me?
- gilbert larwin.
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Oh, you wouldn't be...
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- no, you couldn't be...
- is chrissy here?
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I wrote her I'd stop by.
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You are. Yeah, come in.
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- well, would you
Like to sit down?
- yes, thank you.
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Hello. - hello...
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Come on, up you go.
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- are you all right?
- yes, I'm fine.
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Yeah, we'll try to fix whatever
It was you tripped over.
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You can't. It was my feet.
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Oh. Um... Would you
Like to sit down?
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- yes, thank you.
- good.
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Oh!
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- oops!
- I'll get that
Out of your way.
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Just a cushion!
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Uh... Could we get you anything?
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Oh, no. Thank you.
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Well...
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- what do you do,
Mr. Larwin?
- how do you do?
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No... I said...
- what do you do?
- oh.
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- I'm a newspaper man.
- oh.
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- I see. A writer?
- no, a seller.
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- oh, chrissy!
- thank god...
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I mean, chrissy! You
Have a visitor, mr. Larva.
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- larwin.
- larwin.
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Aw... How nice to
Finally meet you!
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So, you're mr. Secret admirer.
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Well, just call me secret.
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I mean, gilbert.
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- listen, why don't we
Sit down, gilbert?
- fine.
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- yeah, we'll just
Excuse ourselves.
- yeah. Bye-bye.
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You know, I don't remember
Seeing you around before.
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Oh, well, I see
You. Twice a day.
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See, I work at the newsstand
In your office building.
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- oh, I never stop
At that stand.
- yeah, I know.
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I've had a paper waiting for
You every day for three years.
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Really? They must be piling up!
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You know, every
Time you passed by,
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I always wanted
To call out to you...
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"Yoo-hoo! Beautiful lady!
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Yoo-hoo!"
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No, that was not
His mating call, janet.
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He was just showing
Her how he waves bye-bye.
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Look, jack, chrissy is too
Nice to hurt his feelings.
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She'll be stuck in there with
Him "Yoo-hoo-ing" all night
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If we don't get her out of
There. Please think of something.
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- larry!
- what larry?
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Run up and tell larry to come down
Here and pick up chrissy for their date.
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No, no, larry doesn't
Have a date with chrissy.
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It's finally happened. You've
Started to sound like her.
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When are you going
To start going...
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Oh!
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- you mean that larry
Will be pretending.
- that's good.
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00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,622
Johnny, let's tell her
What she's won for that!
239
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,325
A trip to hawaii and
A freezer, thank you.
240
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,362
Come on, I get it. You mean that what
Mr. Larwin doesn't know won't hurt him.
241
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,532
That's brilliant. You go up and
Get larry and tell him to come down.
242
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,002
Meanwhile, I'll try to nudge
The personality kid out of here.
243
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:24,340
You know, I once wanted to
Marry a guy who sold newspapers.
244
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,908
- really?
- yeah.
245
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,811
He had a paper
Route. I was only 10!
246
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,705
I love your laugh.
247
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,687
Excuse me.
248
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,091
I think I lost a pizza cutter around
Here somewhere. Sorry. Excuse me.
249
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,860
- wow.
- it's okay. I'll find it.
250
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:47,263
- I don't believe it.
- what, you never lost
A pizza cutter before?
251
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,099
Here I am, I'm actually
Sitting here. I'm...
252
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,934
I'm talking to you in person.
253
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,036
Mom and dad won't
Believe it when I get home.
254
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,206
I don't believe
It, and I'm here!
255
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,743
Oh, afraid the
Party's over, gimlet.
256
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,566
- gilbert.
- gilbert.
257
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,724
Chrissy's date has
Just arrived. Excuse me.
258
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,793
Larry, what's the
Idea of this getup?
259
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,996
Janet explained
The work to be done.
260
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,999
These are my working clothes.
261
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,602
- okay, let's get going.
- hey! Don't worry about
A thing, kids, huh?
262
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,404
Just watch old
Larry take charge.
263
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,107
I've never done
Anything like this before.
264
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,164
I'm usually very,
Very shy with girls.
