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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 -♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,093 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,000 -you start out life with a clean slate, 21 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,536 then you begin to make your mark. 22 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:17,642 you face decisions, make choices. 23 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:21,179 you keep moving forward. 24 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,748 but sooner or later, there comes a time 25 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,218 when you look back over where you've been... 26 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:31,189 and wonder who you really are. 27 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,457 -wow! 28 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,326 -you like it? 29 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,793 -I love it! 30 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:36,995 -honest? 31 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,130 -winnie cooper and I knew who we were. 32 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:42,634 a couple -- together, forever. 33 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,402 -look on the back. 34 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,338 -"Love, winnie." 35 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,807 in a world full of twists and turns, 36 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,008 we'd found our way. 37 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,243 -happy anniversary! 38 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,713 -oh, thanks. 39 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:58,116 What anniversary? 40 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,652 -it is a year ago tonight that You wanted to ask me out, 41 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,286 But you didn't. 42 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,257 You don't remember? 43 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,460 -w-well... 44 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,530 of course, we had our occasional misunderstandings. 45 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,898 still... 46 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,033 Uh, sure I do! 47 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,469 It's just... 48 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,639 I thought that was, Uh, tomorrow night. 49 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,274 -no, tomorrow night Is the anniversary 50 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,310 When you told paul You really liked me. 51 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:30,148 -oh, right. I always Get those two mixed up. 52 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,485 somehow, we always managed to work things out. 53 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,187 Tell you what -- We should celebrate. 54 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:39,090 How 'bout the movies, Tomorrow night? 55 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,292 -great! 56 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,326 -yep, we were solid, 57 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,461 and nothing could come between us -- 58 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,164 not time, not distance... 59 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,566 not even raw temptation. 60 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,966 [ school bell rings ] 61 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:52,837 madeline adams. 62 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,007 on the first day of school, she kissed me -- 63 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,310 unexpectedly and without provocation -- 64 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,911 full on the lips. 65 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,580 not that it bothered me, exactly. 66 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,283 still, I'd made a point to keep my distance. 67 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,319 in fact, I hadn't said a word to her since. 68 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,521 -hi, kevin. 69 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,557 -uh... 70 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:14,926 D-- 71 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,795 at least, not an intelligible word. 72 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,430 [ school bell rings ] 73 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,567 -asseyez-vous, s'il vous plaît! 74 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,038 bonjour, la classe! 75 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,807 -bonjour, madame! 76 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:33,711 -class, today, we're going to be Starting a new unit in french -- 77 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,413 la cuisine. 78 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,617 Cooking! [ class grumbling ] 79 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,485 Now, for your homework, 80 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,354 You and a partner will prepare 81 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,823 An authentic french dish At home, 82 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:50,161 Then you'll bring it in here And tell us how you made it... 83 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,229 en français! 84 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,632 Huh? c'est bien? 85 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,569 -say this for the teachers at r.F.K. -- 86 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,304 they never ran out of bad ideas. 87 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,606 -now, to keep it fair, 88 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,875 I've put all your names Into this mixing bowl, huh? 89 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:10,281 We will be choosing our partners simplement au hasard. 90 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,816 Marcia? 91 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,252 -great. Homework wasn't bad enough. 92 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,186 -harold gartner. 93 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,622 -cooking wasn't bad enough. 94 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,623 on top of it all, 95 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,992 we were being forced to put ourselves 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,694 entirely in the hands of... 97 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,996 -kevin arnold! 98 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,200 ...Imminent disaster. 99 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,669 -you dog! 100 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,604 She picked your name? 101 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,207 I don't believe it. 102 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,476 He gets all the luck. 103 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,377 -come on. It's just A homework assignment. 104 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:43,848 What's the big deal? 105 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,516 -are you kidding? 106 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:49,320 He's gonna be in her house, after dark? 107 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,789 anything can happen. 108 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,890 -which, as it happened, 109 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:54,325 was exactly what I was afraid of. 110 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,493 Knock it off, will ya? 111 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,461 -look, mitchell, For your information, 112 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,762 Kevin has a girlfriend. 113 00:04:58,764 --> 00:05:00,064 He's practically married. 114 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,632 -yeah, right. 115 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:05,970 I want a full report, Including details. 116 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,705 -[ scoffs ] some guys! 117 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,374 What an imagination! 118 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:10,508 -I know what you mean. 119 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,409 -I mean, just because She is attractive, 120 00:05:12,411 --> 00:05:14,578 And she has a nice figure, And she -- 121 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,646 -paul! 122 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,451 -I just don't see What the big deal is. 123 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,454 -of course, paul was right. 124 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,556 it wasn't a big deal at all. 125 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,624 certainly no reason to be concerned. 126 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,059 except, for some reason... 127 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,527 -kevin? 128 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,698 -...I was. 129 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,299 -you mind if I sit down? 130 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:36,968 -uh... 131 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,304 Well... 132 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:42,173 [ stammers ] 133 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,009 -I thought maybe we should talk. 134 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,244 -really? 