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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,904 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:11,109 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,624 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,528 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:35,033 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:40,404 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,343 [ choir vocalizing ] 11 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,151 -some people pass through your life, 12 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,287 and you never think about them again. 13 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:58,123 some you think about and wonder, 14 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,125 "What ever happened to them?" 15 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,334 dentist, maybe. 16 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,770 gossip columnist. 17 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:14,105 no -- divorce lawyer. 18 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:21,346 some you wonder if they ever wondered what happened to you. 19 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,918 and then there are those... 20 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,687 you wish you never had to think about again. 21 00:01:31,557 --> 00:01:33,591 but you do. 22 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,761 [ whistle blows ] 23 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,030 -all right. Over here. Form up in two lines. 24 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,001 -what's this all about? 25 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,268 -beats me. 26 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,938 -today, people, And all this week, 27 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,939 We'll be studying unit seven 28 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,576 Of your physical-education Curriculum handbook. 29 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,145 -unit seven. 30 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,714 it smacked of romance. 31 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:58,116 faraway places. 32 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,484 -unit seven. 33 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,087 Square dancing. 34 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,555 -square dancing?! 35 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:06,024 -what is it? 36 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,525 What can it do for you? 37 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,627 -is this dorky, or what? 38 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,529 -definitely dorky. 39 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,698 -I mean, come on! square dancing? 40 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,567 what, in case we ever crash-landed in the ozarks? 41 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,302 [ whistle blows ] 42 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:25,376 on the other hand, it might have its finer aspects. 43 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,712 [ young women giggling, Indistinct conversations ] 44 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,456 yep. Nothing wrong with a little square dancing. 45 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,494 -all right, listen up. 46 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,663 Now that the ladies Have joined us, 47 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,899 We're going to assign partners For the week. 48 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,099 [ clears throat ] 49 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:51,135 Finlan...And bryce. 50 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,803 Step to the center. 51 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,472 -this was critical. 52 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,608 we were being matched for a week. 53 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,275 in seventh-grade terms, 54 00:02:58,277 --> 00:03:01,679 that translates to about 11 years. 55 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,848 -kasimir and...Reeve. 56 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,317 -god, I sure hope I don't get a loser. 57 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,219 -I know what you mean. 58 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:11,189 -pfeiffer and...Gambowski. 59 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,224 -yes! -[ wolf whistles ] 60 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:15,593 [ indistinct conversations ] 61 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:19,897 -okay. so, paul had hit the jackpot. 62 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,866 I wasn't worried. 63 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,769 still plenty of fillies left in this pasture. 64 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,137 -arnold... 65 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,505 -here we go. 66 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,640 lucky, lucky, lucky. 67 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,376 -...And farquhar. 68 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,480 -and suddenly, my life was over. 69 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,348 [ young women giggling ] 70 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,986 I'd just been partnered with margaret farquhar, 71 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:45,456 the flagship for seventh-grade weirdness. 72 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,960 some people march to the beat of a different drummer. 73 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,696 margaret had her own percussion section. 74 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:52,964 -yes? 75 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,165 -are we gonna do-si-do? 76 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,366 -we'll get to that. 77 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,335 -oh, no. 78 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,470 -yes? 79 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,204 -why is it called "Do-si-do"? 80 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,505 [ light laughter ] 81 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:03,240 -because that's What it's called. 82 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,743 Arnold! 83 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,478 -is that clockwise Or the other way around? 84 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,180 -did I ask for questions? 85 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,482 I always ask for questions. 86 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,916 -that was margaret. 87 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,719 she could get on the nerves of any teacher... 88 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,354 including gandhi. 89 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,655 -arnold! Step to the center now. 90 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,824 -go get 'em, tiger. 91 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:27,365 -all right. First things first. 92 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,333 The bow and curtsy. 93 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,979 -it was gonna be a long week. 94 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,650 -hey, arnold! -here it came. 95 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,951 the sharks to the kill. 96 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,053 -looked pretty happy Out there with farquhar. 97 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:50,955 -yeah. Thrilled. [ laughter ] 98 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,826 -"Uh, excuse me, but, uh... Why do they call it 'do-si-do?'" 99 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,661 -duh! -duh! 100 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,063 -scrub behind your ears, arnold? 101 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,298 -got to watch out for cooties. 102 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,166 -okay. I had to nip this in the bud. 103 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,769 I had a reputation at stake here. 104 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,303 -well, maybe I'll be sick This week, 105 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,172 And one of you will have to Dance with her. 106 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,107 -oh! 107 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,709 -keep this boy healthy! 