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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,590 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,058 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,593 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,061 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:21,064 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,735 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,136 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,040 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:33,243 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,966 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,588 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,080 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:57,867 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,092 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 16 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:06,510 11, 12, 13, 14. 17 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:09,379 $5.14? 18 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,416 Jack, are you sure this is All the money that we have? 19 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,719 Are you kidding? I even had To break into my penny loafers. 20 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,209 Looks like we stay Home tonight, kiddo. 21 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:23,793 Well, I'm ready for My date. How do I look? 22 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,751 You look like a Half-peeled banana. 23 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,569 - you don't like it? - no, no, chrissy, I love it! 24 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,095 And I want you to always think of me As a love-starved bowl of cornflakes. 25 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:42,278 Janet, what do you think? 26 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:47,016 Gosh, chrissy... Um... It's a nice dress. 27 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,752 You don't like it? 28 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:52,188 Well, I always thought "It's a Nice dress" was a compliment. 29 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,591 Not if you're my Mother, it isn't. 30 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,293 - what's your mother Got to do with this? - everything. 31 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,597 She was very strict about the way I Dressed when I went out with boys. 32 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,600 You know, if the dress Showed too much, 33 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,403 She'd say, "It's a nice dress," 34 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,971 Which meant I had to go Change before I could go out. 35 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:12,275 Chrissy, I know what you mean. My Parents were very strict with me too. 36 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:16,301 - they were? - yeah, I could never go out In a low-cut dress like that. 37 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,217 Very funny, jack. 38 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:25,054 Anyway, now that I'm all Grown-up, I can wear anything I want. 39 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,123 - well, la di da! - really? 40 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,459 I'll get that. 41 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,862 - it's probably my date. - okay! 42 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,865 - reverend snow! - hello, janet. 43 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,968 - come in. Let me take that. - reverend: hello, chrissy! 44 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,392 Daddy! Hi! 45 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,474 Well, let me get a Good look at you! 46 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,833 That's a nice dress. 47 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,481 - hello, jack. - nice to see you again. 48 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,284 Thank you. Well, How's my baby girl? 49 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,886 I'm surprised. How come you Didn't tell me you were coming? 50 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,988 It was all kind of Last minute, you know? 51 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:02,058 I have business to attend to, so I'll be down here for a day or two. 52 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,261 - you're welcome To stay with us. - thank you. 53 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,696 Absolutely! We've got Extra sheets and a blanket, 54 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,899 - and we'll fix This couch up real nice. - that's a great idea, jack. 55 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,835 - that'll make you more Comfortable out here. - right... 56 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,904 What? Huh? 57 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,774 Would you all excuse me? I Have to finish up the dishes. 58 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,442 I'll just be a minute. 59 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:23,046 I am looking forward to A nice long chat with you. 60 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,615 Oh, daddy, I have A date tonight. 61 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,918 Oh. I wouldn't want you to disappoint The young man on my account. 62 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:32,021 Yeah, well, on such short Notice, I don't know what I'd tell him. 63 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,490 Chrissy, just tell Him you're sick. 64 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,158 - I couldn't do that. - why not? 65 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,895 I'm not sick. I Can't tell a lie. 66 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:42,632 Tell him that your father's in town And you want to spend some time with him. 67 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,857 I can't tell him the truth. He'd think I was lying. 68 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,438 Oh, of course. How stupid of me. 69 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,474 I'll be in my room Straightening up. 70 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:54,343 Chrissy, while we Have a few minutes, 71 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,279 There is something I Would like to tell you. 72 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,270 Just a minute. 73 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,953 - hi, baby. - oh, hi, come on in. 74 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,889 Oh wow! 75 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,191 You look sensational! 76 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:12,194 Uh, rick, this is daddy. 77 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:15,131 How do you do, rick? 78 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,387 Daddy. 