135 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,047 well, maybe this would clear some things up, 136 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,517 like about what happened that first day, 137 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,218 about why she'd kissed me. 138 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,987 about... -about what to cook. 139 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,857 -cook. 140 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,758 -I was thinking Chocolate mousse, 141 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,660 If that's All right with you. 142 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,628 -uh, yeah. 143 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,131 Y-yeah, sure. 144 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,767 Except, you see... 145 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:14,038 okay, since she wasn't gonna bring it up, I'd have to. 146 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,273 It's just... 147 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,175 -that's a lovely I.D. 148 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,376 -what? 149 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,178 -was it a gift? 150 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:23,847 -oh. Yeah. Kind of. 151 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:27,051 From my girlfriend, Winnie cooper. 152 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,253 For our anniversary. 153 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,989 -it's lovely. 154 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,858 She must be very special. 155 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:34,926 -yeah. 156 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,761 Yeah, she is, kind of. 157 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:41,232 -so...You were saying? 158 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,602 -oh. That. 159 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,505 Well... 160 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,574 but suddenly, I felt foolish. 161 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,877 here she was, complimenting my girlfriend, 162 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,545 and I was suspicious? 163 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:55,647 shame on me! 164 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:59,517 Nothing. It's nothing. 165 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:04,022 -well, then, shall we meet Tonight at my place, 166 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,256 Say 7:30? 167 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,358 -uh, sure. 168 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,126 Sure. That'd be fine. 169 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,562 -31 vernon drive. 170 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,363 I'll see you then. 171 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,466 -and that was that. 172 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,936 we'd had a good conversation, straightened things out, 173 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,171 cleared the air. 174 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,040 no problem. 175 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,675 -tonight? 176 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,944 -one problem. 177 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,680 -I thought we were going To the movies tonight. 178 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,049 -oh, my gosh. 179 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,519 Well, we are. 180 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:37,789 I-I mean, we were. 181 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,924 I mean...We are. 182 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,493 It's just this thing came up In french, and... 183 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,128 -what kind of thing? 184 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,330 -well, it's cooking. 185 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,801 You know, I'll just cancel it. 186 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,903 -don't be silly. I won't hear of it. 187 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,473 We had the same kind of Assignment like last week. 188 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,941 And I know a bunch of people Are counting on you. 189 00:07:57,943 --> 00:08:01,079 -the thing is, she was being so sweet about it, so innocent. 190 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,547 -don't think you can fool me, Kevin arnold. 191 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,883 -I beg your pardon? 192 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:09,020 -you'd do anything to get out Of doing your homework. 193 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,821 But I think this is important. 194 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,790 -you do? 195 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,926 -schoolwork comes first. 196 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,428 We'll just go another night. 197 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,831 I'm sure if I were In the same situation, 198 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,332 You'd say the same thing. 199 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,333 Wouldn't you? 200 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,135 -maybe so, maybe not. 201 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,472 what could I say, except, of course... 202 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,742 Okay. You win. 203 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,179 [ crickets chirping ] 204 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,548 winnie was right. 205 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:38,682 love was love, 206 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,484 but school was school. 207 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,155 kind of like the separation of church and state. 208 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,457 it was time to put social interests aside 209 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,292 and concentrate on academics. 210 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:55,299 it was time to study french. 211 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,401 -bonjour, kevin. 212 00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:02,006 -in our underwear. 213 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,774 Uh... 214 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,110 -oh, this. [ chuckles ] 215 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,545 I am sorry I'm such a mess, 216 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,414 But I really didn't have A chance to get fixed up. 217 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,050 -oh. Oh. 218 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,786 -and since it is a school night And we will be cooking, 219 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,189 I just figured, Why worry about clothes? 220 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,690 Oh. Well, sure. 221 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,226 sure. That explained it. 222 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,862 why worry about clothes? 223 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,097 -here! 224 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:30,168 You just stir and leave Everything else to me, okay? 225 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,470 -and even though a little voice inside 226 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,905 was telling me to watch my step... 227 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,140 -entrez. 228 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,843 -...I guess little voices don't speak french. 229 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,546 -le lait. 230 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,248 -le lait. 231 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,018 -le sucre. 232 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:47,951 -le sucre. 233 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:50,320 besides, once we got started, 234 00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,957 it was pretty clear what was gonna happen. 235 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,359 -la mousse. 236 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,126 C'est bon? 237 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,861 -we were gonna cook. 238 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,531 [ intro to "Hey, good lookin'" plays ] 239 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,737 -♪ say hey, good-lookin' ♪ 240 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:10,007 ♪ whatcha got cookin'? ♪ 241 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:16,914 ♪ how's about cookin' Something up with me-e-e-e-e? ♪ 242 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,251 ♪ hey, sweet baby ♪ 243 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,020 ♪ don't ya think maybe ♪ 244 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:29,359 ♪ we could find us A brand-new recipe-e-e-e ♪ 245 00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:31,996 ♪ I got a hot-rod ford ♪ 246 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,332 -yep, we were really getting to work here -- 247 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:39,970 rolling up our sleeves, mopping our brows, 248 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,406 removing our bracelets. 249 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:45,676 who would have thought that homework could be so fun? 250 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,311 -♪ hey, good-lookin' ♪ 251 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,847 ♪ whatcha got cooking? ♪ 252 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,583 -and by the time the smoke cleared, 253 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,019 we were acting like old friends. 