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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,082 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,583 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,118 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,786 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,655 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,758 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,327 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,562 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,965 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:24,968 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,592 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:37,147 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,604 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,787 Janet, have you Seen my other shoe? 15 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,923 what other shoe? 16 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,014 The one that goes with this one. 17 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,563 Chrissy, what shoe Are you wearing? 18 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,687 The left one. 19 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,769 Then you must be Looking for the right one? 20 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:03,028 Well of course I am. Why would I be looking for the wrong one? 21 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,943 True, true. How stupid of me. 22 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:10,013 Sometimes it sure takes you a Long time to figure things out. 23 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,215 I'm sorry. 24 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,751 Janet, please help me. I've Been looking and looking, 25 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,155 - and I can't find it anywhere. - okay, okay. Look, just say To yourself, 26 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,089 "If I were a shoe, Where would I be?" 27 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,325 - and then go there. - that's good. 28 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,115 N... 29 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,454 If I were a shoe, Where would I be? 30 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,370 Janet! You did it! 31 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,772 - I found it! - oh, come on, chrissy, Don't kid me. 32 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,707 You knew where that Shoe was all the time. 33 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,109 No, I didn't. 34 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,978 Are... Are you trying to tell me 35 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,281 - that my dumb system Worked? - yeah. 36 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,849 - but chrissy, That's crazy. - no, it isn't. 37 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,686 When I was asking myself, "Where would I be if I were a shoe," 38 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,955 I looked down and there was my Shoe sticking out from under the couch. 39 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,392 Oh, well then you Didn't need my help. 40 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,727 Of course I did. If it Weren't for your question 41 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,663 - I wouldn't have been Looking down. - chrissy. 42 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,131 - I would've been looking Straight ahead like this. - okay. 43 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,967 And if I'd been looking straight Ahead I never would have found my shoe. 44 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,836 Yeah, could we Just drop it, please? 45 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:10,440 - I just want To say thank you. - chrissy, look, forget it. 46 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:14,043 Boy, some people sure Can't accept a compliment. 47 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,779 Oh, I'm sorry, chrissy. 48 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,737 I'm real glad you Found your shoe. 49 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,706 Have you seen my brown belt? 50 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:28,958 How come you're making such a Big deal over a blind date, anyway? 51 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,827 It is not just a Date, it's business. 52 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,962 This walter nessle is One of our company's 53 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,697 Big executives from back east. 54 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,299 So how come you Got stuck with him? 55 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,267 He has a day layover, And my boss asked me 56 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:41,003 - if I'd take Him out for a bite. - or at least a hickey? 57 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,694 Janet! 58 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,109 - are you Going out tonight? - oh no. No. 59 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,779 - why? - well, there's A great movie on tv, 60 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,915 A terrific book I'd like to finish, 61 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:55,251 - and nobody asked me. - you should've let me know. 62 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:59,055 - I don't want To go out with you. - no, I mean I could've... 63 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,947 Oh, my date is right Here. Right on time. 64 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,328 - good evening. - oh, how thoughtful, 65 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,064 Instead of flowers, He brought a friend. 66 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:11,668 Come in. Oh, come in. 67 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,336 Look, janet, there are two Of them. We can double date. 68 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,239 Oh, no, no, I don't... 69 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,241 She's a little shy, but When she gets going, 70 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,876 She's dynamite. 71 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,878 Go get dressed, hurry Up. Now, walter, you and... 72 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,346 Ma'am, we're here... 73 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,981 Excuse me. 74 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,085 Hello? 75 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,151 Oh, hi, walter. 76 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:32,043 No, you're not late, You just got here. 77 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,125 In fact, you're both here. 78 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,984 Oh... Excuse me. 79 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,635 - janet. - hmm? 80 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:49,628 One of these guys isn't walter, And neither is the other one. 81 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,166 Oh. 82 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,581 Well... 83 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,338 Who are you? 84 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,252 We're with the f.B.I. 85 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,087 The f.B.I? 86 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,757 Yes ma'am. You can Put your hands down. 87 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,192 I'm special agent roth, 88 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,961 And this is special Agent banning. 89 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,296 Oh wow, I'm sorry. 90 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,799 I thought you were walter Because he's from back east 91 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:20,143 And out here only nerds wear Clothes and haircuts like yours. 92 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,207 You'd better take it, janet. 93 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:28,711 Wait a minute. Hold On just a second. 94 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,480 You could have gotten those Badges out of a bubble-gum machine 95 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,150 For all we know. Let's have More than just a quick flash. 96 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,875 They could be just a Couple of clowns who... 97 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,556 Pretty badges. 98 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,323 - oh! - chrissy, 99 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,492 - just calm down. - I'm calm. 100 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:47,229 - we're looking For a jack tripper. - both: jack? 101 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,188 - you do know him, Don't you? - well... 102 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,528 Does anybody Really know anybody? 103 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,210 But he does live here? 104 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,379 Well... 105 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:08,039 Does anybody really Know where anybody lives? 106 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,891 Well, is he home? 107 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,060 We don't know where jack is. 108 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,062 No, jack's always on the run. 109 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,964 - shh! - I mean... 110 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,200 - on the go. - yeah, he goes All the time. 111 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,435 Could you tell us Why you wanna see him? 112 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,572 It's a federal matter. Do You know of his association 113 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,307 With a b. Miller? 114 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,842 Who's she? 115 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,376 Benjamin miller. 116 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,720 What a weird name for a girl. 117 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,118 She's a man. 118 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,954 Well, have mr. Tripper call This number when you see him. 119 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,522 Okay. 120 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,425 But you know, it's probably Gonna be a really long time 121 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,750 - before we see him. - we'll still be there. 