79 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,837 - yes, I'm her father. - oh brother! 80 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,027 I mean, father. 81 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,229 Reverend is fine. 82 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,811 - how do you do, sir? - how do you do? 83 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,814 Well, let's go, rick. 84 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:34,884 - after you, miss. - okay. 85 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,853 - bye-bye, daddy. - goodbye! 86 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,688 - good night, sir. - have a good time! 87 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,479 Oh, don't worry. We won't. 88 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,396 Reverend, is there anything I can Get for you? Maybe a cup of tea? 89 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,099 No, thank you, janet. You Don't have to fuss over me. 90 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,901 I don't mind. 91 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:55,104 Oh, jack. I really hope It isn't an imposition, 92 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,207 - me using your bed. - don't worry about it, Reverend. 93 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,543 Lots of people share my bed. 94 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,980 I mean... We have guests that... 95 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,648 I mean, everybody uses my bed. 96 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:08,651 I mean, when they're in there, I'm usually someplace else. 97 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,788 Why don't I take your bag And just put it in my mouth? 98 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,422 I mean... 99 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:17,326 - if you need me, I'll... - come and sit down. 100 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,528 You know, it's really Good to see you again. 101 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:22,165 You shouldn't let so much Time go between your visits. 102 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:25,735 Well, janet, chrissy may be seeing A lot more of me in the near future. 103 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,270 In fact, you all may be Seeing a lot more of me. 104 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,873 - what do you mean? - well, it's not Official yet, 105 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:34,077 But if all goes well, I may Become the new minister 106 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,879 Of the santa monica Community church. 107 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,981 Oh, that's fantastic! 108 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,117 - congratulations. - for what? 109 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,553 The reverend might be Getting a job down here, 110 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,755 And then he and mrs. Snow Will be moving to santa monica. 111 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,090 That's great! Excuse me. 112 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,554 That's really wonderful. 113 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,964 Jack, buddy, how Can I ever thank you? 114 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,766 - what did I do? - do? 115 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,068 You set me up with roxanne! 116 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,904 We went out last night and It was a night to remember! 117 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,863 - larry... - the girl's not human, jack. 118 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,277 First, we went out For drinks, right? 119 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,680 Then, before I know it, We're back at her apartment. 120 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,950 I don't think this is the right Time to be laying all this on me. 121 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,387 Then she slips into something more Comfortable, if you know what I mean. 122 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:21,491 And then we got Down... On our knees, 123 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,682 And prayed all night long. 124 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:31,200 Larry, you can get up now. 125 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:35,104 Reverend snow, what An unexpected pleasure. 126 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,528 What, is it sunday already? 127 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:42,178 Janet: larry, reverend Snow will be staying with us 128 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,080 - the next couple Of days. - oh. 129 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,916 Kids, I really have some Important business to take care of. 130 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,952 - I'll see you later. - janet: okay. Bye-bye. 131 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,420 Oh, larry. 132 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,978 I'm glad to hear you're Dating a religious girl. 133 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,396 Why didn't you tell me he Was here? How embarrassing! 134 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,731 - for you or us? - okay, what do you want? 135 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,166 I came up here to tell you I'm working late tonight. 136 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,035 I've got these two Tickets for the theater. 137 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:09,105 - do you know anybody Who could use them? - yeah, we'll take them! 138 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,408 Thanks, pal! That's Really nice of you! 139 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,710 Think nothing of it. If you look closely, 140 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,279 - you'll notice something Very interesting. - what? 141 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,214 The price. They're 15 bucks apiece. 142 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:21,183 Oh, larry, that's so Generous. Thanks a lot, man! 143 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,453 - jack! - we want to make The curtain. 144 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,410 - thanks a lot, larry! - bye, larry! 145 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,763 And we are so all Looking forward 146 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,233 To the inspiration Of our new minister. 147 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,335 if the committee approves me. 148 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:43,172 Well, with your Qualifications and my backing, 149 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,309 - that's a mere formality. - thank you, mrs. Claremont. 