265
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,348
Chrissy...
266
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,218
- I think my problem is...
- is bigger than both of you.
267
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,254
Excuse me, pal, all
Right? Chrissy, baby.
268
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,656
Forget the larry
You've known before.
269
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,825
This larry wants
You to follow him
270
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,650
To a passion paradise.
271
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,992
Oh, larry, you're so funny!
272
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,489
Don't you just love her laugh?
273
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,913
- she laughed at me.
- give up, lar.
274
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,149
- she's nuts,
But nice try.
- are you kidding?
275
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,884
This is the biggest
Challenge of my life!
276
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,576
I just need my big guns.
277
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:26,195
So... Chrissy... My
Heart weeps for you.
278
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:29,131
My soul cries out for you.
279
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,301
Come away with me,
Where I can kiss you...
280
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,372
Kiss you... Kiss you.
281
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,064
Anyway, what I was saying
Before I was interrupted...
282
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,680
It's okay, larry.
You were great.
283
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,971
What are you trying
To do, break me?!
284
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,186
I was all ready to
Write a how-to book.
285
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,930
Now I'll have to buy one.
286
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,546
Give me that!
287
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,301
Excuse us, chrissy. Excuse me.
288
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,970
Could I see you in the
Kitchen for just a mo'?
289
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,106
Thank you. Thank you very much.
290
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,941
- gilbert, would you
Excuse me for a minute?
- of course.
291
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,844
- all right.
- we'll just be
A teeny minute.
292
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,713
We are breaking our backs
293
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,815
Trying to get rid of
Secret admirer for you.
294
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,517
- will you please help?
- no.
295
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,987
- good. Now,
The first... No?!
- no, I want to talk to him.
296
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,156
- you do?
- yeah.
297
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,558
He's honest and warm.
298
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,395
I mean, gilbert is the
Only man I've met in months
299
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,530
Who's wanted to be with me,
300
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,466
Rather than wanting me to be
With him, if you know what I mean.
301
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,701
Oh, boy, do I.
302
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,725
Well, I don't, but
Why break a habit?
303
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,963
- I would like to go
Talk to my friend.
- okay.
304
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,212
I personally am going to
Get out of these clothes
305
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,403
- and go to bed.
- I'll help you.
306
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,781
Good morning.
307
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,132
- it's you!
- oh, yes.
308
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,901
See, chrissy and I were
Talking till the wee small hours,
309
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,804
So she said I should just sleep
Here and have some breakfast.
310
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,473
Really?
311
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,798
Oh, it's okay. I
Called my folks.
312
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,868
Good. I was worried.
313
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,818
Boy, chrissy's the
Most wonderful girl.
314
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,988
- I just love her.
- you do?
315
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,023
Love is too weak a word.
316
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,758
I worship her.
317
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,062
She's so gentle
And sweet and kind.
318
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,364
- and that's not all...
- take it easy, giblets.
319
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,500
- I meant jailbait...
- gilbert.
320
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,536
Sorry, gilbert. Listen,
Hang on a second.
321
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,893
I'll go get chrissy.
It won't be long.
322
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,465
Chrissy?
323
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,970
Oh my, I wonder
What he sees in her.
324
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,385
- hi, jack. Jack! - hi.
325
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,787
What are you doing?
326
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,424
Hey, what are you doing in here?
327
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,761
I'm just trying to save that
Guy gilbert from a broken heart.
328
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,598
You must mean,
From a broken back!
329
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,866
He slept on our sofa last night.
330
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,736
He fell in love
With you last night.
331
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,271
What?
332
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,295
We didn't talk that long.
333
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,676
Chrissy, what's "Long"?
334
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,546
Some people can fall in
Love between traffic lights.
335
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,849
- I think he's going
To ask you to marry him.
- oh no!
336
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,818
- oh yes!
- what am I
Going to do?!
337
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,689
- you're gonna have
To disillusion him.
- good idea. That'll work.
338
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,691
Go out there, jack, and tell him
339
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,927
That chrissy will be out in a couple
Of minutes. We got to work fast!
340
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:46,951
Okay.
