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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,025 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,593 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,061 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:21,164 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,633 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,102 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,969 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,939 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:33,142 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,900 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,622 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,046 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,834 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,224 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 16 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,540 Jack: yeah and the Only seat on the bus 17 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,775 - was next to this cute Little redhead. - yeah? 18 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,010 So I saddled up To her and I said... 19 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:10,780 Chrissy, did you forget to Lock the door this morning? 20 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,950 Her name was chrissy too? 21 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,886 Come on, look, look. 22 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,089 Chrissy, did you forget To lock the door? 23 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,660 Why is it always "Chrissy, did You forget to lock the door?" 24 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,663 Why isn't it "Jack, did you Forget to lock the door?" 25 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,765 Or "Janet, did you Forget to lock the door?" 26 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:32,234 No, it's always "Chrissy, Chrissy, chrissy." 27 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,971 Did you forget to lock the door? 28 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:37,362 Yes. 29 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,278 Ha! Stay where you are! 30 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,680 - what's going on? - yeah, what's the matter? 31 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:47,184 Well, I came up here to collect The $100 you still owe me on the rent. 32 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,719 Well, you don't Have to threaten us. 33 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,988 Will you listen? I Just caught a burglar. 34 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,257 Why is a burglar In our bathroom? 35 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,760 Well, jack, even Burglars have to... 36 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,196 Chrissy! 37 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,832 No, no, no, he Was in jack's room. 38 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,869 But he heard me and he ran in There. So I blocked the door. 39 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,938 My mind works with lightning Speed in these situations. 40 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,040 Yeah? How's your running speed? 41 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,565 Because the door You blocked opens in. 42 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,146 It does, doesn't it? 43 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,815 Jack, jack, the doorknob's Turning. He's coming out. 44 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,950 - get back, girls. - ooh-ooh. 45 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,452 Not you, mr. Furley. 46 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:27,123 Right. Relax, everybody. I'll handle this. 47 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,514 Not relaxed. 48 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,563 Okay, come on out. 49 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,566 We're the police. We've Got you surrounded. 50 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,701 Wait! 51 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,837 You're supposed to be a burglar. 52 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:44,173 Well, I'm not. You're Supposed to be a policeman? 53 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,876 Uh, only on rainy days. 54 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,279 - furley: better stay back. - janet: huh? 55 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,515 He's probably very Strong for his size. 56 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,450 Mr. Furley, he's just a kid. 57 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,286 That could be a disguise. 58 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,488 How old are you? 59 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:03,026 12. Gee, I'm sorry. But The front door was open. 60 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,895 Why'd you come upstairs In the first place? 61 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,665 Well, I thought a Friend of mine lived here. 62 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,700 And I saw the open Door and walked in. 63 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,535 Oh, he's stonewalling. 64 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,304 The police will Get it out of him. 65 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:17,173 - the police? - no, mr. Furley, no need To call the police. 66 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:21,110 - we can handle this. - really. What's your name? 67 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,580 - billy todson. - hi, billy. I'm janet. 68 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,814 - this is chrissy - hi. 69 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,616 And that's mr. Furley and jack. 70 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,618 What is this, a welcome wagon? 71 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,521 He's a housebreaker. The kid's a criminal. 72 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,757 Let's hear him out, mr. Furley. 73 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,858 I don't think we're in Any immediate danger. 74 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,361 Where do you live? 75 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,163 With some foster parents. 76 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:43,087 I ran away 'cause I Just had to get outside. 77 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,869 Your foster parents Don't let you go outside? 78 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,839 Well they always say I can go Out when I'm done with my chores. 79 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,197 But there are so many I never get finished. 80 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,078 Well, how did you get away? 81 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,080 I had to jump from A bedroom window. 82 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,450 I hurt my knee. Ow! 83 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,852 Both: oh! 84 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,521 Well, come on over here. 85 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,923 Take it easy. There You go... Easy, easy. 86 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,992 Come on, move over Here. Now sit down. 87 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:13,029 Sit down?! The kid's a crook! 