254 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,521 -well, it looks like this All turned out pretty well. 255 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,090 oui? 256 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,257 -yeah, not bad. 257 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,860 the fact is, I was a little ashamed of myself 258 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,163 for having thought that... 259 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,631 well, you know. 260 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,432 It's kind of funny, isn't it? 261 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,301 -what's funny? 262 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,637 -oh, well, you know, That you and me were paired up. 263 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:17,007 It's kind of a...Coincidence, You know? 264 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,010 and then it happened. 265 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,580 -what makes you think It was a coincidence? 266 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:30,254 -well, I mean, You picked my name and... 267 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,392 Uh... 268 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:38,295 I think I better go. 269 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,364 -oh, come on. We haven't even tasted it yet. 270 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,932 -no, really. 271 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:42,767 I... 272 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,068 -mmm. 273 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,037 -I... 274 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,106 -go ahead. 275 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,476 [ echoing ] taste it! 276 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,314 -I... 277 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:01,018 I got to go. 278 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,319 [ dog barking ] 279 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,121 everything was a blur. 280 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,722 my mind was racing. 281 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,591 I wasn't quite sure what had happened. 282 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,928 all I knew was I'd gotten out of there just in time, 283 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,796 with nothing lost. 284 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,198 nothing... 285 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,433 Aah! 286 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,433 [ grunts ] 287 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,369 ...But everything. 288 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,142 there's nothing like an early morning bike ride 289 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,610 to clear your head. 290 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,246 I knew I was out that day looking for something. 291 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,549 it could have been my I.D. Bracelet, 292 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,051 except I already knew where that was. 293 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,753 so, maybe I was looking for something else. 294 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,758 -kevin? 295 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,059 -hi! 296 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,963 -kevin, What are you doing here? 297 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:49,200 -I-I was just riding my bike. 298 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,136 Guess I got a little lost. 299 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,372 which was true in more ways than one. 300 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,808 Uh, I-I was thinking about you. 301 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,710 which was true, too. 302 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,547 -well, that's nice. 303 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,016 -and it was nice. 304 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,351 it made me feel sure again, 305 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,052 made me feel brave. 306 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,921 -so, how'd it go last night? 307 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,925 -[ echoing ] taste it. 308 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,429 -made me feel like throwing up. 309 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,365 Uh, I-it went okay. 310 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:25,169 Just a lot of cooking, More or less. 311 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,737 -what did you make? 312 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,805 -uh, nothing special. 313 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:32,476 Just, you know, Chocolate mousse. 314 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,512 -oh, that sounds delicious! 315 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,181 Probably. But I-I didn't taste it! 316 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:45,089 -kevin, Where is your bracelet? 317 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,290 -and right about then, I had a choice. 318 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,693 I could be a man and tell her everything... 319 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,529 -uh, I never wear it When I'm riding. 320 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,266 -...Or I could be a worm and tell her nothing. 321 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,101 -I-I wouldn't want anything To happen to it. 322 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,603 -but you'll wear it tonight, Right? 323 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,871 -tonight? 324 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,005 -our movie night. 325 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,874 -oh, yeah! Of course! 326 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,609 -great. 327 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,512 So, I'll see you then. 328 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,785 You're the best. 329 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,157 -but I didn't feel like the best. 330 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,326 I felt more like... 331 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,995 -mousse au chocolat. 332 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:25,729 voilà! 333 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,598 -wow. 334 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,903 -and the worst thing was I was getting applause for it. 335 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:33,937 -très bien! 336 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,574 You two obviously work Very well together. 337 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,877 -if only she knew. 338 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,180 [ school bell rings ] -merci, à bientôt! 339 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,416 -okay, then. no use dawdling. 340 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,751 make this short and sweet. 341 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:48,952 Madeline? 342 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,423 I think I left my I.D. At your house last night. 343 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,858 -yes, I know. 344 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:58,662 -it's just...I need it. 345 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,564 I have a date. 346 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,067 With winnie. 347 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,803 At the movies. 348 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,105 Tonight. In town. 349 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,040 With winnie. 350 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,509 did I say, "With winnie"? 351 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,913 -of course You can have it back. 352 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:23,187 -there. A done deal. over and out. 353 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,523 -only I'm afraid I didn't Bring it with me. 354 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,359 -oh. 355 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,228 -so, I guess we have A problem here. 356 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,463 Don't we? 357 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,898 -what do you mean? 358 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,566 -well, you'll have to come over To my house tonight 359 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,968 And pick it up. 360 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,439 What time shall I expect you? 361 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:50,113 -behold the hunted, Struggling against hope. 362 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,850 Behold the hunter, 363 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,553 Mandibles dripping. 364 00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,624 A sad and macabre Dance of death. 365 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,894 Whatever can miss spider Be thinking? 366 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,696 -I wasn't sure, but I had a pretty good idea. 367 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,232 -kev? 368 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,499 You all right? 