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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,299 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,644 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,460 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,399 -sarge... 21 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,033 I'm scared. 22 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:10,302 -so am I. 23 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,569 -not you! 24 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:15,340 -fowler, I'm always scared. 25 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:18,476 All right, landing departure. Get down! 26 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,145 Lock and load! 27 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,546 [ "Colonel bogey march" plays ] 28 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:24,182 -adolescence is a battle -- 29 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,419 a life-or-death mission into hostile territory. 30 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:31,322 you tiptoe through minefields, dodge bullets, 31 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:35,927 try to do the right thing in a crazy time. 32 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:39,064 but war has another side -- 33 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,899 the noble side... 34 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:45,237 forging friendships between improbable comrades, 35 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,405 uniting men, 36 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:50,108 bringing together the good... the bad... 37 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,643 [ whistle blows ] 38 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,810 ...The ugly. 39 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,545 -men, listen up! 40 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:58,950 Today we're gonna educate Your hearts, your minds, 41 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,584 And your bodies. 42 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:02,520 -uh-oh. 43 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,523 -you'll need catlike reflexes... 44 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,461 ...Nerves of steel... 45 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,962 And most of all... 46 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,698 Intestinal fortitude, 47 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,200 I.E... 48 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,805 ...Guts. 49 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,441 -along around ninth grade, one thing was clear -- 50 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,143 in the battle of growing up, 51 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,612 junior high school was basic training. 52 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:31,516 -it's time to separate the men From the boys, men. 53 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,852 The object -- 54 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,120 Survival. 55 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:37,588 The game... 56 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,194 ...Deathball. 57 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:48,133 Any volunteers? 58 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,202 -♪ war, huh ♪ 59 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,336 -♪ yeah ♪ 60 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,371 -♪ what is it good for? ♪ 61 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,073 -♪ absolutely ♪ -♪ nothing ♪ 62 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,808 -♪ uh-huh ♪ 63 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,643 -♪ war, huh ♪ 64 00:02:58,645 --> 00:02:59,778 -♪ yeah ♪ 65 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,880 -♪ what is it good for? ♪ 66 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,815 -♪ absolutely ♪ -♪ nothing ♪ 67 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,550 -not that any of us 68 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,152 had actually enlisted in this army. 69 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,988 still, we'd learned one thing -- 70 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,824 we'd learned how to survive. 71 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,025 -who's next? 72 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,193 -♪ ohhh, war ♪ 73 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,362 ♪ I despise ♪ 74 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,030 -it was all a matter of balance... 75 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,298 poise... 76 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,866 keeping your head down... 77 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,636 avoiding the war. 78 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,338 [ indistinct shouting ] 79 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,174 until, that is... 80 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,141 -ugh! 81 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,009 -...The war came to you. 82 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,745 -smell this. 83 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,114 Go ahead. -ugh. 84 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,116 -go on. 85 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,884 -it's perfume. 86 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,053 -not just perfume. 87 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,923 Eau de donna pescarelli. 88 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,926 -that was walter mccafferty, "Mr. Hormones" -- 89 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,060 a real hound. 90 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,562 -wait. the donna pescarelli? 91 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,364 The 10th-grader? -uh-huh. 92 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:55,366 She was in the car When my sister dropped Me off this morning. 93 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,434 I told her she had a bug on her. 94 00:03:57,436 --> 00:03:59,070 She let me take it off. 95 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,474 I touched the back of her neck For at least -- 96 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:05,877 Man, it seemed like forever. 97 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,279 -wow. 98 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,579 -and that's not all. 99 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,481 I got information. 100 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,083 Pescarelli's having a party. 101 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,018 At her house. 102 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,520 -so? 103 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,422 A party. So what? 104 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,291 -a slumber party? 105 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,160 -hold on. did he say, "Slumber party"? 106 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:24,896 -and we're invited. 107 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:25,697 -what?! -what?! -what?! -what?! 108 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,600 -fiesta del chiquitas, guys! 109 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,936 Ponytails, pillow fights, Negligees. 