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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,025 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,593 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,061 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:21,164 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,633 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,102 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,004 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:30,040 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:33,143 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,900 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,622 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,834 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,225 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 16 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,008 I'm sorry about The dinner, janet. 17 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:07,377 I am never gonna Try cooking again. 18 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,746 Oh, chrissy, that's Okay. It's my fault too. 19 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,915 I should have made sure That you heard me say 20 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:15,174 Broil the lamb Chops, not boil them. 21 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,656 - at least I know Dessert will be okay. - oh yeah, how? 22 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,181 'cause my date is Taking me out for it. 23 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,629 - who're you going out with? - elmo. 24 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,866 Elmo?! That big oaf? 25 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,501 Chrissy, what do you see in him? 26 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,303 We have lot in common. 27 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,927 We're both crazy about his body. 28 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,242 Why, chrissy snow! 29 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,945 At least you can do is Help me clean up the... 30 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,614 Okay, chrissy, what's This doing here? 31 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,649 Oh. 32 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:50,087 Mr. Furley left that here this Morning when he was fixing the plumbing. 33 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:53,123 Please don't tell me he was Trying to do it himself again. 34 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,125 Hey, guys, wait till you see... 35 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:58,250 Boiled lamb chops. Chrissy Cooked dinner, right? 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,097 You got it. 37 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,200 The lamb chops didn't turn out But I mashed lots of potatoes. 38 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,659 No potatoes for me, Thank you. I'm trying to quit. 39 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:14,110 Mr. Furley left this Here this morning 40 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,745 When he was fixing the sink. 41 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,480 Why? Furley doesn't Need a plunger. 42 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,849 Everything he works on Goes right down the drain. 43 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:22,852 This time he did a really Good job. Try it, it works. 44 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,121 Oh, come on, chrissy. Who are you kidding? 45 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,491 Ralph furley... When he fixes Something it turns into instant junk. 46 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,794 He makes roper look Like thomas edison. 47 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,229 Watch this, no cold water. 48 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,220 Huh. Well, no hot. 49 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,235 I'll be darned! 50 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,504 Dish-rinser. 51 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,039 Incredible! 52 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,775 Ralphie boy, I take it all Back. You're beautiful. 53 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,159 Now let's say hello to Mr. Garbage disposal. 54 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,356 It's all fixed, huh? 55 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:03,348 Well, it works. Just In the wrong direction. 56 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,796 I'm gonna tell that Furley off right now. 57 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,598 No, jack! Jack, no, jack! 58 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,033 - I don't think I'd do That if I were you. - why not? 59 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,169 Because we're a week Behind in our rent. 60 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:17,173 Well this better not happen Again when we're paid up. 61 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,700 I'll get it. 62 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,214 Hi, janet. 63 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,584 - oh! - hi. 64 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,285 Hi, chrissy. 65 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,787 Hi? 66 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,021 Hi, jack. 67 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,662 My three favorite people. 68 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:43,066 What a nice surprise Finding all of you here. 69 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,767 Mr. Furley, we live here. 70 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,836 Yes and I'm certainly Glad you do. 71 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:50,473 You're wonderful kids and you Have a relationship that really works. 72 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,876 That's because you Never tried to fix it. 73 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,915 I love a good sense of humor. 74 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,950 I'm glad you think Of me as a friend 75 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,085 You can kid around with. 76 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,688 Because as friends sometimes do, 77 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,824 I need a little help. 78 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,660 So does our friend The garbage disposal. 79 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,094 Is it acting up again? 80 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:14,597 Uh-huh, it just acted Up all over jack. 81 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:15,799 I'll get to it. 82 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:19,168 Anyway, I just got a call From an old buddy of mine 83 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,170 From back home... Merl denker. 84 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,406 He wouldn't happen to Be a plumber, would he? 85 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,974 Oh, no, no, no. 86 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:28,144 Old merl and I have been friends Ever since we were four years old. 87 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:31,681 - janet: mr. Furley. - we've been rivals right From the time we were kids, 88 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,516 Always trying to Outdo each other. 89 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,952 - that's nice. - no, it's awful. 90 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,822 He just called me from the Airport on his way to hawaii. 