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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:06,137 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,342 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:17,081 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,457 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,933 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,342 [ ticking ] 11 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,678 [ alarm rings ] 12 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,312 [ ringing stops ] 13 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,718 -in junior high school, 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,453 there were days when you felt like nothing 15 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,255 was worth getting out of bed for. 16 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,323 [ intro to the temptations' "My girl" plays ] 17 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,693 but then you remembered... 18 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,795 -♪ I've got sunshine... ♪ 19 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,663 -...You were going to see her. 20 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,932 -♪ ...On a cloudy day ♪ 21 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:11,235 -your day was gonna have all these moments... 22 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:15,573 -♪ when it's cold outside... ♪ 23 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,711 -...Moments that were full of possibility, 24 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,413 when you were sure that something -- 25 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,082 something was going to happen. -kevin? 26 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,985 -and then there were the moments 27 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:29,654 that made you really, really... 28 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,888 -♪ my girl ♪ 29 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,524 [ needle scratches on record ] 30 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,758 -...Nervous. 31 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:39,264 -"Hell hath no fury Like a woman scorned." 32 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,165 What do you think the poet Is trying to say? 33 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,500 -I don't know why, 34 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,136 but ever since I'd broken up with becky slater, 35 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:48,673 I felt uneasy whenever I saw her and winnie together. 36 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,442 -throughout literature, 37 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,578 We see images of women As avenging harpies 38 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,781 Driven by mad fits Of jealous rage. 39 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,051 In greek mythology, There's aphrodite, 40 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:04,589 Whose insane jealousy Of helen of troy triggered a war 41 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:09,861 Which led thousands of men To gruesome, agonizing deaths. 42 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,130 -I started to think -- 43 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:16,935 a dumpee could really do a lot of damage to a dumpster. 44 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,736 a girl like becky slater could -- 45 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,905 -but is this a fair portrayal Of women? 46 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:27,511 Or does it say something about Men's fears and insecurities? 47 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,748 -I don't think women Are like that. 48 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,451 I think most women, When their feelings are hurt, 49 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,153 Just get really sad. 50 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,388 -god, she was beautiful. 51 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,491 and she was right. 52 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,226 I wasn't being fair to poor becky. 53 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:44,862 after all, I was the one who had hurt her. 54 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,032 and the sad thing was, I liked becky. 55 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,301 I really did. 56 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,971 we'd really had some laughs together. 57 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,472 -[ laughing ] 58 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:57,942 -so we were at the dance, Right? 59 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:59,878 And paul -- You should see paul. 60 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,646 He's doing the swim with carla, You know? 61 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,482 Only he's so nervous, He's swimming like a sea-monkey. 62 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:07,952 He's like "Whoo," "Wuh." 63 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,087 And then carla, you know, She's, like, standing there, 64 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:11,389 Like, staring at him, 65 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,858 And she's dancing like one of Her feet has fallen asleep, 66 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,961 But she can't decide which one, So she's like, 67 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,829 "Well, is it this one Or maybe this one? 68 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:19,731 Or this one?" -[ squeals ] 69 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,065 -she's like Dancing in jello. 70 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,167 She's like "Wooh." 71 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:26,671 Kirk mccray. He's the best. Okay. Here. 72 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,642 "Hi. I'm kirk mccray. 73 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,011 "I'm gonna dance. I have to be very, very careful. 74 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,145 "'cause if I move Too fast, 75 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,513 "Girls have been known To drop dead 76 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:36,881 "Right down On our dance floor. 77 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:37,949 "Huh! 78 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,084 "Ooh. There goes another one. 79 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,185 Sorry, pretty baby." 80 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:42,353 -[ laughing continues ] 81 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,421 Kevin! 82 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,755 -oh, and then there's winnie. 83 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,190 There's always winnie, you know? 84 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,958 She's like The ultimate miss priss. 85 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,627 She walks up to you Like this. 86 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,729 [ high-pitched ] "Hi, kevin. Hi, paul." 87 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,764 [ laughs ] You want to look at her and say, 88 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:54,932 "What's the matter, winnie? 89 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,967 Forget to take the hanger Out of your shirt?" 90 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:59,203 -[ squeals ] kevin! 