108 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,210 -duh! 109 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,311 -duh! 110 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,512 -duh! -duh! 111 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,380 -okay. I'd handled that pretty well. 112 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:19,250 besides, they were just a bunch of goofy guys. 113 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,052 I could deal with them. 114 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,954 -I hear you're in love. 115 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:26,090 I hear You really, really want her. 116 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,958 An hour a day isn't enough, huh? 117 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,360 -shut up, wayne. 118 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,729 -shut up about what? 119 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,729 -nothing. 120 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,198 -kevin was square dancing In gym today. 121 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,666 -square dancing? 122 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,000 What kind of sport is that? 123 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,635 Don't they teach wrestling Anymore? 124 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:38,836 -oh, I don't know, honey. 125 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,506 I'm sure it teaches Good eye-foot coordination. 126 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,442 -so, uh, who'd you get As a partner, kev? 127 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,610 -some girl. 128 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,045 -some girl? 129 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,080 Oh, surely you're too modest. 130 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,982 -well, who was it, kevin? 131 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,918 -[ mumbling ] Margaret farquhar. 132 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,720 -I didn't get that. Could you speak up? 133 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:56,787 -margaret farquhar? 134 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:59,190 Trudy farquhar's sister? 135 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,457 She's a little different, Isn't she? 136 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:02,393 -[ laughs ] 137 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,662 Are you kidding? She's a joke. 138 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:05,996 She's a gleep. 139 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,532 Sorry, kevin. 140 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,333 -hey. I didn't pick her. 141 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:12,437 And besides, first thing Tomorrow, I'm gonna dump her. 142 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,340 -kevin. That's not very nice. 143 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,075 You wouldn't really do that, Would you? 144 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,376 -well... 145 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,644 -look, just because She's different 146 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:20,978 Doesn't mean You can't be nice to her. 147 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,847 -well, look... 148 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,351 She's just...Not popular, okay? 149 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:29,187 -uh-oh. fatal mistake. 150 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,723 I'd opened the door for the most dreaded words 151 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,524 in the dictionary of kid-dom. 152 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,192 -kevin... 153 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:37,895 I expect more of you than that. 154 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,063 -ahhh-ouch! 155 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,264 [ square dance music plays ] 156 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,299 -all join hands, circle left. 157 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:44,135 Promenade the hall. 158 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,471 Promenade. Now, don't be shy. 159 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,372 Grab your lady and pass on by. 160 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,407 [ rhythmic clapping ] 161 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,778 -what do mothers know? 162 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:57,414 let them spend a morning on the slippery slopes 163 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,450 of seventh-grade society. 164 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,888 -girls to the center. Form a star. 165 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,127 -suddenly, I felt singled out. 166 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,296 -boys to the center. Same as before. 167 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,232 -a marked man. 168 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,633 -having fun? 169 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:16,667 -in your dreams. 170 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,935 -looks like love to me. [ laughs ] 171 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,937 -are you kidding? She makes me want to -- 172 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,105 [ ding! ] 173 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,142 -kevin, I expect more of you than that. 174 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,410 -all right, mom. all right. 175 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:31,115 so summoning up all the humanity I could muster... 176 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,050 -now bow to your partners. 177 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,218 [ record scratches ] 178 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,820 Class dismissed. 179 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,389 -...I fulfilled my moral responsibility. 180 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,657 -see ya, margaret. 181 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,261 -and that was that. 182 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,039 -hi, kevin. 183 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,307 -uh-oh. keep going. 184 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,741 -I'm standing in the hall. 185 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,143 -no, don't turn around. 186 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,878 -uh... 187 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,813 -miss billings sent me out here. 188 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,948 She says I ask Too many questions. 189 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:06,484 Were you in the bathroom? 190 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,952 -great. I'd said three words to her. 191 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,254 now we were gonna have to have a whole conversation. 192 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,589 -I have to go a lot, too... 193 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:14,191 When I drink too much water In the morning. 194 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,593 Do you like bats? 195 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,395 -bats? 196 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,863 -I have a fruit bat. 197 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,765 -mama! this chick was weird! 198 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:21,999 -do you like The name "Mortimer"? 199 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,168 -look, I have to get back to class. 200 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,137 -what class? -I got to go. 201 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,805 -okay. Did you -- -I got to go, margaret. 202 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,606 -well, I'd learned one thing. 203 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:30,874 -bye, kevin! 204 00:08:30,876 --> 00:08:33,110 -never go to the boys' room alone. 205 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:34,711 stay in groups. 206 00:08:34,713 --> 00:08:38,416 -heidi wore perfume today, The kind I'm allergic to. 207 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:41,753 But when I sneezed, She said, "Gesundheit." 