88 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,832 Hey, why don't you call Your foster parents? 89 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,834 They're probably Worried about you. 90 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:21,203 Uh, no, they go to The racetrack all day. 91 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:24,007 They won't be home for hours. 92 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,809 Chrissy and janet: oh! 93 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,811 Well, in that case 94 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,614 You'll just have to stay right Here with us till they get home. 95 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:34,017 Right, jack? 96 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,052 - yeah, I guess so. - now wait a minute... 97 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:40,511 Right below us is my apartment Just full of priceless art. 98 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:46,696 Priceless means it's Not worth anything. 99 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,933 Look, we'll make sure that The kid stays up here with us. 100 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,435 All right, he's Your responsibility. 101 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,404 But I want him back where He belongs before dark. 102 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,173 I've got my other Tenants to think of. 103 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,008 - all right. - all right, we will. 104 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,045 And I'd appreciate it if you had The rest of the rent tonight. 105 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:05,114 Uh, oh, yeah. $100 Coming your way. 106 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,084 It's not easy being a Landlord, you know. 107 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,142 It gives you an idea of what The presidency must be like. 108 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,226 What are you gonna do with me? 109 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:21,030 Well, how about if we Cook you a nice hot dinner? 110 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,665 Super! 111 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:25,502 I only get one meal A day where I live. 112 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,459 Chrissy and janet: oh! 113 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,944 Golly, in that case, you better Get on in that bathroom and wash up. 114 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,879 'cause we're gonna Stuff you full of hot food. 115 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,970 - thanks. - oh, sure. 116 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:43,320 Both: oh! 117 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:46,956 Have you ever heard anything So tragic in your whole life? 118 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:51,060 Oh sure... Oliver twist, Little orphan annie. 119 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,831 Come on. You think that Sweet little boy is lying? 120 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,866 Well, please. I mean... 121 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:00,236 - oh, men are always So unsympathetic. - yeah. 122 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,406 - bologna. - oh yeah? 123 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:08,066 Well then how come there are More women nurses than men? 124 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,082 Because there are more men 125 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,907 Who get sick because of women. 126 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:21,758 Oh yeah? Well, here are two Women getting sick because of a man. 127 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,060 Okay, okay, okay. Let's Not start, all right? 128 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,063 There's some beef stew on the stove. Why don't you two go get dinner ready? 129 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,766 I want to talk to billy, see if I Can get the truth out of him. 130 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,301 What are you gonna do, Torture him? That always works. 131 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,738 I'll talk! I'll talk! 132 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,995 Get her in the kitchen. 133 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,807 - hi, let me hang Your jacket up. - wait! 134 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,054 Wait a minute. 135 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,859 This is my high-school track Trophy. It was in my closet. 136 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:58,327 How did it get in my jacket? 137 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,363 Are you sure it's yours? 138 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:04,066 Of course I'm sure. Why would you Want to steal an old track trophy? 139 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,536 It's the only thing I wanted. 140 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,572 Beside, I'm too slow To win one myself. 141 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,674 Now, you listen to Me, fella, you can't be... 142 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:15,111 Please, don't beat me! Don't beat Me, don't hurt me. Leave me alone. 143 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,047 What are you doing? You Should be ashamed of yourself. 144 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,218 Are you all right, honey? 145 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,776 Oh yeah, now that you're here. 146 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,958 He yelled at me just 'cause I didn't want 147 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,227 To talk about his old High-school trophy. 148 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:35,899 Oh, well... I don't blame you. 149 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:39,402 - oh, jack! - he took this out Of my closet. 150 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,572 Oh sure, I bet he's been Searching for it for weeks. 151 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,473 Now wait a minute, chrissy... 152 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,375 You be nice to him, jack. 153 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:49,546 Here, here's something to tide You over until you get your dinner. 154 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,914 Oh, good. 155 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:54,851 Not you. You already had More than one meal today. 156 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,589 Thanks, chrissy. You're Just like a real mom. 157 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,257 Aw. 158 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,027 Well you know, jack's Really a nice person. 159 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,629 He just hasn't been Around children very much. 160 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,687 I live with you, don't I? 161 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,526 I'll put these over Here for you, billy. 162 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,176 You oughta be in politics. 163 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,479 Nah, it's too crooked. 