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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,137 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,343 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,786 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,932 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,181 -while all indicators suggest the u.S. Economy 11 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,850 is an ocean of prosperity, 12 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,752 there still exist islands of stagnation, 13 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,689 where growth is at a virtual standstill. 14 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,991 we'll be back with more news. 15 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,926 -40 bucks? 16 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,494 Unbelievable. 17 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:06,464 -every sunday night, once the dishes were cleared, 18 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:09,567 my father would referee a battle between his income 19 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,035 and his outgo. 20 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:15,973 -$16.34 For the damn phone company? 21 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,308 -and from the looks of it, 22 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:20,545 the outgo packed some pretty fair punches. 23 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,581 -who the hell's Been leaving the lights on?! 24 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,650 -spectators who knew the circuit laid low. 25 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:27,719 -highway robbery. 26 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,188 -by the time the final blow had landed, 27 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,957 that old income would be reduced 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,324 to such a measly balance 29 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,360 that, in our house, we had a word 30 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,897 for that negligible chunk of change. 31 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,265 -allowance! 32 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,967 -there's the word. 33 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,136 [ metal scraping ] 34 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,338 [ creaks ] 35 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,339 "Allowance"... 36 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:49,440 -1... 37 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,676 -...The lifeblood of adolescence. 38 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,144 -...2... 39 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,380 3... 40 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:58,083 -the fine line between expectation... 41 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,584 -...4... 42 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,018 -...And reality. 43 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,887 -4 bucks again? 44 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,924 -not to imply we weren't grateful for dad's largesse. 45 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,325 we just...Weren't. 46 00:02:08,327 --> 00:02:10,461 -come on, dad. Give me a break here. 47 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:14,298 I got to live, you know -- Gas, girls. 48 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,467 -but when it came to taking pity 49 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,004 on our financial lifestyles, dad was impervious. 50 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,805 -you know what the problem With you boys is? 51 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,607 -uh-oh. 52 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:25,209 [ whip cracks ] -you don't understand The value of the dollar. 53 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,346 [ whip cracks ] When I was your age, 54 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,949 I had to walk to school 30 miles! 55 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,919 Blizzards! Outdoor plumbing! 56 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:38,323 -faced with a barrage of this magnitude, 57 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,958 resistance was futile. 58 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,827 -4 beans? 59 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,896 I can't believe this. 60 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,597 [ scoffs ] 61 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:48,032 -kev? 62 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,701 -still, no sense looking a gift horse in the mouth, 63 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:53,037 especially one the size of my father. 64 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,239 -here, dad. 65 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,442 -1... 66 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:00,044 2... 67 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,078 [ creaks ] 68 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,313 [ slams ] 69 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,881 [ metal scraping ] 70 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,684 [ lock clicks ] 71 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,951 -no getting around it... 72 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,186 -thanks. 73 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,622 -...The buck stopped here. 74 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,324 I mean, hey... 75 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,960 you can't squeeze sympathy from a stone. 76 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:18,163 -20 cents for a nutty buddy? 77 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,498 -sympathy from those in my tax bracket, however, 78 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,033 was easier to come by. 79 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,402 -I'm barely getting by as it is. 80 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,470 -unbelievable. 81 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,439 -by the fall of 9th grade, 82 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,508 poverty was making paupers of us all -- 83 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,143 most of us, anyway. 84 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,177 -whoa! 85 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,146 Check out kovinsky! 86 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:38,549 -mark kovinsky -- the howard hughes of rfk. 87 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,952 he had more money than general motors. 88 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,887 naturally, we all admired him. 89 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:43,921 -I hate him. 90 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,324 -that jacket Must have cost a fortune. 91 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,693 -what I wouldn't give For that wardrobe. 92 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,061 -on our allowances? 93 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,229 Forget it! 94 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,298 -facts were facts... in macroeconomic terms. 95 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,902 -5 bucks a week just doesn't go As far as it used to. 96 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,971 -wait a minute. Did he say... 97 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:02,140 -5 bucks a week? 98 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,041 -pretty disgusting, huh? 99 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:05,510 -yeah, I'll say. 100 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:08,146 -pretty soon I'm gonna have To dip into my savings account. 101 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,714 -paul was building an investment portfolio 102 00:04:10,716 --> 00:04:12,950 while I was living on cold beans. 