91 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,271 -oh, and then when she dances, 92 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,274 It's like "The bride Of the mummy does the pony." 93 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,775 You know, she's all... 94 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,344 -[ squeals ] Kevin, you're so mean! 95 00:04:07,346 --> 00:04:09,146 [ laughing ] 96 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,620 -whoa-boy. I guess it was sort of mean. 97 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,688 some of those remarks were the kind of things 98 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,824 that might look bad out of context. 99 00:04:20,826 --> 00:04:24,028 -why do you think the Scorned lover seeking revenge 100 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,698 Is such a recurrent theme In literature? 101 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,169 -I think revenge is just A natural part of life. 102 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,872 When someone Does something bad to you, 103 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:38,376 You feel like doing something Even worse back to them. 104 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,044 It's just normal. 105 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,347 -hey, winnie? 106 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,681 -yeah? 107 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,283 -how was your day? 108 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,351 -fine. 109 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:50,221 -well, just okay fine Or good fine? 110 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,023 -I don't know. It was fine. 111 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:52,657 -oh, good. 112 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:53,991 -this was not good. 113 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,894 winnie was giving me the cold shoulder. 114 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,297 I had a bad feeling becky had told her something. 115 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,966 -winnie...Did becky Say anything about me? 116 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,034 -like what? 117 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,970 -uh, nothing. 118 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,706 I don't know. Did she? 119 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,608 -no. 120 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,277 -you sure? -yeah. 121 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,145 -well, then, what's the matter? 122 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,116 -hold these. 123 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,456 -winnie? 124 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,824 Winnie? 125 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:28,993 [ door opens ] 126 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,365 -I think I'm sick. 127 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,768 -oh, you're sick! 128 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,070 -it was great! she was sick! 129 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,872 becky hadn't told her anything! 130 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,373 -that's terrible. 131 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,676 -you should probably go. 132 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,812 -well, do you need anything? 133 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,547 Uh, do you want anything to eat? 134 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,082 -no! 135 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,584 No, I'm not hungry. 136 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,954 -well, your mom's not here. Who's gonna take care of you? 137 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,389 -don't bounce. 138 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,124 -sorry. 139 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,968 You got a fever, all right. 140 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,441 Uh, I'm gonna stay here Until your mom gets back. 141 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,410 Come on. Let's get you under the covers. 142 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,980 -but I don't want you To get sick. 143 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,682 -don't worry. I never catch the flu. 144 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,754 Okay, what else do you need? 145 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,490 You want me to turn the radio on Or something? 146 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:34,225 -yeah. 147 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,029 [ intro to the temptations' "My girl" plays ] 148 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,797 Kevin? -yeah? 149 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,533 -I have this -- this quilt 150 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,169 That, you know, my grandma made When I was little. 151 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,404 -you have a blankie? 152 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,140 -it's not a blankie. It's a quilt. 153 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,976 It's very warm, and I always Use it when I'm sick, and -- 154 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,744 -oh, oh, I understand. 155 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,247 These things are very important. 156 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,983 So where is this blankie? -in the closet. 157 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,055 It's on the top shelf. 158 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:10,428 -♪ ...What can make me Feel this way? ♪ 159 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,563 ♪ my girl ♪ 160 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,864 ♪ my girl ♪ 161 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:13,797 ♪ my girl ♪ 162 00:07:13,799 --> 00:07:15,633 ♪ talking 'bout my girl ♪ 163 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:16,734 -better? 164 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,002 -better. 165 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,273 -sitting there with winnie, I felt electrified. 166 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,341 something was about to happen. 167 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:25,509 something big. 168 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,779 -kevin? 169 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,248 -wow! What a look! 170 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,250 she was making my knees sweat! 171 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,917 -yeah? 172 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:36,087 -kevin... 173 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,187 -yeah? 174 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,724 -I think... 175 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,392 I think... 176 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,527 -yeah? 177 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,262 -I'm gonna throw up! 178 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,664 -♪ ...Make me feel this way ♪ 179 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,798 ♪ my girl ♪ 180 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,033 ♪ my girl ♪ 181 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,602 ♪ my girl ♪ 182 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,871 -yes! This was going great! 183 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,640 -♪ my girl ♪ 184 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,142 -it was a magnificent stroke of luck. 185 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,245 winnie was sick for a week. 186 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,314 I brought her her homework assignments. 