122 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,333 Chrissy, I don't Believe it, the f.B.I. 123 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,701 - and they're after jack. - yeah. 124 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,837 Oh, janet, jack's in Trouble. We gotta help him. 125 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,338 Oh, but how? 126 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,607 - let's call the police. - no! 127 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:08,511 Get ready for the world's Greatest bavarian cream pie. 128 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,113 Jack, we are so Glad you're here. 129 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,414 I have made some Brilliant pies before, 130 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,316 But this one could Bring world peace. 131 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,119 Jack, we have bad news. 132 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,588 I may be able to challenge the World's greatest pie-makers. 133 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,223 Jack, please, the F.B.I. Was here. 134 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:24,060 Just wait till you turn on Your taste buds with this beauty. 135 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,594 Jack, the f.B.I. Was Looking for you. 136 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,138 For me? 137 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:33,102 Nothing. I just can't Remember any ben miller. 138 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,504 - oh, jack. - I don't think there Even is a ben miller. 139 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,674 Okay. Let's just Start at the beginning, 140 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,810 And we'll go through all the important Things that ever happened to you. 141 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,511 Yeah! Jack tripper, 142 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,015 This is your life. 143 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,017 Chrissy, do you Wanna help me or not? 144 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,819 - yeah. - then no more... 145 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,921 Okay? 146 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,157 - okay. - I'm sorry, chrissy, 147 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:57,093 - but I'm under tremendous pressure here... - I'm just trying... 148 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,095 Okay, all right, Forget the early years. 149 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,130 - we'll go right To high school. - okay. 150 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,000 - do you remember a ben miller From high school? - no, I... 151 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,969 - wait a minute. - janet: hmm? 152 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,638 - I remember a susie miller. - did she have a brother? 153 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,563 If she did, I wouldn't Be alive today. 154 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,277 Okay, what about the navy, jack? 155 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,580 - maybe you knew him there. - the navy, let's see, 156 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,849 My squad was beckendorf, Carlisle, morgan, 157 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:23,019 Doyle, bender, Watts... Wait... Wait! 158 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,488 Yeah, my commanding officer At boot camp was named miller. 159 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,812 - what was his first name? - captain! Oh no. 160 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,627 - jack, come on. - I'm sorry, 161 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,562 I just can't remember. 162 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,698 When you can't remember, My old auntie says... 163 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,666 Wait a minute, ante. 164 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,969 - ante, that's him! - his name was auntie miller? 165 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,471 No, no. Ante, like in poker. 166 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,707 You know, "Ante Up"? Ben, is bippo. 167 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:47,076 Bippo miller. We played Poker together in the service. 168 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,878 - oh, that's terrific. - no, it's not. 169 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,113 That's why the F.B.I. Is after me. 170 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,615 Both girls: why? 171 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,250 About six weeks before I got out 172 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,818 They sent us all to A separation camp. 173 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,354 There was nothing to do All day long but play poker. 174 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,390 Is that what they Call war games? 175 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,793 Hey! What did I Tell you about... 176 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,494 Okay, all right. 177 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,830 Chrissy, this is no Time to be funny. Go on. 178 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,566 - go on. - well, see, 179 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,535 We got in this big game and Bippo ended up owing me $100. 180 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,438 Well, it just so happened he Worked in the personnel office. 181 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:19,442 So he offered to pay me back By moving my discharge up a week. 182 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,100 So like a jerk, I agreed to it. 183 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,251 I think he forgot the ending. 184 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:32,154 No, chrissy, don't you see? 185 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,124 They found out that I didn't Do my full time. I'm awol. 186 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,015 Oh, what's a wall? 187 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,799 Awol, chrissy, come On. Absent without leave. 188 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,567 Oh, don't you See? I'm a deserter. 189 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,569 They're gonna court-martial me. 190 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,738 I'll get sent to Leavenworth making big ones 191 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,740 Into little ones On the rock pile. 192 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,009 I can't do that. I'll go berserk. 193 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,011 I'll try to escape. I'll jump over the wall 194 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,913 And they'll see me And they'll shoot me. 195 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:00,577 Oh, janet, chrissy, I don't wanna Die on the prison wall alone. 196 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,285 Jack, come on, just relax. 197 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,276 You're probably Gonna die in bed. 198 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,701 And if you do, 10 to One you won't be alone. 199 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,395 Jack. 200 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,139 That's them! 201 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,467 Jack, will you calm Down? It's just my date. 202 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,491 I forgot he was still coming. 203 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,373 Oh! 204 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,509 - it's them. Hide! - janet: in the kitchen. 205 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,278 No, that's the first Place they'll look. 206 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,513 Everybody knows how much I like to cook. My bedroom! 207 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,750 No! No, no! That's the Second place they'll look. 208 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,485 - everybody knows how much you like to... - you're right. 209 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,276 Your bedroom! 210 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,596 Why did you slam the Door in our faces? 211 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,132 Well, you see, I wasn't Sure that I was decent. 212 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,191 So I took a quick Look, and I am. 213 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,095 Come in. 214 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,044 Has mr. Tripper come home yet? 215 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,045 Well, you know... 216 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,081 We have so many People living here 217 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,084 That there's just always Somebody coming in and going out. 218 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,075 Sometimes I don't even Know who I'm sleeping with. 219 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,028 What she meant to say was 220 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,231 That she shares her room With so many other girls. 221 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,066 You know? 222 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,168 What time do you Expect him back? 223 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,105 I'm telling you, We just don't know. 224 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,461 It could be days. 225 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,842 - weeks. - in that case, We'll come back. 226 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,378 You still have our card. 227 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,502 We'll see that jack gets It the minute you leave. 