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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:06,505 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:11,275 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,018 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,156 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,761 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:35,400 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,567 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,303 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,711 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,482 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,454 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:03,394 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,931 -every kid needs a hero. 21 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,800 everybody knows that. 22 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:14,539 they teach us about courage... 23 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,908 about ideals... 24 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,044 about life. 25 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:23,715 sometimes heroes are easy to spot. 26 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:28,152 but sometimes...They turn up in unlikely places. 27 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,293 -square both sides Of the equation, 28 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,495 And complete your solution, And then prove it 29 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:41,132 By substituting both roots In the original equation. 30 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,802 -mr. Collins and I had been through a lot together -- 31 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,370 a lot of math, anyway. 32 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:49,507 -the square root of x minus 2 Is x minus 2 times x minus 2. 33 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,109 X equals x squared... 34 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,577 -we'd kind of started out on the wrong foot, 35 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:55,813 but the more I got to know him, the more I -- 36 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:58,183 well...I liked the guy. 37 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:01,318 -and that is How we solve equations 38 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,855 Involving a single radical. 39 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,959 -he wasn't exactly what you'd call "Cool"... 40 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,460 -questions? 41 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,897 Mr. Mccormick. 42 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,335 -is there any of this stuff We should know for the test? 43 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:19,437 -all of it. 44 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:20,738 -all of it? 45 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,942 -I wouldn't teach it if I didn't Think you should know it. 46 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:27,479 -...But he was fair. 47 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,846 -I suggest, in particular, 48 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:30,548 That you study The equation on the board. 49 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,484 That is likely To be on your quiz. 50 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,119 -you had to respect the guy. 51 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,487 at least I did. 52 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,390 and I'd like to think that respect was mutual. 53 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,524 -mr. Arnold. 54 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,460 Do you find something amusing? 55 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,830 -uh...No. Nothing. 56 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,066 [ school bell rings ] 57 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,802 -for tomorrow... 58 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:54,972 Review unit 14 -- "Roots and radicals." 59 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,908 -what a doofus! 60 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,409 [ laughter ] 61 00:02:58,411 --> 00:02:59,844 -maybe to some, 62 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,447 but to me, the man was kind of a hero. 63 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:06,584 he made me want to do my best. 64 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,956 not that my best was anything to brag about, but... 65 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,391 -[ sighs ] 66 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,892 This is a bear. 67 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,696 Why'd I ever let mr. Collins Talk me into advanced math? 68 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,465 -oh, come on, paul. You're doing fine. 69 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,601 -at least I didn't have to suffer the anxieties 70 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,402 of a major-league math jock. 71 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:28,039 -[ sighs ] I don't know. 72 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,474 Look what I got on my last quiz. 73 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,344 A "B." 74 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,046 -so, what's wrong with a "B"? 75 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,416 -a "B" is like Kissing your sister. 76 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,253 -so, who am I kissing? 77 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,123 -uh...Look, I-I didn't mean it like -- 78 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,992 -no, it's all right, paul. I'm fine about it, really. 79 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:51,463 -I'm gonna go Check out some books. 80 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:54,131 -fact was, I was kind of proud of my paltry "C." 81 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,833 I'd worked hard for it, 82 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,802 and, heck, we can't all be "Joe algebra." 83 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,770 besides, who knew? 84 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:02,373 with a little more effort and a teacher like collins... 85 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,275 -right. Collins? 86 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,511 The guy lives On the planet pythagoras. 87 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:09,613 He couldn't find his nose with Both hands and a slide rule. 88 00:04:09,615 --> 00:04:10,915 [ laughter ] 89 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,218 -wait a minute. what was this? 90 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,386 -I don't know. Sounds risky. 91 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:19,624 -you kidding? It's easy. Nothing to it. 92 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,059 Look at this. 93 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,493 -it's our math book. So what? 94 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,362 -you sure about that? 95 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,531 -whoa! It's the teacher's edition. 96 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,699 Where'd you get it? -hey, I got it, okay? 97 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,734 Collins' quizzes are Straight out of the book. 98 00:04:30,736 --> 00:04:34,004 And this book... Has all the answers. 99 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:35,339 -it was weird. 