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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,304 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:11,276 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,333 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,601 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,909 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,645 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,746 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,483 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,685 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,293 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,797 [ leroy anderson's "The syncopated clock" plays ] 21 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,700 -over the course of the average lifetime, 22 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,469 you meet a lot of people. 23 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:14,072 some of them stick with you through thick and thin. 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,841 some weave their way through your life 25 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,478 and disappear forever. 26 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,514 but once in a while, someone comes along 27 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,283 who earns a permanent place in your heart. 28 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,420 someone like, say... 29 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,089 -hi, kevin. 30 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,661 -...Miss hasenfuss, my dental hygienist. 31 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,430 -hi, miss hasenfuss! 32 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,164 -I'm ready for you now. 33 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:48,206 -actually, she was more than just my dental hygienist. 34 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,141 -so, have we been brushing? 35 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,177 -you bet. Every day. 36 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,844 -let's take a look. 37 00:01:53,846 --> 00:01:56,013 -our relationship went beyond 38 00:01:56,015 --> 00:02:00,185 lower incisors and upper bicuspids and dental floss. 39 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,055 she was someone I could really talk to. 40 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,391 -[ muffled ] So, how are you doing? 41 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:09,594 -oh, busy. You? 42 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:12,063 -well...You know. 43 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,298 -open. 44 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:17,235 -she smelled like ivory soap and herbal shampoo, 45 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,203 and knew all the right things to say 46 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:22,373 to make a man feel like... a man. 47 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,641 -spit. 48 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,313 -and even though we only met twice a year, 49 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,082 it was pretty clear we had something... 50 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,518 special. 51 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,488 -last one. Say "Che-e-e-se!" 52 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,223 -[ muffled ] che-e-e-se. 53 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,925 [ mechanical whirring ] 54 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,294 -here, we'll let the doctor Take a look at these. 55 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,497 But I'm sure They'll be perfect. 56 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,699 As usual. [ chuckles ] 57 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,969 -but it wasn't until the x-rays were over 58 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,637 and the big lead bib came off 59 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,073 that our relationship really came alive. 60 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,474 -so, how's school going? 61 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:59,110 -oh, great! I graduate Ninth grade this year. 62 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,013 -really? That's Quite an accomplishment. 63 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,349 -well, you know... 64 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,618 -we shared things, man to woman... 65 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,853 woman to man. 66 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:13,358 -you know...I've never really Told anybody this before... 67 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,725 But... 68 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,595 Promise you won't laugh? 69 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,497 -uh, no. 70 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,700 I-I mean, yes. I promise. 71 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,370 -I've always thought I'd like To go back to school some day. 72 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:27,571 -really? 73 00:03:27,573 --> 00:03:29,274 -I think so. 74 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,276 There's only so far in life You can go cleaning teeth, 75 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:32,477 You know what I mean? 76 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,713 -oh! Oh, of course. 77 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,382 -but I'd never have the courage. 78 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,250 All those tests. 79 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,118 Tests scare me. 80 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,521 -god, was she cute! 81 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:46,190 -well, you know, Tests really aren't so bad. 82 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,626 I mean, I've taken A bunch of tests. 83 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,194 I bet you'll do fine. 84 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,229 -hmm. You really think so? 85 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,199 -oh, absolutely. No question about it. 86 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:57,535 -thanks for the vote Of confidence. 87 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:00,905 But I think I'm just not A very courageous person. 88 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,873 Not like you. 89 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,642 -[ gulps ] 90 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:08,613 -and there you had it. total mutual admiration. 91 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:12,217 I admired her for her, uh... 92 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,252 -I saved you the blue one. 93 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,153 -...Toothbrushes... 94 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:17,655 -thanks. 95 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:21,525 -and she admired me for my courage. 96 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,495 -what's the matter? You chicken? 97 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,063 [ farting sound ] 98 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,933 -...Courage in ninth grade being a relative thing. 99 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,469 -no, I'm not chicken. I'm just not crazy. 