187 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,149 I took care of her. 188 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,353 I entertained her. 189 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,055 -♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 190 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,893 ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 191 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,831 -we were closer than we'd ever been. 192 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,233 and I was happier than I'd ever been. 193 00:08:23,235 --> 00:08:26,070 -chapters five and six, 194 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:29,073 And answer the study questions At the end of each chapter. 195 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,175 -mm-hmm. How's winnie doing? 196 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,310 -well, she's nauseous, She aches all over, 197 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,780 And she's running A temperature of a 101! 198 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,614 -oh. 199 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:38,750 -things were perfect. 200 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:39,917 -hi, kirk. 201 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,051 -hi. 202 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,119 -hi, carla. 203 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:43,254 -hi. 204 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,591 -becky. 205 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,793 I had to patch things up with becky. 206 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:52,063 I wanted the whole world to be as happy as I was. 207 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:52,963 -hi, becky. 208 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,431 I just wanted to let you know 209 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:56,901 That I'm really sorry things Worked out the way they did. 210 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,936 But I'm really glad We're friends now. 211 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,171 I really am. 212 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,973 And I just want you to know 213 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,241 That I -- I think you're great. 214 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:05,476 Really great. 215 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,777 -thanks. 216 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:07,979 -oh, you know, um, 217 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,114 Winnie wanted me to say hi To you if I saw you. 218 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,115 She's still sick, you know? 219 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,817 -oh, I know. The poor thing. 220 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,419 I'm gonna stop by and visit her 221 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,288 On my way home From school today. 222 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,223 -great! That's really great! 223 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,491 Maybe I'll see you there. 224 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,859 -maybe. 225 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,295 -s-see ya! -see ya. 226 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:26,731 -what a girl! 227 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,633 I'd completely misjudged her. 228 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,901 she wasn't holding a grudge against me. 229 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,703 she was my friend. 230 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,505 I had so many friends. 231 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,974 -sea-monkey? You think I dance Like a sea-monkey? 232 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:37,942 -uh-oh. 233 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,076 -what is that supposed to mean, 234 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,278 I dance like a sea monkey? 235 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,714 -paul, I didn't call you A sea-mon-- 236 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,148 Well, okay. Fine. 237 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,983 I called you a sea-monkey. But I -- 238 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,152 -funny, kevin. You're a real laugh riot! 239 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:51,022 -carla, you know how sometimes You say silly things 240 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,456 That you don't really mean? 241 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,592 -like some people look like They're dancing in jello? 242 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,695 -yeah, that would be one. 243 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,030 Kirk-bo... 244 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,998 -what's your point, arnold? You think I'm stuck up? 245 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,266 -no, I mean, I -- 246 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,434 -let's just get out of here, You guys. 247 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,336 We don't need to hang around Somebody like this. 248 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,971 -yeah. -yeah. 249 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,840 -aw, come on, you guys. You guys! 250 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,743 -you know maybe I'd been wrong again about becky slater. 251 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:13,878 maybe she did hate me. 252 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,046 maybe my love for winnie had blinded m-- 253 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,382 oh, no. Winnie! 254 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,517 becky was on her way over there! 255 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,854 hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 256 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,656 -oh. Sorry, bobby. 257 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,158 -I walk like a duck? 258 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,159 -no! 259 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,929 I mean, could we talk About this later? 260 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:35,099 -boy, these people were touchy. 261 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,601 [ shoes squeak on floor ] 262 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,403 uh-oh. Donna holton. 263 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:42,006 did I, uh -- no, I never said anything about her. 264 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,941 -I sing like a frog? 265 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:44,642 -except that. 266 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,876 -of course not. 267 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:47,678 You can't believe Everything you hear, donna. 268 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,946 Sorry, I gotta run. 269 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,081 -hey! 270 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,818 -I never realized I'd slammed so many people. 271 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,387 -my locker Smells like a stockyard? 