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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ come and knock on our door ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ we've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ where the kisses are
Hers and hers and his ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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♪ come and dance on our floor ♪
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- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
- ♪ take a step that is new ♪
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♪ we've a lovable space
That needs your face ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too ♪
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- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
- ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪
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♪ three's company too. ♪
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Larry... Why are
You staring at me?
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I can't help it, laura. I just
Can't take my eyes off you.
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- oh, larry.
- no, I mean it. You're beautiful.
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It's not just that.
You're so wholesome...
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So pure, so good.
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Oh, larry, I'm not.
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Then how would you like to
Spend the weekend with me?
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- what?
- yeah, my boss
Is letting me use
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His cabin up in the
Mountains. Just think of it...
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Vast blue sky, soaring redwoods,
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Clean, clear mountain streams
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And of course,
Nature's masterpiece.
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- nature's masterpiece?
- yeah. Me.
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- I can't.
- why?
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Well, you know I'm an
Actress. I've gotta stay
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Near my phone in case
Someone calls me for a job.
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Oh. That's too bad.
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You know, it would be
Fun up there at the cabin,
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Just you, and me,
And jack tripper.
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Jack tripper? Who's he?
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- you're putting
Me on, right?
- uh-uh.
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You don't know...
You never heard of...
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I'm talking about jack tripper,
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The famous movie director.
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- oh, that jack tripper!
- yes.
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What's he done lately?
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What's he done lately? Oh laura.
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Uh... He's been
Abroad. He is, uh...
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See, he was in japan.
He's very big in japan.
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Now he's decided to
Come back to the states,
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And he is very busy
Doing commercials.
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Commercials! I would do
Anything to be in a commercial.
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That's how a person
Gets discovered.
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I'll pick you up at noon.
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Noon? I couldn't
Possibly be ready by then.
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I know. You give me directions to
The cabin, and I'll meet you there.
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Terrific! Ooh, laura,
There is just one thing.
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You see, jack likes
To keep a low profile.
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If he finds out I told
You he's a director,
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He might leave, so don't say
Anything about being an actress.
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You don't have to worry
About me. I'll play it really cool.
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Attagirl! You just save
All your heat for me.
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Jack, will you wake
Up? I'm still talking.
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I hear you.
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You've gotta come
Up to the cabin with me!
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Larry, I have had classes
Every day this week,
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I've been working every night,
I've got a big exam coming up,
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And I have got to
Get some sleep.
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I was just trying
To do you a favor,
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But there's one thing I'm not
Gonna do, I'm not gonna beg.
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- good!
- please, jack?
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Larry, no! No!
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Oh look, an
Old-fashioned proposal.
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- larry?
- yeah?
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I don't think jack's ready to
Settle down and have babies.
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What's goin' on?
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I'm trying to tell the
Guy that I am too tired
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To go hiking up to some
Crummy cabin in the wilderness.
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Crummy? Will you listen to me?
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My boss calls it a cabin, but
What you've gotta picture
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Is a big, beautiful chalet. I'm talking
A stone fireplace, a gourmet kitchen.
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Boy, your boss's cabin sounds
Great. How come you don't invite us?
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind going
Up there for a weekend.
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Sure, why not? One
Of these weekends
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When the cabin's available,
You can be my guests.
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- buddy, please? Please?
- larry!
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- I'm not going camping.
- camping.
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That reminds me of the time I
Went to buy myself a sleeping bag.
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I don't remember
Any sleeping bag.
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- you don't?
- no.
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- I'll tell you about it.
- chrissy, that's okay.
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It was about a year ago, and I
Was invited on this camping trip,
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So I went to willet's
Department store,
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And I saw the cutest sleeping
Bag. It was red and blue stripes,
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Jack, it would have been
Perfect for you for this weekend.
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That's when I found this cute
Pink jumper that was on sale.
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Of course I needed
Shoes to go with it,
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And I looked all over town,
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Until I finally found
A pair of high heels
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That were comfortable.
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- chrissy...
- and the shoes were the wrong color,
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And I had to have
Them dyed to match
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The purse I bought while
Shopping for the shoes!
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And then I needed a blazer,
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But the salesman,
He was so cute...
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Okay. So, you bought
A sleeping bag.
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No, I didn't.
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I spent so much money
On all these nice clothes,
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I didn't have anything
Left for the sleeping bag.
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But chrissy, you just said
You were gonna loan it to jack.
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Yeah. Well, I would if I
Could, but I can't so I won't,
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And he's not going anyway,
So what does he need it for?
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What happened?
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What's the matter?
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Nothing's the matter.