100 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,138 -he's chicken. [ both cluck mockingly ] 101 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,408 -come on, guys. Knock it off, will you? 102 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,344 -look, all he has to do Is slip this thing 103 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,346 Onto mr. Gardenia's chair In study hall. 104 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,813 It'll be a riot! 105 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,749 -yeah, well, maybe I don't think it's so funny. 106 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,952 [ both cluck mockingly ] 107 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,454 -you guys, leave him alone. 108 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,556 If he doesn't want to do it, He doesn't want to do it. 109 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,826 -yeah. -okay, then. you do it. 110 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:58,029 -well, why don't you do it? It's your idea. 111 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,731 [ both cluck mockingly ] 112 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:05,069 -at 14, true heroism has less to do with actual logic 113 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,238 and more to do with pure stupidity. 114 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,340 -okay. I'll do it. 115 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,509 But you guys have to do it Next time. 116 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,677 -yes! Yes! -all right! 117 00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:16,381 -yes! -you guys are Completely idiotic. 118 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,948 -maybe so. 119 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,919 but I wasn't the kind of guy to shrink from a challenge. 120 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,286 I was a man of action. 121 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,455 -hey, butthead. 122 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,290 -a man with a brother. 123 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,326 -hasenfuss called. 124 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,195 -a man who got phone calls from his dental hygienist. 125 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,564 -she did? What'd she say? 126 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,199 -what do I look like, Your secretary? 127 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,401 She said she wanted to see you This afternoon. 128 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,270 -now, since I wasn't due for a checkup 129 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,605 for another six months, 130 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,674 this could only mean one thing. 131 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,843 [ farting noise ] 132 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,377 [ laughter ] 133 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,714 it had to be personal. 134 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,484 -boy, you got here fast. 135 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,086 -oh. I was just In the neighborhood. 136 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:57,755 [ panting ] 137 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:02,026 Did you...Want me? 138 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,231 -kevin...I have Something to tell you, 139 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,867 And I'm not quite sure How you're gonna take it. 140 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,301 -maybe not. 141 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,872 but standing there, the possibilities seemed endless. 142 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,206 -what is it? 143 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:20,345 -you have a cavity. 144 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,650 You're gonna have to see Dr. Tucker. 145 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,618 [ mechanical whirring ] 146 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,353 [ hinge creaks ] 147 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:32,857 -okay. Let's have a look-see. 148 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,692 Open. 149 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,563 Pick. 150 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,864 [ metal scrapes ] 151 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:42,600 Thank you. 152 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:43,835 Wider. 153 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:51,475 [ gasps ] Hasenfuss, look at this. 154 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,213 Just as I thought. Cavity. 155 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,216 Lower second bicuspid. 156 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,886 Big sucker. 157 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,154 -now, a word of explanation here. 158 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:06,457 I'd never had a cavity before. 159 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:10,494 still, under miss hasenfuss' watchful eye, I figured, 160 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,897 how bad could it be? 161 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:19,203 [ electricity crackles ] -aaah! 162 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,572 Aah! 163 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:22,973 -oh. 164 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:25,109 Is that sensitive? 165 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,779 -yeah. 166 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:29,980 -good. 167 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,584 -kevin, are you all right? 168 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,886 -[ panting ] -of course I wasn't. 169 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,423 but then, I did have an image to maintain here. 170 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:42,226 -fine. It was...Fine. 171 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,062 I-it was -- it was just a -- 172 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,763 A charley horse. 173 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,065 In my leg. 174 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:52,637 -well, you sure were brave. A lot braver than me. 175 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,606 That cavity Looked pretty serious. 176 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,009 I probably would have jumped Out of my skin. 177 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,844 -nah, it was nothing. 178 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,313 -after all, that smile was reward enough 179 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,115 for a few moments of agony. 180 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,517 especially now that it was all over. 181 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,887 -make an appointment On your way out. 182 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,723 -an appointment? 183 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:16,627 -well, that sucker's Not getting any smaller. 184 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,729 We're gonna have To drill it and fill it. 185 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,966 [ chuckles ] Book him, hasenfuss. Next! 186 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:26,304 -was this guy joking? no way I was coming back. 187 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,205 -how's wednesday sound? 