369 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,969 -sure. Fine. 370 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,537 but I wasn't. 371 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,773 I needed help, guidance. 372 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,443 I lost my I.D. Bracelet. 373 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,044 The one winnie gave me. 374 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,813 I'm seeing her tonight. 375 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,615 -you lost it?! 376 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,284 -well, I left it somewhere. 377 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,619 -where? 378 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,223 -just...Somewhere. 379 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,258 heck, no need to delve into details 380 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,026 for a little crummy advice. 381 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:36,927 [ sighs ] 382 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,796 So, what do you think I should do? 383 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,564 -there's only one thing to do! 384 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,633 -as if I didn't know what his answer would be -- 385 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,503 be truthful, be honest! 386 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,970 -get another one. 387 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,339 -what?! 388 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,108 -consider the alternatives! 389 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,811 -death, dismemberment. 390 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,114 Total extinction. 391 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,516 -excuse me, sir? 392 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,121 I need an I.D. Bracelet. 393 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,589 Do you have any? 394 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,458 -yes. Over here, please. 395 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,827 -now this was the ticket. 396 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,262 why hadn't I thought of this before? 397 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:15,099 -solid sterling, hollow, Or chrome plated? 398 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,768 Beveled, rounded, Or squared? 399 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,337 -how much are those? 400 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,245 -$9.75. 401 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,080 -that's the one. 402 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,749 -anything else? 403 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,818 -yeah, I need it engraved. Cheap. 404 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,189 hey, it was only for one night, right? 405 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,758 -write down the name you want. 406 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,798 and finally, things were back to normal. 407 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,699 sure, I made a few missteps. 408 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,436 but now everything was gonna be fine. 409 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,305 I'd acted in the nick of time, covered my tracks, 410 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,642 reclaimed the good name of... 411 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,313 ...Kevin amold?! 412 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,449 a fungus in the petri dish of life. 413 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,552 Oh, my gosh! 414 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,856 I'd fallen victim to a fatal combination -- 415 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,559 poor penmanship, haste, and a nearsighted jeweler. 416 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,927 Oh, my gosh! 417 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,532 -kevin amold? 418 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,300 [ laughs ] 419 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,502 [ squeaks ] 420 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,370 [ laughs ] 421 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,807 Ya-ya-ya-ya! 422 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,510 Kevin amold! [ laughs ] 423 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,246 -and that's when I knew. 424 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:39,182 there was only one thing to do and only one way to do it. 425 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:46,724 the moment had come. 426 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,924 I was gonna ask, 427 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,626 and, if necessary, demand 428 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,629 that she give my bracelet back! 429 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,664 this was what I should have done all along. 430 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,434 heck, I was no mold. I was kevin arnold. 431 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:01,171 I knew what I wanted. 432 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,273 I knew exactly what I was gonna say. 433 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,645 and I was gonna say it... 434 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,185 ...Right to her front door. 435 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,227 -no, but I'm out of runways. 436 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,961 -think of what this baby costs! 437 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,430 -I'm thinking of that plane load of people. 438 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,466 this runway's the only hope they've got. 439 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,602 -there's nothing that compares to a good movie -- 440 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,037 the plot, the music, 441 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,040 the total darkness. 442 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,775 so far that night, 443 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,613 I'd kept winnie from noticing the bracelet I wasn't wearing. 444 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,914 but I knew sooner or later... 445 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,281 Winnie? 446 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:49,186 ...I was gonna have to come clean. 447 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,456 Want another licorice whip? 448 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,659 or delay as long as I could. 449 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,360 -no, thanks. 450 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,296 -how about some milk duds? 451 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,466 -I'm fine. Really. 452 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,635 -okay, so I was chicken. 453 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,503 I needed time -- 454 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,171 time to think, 455 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:11,308 time to plan. 456 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,317 time to bid life goodbye. 457 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,421 -excuse me. 458 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,757 Sorry. Excuse me. 459 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:33,063 -[ breathing heavily ] 460 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,566 -kevin, are you all right? 461 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,968 -me? 462 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,670 -you're all sweaty. Are you sick? 463 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,340 -well, I... 464 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,141 Well... 465 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,743 -maybe we should leave. 466 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,011 -but at that moment, 467 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,014 I knew leaving wouldn't solve the problem. 468 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:55,852 there was no escape from this. I had reached a dead end. 469 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,488 -listen, winnie, We have to talk... 470 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,056 About my bracelet. 471 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,394 You see, I-I kind of... 472 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,796 -excuse me. 473 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,965 I think you dropped this. 474 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,006 -thank you! 475 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,342 -it's very nice. 476 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,544 -I gave it to him. 477 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,782 -well, must be nice to have Someone you love like that. 478 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,128 -that was so nice of her, Wasn't it? 479 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:46,870 -life is a series of twists and turns. 480 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:51,575 things don't always turn out the way you expected. 481 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:55,913 still, that night, I knew I turned a corner. 482 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,981 as for the future, 483 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,551 well, I wasn't worried. 