272 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,790 -I'm gonna miss my bus, so, Uh... 273 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,992 -boy, you get on a roll and... 274 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,498 -hey! 275 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,300 -I drive like an old woman, Huh?! 276 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,873 -geez, a little constructive criticism, 277 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,642 and the guy flies off the han-- 278 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,744 wait a minute. becky. Becky. 279 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,545 becky was on her way to winnie's! 280 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,881 -wait! Hey! 281 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,115 Hey, wait a second! 282 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,418 Wait a minute! Hello! 283 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,721 Wait! Hey! 284 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,624 -okay. Okay. 285 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,260 if I could just get to winnie's before becky had a chance to -- 286 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,495 what did I say anyway? 287 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,596 "Little miss priss." that's not so bad. 288 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,031 a little something 289 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,900 about forgetting to take the hanger out of her shirt? 290 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,602 great. Great. 291 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,103 no sign of beck-- 292 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,707 oh, man! 293 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,843 -winnie, I don't know What becky told you, 294 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,545 But whatever it is, It's not true. 295 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,480 -are you saying becky's a liar? -well, no, but -- 296 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,816 -because becky's my friend And I wouldn't want anybody 297 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,218 To say anything bad about her If it weren't true. 298 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,487 -well, well, no, it's just -- 299 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,687 -you know, some people think 300 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,122 That if you can't say Something nice about someone 301 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,657 You shouldn't say anything At all. 302 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,825 -winnie, listen. 303 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,060 -you know, kevin, 304 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,329 I just never would have thought That you could be... 305 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,564 That kind of person. 306 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,699 -ohh! not "That kind of person." 307 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,701 -winnie, It was just a stupid joke. 308 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,336 I mean, I didn't even mean it. 309 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,337 Really, I didn't. 310 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,572 I mean, you know me better Than that. 311 00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:23,674 It was just to be funny. 312 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,377 Haven't you ever said Something mean about somebody 313 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,611 Just to be funny? 314 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,381 -uh, I guess not. 315 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,982 Look, winnie. I'm sorry. 316 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:35,653 I'm really, really sorry. 317 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,421 I'm really... 318 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,824 ...Sorry. 319 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,592 -that was it. I'd hang my head in shame. 320 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,363 I'd lay my heart right there on her blankie. 321 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,930 she'd have to forgive me. 322 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,398 -well, don't tell me You're sorry. 323 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,135 Tell paul and carla and kirk. 324 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,436 -huh? 325 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,672 -I just know if you'd said Something like that about me, 326 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,873 I'd be really mad at you. 327 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,741 -what did you say? 328 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,110 -I said, "If you'd said Something like that about me, 329 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,612 I'd be really mad." 330 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,417 -oh. 331 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,586 -this was weird. 332 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,888 becky had told winnie everything I'd said 333 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,324 about everybody except her. 334 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,326 but I wasn't gonna spend my teen years 335 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,227 waiting for the other shoe to drop. 336 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,029 I was gonna have it out with her. 337 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,332 nothing was gonna get in my way. 338 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,033 nothing. 339 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,502 certainly not my best friend in the whole world, 340 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,838 whom I'd ridiculed and treated shabbily, 341 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,940 who was sulking around my locker, 342 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,375 trying his hardest not to look like 343 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,577 he was giving me the chance to make it up to him. 344 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,880 -paul? 345 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,582 -I don't want to talk to you! 346 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,617 -paul, look, I know I hurt your feelings, 347 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:41,986 And I'm really, really sorry. 348 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,055 And I'm gonna make it up to you Really, really soon. 349 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,689 -I said I don't want To talk to you! 350 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,591 Anybody who could be So mean and -- 351 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,093 Hey, where are you going?! 352 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,328 -oh, I'm gonna be right back, 353 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,029 And then you can be As mean to me as you want. 354 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,331 -hey, wait a minute! 355 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,268 Fine, go! [ sighs ] 356 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,038 -[ sighs ] All right. 357 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,639 Come on. Come on. 358 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:04,909 Slam me. 359 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,443 -just forget it. 360 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,245 -no, come on. Lay into me. -no! 361 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:11,315 -paul, I was mean to you. Now you be mean to me. 362 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,884 Imitate me. Make fun of me. 363 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,386 -who wants to imitate you? 364 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,221 -all right, fine. I'll imitate myself. 