228 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,554 On second thought, we'll stay. 229 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,477 Well in that case, sit down. 230 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,916 Well! 231 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,218 - as long as we're Waiting, - janet: yeah? 232 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,943 - I'll get a little Information on each of you. - janet: oh. 233 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,413 Banning: your name is? 234 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,031 I have to make my bed. 235 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,569 She's very neat. 236 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,206 I'll get that. Excuse me. 237 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,863 That may be tripper. 238 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,900 I could... Okay. 239 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,982 - hello. - hi, chrissy? 240 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,472 Oh, no, no, I'm janet. Please come in. 241 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,460 - mr. Tripper? - oh, no, I'm walter nessle, From new york. 242 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,462 I have a date with chrissy. 243 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,964 Who are you? 244 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,599 The f.B.I. Can we see some id? 245 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,089 Oh, any time. 246 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,005 Okay. 247 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,463 I've met protective fathers, But isn't this a bit much? 248 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,547 Oh no, mr. Nessle. They're not here for that. 249 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,316 - come and sit down. - oh, okay. 250 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,918 They come around often? 251 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,853 Every now and again. 252 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,789 Well, you know how Security buildings are. 253 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,692 - oh, yeah. - I'll just hint to chrissy That she should hurry. 254 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:33,095 - okay, thank you. - chrissy, Your date's here! 255 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,759 - I'm sorry. - coming. 256 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,705 Oh, so you're chrissy. 257 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,163 No, silly, I am. 258 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,794 I tell you, chrissy, it's Gonna be a real pleasure 259 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,030 Taking you out. 260 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,588 Oh, you don't know how Happy I am to get out... Go out. 261 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,136 Doesn't chrissy look Pretty tonight, janet? 262 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,138 Huh? 263 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,176 Oh! Oh, yes. She's... She's... 264 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,311 Try stunning. 265 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,980 I'm stunned. 266 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,015 Come on, chrissy, Let's break out of here. 267 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,850 Just kidding, fellas. 268 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,887 - excuse me, chrissy. - not now, janet. Gotta run. 269 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,911 Pardon me, dear, but Your zipper is open. 270 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,515 Janet: no, in the back. 271 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,523 Allow me, sweetmeat. 272 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,940 Watch it, creep. I mean... 273 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,244 You darling devil, Give me my shawl back. 274 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,080 Excuse us, sir. 275 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,516 - both: yes. - jack: oh! 276 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,351 Walter, I think they want you. 277 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,086 Would you mind Waiting for a minute? 278 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,422 - no. - we'd like to ask the young Lady some questions. 279 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,525 Boys, shame on you. Walter saw me first, 280 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,296 - be good sports. - chrissy, these men Are the f.B.I. 281 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,465 Oh, how exciting, g-men. 282 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,622 No, f-men. 283 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,841 Do you know jack tripper? 284 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,445 Oh yes, jack tripper And I are very close. 285 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,113 What can you tell us about him? 286 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,171 Oh, nosy. 287 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,520 Just trying to Do our jobs, ma'am. 288 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,388 Well, all I can say is... 289 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,823 To know him is to love Him. Isn't that right, girls? 290 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,526 Yes. Yes, he's very lovable. 291 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,162 In spite of his looks. 292 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,965 - what else can you Tell us about him? - that's about it, 293 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,867 - come on, hershey, Let's trot. - nessle. 294 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,035 Whatever. 295 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,419 Bye, fellas, nice meeting you. 296 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,844 You know, this is very strange. 297 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,413 I've just met you 298 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,082 And already I feel so Comfortable with you. 299 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,585 Just like I'm one Of the boys, huh? 300 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,853 Oh no, you're all woman. 301 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,989 Oh boy, are you in For a surprise. I'm not... 302 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,226 I'm not the kind of girl Who kisses on the first date. 303 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,117 Fantastic, that means we can Get to the good stuff right away. 304 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,536 Does something seem Not quite right to you? 305 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,128 Yeah, there's definitely something Fishy about that nessle guy. 306 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,782 Oh no, they're following jack. 307 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,041 I don't blame them. He's pretty And he even knows how to cook. 308 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,389 Come on, chrissy. We'd Better go warn him. 309 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,991 Wait a minute. Isn't it against The law to follow the f.B.I.? 310 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,549 Oh, come on! 311 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,069 Another scotch, jim. 312 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,706 Aren't you having a little More than usual tonight, larry? 313 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,008 It's medicine to help Me get over lucille. 314 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,578 I can't believe she Walked out on me. 315 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,114 - yeah, but drinking... - she was one of a kind. 316 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,416 I worshipped her, jim. 317 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,585 Right from the start, I knew 318 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,987 She was the only girl In the world for me. 319 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,623 Whenever we were together 320 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,725 Nothing else mattered. 321 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,628 Oh god, the fun we had. 322 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:30,999 Walking, talking, laughing, 323 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,001 That's all gone now. 324 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,603 Aww. 325 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,395 - how long did you know her? - a couple of hours. 326 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,176 Now, walt... Walter, 327 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,978 Walter, can't we Go someplace else? 328 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,080 Yeah, sure, but I'm Thirsty. You know, 329 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,949 Like one firefly said to the Other, "Let's get a quick glow on." 330 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,080 Whoa! Ha. 331 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,336 You are my kind Of girl, chrissy. 332 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,538 Well, I'm not the kind Of girl you think I am. 333 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,512 Let's get something straight. 334 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,014 I am not a one-night- Stand type of guy. 335 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,350 - ooh. - right now, you and I Are at level one. 336 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,419 I mean, I'd like to spend A couple of weeks, 337 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,689 Even months getting to know a Girl before I try anything physical. 338 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,626 - that's level two. - it's such a shame you're Leaving in the morning. 339 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,728 I know. Think we can Get to level two by 6:00? 340 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,229 Oh, walt, baby, be patient. 341 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,865 You're gonna go right through The roof a lot sooner than that. 342 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,367 Oh, boy! 343 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,369 Listen, I gotta go to The little boys' room, 344 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,504 But when I come back, We'll have the whole evening 345 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,373 To make the earth move. 346 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,208 I hope you brought a big shovel. 