91 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,157 He's gonna stop by and see me. 92 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:44,894 Well, that'll be nice seeing An old friend from home. 93 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:48,465 - talking about old times. - no it won't be! 94 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,768 See, merl's a big success now. 95 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,270 He just wants to Rub my nose in it 96 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,706 And gloat over my failure. 97 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,708 Oh, mr. Furley, You're not a failure. 98 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,677 You don't have anything To be ashamed of. 99 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,312 - yes, I do. - no you don't. 100 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,314 - I do, I do. - no, you don't. 101 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:08,406 Lay off, girls. Mr. Furley Has every right to be ashamed. 102 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,090 Thanks, jack. 103 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:17,627 What kind of help Did you want from us? 104 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,429 Well, I'd like you girls... 105 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,331 No offense, jack. 106 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,134 I'd like you girls to be down At my place when he gets there. 107 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,036 Why? 108 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,138 Well, for a little Window dressing. 109 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,008 And I need somebody to Sort of back me up when I... 110 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,900 When I tell him I Own this building. 111 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:40,182 - you want us to lie? - no, no, I'll do that. 112 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:43,953 I mean I'll just spruce Up the truth a little. 113 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:47,624 Well, I would own this place if Anything happened to my brother 114 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:51,394 And his wife... And his kids... 115 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,652 His mangy dog. 116 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,199 - gee, I don't know. - yeah, me either. 117 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,536 Oh come on, you gotta do it! 118 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,538 Look, I'm sorry. I mean, please. 119 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,774 - mr. Furley, The answer is no. - why? 120 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,577 The girls are gonna be here Helping me fix the garbage disposal. 121 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,512 Don't worry, I'll Take care of that. 122 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,980 No, a plumber will. 123 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,082 All right, all right, I'll hire a plumber. 124 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,884 A real plumber? One with tools? 125 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,087 - not just herbie with his Three different hammers? - okay, okay. 126 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,857 You girls just be down at My place in 20 minutes, okay? 127 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,993 - okay. - okay, but I have A date with elmo 128 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,795 And if I'm late He'll blow his top. 129 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,263 Chrissy, it will be okay. 130 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,799 He has nothing up there To get hurt in the explosion. 131 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,525 Just be down as Quick as you can, okay? 132 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,397 And a real locksmith. 133 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,319 Well, merl, you Old son of a gun, 134 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,689 I wish you'd have let me Pick you up at the airport. 135 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,423 Oh, thanks a lot, ralph, 136 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:58,027 But didn't know which terminal The company jet would be landing at. 137 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,862 You have a company jet? 138 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:03,299 When you have a company, you've Got to have a jet to go along with it. 139 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,301 Oh, merl. 140 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,303 I tell you, I don't Know how you do it. 141 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,838 Oh, ralph, it's nothing, 142 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:12,697 Getting by with just one jet. 143 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,046 Uh, ralph, you mean you Have more than one jet? 144 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,315 Oh sure, I need a few. 145 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:25,043 That's 'cause he's always flying Off in all different directions. 146 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,492 You know, it's hard To believe, ralph. 147 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,662 I would have sworn that you Were still selling door to door. 148 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,898 Roach poison, wasn't it? 149 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,135 Oh gosh, no. That was years ago. 150 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:42,672 No, I'm in the real Estate game now. 151 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,864 This building here... Paid cash for it. 152 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,433 Why? 153 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,117 Why would you want to Own a building like this? 154 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,254 Well, uh... Uh... 155 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:01,345 It came with the block. 156 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,762 You own the whole block? 157 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,264 Yeah, yeah, the whole block. 158 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,799 Right, chrissy? 159 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,058 Right, right, just like he Owns the block next door too. 160 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:20,143 Yeah, I've been piling up real Estate for quite a while now. 161 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,334 Yeah, and when mr. Furley Piles it, he piles it high. 162 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,350 Of course, real Estate is just a hobby. 163 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,419 Oil is my real line. 164 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,656 I got 10 or 15 wells. 165 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,125 Ralph tell me, why would A man in your position 166 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,794 Chose to live here? 167 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:42,298 Uh... Well, I can answer that. 168 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,101 As mr. Furley's Personal secretary, 169 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,236 I can tell you that 170 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,807 Mr. Furley likes to stay Really close to his investments 171 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,009 - no matter how large Or small. - yeah. 172 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:57,213 - and who wants to live In an oilfield anyway? - yeah. 173 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,582 Ralph, who'd have Thought that you and I 174 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,884 Would be the two Great successes? 