365 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,891 Here. [ clears throat ] 366 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,192 [ sighs ] 367 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,393 -well? 368 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,595 -well, it's hard. 369 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,697 Can't really think of anything I do stupid. 370 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,332 -oh, yeah, right! 371 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,002 Try the way you look, the way You talk, the way you walk! 372 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,302 -huh? 373 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,037 -you have those stupid Chipmunk cheeks! 374 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,439 And your hair? 375 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,975 You look like you're wearing A cat on your head! 376 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,244 -see? That wasn't so hard. 377 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:43,614 -and let's face it -- you're not Exactly mr. Coordination! 378 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,483 You couldn't catch a football If your life depended on it! 379 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,284 -mm-hmm. Great. 380 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,819 -and that stupid jacket! 381 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,788 You've never been to A jets game in your life! 382 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,590 -uh-huh. 383 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,558 -I hate the way you sing! -all right, paul. 384 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,226 -let me tell you, Your breath is not -- 385 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:56,893 -all right, paul! 386 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,833 So are we still friends? 387 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,808 -well, why would I want to Be friends with a guy 388 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,175 Who wears a cat on his head? 389 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,977 [ door closes ] 390 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,246 -I gotta go. 391 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,682 -hey, wait! 392 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,483 We haven't even Scratched the surface yet! 393 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,585 We could spend the rest Of the day on your chin! 394 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,091 [ ennio morricone's "The good, The bad, and the ugly" plays ] 395 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,464 -hey, slater! 396 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,766 [ music continues playing ] 397 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,971 -as I approached my nemesis, 398 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,307 a million thoughts raced through my mind. 399 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,010 who was becky slater? 400 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,645 what did she want? 401 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,781 why did she have to have such a good memory? 402 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,651 I felt sort of like clint eastwood 403 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,887 confronting my mortal enemy. 404 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,621 -becky. 405 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,490 -kevin. 406 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,529 -well, that was about the extent of my clint eastwood. 407 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,364 let's face it, if you're not gonna shoot somebody 408 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,932 in a situation like this, 409 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,567 all you can really do is complain. 410 00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:47,104 -why are you spreading All those stories about me All over school? 411 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,372 -I never said anything That wasn't true. 412 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,375 -well, you know, 413 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,278 Some people think that if You can't say something nice, 414 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,113 Then you shouldn't say Anything at all. 415 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,916 -oh, great. Suddenly you're mr. Nice guy. 416 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,217 Well, excuse me. I didn't know. 417 00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:03,053 -[ sighs ] Look, becky, I'm sorry. 418 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,923 I'm sorry that we broke up. I'm sorry about the whole thing. 419 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,191 -yeah? 420 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,860 Are you sorry you just used me To get to winnie? 421 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,896 Are you sorry you just pretended To like me the whole time 422 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,932 When you really Just liked her? 423 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,634 'cause, you know, I really think 424 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,969 That's a terrible thing To do to a person. 425 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,238 -[ sighs ] look... 426 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,440 I really liked you. 427 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,642 I really like you a lot. 428 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,880 -well, whoop-de-do. 429 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,049 -well, what do you want me To say? 430 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,018 Does it make you feel better Making my life miserable? 431 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,220 -yes, it does. 432 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,056 -so, what are you gonna do? 433 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,526 Go around and make everyone Hate me forever? 434 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,260 -no. 435 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,128 If you got some horrible disease 436 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,331 Or got into A really bad accident, 437 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,266 I'd probably stop. 438 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,068 -oh, good. something to look forward to. 439 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,437 -[ sighs ] 440 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,772 Look, just tell me one thing -- 441 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,175 Why didn't you tell winnie What I said about her? 442 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,076 Or are you just waiting For the perfect moment 443 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,146 To completely ruin my life? 444 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,450 -what kind of person Do you think I am? 445 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:10,721 -a vengeful harpy driven by mad fits of jealous rage. 446 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,223 -I mean, winnie's my friend. 