100 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,209 I'd never figured mccormick for a...Cheater. 101 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,643 -I don't know. 102 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:42,613 -hey, you were the ones Complaining about your grades. 103 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,784 If you want to start pulling b's Instead of d's... 104 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,454 -well, how would we do it? 105 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,823 -okay, um, first we need a code. 106 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,926 So, whenever we talk about it, We'll say, um... 107 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,460 "How 'bout those mets?" 108 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,262 -"How 'bout those mets?" 109 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:00,064 Hey, that's great. -cool. 110 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:04,101 -so, uh... Back to the grind, huh? 111 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,604 -yeah, let's go. -yeah. See ya, eddie. 112 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,239 -shh! 113 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,614 -I couldn't believe it. were these guys crazy? 114 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,317 cheating in collins' class? 115 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,419 that didn't seem right. 116 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:24,889 -morality is a luxury In combat, men. 117 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:28,159 And "Fair"...Is for fairy tales. 118 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:32,931 The laws of survival -- Cunning...Wits... 119 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,900 Kill...Or be killed. 120 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,405 Gentlemen... 121 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,408 I give you...Dodgeball. 122 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,147 [ indistinct shouting ] 123 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,785 Bingo! Direct hit! 124 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,987 -of course, in junior high school, 125 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:59,957 you're never too far from the outer edge of civilization. 126 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,460 -hey, arnold! -mccormick. 127 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:05,129 -you didn't happen to overhear Our conversation 128 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:06,797 In the library today, did you? 129 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,566 -why? Worried about something? 130 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,902 -nah. I know You'd never rat on us. 131 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,837 -jungle tactics, men. 132 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,339 Show no mercy. 133 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,174 -ugh! 134 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:22,513 -I was just gonna say, Uh, if you want in... 135 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,148 -was he joking? 136 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,817 -no -- not interested. 137 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,318 -have it your way. 138 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,187 -come on. Let's see a little offense. 139 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:33,924 Very nice, mccormick. 140 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,363 -you're never gonna get away With it. You know that. 141 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,765 -why is that? 142 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,867 -'cause you know collins -- He'll figure it out. 143 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,735 And then he'll eat you For breakfast. 144 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,471 -[ sarcastically ] well, What was I thinking? 145 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,006 It was a dumb idea. 146 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:50,641 You're right, kevin. 147 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,744 -come on! Focus! Concentration, commitment! 148 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,446 -all I'm saying Is that collins -- 149 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,513 -come on, arnold. 150 00:06:56,515 --> 00:06:59,450 Don't be a dunce. Collins isn't god. 151 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:03,855 He's a middle-aged Algebra teacher in a bad suit. 152 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,757 -oh, yeah? 153 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,925 well, this guy was in for a surprise. 154 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,694 -all right, it's your funeral. 155 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:10,561 -we'll see. 156 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,030 -yeah, we'd see. 157 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,799 at least he couldn't say I hadn't warned him. 158 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,967 now it was up to him if he wanted to get -- 159 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,903 -ugh! 160 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:19,737 -you're out, arnold! 161 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,038 [ whistle blows ] 162 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,440 [ school bell rings ] 163 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,343 -have your pencils ready. Books off the desk. 164 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,179 You have 20 minutes To complete this quiz. 165 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:31,081 -all right, dodgeball was one thing. 166 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,983 mr. Collins was quite another. 167 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:38,356 I almost felt sorry for these guys. 168 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:41,092 did they actually believe they could pull this off? 169 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,428 -begin. 170 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,977 -well, that didn't take long. 171 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,412 here it came. 172 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,881 target sighted. 173 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:06,284 lock on radar, and... 174 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,888 I believe we have contact. 175 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,767 -huh? 176 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,369 -I couldn't believe it. collins had missed it. 177 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,472 right under his nose, and he missed it. 178 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,040 -mr. Arnold. 179 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,076 Is something distracting you? 180 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,379 -uh...No, sir. 181 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:38,516 -then I would suggest you Concentrate on your own work. 182 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,586 -yes, sir. 183 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,390 -okay, sure, if that's the way he wanted it. 184 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:50,261 let mccormick cheat. wasn't my problem, anyway. 185 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,931 nope, I'd just go about getting my usual c's, here. 186 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,766 -a "D"?! 187 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:58,469 You got a "D"? 