347 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,899 Oh, I love it! I love it. 348 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,089 Hey now, you know... 349 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,358 You shouldn't hide All that beauty, 350 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,382 Sweet thing. 351 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,735 So gorgeous. 352 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,004 And so strong. 353 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,340 I never speak to Strangers in bars. 354 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,498 Then let's become friends. 355 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,914 That's my knee. 356 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,348 That's my hand. 357 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,739 This is my elbow. 358 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,794 Janet: hi! Hi! 359 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,495 We didn't expect To meet you here. 360 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,598 Listen, how about if uncle sam Picks up the tab for a change? 361 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,266 - buy us a drink. - well, wilbur, I... 362 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,268 - oh, just this once. - sailor. 363 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,870 Who will know? Come on. Sit down. 364 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,772 Here, this'll be so much fun. 365 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,644 Angel, don't you ever Leave me like that again. 366 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,480 My whole life passed In front of my eyes. 367 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,382 That's because you're swacked. The room's spinning, larry. 368 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,418 Don't you know who I am? 369 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,186 The answer to my prayers. 370 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:42,458 Come on, just try And focus, okay? 371 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,360 Does the name jack tripper Mean anything to you? 372 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,295 Jack tripper? 373 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,765 - come on. - of course. 374 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,433 You're jack's sister. 375 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,569 I should've noticed The resemblance. 376 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,559 Larry, you cluck, it's me, jack! 377 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,330 It is you. 378 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,880 Does this mean... Roper was right? 379 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,783 Just kidding. 380 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,786 Gosh, you're so cute. 381 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,155 Hey, tell me what it is that You do in your spare time. 382 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:17,225 You know, when you're not off Chasing down dangerous criminals 383 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,994 Or enemy agents. 384 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,864 I try to get away from the Violent world I'm part of. 385 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,890 I practice karate, I hunt, I Collect guns and swords. 386 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,605 So you see, larry, They're following me, 387 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,272 Man, you gotta help me. 388 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,675 - did you pierce your ears? - come on! 389 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,777 All right, what do You want me to do? 390 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,146 Just pretend I'm your Date, walk me out the door 391 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,815 And take me back To your apartment. 392 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,985 - and then what? - will you cut the clowning? 393 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,186 Just kidding. Okay, sweet pea, 394 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,823 - come on, it's time To go now. - oh, okay. 395 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,291 - come on, honey lamb. Upsy daisy. - here I come. 396 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:53,955 All right, pal, hold it. What do You think you're doing with my date? 397 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,698 - your what? - is he annoying you, Darling? 398 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,667 Darling? 399 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,670 I forgot to tell you, Larry, walter's my date. 400 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,072 Oh, I hope you two Will be very happy. 401 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,508 - don't leave me. - chrissy, what is this? 402 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,143 I've known you Less than two hours 403 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,546 And already you're Two-timing me with this quink? 404 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,148 - now, walter... - what did you call me, fatso? 405 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,783 Larry, sit down. 406 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,086 - a quink. - boys, boys, boys, Boys, boys! 407 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,355 Do you believe it? They're fighting over jack. 408 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,523 Yeah. 409 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,347 I wish I knew what Perfume he used. 410 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,463 - we'd better Check that out. - right. 411 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,365 Oh no, it's okay. I'm sure it's... 412 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,035 Don't ever call Me a quink, okay? 413 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,437 - okay, you're a schmurd. - a what? 414 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,606 - a schmurd. - jack: ooh! 415 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,742 Oh, hi. Hello, it's me again. 416 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,277 Men always fight over me. 417 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,480 It's the curse of being a Beautiful woman, I guess. 418 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:48,383 And brains, too. It's not All beauty, no it isn't beauty. 419 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:52,253 It's... Cone... Ha... Ha... Headache. 420 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,023 - you dropped your hat, miss. - oh, thank you. 421 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,247 - oh! - I'm clean, guys. 422 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,487 Hi, I'm jack tripper. How are you? 423 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,102 Look, let me tell you What happened, okay? 424 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,538 Mr. Tripper, I don't know why You're dressed up like that. 425 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,874 - I was hiding From you guys. - why? 426 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,576 We just wanted to ask you a Few questions about ben miller. 427 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,712 - questions? - yes. 428 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,014 He needs a security Clearance for a government job 429 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,798 And he gave us your name. 430 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,219 That's all? Really? 431 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,721 You mean, you don't want me? 432 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,256 no. 433 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,714 I wanted you. 434 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,522 Oh, how I wanted you. 435 00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,370 Mr. Nessle, I'm chrissy. 436 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,039 - huh? - the real chrissy, 437 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,575 The one you were Supposed to go out with. 438 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,777 - oh. - so, if you wanna Go out, 439 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,946 We could start Our date right now. 440 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,703 Oh, thank you. 441 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,184 But when you've met The girl of your dreams, 442 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,376 It spoils it for other women. 443 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,151 Eat your heart out, blondie. 444 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,713 So, that's about it. I hope That helped you guys. 445 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,182 Bye? Right, bye. 446 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,017 - jack: bye. - chrissy: bye. 447 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,120 Oh, what a relief. I'm Free, I'm free at last. 448 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,591 Let's get out of here. People are Starting to look at you very queerly. 449 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,593 Strangely, chrissy. Strangely. 450 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:40,161 We'll go as soon as I get Back from the bathroom, okay? 451 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,019 - okay, will you hurry? - yeah. 452 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,802 What am I gonna tell My boss tomorrow? 453 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,804 Oh, chrissy, just Tell her the truth. 454 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:51,506 Are you kidding? Even I don't believe it. 455 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,642 No, no ladies, it was a mistake! 456 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,933 - okay? - woman: you pervert! 