110 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:32,970 -wait a minute. 111 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:36,107 You're saying high school girls Invited us? 112 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,475 -well, almost. 113 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,943 Practically. 114 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,247 Okay, so we don't have A formal letter of introduction. 115 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,449 Who cares? 116 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,451 We know when, we know where... 117 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,753 So we crash it! 118 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,989 -mccafferty, you're dreaming. 119 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:51,922 -yeah, he's dreaming. 120 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,591 -when is it? 121 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,927 -tomorrow night -- late. 122 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,263 -no, we can't make it. 123 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:01,566 We're going camping Tomorrow night in my backyard. 124 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,834 Right, paul? 125 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,036 -oh. Yeah. 126 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,304 Right. 127 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,405 -suit yourself. 128 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,141 You're not the men I thought you were. 129 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,141 -ooh! -ooh! 130 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:13,177 -maybe not, but we weren't fools. 131 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,879 we were...Campers -- 132 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,681 men who camped. 133 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,082 -paul. 134 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,219 Forget it. 135 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,453 -sure. 136 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:23,455 [ cash register dings ] 137 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:26,057 I wonder what they actually wear 138 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,691 At a 10th-grade slumber party. 139 00:05:27,693 --> 00:05:29,127 -paul. 140 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,329 -oh. 141 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,231 Do they wear negligees? 142 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,266 Do they wear anything? 143 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,400 -[ sighs ] 144 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,403 -sorry. Just thinking. 145 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:39,904 -yeah, well, don't. 146 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,039 -we've been thinking -- 147 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,473 Maybe we should go To that party. 148 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,842 -yeah, why not? -yeah. -yeah. 149 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,377 -I couldn't understand it. 150 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,980 these were guys I'd known all my adult life. 151 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:52,249 now they were acting like... 14-year-olds. 152 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:53,985 -look, randy... 153 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,920 -yeah, we know. 154 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,589 But that's before we heard About the beer. 155 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,956 -what beer? 156 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,592 -well, walter's sister says All we have to do 157 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,428 Is show up with a few brewskis And it's babe-o-rama. 158 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,799 -uh-huh. That sounded like walter's sister. 159 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,533 -beer? 160 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,669 Where are you guys Gonna get beer? 161 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,339 -hmm. 162 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:18,143 you could almost hear the wheels grinding. 163 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,544 -it's not gonna work. 164 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,112 -of course it's not gonna work. 165 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,279 -sure, it will, 166 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:24,315 Once we find a place To tell our parents 167 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,650 We're spending the night. 168 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,886 -any ideas? 169 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,554 -uh-oh. 170 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,422 I could sense my quiet evening of camping 171 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,325 about to go up in a blaze of total futility. 172 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,261 -no. Nobody has any ideas. 173 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,496 Paul. 174 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,698 [ cash register dings ] 175 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,333 Nobody. 176 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,202 [ chips crunching ] 177 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,204 -this is a great idea. 178 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,839 -pass the cookies. 179 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,708 -made you wonder if daniel boone had nights like this. 180 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,410 -look at these. 181 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,411 -not that I couldn't be hospitable. 182 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,647 -guys, get out. 183 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:57,448 -what? 184 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,417 -that's not very nice. 185 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,451 -you heard me. 186 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,619 This tent isn't big enough For all of us. 187 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:03,788 -don't worry. 188 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,890 We're only staying till walter Shows up with the beers. 189 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,192 -[ scoffs ] Rand, it's not gonna happen. 190 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,160 -make way for the suds! 191 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,862 -hey, hey! Thataway, walter. 192 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,496 -way to go! 193 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:13,398 -it was beer -- 194 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,166 actual barley and hops, 195 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,135 the kind cowboys and ballplayers drank. 196 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,403 -here it is -- 197 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,839 Our ticket to paradise, gents. 198 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,174 -oh! -all right! 