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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,223 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,757 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,526 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,161 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,231 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,033 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,168 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,037 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,973 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:33,210 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,401 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,755 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,513 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:57,667 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,625 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 16 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,702 Tripper? 17 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,485 - why don't you knock? - well, I would have, 18 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,986 But the front door was open. 19 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,655 So you just walked Right in, huh? 20 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,690 - boy, are you strange. - I'm strange? 21 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,481 You're the one Wearing a chicken. 22 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,096 Excuse me. 23 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,065 Listen, do you have any coffee? 24 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm sorry, mr. Furley. I Just drank the last cup. 25 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,835 Oh good. Can I have the grounds? 26 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,838 - what for? - for my roses. 27 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:39,076 Sure, would you Like a prune danish 28 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,944 To go with your petunias? 29 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:45,582 I put the coffee grounds in the Soil to help my roses grow, okay? 30 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,966 Doesn't it keep Them awake at night? 31 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,810 No, they never get Out of their little beds. 32 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:57,916 I could repartee with the Best of them, if I have to. 33 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,997 But I love my roses, jack. 34 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,166 I have raised them Up from tiny cuttings, 35 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,935 Nursed them through budhood, And watched them mature 36 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,704 Into healthy, beautiful flowers. 37 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:10,173 Next week, I'm gonna enter Them in a flower show. 38 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:12,447 They're gonna win, Too. I can tell you that. 39 00:02:12,471 --> 00:02:13,410 Good luck to you. 40 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:16,580 Here's your coffee. Want me to Throw in some cream and sugar too? 41 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,719 - oh hi, Mr. Furley. - hi. 42 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,089 - what do you got there? - I'd rather not tell you. 43 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:29,993 - why not? - because if I tell you these Are grounds for my roses, 44 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,462 You'll say, "I've heard Of grounds for a divorce, 45 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,197 But never grounds for my roses." 46 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:38,190 Then she'll say, "Why are You divorcing your roses?" 47 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:46,676 - we wouldn't do a thing Like that to you. - of course not. 48 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:50,313 As long as you've got that newspaper, Why don't you give that to your roses too? 49 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,881 What good would that do? 50 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,983 If the coffee keeps Them awake at night, 51 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,007 At least they'll have Something to read. 52 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,878 See?! See?! 53 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,860 I bet you jack's in the kitchen. 54 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,728 - hey, hottie! - hey, ladies. 55 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,953 Hi. Gee, I wish I Could sew like that. 56 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,877 Go catch a chicken and practice. 57 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,406 Do you girls have any Plans tomorrow night? 58 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,341 - I hope, I hope. - why? 59 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,644 Why? Because it's my Night and I'm going to have 60 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,112 The world's most gorgeous Girl over for dinner. 61 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:26,583 Oh, jack, thank You. You're so sweet! 62 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,368 But I think we should Ask chrissy too. 63 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,455 It's nancy norwood. 64 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,258 Both: nancy norwood? 65 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,926 You know her? 66 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,295 Yeah, she's a stuck-up, Conceited snob 67 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,698 Who only thinks of herself. 68 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,122 Well, nobody's perfect! 69 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,172 - hello. - I wonder if You could help me. 70 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,174 - well, I'll try. - may I come in? 71 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:54,176 - my feet are killing me. - oh sure. 72 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,513 Thank you. I'm looking For the manager. 73 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,948 Oh, mr. Furley? He Lives downstairs. 74 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:02,251 I know, but he's not in. Do you Have any idea where I could find him? 75 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,810 - maybe he went To the hardware store. - oh. 76 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,926 Oh well... 77 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,083 Do you mind if I sit Down? Thank you. 78 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,298 Maybe he went to the pet store. 79 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,400 Do you mind if I smoke? 80 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,437 They have the cutest Little puppy in that window. 81 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,805 Say, do you have an ashtray? 82 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:26,776 It is so cute! It's White and brown 83 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,212 With spots and big floppy ears. 84 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,214 You wouldn't have A match, would you? 85 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,617 I hope mr. Furley Doesn't buy that puppy. 