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Why is she walking like that?
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Hi, janet, how are you?
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Do you really want to know?
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No. Where's jack?
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Right over there, lying down.
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Ooh, then we're halfway there.
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Hi, jackie boy.
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Oh, lana, hi. Not now,
Lana, I'm too tired to talk.
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I'm just gonna go to bed
And stay there all weekend.
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Ooh, how cozy!
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Well, I'll just drop in
Every hour on the hour
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And see that
You're all tucked in.
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Oh, did I say this weekend?
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Silly me, I meant next weekend.
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This weekend I'm going to
The mountains with larry.
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Larry, what time are we leaving?
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- in one hour.
- oh, good.
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- wake me up
In 59 minutes.
- you got it!
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- bye, girls. I'll see you, lana.
- janet and chrissy: bye.
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- oh, larry?
- yeah?
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- what's your hurry?
- gotta pack.
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Would you like company?
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I love to see a man
Packing to go away.
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It reminds me of
My three husbands.
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Sleepy, tired, sleepy, sleepy,
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- sleepy, tired.
- ah, here we are.
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- bed, now. Bed.
- isn't this great?
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Okay, larry. No more
Jokes. Let's go to the chalet.
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- cabin.
- what?
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We're here.
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Larry, I'd punch you
Right in the mouth
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Only I'm too tired
To make a fist.
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After you get some sleep,
You won't be so grouchy.
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Why don't you go into
The bedroom and lie down?
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- sweet dreams, buddy.
- thanks.
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You okay?
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Well, I'm awake.
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And I'm angry.
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Mr. Fist? Meet mr. Mouth.
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Hey, it was an honest mistake.
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Surprise!
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- janet: hi, guys!
- what are you
Doing here?
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You said we could
Come up sometime.
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This is the only sometime
When we had some time.
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I am terribly sorry,
But you can't stay.
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- what?
- you've gotta leave.
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We can't leave. Our lift left.
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- the what which?
- jim mahoney was driving
To san francisco,
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- and he dropped us off.
- well, welcome to
Larry's paradise.
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What? Come on, there's got
To be more to it than this.
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This reminds me of my
Grandfather's farm.
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Farm?
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Yeah, the little house
In back of the big house.
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Hey, where does this lead?
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Oh, that's probably the bedroom.
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Oh great, let's take a look.
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Or a closet.
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What are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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- I was invited.
- who invited you?
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I did.
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I should never have let
Her sit on my suitcase.
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Hello, jack.
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Now I'm never
Gonna get any sleep.
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- now, dear?
- not now, ralph.
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Larry: laura!
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Larry, who are all these people?
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It doesn't matter. Most
Of them are leaving.
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Except my friend jack tripper.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I love a man who
Loves a good cigar.
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Huh?
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And all my men love
"The big bandito"!
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What?
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And a woman loves a
Man with a big bandito!
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what?!
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A dollar for three,
But this one's on me!
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- hold it! I'm going home.
- I'll drive you.
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No, wait. I think
We can work it out.
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How, larry? We have a
Very big problem here.
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There are seven
People... Count 'em, seven...
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And there is one
Bed. Now, who gets it?
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There is only one
Fair way to decide this.
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How?
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Eeny, meeny, miney, mo,
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- catch a tiger by...
- sit down!
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There will be plenty of room
For everybody once we've gone.
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We'll find another
Cabin with some privacy.
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- come on, lana.
- well, I like it here!
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The scenery takes
My breath away.
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Now just a minute.
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Lana, I hate to throw
My macho around...
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But you give me no choice.
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You come with me, or I'm
Going back to town alone.
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Drive safely.
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She's always worrying about me.
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Okay, lana, I can
Take a hint. I'll stay.
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Larry, I gotta get some
Sleep, and it's gotta be soon.
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There is a hammock out
Back. Why don't you try that?
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- immediately. Thank you.
- all right.
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Okay, now there are
Six people and one bed.
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All right, janet.
Hold on a second.
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I just want to get
One thing understood.
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This is my cabin, and
That means I get the bed.
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I get the picture, larry.
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Come on, chrissy.
We'll sleep in this tent.
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Shouldn't we put it up first?
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Jack?
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Don't be afraid, I won't bite.
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Did it ever occur to you that
The man likes to do the biting?
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I mean the
Pursuing... I mean, uh...
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You came with
Furley, where is he?
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Oh, furley is off
Looking for strawberries.
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Strawberries?
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Well, I love wild strawberries,
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And I told him if he
Brought me some
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That I'd be his
Snugglebunny tonight.
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- his snugglebunny?