199 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,775 Yeah! 200 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,811 -all right. That's it. 201 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,112 -I'd had enough. 202 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,648 it was time to set these guys straight once and for all. 203 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,149 -you guys are nuts. You know that? 204 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,550 I mean, you don't have a chance. 205 00:07:33,552 --> 00:07:35,019 You'll never make it To the party, 206 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,488 And you'll probably get caught, And you'll never get in! 207 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,993 I mean, this idea's Completely...Stupid. 208 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:44,996 -it was a bitter pill, maybe, 209 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,299 but something any idiot could understand. 210 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,167 Almost any idiot. 211 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,238 -maybe he's right. 212 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,673 -of course I am. 213 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,508 -and I was, 214 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:01,446 except, at that moment, something happened... 215 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,780 something that made me realize 216 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,882 some things were bigger than logic, 217 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,351 mightier than reason. 218 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,753 -look out! -wah ha ha! 219 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,588 [ indistinct shouting ] 220 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,290 [ laughs evilly ] 221 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:16,293 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 222 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:17,661 A rabbit? A fox? 223 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,564 Why, no! It's a kevie! 224 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:22,433 -wayne, get off, you butthead! 225 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,368 -can't do it. 226 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,603 -get off him. -yeah! 227 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,737 -hey! Back off. 228 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:28,940 One move and he dies. 229 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:31,809 -wayne! 230 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,177 -lucky thing for you girls, 231 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,479 I just happened To be strolling by. 232 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,816 Seems I overheard something About a slumber party? 233 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,351 Oh, and beer? 234 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,652 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 235 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,254 -wayne, leave him alone. 236 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,089 -oh, well, these, of course, 237 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,525 Will have to be destroyed. 238 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,427 -oh, no. 239 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,797 -let's see. Anything else? 240 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:57,168 Ah, yes -- the address. 241 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,937 -you're crazy. 242 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,605 -[ grunting ] 243 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,373 -go ahead. I'm not gonna tell you anything. 244 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,576 Wayne! -it was a desperate moment. 245 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,478 -g-get off, butthead! -still, lying there, 246 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,980 ground into the mud... 247 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,481 -wayne! -...I understood for the first time 248 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,850 what the guys had been telling me all along. 249 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,585 -[ laughs ] 250 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,254 -get off! -that some things were worth fighting for, 251 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,090 no matter how stupid. 252 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,559 -no, don't! I'll tell you! It's 720 goodwin avenue! 253 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,961 -paul! 254 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,596 -thanks, mr. Pfeiffer. 255 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,731 Gentlemen. 256 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:31,402 Better not see you at the party. 257 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,737 Unh! 258 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:34,972 [ laughs ] 259 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,874 [ bottles clanking ] 260 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,976 -it was kind of a low moment. 261 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:39,910 -there goes the beer. 262 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,679 -there goes the whole night. 263 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,914 -I can't believe You told him the address. 264 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,550 -I had to. He was gonna kill you. 265 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:50,521 -yeah, except that's not Where pescarelli lives. 266 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:56,294 -my uncle arnie, The herpetologist. 267 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,595 -all we have to do 268 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,665 Is show it to them, And we're in. 269 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,836 -and in that moment, I made up my mind. 270 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,636 -let's go! 271 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,304 -we're out of here. 272 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,407 [ crickets chirping ] 273 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:13,711 -there's something about battle that quickens the pulse. 274 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,515 as we waited for the bus to donna pescarelli's house, 275 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,684 we felt a surging in our blood, 276 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,652 the thrill of the mission. 277 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,088 [ horn honks ] 278 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,422 sure, it was dangerous. 279 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,059 some of us might not come back. 280 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,826 at least we hoped so. 281 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,397 but united in struggle, 282 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,234 bonded by a common cause, 283 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,636 we awaited our destiny. 284 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,312 -well...Let's start walking. 