188 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,510 -fine. 189 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,813 -a cavity? Oh, honey, that's too bad. 190 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,681 -she didn't know the half of it. 191 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,818 -well, I suppose that's why We have dentists, don't we? 192 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:44,088 I'm sure dr. Tucker Will take good care of you. 193 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,857 -thanks, mom. 194 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,260 -but it wasn't dr. Tucker I was worried about. 195 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,562 it was looking like a craven coward 196 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,297 in front of miss hasenfuss. 197 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,465 -[ belches ] 198 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,600 -it was time to seek help -- 199 00:08:56,602 --> 00:09:00,004 from the grand poobah of tooth decay himself. 200 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,975 -wayne...You go to dr. Tucker A lot, don't you? 201 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,310 -none of your business. 202 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,445 -well, when you do, 203 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:13,117 And he, you know, Fills a cavity... 204 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,586 Does it hurt much? 205 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,389 -nah. 206 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,958 He gives you novocaine. 207 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,428 -of course! Novocaine! 208 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,162 -and that works? 209 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:28,299 -sure. You don't feel a thing. 210 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,536 Once you get past that needle. [ shudders ] 211 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,340 -what needle? 212 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,510 -the big one. 'bout the size Of a telephone pole. 213 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,382 See, he jams the thing Right into your gums! 214 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:48,118 Then all you hear are sounds. 215 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,853 Crunch! Crack! 216 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,089 Zzzz! Zzzz! Zzzz! 217 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,025 Then you feel tooth fragments Flying everywhere! 218 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:58,362 Oh, and then there's That unbelievable smell. 219 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:01,532 Got to be sure You don't gag or something. 220 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,768 And other than that... 221 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,004 ...It's a piece of cake. 222 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,874 -that guy. What a kidder. 223 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,277 -are we ready? 224 00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,147 -I think so. 225 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,763 [ chainsaw revs ] 226 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,433 -open wide! 227 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,069 [ laughs evilly ] 228 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,771 [ chainsaw revs ] 229 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,272 This may... 230 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:43,641 Sting a little. 231 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,342 [ laughs evilly ] 232 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,611 -help! Help me! 233 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,750 Uh-oh! 234 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,818 -oh! Is that sensitive? 235 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,020 [ laughs evilly ] 236 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:59,290 -miss hasenfuss! 237 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:03,627 -♪ actin' funny But I don't know why ♪ 238 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:06,530 -and I thought You were a man of courage. 239 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:09,734 -♪ 'scuse me While I kiss the sky ♪ 240 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,535 -[ sighs ] 241 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:14,304 -[ panting ] 242 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,941 [ crickets chirping ] 243 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,711 -fortunately, by the next day, 244 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,614 I'd pretty much managed to calm my fears. 245 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,216 -[ panting ] 246 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,619 -hi, kevin. You ready? 247 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,923 -uh...I think so. 248 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,625 -sure. Nothing to worry about here. 249 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,094 just a simple, little filling. 250 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,829 -miss hasenfuss... 251 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,731 -something wrong? 252 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,666 -no. 253 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:43,935 It's just... 254 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,070 -who was I kidding? 255 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,906 I had to tell her -- tell her I was scared. 256 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,874 maybe she'd respect me for my honesty. 257 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,343 -it's just... 258 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,314 ...There was this fire. 259 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,249 -fire? 260 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,283 -yeah. 261 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,585 Yeah, at my house, So I got to go. 262 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,754 -oh. I-I hope nobody was hurt. 263 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:08,126 -no! No, nobody was hurt. I just have to go now. 264 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,594 Right now. 265 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:13,630 [ siren wails ] -there. Grace under pressure. 266 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,670 [ man screams in distance ] 267 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,506 -do you suppose that was squasnick? 268 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,541 -I don't know. 269 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:27,077 I don't know what to think. 270 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,814 -the night of the great dentist-office bailout, 271 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,482 I faced a sobering truth. 272 00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:35,019 -you scared, kid? 273 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,889 -I wonder if we can take it. 274 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,891 all the way, I mean. 275 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,426 -I had fled in the face of battle, 276 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,394 in front of miss hasenfuss. 