103 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:15,319 -[ sighs ] 5 bucks a week. 104 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,888 -why? What are you getting? 105 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,326 -oh, uh... It's in the $5 ballpark. 106 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:24,629 -uh-huh, if the ballpark was the size of kansas. 107 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,097 -it's almost embarrassing! 108 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,932 Oh, but don't tell anyone, okay? 109 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,435 I don't want them to think My father's cheap. 110 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,470 [ creaks, slams ] 111 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:35,306 -oh, no. Not a word. 112 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:39,043 -but, suddenly, one thing was clear... 113 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,813 dad and I had business to conduct. 114 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,281 right here, right now. 115 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,383 [ briefcase slams ] 116 00:04:46,385 --> 00:04:48,485 or maybe it could wait. 117 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,789 -hi, honey. Why so late? 118 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,057 -ken stein. 119 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:55,159 New fool in management. 120 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,761 He's busting my hump, norma. 121 00:04:57,763 --> 00:04:59,063 -aw, jack. 122 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,131 -ahh. 123 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,932 He's working me like a dog. 124 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,835 What does he think I am, His own personal lackey? 125 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,837 [ grumbling ] 126 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,139 -but hold on. 127 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,940 maybe this wasn't gonna be so hard. 128 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,542 -dad? 129 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,412 -maybe dad and I were thinking along the same lines here. 130 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,749 maybe he'd be sympathetic to the plight of the downtrodden. 131 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,384 -I-it's about my allowance. 132 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,589 You know, I've been thinking... 133 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:28,459 I-I'm in 9th grade now, And, uh, well... 134 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,528 -okay. Time for a clincher. 135 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,797 something telling, something tactful. 136 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,399 -paul's father gives him $5 a week. 137 00:05:35,401 --> 00:05:37,769 [ buzzer ] 138 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,036 -uh-oh. 139 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,438 I'd just broken the cardinal rule 140 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,773 of child-parent negotiations -- 141 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,875 never compare them to their peers. 142 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,078 -you want a raise In your allowance? 143 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:52,449 -fine. -huh? 144 00:05:52,451 --> 00:05:55,052 -but you're gonna have to do Some more chores. 145 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:56,020 -chores? 146 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,156 -chores? I can do chores. 147 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,259 -I work hard for my paycheck. 148 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,529 You can work hard for yours. 149 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,297 -hard work? 150 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,666 no problem! 151 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,134 -♪ workin' in a coal mine ♪ 152 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,569 ♪ goin' down, down, down ♪ 153 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,271 ♪ workin' in a coal mine ♪ 154 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,972 ♪ whoop! About to slip down ♪ 155 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:17,742 -nope, hard work never hurt anybody. 156 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,810 -♪ workin' in a coal mine ♪ 157 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,979 ♪ whoop! About to slip down ♪ 158 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,349 hard work -- good for the body, good for the soul. 159 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:27,118 -♪ I'm already up and gone ♪ 160 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,920 -it's what this country was founded on. 161 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,388 -♪ lord, I'm so tired ♪ 162 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:34,392 ♪ how long can this go on? ♪ 163 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,527 -♪ dada workin' in a coal mine ♪ 164 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,296 ♪ goin' down, down, down ♪ 165 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,231 ♪ workin' in a coal mine ♪ 166 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:44,101 -but beyond all the blood, sweat, and backbreaking labor, 167 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,737 there was a sense of satisfaction... 168 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,071 -let's see... 169 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,373 -...Accomplishment... 170 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:52,410 -1...2... 171 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,711 -...Impending wealth. 172 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,012 [ change jingles ] 173 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:58,316 -...3. 174 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,717 -chintz. 175 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,319 [ cash register dings ] 176 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,087 -I can't believe it! 177 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,789 I practically rebuilt The whole house! 178 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,157 -all right, well, How much did he pay you? 179 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,258 -that's not the point! 180 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,260 The point is The guy's busting my hump! 181 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,495 The point is -- 182 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,563 -working for your dad, huh? [ chuckles ] 183 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,666 -great -- "Diamond" jim kovinsky himself. 184 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,468 -kovinsky, What do you know about it? 185 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:18,936 -are you kidding? 186 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,138 I started out the same way You did -- 187 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,908 Bucking for allowance, Working for peanuts. 188 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:27,412 And then one day, I woke up. 189 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,346 -huh? 190 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,714 -what's your dad do? 191 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,983 -none of your business. 192 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:35,786 -a working man. Mine too. 193 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,388 -yeah. So? 194 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,524 -so... 195 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,894 Who says you have to be like Your dad? 196 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,395 [ cash register dings ] 197 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:48,166 -adolescence is filled with moments of great revelation. 