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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:03,328 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,766 -any kid who's ever been to junior high school 21 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:12,303 knows one great universal truth -- 22 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:15,874 image is everything. 23 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,575 -take it easy. 24 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,712 -who you are is pretty much a matter of who you appear to be. 25 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,114 and who you appear to be is pretty much a matter 26 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:25,182 of hard work and careful planning. 27 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,888 for most kids, anyway. 28 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:36,227 meet peter armbruster... 29 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,664 otherwise known as..."Pig." 30 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,966 -let's eat! 31 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,404 Hey, guys. 32 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,373 -hey, peter. -hey, peter. 33 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,409 -not that anyone ever called him "Pig" to his face. 34 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,677 still... 35 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,079 -oh, my god. 36 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,881 He's gonna go for all five! 37 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,283 -...As images go, it wasn't pretty. 38 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,787 -whoops! Ketchup! Excuse me. 39 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,121 -face it -- 40 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,924 in the looks-conscious world of 9th grade, 41 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:09,026 there was only one way to sum up a guy like peter. 42 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:11,896 -uh-oh. 43 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,665 -ugh! -ugh! 44 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,936 -he just didn't seem to care. 45 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:25,376 then again, moving from the ridiculous to the sublime... 46 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:26,744 [ choir vocalizing ] 47 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,547 ...Meet brad patterson and marci doran, 48 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:33,150 rfk's prince and princess of popularity. 49 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,188 they had it all -- 50 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,990 the looks, the moves, the clothes. 51 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:43,160 even their hair was popular. 52 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:46,531 not that we were impressed. 53 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,466 -gosh! 54 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:51,169 They are so cool. 55 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,270 Do you think they look like that When they wake up? 56 00:02:53,272 --> 00:02:55,973 -okay, so paul was impressed. 57 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:59,244 but not me -- not much. 58 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,578 Oh, come on. 59 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,613 What have they got That we don't have? 60 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,049 -well, he's the captain Of the football team. 61 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,584 Her dad owns a corporation. 62 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,986 And they're both running The yearbook this year. 63 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,890 And that's just For starters. You? 64 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,659 -paul, they're just people, Like you and me. 65 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,161 this was true -- they were... 66 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,430 kinda... 67 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:19,797 sorta. 68 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,032 I guess. 69 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:25,336 -and so, the creation Of two great nation-states -- 70 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,672 Germany, the epitome of power... 71 00:03:28,674 --> 00:03:31,976 And italy, Fountain of youth and romance. 72 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:36,213 -...Which I guess made me yugoslavia. 73 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,048 -psst! 74 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,485 Do me a favor. Pass this to marci, okay? 75 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,987 -sure. 76 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:46,257 that was me -- note-passer to the gods. 77 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,158 -mr. Arnold. 78 00:03:49,795 --> 00:03:52,764 -uh... 79 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,899 Could you repeat the question? 80 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,669 -I didn't ask one. 81 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,237 -oh. 82 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,541 -but you might read the contents Of that note you're holding. 83 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:07,211 -this? -mm-hmm. 84 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:10,347 -why don't you stand up and Share it with the rest of us? 85 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,818 -uh-oh. 86 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,594 hmm. 87 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,665 no help there. 88 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,668 no help there. 89 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,604 so I was left with a choice -- I could sink... 90 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,908 Uh... 91 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,776 "A dozen eggs... 92 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,346 "A carton of milk... 93 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,114 And american cheese." 94 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,148 [ laughter ] 95 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:51,522 -is that all? 96 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,690 -no, sir. 97 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,426 It also says... 98 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,795 "Pimento loaf." 99 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,631 [ laughter ] ...Or I could swim. 100 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,166 [ school bell rings ] 101 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:04,068 -class dismissed, mr. Arnold. 102 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,971 -guess you could say I swam... 103 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,840 swimmingly. 104 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,143 not that it meant all that much to me... 105 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,878 until that afternoon. 106 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,746 -hey, kev! 107 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,882 Hey, man, thanks for covering For us in history today. 108 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,617 -oh, it was nothing. 109 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,919 -listen, we're co-editors Of the yearbook. 