86 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:37,008 - why not? - because he doesn't Allow dogs in the building. 87 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,659 I'll go see if I can Find him for you. 88 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:47,230 All I'm asking is for you to stay out Tomorrow night until you get my signal. 89 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,131 Oh! What signal? 90 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,315 The big smile on my face. 91 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,740 - you're disgusting. - well, I have to be me. 92 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,283 - oh, hi. - who are you? 93 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,152 The name is leo moran. 94 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,610 - I just remembered I left you Sitting here, didn't I? - yes. 95 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,926 Who is he? 96 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:21,086 Oh, janet, jack, I'd Like you to meet... 97 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:26,257 - leo moran. - you know each other? 98 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,572 What a coincidence. 99 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:32,775 Chrissy, why is this man here? 100 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,777 I'm looking for an apartment. 101 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,046 You see, I got kicked Out of my old one. 102 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,749 - what happened? - condominium, that's What happened. 103 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,572 Con-damn-minium! 104 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,154 You mean, they turned Your apartment building 105 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,656 - into condominiums? - yeah. 106 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,992 You haven't been able to Find another apartment? 107 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,260 I found plenty of them, But I can't afford them. 108 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,163 Oh... Well, what About your family? 109 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,966 - I don't have one. - you must have friends. 110 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,835 Well, they live With their families. 111 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,371 You mean, you have No place to go? 112 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,373 No. 113 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:08,066 Why don't you stay here until You find yourself an apartment? 114 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,981 oh, I can't do that. 115 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:15,217 - sure, you can! We have lots of room! - yeah? 116 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,801 Chrissy, could I speak To you for one moment? 117 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:22,325 Are you crazy?! He can't stay here! 118 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:25,462 Oh, all right, jack. Then you tell him. 119 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,097 You tell that poor old Man he has to get out. 120 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,921 Right. 121 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,837 Excuse me, sir, we've Been talking it over and... 122 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:37,306 You're absolutely right, I'd just be in the way. 123 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,175 Huh? Uh... 124 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,110 Well, yeah, see, The three of us... 125 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,746 Look, look, do you Have any old newspapers 126 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,783 I could stuff inside my shirt? 127 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:51,020 You see, it gets pretty chilly At night on those park benches. 128 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,923 - are you talking About outside? - I'll manage. 129 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,693 They say it's not gonna rain For the next few days, so... 130 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,163 Excuse me. 131 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,965 Well... Hey, look, 132 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,134 As long as you Have no place to go, 133 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,304 Maybe you should Spend one night here. 134 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:11,908 Not on your life. Leo moran never Stays where he's not welcome. 135 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,910 - you're welcome. - thank you. 136 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,544 You're welcome. 137 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,915 Jack, you're the best Roommate we ever had! 138 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,471 You're welcome. 139 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,021 Do you live here With these two girls? 140 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,345 Oh yeah. 141 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,529 Listen, leo, I hope you don't Mind sleeping on the couch. 142 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,264 The couch?! 143 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,622 Is that any way To treat a guest? 144 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:47,337 Do you mind if I sleep On this side of the bed? 145 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:52,070 I'm sorry, leo, but I Always sleep on this side. 146 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:58,121 Ever since I was a little Kid, I've slept on this side. 147 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:02,058 Not once in my whole life Have I ever slept on that side. 148 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:06,251 It's just that I need to be as Close to the bathroom as possible. 149 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,354 You got it. 150 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,027 Oh, my. 151 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,766 - do you mind if I read? - go right ahead. 152 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,552 Leo, do you mind? 153 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:32,621 I'm sorry, I didn't Mean to bother you. 154 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:34,345 Okay. It's okay. 155 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,784 - here, leo, take it. - uh... 156 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,254 - I don't wanna read. - good. 157 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,071 - I'd like to talk. - it's late. I'm tired. 158 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,140 - you're tired. - no, I'm not tired. 159 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:54,443 Everyone needs their Sleep, especially at your age. 160 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:58,614 What sort of age do you Think that is, the stone age? 161 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,649 Oh no, leo, what I Meant to say was... 162 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,785 Look, I'm 75. Do you Think that's so old? 163 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:07,011 - no, no, it's not old. - well, then, you're stupid Because it is old. 164 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:12,094 - who are you Calling stupid? - who are you calling old? 165 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,063 I'm not sleeping in The same bed with you. 166 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,798 I'm not gonna sleep With you either. 