1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,082 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,583 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,118 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,786 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,655 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,758 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,327 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,562 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,965 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:24,968 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,592 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:37,147 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 13 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,604 ♪ three's company too ♪ 14 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,787 Janet, have you Seen my other shoe? 15 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,923 what other shoe? 16 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:49,014 The one that goes with this one. 17 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,563 Chrissy, what shoe Are you wearing? 18 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,687 The left one. 19 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,769 Then you must be Looking for the right one? 20 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:03,028 Well of course I am. Why would I be looking for the wrong one? 21 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,943 True, true. How stupid of me. 22 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:10,013 Sometimes it sure takes you a Long time to figure things out. 23 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,215 I'm sorry. 24 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,751 Janet, please help me. I've Been looking and looking, 25 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,155 - and I can't find it anywhere. - okay, okay. Look, just say To yourself, 26 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,089 "If I were a shoe, Where would I be?" 27 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,325 - and then go there. - that's good. 28 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,115 N... 29 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,454 If I were a shoe, Where would I be? 30 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,370 Janet! You did it! 31 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,772 - I found it! - oh, come on, chrissy, Don't kid me. 32 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,707 You knew where that Shoe was all the time. 33 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,109 No, I didn't. 34 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,978 Are... Are you trying to tell me 35 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,281 - that my dumb system Worked? - yeah. 36 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,849 - but chrissy, That's crazy. - no, it isn't. 37 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,686 When I was asking myself, "Where would I be if I were a shoe," 38 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,955 I looked down and there was my Shoe sticking out from under the couch. 39 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,392 Oh, well then you Didn't need my help. 40 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,727 Of course I did. If it Weren't for your question 41 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,663 - I wouldn't have been Looking down. - chrissy. 42 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,131 - I would've been looking Straight ahead like this. - okay. 43 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,967 And if I'd been looking straight Ahead I never would have found my shoe. 44 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,836 Yeah, could we Just drop it, please? 45 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:10,440 - I just want To say thank you. - chrissy, look, forget it. 46 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:14,043 Boy, some people sure Can't accept a compliment. 47 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,779 Oh, I'm sorry, chrissy. 48 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,737 I'm real glad you Found your shoe. 49 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,706 Have you seen my brown belt? 50 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:28,958 How come you're making such a Big deal over a blind date, anyway? 51 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,827 It is not just a Date, it's business. 52 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,962 This walter nessle is One of our company's 53 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,697 Big executives from back east. 54 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,299 So how come you Got stuck with him? 55 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,267 He has a day layover, And my boss asked me 56 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:41,003 - if I'd take Him out for a bite. - or at least a hickey? 57 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,694 Janet! 58 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,109 - are you Going out tonight? - oh no. No. 59 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,779 - why? - well, there's A great movie on tv, 60 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,915 A terrific book I'd like to finish, 61 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:55,251 - and nobody asked me. - you should've let me know. 62 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:59,055 - I don't want To go out with you. - no, I mean I could've... 63 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,947 Oh, my date is right Here. Right on time. 64 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,328 - good evening. - oh, how thoughtful, 65 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,064 Instead of flowers, He brought a friend. 66 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:11,668 Come in. Oh, come in. 67 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,336 Look, janet, there are two Of them. We can double date. 68 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,239 Oh, no, no, I don't... 69 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,241 She's a little shy, but When she gets going, 70 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,876 She's dynamite. 71 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,878 Go get dressed, hurry Up. Now, walter, you and... 72 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,346 Ma'am, we're here... 73 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,981 Excuse me. 74 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,085 Hello? 75 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,151 Oh, hi, walter. 76 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:32,043 No, you're not late, You just got here. 77 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,125 In fact, you're both here. 78 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,984 Oh... Excuse me. 79 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,635 - janet. - hmm? 80 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:49,628 One of these guys isn't walter, And neither is the other one. 81 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,166 Oh. 82 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,581 Well... 83 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,338 Who are you? 84 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,252 We're with the f.B.I. 85 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,087 The f.B.I? 86 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,757 Yes ma'am. You can Put your hands down. 87 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,192 I'm special agent roth, 88 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,961 And this is special Agent banning. 89 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,296 Oh wow, I'm sorry. 90 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,799 I thought you were walter Because he's from back east 91 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:20,143 And out here only nerds wear Clothes and haircuts like yours. 92 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,207 You'd better take it, janet. 93 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:28,711 Wait a minute. Hold On just a second. 94 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,480 You could have gotten those Badges out of a bubble-gum machine 95 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,150 For all we know. Let's have More than just a quick flash. 96 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,875 They could be just a Couple of clowns who... 97 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,556 Pretty badges. 98 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,323 - oh! - chrissy, 99 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,492 - just calm down. - I'm calm. 100 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:47,229 - we're looking For a jack tripper. - both: jack? 101 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,188 - you do know him, Don't you? - well... 102 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,528 Does anybody Really know anybody? 103 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,210 But he does live here? 104 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,379 Well... 105 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:08,039 Does anybody really Know where anybody lives? 106 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,891 Well, is he home? 107 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,060 We don't know where jack is. 108 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,062 No, jack's always on the run. 109 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,964 - shh! - I mean... 110 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,200 - on the go. - yeah, he goes All the time. 111 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,435 Could you tell us Why you wanna see him? 112 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,572 It's a federal matter. Do You know of his association 113 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,307 With a b. Miller? 114 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,842 Who's she? 115 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,376 Benjamin miller. 116 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,720 What a weird name for a girl. 117 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,118 She's a man. 118 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,954 Well, have mr. Tripper call This number when you see him. 119 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,522 Okay. 120 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,425 But you know, it's probably Gonna be a really long time 121 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,750 - before we see him. - we'll still be there. 