208 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,721 She could have just said, "Bless you," 209 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,390 But she gave it to me in german. 210 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,759 -you're an animal, paul. 211 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,826 -yeah. 212 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,428 I'm gonna go get An ice-cream sandwich. 213 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,031 Got to keep up that strength. 214 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,532 -amazing. 215 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,468 fate had given paul heidi gambowski 216 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,536 and me... 217 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,138 batgirl. 218 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,040 [ chuckles ] heck, it was almost funny, you know. 219 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,308 -hi! 220 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,142 -margaret! 221 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,676 -unh-unh. not acceptable. 222 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:06,944 not in public. 223 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,646 an empty hallway, maybe. but not a cafeteria. 224 00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:11,415 -do you like chili? 225 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,920 -you can't sit here. 226 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,222 -I almost fell down during The grand right and left today. 227 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,323 Did you notice? 228 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,991 -the nerve of this kid. 229 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,659 -I-I have these seats saved. 230 00:09:22,661 --> 00:09:25,129 -I went ice-skating once, And I fell down a lot. 231 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,330 But I always think 232 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,533 You got to get back On that horse and ride. 233 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,766 -geez. what did I have to do here? 234 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:31,002 call western union? 235 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,236 -margaret -- [ ding! ] 236 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,705 -I expect more of you than that. 237 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,375 -okay, so I wouldn't tell her. 238 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,109 [ laughter ] 239 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,812 I'd just eat fast. very fast. 240 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:44,848 no moral law against that, was there? 241 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:45,849 -do you like to ice-skate? 242 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,318 -[ mumbles ] 243 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,619 -where were you born? 244 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,554 -don't chew! Swallow! 245 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,889 then get the heck out of there! 246 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,257 -bats don't eat breakfast, Either. 247 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,325 -almost home now. 248 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,626 -do you think "Mortimer" Is a good name for a bat? 249 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,494 -[ muffled ] I'm finished. Bye. 250 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,530 -but you didn't Even answer my -- -bye. 251 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,432 -there. I'd made it. no cooties on me, right? 252 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,367 -are you and margaret Going steady now? 253 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,368 [ laughter ] 254 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:08,039 -ughhhh! 255 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,744 -hey, romeo. -yeah, romeo and farquhar-et. 256 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,679 -oh, romeo, romeo. 257 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,781 Where "Farquhart" thou, Oh, romeo? 258 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,916 [ laughter ] 259 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,584 -duh! -duh! 260 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,120 -I needed help. 261 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,257 -paul, do me a favor? 262 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,591 -sure. Name it. 263 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,493 -let me dance with heidi today. 264 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:32,229 -not on your life! 265 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,232 -well, I was on my own. 266 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,969 there was only one way to put the brakes on with margaret. 267 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,706 -hi. 268 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:42,807 -snub her. 269 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,475 [ square dance music plays ] 270 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,945 -now take your lady By the...Hand. 271 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:51,081 -oh, I-I sprained my wrist. 272 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,651 -heh heh heh. 273 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,720 why hadn't I thought of this before? 274 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,823 -all join hands. Circle left. 275 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,092 -[ coughs ] 276 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,495 -yep. It was working. 277 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,330 like a charm. 278 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,134 -circle left around the ring. 279 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,036 Parade, parade, You're going the right way. 280 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,107 Parade, parade, You're...Going the other way. 281 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:23,881 -this was gonna be tricky. 282 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,020 -all right. 283 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,188 [ music stops ] 284 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,157 We'll try again tomorrow. 285 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,360 -success. 286 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,397 she'd finally gotten the message. 287 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,864 [ knock on door ] 288 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,868 -I'll get it! 289 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,169 -did you know you only live 290 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,771 Five streets down And three across? 291 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,439 -maybe one thing that made margaret a social pariah 292 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,508 was she didn't know how to take a hint, 293 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,609 subtle or otherwise. 294 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:53,911 -I brought mortimer. 295 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,645 He's sleeping. Do you want to see? 296 00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,081 -no. don't encourage her. 297 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,183 -margaret, you can't stay. 298 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,518 I have, um... 299 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,352 -homework. 300 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,120 -...Homework and, uh... 301 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,789 -uh, a doctor's appointment. 302 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,492 -do you have a water tap With water? 303 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,259 -look, I'm really, really busy. 304 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:12,296 Really, really, really busy. 305 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,330 -kevin? -so... 306 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,265 -who's that at the door? 307 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:18,001 Margaret? 308 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:21,172 -uh-oh. I could see mom's radar working overtime. 