110 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,555 -and we really want this to be 111 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,523 The best yearbook Rfk's ever seen -- 112 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,924 With candid photos 113 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,959 And funny quotes For all the 9th-graders. 114 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,428 Right, brad? 115 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,630 -anyways, we were thinking We could use someone like you 116 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,432 To help us out with the quotes. 117 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,534 -the quotes? 118 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,770 -yeah. You're a pretty funny guy. 119 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:42,073 I bet you'd be great. 120 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,743 -so. You want to? 121 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,178 -well... 122 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,346 Why not? 123 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,581 -super. 124 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,650 We're meeting tonight At my house. 125 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,486 Here's the address. 126 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,388 7:00. See ya. 127 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:01,959 -was that brad and marci? 128 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,094 -yep. 129 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,662 -talking to you? 130 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:05,864 -sure. 131 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,164 -why? 132 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,667 -they asked me to be On the yearbook staff, okay? 133 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:11,869 -you mean you're going To their house? 134 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,704 Unbelievable. 135 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,606 -what are you talking about? 136 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,276 -what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say? 137 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,577 What are you gonna wear? 138 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:23,248 -I probably won't even change. 139 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:30,154 I wore my best sweater. 140 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,557 -okay. Let's get started. 141 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,358 -sure. 142 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,260 that night, I found myself sitting 143 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:39,396 among the pantheon of the power elite... 144 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,699 not that I was nervous or anything. 145 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,670 not much, anyway. 146 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,572 -okay. First up, arthur aaron. 147 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,173 What do you think, kev? 148 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:53,811 -here it was -- my cue. 149 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,513 [ clock ticking ] Uh... 150 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,881 I needed something brilliant... 151 00:06:57,883 --> 00:06:59,183 Um... 152 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:03,287 ...Something ingenious... 153 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,556 something inspired. 154 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,657 Um... 155 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:12,296 Ummm... 156 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,334 15 minutes later... 157 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,137 I was still looking for inspiration. 158 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,905 [ buzzer ] 159 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,474 -you're not saying much Tonight, kevin. 160 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,643 -me? 161 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,345 Oh, well... 162 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:30,448 I'm, uh, just getting warmed up. 163 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,584 -sure, that's it. Give the guy a chance. 164 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,152 I think he's gonna have Something really funny 165 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,487 For this next one. 166 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,755 -you bet. 167 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,191 and suddenly, my entire reputation 168 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,760 was resting on the next name on that page, 169 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,096 the letters of which would spell out triumph... 170 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,131 or doom or... 171 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,566 -peter armbruster. 172 00:07:49,568 --> 00:07:52,503 What do you say, kev? 173 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,342 -there are moments in every great man's life 174 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,512 when fate brings him face-to-face with opportunity. 175 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:05,149 in my case, this would be that moment. 176 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,317 it hit me like a bolt of lightning. 177 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:09,053 [ thunder crashes ] 178 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,655 -let's eat! 179 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,824 -"Let's eat"? 180 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,599 -"Let's eat." 181 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,033 [ laughs ] 182 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:24,435 Man, that's hilarious! 183 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,871 [ laughter ] 184 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,406 -peter armbruster -- "Let's eat." 185 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:32,710 definitely funny. Attaway, kev. 186 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,012 -and so, with that one simple phrase, 187 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,914 my reputation soared. 188 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,716 my image was made. 189 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,518 I was in... 190 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,187 for that night, anyway. 191 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,591 the next day, though, in the cold light of dawn, 192 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,459 things didn't seem so great. 193 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:52,029 -what's with the threads? 194 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,431 -knock it off, paul. 195 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,301 -so, guess it went pretty well Last night, huh? 196 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:58,936 What'd you guys do? 197 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,239 -nothing. Just...Quotes. 198 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,474 -hey, guys! 199 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,508 -hi, peter. 200 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,810 -yow. The secret of my success, himself. 