122 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,333 Chrissy, I don't Believe it, the f.B.I. 123 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,701 - and they're after jack. - yeah. 124 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,837 Oh, janet, jack's in Trouble. We gotta help him. 125 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,338 Oh, but how? 126 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,607 - let's call the police. - no! 127 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:08,511 Get ready for the world's Greatest bavarian cream pie. 128 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,113 Jack, we are so Glad you're here. 129 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,414 I have made some Brilliant pies before, 130 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,316 But this one could Bring world peace. 131 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,119 Jack, we have bad news. 132 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,588 I may be able to challenge the World's greatest pie-makers. 133 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,223 Jack, please, the F.B.I. Was here. 134 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:24,060 Just wait till you turn on Your taste buds with this beauty. 135 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,594 Jack, the f.B.I. Was Looking for you. 136 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,138 For me? 137 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:33,102 Nothing. I just can't Remember any ben miller. 138 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,504 - oh, jack. - I don't think there Even is a ben miller. 139 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,674 Okay. Let's just Start at the beginning, 140 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,810 And we'll go through all the important Things that ever happened to you. 141 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,511 Yeah! Jack tripper, 142 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,015 This is your life. 143 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,017 Chrissy, do you Wanna help me or not? 144 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,819 - yeah. - then no more... 145 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,921 Okay? 146 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,157 - okay. - I'm sorry, chrissy, 147 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:57,093 - but I'm under tremendous pressure here... - I'm just trying... 148 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,095 Okay, all right, Forget the early years. 149 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,130 - we'll go right To high school. - okay. 150 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,000 - do you remember a ben miller From high school? - no, I... 151 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,969 - wait a minute. - janet: hmm? 152 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,638 - I remember a susie miller. - did she have a brother? 153 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,563 If she did, I wouldn't Be alive today. 154 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,277 Okay, what about the navy, jack? 155 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,580 - maybe you knew him there. - the navy, let's see, 156 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,849 My squad was beckendorf, Carlisle, morgan, 157 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:23,019 Doyle, bender, Watts... Wait... Wait! 158 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,488 Yeah, my commanding officer At boot camp was named miller. 159 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,812 - what was his first name? - captain! Oh no. 160 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,627 - jack, come on. - I'm sorry, 161 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,562 I just can't remember. 162 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,698 When you can't remember, My old auntie says... 163 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,666 Wait a minute, ante. 164 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,969 - ante, that's him! - his name was auntie miller? 165 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,471 No, no. Ante, like in poker. 166 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,707 You know, "Ante Up"? Ben, is bippo. 167 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:47,076 Bippo miller. We played Poker together in the service. 168 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,878 - oh, that's terrific. - no, it's not. 169 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,113 That's why the F.B.I. Is after me. 170 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,615 Both girls: why? 171 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,250 About six weeks before I got out 172 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,818 They sent us all to A separation camp. 173 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,354 There was nothing to do All day long but play poker. 174 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,390 Is that what they Call war games? 175 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,793 Hey! What did I Tell you about... 176 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,494 Okay, all right. 177 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,830 Chrissy, this is no Time to be funny. Go on. 178 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,566 - go on. - well, see, 179 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,535 We got in this big game and Bippo ended up owing me $100. 180 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:15,438 Well, it just so happened he Worked in the personnel office. 181 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:19,442 So he offered to pay me back By moving my discharge up a week. 182 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,100 So like a jerk, I agreed to it. 183 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,251 I think he forgot the ending. 184 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:32,154 No, chrissy, don't you see? 185 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,124 They found out that I didn't Do my full time. I'm awol. 186 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,015 Oh, what's a wall? 187 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,799 Awol, chrissy, come On. Absent without leave. 188 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,567 Oh, don't you See? I'm a deserter. 189 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,569 They're gonna court-martial me. 190 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,738 I'll get sent to Leavenworth making big ones 191 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,740 Into little ones On the rock pile. 192 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,009 I can't do that. I'll go berserk. 193 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,011 I'll try to escape. I'll jump over the wall 194 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,913 And they'll see me And they'll shoot me. 195 00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:00,577 Oh, janet, chrissy, I don't wanna Die on the prison wall alone. 196 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,285 Jack, come on, just relax. 197 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,276 You're probably Gonna die in bed. 198 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,701 And if you do, 10 to One you won't be alone. 199 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,395 Jack. 200 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,139 That's them! 201 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,467 Jack, will you calm Down? It's just my date. 202 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,491 I forgot he was still coming. 203 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,373 Oh! 204 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,509 - it's them. Hide! - janet: in the kitchen. 205 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,278 No, that's the first Place they'll look. 206 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,513 Everybody knows how much I like to cook. My bedroom! 207 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,750 No! No, no! That's the Second place they'll look. 208 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,485 - everybody knows how much you like to... - you're right. 209 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,276 Your bedroom! 210 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,596 Why did you slam the Door in our faces? 211 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:50,132 Well, you see, I wasn't Sure that I was decent. 212 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,191 So I took a quick Look, and I am. 213 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,095 Come in. 214 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,044 Has mr. Tripper come home yet? 215 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,045 Well, you know... 216 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,081 We have so many People living here 217 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,084 That there's just always Somebody coming in and going out. 218 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,075 Sometimes I don't even Know who I'm sleeping with. 219 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,028 What she meant to say was 220 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,231 That she shares her room With so many other girls. 221 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,066 You know? 222 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,168 What time do you Expect him back? 223 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,105 I'm telling you, We just don't know. 224 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,461 It could be days. 225 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,842 - weeks. - in that case, We'll come back. 226 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,378 You still have our card. 227 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,502 We'll see that jack gets It the minute you leave. 228 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,554 On second thought, we'll stay. 229 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,477 Well in that case, sit down. 230 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,916 Well! 231 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,218 - as long as we're Waiting, - janet: yeah? 232 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,943 - I'll get a little Information on each of you. - janet: oh. 233 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,413 Banning: your name is? 234 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,031 I have to make my bed. 235 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,569 She's very neat. 236 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,206 I'll get that. Excuse me. 237 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,863 That may be tripper. 