309 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:25,342 in about three seconds, she was gonna fall in love. 310 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,111 -she can't stay, mom. 311 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:30,314 -now, I'm sure she can stay For just a little while. 312 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,348 Can't you, margaret? 313 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,550 -well, fine. why don't we just adopt her? 314 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,319 -maybe she'd like to sit down? 315 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:40,658 -that was it. margaret was in like flynn. 316 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,495 -this is my bat. 317 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,963 -but hold on here. 318 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,297 -bat? 319 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,166 -he won't go in your hair Unless there's bugs there. 320 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,801 [ rustling, squeaking ] 321 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,169 I would have brought Isabelle, too, 322 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,870 But her terrarium's Too hard to carry. 323 00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:55,406 -isabelle? -my tarantula. 324 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,540 -holy cow. 325 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,875 bats and spiders? 326 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,610 two of mom's personal favorites. 327 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,379 -I also have a lizard, But he's sick. 328 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,148 -oh. 329 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,250 -did margaret know what she was doing? 330 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,651 -that's too bad. 331 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,519 I hope he feels better. 332 00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:10,887 -amazing. 333 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,757 mrs. Be-nice-to-everyone 334 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,092 had been chased out of her own kitchen. 335 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,226 [ door closes ] 336 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,829 -I-I guess Your mother doesn't like bats. 337 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,398 -no. 338 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,434 -yeah, neither does mine. 339 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,310 -so, uh... 340 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,713 You want to sit down? 341 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,354 -and so, I spent an hour 342 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,724 with the most unpopular girl in school. 343 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,726 -do you know where the word "Tarantula" comes from? 344 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,560 -huh? 345 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,228 -well, they had this disease In europe 346 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,497 That if you got it Made you jerk around Like you were dancing. 347 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,831 And they thought It came from spiders. 348 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,500 -she was weird, all right. 349 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,770 the funny thing is, she was also interesting... 350 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:00,871 in a weird way. 351 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,374 -so they named the spider After the dance -- 352 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,677 Tarantella...Tarantula. 353 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,180 -margaret, Can I ask you something? 354 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,284 Why do you have Three pigtails? 355 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,187 -because you never know 356 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,089 When you're gonna need An extra rubber band. 357 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,792 -I'd never met anyone like her. 358 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,528 not that I liked her, you understand. 359 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,364 still... 360 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,235 -so, your dad was in the army? 361 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,337 -we travel a lot. 362 00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:38,408 Do you know anyone who's been To 12 schools in 8 years? 363 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,578 -that's a lot of schools. 364 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:45,082 -bats are good travelers. 365 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,184 Dogs you have to leave behind. 366 00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:56,794 -kevin, will your friend Be staying for dinner? 367 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,829 -now, that was a picture. 368 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,799 margaret, mortimer, mom and dad and... 369 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,068 wayne! 370 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:04,768 -margaret! 371 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,038 You got to go. 372 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,339 -now? -yes, now. 373 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,073 -can I have Another drink of water? 374 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,475 -here. Here's your glass. 375 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,876 There's a hose up the street Around the corner. 376 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:13,910 -kevin! 377 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,846 -sorry, mom. it was ditch her or die. 378 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,948 -well, maybe you can come To my house sometime. 379 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,349 -sure. Sure. 380 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,084 -if you come tonight, You could meet isabelle. 381 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,119 -I-I'll be there. -is that a promise? 382 00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:23,988 -mom? 383 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,222 -yeah, okay. I promise. 384 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,924 -really? You promise? -I promise! 385 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,193 -what'd I miss, here? 386 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,129 -nothing. 387 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,530 -nope. Nothing. 388 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,466 nothing at all. 389 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:40,237 except for one meaningless little promise. 390 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,840 -[ sighs ] 391 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,577 -that night I went to margaret's house. 392 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,913 but only because I promised. 393 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,281 -[ sighs ] 394 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,720 -okay, maybe it was more than that. 395 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,022 heck, she did have a tarantula in there. 396 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,794 and it was dark. 397 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,063 no one would ever see me... 398 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,531 [ doorbell rings ] 399 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,966 ...Unless, of course, someone happened to pass by. 400 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,502 someone I knew. 401 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,437 someone who knew margaret. 402 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,905 someone like... 403 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,073 -yoo-hoo! Kevin! 404 00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:19,743 Look, everybody! It's kevin arnold! 405 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,844 Hit the floods! 