285 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:00,691 [ "Colonel bogey march" plays ] 286 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,159 -heading through the darkness 287 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,962 towards donna pescarelli's slumber party that night, 288 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,598 there seemed to be something magical, mythical 289 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,800 about being out in the empty streets 290 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:13,371 in an unknown part of town. 291 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,039 [ frogs croaking ] 292 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,476 we were like a band of soldiers, 293 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,979 a lost brigade marching though these foreign lands, 294 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,615 away from all civilization. 295 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:30,187 with an occasional stop for refueling. 296 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,723 -let's go. -number 58. 297 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,561 Number 58, pickup. 298 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,665 -still out there under the silent stars, 299 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,434 alone with our thoughts, 300 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,437 our minds naturally turned to the greater issues. 301 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,305 [ music stops ] -ugh. 302 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,240 My feet are killing me. 303 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,342 -well, why'd you wear Those stupid shoes? 304 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,112 Hey, look, I didn't know I was gonna be walking. 305 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:58,249 Besides, babes notice things Like shoes. 306 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,584 -put your shoes back on. 307 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,953 -[ sneezes ] -shh! 308 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,523 -I must be allergic to something In this part of town. 309 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,091 -come on, guys! We got to move! 310 00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:10,761 -oh, no. 311 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,396 Now I'm in trouble. 312 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,597 I forgot my inhaler. 313 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,933 -it was kind of like napoleon forgetting his hat. 314 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,402 -oh, well, what do you want To do now, paul? 315 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,237 -well, I don't know. 316 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,406 Could we go back? 317 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,208 -our first major setback. 318 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,511 someone had to act before our morale was crushed. 319 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,279 -oh, come on, paul. Don't be such a wuss. 320 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,518 -oh. Nice, kev. 321 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,120 Real nice. 322 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,789 -sure, it was rough but absolutely necessary. 323 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,258 -let's go. 324 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,260 -after all, someone had to keep this company moving. 325 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,329 [ tires screeching ] someone like... 326 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,265 [ siren wailing ] 327 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,632 -the cops! Run! 328 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,000 -run! Not the cops! 329 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,402 -not the cops! 330 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,104 -run! -oh, no. No, not the cops. 331 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,073 -come on! -jump! 332 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,340 -come on! 333 00:12:57,342 --> 00:12:59,543 [ all groaning ] 334 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,414 -okay, it was only a station wagon, 335 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,483 but it could have been the cops. 336 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,386 anyway, it was our first real taste of action. 337 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,153 -everybody okay? 338 00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:10,888 -yeah. 339 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,957 -I think I'm hurt. 340 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,424 -let me see it. 341 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,859 -how's it look? 342 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,297 -not too good. It's starting to swell up. 343 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,401 -no, it always looks like that. 344 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,069 -so, now what are we gonna do? 345 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,939 -we'll just have to carry him. 346 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,141 -are you nuts? 347 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,678 -carry doug? Who's gonna do that? 348 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,780 -step back. 349 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,016 -randy mitchell -- a real buddy, 350 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,985 the kind of guy you could count on, 351 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,887 the kind of guy who could move mountains. 352 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,990 -aah. Oh. 353 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,593 -gentle now. Gentle. 354 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,464 -half a block later, 355 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,532 we understood why mountains don't move. 356 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,934 -maybe we should leave him. 357 00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:00,271 -no. Not that! Anything but that! 358 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,072 -all right. 359 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,040 Here. Hold these. 360 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,808 I'll go find him a crutch. 361 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,447 -and suddenly, right under those bleachers, it hit me -- 362 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,748 something was happening to us, 363 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,018 something...Important. 364 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,388 right here, right now, 365 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,657 events were bringing out our true personalities -- 366 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,426 the leader. 367 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,062 the wounded. 368 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,432 the stalwart. 369 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,901 -[ sneezing ] 370 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:34,638 -the allergic. 