150 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:50,446 I believe you are just what We've been looking for... 151 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:54,150 An upstanding, firm, No-nonsense person. 152 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,386 You know, I'm very happy About making this move. 153 00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:00,723 Now my wife and I will be able To live closer to our daughter. 154 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,225 - does your daughter Live here? - yes. 155 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,409 Alone? 156 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,765 No, she's living With two... Friends. 157 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,433 Oh my. Well, that is so nice. 158 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,903 You know, so many Young people today 159 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,673 Want to move away from Home and be on their own, 160 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:20,143 And then they proceed To live the wildest lives... 161 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,644 Unmarried, 162 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,937 Living with members Of the opposite sex. 163 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,752 It's deplorable. 164 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:33,355 - don't you agree? - yes. 165 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:36,059 Would you excuse me? I'd like to call my wife 166 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,917 - and tell her The good news. - certainly, reverend. 167 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,606 - do you want To sit over here? - sure. 168 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,542 Oh boy. That was Such a good movie. 169 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,967 The muppets are my favorites! 170 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,149 - they're so lifelike. - I know what you mean. 171 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,674 I just hope miss piggy doesn't get Stuck up now that she's a big movie star. 172 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,159 Chrissy, isn't that your father? 173 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,623 - where? - right here, Behind you. 174 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,664 Boy, your mother sure is pretty. 175 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:18,022 - that's not my mother. - it's not? 176 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:26,308 - did you reach your wife? - no, the phone here Was out of order. 177 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:30,379 - I'll call her later. - it's too bad you couldn't Break the news to her now. 178 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,850 Reverend: I think she's Been expecting this, 179 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:37,720 But now that it's out in the Open, I'm sure she'll be relieved. 180 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:41,512 I have been searching So long for a man like you. 181 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:49,331 And I feel I have Finally found a home. 182 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:52,435 Then you are not having Any second thoughts? 183 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,203 Oh no. Not at all. 184 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,272 I hope that this Is the beginning 185 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,709 Of a very beautiful Relationship. 186 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:03,167 - shall we... Shall we get going? - certainly, reverend. 187 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,961 Oh chrissy, I'm glad I found you home. 188 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,796 I have something I Want to tell you. 189 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,899 I know what you want to tell me, And that's why I want to talk to you 190 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:26,283 Before you tell me, so I Can talk to you about it. 191 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,238 - you mean, you know? - yes. 192 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,407 Daddy, you and mommy Can't get a divorce. 193 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,431 I don't want to be an orphan. 194 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,379 Divorce? Orphan? 195 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:40,183 - what are you Talking about? - daddy. 196 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:44,721 I saw you at the ice cream Parlor with that woman. 197 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,556 Oh, chrissy. 198 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,459 How can you laugh At a time like this? 199 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,562 Chrissy, that woman Is mrs. Claremont. 200 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,099 She's married, too? 201 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,500 There's a good Chance she may hire me 202 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:01,704 As the new minister for the Santa monica community church. 203 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,473 That's what I've been Wanting to talk to you about. 204 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,597 I may be moving here. 205 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,146 - and mom too? - of course! 206 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:14,105 - we'd all be together. - you and mom and Mrs. Claremont? 207 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,779 No, honey. Your Mother, you and me. 208 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,128 Oh, daddy! That's so wonderful! 209 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,662 Oh, daddy! 210 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,165 If you and mommy move Here, that means you'll be able 211 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,067 To visit me any time you want. 212 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,970 Chrissy, you've got To do something for me. 213 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,205 I'll do anything you Want. What is it, daddy? 214 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,629 You've got to move Out of this apartment. 215 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,719 But daddy... I don't understand. 216 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,322 - why do I have To move out? - you know, 217 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,992 You living here With janet and jack, 218 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,427 And jack not being a girl... 219 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:02,586 Yeah, but you've known jack Hasn't been a girl for a long time. 220 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,902 You said it was all right. 221 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,436 Chrissy... 