175 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:05,154 But there's more to life Than money, isn't there? 176 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,889 - like what? - huh? 177 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,225 I mean, yeah, of Course there is. 178 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,961 It all wouldn't mean a thing To me if I hadn't married me 179 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,097 The most beautiful Little gal in the world. 180 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,464 Beautiful? 181 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,400 But weren't you engaged To one of the grub girls? 182 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,303 Verna, the one that Owned her own tractor? 183 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:25,241 Well yes, but I married me A beauty contest winner. 184 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:28,211 Miss wisconsin. How About you, ralph? 185 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,312 Me? 186 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:33,537 Uh, well, my little wifey Never won a beauty contest. 187 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,309 But she's a great little gal. 188 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,291 Mr. Furley! 189 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,360 You hear that? "Mr. Furley." 190 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,996 She still can't get Used to the idea. 191 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:50,233 You didn't give me much time. 192 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,268 Well, ralph, you sly dog! 193 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,171 - how long have You two been married? - a couple of months now. 194 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,407 Well I'll be... Newlyweds! 195 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,232 So that explains why You look so tuckered out. 196 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:07,683 Yeah, chrissy and I live pretty Much on laughs and love. 197 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,886 Isn't that right, honey? 198 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,423 So much for the laughs part. 199 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,525 Well it's getting late. 200 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,862 Miss wood, you can go home Now. Mr. Denker's leaving 201 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,364 And I won't be needing you For the rest of the evening. 202 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,133 Oh well, fine, sir. 203 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,635 Mr. Denker, it was really A pleasure meeting you. 204 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,570 - and you, little lady. - oh, thank you. 205 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,196 Good night, Mr. Furley, mrs. Furley. 206 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,868 Oh right, good night, Mr. Furley's secretary. 207 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,016 Good night, y'all. 208 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,953 Well, merl, you come Back real soon, you hear. 209 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,789 Oh well, I guess I had better Head toward the hotel. 210 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,859 Oh, say, ralph, I Just remembered... 211 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,095 I'm carrying about 15,000 In cash on me tonight, 212 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,999 And you know how the Security in hotels is these days. 213 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,168 Say, ralph, why don't I 214 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,871 Just bunk down here On this sofa for tonight? 215 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,941 Oh, this is a lousy sofa. 216 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,742 It's lumpy, 217 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,011 It feels like it's stuffed Full of doorknobs. 218 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:12,003 Oh, it'll be just fine. 219 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,884 Well, chrissy dear, 220 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,921 It's seems that mr. Denker is Gonna be spending the night here. 221 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,458 That's nice. Well, I've enjoyed Meeting you, mr. Denker. 222 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,393 - goodbye. - where are you going, dear? 223 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,396 - I was gonna up to my... - don't let me disturb you two lovebirds. 224 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,540 You just hop right in There and go beddy-bye. 225 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,402 Beddy-bye?! 226 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,238 And I'll see you in the morning. 227 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,474 Now you two go to bed Now. Don't worry about me. 228 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:42,411 Well you heard the Man. Come on, mrs. Furley. 229 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,269 Let's hit the sheets. 230 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,395 So then... 231 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:03,499 Furley introduces Chrissy as mrs. Ralph furley. 232 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,634 You're kidding? 233 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,569 No. 234 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,938 He called her his little wifey. 235 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,908 Yeah, she's down there saying Good night to merl right now. 236 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,744 And then any minute the bride Will walk through that door 237 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,846 After the shortest Marriage in history. 238 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,249 Janet, I wish we had Some minute rice to throw. 239 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,158 Hello? Oh, hi chrissy. 240 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,149 I mean, hello, mrs. Furley. 241 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,119 Yeah, I've just been Telling jack... Huh? 242 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,289 What? 243 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,571 Oh, no. 244 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,840 Oh, chrissy! Chrissy? 245 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,608 Chrissy, hello? 246 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:50,201 Don't tell me, don't tell Me, they're getting a divorce. 247 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,850 Chrissy is in furley's bedroom. 248 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,552 What? 249 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,587 It seems that merl's Gonna stay over 250 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,423 And now chrissy is trapped With furley for the whole night. 251 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,816 Janet, the only thing she has to Worry about is being bored to death. 252 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,200 Jack, you... Listen, we Have to do something. 253 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,858 Okay, I'll get her Something to read. 254 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,874 Come on, jack, we Have to help her. 255 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,978 - okay, okay, okay, uh... - all right, think. 256 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,880 What are we gonna Do? I can't stay here. 257 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,104 Well, don't panic! 