188 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,239 -I don't understand. I mean, I got a 72. 189 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,108 Last week, I got a 72, And it was a "C." 190 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,776 -let me see this. 191 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,812 Hmm. He must be grading On the curve. 192 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,948 -the curve -- you heard stories about it, 193 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,017 but you never thought it'd happen to you. 194 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,953 -it's kind of a parabolic way Of grading. 195 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,489 Imagine the grade distribution Of your class 196 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,690 Is like a bell -- 197 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,726 -paul, I know what a curve is. 198 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,563 -at least, I knew enough about it to smell a rat. 199 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,865 -[ laughs ] yeah. Look at that. 200 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,801 -so, what you're saying is, If there were some students 201 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,104 That were getting C's and d's last week 202 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,772 And this week Are getting a's and b's... 203 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,541 -that's it! That could affect your grade! 204 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,912 -what'd you get? 205 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,579 -great. 206 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,581 -but I wouldn't worry about it. 207 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,350 I mean, I'm sure It's just temporary. 208 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,785 -what makes you think that? 209 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:51,088 -well, an entire grade average Doesn't change overnight. 210 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,723 That much is obvious. 211 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,593 -uh-huh. obvious to paul, maybe. 212 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,494 but what about to mr. Collins? 213 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,496 it was time for mr. "Tough but fair" 214 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:00,965 to put a stop to this. 215 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,045 -oh, come on. 216 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,213 -it was so obvious! 217 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:17,982 right out in the open. 218 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,853 could mr. Collins really be so...Blind? 219 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,925 [ school bell rings ] 220 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,761 it was time to have a little talk. 221 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,132 -mr. Collins? 222 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,935 -yes? 223 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,671 -it's about the quizzes, sir. 224 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:41,906 -what about them? 225 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:45,109 -well, do they always Have to come from the book? 226 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,211 -that is what I told the class At the beginning of the term. 227 00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,515 -yeah, well... 228 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,850 -isn't that A little bit predictable? 229 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,186 -there. now he was catching on. 230 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,954 I knew I could count on him. 231 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,457 -kevin... Are you having a problem? 232 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,693 -uh...No. 233 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,565 It's just this...Curve, sir. 234 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,469 Well, don't you think It's a little unfair? 235 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,371 -no, I don't think so. 236 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,674 -well... 237 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,877 It just seems to me that... 238 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,980 This system Might not be right... 239 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,282 For...This class, anyway. 240 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:28,185 -there. I'd practically drawn him a map. 241 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,921 what was he gonna say to that? 242 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,525 -thank you for your feedback, Mr. Arnold. 243 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,729 But I would suggest That you not concern yourself 244 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,597 With the rest of the class. 245 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,199 -huh? 246 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,036 -every problem... 247 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,839 Contains its own solution, Mr. Arnold. 248 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,375 -what was this guy saying? 249 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,844 it was like talking to a fortune cookie, 250 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,613 while my grade was sinking like a -- 251 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,347 -is there anything else? 252 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,151 -no. 253 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,596 -and that's when I realized I'd been wrong about the man. 254 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,431 this was no hero. 255 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,567 this was just a middle-aged guy in a bad suit 256 00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,569 teaching junior-high algebra. 257 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:20,837 [ blows nose ] 258 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,577 [ indistinct conversations ] 259 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,546 it wasn't fair. 260 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,781 those jokers were getting a free ride 261 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,684 while the conductor was asleep at the switch. 262 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,086 -hey, mccormick! 263 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,522 -yeah? 264 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,591 -it was time to put things right. 265 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,362 I was going to take control of the situation. 266 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,097 -what?! 267 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,834 -it was now or never. 268 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,239 -how 'bout those mets? 269 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,407 -[ chuckles ] 270 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,243 -yeah. All right. 271 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,662 -and so began my life of crime. 272 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,370 the funny thing is, I thought it'd be hard, but... 273 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,141 ...Mccormick was right. 274 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,010 it was easy. 275 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,015 at first. 