406 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,647 [ laughter ] 407 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,682 -duh! 408 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,616 -duh! -duh! -duh! 409 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,154 [ helicopter blades whirring ] 410 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,026 -there he is. We see him. 411 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,729 Attention, neighborhood. 412 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,498 Attention, neighborhood. 413 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,833 Kevin arnold is At margaret farquhar's house. 414 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,134 I repeat... 415 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,905 Kevin arnold is At margaret farquhar's house. 416 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,580 -coming! 417 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,823 -ugh. 418 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,158 -hello? 419 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,261 -all in all, I guess I lost my nerve. 420 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,603 -hey, how did you get Those scratches on your arm? 421 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,071 -I don't know. 422 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,006 -looks like you fell In a pricker bush. 423 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,609 -paul, where do you come up With this stuff? 424 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,677 How do you I didn't get Into a fight 425 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:28,945 With cat or something? 426 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,681 -well, you see, These scratches are lighter, 427 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,916 And a cat's are, you know. 428 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,051 -paul, look, I just have to be 429 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,153 By myself for a while, okay? 430 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,487 -sure. 431 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,090 But I still say it looks like You fell on a pricker bush. 432 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,431 -I'd made my decision. 433 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,700 this couldn't go on. 434 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,669 it was time to deal with it once and for all. 435 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,542 -margaret? 436 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,879 -hi, kevin. 437 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,315 Where you at my house Last night? 438 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,350 My bell rang. Did you ring my bell? 439 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,451 -that's right. 440 00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:10,553 pour on the old guilt, why don't you? 441 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:12,256 -my mother made popcorn. 442 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,257 -margaret... 443 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,060 I-I can't talk to you anymore. 444 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,895 -what? 445 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,095 -and then I had an idea. 446 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,464 a great idea. 447 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,033 -well, you know, I like you, and... 448 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,768 I think you're really nice. 449 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,637 But, so, We can talk to each other. 450 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,907 But not at school. 451 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,741 Or at my house. 452 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,177 Or in front of anybody. 453 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:37,347 But, you know, We could still be friends. 454 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,415 You know... 455 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,951 Just no one would have to know About it. 456 00:18:41,953 --> 00:18:46,523 We'd be, um...Secret friends. 457 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,558 Okay? 458 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,660 -zowie! talk about a solution. 459 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,895 -secret friends? 460 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,064 -well, yeah... 461 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,366 Kind of. 462 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,868 -the funny thing is, I actually believed 463 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,271 she'd jump at the opportunity. 464 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,139 -you don't want to talk to me? 465 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,206 -she wasn't jumping. 466 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,009 -why don't you want to talk To me?! 467 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,645 -well, I didn't say that I didn't want to talk to you. 468 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,978 -you don't want me to talk To you? 469 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,715 -see? Now she was twisting it all around. 470 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:12,782 -how can you be friends 471 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,184 If you don't want to talk To somebody?! 472 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,119 -hey, hey, hey. What's going on here? 473 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,153 -uh... 474 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,388 -I don't understand this. 475 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,090 What's so awful about talking? 476 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,424 -hey, arnold. 477 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,926 Looks like honeymoon time. 478 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,695 -hey, arnold. You pop the question yet? 479 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,596 -ha ha. Very funny. 480 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,731 -hey, uh, farky, 481 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,901 Why do they call These things "Pigtails"? 482 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,636 -it was horrible. 483 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:36,140 I wanted to tell them to knock it off, leave her alone. 484 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,742 and margaret -- I wanted to scream at her. 485 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,644 why did she have to be so weird? 486 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,946 why couldn't she just be normal? 487 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,182 I wanted to say something. 488 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,850 but I didn't. 489 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,686 I couldn't. 490 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,953 -duh! -duh! 491 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,325 -it was margaret who did the talking. 492 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,696 -I thought you were different. 493 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,832 -ooh. -ooh. -ooh. 494 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,446 [ square dance music plays ] 495 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:34,597 -and so, that last day of square-dancing, 496 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:36,767 I danced alone. 497 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,537 maybe if I'd been a little braver, 498 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,707 I could have been her friend, but the truth is, 499 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,543 in seventh grade, who you are 500 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:49,713 is what other seventh graders say you are. 501 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,015 [ choir vocalizing ] 502 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,834 the funny thing is, it's hard to remember the names 503 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,004 of the kids you spent so much time trying to impress. 504 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,112 but you don't forget someone like margaret farquhar. 505 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,481 professor of biology. 506 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,983 mother of six. 507 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,985 friend to bats. 35980

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