258 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,318 The window! That's it! 259 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,587 I'll climb out and go upstairs. 260 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,622 There are bars on it. 261 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,457 Of course. 262 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,260 I couldn't take a Chance on a thief 263 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,795 Breaking into this Treasure trove. 264 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,765 I want out of here. 265 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,901 Shh, now it's not my fault. 266 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,025 We're just gonna have To make the best of it. 267 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,772 What are you doing? 268 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,407 I'm getting ready for bed. 269 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,809 You're what?! What are those? 270 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,800 These are my pajamas. 271 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,383 I sleep in these. What do you sleep in? 272 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,584 My own room. 273 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,922 Don't worry, you can have the Bed and I'll sleep on the floor. 274 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,913 You won't have to 'cause I'm getting out of here. 275 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,695 - what? - merl: what?! 276 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,617 Oh! Oh, hi. 277 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,154 - chrissy: hi. - anything wrong? 278 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,489 No, no. 279 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,326 I just came out to see If you were all right 280 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,262 And you are. So... 281 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,354 I'll just go back to my bedroom. 282 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,859 Why are you walking backward? 283 00:14:56,029 --> 00:15:00,031 Because it's... Quieter that way. 284 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,601 The noise goes away from you. 285 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,025 What happened? 286 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,760 He woke up. 287 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,462 What are we gonna do now? 288 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,932 Why don't you just tell Your friend the truth? 289 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,035 I can't do that. He'd Never let me live it down. 290 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,219 Come on, you've got to help me. 291 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,908 Oh, all right. 292 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,999 I'll sleep in this bed and You sleep in the bathtub. 293 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,916 All right, thank you. 294 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,106 Do I have to? The faucet drips. 295 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,277 Well, complain to your Landlord like we do. 296 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,642 Well, what can I do for you? 297 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,344 Oh, hello there. Mr. Furley here? 298 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,312 I got a stopped up Sink he's gotta fix. 299 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,814 - mr. Furley's gone to bed. - well I gotta see him. 300 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,373 Well you can't. He's Gone to bed with chrissy. 301 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,892 Excuse me? It's not only My sink that's stopped up. 302 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,876 I thought I heard you say He's gone to bed with chrissy. 303 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,532 Right. 304 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:33,157 - blonde chrissy? - yeah. 305 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,195 - chrissy? - yes. 306 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,278 Chrissy? 307 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,801 Chrissy. 308 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,140 I heard the doorbell... Larry! 309 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,356 Let me get this straight now. 310 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,958 You're in your... With chrissy? 311 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,461 Well sure, naturally. Who else? 312 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,962 chrissy. 313 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,834 - good old chrissy. - yeah. 314 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,836 Well, it was really Nice to see you, larry. 315 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,506 I hate to rush you out, But we have to go to sleep. 316 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,164 Hold on a second. You Two are sleeping in there? 317 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,413 Chrissy: is that You jack or janet? 318 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,677 No, chrissy, you go and Get in bed. I'll be right in. 319 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,857 I better be going, mr. Furley. I'm sorry to bother you... 320 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,859 And chrissy. 321 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,816 Go figure. Women. 322 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,221 Good night, merl. 323 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,496 What if we... No. 324 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,636 Oh, maybe we can Go... Oh, that stinks. 325 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,186 I got it. 326 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,289 You rush in and say a woman in The building is giving birth to a baby 327 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,492 And you need chrissy's help... No That won't work. That's no good. 328 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,661 How about... How about I say I'm her brother 329 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,930 And I'll just go down there and Create a diversion then yank her out? 330 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,422 - okay, good luck. - right. 331 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,004 Hi, elmo. What's happening? 332 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,839 Hi. Where's chrissy? 333 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,776 She's was supposed to meet me at The regal beagle over an hour ago. 334 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,978 Uh, she's not here, man, sorry. 335 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,604 Where is she? Hi. 336 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,189 Hi, elmo. 337 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,191 Hi. 338 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,426 Chrissy better not be Out with some other guy. 339 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,696 Oh! 340 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,998 Don't be silly. 341 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,201 Elmo, come on over and sit down 342 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,203 And we'll talk. 343 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,705 Elmo! No, no! No, no! Elmo! 344 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,007 - jack, janet! - what, larry? 345 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,543 First of all, I have Not been drinking. 346 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,680 - it is true, I was there. - what are you talking about? 