222 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:12,041 If the church committee found Out about your living arrangement, 223 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,043 They'd turn me down. 224 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,878 - really? - yes. 225 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,547 And this position Means a lot to me. 226 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,818 - yeah, but, daddy, living here... - and to your mother. 227 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:25,310 You know, moving to a big city Would make a new woman of her. 228 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,624 Well, I like the one she is now. 229 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,327 Chrissy, that's being selfish. 230 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,063 Don't you want your mother To have the same opportunity 231 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,332 To live in a big city, With all the shops, 232 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:40,124 The museums, the Culture, like you have? 233 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,095 Well, yeah. 234 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,777 Okay, I'll move. 235 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:52,536 Oh, thank you, honey, for Being so understanding. 236 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,485 By the way, do you Remember melinda simpson? 237 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,120 How could I forget? 238 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,544 When we were little Girls, she used to eat dirt. 239 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,361 Yes, well, I think she's Stopped doing that now. 240 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,831 Anyway, she's living near here And she has an extra bedroom. 241 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,335 - it would be Perfect for you. - okay. 242 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,971 I'll call her tomorrow. 243 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,727 That's my little girl. 244 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,345 Well, I've had a very big day, And I think I will turn in early. 245 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,602 - good night, dear. - good night. 246 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,124 Oh, hi, chrissy, How was your date? 247 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,759 Oh, fine. 248 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,061 What are you doing? 249 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,063 I'm packing. 250 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,267 - hey, janet, where... - huh? 251 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:48,704 - are you going someplace? - I'm just sleeping over at Melinda simpson's house. 252 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,873 You sure are Packing an awful lot. 253 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:55,611 - when are you Planning on coming back? - oh, five, maybe 10... 254 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,001 Years. 255 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,816 Chrissy, what's going on here? 256 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,052 - you wouldn't understand. - yes, we would. 257 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,653 come on. 258 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,555 Okay. 259 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,091 My father might become a New minister of a church here, 260 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,394 And I'm a girl and you're A girl, and he's a boy, 261 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,218 And my mother never Lived near a museum before. 262 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,870 You're right, I Don't understand. 263 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,772 Chrissy, wait a minute. 264 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:27,343 Your father wants you to move out because The three of us are living together? 265 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,133 Who told you? 266 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,782 Well, gosh, that doesn't Sound like your father. 267 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,785 Well, it's not my Father exactly. 268 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,388 It's the church Selection committee, 269 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,224 They won't hire him if they Find out we're living together. 270 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,960 - oh. - where are You going? 271 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,762 I'm telling your father Exactly what I think of all this. 272 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,565 No, jack, please, you'll only Make it worse. Please don't! 273 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,001 - let me handle it. - please, please, for me! 274 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,637 - please. - chrissy... Yes? 275 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,007 Hi, reverend. 276 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:02,044 Uh... Uh... 277 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,370 You're right, chrissy, he doesn't Wear his collar when he sleeps. 278 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,319 - what? - listen, I'll see you In the morning, okay? 279 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,077 - in the morning. - nighty-night. Nighty-night-night. 280 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,426 Janet, what are you doing? 281 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,162 I'm unpacking, chrissy. You're not going anywhere. 282 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,698 My father wants me to. 283 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,368 Didn't you ever think that Maybe your father was wrong? 284 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,237 Well, it doesn't matter. He's done so much for me. 285 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,572 - this is the least I can do for him. - chrissy! 286 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,629 What? 287 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,711 You're my best friend, And I don't want you to go. 288 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,281 Janet, just relax, okay? I'm Sure we can find some way 289 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,083 To convince chrissy's Dad to let her stay. 290 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,120 - okay. - I don't think so. 291 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:48,112 It'd be different if we were Three girls living here together. 292 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,971 There are some things I Refuse to change! Do you mind? 293 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,366 Jack, jack, come on! 294 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,303 This is a family matter. It's not Your family. Please stay out... 295 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,504 I'll speak to your Father. You can't stop me. 296 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,512 Is it morning already? 