484 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:05,389 I had my girl, had my good name back, 485 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,891 and I was gonna keep it locked on. 486 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,330 forever. 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:04,496 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 20 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,864 -♪ tutti frutti, all rooty ♪ 21 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,067 ♪ tutti frutti, all rooty ♪ 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,035 -every generation has its idols, 23 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,972 guys who were our heroes, 24 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:17,041 guys who defined "Cool"... 25 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:20,178 ...Guys who drive chicks crazy. 26 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,446 [ young women screaming ] 27 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,282 my generation produced a ton of these guys -- 28 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,516 the beatles... 29 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,385 mick jagger, and, of course... 30 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,821 -♪ a-wop-bop-a-loo-mop A-lop bam boo ♪ 31 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,156 -...Yours truly. 32 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,758 okay, so I didn't have a top-10 single. 33 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,961 I did have the one thing every teen idol needs. 34 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,364 -[ sighs ] hi. 35 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:40,998 -a fan. 36 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,301 debbie pfeiffer, paul's little sister. 37 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,102 Hi, debbie. 38 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,805 -hi, kevin. 39 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,873 Hi, kevin! 40 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:52,310 -debbie was a 7th-grader now, 41 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,945 and, to put it mildly, 42 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,113 she thought I put the moon in the sky 43 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,016 and told the stars to shine. 44 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,217 Hi, debbie. 45 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,518 -hi! 46 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,387 Hi, kevin! 47 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,855 - it was kinda flattering, I guess. 48 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,759 it was also kinda...Nauseating. 49 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,227 and the worst thing was, 50 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,696 no matter how I tried to ignore it... 51 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:14,031 -kevin? 52 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:18,036 -...It wouldn't ignore me. 53 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,038 Hi, debbie. 54 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,606 not to seem insensitive, 55 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,642 but a man of my years had more important things to think about 56 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,544 than moony little girls. -hi! 57 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,314 -things like... 58 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,117 -s-p-I-r-I-t! 59 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,185 Go...Wildcats! 60 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,020 S-p-I-r-I-t! 61 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,555 Go...Wildcats! 62 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,590 -...School spirit. 63 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,292 -go...Wildcats! 64 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,128 [ cheers and applause ] 65 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,729 -[ whistles ] 66 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:48,132 -around the halls of r.F.K., morale was at an all-time high. 67 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,635 for the guys, anyway. 68 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:54,572 football fever was in the air. 69 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,841 there was, of course, a reason. 70 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,142 -let's spell it out! 71 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,110 W-I-l... 72 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:01,813 -make that two. 73 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,548 -...D-c... 74 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,882 dina delgado -- 75 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,084 a name synonymous with... 76 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:08,853 -wow! -wow! -wow! 77 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,588 [ cheerleaders cheering ] 78 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,423 -dina inspired us, 79 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:16,194 like the statue of liberty or the bill of rights. 80 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,397 -man, I can't wait For the game friday night! 81 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,033 -friday night? 82 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,236 -let's get there early So we can sit down in front. 83 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,004 -it was an event not to be missed. 84 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,306 Paul? 85 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,508 -I can't go. 86 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,310 -what? -what? 87 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,080 -there was, of course, a reason. 88 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,417 -debbie, honey, you'll be The prettiest girl there! 89 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,818 -I have to take my sister 90 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,588 To a stupid cotillion dance Friday night. 91 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,790 -it's not stupid! -paul, we've been over this. 92 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,593 -mom, she's ruining my life! 93 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,929 -I'd be proud to take her. 94 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,332 My little girl on my arm. 95 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,434 I do a mean fox-trot. 96 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,669 -daddy! 97 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,805 -alvin, she's not going to A cotillion with her father. 98 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,741 She's going With her brother. 99 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,042 -why can't she find Somebody else? 100 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,278 -'cause there isn't Anybody else. 101 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,181 -heh-heh. You almost had to feel sorry for old pfeiff. 102 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:13,017 still, this was a domestic squabble. 103 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,752 none of my business. 104 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,988 at least, not yet. 105 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,857 -I guess I'd just Rather go with paul, 106 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,894 If I can't go with Somebody...Really nice 107 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,496 Or...Really neat. 108 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,131 -uh-oh. 109 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,699 the president of my fan club 110 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:31,469 was calling for a personal appearance. 111 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,773 come to think of it, so was the whole fan club. 112 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:42,747 time for a little good old-fashioned diplomacy. 113 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,817 Come on, paul. Let's study at my house. 114 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,788 yep, the old arnold tact. 115 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,992 [ door slams ] 116 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,727 -ugh, I don't believe this. 117 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,530 I might as well go lie down On the highway. 118 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,064 -paul, it's not that bad. 119 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,365 -are you kidding? 120 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,667 While you guys Are watching dina, 121 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:03,834 I'm gonna be doing the mambo 122 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,503 With little girls In white gloves. 123 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,771 -oh, come on. It'll be cute. 124 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,740 Maybe they'll do The hokey-pokey. 125 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:12,643 -well, if you think it's so Cute, why don't you take her? 126 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,678 -'cause she's not my sister. 127 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,915 nothin' like kickin' your best friend when he's down. 128 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,452 until, that is, he kicks you back. 129 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,221 -you know, It'd really make her happy. 