347 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,539 Chrissy is down there In bed with furley. 348 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,152 Chrissy's where? 349 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,944 With furley. What's that? 350 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,462 Who... Who's he? 351 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,699 - elmo. Elmo! - elmo, this is lar... 352 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:20,102 Elmo, easy, elmo. Elmo! 353 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,870 Who's furley? 354 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,662 Elmo, put him down! 355 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:31,012 Now, elmo, let's not go Jumping to conclusions, okay? 356 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,182 See, mr. Furley is... Is... Is our landlord. 357 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,118 - oh, yeah? - yeah, yeah, sure. 358 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,722 And he does favors for us Sometimes, you know... Sorry. 359 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,124 So chrissy's down there Doing a favor for him. 360 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,493 - what?! - that didn't come Out right. 361 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,194 I don't know what I'm trying to say. 362 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,163 Where's this furley? 363 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,547 Excuse me, I think I hear my mother. 364 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,320 That's okay, you can keep that. 365 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,809 No, larry, wait! Larry, I need your help! 366 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,511 Where's furley's apartment? 367 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,380 Elmo, you got a Handful of hairs in there. 368 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,749 Where's furley? 369 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,318 He's in the apartment Right beneath us. 370 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,053 Elmo, I can't let you Go down there... Oh! 371 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,527 That larry is such a nerd. 372 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,664 Jack, this is no Laughing matter. 373 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,434 Jack, where was elmo going? 374 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:30,673 Jack, cut that out. We Have to help chrissy. 375 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,530 What is so funny? 376 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,435 Will you please get serious! 377 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,811 Grand central Station around here. 378 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,529 All right, now. What's your problem? 379 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,865 You, furley, you creep! I'll Teach you to mess with chrissy. 380 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,635 I'm not furley and I'm Not messing with chrissy. 381 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,491 There's the man you want. 382 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,743 So you're furley. 383 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,812 Uh, that all depends. 384 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,415 Wait, wait, wait! No, Mr. Furley! Mr. Furley... 385 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,918 You are furley. You're the One messing with my girl. 386 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,186 Hang on here, I can Explain this mess, see... 387 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,056 Elmo, elmo, elmo! 388 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,291 Stop elmo, will you stop him? 389 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,393 Oh, no! Whoa! 390 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,763 - now see here you... - oh no! 391 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,032 - oh! - nice shot, slugger. 392 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,067 Mr. Furley, tell elmo The truth, will you? 393 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,870 - there's nothing Between you and chrissy. - there's not? 394 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,054 Of course there is. They're Husband and wife, for crying out loud. 395 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,509 You're married to chrissy? 396 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,533 Yes and no. 397 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,483 I'm gonna squash him. 398 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,552 Elmo, elmo, don't Go in that door. 399 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:54,111 Elmo, don't go in that Bedroom. Okay, why not? 400 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,497 Chrissy? 401 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,441 Aren't you two a little Old for games like that? 402 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,868 Oh, jack! 403 00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:09,493 You, furley, I'm Gonna fix your hash! 404 00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:12,608 You aren't either. 405 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,910 Now, elmo, will you Just let me explain? 406 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,978 Mr. Furley, come out here. 407 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,684 I'm the one who should explain. 408 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,820 Uh, we're not really married. 409 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,856 - oh, you mean... - no, I don't mean. 410 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,592 We're not married or anything. 411 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,529 Merl, I just wanted you to Think I was a big ladies' man. 412 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,764 So I told you Chrissy was my wife. 413 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,766 She's just a tenant. 414 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,368 You mean you two Didn't do anything? 415 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:43,472 Oh, elmo, of course not. Now will You go upstairs and wait for me? 416 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,429 - but, chrissy... - elmo, go on! 417 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,575 Thanks for the Piggy-back ride, elmo. 418 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,146 Merl, I was just trying To show off for you. 419 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,631 Well, it takes a lot of Courage to say that, ralph. 420 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,601 And I got something to tell you. 421 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:16,171 I don't have a jet. I Don't have a company. 422 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:19,140 - I don't have nothing. - you don't? 423 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,376 No, I just come out Here looking for a job. 424 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,779 Furley: oh, merl. 425 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:27,048 And I didn't marry A miss wisconsin. 426 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:31,219 Well, merl old buddy, since We're telling the whole truth, 427 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,857 I don't own a lot Of oil wells either. 428 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,581 - really, ralph? - no. 429 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,752 I only own four. 430 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,027 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 431 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,451 in front of a studio audience. 32413

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