276 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,783 -a "B." 277 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:43,020 Kevin, this is wonderful. I'm so proud of you. 278 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,922 -pretty soon, though... 279 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:47,324 -see? 280 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,461 When you apply yourself, You get what you deserve. 281 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,497 -...Things started to get more complicated. 282 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:57,301 -you got a b-plus? Kevin, you math stud, you! 283 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,936 -then again... 284 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,538 -hey, maybe I should study With you. 285 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,740 -what can I say? 286 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:04,942 -what could I say? 287 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,543 -a-minus. 288 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,712 Kevin, I'm so proud of you. 289 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,549 -it was all a little confusing. 290 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,918 -I hear mr. Collins Is really hard. 291 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,619 -well, yeah, but it... 292 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,021 -you're so smart. 293 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,157 -I mean, where was it all gonna lead? 294 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,962 -maybe you could help me With some of my math. 295 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,267 -an "A." 296 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,205 -okay, maybe I'd gone too far. 297 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,039 but I couldn't help myself. 298 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,675 after all, it was pretty clear 299 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,310 nobody was minding the store here. 300 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,881 if collins didn't care, why should I? 301 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,416 -mr. Arnold. 302 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,753 May I speak to you For a moment? 303 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:53,858 -and then, suddenly, I cared. 304 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,261 okay, the important thing here is not to whimper. 305 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,163 just put your head on the chopping block 306 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,698 and pray for a clean stroke. 307 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,568 -I've just been looking At your grades. 308 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,836 -yes, sir? 309 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,538 -you shot up from a 72 Two weeks ago 310 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:14,644 To an 85, to an 87, to a 92, And today a 96. 311 00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:17,314 Now, wouldn't you say That was pretty remarkable? 312 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,083 -well... 313 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,554 I guess so. 314 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:27,257 -I've been thinking About what to do about it. 315 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,426 -in a way, it was a relief. 316 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,728 I guess, on some level, 317 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,263 I just wanted the whole thing to be over. 318 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,667 -I'd like to put you In my honors math class. 319 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,904 -e-excuse me? 320 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,706 -we'd have to juggle Your schedule, 321 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,675 But I think We could manage that. 322 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,544 It's a very demanding class, 323 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,479 But, uh, Based on your work in here, 324 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,115 I think you're ready for it. 325 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,483 What do you think? 326 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,486 -sounds like fun. 327 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,721 -good. 328 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:01,392 You can start tomorrow. 329 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,660 -[ chuckles nervously ] 330 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,629 -well, there you had it. 331 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,099 -then prove it... 332 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,868 -I was up the proverbial creek without a slide rule. 333 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:15,438 -...In the original equation, Thus... 334 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,741 -this is gonna be great, huh? 335 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,942 -yeah. 336 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,278 -yeah, "Great" was the word. 337 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,580 -in order to remove The denominators, 338 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,083 We multiply both sides Of the equation 339 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,686 By 5x times x minus 3. 340 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,620 And the result is... 341 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:35,292 -I was a stranger in a strange land. 342 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,361 -of course, when we solve Quadratic equations 343 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,196 By completing the square, 344 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,466 It is necessary to make One member of the equation 345 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,435 A perfect square trinomial. 346 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,836 Both sides of the equation... 347 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,604 -did you get what he just said? 348 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,740 -when you solve Quadratic equations By completing the square, 349 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,575 You have to make One member of the equation 350 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,344 A perfect square trinomial. 351 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,579 -yeah. 352 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,481 That's, uh... 353 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,483 That's what I thought he said. 354 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,752 -...4x plus 4. 355 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,555 All right, Who can solve the equation? 356 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,855 -ooh! 357 00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:07,391 -uh, isaac newton? 358 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,059 enrico fermi? 359 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,894 -kevin arnold? 360 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,230 -uh... 361 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,432 Uh... 362 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,236 Uh... 363 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,938 -put your hands down. 364 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,074 Mr. Arnold? 365 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,245 -I was trapped! 