164 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,604 Listen, come here. Sit down. 165 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,386 What do you want? 166 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,421 - I want the truth. - huh? 167 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:35,859 - first of all, how did your Foster parents get you? - what? 168 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:39,317 I mean, did they buy you at the Supermarket or rent you from hertz or what? 169 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,698 They got me at an orphanage 170 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,101 And they beat me and Make me work all day long. 171 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,637 Wait a second... You said that They were the track all day long. 172 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,506 Why do they do? Run Home between races? 173 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,508 - no. - well, what is it? 174 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,144 - yeah, but... - no, yeah, what's the story, man? 175 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,613 I... You're getting Me all mixed up. 176 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:01,284 Oh I am? Well let's go tell the Little girls your fairy tale. Come on. 177 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,686 No, no, don't lock me in the Closet without dinner. I'm so hungry. 178 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,655 Jack! 179 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,657 Oh, take your hands off him. 180 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:11,593 I... Look, janet, I'm not... I'm not... 181 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:14,763 You're not what? I saw with my Own eyes what you were doing. 182 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,799 - jack! - listen, I wanna Talk to you. 183 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,334 I'll be back, billy. 184 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:21,637 All right now, there's something That smells fishy around here. 185 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:24,407 I thought you said We're having beef stew. 186 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,142 Get over here! 187 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,577 I'm talking about billy. I Think we should check out 188 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:31,314 His story with his foster Parents and call them right now. 189 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,781 - no. - why? 190 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:35,318 We're gonna wait until he Has at least one decent meal. 191 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,874 Yeah. 192 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,291 Hope it's okay I found These. Are they yours? 193 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,927 - no, they're chrissy's. - really? 194 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,396 Oh yeah, she wears Them on dates. 195 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,333 Stop kidding me. Will You teach me how to box? 196 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,634 After what you just pulled? 197 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:55,293 If you teach me how To box I'll be nice. 198 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,075 All right, all right. 199 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,410 I'll show you a Little sample, okay? 200 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,180 But I'll take it easy on you And not be too fancy, okay? 201 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,048 All right. 202 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,850 No, you stand sideways. 203 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,986 Bend your knees a Little bit, okay? See... Yeah. 204 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,722 Now the most important thing is You keep up your guard like this. 205 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,524 That makes it Impossible to get hit. 206 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,692 - really? - yeah. 207 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:20,018 This is a cinch. 208 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,366 That's cheating, you little Monster. Where do you get off... 209 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,970 Oh, oh, my stomach! My head! My chin! 210 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,271 Oh, jack! 211 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:33,142 Honey, oh... Jack, you monster! 212 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,668 Why don't you pick on somebody Your own size, you big bully? 213 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,484 All right, janet and chrissy, 214 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,886 I want you to call his Foster parents right now. 215 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,455 You better do it, chrissy, Before billy gets killed. 216 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,756 Yeah. 217 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,959 What's your number, billy? 218 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,329 555-4945. 219 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,999 555-4945. 220 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,969 555-4945. 221 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,593 - 555... Just dial it! 222 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:09,778 555-4945. 223 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,780 You can call 'em, But they won't care. 224 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,382 They have other foster kids 225 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,784 And sometimes they Even forget who I am. 226 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:19,355 - oh, that's terrible. - oh, janet, don't listen To him. 227 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,539 If he sticks out his tongue, you Can see it's permanently forked. 228 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,995 Hello? Hi. 229 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,087 We have a little boy of Yours here named billy todson. 230 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,869 Billy todson. 231 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,171 Todson. 232 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:41,010 Really? Oh, well... They hung up on me. 233 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,644 I told you. 234 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:47,416 Oh, you poor little thing. 235 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,253 That's settle it. You're Not going back there. 236 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,288 What? He can't stay here. 237 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,091 - of course he can. - and you be nice To him, jack. 238 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,148 Or you're gonna Have fold-away teeth. 239 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,546 Gosh, that little boy, 240 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,749 He ate so much dinner he Couldn't wait to take a nap. 241 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,751 That was one Sleepy little orphan. 242 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,753 I bet he's not even an orphan. 243 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,137 His parents are just hiding. 244 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,960 Look, jack, no matter what You say, billy is staying with us 245 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,863 Until we're sure he has the Right kind of foster parents. 246 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,155 Too bad bonnie and Clyde aren't available. 