238 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,900 I could... Okay. 239 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,982 - hello. - hi, chrissy? 240 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,472 Oh, no, no, I'm janet. Please come in. 241 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,460 - mr. Tripper? - oh, no, I'm walter nessle, From new york. 242 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,462 I have a date with chrissy. 243 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,964 Who are you? 244 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,599 The f.B.I. Can we see some id? 245 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,089 Oh, any time. 246 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,005 Okay. 247 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,463 I've met protective fathers, But isn't this a bit much? 248 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,547 Oh no, mr. Nessle. They're not here for that. 249 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,316 - come and sit down. - oh, okay. 250 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,918 They come around often? 251 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,853 Every now and again. 252 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,789 Well, you know how Security buildings are. 253 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,692 - oh, yeah. - I'll just hint to chrissy That she should hurry. 254 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:33,095 - okay, thank you. - chrissy, Your date's here! 255 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,759 - I'm sorry. - coming. 256 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,705 Oh, so you're chrissy. 257 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,163 No, silly, I am. 258 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,794 I tell you, chrissy, it's Gonna be a real pleasure 259 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,030 Taking you out. 260 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,588 Oh, you don't know how Happy I am to get out... Go out. 261 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,136 Doesn't chrissy look Pretty tonight, janet? 262 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,138 Huh? 263 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,176 Oh! Oh, yes. She's... She's... 264 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,311 Try stunning. 265 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,980 I'm stunned. 266 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,015 Come on, chrissy, Let's break out of here. 267 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,850 Just kidding, fellas. 268 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,887 - excuse me, chrissy. - not now, janet. Gotta run. 269 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,911 Pardon me, dear, but Your zipper is open. 270 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,515 Janet: no, in the back. 271 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,523 Allow me, sweetmeat. 272 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,940 Watch it, creep. I mean... 273 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,244 You darling devil, Give me my shawl back. 274 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,080 Excuse us, sir. 275 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,516 - both: yes. - jack: oh! 276 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,351 Walter, I think they want you. 277 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,086 Would you mind Waiting for a minute? 278 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,422 - no. - we'd like to ask the young Lady some questions. 279 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,525 Boys, shame on you. Walter saw me first, 280 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,296 - be good sports. - chrissy, these men Are the f.B.I. 281 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,465 Oh, how exciting, g-men. 282 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,622 No, f-men. 283 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,841 Do you know jack tripper? 284 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,445 Oh yes, jack tripper And I are very close. 285 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,113 What can you tell us about him? 286 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,171 Oh, nosy. 287 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,520 Just trying to Do our jobs, ma'am. 288 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,388 Well, all I can say is... 289 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,823 To know him is to love Him. Isn't that right, girls? 290 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,526 Yes. Yes, he's very lovable. 291 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,162 In spite of his looks. 292 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,965 - what else can you Tell us about him? - that's about it, 293 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,867 - come on, hershey, Let's trot. - nessle. 294 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,035 Whatever. 295 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,419 Bye, fellas, nice meeting you. 296 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,844 You know, this is very strange. 297 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,413 I've just met you 298 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,082 And already I feel so Comfortable with you. 299 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,585 Just like I'm one Of the boys, huh? 300 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,853 Oh no, you're all woman. 301 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,989 Oh boy, are you in For a surprise. I'm not... 302 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,226 I'm not the kind of girl Who kisses on the first date. 303 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,117 Fantastic, that means we can Get to the good stuff right away. 304 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,536 Does something seem Not quite right to you? 305 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,128 Yeah, there's definitely something Fishy about that nessle guy. 306 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,782 Oh no, they're following jack. 307 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,041 I don't blame them. He's pretty And he even knows how to cook. 308 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,389 Come on, chrissy. We'd Better go warn him. 309 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,991 Wait a minute. Isn't it against The law to follow the f.B.I.? 310 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,549 Oh, come on! 311 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,069 Another scotch, jim. 312 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,706 Aren't you having a little More than usual tonight, larry? 313 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,008 It's medicine to help Me get over lucille. 314 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,578 I can't believe she Walked out on me. 315 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,114 - yeah, but drinking... - she was one of a kind. 316 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,416 I worshipped her, jim. 317 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,585 Right from the start, I knew 318 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,987 She was the only girl In the world for me. 319 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,623 Whenever we were together 320 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,725 Nothing else mattered. 321 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,628 Oh god, the fun we had. 322 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:30,999 Walking, talking, laughing, 323 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,001 That's all gone now. 324 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,603 Aww. 325 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,395 - how long did you know her? - a couple of hours. 326 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,176 Now, walt... Walter, 327 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,978 Walter, can't we Go someplace else? 328 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,080 Yeah, sure, but I'm Thirsty. You know, 329 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,949 Like one firefly said to the Other, "Let's get a quick glow on." 330 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,080 Whoa! Ha. 331 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,336 You are my kind Of girl, chrissy. 332 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,538 Well, I'm not the kind Of girl you think I am. 333 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,512 Let's get something straight. 334 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,014 I am not a one-night- Stand type of guy. 335 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,350 - ooh. - right now, you and I Are at level one. 336 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,419 I mean, I'd like to spend A couple of weeks, 337 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,689 Even months getting to know a Girl before I try anything physical. 338 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,626 - that's level two. - it's such a shame you're Leaving in the morning. 339 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,728 I know. Think we can Get to level two by 6:00? 340 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,229 Oh, walt, baby, be patient. 341 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,865 You're gonna go right through The roof a lot sooner than that. 342 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,367 Oh, boy! 343 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,369 Listen, I gotta go to The little boys' room, 344 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,504 But when I come back, We'll have the whole evening 345 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,373 To make the earth move. 346 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,208 I hope you brought a big shovel. 