297 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:15,217 Well, jack wanted to know if You needed another blanket. 298 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,653 - another blanket? - I didn't think so. 299 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,156 - well, good night. - she kicked me! 300 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,280 That's nice. Good night. 301 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,395 Janet, she kicked me! 302 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,403 I had to stop him. 303 00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:30,199 You didn't have to kick Me. She kicked me in my shin. 304 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,235 It's late, and we're all a Little too excited here. 305 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,338 Let's just go to Sleep and sleep on it, 306 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,239 And then we'll talk About it tomorrow. 307 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,408 - that's a good idea. - okay. 308 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,244 All right, honey, we'll... 309 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,947 - the couch is In the living room. - I have a bad shin. 310 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,083 The couch is in the living room. 311 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,507 I should be off my leg. 312 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,982 Coming! 313 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,132 Jack, you won't believe it. 314 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,668 I don't believe it. You Remember that girl roxanne? 315 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,604 You said you had to Work late tonight. 316 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:12,441 I was, but when I got home, roxanne Was waiting for me outside my apartment! 317 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,367 - so what are you doing here? - I had to talk to An earthling. 318 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,116 I am telling you, Jack, I think roxanne 319 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,651 Is the love goddess From the planet venus! 320 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:26,388 Jack, I'm telling you, this Girl is dying to get it on... 321 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,958 ♪ ... Onward, Christian soldiers ♪ 322 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,884 ♪ marching out the door! ♪ 323 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,834 You are trying to Test my faith, is that it? 324 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,203 No, I promise, no More interruptions. 325 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,572 I swear to... Goodness. 326 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,241 Nighty-night night-night-night. 327 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,109 Nighty-night, Night-night. Good night. 328 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,433 Good night. 329 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,507 Not again! 330 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,722 Larry, I don't want to hear Any more about your love life. 331 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,680 Now go home! 332 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,333 Why, hello there. May I help you? 333 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:15,003 No, I think I must have The wrong apartment. 334 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,139 - I'm looking For reverend snow. - hang on. 335 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,376 This is the right apartment. Reverend snow's daughter lives here. 336 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,244 Won't you come in, please? 337 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,435 - thank you. - sure. 338 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,185 Pardon me for asking, But who are you? 339 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,776 My name's jack Tripper. Nice doggie! 340 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,050 Tell me... 341 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:46,468 You live here? 342 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,937 Yes. 343 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,208 Oh! Oh, of course! 344 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:56,312 The reverend didn't tell Me he had a son-in-law. 345 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,248 - oh... - what's all the racket? 346 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,717 And this must be the Reverend's daughter. 347 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,441 What a handsome couple! 348 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,011 - who, us? - you don't understand. We're not married. 349 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:13,529 - you are not married? - no. 350 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:17,321 - and I'm not The reverend's daughter. - I should hope not! 351 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,239 - excuse me, But who are you? - I am miriam claremont. 352 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,507 I am the chairperson of The selection committee 353 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,598 For the santa monica Community church. 354 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,482 Is reverend snow here? 355 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,818 - reverend who? - reverend snow! 356 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,521 He is the father of The girl who lives here. 357 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,056 Oh. 358 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,958 Oh, that reverend snow. 359 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,093 They only use the Apartment in the daytime. 360 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,364 We rent it out at night. We don't Have much use for it in the daytime, 361 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,669 If you know what I'm talking... 362 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,642 - I thought were Going to sleep on it. - I want you to meet somebody. 363 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:03,279 Mrs. Claremont is the chairperson For the church selection committee. 364 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,581 And who are you? 365 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,606 I don't know, but I'm not the Reverend snow's daughter. 