247 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,838 Oh, we better get going. They're gonna be closing soon. 248 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,173 - wait, wait a minute - what? 249 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,941 - where are you guys going? - to the market. 250 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,676 We have to get milk For billy's breakfast. 251 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,345 Can you think of Anything else he needs? 252 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,203 Yeah, a muzzle And a strong leash. 253 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,752 Is it safe to leave him Alone with little billy? 254 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,656 Well yeah, as long as he's Asleep he won't hurt me. 255 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,159 Oh, jack. You're terrible. 256 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,693 Oh come on, don't worry. 257 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,851 I'll look after The little angel. 258 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,869 - I'm here for the $100. - oh. 259 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,638 Look, my brother Gets downright vicious 260 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,506 When I'm late with The rent receipts. 261 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:22,178 Well, uh... That's Jack's department. 262 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,781 Yes, mr. Furley. Speak to jack. 263 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,649 Oh, but would you Whisper, please? 264 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,818 - all right. - thank you. 265 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,087 - jack? - yes? 266 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,755 That little boy's Gone, isn't he? 267 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,424 Uh... Well, you don't see Him around here, do you? 268 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,260 Well then why are we whispering? 269 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,229 - shh, you'll wake him. - he's still here! 270 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,231 I told you I wanted Him out of here. 271 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,633 Actually, the girls Thought it'd be okay with you 272 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,869 - if he could just hang around here... - are you kidding? 273 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,406 My brother would cut Off my allowance like that. 274 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,509 Oh, hi, billy. 275 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,012 I heard what you said About me having to get lost. 276 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,447 - well, now... - no, no, it's okay. 277 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,950 I can't stay here Freeloading off you anyway. 278 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,520 It's time I get out in the world and Got started on my life's ambition. 279 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,022 What's that? 280 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,825 Well, see all my life I've had this dream. 281 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,494 I think it's the most Best, most important job 282 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,763 In this whole wide world. 283 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,188 I want to manage an Apartment building. 284 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,274 Wait a second, you mean You want to be a landlord? 285 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,299 Oh yeah, I'm just not Sure I'm smart enough. 286 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,769 Believe me, you're smart enough. 287 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,252 Do you really want To be a landlord? 288 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,921 Oh yes, sir. I read a Book once that said 289 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,990 You're supposed to Shoot for the stars. 290 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,527 Well, this may shake you up, 291 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,764 But I just happen to be An apartment manager. 292 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,499 A landlord. 293 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,068 Wow! 294 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,603 A real live landlord! 295 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:58,174 - oh, come off it, billy... - will you stop interrupting? 296 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,344 I'm trying to talk to This nice young man. 297 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,079 You know, billy, 298 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,115 Being a landlord Is fascinating work. 299 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,617 But it takes a lot of know-how. 300 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,786 I wish I could stay And learn from you. 301 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,788 But I have to get out, so... 302 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,624 Now wait a minute. If it Means that much to you... 303 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,626 Wait, let me tell you Something about this kid. 304 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,495 You don't have to Tell me anything. 305 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,331 I can see what a Bright sincere boy he is. 306 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,134 Billy, how would you like me 307 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,269 To teach you the Tricks of the trade? 308 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,372 Would you really, mr. Furley? 309 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,273 You bet I would. 310 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:35,144 I'm gonna start by showing you The nerve center of this complex... 311 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,413 My apartment. Come on. 312 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,249 Wow! A dream come true. 313 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,850 Oh, and jack, 314 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,520 Don't think I forgot about The rent money you owe. 315 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,688 $100 due tonight! 316 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,080 That's your first lesson. 317 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,833 - oh, hi. - hi. 318 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,635 - we got the stuff for billy. - oh yeah? 319 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,003 Don't touch! 320 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,771 Chrissy: janet, come quick. 321 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,141 What, chrissy? Chrissy, what is it? 322 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,310 Billy's gone. Jack, What did you do with him? 323 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:11,480 Well, he got a little too close To the edge of the balcony 324 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,624 And I just... 325 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,759 Jack, stop kidding. 326 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,362 Okay, no, seri... He's Downstairs with furley. 327 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,797 Furley is teaching him How to be a landlord. 