198 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,868 this was one of them. 199 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,303 -where'd you get that? 200 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,873 -on the 18th green of the Whispering grass golf course. 201 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,475 -you made 20 bucks caddying? 202 00:07:58,477 --> 00:07:59,843 -cash tip. 203 00:07:59,845 --> 00:08:02,613 Not bad for four hours In the fresh air. 204 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,150 You've got two choices, Arnold -- 205 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,286 Be like your dad... 206 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,555 Or be your own man. 207 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,458 See ya. 208 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,460 -I had only one question. 209 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:18,929 -dad, can I be a caddie? 210 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:21,065 -huh? 211 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,601 -well, you see, there's this guy At school who -- 212 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,802 -what do you know about golf? 213 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,237 -seemed to me he was missing the point here. 214 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:29,640 -well, uh, Maybe I-I could learn. 215 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,308 -caddie? [ chuckles ] 216 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,977 A wuss like you? 217 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,879 -shut up, wayne. 218 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,614 -honey, don't caddies Have to carry around 219 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,549 All those heavy bags? 220 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,717 -seemed like everyone was missing the point. 221 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:43,620 -look, mark kovinsky makes 20 bucks a round, okay? 222 00:08:43,622 --> 00:08:45,389 -there -- 'nuff said! 223 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,158 the old bottom line. 224 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,392 try saying no to that! 225 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,726 -I don't think so. 226 00:08:49,728 --> 00:08:51,295 [ telephone rings ] -what?! 227 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:54,965 -hello? 228 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:56,567 -I couldn't believe it! 229 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,335 -jack? It's ken. 230 00:08:58,337 --> 00:08:59,804 -here I'd laid out a plan 231 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,539 for total lifetime financial solvency, 232 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,075 and he turns me down? 233 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,944 -thanks. [ clears throat ] 234 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,878 Yeah, ken. 235 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,681 No, no. Don't worry about it. That's what I'm here for. 236 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,783 Whatever you say, ken. 237 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,252 Yeah. Yeah. Bye. 238 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,453 [ clears throat ] 239 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:19,824 Damn. 240 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,659 -and that's when it hit me -- 241 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,560 kovinsky was right. 242 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,062 I had two choices -- 243 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,165 be like my dad... 244 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,367 or be my own man. 245 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,372 -where do I sign up? 246 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:39,443 -a free agent. A man of wealth. 247 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:40,945 a caddie. 248 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,952 behold the working man. 249 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,521 -whatever you say, ken. 250 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,390 -behold the future millionaire. 251 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:54,458 -it's saturday. 252 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,261 You sure we need to work on -- 253 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,030 [ sighs ] 254 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,131 Okay, fine. Where? 255 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,835 -by the next weekend, this much was obvious -- 256 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,971 my dad and I were headed in opposite directions. 257 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,173 -fine. Yeah, bye. 258 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,809 -wish me luck, dad? 259 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,911 -not that I didn't want his blessings. 260 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,981 -don't fall in the lake. 261 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,586 -but if that's the way he wanted it, I could handle it. 262 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,122 I was my own man now. 263 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:30,861 a man among... many more experienced men. 264 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,364 -chandler, meet your golfer At the first tee. 265 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,698 -go get him, eddie. 266 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,766 -still, I wasn't worried. 267 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,835 I was a dedicated professional... 268 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,637 -culver, you're up! 269 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,972 -...A highly trained specialist... 270 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,108 -coleman! 271 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,710 Norklen! 272 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,511 Fowler! 273 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:50,047 -...An obvious unemployable. 274 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,486 it was beginning to look like 275 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,454 I was gonna lose money on the day. 276 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,390 -arnold! 277 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,824 What are you doing here? 278 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,426 -oh. 279 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,394 I-I, uh... 280 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:06,230 -I get it. [ chuckles ] 281 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,465 You're waiting for the big one, Aren't you? 282 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:11,936 Remember that $20 tip I told you about? 283 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:16,207 Well...That's the bag. 284 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,581 [ ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! ] 285 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,016 -and suddenly, I knew. 286 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,920 that bag was destined for just one pair of shoulders. 287 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,222 -arnold! 288 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,592 -mine! 289 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:37,161 yep, my fortune was made, 290 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:40,831 thanks to patience, tenacity, and, of course... 291 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,899 -ken stein. 292 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,303 Looks like we're together For 18. 293 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,038 -kevin. 294 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,972 -got a firm grip there, kevin. 