366 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,754 Can anyone tell me where he is? 367 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,523 - all: who? - reverend snow, Damn it! 368 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,785 What is going on around here?! 369 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,455 - mrs. Claremont? - reverend snow! 370 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,137 Mrs. Claremont, what Are you doing here? 371 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,306 I would have called, 372 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,575 But I wanted to tell you The good news in person. 373 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,243 - the good news? - yes. 374 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:38,413 The committee has approved your Appointment as our new minister. 375 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:42,050 - oh, that's wonderful. - I'm not so sure. 376 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,385 Who are all these people? 377 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,922 This is jack tripper, 378 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,224 And this janet wood, And this young lady... 379 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,426 - is not your daughter! - chrissy! 380 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:56,620 I'm just here because I'm working undercover. 381 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,403 - undercover? - yes... 382 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,707 These two sinners here Are living together in sin, 383 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:09,845 And I'm just here to convince Them to mend their ways. 384 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,982 - chrissy, you don't Have to do that. - sin, sin, sin! 385 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,317 Shame! Shame! 386 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,253 Shame! 387 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,310 Shame! 388 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:27,629 Well, my work is Done here. Goodbye. 389 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,352 Chrissy! 390 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,368 - chrissy. - what? 391 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,071 I'm blowing your cover. 392 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,507 Mrs. Claremont, this young Lady is my daughter chrissy, 393 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:42,243 - and janet and jack Are her roommates. - oh. 394 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,980 Now, do you still want Me as your new minister? 395 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,016 Well, of course that's Up to the committee, 396 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,620 But I, for one, am taking Back my recommendation. 397 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,956 Let me save you the trouble. 398 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,058 I am withdrawing my application. 399 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,382 - good night, Mrs. Claremont. - wh... 400 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,639 Chrissy... I would like to Talk to you for a moment. 401 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,664 We're leaving. 402 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,146 Oh, daddy... I'm so sorry. 403 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,882 It's my fault you Didn't get the job. 404 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,619 No, it's my fault for Putting you in the position 405 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,921 Where you felt you Had to lie for me. 406 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,789 No job is worth that. 407 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:31,793 You mean, you don't care That I live with jack and janet? 408 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,262 - yes, I do care. - oh. 409 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,031 And I don't think you could find 410 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,634 Two better roommates. 411 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:42,437 Oh, daddy, I love you. 412 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,662 And I love you. 413 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:52,047 Oh! Jack! Janet! 414 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,782 Jack: yeah? 415 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,251 I can stay! I can Stay! I can stay! 416 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,142 Both: aw... 417 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:03,158 - we don't know. - what do you mean? 418 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,994 Well, see, chrissy, We were getting used 419 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,896 To the idea of living Here without you. 420 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,865 You were? 421 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,602 Yeah. I'd kind of like To have my own room. 422 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,605 It'd be one less person I'd have to cook for. 423 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:20,498 Yeah, and we wouldn't have to listen To your dumb stories over and over. 424 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:26,214 And another thing, our Lives would be so boring 425 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,517 Here without you, We couldn't stand it. 426 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,920 - yeah, welcome home, chrissy. - are you kidding me, Chrissy?! 427 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:44,332 - have a good trip, daddy. - here you go. 428 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:46,234 Reverend, I got To hand it to you, 429 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,137 Last night you really told Off that mrs. Claremont. 430 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,907 Well, it was something I felt I had to do. 431 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,175 What I mean to say Is, for a minister, 432 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:57,880 You're a pretty open-minded kind of guy, The way you stood up for all three of us. 433 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:01,417 Thank you, jack. It's easy when You have a daughter like chrissy. 434 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,419 She's so good. 435 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,287 She never lies. 436 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:08,123 And janet, so honest And dependable. 437 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:11,226 The perfect Roommate for chrissy. 438 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,317 well, goodbye, everybody. 439 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,999 Reverend? What about me? 440 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,991 Two out of three isn't bad. 441 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:50,032 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 442 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:52,022 in front of a studio audience. 34978

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