130 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,023 -paul? 131 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:26,724 -come on. 132 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,659 Why not? She's crazy about you! 133 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,494 She'd be -- -hang it up. 134 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:31,629 -[ sighs ] 135 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,831 A real friend'd do it. 136 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,801 [ buzzer sounds ] -foul! Illegal use of a buddy. 137 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,636 The answer's no, okay? 138 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,937 -[ sighs ] okay, okay. 139 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,872 I just thought I'd mention it. 140 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,174 -well, don't! 141 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,709 -okay, I won't! 142 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,144 -heck, being a pal was one thing, 143 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:50,581 but in the real world, paldom goes just so far. 144 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,451 as opposed to, say, momdom. 145 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,388 -so, I understand You're taking debbie pfeiffer 146 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,856 To her dance on friday? 147 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,824 -what?! 148 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,126 -well, I saw ida pfeiffer At the library today, 149 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:05,262 And she said that paul said That you and debbie... 150 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,832 -wait a minute. Paul said that? 151 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,534 -that's what ida said. 152 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,868 -the weasel. 153 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,404 No. Mom, you misunderstood. 154 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,274 See, paul's taking her, not me. 155 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,342 -oh? 156 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,278 Oh, well, that's too bad. 157 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,713 -why? 158 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:26,083 Well, debbie Thinks so much of you. 159 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,185 And... 160 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,087 -look, mom, it's not gonna Happen, okay? 161 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,522 not withstanding vicious rumors to the contrary. 162 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,758 -well, of course, honey. 163 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,793 It's your decision. 164 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,461 -okay! 165 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,066 -[ sighs wistfully ] 166 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,802 I remember my first dance. 167 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,505 It was the harvest moon ball. 168 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:51,842 I had a date with the cutest boy In school -- 169 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,011 Todd calloway. 170 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:56,413 My mother helped me Pick out my dress. 171 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:58,950 She even took me To get my hair done. 172 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,385 The night of the dance, 173 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,654 I got all dressed up. 174 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,890 And I waited. 175 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:09,126 But he never arrived. 176 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,329 Mumps. 177 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,797 I was devastated. 178 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:15,033 -now, even at 14, 179 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,735 I could sense the intimacy of mom's story, 180 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,037 the underlying wisdom 181 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,106 in this fragile parable of heartbreak and youth. 182 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,076 and, naturally, my heart went out to her. 183 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,044 Listen, mom, I don't really Have time for this, okay? 184 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,148 I mean, come on. 185 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,885 this was a 12-year-old girl we were talking about here. 186 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,486 she'd get over it. 187 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:39,190 -my poor little sister's cryin' Herself to sleep at night, kev. 188 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,491 -[ sighs ] 189 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,994 -I didn't realize just how Important this dance is to her. 190 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:43,928 -paul... 191 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,763 -she doesn't eat. She mopes. 192 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:49,099 Last night, she sat in the dark Listening to neil diamond. 193 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,267 -ohh! 194 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,869 -[ sighs ] 195 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,906 Look, let me appeal To your better instinct. 196 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,640 I'll give you five bucks. 197 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,509 -what?! 198 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,678 -okay, $10, But that's my final offer. 199 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,448 Look, I know What you're thinking, 200 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,083 But this isn't About dollars. 201 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,718 It's about Something bigger. 202 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,721 [ snare drums play rhythm ] 203 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,022 -and there you had it. 204 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,157 [ cymbals crash ] 205 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,793 school spirit had driven paul 206 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,262 to the brink of petty bribery. 207 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,497 Paul, for the final time, 208 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,999 I'm not taking your sister To the cotillion! 209 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,502 All right? -all right. 210 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:26,804 -okay? -okay! 211 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,807 [ sighs ] 212 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,609 She's not gonna Take this well. 213 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,812 I mean, you're gonna Have to tell her. 214 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,413 -why? 215 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,383 -'cause she's gonna ask you. 216 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,552 She was upset. 217 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,187 I said..."Ask him. 218 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,423 What's the worst That could happen?" 219 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,558 -oh, man. 220 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,295 I don't believe this. 221 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,764 but my hand had been forced. 222 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,966 I was gonna have to deal with this 223 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,401 right here, right now. 224 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:02,740 -kev? 225 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,976 Where are you going? 226 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,913 -I was gonna have to hide in the boys' room. 227 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:12,683 heck, the kid couldn't ask me if she couldn't find me. 228 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:19,723 sure, maybe I'd be a little late for class. 229 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,292 it was worth it. 230 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,795 after all, the last thing I wanted to have to face was... 231 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,299 -hi, kevin! 232 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,101 -rats! 233 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,703 Hi, debbie. 234 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,173 god, that face. 235 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:39,210 kind of like a kamikaze pilot on her final run. 236 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,545 -kevin? 237 00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:44,348 I was just wondering... 238 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:48,119 See, I have this cotillion Coming up on friday, 239 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:52,323 And it would really Mean a lot to me if, 240 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,824 Well... 241 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,293 -I found myself hoping for an earthquake, 242 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,795 a sudden nuclear attack. 243 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,631 but, of course, life is never that forgiving. 244 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,334 -would you go with me? 245 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,806 -and so, we'd arrived at the final showdown. 246 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:13,110 unpleasant as it might be, it was time to break a heart. 