295 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,209 I like a man with a firm grip. 296 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,843 -let's see...Firm grip? 297 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:56,813 that'd probably be worth at least $3.75 right there. 298 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,115 -thanks, mr. Stein. 299 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:58,950 -call me ken! 300 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,018 -"Ken." 301 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,953 it was a good name... 302 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,054 a golfer's name. 303 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,355 the name... 304 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,457 -son, we're gonna have Kind of a working session. 305 00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:09,493 You don't mind A little shoptalk, do you? 306 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,929 -...Of my father's boss. 307 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,231 -jack, come over here And meet young kevin. 308 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,971 -kevin. 309 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,139 -it was a critical juncture. 310 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,274 -jack. 311 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,711 -but we handled it well, 312 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:30,181 like total strangers. 313 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,584 live and let live. 314 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,687 -isn't he a little small To be a caddie? 315 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,556 -make that every man for himself. 316 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,757 -hey! 317 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,525 I can carry my weight. 318 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,360 -that's the spirit I like to see. 319 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,696 Arnold, You want to do the honors? 320 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,131 -[ clears throat ] 321 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,568 -so, the prelims were over. we were on our way. 322 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,903 me, heading for easy street... 323 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,139 my dad... 324 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,074 [ zoom! ] 325 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,377 [ clunk! ] 326 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,712 ...Heading for the rough. 327 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,852 -tough way to start, arnold. 328 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,721 You wouldn't mind If I kept score, would you? 329 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,191 -whatever you say, ken. 330 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:17,428 -let's play golf. 331 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,532 -over the first few holes, 332 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,768 it became apparent this wasn't my father's day. 333 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,103 I, on the other hand, 334 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,839 was basking in the sunlight of future riches. 335 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,978 -nice shot, sir. 336 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,213 -ken. 337 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,981 Call me ken. 338 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,384 -ken. 339 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,654 -yep, 20 bucks a loop, 4 loops a week... 340 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,722 carry the 4... 341 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,625 easy money... 342 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,326 -dagnabit! 343 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,496 -...For a guy who knew how to smooth out the rough spots. 344 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,499 -you know, they don't clip These greens very well. 345 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,801 -you're darn right. 346 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,036 -face it. 347 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,238 when it came to dealing with management problems, 348 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,140 I had a certain...Flair. 349 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,078 -ah, nice. 350 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,347 -I believe that puts us 2 ahead, ken. 351 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,483 -you know, I got my start as a caddie. 352 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,652 -really? 353 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,788 -yep, I felt kind of a kinship to this guy. 354 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,458 he reminded me of...Me -- 355 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,027 a real winner... 356 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,096 [ ducks quacking ] 357 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,364 -damn! 358 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,800 -...In contrast to my previous role model. 359 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,274 in fact, by the time we reached the halfway point, 360 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,677 I was almost feeling sorry for the old man. 361 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,546 -I figure you about 7 strokes Off the pace, arnold. 362 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,714 Tell you what -- 363 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,982 Maybe I ought to play Left-handed a few holes. 364 00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,751 [ laughs ] -whatever you say, ken. 365 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:48,785 -tell you what -- 366 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,754 What say I buy us All some sodas, huh? 367 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,155 -I'm all right. 368 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,390 -you? 369 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,491 -sure. 370 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,193 -that's the spirit. 371 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,095 -aha! 372 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,764 spirit, I had... 373 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,533 plus a shoulder that was killing me. 374 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,408 -how you holding up? 375 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,542 -what? 376 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,877 -it's a big bag -- Must be heavy. 377 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,482 -w-well... 378 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,718 -you don't have to Kill yourself, you know? 379 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,553 He can finish With another caddie. 380 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:26,257 -another caddie? 381 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,458 so, that was his game. 382 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,261 -hey, you don't have to worry About me, all right? 383 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,198 -suit yourself. 384 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,034 -and I would. I didn't need his help. 385 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:37,835 -here we go. 386 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,336 I had upper management. 387 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,739 -say, jack, I've been thinking... 388 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,842 -and then upper management made one little mistake. 389 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,478 ...Maybe it's your clubs. 