167 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,067 Who asked to sleep in This bed in the first place? 168 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,236 - you started it... - I didn't start anything! 169 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,972 - hey, what's Going on in here? - ask him. 170 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:27,243 All I know is, a man as Old as I am needs his sleep. 171 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,778 What? 172 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,713 - a minute ago, he said... - jack! 173 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,782 You should be Ashamed of yourself. 174 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,684 - no, wait a minute, I... - janet: jack. 175 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,953 You two are acting Like a couple of children. 176 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,544 Yes. Now, go to sleep Like good little boys. 177 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,977 - jack? - what? 178 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,734 I'm sorry for Calling you stupid. 179 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,871 It's okay. 180 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:11,487 I'm sorry for calling you old. 181 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,655 Hey, you know, jack? 182 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,959 I think you're all Right in my book. 183 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,362 I like you too, leo. 184 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,531 You know, you remind me Of me when I was your age. 185 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,489 - yeah? - only I was Better looking. 186 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:31,307 - good morning! - hi, jack! 187 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,209 Mmm, perfectamente. 188 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,666 I cannot wait till Nancy gets here tonight. 189 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,449 Hey, where's leo? 190 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,220 He went out for a walk. I Learned a lot about leo last night. 191 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,978 Well, it is a small bed. 192 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,531 - leo: anybody home? - we're in here. 193 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,133 Hey, leo! What's happening? 194 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,801 - hi, leo. - hi. 195 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,638 Well, I thought I'd get you kids Something to show my appreciation. 196 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,107 - here. - leo, you didn't Have to buy us anything. 197 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:08,299 Oh, I didn't buy 'em. I picked 'em. 198 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:13,316 Roses... You shouldn't have. 199 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,217 They're so beautiful! 200 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,341 And they smell like... 201 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,011 Coffee. 202 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,262 These are furley's prize roses! 203 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,198 They are? I hope nobody saw you. 204 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,556 open up, it's r.F.! 205 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,318 open up! I have to talk to you! 206 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:52,582 Quick, get rid of these Roses! Everybody in there! 207 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,160 - tripper, let me in! - coming. 208 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,328 Here, put them in The garbage disposal. 209 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,819 Oh, good idea. 210 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,159 It's a bad idea! 211 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,908 My prize roses gone! 212 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,976 What a shame. I'm So sorry, mr. Furley. 213 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,578 A lady across the street Told me she saw an old man 214 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,281 Sneaking around them and Then coming up the stairs here. 215 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,183 - did you see him? - an old man? 216 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,186 No, I haven't seen an old Man near your rose bushes. 217 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,787 No, sir, no old man. 218 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,589 Leo: who are you calling old? 219 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:30,927 ♪ macdonald had A farm e-I-e-I-o ♪ 220 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,729 ♪ on that farm he had A cow, e-I-e-I... Moo! ♪ 221 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,113 - wait, mr. Furley... - all right! 222 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,757 Oh. 223 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,644 Something we could Do for you, mr. Furley? 224 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:52,014 Well, somebody stole my roses. Now, have you girls seen them? 225 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,738 What do they look like? 226 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,154 Well, they're red, with Petals, long stems... 227 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,122 They're roses! They look like roses! 228 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,492 No, we haven't seen them. 229 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,829 - what's that in there? - here? In this place here? 230 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,697 Oh, nothing. Nothing's in there. 231 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,632 There's just brooms And dustpans. 232 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,239 Is he a broom or a dustpan? 233 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,588 I-I don't know if you've met. 234 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,024 Mr. Furley, this Is my uncle leo. 235 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,927 Your uncle, huh? Has He been picking my roses? 236 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,530 Him? Has he? Mr. Furley, Jack's uncle has been 237 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,854 In the closet all morning. 238 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:49,794 - why? - uh... It runs in the family. 239 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,431 Oh. 240 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,068 Well, I better be going. 241 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,949 What's this?! Is this a rosebud? 242 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,551 No, no, no... This Is not a rosebud. 