277 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,298 I was...A coward. 278 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,233 -it's the fear of being afraid 279 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,836 that frightens me more than anything else. 280 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,271 -just remember what the old man told you. 281 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,243 -I was unworthy of my proud lineage. 282 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,610 -dad? 283 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,212 -hmm? 284 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,416 -you were in combat, right? 285 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,754 -sure. I was in combat. 286 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,259 -were you scared? 287 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:20,698 -well...I don't know If I'd call it scared. 288 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,133 We had a job to do, And we did it. 289 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,070 -fear has nothing to do with cowardice. 290 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,471 a fellow is only yellow 291 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,907 when he lets his fear make him quit. 292 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,608 -you know, when you're Out there in the trenches 293 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,277 And the smoke Is stinging your nose, 294 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:38,449 And the bullets are zipping Past your head like flies... 295 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,285 You don't have time To be scared. 296 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,087 -and that's when it hit me. 297 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:48,125 if my father was that brave, then maybe I had it in me, too, 298 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,462 somewhere down deep. 299 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:55,299 -there's only one thing that Ever scared the pants off me. 300 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,401 -what's that? 301 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,403 -the dentist. 302 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,438 [ bomb whistling ] 303 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,040 [ explosion ] 304 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:07,011 -I was left with one option -- hide among women who shop. 305 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,113 -honey, is something wrong? 306 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,114 -no. No. 307 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,416 -oh, it's your tooth, isn't it? 308 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,286 -no. I-I-it's nothing, really. 309 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,821 -now, how long did you say It would take dr. Tucker 310 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,724 To recover From that ski accident? 311 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,893 -oh, what tangled webs we weave. 312 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,028 -mom, I got to go get some... 313 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,497 -butter. -...Butter. 314 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,532 -price check 315 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,867 On a 5-pound bag of dog food, Please. 316 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,635 -face it. I was a man on the run. 317 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,305 running from fear, humiliation. 318 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,406 running from... 319 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,841 -kevin! Hi! 320 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,409 -...Hasenfuss. 321 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,311 -uh... 322 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,914 -jennifer! Hi! 323 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,885 -mrs. Arnold. Hello. 324 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,087 -oh, my gosh, here they came -- 325 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,622 the woman I'd lied to 326 00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:54,325 and...The woman I'd lied to. 327 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,726 [ train whistle blows ] 328 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,127 the rock and the hard place. 329 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,562 -how've you been? 330 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,863 -fine. You? 331 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:03,000 -good. Look at all those books! 332 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,872 -yeah, I've been Kind of reading up on things. 333 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,174 I've been thinking about Taking some classes, but... 334 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,175 I'm not sure, 335 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,745 Even though Kevin tells me I should. 336 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,846 Right, kevin? -oh. 337 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,481 -[ chuckles ] 338 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,751 -but I'm afraid I'm just not as brave as he is. 339 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,352 -ouch. 340 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,820 -anyway, I can't stop to chat. 341 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,056 I have to be getting back To the office. 342 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,224 -uh-oh. 343 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,492 -dr. Tucker's office? 344 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,829 -I was trapped, like a rat in a ski accident. 345 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,731 -but I thought -- -mom? 346 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:37,200 -it was time for some subtle creative thinking. 347 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,503 -uh, you know, she's Got to get back to the office. 348 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,905 And...You know, there's gonna be Traffic getting home. 349 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,575 And have you seen the lines At those checkout counters? 350 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,712 -oh. Well, I guess We really should go. 351 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,014 -I'm sure we'll bump Into each other again. 352 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,950 -phew. I was out of there. free and clear. 353 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:57,988 -oh, and kevin, don't forget To reschedule your appointment. 354 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,692 And I'm so sorry About the fire. 355 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,630 -a fire? 356 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,733 [ alarm blaring, Alarm bells ringing ] 357 00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:16,406 -so much for the best-laid plans of mice and men, 358 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,975 particularly mice with mothers. 359 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,213 there was no putting this off. 360 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:27,017 it was act now or face the chair. 361 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:29,053 -[ humming ] 362 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,991 -dr. Tucker? 