247 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,645 Listen, debbie... 248 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,884 [ sighs ] 249 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,890 Okay. 250 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,594 -oh. 251 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,262 [ exhales sharply ] 252 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,498 Oh! 253 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,536 Oh! 254 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,305 -kinda the way elvis might have handled it. 255 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,883 -so, you boys think the wildcats Have a shot at a good season? 256 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:56,220 -uh...Sure. Definitely. 257 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,722 -by that friday night, 258 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,357 my ex-best friend was on his way to cheerleader heaven. 259 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,830 whereas I was on my way to cotillion hell. 260 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,866 -this must be The most beautiful corsage 261 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,634 Any man gave any woman. 262 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,136 You're so thoughtful. 263 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,172 -it was nothing. 264 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,507 and it wasn't. 265 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,776 I'd been shanghaied into this. 266 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,145 and I knew by whom. 267 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,614 -do you like my earrings? 268 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,416 My grandma gave me these. 269 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,353 They're for really special Occasions, like tonight. 270 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,956 -oh. Well... 271 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:36,126 -do I look better With my glasses on or off? 272 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,261 [ earring clatters ] 273 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,299 Oops. My earring. 274 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:44,768 Excuse me! 275 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,069 -it was pretty obvious 276 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:49,307 this was going to be a long, long night. 277 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:56,013 -okay, paulorooski, this is it. 278 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,583 Let's get the stadium cushions From the trunk. -okay, dad. 279 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,018 -I know it's here somewhere. 280 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,353 -this much was clear -- 281 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,855 if I was gonna get through this evening, 282 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,224 there was only one thing to do. 283 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,326 Excuse me! 284 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,595 I was gonna have to bail. 285 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,397 -have fun, son! 286 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,765 -sure, dad. 287 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,667 See ya. 288 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,902 -ahh, kids today. 289 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,737 -mr. Pfeiffer? 290 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,772 -mm. 291 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,708 -I think we should talk. About tonight. 292 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:29,580 -oh, I get it. 293 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,882 You mean, uh, guy to guy. 294 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,617 -uh, yeah. 295 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,920 -kev, I think I understand What's on your mind. 296 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,589 And, believe it or not, 297 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,525 I've been in Your same situation myself. 298 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,728 -at last -- a man who understood. 299 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,864 maybe I could catch up with paul before -- 300 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,567 -and I want you to know, 301 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,635 I trust you With my daughter. 302 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,438 -you do? 303 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,707 -I'm proud of you, son! 304 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,875 -"Son"? 305 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,110 -tell you what -- 306 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,411 Here's $5, 307 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,547 In case you kids want To get some ice cream later 308 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,715 Or something. 309 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,288 Show her The time of her life, son. 310 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:19,230 "Sunrise, sunset, Swiftly flow the years." 311 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,833 [ car door closes ] 312 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,001 -kevin? 313 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,671 I found it. 314 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,872 -oh. Good. 315 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:32,443 -seedlings turn overnight To sunflowers. 316 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,747 -I had only one option left. 317 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,149 if I couldn't escape, 318 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,085 maybe I could just blend in with the crowd. 319 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,555 [ discordant fanfare ] 320 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,157 [ feedback ] 321 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:51,328 -miss deborah cecile pfeiffer, Escorted by kevin arnold. 322 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,164 [ discordant fanfare ] 323 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:59,537 -no autographs. Please. 324 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,472 [ mid-tempo jazz music plays ] 325 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,685 -are you having a good time? 326 00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:18,822 -uh, yeah. Great. 327 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,524 over the next hour-and-a-half, 328 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,594 I was starting to feel a little like a prize heifer. 329 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,630 -my, what a fine catch! 330 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,332 -or a 200-pound marlin. 331 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,767 and through it all, 332 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:33,104 little debbie was stuck to my side...Like glue. 333 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,672 -not like that. 334 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,906 -huh? 335 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,509 -use the tongs, silly. 336 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:42,179 Oh, yeah. Right. 337 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,549 -it all looks so beautiful, Doesn't it? 338 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,651 I mean, I feel so lucky. 339 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,420 -which she was. 340 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,054 still, I'd made up my mind. 341 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,157 I was gonna make the best of this, 342 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,660 come hell or high water. [ light applause ] 343 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,963 -and now, everyone, it's time For the sweetheart waltz. 344 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,599 -and then the rains came. 345 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,767 -and leading us off 346 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,470 Will be deborah pfeiffer And kevin arnold. 347 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,773 [ discordant fanfare ] 348 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,309 -see, I told you I felt lucky! 349 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,645 -there was just one small problem here -- 350 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,447 I didn't know how to waltz. 351 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,714 -come on! 352 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:22,152 -so, in front of 200,000 gawking 7th-graders, 353 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:25,122 I prepared to make a fool of myself. 354 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,158 [ waltz music plays ] 355 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,596 it was humiliating. 356 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,100 there I was -- kevin arnold, teen hero -- 357 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,735 stumbling like a lame duck 358 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:42,806 through the single longest waltz in recorded history. 