390 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,847 They're too old. 391 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,948 Cheap, you know? -[ groans ] 392 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,684 -maybe if you put a little money In your bag, 393 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,986 You might give us More of a match, huh? 394 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,688 -and suddenly all bets were off. 395 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,859 -well [sighs] 396 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,997 Let's just see What these old clubs can do. 397 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,302 -ouch! 398 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,239 mama! 399 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,512 goodbye! 400 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,247 -not bad there, arnold. 401 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,749 -not bad? Not bad?! 402 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,751 those old clubs had banged out 403 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:31,788 some of the most beautiful shots in the annals of golf. 404 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,566 [ wings flapping ] 405 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:47,371 and as dad's game turned into gold, 406 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,841 mr. Stein turned into...Mr. Hyde. 407 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,875 -hell! 408 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,847 -uh, it -- it was A difficult shot. 409 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,482 -look, when I want your advice, I'll ask for it. 410 00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:02,752 Just keep the clubs clean, Will you? 411 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,755 -okay. 412 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,662 -the funny thing is, the smaller my tip began to look, 413 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,898 the heavier that bag got. 414 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,338 [ birds screeching ] 415 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:25,108 by the 18th fairway, I'd learned something interesting. 416 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:30,047 the whispering grass back nine measures exactly 4,000 miles 417 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,715 tee to green. 418 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,949 -caddie! 419 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,852 Let's hustle it up, huh?! 420 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,136 -but I wasn't giving up. 421 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:55,272 I was gonna make that easy money or die trying. 422 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,545 whichever came first. 423 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,380 -tough lie, ken. 424 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,818 -still, there was no reason to panic. 425 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,254 it was the last hole, and dad was 3 strokes behind. 426 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,398 make that 2. 427 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,071 make that 1. 428 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,379 and then...It happened. 429 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,083 -damn it all! 430 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,198 -but it was more than just a $51 431 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,568 copper-faced, billy casper, all-pro sand wedge 432 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:02,038 that disappeared into that lake. 433 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,207 -get it! 434 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,444 -it was my dignity. 435 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,079 -pardon? 436 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,280 -you heard me. 437 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,450 Bring it to me. 438 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,994 -and suddenly I felt very alone. 439 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,730 -well, son? 440 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,199 -it was up to me. 441 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,600 I didn't have to go fetch. 442 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,836 I could have told that guy what I thought of him 443 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,905 right there, right then. 444 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,573 -I... 445 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,878 -but for some reason, at that moment, 446 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,482 I heard myself utter four words I'd heard somewhere before. 447 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,351 -whatever you say, ken. 448 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:07,103 -and so, after 18 holes spent counting future riches, 449 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,806 it all came down to this. 450 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,610 -you sink this one And you beat me, arnold. 451 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,913 -here I was, up to my knees in mud, 452 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:22,252 while my workaday dad was about to carry off the prize. 453 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,526 it was the easiest putt he'd had all day... 454 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,698 ...And he missed it by a good 3 feet. 455 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,476 but that wasn't all. 456 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,681 -[ sighs ] 457 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,516 -he missed the next one, too. 458 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:58,989 -that was a long, long day... 459 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,192 -[ chuckles ] 460 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:07,464 -and somehow, all of a sudden, I understood why. 461 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,102 -ready? 462 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,304 -uh, yeah. Ready. 463 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,874 -that day, I began to realize something about this man 464 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,444 I was trying so hard not to be like. 465 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,045 -how you holding up? 466 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,013 -I'm a little tired. 467 00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:27,384 -he understood the value of money 468 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,551 and the cost of it. 469 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:31,054 -hey, it's too bad About that putt. 470 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,357 -a putt's a putt. 471 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,159 -you could have made it, dad. 472 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,393 -maybe. 473 00:21:37,395 --> 00:21:39,462 -I guess dad knew he could lose a game 474 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,665 and still not lose his manhood. 475 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,835 his pride didn't hinge on a stupid shot 476 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,104 or some shiny, new clubs. 477 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,705 and I suddenly knew 478 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,107 exactly what I wanted to use my money for. 479 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,308 -dad? 480 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,016 Can I buy you lunch? 481 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,428 -whatever you say, kev. 482 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,380 -it was the first time I ever really said thank you 483 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,750 to the man for all he'd given me. 34613

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