243 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,609 It's a... It's a cake Decoration. Mm! 244 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:12,228 Um, mr. Furley. I think you better Run after those rose thieves 245 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,330 While their trail is still hot. 246 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,914 - right. - yeah. 247 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,037 - jack! - are you okay? 248 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,571 I'm fine. It was delicious. 249 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,907 Chrissy, you and janet Get leo an apartment. 250 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,542 Find him one now! 251 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,077 Okay, come on, leo. 252 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,711 Chrissy? 253 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,375 - where'd you Put the roses? - over there! 254 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,582 Chriss... 255 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,209 Hey, leo. Any luck? 256 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,978 No. 257 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,646 But don't worry. 258 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,249 Oh, I'll find something. 259 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,719 You know, there are places That take people like me. 260 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,822 - you don't mean An old-age home, do you? - yeah. 261 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:18,016 I can play checkers and Learn to love oatmeal. 262 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,798 Hey, where are the girls? 263 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,733 They went to the movies. 264 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,235 Why didn't you go with them? 265 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,837 They asked me, But I was too tired. 266 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,375 Leo, you can't stay here. I Got a girl coming any second. 267 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,166 Boy, can you operate! 268 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,115 You send out the home Team and bring in the visitors. 269 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,617 Hoo, hoo, hoo... 270 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,520 Look, leo, you don't understand. 271 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,989 - see, we wanna be alone! - I understand. 272 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,025 Listen, I'll go into Your bedroom. 273 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,394 You and your girlfriend Will never know I'm here. 274 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,018 - thank you. - great. 275 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,098 that'll be her. 276 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,733 - I'll get it. - no, leo! 277 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,535 Get in that bedroom, Would you? Okay? 278 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,426 I'm not messing around. Please stay in the room. 279 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,131 Shh! 280 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,000 Okay. 281 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,355 Hello, jack. 282 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,346 Hi... Hi, nancy. Come on in. 283 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,498 Oh, you look so... So... 284 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,200 - beautiful? - yeah, I-I... 285 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:35,826 - can't take Your eyes off me? - right. Exactly. 286 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,863 You can kiss me now. 287 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,146 Thank you. 288 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,810 - would you like To sit down? - thank you. 289 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,619 Well... How about a little wine? 290 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,527 Your whine. 291 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,466 - in a glass Would be nice. - of course. I was just... 292 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,094 I hope you'll find this Wine to your liking. 293 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,851 Hmm, we'll see. 294 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,542 The wine has to breathe. Out with the bad air, 295 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,710 In with the good air. 296 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,668 That smells ready. 297 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,096 Who was that? 298 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,700 Oh, oh, oh! Well, That's... That's leo. 299 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,736 He... He's a friend. 300 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,927 Boy, you hang around With the fast crowd. 301 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,242 Uh, nancy. 302 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,378 Nancy, don't pay Any attention to him. 303 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,213 He's gonna stay in That room all night. 304 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,183 Yes, and we'll have the rest Of the apartment to ourselves. 305 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,519 To you, nancy. 306 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,593 Oh, I'm sorry. 307 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,029 Jack, could you do Something about him? 308 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,798 Leo, what are you doing? 309 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,666 That'll be your Third glass of water. 310 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,668 No, this is my first glass. 311 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,472 You know, fighting fire Sure makes you thirsty. 312 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,141 - fire?! - oh yeah, it's just A little one. 313 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,976 I dropped a Cigarette in the bed. 314 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,778 - my bed is on fire?! - no, no, just the blanket. 315 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,349 It's out now. You know, you Could use an ashtray in there. 316 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,452 I wouldn't need an ashtray In there if you weren't here. 317 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,316 - I'll help you. - no, you've done Enough already. 318 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,215 Oh. 319 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,218 Oh dear. 320 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,467 I guess he's mad at me. 321 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,236 If it was me, I'd have thrown You out a long time ago. 322 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,738 Huh? 323 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,006 What are you doing here anyway? 324 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,777 - jack invited me. - out of pity, No doubt. 325 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,179 What are you talking About? Jack likes me. 326 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,916 He's just too soft-hearted To tell you the truth. 327 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,319 What truth? 328 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,309 That you're nothing But a nuisance. 