328 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,333 - jack, stop kidding. - no, it's true. 329 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,624 Jack... I'll get the door. 330 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,839 Billy! Come on in. You okay? 331 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,308 - sure. - oh, good. 332 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,744 Oh, jack, can I talk to You alone for a minute? 333 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,246 What're you gonna do to me? 334 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,915 Will you just come on? 335 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,318 You heard him, it was his idea. 336 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,886 All right, now, no More tricks, man. 337 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,088 - you can fool furley, But not me, all right? - listen. 338 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:57,493 I know you're short 100 Bucks for rent money, so... 339 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,928 I want you to have this. 340 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:05,233 A hun... Where did You get this 100 bucks? 341 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,636 It just sort of Fell into my hands. 342 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:11,674 - you didn't. Tell me you didn't. - I didn't. 343 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,875 Oh god, you did. Come here. 344 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:17,513 Sit right down there and don't Move a muscle. Not even a little finger. 345 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,548 You're liable to hook Something with it. 346 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,884 Girls, this is it. He's Really done it this time 347 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,955 Look at this. He took $100 From furley to pay our rent. 348 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,846 Oh, how thoughtful. 349 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,929 Chrissy, he stole it. 350 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,064 Are you sure? 351 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,066 How would I get 100 bucks? 352 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,569 This is terrible. What Are we gonna do? 353 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,472 I know. I can sneak down To furley's apartment 354 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,574 And slip it into his desk Before he even misses it. 355 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,743 Oh, great, we'll see you In three to five years. 356 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,546 Come on, chrissy, This is robbery. 357 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,410 Not when you're putting It back. Then it's givery. 358 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,652 - here's what We're gonna do. - what? 359 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,476 Okay, the three of Us are gonna go... 360 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,191 Darn. 361 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,026 Oh, hi. Look kids, 362 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,763 I don't have much time. I'm Having dinner with my brother 363 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,931 And if I'm late he makes Me wash the dishes. 364 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,601 Mr. Furley, we won't Be long. Come on. 365 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,103 We just wanted to tell you How grateful we are to you 366 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:18,206 - for helping little billy. - yeah, how nice. 367 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,776 Oh, no, that was a Pleasure. Look, he's a fine lad. 368 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,845 You sure look Uptight, mr. Furley. 369 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:27,249 - I'm always tense when I'm gonna see my brother. - tense? He said tense. 370 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,619 We happen to have Just the thing for tense. 371 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,621 - right, chrissy? - right. 372 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,524 What? 373 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,526 - yoga. - oh right, yoga! 374 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,528 - come with us. - come on, mr. Furley. 375 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,398 - wait a minute! - mr. Furley, first, 376 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,033 How would you like to Try standing on your head? 377 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,904 How would you like to Try taking a flying leap? 378 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,906 Okay, sit down and relax. 379 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,144 What are you doing? 380 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,469 This is how I relax. 381 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,485 That figures, tippy-toes. 382 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,254 - mr. Furley, please, will You concentrate, okay? - yeah. 383 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,490 Now, close your eyes 384 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,449 And look inside your head! 385 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,119 - do you see anything? - furley: no. 386 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,504 - get rid of it! - get rid of what? 387 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,741 Ah, uh, your Resistance, of course. 388 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,243 Mr. Furley, please, Just concentrate. 389 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,278 - now do you see anything? - no, I told you. 390 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,382 There's nothing inside my head. 391 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,384 - what was that? - what was what? 392 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,386 - I heard a slam. - oh, a slam! 393 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,788 That's very good! That's Very good to hear a slam 394 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,923 Because that's Progress! That's progress. 395 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,060 It means you have slammed the Door to your outer consciousness 396 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,831 - and the road to your inner Consciousness is wide open. - sounds like a long trip 397 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,396 And I don't have time. I've gotta get going! 398 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,202 Ahh! I caught you! 399 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,304 Uh, no, no, no, mr. Furley. 400 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,306 We weren't stealing Any money from you. 401 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,450 Oh yeah? Then what were you Doing with your hand in my drawers? 402 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,883 Well... Okay, oh. 403 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,218 I didn't want to tell You this, mr. Furley. 404 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,555 But little billy Stole $100 from you 405 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,223 And gave it to me. So I was... 406 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,559 Oh, how low can you get? 407 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,395 Trying to get Out of a tight spot 408 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,663 By putting the blame On an innocent little kid. 409 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,899 It's true, believe me. 410 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:28,003 Believe you?! After All the yogi bear stuff! 