- yeah.
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But strawberries aren't in
Season for another three months.
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Mm-hmm. I can wait.
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Furley: lana!
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Oh. I'll be back in a minute.
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Pests?
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Flying insects?
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Hey... Is that what's
Bugging you, mister?
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♪ when your home's
Infested with ♪
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♪ ants and cock-a-roaches ♪
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♪ just one blast of "Bugs off" ♪
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♪ you'll kiss
Them buenas noches ♪
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- ♪ silver... ♪
- laura. Laura! Laura.
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- come on, now.
- but wait...
243
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,200
We don't want to bother jack.
244
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,401
There's another verse!
245
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,359
No, there isn't.
246
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:29,545
What's she doing,
Giving away more cigars?
247
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:34,050
I think the altitude is
Starting to affect people.
248
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,319
Lana! Look!
249
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,554
Wild strawberries!
250
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,258
Those aren't strawberries,
They're blueberries.
251
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,082
Isn't that close enough?
252
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:51,000
I would do anything
For wild strawberries.
253
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,135
Wild strawberries,
Huh? Okay, you got 'em.
254
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,537
And you be waiting here,
'cause when I get back,
255
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,429
I'll be wilder than
The strawberries!
256
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,201
Now where were we, jackie boy...
257
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,037
Jack? Jackie boy?
258
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,253
Mmm-mmm. You are gorgeous!
259
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,290
Watch it, larry,
You'll mess up my hair.
260
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,525
If I don't get some sleep soon,
261
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,328
I'm going to have a
Nervous breakdown.
262
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,332
Sleepy-time, bye bye.
Jackie go sleepy-time.
263
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,334
Know what your
Problem is? You're tense.
264
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,503
You need to relax. Why
Don't you take a swim?
265
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,571
There's a stream by the trail.
266
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,876
I don't want to swim in a
Stream, I want to sleep in a bed,
267
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,677
But I can't. You
Know why, larry?
268
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,481
Because every time I lie
Down, there's somebody there.
269
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,716
Help me, larry, I
Need some sleep!
270
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,606
Got insomnia?
271
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:49,058
♪ you're lying in bed while
Counting those sheep ♪
272
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,627
♪ try new improved "Shut-eye" ♪
273
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,463
♪ and you'll fall asleep. ♪
274
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,593
Where's that stream?
275
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,796
Just keep walking
Till you get wet.
276
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,105
Janet, what colors do they like?
277
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,955
What colors do
Who like, chrissy?
278
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,645
Snakes.
279
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,560
How should I know?
280
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:28,086
I'm trying to decide which nightie
To wear, the red or the blue one.
281
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,033
Wear the red one.
282
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,869
Yeah, but I kind of
Like the blue one.
283
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,137
Well then wear the blue one!
284
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,641
Would you mind helping
Me put up this tent?
285
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,643
Take this hammer,
Hammer in that stake,
286
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,311
And I'll work on the pole, okay?
287
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,347
- okay.
- okay.
288
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,683
I hope they're not like bulls.
289
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,618
who?
290
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,387
Snakes.
291
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,322
what?
292
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,325
Like when a bull
Sees red, he charges?
293
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,295
Chrissy, you don't
Have to worry.
294
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,697
Snakes don't
Charge, they slither.
295
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,799
Well, you don't have
To get mad about it.
296
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,190
Will you just work
On that stake, please?
297
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,640
It's a snake!
298
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,224
It's a snake! It's a snake!
299
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,216
I think I killed it!
300
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,851
- killed what?
- I killed it! It's a snake!
301
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,921
You're right. You killed it.
302
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,079
This rope will
Never breathe again.
303
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,984
I'm sorry I killed a rope.
304
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,734
Jack: ♪ oh my darlin',
Oh my darlin' ♪
305
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,703
♪ oh my darlin' clementine... ♪
306
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,539
- jack?
- yeah?
307
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,074
- you seen laura?
- no, but you were
Right about this swim.
308
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,077
I feel like a million bucks!
309
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,712
- I told you so.
- I can really
Sleep now.
310
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,715
I'm gonna go back to the
Cabin and go right to bed.
311
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,275
- is that so?
- hey, would you
Hand me my clothes?
312
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,357
larry?
313
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:05,761
Larry, wou... Larry! Larry!
314
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,418
Larry!
315
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,456
Hey, tarzan, can I
Swing on your tree?
316
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,026
Lana! Stay right where you are!
317
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,228
He loves me, he loves me not.
318
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,230
Lana. Lana. Leave
The leaves, okay?
319
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,400
- he loves me,
He loves me not.