201 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,679 -you guys missed the show! 202 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,447 I was cracking up over there, 203 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:13,351 And I laughed so hard, Milk came out of my nose! 204 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:16,787 -gee, peter, that's...Great. 205 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,622 -well, see ya! 206 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,162 -what is he thinking? 207 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,666 I mean, If that poor guy only knew 208 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,101 What people said about him Behind his back. 209 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,337 -uh-huh. 210 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,340 or wrote about him in the yearbook. 211 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,742 -so, what'd you write about me? 212 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,411 -huh? -my quote. 213 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,580 Come up with something good For me? 214 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,083 -oh, paul, we only got Through the l's. 215 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,585 Besides, what's it matter? It's just a stupid quote. 216 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,386 -you're joking, right? 217 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:52,423 This is the way we're Gonna be remembered, kev... 218 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,758 Forever. 219 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,126 My parents are gonna be Reading those quotes. 220 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,794 -paul, enough! 221 00:09:57,796 --> 00:09:59,430 -and my grandchildren. 222 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,532 -it wasn't quite the message I wanted to hear. 223 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,267 -hi, guys. 224 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,603 [ laughter ] 225 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,340 -"Let's eat." 226 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,541 -you might as well Face up to it, kev. 227 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:14,244 You're writing history here. 228 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:17,114 -which, as it turned out... 229 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,684 was exactly what I was afraid of. 230 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:31,095 [ whistle blows ] 231 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,864 adolescent guilt is an interesting thing. 232 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:37,467 no matter how hard you try to avoid it, somehow... 233 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:40,705 -hey, kev. You want to spot for me? 234 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,073 -...You can't. 235 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,675 Well...Actually, peter... 236 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:50,047 I called upon the now-legendary arnold wit to bail me out. 237 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,417 ...Sure. -great! 238 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,118 You want to go first? 239 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,754 -no. You can go ahead. 240 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,556 okay, so I'd spot for the guy. 241 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,592 what's the worst that could happen? 242 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,694 -[ grunts ] 243 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:07,398 Oh, man, I'm not very good at this. 244 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,234 -you're doing fine, peter. 245 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,669 -[ grunts ] 246 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,305 I don't know. 247 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,707 I guess there are things I'm worse at... 248 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,842 Like dodgeball. 249 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:23,147 That was a joke. 250 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:27,051 You know, me...Dodgeball? Get it? 251 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,086 -oh. 252 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,454 Sure. 253 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,325 -[ grunts ] 254 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,060 Ugh! 255 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,395 So, how many's that? 256 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,131 -uh...One, I think. 257 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,967 -ugh! 258 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,202 Geez, 24 to go. 259 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,873 We won't even get to your turn. 260 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:54,044 You know, my dad says I should get more exercise. 261 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,246 And my mom -- well, she -- 262 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:59,350 -look, peter, this will go a lot Faster if you don't talk, okay? 263 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,686 -whatever you say, kev. 264 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,088 -but the worst had happened. 265 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,190 right before my very eyes, 266 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,592 peter armbruster was turning into... 267 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,727 a person. 268 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,263 [ whistle blows ] 269 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,664 -[ grunts ] 270 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,800 -believe it or not, guys, That's it. 271 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,235 We're done. 272 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,937 -congratulations all around. 273 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,438 -all right. Good job. 274 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,340 -by the next night, histories had been written, 275 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,276 fortunes assured, 276 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,246 reputations etched in stone. 277 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,547 there was just one little problem. 278 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,384 Uh, can I, uh -- 279 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,754 Can I say something? 280 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,023 -sure. 281 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,325 -well, uh... [ clears throat ] 282 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,493 I was thinking... 283 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:47,131 About that quote For peter armbruster? 284 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:47,865 -pig? [ chuckles ] 285 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,399 Hey, hey, "Let's eat." 286 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:50,835 [ laughter ] 287 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,169 -yeah. 288 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,439 Well, uh...I was thinking... 289 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,709 You know, Maybe we should change it. 290 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,479 after all, these were reasonable folks. 291 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,580 they'd see the wisdom in that. 292 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:04,982 -change it to what? 293 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,252 -yeah. "Let's eat" is perfect. 