341
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,736
♪ I gotta be me! ♪
342
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,239
♪ I gotta be me! ♪
343
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,141
♪ what else can... ♪
344
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,109
It's okay.
345
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,979
Chrissy's gonna be out in
A couple of minutes, okay?
346
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,981
- okay.
- thank you.
347
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:10,140
♪ ...I be but what I am? ♪
348
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,831
- good morning, chrissy.
- okay, gilbert,
349
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,456
If you want breakfast,
Just haul yourself out here!
350
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,396
Sit down!
351
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,716
I'm not really very hungry.
352
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,352
Ha! Just wait! How do
You like your eggs?
353
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,942
no, I don't want any...
354
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,025
Hope you like them crunchy.
I got a few shells in there.
355
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,295
- it's okay.
- I suppose you want
Some orange juice too?
356
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,665
Some people, you've got to
Wait on them hand and foot!
357
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,155
Jeez!
358
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,943
I suppose you gotta
Have some toast now, huh?
359
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,216
- chrissy,
Just never mind.
- never mind?!
360
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,986
I go to all this fuss and
You tell me to never mind?!
361
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,856
No, no, I meant,
Just stand there.
362
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,525
See... I want to propose...
363
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,061
No, don't say it!
364
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:29,030
- chrissy!
- I'm not who
You think I am!
365
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,467
I just wanted to
Propose a toast.
366
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,136
I'm not ready for marriage!
367
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,437
What?
368
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,673
A toast.
369
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,830
To chrissy.
370
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,579
I don't want to marry you.
371
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,981
- you don't?
- no.
372
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,451
I just wanted to meet
You and talk with you.
373
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,087
And it was wonderful.
374
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:56,191
I mean, you made
Me feel... So good.
375
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,428
Oh, gilbert.
376
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:02,264
You made me feel so good too.
377
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:05,155
Then, we can be friends?
378
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,659
We are friends.
379
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,374
Gee... Thanks.
380
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,876
Um... I gotta get to work now.
381
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,260
I'll save you a paper.
382
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,870
Wait!
383
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,541
Goodbye, gilbert.
384
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,247
I'd better not
Muss up your hair.
385
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,262
Bye.
386
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,554
- bye, gilbert.
- goodbye, gilbert.
387
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,032
What are you looking at?
388
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,247
- you.
- you are beautiful.
389
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,751
Don't make fun of me. I
Know what I look like.
390
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,376
Inside, chrissy. Inside.
391
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,902
- hi, janet.
- hi, jack.
392
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,805
Hey, chrissy, jack's here!
393
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,807
Jack, I just want to tell you
394
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:22,010
I think it was so sweet of you to
Bake that birthday cake for gilbert.
395
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,780
Oh, hey, I like gilbert. I was
Happy to do it. Did you see it?
396
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,783
Yeah, I did. And chrissy's in
There decorating it right now.
397
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,118
What?!
398
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,191
Last time chrissy
Decorated a cake, it looked
399
00:23:32,215 --> 00:23:34,011
As if somebody had
Been shooting at it!
400
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:36,680
I know, I know...
401
00:23:36,704 --> 00:23:38,994
Chrissy, stop whatever
It is you're doing.
402
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,463
Chrissy: don't come in. I
Want to surprise you!
403
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:42,226
Chrissy...
404
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,300
I put it in the box you
Bought and everything!
405
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,369
- look, chrissy...
- you'll be so proud!
406
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,505
- chrissy, let me help, okay?
- be careful,
407
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,373
You'll make me lose it!
408
00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:52,897
Oh no!
409
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,678
- get up, chrissy.
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
410
00:23:56,702 --> 00:24:00,649
Who cares about you? You know
How long it took me to bake this cake?
411
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,084
Well, it's empty.
412
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,444
- oh, a little
Practical joke?
- yeah!
413
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,315
You girls are so humor-filled!
414
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:16,264
It reminds me of the time I
Smeared icing all over your hair.
415
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,157
- you never smeared
Icing all over our hair.
- then let's do it now!
416
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,799
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Company" was videotaped
417
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,857
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