366 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,550 -could you repeat the question? 367 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:37,688 -73, 286, 12, 12. 368 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,289 -what? 369 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:43,927 -13, 440, 11, 57. 370 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,129 -what's he talking about? 371 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,298 -4, 7, 615, 42. 372 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,234 -what?! -5, 68, 93. 373 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,902 -I don't know What you're saying! 374 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,437 -[ all saying numbers ] 375 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,638 -what?! 376 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,374 -69, 1,000, 200... 377 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,609 -I don't know this stuff! 378 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,977 -44, 96, 27, 92. 379 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,746 -I don't know What you're saying. 380 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,882 -2-3-0-5, 172. 381 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,585 -the square root of 14 billion, 3,000, 622,000... 382 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,920 -stop! No! Please! 383 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,256 -89, 17, 67, 24. 384 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,724 -stop! N-o-o-o! 385 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,529 -submitted for your approval -- 386 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,999 A boy suffering The tortures of algebra. 387 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,368 He went looking For easy answers, 388 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,303 But somehow it didn't add up. 389 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,072 Let "X" equal An unknown quantity. 390 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,108 Let "Y" go left unanswered. 391 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:36,447 If six bald men get on a train Going a hundred miles per hour, 392 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,450 How many stops Before you reach... 393 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,519 The twilight zone? 394 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,657 -well, I'd learned One thing in advanced math. 395 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,025 I'd learned I was going to fail. 396 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,528 maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, 397 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,397 but soon -- and for the rest of my life. 398 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,100 -hey, mccormick, wait up! 399 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,801 -hey, guys... 400 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,469 -hey, mccormick. 401 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,839 I got a problem. 402 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,141 -hey, man, I got my own problems. 403 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,376 -what are you talking about? 404 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,510 -didn't you hear?! 405 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,512 -we all got f's On the unit test, 406 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,749 And the unit test Counts for 50% of the grade. 407 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,818 -it's collins, man. He's totally out to lunch. 408 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,954 He's supposed to take the tests Out of the book, 409 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,589 Just like the quizzes. 410 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,024 He doesn't know what he's doing. 411 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,491 -maybe. 412 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,261 but suddenly, I was beginning to wonder... 413 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,963 -you're dead, eddie! 414 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,998 -come on, guys, Get out of my way. 415 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,900 -hold it, mccormick. -we're not done with you yet. 416 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,036 -...About a lot of things. 417 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,613 I began to realize that with the curve, 418 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,182 if I'd just stayed put, 419 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,851 then my "C" could have been a "B"... 420 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,519 a real "B"... 421 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,427 ...One that I earned. 422 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,564 the funny thing is, 423 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,567 mccormick and the others had paid their price, 424 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,936 while I was left alone... 425 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,604 [ clock ticking ] 426 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,808 ...With nothing but my conscience... 427 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,177 staring me in the face. 428 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,421 this wasn't gonna be easy. 429 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,007 -mr. Collins? 430 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,653 -had enough? 431 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,428 -but...How -- 432 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:09,499 -every problem contains Its own solution, mr. Arnold. 433 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:25,115 All right, now, please take Your seats and settle down. 434 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,851 -so, it was back to long hours, hard work, 435 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,519 and respectable c's. 436 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,088 it felt good. 437 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,791 -you may begin. 438 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,627 -as for why collins had singled me out, 439 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,896 I could only guess. 440 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,831 but the man had said, 441 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,267 "Every problem contains its own solution." 442 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,038 -mr. Arnold. 443 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:53,009 Do you have a question? 444 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,746 -uh...No. 445 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,618 No. 446 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:07,458 -so, I guess he'd wanted me to solve this one... 447 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,426 on my own. 448 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,562 [ paul simon's "American tune" Plays ] 449 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:19,870 -♪ many's the time I've been mistaken ♪ 450 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:25,275 ♪ and many times confused ♪ 451 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:30,981 ♪ yes, and I've often Felt forsaken ♪ 452 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:36,353 ♪ and certainly misused ♪ 453 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,323 ♪ oh, but I'm all right ♪ 454 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,226 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 33050

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