371 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,010 the klutz. 372 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,445 -the beer. 373 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,814 -nice play, shakespeare. 374 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,217 -sorry, guys. 375 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,151 -great. 376 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,153 Now we're down To one lousy beer. 377 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,221 -tell me about it. 378 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,555 -it was terrible. 379 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,024 I'd single-handedly wrecked the mission. 380 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,760 -well, there's only one thing To do now. 381 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,664 Stop by my house. 382 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,033 [ indistinct whispering ] 383 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,800 -it was a desperate gamble -- 384 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,136 about six streets out of our way -- 385 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,705 but we needed more ammo. 386 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,908 -in here! Get in! 387 00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:22,252 Okay, here's the plan. 388 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,821 I sneak into the house, 389 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,656 Grab some more beers, And we head out. 390 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,158 Everybody understand? 391 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,659 -sounds simple enough. 392 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,695 -don't we need a signal? 393 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,262 -why? 394 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,998 -well, I don't know. 395 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,533 Seems like We ought to have a signal. 396 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,736 -cuckoo! Cuckoo! 397 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,504 Okay? 398 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,972 All right. 399 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,474 It's the last one, man. 400 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:47,811 Guard it with your life. 401 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,280 -don't worry. 402 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,416 I will. 403 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,685 -well...I'm out of here. 404 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,623 -hey, walt? -yeah? 405 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,260 -I guess doug was gonna speak what was in all our hearts. 406 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,829 -could you maybe grab some -- 407 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,031 Some peanut butter and some Bread while you're in there? 408 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,134 I'm starving. 409 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,076 -as we watched that baby-faced rascal 410 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,245 make his way into enemy turf, 411 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,781 we felt a lump welling in our throats. 412 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,583 -[ sneezes ] 413 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,819 -cuckoo! Cuckoo! 414 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,954 -cuckoo! Cuckoo! -cuckoo! Cuckoo! -cuckoo! Cuckoo! 415 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,523 -cuckoo! Cuckoo! -cuckoo! Cuckoo! -cuckoo! Cuckoo! 416 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,359 -looking back, 417 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:40,063 it's more than likely we got a little carried away. 418 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,499 in any case... 419 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,901 -walter! What do you think you're doing?! 420 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,703 -oh, no! 421 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,371 -mom, I wasn't doing anything. 422 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,473 -it's 10:00 at night! I won't stand for it! 423 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,641 -it was horrible. 424 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,811 not more than 20 yards from where we stood, 425 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,747 walter mccafferty was being grounded by his mother, 426 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,982 and there was nothing we could do about it. 427 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:02,219 -right now, young man -- Right to bed! 428 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,788 -and then...It was over. 429 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,057 -I don't believe it. 430 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,126 -maybe he'll come back. 431 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,328 -he's not coming back. 432 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,263 -so, we did what all good troops do 433 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,665 when they lose their leader. 434 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,200 we started whining... 435 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,468 -I'm hungry. 436 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,203 -you're always hungry, doug. 437 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,537 -...Which turned into bickering. 438 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,606 -leave him alone. This isn't his fault. 439 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,441 -no, it's your fault For doing that stupid signal. 440 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,843 -hey, look, We wouldn't even be here 441 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,311 If you hadn't dropped the beer. 442 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,478 -yeah? Well, for your information, 443 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,480 I didn't even want to come On this stupid trip. 444 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,181 -that's obvious. 445 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,317 That's why you sabotaged The beer. 446 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,652 -what are we gonna do? 447 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,719 -how should I know? 448 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,488 -we were near total meltdown, 449 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,723 and there was no one to save us. 450 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,792 and then...It happened. 451 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,393 -what are we gonna do? 452 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,330 I'll tell you What we're gonna do. 453 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,931 We're gonna go. 454 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,033 And we're gonna keep going. 455 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,337 We're gonna get To donna pescarelli's house, 456 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:57,574 Not because we have to Or even because we want to... 457 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,343 But because... 