359 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,342 and to make matters worse, 360 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:50,080 I was being led through it, step by clumsy step, 361 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,215 by a little girl. 362 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,970 but at least now the hard part was over. 363 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,739 now, finally, little debbie would realize 364 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:20,244 her hero had two left feet -- both of them clay. 365 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,046 -kevin, you were great! 366 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,148 -huh? 367 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,282 -oh, kevin, this must be 368 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,384 The most wonderful night Of my life! 369 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,720 I mean, who would have thought? 370 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,588 You and me waltzing! 371 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,591 I feel just like... 372 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,794 Cinderella. 373 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,764 -that's when I knew, once and for all, 374 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,432 debbie pfeiffer's love for me... 375 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,403 ...Was blind. 376 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:47,604 -ladies and gentlemen, 377 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,507 Don't forget That souvenir pictures 378 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,742 Are being taken Under the trellis. 379 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,777 [ mid-tempo jazz music plays ] 380 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,980 -do you want To have our picture taken? 381 00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,083 -faced with such untarnished emotion, 382 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,020 such completely undeserved adoration, 383 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,489 I knew what I had to do. 384 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,757 I'm gonna go get some punch. 385 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:08,992 -okay. 386 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,761 -sure, maybe it was brutal, 387 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,364 but it was time she faced the truth. 388 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,539 -oh, decided to sit This one out, huh? 389 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,840 -yeah. 390 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,242 I was gonna sit this one out, all right -- 391 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,744 all the way out. 392 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,188 I sat there, angry at debbie, 393 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,424 angry at paul, angry at myself. 394 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,860 I was tired of being idolized, sick of being a hero. 395 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,563 for an instant, I'd toyed with the idea 396 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,466 of walking the mile-and-a-half across town 397 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,734 to join the guys. 398 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,003 -come on. He's over here. -let's go. 399 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,243 -[ grunts ] 400 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,411 -I guess the guys had the same idea. 401 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,316 -what are you guys Doing here? 402 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,552 -[ exhales sharply ] 403 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,621 -bad news, kev. 404 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,890 -was it the game? Did we lose? 405 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,091 -worse. 406 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,259 -worse? 407 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,529 -paul... You had the binoculars. 408 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,965 You tell him. 409 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,701 -well, When we got to the game... 410 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,003 -and thus paul launched into a story 411 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,472 that I was to hear over and over again, 412 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:31,441 at cocktail parties and class reunions. 413 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,077 a tale of woe. The subject? 414 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:37,748 -it was dina... Dina delgado... 415 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,418 [ snare drums play rhythm ] 416 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,453 [ marching-band music plays ] 417 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,091 [ cheers and applause ] 418 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,460 [ whistle blows ] 419 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,898 -according to paul, it happened in mere seconds... 420 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,938 ...Something that broke young mens' hearts 421 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,340 and shattered long-held illusions. 422 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,845 something slipped from dina's sweater. 423 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,613 [ whistle blows ] 424 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,450 [ cheers and applause ] 425 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:17,321 and in the light of this horrifying revelation, 426 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,790 a new consciousness was born, 427 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,693 a single undeniable truth. 428 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,399 -dina delgado stuffs! 429 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,833 -falsies. 430 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,202 -they looked so...Real! 431 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,773 -it was a moment of rare understanding, 432 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,943 sympathy for a dream lost. 433 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,478 and, of course, compassion. 434 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,149 -come on. We're on our way To t.P. Delgado's front yard. 435 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,551 -compassion in junior high being expressed in many ways. 436 00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:49,552 No, no thanks. 437 00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:51,789 You guys go ahead Without me. 438 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,725 -come on. 439 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,927 -as I watched my friends head into the night, 440 00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:01,698 I realized the world was not necessarily a better place 441 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,300 for knowing the truth. 442 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,068 -kevin? 443 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,841 Where'd you go? 444 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:14,144 I've been looking All over for you. 445 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,146 -uh...I, uh... 446 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,083 I had to get some air. 447 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,884 -[ voice breaking ] You don't want to have 448 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,519 Your picture taken with me, Do you? 449 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,822 -no. Debbie, that's not it. 450 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,091 -I guess the whole thing Was just pretty stupid. 451 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,564 [ sobbing ] 452 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,340 -I don't really know what came over me next. 453 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:49,179 maybe it was the hurt in her eyes. 454 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,449 and maybe it was because I knew I had put it there. 455 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:20,710 or maybe it just boiled down to one thing. 456 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,979 You dropped this. 457 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,250 but I knew it was more than that. 458 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,485 [ slow dance music plays ] 459 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,624 You want to dance? 460 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,201 -sure. 461 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,276 [ music continues ] 462 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,081 -heck, I was no superman. 463 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,582 not really, anyway. 464 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,853 but if debbie pfeiffer needed a hero, so be it. 465 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,356 she had plenty of time to grow up 466 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,358 and figure it out on her own. 467 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,762 after all, a little stardust in the eyes never hurt anybody. 468 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,465 least of all, me. 469 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:23,507 as for mr. Pfeiffer's $5, we put it to good use. 470 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,041 [ camera shutter clicks ] 471 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:29,779 we got the 8x10 and a dozen wallet-size. 472 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,716 [ music concludes ] 68306

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