294 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:12,256 -wait a minute, jules. Let's hear him out. 295 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,658 Maybe kevin's got something Even funnier. 296 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,895 -well, actually, I was just trying... 297 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:22,633 but, suddenly, I could feel my image barometer dropping. 298 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,906 so, once again... 299 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:32,510 I took the coward's way out. 300 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,244 "Oink, oink"? 301 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:38,515 [ laughter ] 302 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,351 -"Oink, oink," it is. 303 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,751 -great. 304 00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:45,022 -that's perfect! 305 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:48,425 -that night, I was visited by a horrible dream. 306 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,600 [ crickets chirping ] 307 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,839 Door, please. 308 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,114 [ woman crying ] 309 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,284 -there, there, Mother armbruster. 310 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:19,690 There, there. 311 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,210 We had such high hopes for him. 312 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,416 -he died of a broken heart. 313 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,252 -I can't thank you enough For coming. 314 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,787 -we were afraid he had No friends at all. 315 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:54,425 -after that...Yearbook thing. 316 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,252 [ wolf howls in distance ] 317 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,490 [ rumbling ] 318 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,759 -aah! 319 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,060 [ screaming ] 320 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,837 [ breathing heavily ] 321 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:44,307 I couldn't carry the weight of my transgression anymore. 322 00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:45,409 -yeah. All right. 323 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,577 -hey, guys. 324 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,212 -hi. 325 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,514 -I was thinking... About the yearbook? 326 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,883 -what about it? 327 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,253 -well...A-about the quotes. 328 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,855 The peter armbruster quote -- 329 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,024 I think we should change it. 330 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:04,228 It just wouldn't be right. 331 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,197 there. felt better already. 332 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,299 these guys would understand. 333 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,835 -but it's funny. Right, brad? 334 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,236 -yeah, definitely. 335 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,637 -well...Yeah, Sure, it is, but -- 336 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,771 -listen, kev... 337 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,207 We'd like to help, 338 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,110 But, unfortunately, It's out of our hands. 339 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,811 -huh? 340 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,613 -we sent the proofs to print This morning. 341 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,749 -print? 342 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,819 Well, there's got to be Something we can do. 343 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,422 Maybe we should go to diperna. 344 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,357 I mean, He's the yearbook adviser, 345 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,159 And he's gonna find out Sooner or later. 346 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,630 -you know... I think he's probably right. 347 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:44,034 -yeah. I think he's right, too. 348 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,936 -you do? 349 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,138 -when you're right, You're right. 350 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,442 -tell you what -- We'll take care of it. 351 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,644 Don't worry about a thing. 352 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,513 -thanks, guys! 353 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,115 [ school bell rings ] 354 00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,817 and with that, 355 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,718 my faith in humanity had been restored. 356 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,521 -mr. Arnold, Can I speak to you, please? 357 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,390 -sure. 358 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,359 well, well, what was this? 359 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,861 a personal summons from the vice principal. 360 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,398 -take a seat, mr. Arnold. 361 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,666 -hey, he probably just wanted to thank me 362 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,903 for my small role in this whole matter, 363 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,305 applaud my good judgment. 364 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,840 -did you honestly think 365 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,042 You were gonna get away With this prank? 366 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,745 -prank? 367 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,514 -"Oink, oink." 368 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,351 -uh... 369 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,720 -did you honestly think That was funny? 370 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,856 -well...No! 371 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:43,294 I mean...I guess you kind of Had to be there. 372 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,628 But that's why I told -- 373 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,497 -luckily, Not all your fellow students 374 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,066 Share your brand of humor, Arnold. 375 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,502 -wait a minute. what was this guy saying? 376 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,304 -some of the more Conscientious members 377 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,373 Of the yearbook editorial staff 378 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,709 Told me you were trying To sneak this quote in. 379 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,512 -brad and marci said that? 380 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,913 -it's not important who said it. 381 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,515 The important thing is that you Didn't get away with it. 382 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,285 [ school bell rings ] 383 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,121 My only question now is... 384 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,057 What length detention You deserve. 