- lana, please. Lana.
320
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,302
- lana, please.
- furley: lana!
321
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,305
Oh! Just when I was
Getting to the answer.
322
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,997
Please, don't tell him
Where I am. Do me a favor.
323
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,034
Lana, where are you?
324
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,838
Have you seen lana?
325
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,344
Are you kidding?
326
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,676
I'm not going in the
Bushes with you.
327
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,639
Oh, come on!
328
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,542
Janet: jack, are you all right?
329
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,544
No, these bugs
Are eating me alive.
330
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,812
I gotta come in there
And sleep with you girls.
331
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,848
Chrissy: okay, but
No funny stuff.
332
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,883
You won't even know I'm here.
333
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:38,354
I know you're here.
Your elbow's in my nose!
334
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,290
sorry. look, let's
All lie sideways.
335
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,994
- janet: will there
Be enough room?
- jack: yeah.
336
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,105
Chrissy, chrissy,
Chrissy, stop it!
337
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,729
- I didn't
Do anything.
- jack: sorry.
338
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,201
- janet: change positions.
- jack: oh, come on, janet!
339
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,149
Jack: ow!
340
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,118
Chrissy: hey, watch it!
341
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,220
Janet: jack, would
You watch your hands!
342
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:14,222
Jack: my hands?
343
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,224
Chrissy: I thought
You were tired.
344
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,226
Jack: I'm not that tired.
345
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,218
- girls:
Get out! Get out!
- ow! Ow, ow.
346
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,834
Janet: oh, you
Just get out there
347
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,836
and sleep with the
Rest of the animals!
348
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,838
Chrissy: yeah, under the stars!
349
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,840
if you really want to see stars,
350
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,842
try coming back in here!
351
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,678
- ha ha ha.
- janet: chrissy.
352
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,936
- chrissy: what?
- get your elbow
Out of my nose.
353
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,508
Lana: jack?
354
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:51,259
jackie boy? Where are you?
355
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,352
- zipper's stuck!
- jack?
356
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,422
jack?
357
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,126
jack?
358
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,619
Come on.
359
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,188
- jack?
- hi?
360
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,392
Can I ask you something?
I've just gotta know.
361
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,860
Do you like me?
362
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,895
Well, sure, I like you.
363
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,131
- then use me!
- what?
364
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:32,368
Please use me.
365
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,737
Laura, what's going on here?
366
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,473
Are you gonna use me in
Your next commercial or not?
367
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,207
What commercial?
368
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,176
You are a director, aren't you?
369
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,978
Well, you do direct commercials.
370
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,080
I'm not a director, I'm a chef!
371
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,048
What?
372
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:48,950
What is this?
373
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,920
You made me make a
Fool out of myself!
374
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,312
Hey, I'm just as
Shocked as you are.
375
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,529
I have known this
Man my entire life...
376
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,865
And just now I find out
He's been lying to me.
377
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,401
What are you talking about?
378
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,691
Oh, shut up, you fraud!
379
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:16,011
Why don't we go back to
The cabin and rehearse?
380
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:20,003
Rehearse yourself!
I'm going back to town!
381
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,983
Laura! Laura, wait
A second, huh?
382
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,470
- oh, there you are!
- lana, am I glad
To see you!
383
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,505
Unzip me, please.
384
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,507
I thought you'd never ask!
385
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,665
Furley: hi, my little mink!
386
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,542
Guess what I've
Got here for you.
387
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,220
Strawberries?! But
That's impossible.
388
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:00,856
Where'd you find them?
389
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,200
At the general
Store down the hill.
390
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,819
But ralph...
391
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,569
I never eat strawberries
Without cream.
392
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,673
That's the way I like 'em, too!
393
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,842
Come on, sweetheart.
A deal's a deal!
394
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,878
Guys? Wait... Wait a second!
395
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,902
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't leave me alone!
396
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,241
Alone...
397
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,745
With nobody to wake me up.
398
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,116
Sleepy-time,
Bye-bye. Here we go.
399
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:50,360
Oh, no. Why me?
400
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:11,259
- what's happening?
- nothing, jack, nothing. We're home.
401
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,261
Yeah, we didn't
Want to wake you.
402
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,597
- call a doctor.
- you don't need a doctor.
403
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,099
- you just need to sleep.
- I need a doctor.
404
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,369
- we'll take care of you.
- you know those leaves
I wrapped around me?
405
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,326
- yeah?
- poison oak.
406
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,064
- let's wash! Let's wash!
- yeah, let's wash.
407
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,465
Ritter's voice: "Three's
Company" was videotaped
408
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,369
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