411 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,171 I had $1600 in here. 412 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,274 Let's just see how much is left. 413 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,380 15, 16, 17.1700? Ah-ha! 414 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,337 There's an extra $100 in here! 415 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,855 An extra $100? How Did that happen? 416 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,157 Inflation? 417 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,159 Uh, mr. Furley? 418 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,429 I put that $100 in there. 419 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,619 Well, why didn't You give it to me? 420 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,100 That's a good question. 421 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,770 - isn't that a great question? - girls: great. 422 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:05,407 You know, when the chips are down You come up with great questions. 423 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,208 Well, thank you. 424 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,177 What's the answer? 425 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,780 Well... 426 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,917 Come on! You don't Fool me for a minute. 427 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,919 I've gotta get over To my brother's. 428 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,409 We'll take this Up when I get back! 429 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,047 Oh hi, billy. Keep an eye On them for me, will you? 430 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,930 - what was that all about? - listen to me, billy. 431 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,714 If you didn't steal the $100 From furley, where did you get it? 432 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,669 My chauffer brought it. 433 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,505 My chauffer... Can't You ever tell the truth? 434 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,674 He is telling the truth, sir. 435 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,999 Master billy called and said He needed this week's allowance. 436 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,150 You're... 437 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:52,287 - you're his chauffer? - for the todson family. 438 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,279 Boy, they must be paying Foster parents a bundle now. 439 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,831 Look, I don't have Any foster parents. 440 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,300 I made the whole story up So I'd keep out of trouble. 441 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,837 And then I had to keep going on With it so that you'd keep liking me. 442 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,794 Aw! 443 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,643 He runs away a lot. 444 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,479 Sometimes it's three or four Days before we track him down. 445 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:21,182 You never would have got me this Time if I didn't call about the money. 446 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:24,686 - the $100? - billy. 447 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,022 But how come you run away? 448 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,513 - he gets bored. - bored? 449 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,496 I mean, you must have a big House. You got a chauffer. 450 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,065 With all that money how Could you possibly get bored? 451 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,367 - wouldn't you? - well, if I... 452 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:42,059 I mean if... Yeah, I suppose. 453 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:45,841 We have to be leaving Now, master billy. 454 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,877 Well, that's the Story of my life. 455 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,345 So long. 456 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,114 Hey, I had a great Time. And thanks a lot. 457 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:53,981 Bye, billy. 458 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:57,074 Hey, hang on, billy. Hang on a second, okay? 459 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,557 I know how much you like That old track trophy of mine. 460 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:04,059 So I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it. 461 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,394 Wow, thanks! 462 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:10,353 I knew you were going To say that so I took it. Bye. 463 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,576 Are you sure, billy? 464 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,745 Oh, well thank you Very much... Hey listen, 465 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,548 You come and visit With us sometime, okay? 466 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,284 All right, bye-bye. 467 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:32,520 How about that billy? He Won't let us pay back the $100. 468 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,623 - oh! - oh, what a terrific kid. 469 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,191 Oh, yeah. 470 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:39,061 Gosh, it was such Fun taking care of him. 471 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,063 Tucking him in at night 472 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,231 And kissing him and everything. 473 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,034 It was kinda like having a Little brother around the house. 474 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,937 - yeah, I'm gonna miss him. - me too. 475 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,496 Aw, I hate to see you Girls feeling so down. 476 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,766 If you really want A little brother... 477 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,237 Here I am. Hi, sis! 478 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,785 Hi, blonde sister. 479 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,955 Can you help me get Undressed and tuck me into bed? 480 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,424 - no! - why! 481 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,426 How about you, Dark-haired sister? 482 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,262 - help me do all that. - oh, okay, little jacky. 483 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,264 - thank you, thank you. - sure. 484 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,433 But first, we better go Wash behind your ears. 485 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,768 Don't pull the hair. Don't pull the hair! 486 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,426 - and then... - come on! 487 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,064 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 488 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:51,021 in front of a studio audience. 37604

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