385 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,565 Well, what do you have to say For yourself? 386 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,002 -well... 387 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:28,405 I... 388 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,141 but there was really only one thing to say. 389 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,477 I'm sorry. 390 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:38,015 I was confused, to put it mildly. 391 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,349 Hey! -hi. 392 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,584 -kev-man, what's up? 393 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,318 -well, it's just, you guys... 394 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,954 but wait a second. 395 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,122 maybe there was an explanation for all this -- 396 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:49,026 a perfectly logical explanation. 397 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,561 -what is it, kev? 398 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,664 -well, nothing. It's just... 399 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,433 Well, I was just talking To diperna, 400 00:18:56,435 --> 00:19:00,070 And, uh...He kind of blew His top about the quote. 401 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,872 You know? 402 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,342 But I guess it's no big deal. 403 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,609 -yeah, no biggie. 404 00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,945 -yeah. Don't give it A second thought. 405 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,181 -well...Sure. 406 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,416 Except he gave me A week's detention. 407 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,485 -ah. Sorry about that. 408 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,621 -that's too bad, kevin. 409 00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:23,927 -so...When's the next meeting? 410 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,762 -well, actually, kev-man, 411 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,364 Uh, you know, we thought We'd take it from here. 412 00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:31,535 -what? What are you talking about? 413 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,437 -well, the quotes are done. 414 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,306 -you were a big help, though. Right, brad? 415 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,676 -oh, yeah! You're a pretty funny guy. 416 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,513 -wait a minute! 417 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,083 I just took the rap in there, 418 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,151 And all you can say Is I'm a pretty funny guy? 419 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,386 -well, what do you Want us to say? 420 00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:53,524 -well, how about "Thanks a lot"? Is that too much to ask? 421 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:57,828 -kevin... Think about how you look. 422 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,531 -and that's when I realized these guys were untouchable... 423 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,999 like teflon. 424 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,702 -see you in history tomorrow. 425 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,072 -and there you had it -- 426 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:12,309 the final chapter in my short and not-so-sweet membership 427 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,179 in the upper crust of junior-high society. 428 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,585 -hey, kev. 429 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,987 You're blocking The water fountain. 430 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,956 -sorry. 431 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:30,460 in a way, I was kind of glad to see the guy. 432 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,862 I could take solace 433 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,497 in at least having done right by my fellow man. 434 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,599 peter armbruster probably never knew 435 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,969 the potential embarrassment that awaited him. 436 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,105 -something hanging from my nose? 437 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,307 Then what? 438 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,044 -well... 439 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,780 I could have told him what I'd done, 440 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:54,217 how I'd saved his reputation, his future. 441 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,886 [ chuckles ] 442 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,855 Nothing, peter. 443 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,559 after all, 444 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,195 there was no reason the guy ever had to know. 445 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,631 better to leave him with his illusions. 446 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,867 -hey, kevin. 447 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,702 Call me "Pig." 448 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,239 Everybody else does. 449 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,573 [ chuckles ] 450 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,778 [ randy newman's "I'm different" Plays ] 451 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:29,553 -in junior high school, image is everything -- 452 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,688 a dance with masks... 453 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,690 a fight to fit in. 454 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:38,428 maybe it's a struggle that lasts a lifetime... 455 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,431 for most of us, anyway. 456 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:46,436 -♪ I ain't sayin' I'm better than you are ♪ 457 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:50,306 ♪ but maybe I am ♪ 458 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:54,077 ♪ I only know that when I look in the mirror ♪ 459 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,679 ♪ I like the man ♪ 460 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,815 -♪ we like the man ♪ 461 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:02,218 ♪ he's different, And he don't care who knows it ♪ 462 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:06,556 ♪ somethin' about him Not the same ♪ 463 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:10,326 ♪ he's different, That's how it goes ♪ 464 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:14,464 ♪ he's not gonna play Your gosh-darn game ♪ 465 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:18,602 -♪ I'm different And don't care who knows it ♪ 466 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:23,072 ♪ somethin' about me Not the same ♪ 467 00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,541 ♪ I'm different ♪ 32959

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