329 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,879 Oh. 330 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,748 Well... 331 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,926 I don't need a Building to fall on me. 332 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,608 I'm sorry, nancy. It really Wasn't much of a fire. 333 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,143 - would you like Dinner now? - I'd love it. 334 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,135 - where's leo? - he left. 335 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:10,018 Just like that? Was I too rough on him? 336 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,454 Forget about him. 337 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,679 - I'm still here. - why would he leave? 338 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,528 I told him he was a Nuisance and in the way. 339 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,565 I did you a favor. I got rid of him. 340 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,555 You what? 341 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,770 Come on, jack. 342 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,406 Who would you Rather have around, 343 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:35,176 A broken-down old man or me? 344 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,814 - no contest, nancy. - I thought not. 345 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,604 Get out. 346 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,915 - what? - excuse me. Get out, please. 347 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,323 - you're kidding. - oh no, I'm not Kidding. 348 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,494 - jack... - goodbye. 349 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,583 - any luck? - no, I looked Everywhere... 350 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,618 The bus station, The motels, the pier. 351 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,386 Nobody's seen leo. 352 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,889 Well, jack, don't worry. 353 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,958 He's bound to turn up. 354 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,459 Hello, missing persons? 355 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,403 I'm looking for a Person's missing. 356 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,494 He's been gone all Night. Where could he be? 357 00:21:31,518 --> 00:21:32,300 I don't know. 358 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,836 His name is leo moran. 359 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,339 Describe him? Well, he's about 5'7", 360 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,908 He's got gray hair, 361 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,977 He's wearing a plaid shirt, 362 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:46,081 And pants. Brown socks on. 363 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,749 Leo! 364 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:51,241 - leo! - hey, you guys Are really fast! 365 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,827 Where have you been? We've Been worried sick about you. 366 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,296 You didn't have to Worry about me. I'm fine. 367 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,100 I just came back to get my bag, Thank you all, and say goodbye. 368 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,170 Leo, look, you don't have to go. 369 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,505 It's nice of you To say that, janet, 370 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,741 But I don't belong here. 371 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,744 Leo, we don't want you Living in an old-age home. 372 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,345 Old-age home? Me? 373 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,014 Well, that's for old folks. 374 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,717 I've got myself a Real swingin' pad. 375 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,753 - what? - while I was out Walking this morning, 376 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,789 I ran into two old buddies, and We decided to become roommates. 377 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,725 - oh, congratulations. - thank you. 378 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,227 - I'd like you To meet them. - janet: okay, swell! 379 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,751 Come on in, girls. 380 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,876 - now, this is lili. - hi. 381 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,046 - and that's alice. - we're gonna take care Of each other. 382 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,049 - that's great. - they've got A two-bedroom apartment, 383 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,818 Just like you. And who Knows? With a little bit of luck, 384 00:22:56,842 --> 00:23:00,710 Our relationship could be Just as innocent as yours. 385 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,759 - let's go, girls! - bye. 386 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,293 Hey, leo. 387 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,907 What a long night. 388 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,943 Boy, that leo was really A character, wasn't he? 389 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,534 Yeah, you should Try sleeping with him. 390 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,515 Oh, come on! 391 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:28,984 I mean... You... 392 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,286 - you know what? He got me thinking. - what? 393 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,122 I was wondering what we'll Be doing 50 years from now. 394 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,091 50 years from now? That's easy. 395 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,926 I'll be a famous chef, 396 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,428 You'll be a world-renowned Horticulturist. 397 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:43,499 Chrissy, you'll still be Hogging the bathroom. 398 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,467 Jack! 399 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:47,970 Don't be silly. Anyway, We're not going 400 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:50,406 To be living Together in 50 years. 401 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,263 - we won't? - of course not. 402 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,428 Well, hurt me. Let's Not waste any more time! 403 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,184 Hey, hey, hey! 404 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,776 You're not fighting back! 405 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,990 - you're not... - we know. 406 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:12,661 Wait a minute! You Always fight me off! 407 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,130 Yeah, but we were in a rut. 408 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,034 - yeah, come on. - wait, wait, wait! 409 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,232 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 410 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,136 in front of a studio audience. 30746

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