363 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,564 I'm kevin arnold... 364 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,266 Your patient? 365 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,034 -is this an emergency? 366 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,371 -well, kind of. 367 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,507 See, I need to make An appointment. 368 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,910 -well, speak to hasenfuss. She keeps the books. 369 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:56,079 -well, that's Kind of the problem. 370 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,617 You see, I was wondering 371 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,353 If someone else could assist With the filling. 372 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,021 -what's wrong with hasenfuss? 373 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:08,492 -well, nothing. Nothing at all. She's great. 374 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,660 I-it's just... 375 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,831 I'd just...Rather have Someone else, that's all. 376 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:17,100 -well. She's off tuesdays. 377 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,503 Why don't you come by About 4:00? 378 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,837 -thanks. 379 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,607 -you're the customer. [ chuckles ] 380 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,710 -and it was done. I'd been spared. 381 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,911 -dr. Tucker? 382 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,281 You won't tell her, Will you? 383 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,550 That I didn't want Her there? 384 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,124 -doctor, I-I forgot to remind you 385 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,427 You have a 9:00 Tomorrow morning. 386 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,074 I have to be Getting back to work. 387 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,452 -the next few days, 388 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,655 I guess you could say I was kind of off my game. 389 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,125 maybe it was my tooth. 390 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,694 maybe it was something else. 391 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,100 all I knew was... 392 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,535 [ door opens ] 393 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,003 -kevin arnold? 394 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,405 -here. 395 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,975 -...Oral hygiene was never gonna be the same again. 396 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,377 -I'm ready for you now. 397 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,783 -the thing is, even though I knew 398 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,052 miss hasenfuss wouldn't be around, 399 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:46,156 I could almost see her there, 400 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:50,694 in that room where we'd shared our hopes and dreams. 401 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,530 -kevin. Hi. 402 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,665 -you're here? 403 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,901 -did you come for your filling? 404 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,403 -yeah. 405 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,174 -good. You should Get that taken care of. 406 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,045 -listen...Miss hasenfuss. 407 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,880 -I took your advice. 408 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,816 Um, I'm leaving. 409 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,951 -what? 410 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,155 -my god. She was taking this harder than I'd thought. 411 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,390 -why? 412 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,191 -I'm going back to school Full time, 413 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,160 To become a dentist. [ chuckles ] 414 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,429 I think, maybe, for children. 415 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,298 I mean, now's as good a time As any, right? 416 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,200 [ chuckles ] oops. 417 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,409 I guess I'm kind of nervous. 418 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,318 I'm sure you'll do just fine. 419 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,487 -yeah. 420 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,126 -hey. 421 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,262 I'll take all my kids to you. 422 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,564 -[ chuckles ] promise? 423 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,200 -and at that moment, 424 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,438 I learned a little something about fear and courage. 425 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,341 if this woman was brave enough to take life by the horns... 426 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,176 maybe I could too. 427 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,778 -miss hasenfuss? 428 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:20,984 I, uh -- I have this filling. 429 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,453 Would you assist? 430 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,324 [ leroy anderson's "The syncopated clock" plays ] 431 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,631 -in the end, that appointment wasn't any big deal after all. 432 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:38,335 in fact, it was kind of a nice way to say farewell. 433 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,854 and sure, maybe it was the novocaine 434 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:01,891 coursing through my 98-pound body, but I could swear 435 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:05,895 miss hasenfuss had a tear in her eye. 436 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,465 and when it was all over, 437 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:11,568 there was nothing left to say but... 438 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,270 -don't forget to brush. 439 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,540 -[ slurred ] you, too. 440 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,987 -I never saw miss hasenfuss again after that day. 441 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:33,123 but I like to think that filling meant as much to her 442 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,258 as it did to me. 443 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,734 it's funny, but even now, 444 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,671 whenever I pass a professional building, 445 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,841 I can't help but look for her name... 446 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,809 and remember. 447 00:21:56,748 --> 00:22:01,518 good night, miss hasenfuss... wherever you are. 32492

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