458 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,414 ...Well... 459 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,916 [ dog barking in distance ] 460 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,221 ...Walter would have wanted it That way. 461 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,224 -the funny thing is, 462 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,959 he didn't sneeze once. 463 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,961 -come on. Let's move out. 464 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,867 [ thunder rumbles ] 465 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,269 [ thunder crashes ] 466 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,903 -let's go! 467 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,272 -wait for me! 468 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,376 -I'm not sure how long we walked. 469 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,713 maybe days, maybe hours... 470 00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,716 maybe about 15 minutes. 471 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:43,153 all I knew was we weren't the same bright-eyed kids 472 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,523 who'd started out all those hours ago that autumn night. 473 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,827 we were veterans. 474 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,796 we'd seen the worst, and we'd survived. 475 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,364 and now... 476 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,067 [ young women Talking indistinctly ] 477 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,803 -I think we're here. 478 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,338 -[ giggling ] 479 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,606 -definitely! 480 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,708 -we made it. 481 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,348 -I got to rest. 482 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,920 -you guys wait here. I'll go scout it out. 483 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,098 -they say that soldiers are never so close 484 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,233 as on the eve of battle. 485 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:33,837 while standing there with paul, waiting for the signal, 486 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,106 I could feel that closeness. 487 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,475 [ crickets chirping ] 488 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,480 -hey, paul, look... 489 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,616 Sorry about What I said back there. 490 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,050 -hey. 491 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,187 -the "Wuss" stuff, you know. 492 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,990 -forget about it. 493 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,561 So... 494 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:01,464 We're really going in there. 495 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,334 -mm-hmm. 496 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,972 -I'm scared. 497 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,274 -what are you scared about? 498 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:14,645 -and then paul said something I'll never forget. 499 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,881 -kev? 500 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,519 I'm a virgin. 501 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,222 -it was possibly the deepest secret 502 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,124 paul had ever revealed to me. 503 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:30,560 and I knew I had to say something to reassure him. 504 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,798 -yeah, well... 505 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,902 Y-you know, a lot -- A lot of guys are. 506 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,540 -cuckoo! Cuckoo! 507 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,041 -doug, let's go. 508 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,309 -[ snoring ] 509 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,178 -doug? 510 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,418 -the events of battle are never quite clear. 511 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,754 smoke obscures the battlefield. 512 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,089 things get confused. 513 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,659 -go ahead. Knock on the window. 514 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,996 -only later do historians sort out the facts. 515 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,901 it's enough to say that that night...We met the enemy 516 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,869 face to face. 517 00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,338 -who is it? 518 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,641 -it's just a bunch Of ninth-graders. 519 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,776 [ door closes ] -and the rest... 520 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,445 -who's out there?! 521 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,713 -...Is history. 522 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,348 -the old man! Scatter! 523 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,650 -but it was an honorable retreat. 524 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,319 in some way we couldn't exactly express, 525 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:31,621 we'd accomplished our mission. 526 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,193 we'd done what we had to do. 527 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,595 [ indistinct shouting In distance ] 528 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,468 by the time we got back together, 529 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,438 our adventure had become an epic. 530 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,738 -babes! 531 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,542 Oh, my god, and the father Was at least 300 pounds! 532 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,477 -and he had a shotgun. I swear he had a shotgun. 533 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,912 -we were entitled to a little exaggeration. 534 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,948 every soldier is. 535 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,622 after all, if growing up is war, 536 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,791 then those friends who grew up with you 537 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,860 deserve a special respect -- 538 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,396 the ones who stuck by you, shoulder-to-shoulder, 539 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:16,566 in a time when nothing was certain... 540 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:19,603 when all life lay ahead... 541 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,472 and every road led home. 37884

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