347 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,899 Oh, I love it! I love it. 348 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,089 Hey now, you know... 349 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,358 You shouldn't hide All that beauty, 350 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,382 Sweet thing. 351 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,735 So gorgeous. 352 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,004 And so strong. 353 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,340 I never speak to Strangers in bars. 354 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,498 Then let's become friends. 355 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,914 That's my knee. 356 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,348 That's my hand. 357 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,739 This is my elbow. 358 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,794 Janet: hi! Hi! 359 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,495 We didn't expect To meet you here. 360 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,598 Listen, how about if uncle sam Picks up the tab for a change? 361 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,266 - buy us a drink. - well, wilbur, I... 362 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,268 - oh, just this once. - sailor. 363 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,870 Who will know? Come on. Sit down. 364 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,772 Here, this'll be so much fun. 365 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,644 Angel, don't you ever Leave me like that again. 366 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,480 My whole life passed In front of my eyes. 367 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,382 That's because you're swacked. The room's spinning, larry. 368 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,418 Don't you know who I am? 369 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,186 The answer to my prayers. 370 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:42,458 Come on, just try And focus, okay? 371 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,360 Does the name jack tripper Mean anything to you? 372 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,295 Jack tripper? 373 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,765 - come on. - of course. 374 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,433 You're jack's sister. 375 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,569 I should've noticed The resemblance. 376 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,559 Larry, you cluck, it's me, jack! 377 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,330 It is you. 378 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,880 Does this mean... Roper was right? 379 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,783 Just kidding. 380 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,786 Gosh, you're so cute. 381 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,155 Hey, tell me what it is that You do in your spare time. 382 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:17,225 You know, when you're not off Chasing down dangerous criminals 383 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,994 Or enemy agents. 384 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,864 I try to get away from the Violent world I'm part of. 385 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,890 I practice karate, I hunt, I Collect guns and swords. 386 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,605 So you see, larry, They're following me, 387 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,272 Man, you gotta help me. 388 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,675 - did you pierce your ears? - come on! 389 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,777 All right, what do You want me to do? 390 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,146 Just pretend I'm your Date, walk me out the door 391 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,815 And take me back To your apartment. 392 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,985 - and then what? - will you cut the clowning? 393 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,186 Just kidding. Okay, sweet pea, 394 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,823 - come on, it's time To go now. - oh, okay. 395 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,291 - come on, honey lamb. Upsy daisy. - here I come. 396 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:53,955 All right, pal, hold it. What do You think you're doing with my date? 397 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,698 - your what? - is he annoying you, Darling? 398 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,667 Darling? 399 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,670 I forgot to tell you, Larry, walter's my date. 400 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,072 Oh, I hope you two Will be very happy. 401 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,508 - don't leave me. - chrissy, what is this? 402 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,143 I've known you Less than two hours 403 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,546 And already you're Two-timing me with this quink? 404 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,148 - now, walter... - what did you call me, fatso? 405 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,783 Larry, sit down. 406 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,086 - a quink. - boys, boys, boys, Boys, boys! 407 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,355 Do you believe it? They're fighting over jack. 408 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,523 Yeah. 409 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,347 I wish I knew what Perfume he used. 410 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,463 - we'd better Check that out. - right. 411 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,365 Oh no, it's okay. I'm sure it's... 412 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,035 Don't ever call Me a quink, okay? 413 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,437 - okay, you're a schmurd. - a what? 414 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,606 - a schmurd. - jack: ooh! 415 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,742 Oh, hi. Hello, it's me again. 416 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,277 Men always fight over me. 417 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,480 It's the curse of being a Beautiful woman, I guess. 418 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:48,383 And brains, too. It's not All beauty, no it isn't beauty. 419 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:52,253 It's... Cone... Ha... Ha... Headache. 420 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,023 - you dropped your hat, miss. - oh, thank you. 421 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,247 - oh! - I'm clean, guys. 422 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,487 Hi, I'm jack tripper. How are you? 423 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,102 Look, let me tell you What happened, okay? 424 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,538 Mr. Tripper, I don't know why You're dressed up like that. 425 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,874 - I was hiding From you guys. - why? 426 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,576 We just wanted to ask you a Few questions about ben miller. 427 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,712 - questions? - yes. 428 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,014 He needs a security Clearance for a government job 429 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,798 And he gave us your name. 430 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,219 That's all? Really? 431 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,721 You mean, you don't want me? 432 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,256 no. 433 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,714 I wanted you. 434 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,522 Oh, how I wanted you. 435 00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,370 Mr. Nessle, I'm chrissy. 436 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,039 - huh? - the real chrissy, 437 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,575 The one you were Supposed to go out with. 438 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,777 - oh. - so, if you wanna Go out, 439 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,946 We could start Our date right now. 440 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,703 Oh, thank you. 441 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,184 But when you've met The girl of your dreams, 442 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,376 It spoils it for other women. 443 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,151 Eat your heart out, blondie. 444 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,713 So, that's about it. I hope That helped you guys. 445 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,182 Bye? Right, bye. 446 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,017 - jack: bye. - chrissy: bye. 447 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,120 Oh, what a relief. I'm Free, I'm free at last. 448 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,591 Let's get out of here. People are Starting to look at you very queerly. 449 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,593 Strangely, chrissy. Strangely. 450 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:40,161 We'll go as soon as I get Back from the bathroom, okay? 451 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,019 - okay, will you hurry? - yeah. 452 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,802 What am I gonna tell My boss tomorrow? 453 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,804 Oh, chrissy, just Tell her the truth. 454 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:51,506 Are you kidding? Even I don't believe it. 455 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,642 No, no ladies, it was a mistake! 456 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,933 - okay? - woman: you pervert! 457 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,843 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was video-taped 458 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,747 in front of a studio audience. 457 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,843 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was video-taped 458 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,747 in front of a studio audience. 69348

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