447 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,926 I would never tell her Anything like that. 448 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,861 It would hurt her too much. 449 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,164 -so you mean You're not gonna tell her? 450 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,033 -of course not. 451 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,167 -at that moment, 452 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,670 I found myself wishing it was possible 453 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,440 to like two girls at the same time. 454 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,942 winnie would always be the love of my life, 455 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,212 but that becky was really something. 456 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,881 sure, she had her flaws, but you know what? 457 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,416 the girl had heart. 458 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,085 -of course... 459 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,754 I told paul and carla And kirk and eric 460 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,555 And wendy and cindy and kathy -- 461 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,958 Well, kathy bedlow And kathy sifuentes -- 462 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,927 And tony and bob and sheila 463 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,796 And nancy and tom and beth And that whole group 464 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,431 And rodney the janitor and... 465 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,866 -my head started to spin 466 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,836 with the implications of what becky was saying. 467 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,940 suddenly, I felt really, really... 468 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,143 ...Sick. 469 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,146 -mom, I feel terrible. 470 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,682 -I know you do, sweetheart. 471 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,617 -it's not the flu. 472 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,255 I said some stuff About some people at school. 473 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,690 And then they all found out What I said, 474 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,326 And now everyone hates me. 475 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,162 -well, honey, It can't be that bad. 476 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,464 -it is. -what'd you say? 477 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:33,236 -well, I said that bobby jensen Walks like a duck. 478 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,039 -oh, well, come on. That's not so terrible. 479 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,209 -and that paul dances Like a sea-monkey. 480 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:39,943 -you said that? 481 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,311 -and winnie walks around 482 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,113 Like she forgot to take The hanger out of her shirt. 483 00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:45,349 -that's not nice. 484 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,286 -everybody's gonna hate me. 485 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,391 -I could see the thoughts forming in my mother's mind. 486 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,860 things like, "Well, you made your bed, 487 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,429 now you're gonna have to lie in it." 488 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,298 -well... 489 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,233 We all make mistakes. 490 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,602 I think your friends Will forgive you. 491 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,938 You want me to bring you the tv? 492 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,473 -okay. 493 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,674 Thanks. 494 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:14,244 -I felt so much better, I wanted to cry. 495 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,912 how bad could I be? [ doorbell rings ] 496 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,914 my mother still loved me. 497 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,317 but from now on, I'd be a better person. 498 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,553 if I didn't have anything nice to say, 499 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,688 I wouldn't say anything at all. 500 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,056 if only winnie would -- 501 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,293 -kevin, There's someone here to see you. 502 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,165 -hi. 503 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,699 -hi. 504 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,638 -I hope you didn't catch The flu from me. 505 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,505 -hey, I knew the risks. 506 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,874 -very cool. 507 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,109 before you bend steel with your bare hands, 508 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,546 you might want to lose mr. Snuffles there. 509 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,216 -well, I'll leave you two alone. 510 00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:58,155 -"Miss priss"?! 511 00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:58,922 -huh? 512 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,124 -"Bride of the mummy"?! 513 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,191 -winnie, it was just a joke! 514 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,094 -a joke?! I'll show you a joke! 515 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,299 "Hi, I'm kevin arnold. 516 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,400 "And I'm really nice To people's faces, 517 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:13,203 And then I cut them down Behind their backs!" 518 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,837 Oh, are you sick? 519 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:17,141 Here, I'll take care of you! 520 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,075 -[ groaning ] winnie... -what's the matter? 521 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,944 Stomach feeling A little queasy, is it? 522 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,714 Feels like the least Little thing might set it off? 523 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,049 -winnie, please. 524 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,917 -maybe I should get you Something to eat! 525 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,286 How about some cole slaw? 526 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,721 Liver? 527 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,990 Fried squid?! -winnie! [ groans ] 528 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,391 -oh, you poor thing, You're not comfy! 529 00:21:35,393 --> 00:21:36,260 -[ groans ] 530 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,027 -let me fix your pillows! 531 00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:40,097 Oh, you have fever. You're burning up! 532 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,965 That's okay. I'll help you. 533 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,568 Poor baby. Now you're cold! 534 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,403 Well, here's your blankie! 535 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,412 -I guess that's when it hit me. 536 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:59,850 winnie wasn't going to forgive me for the things I'd said. 537 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,885 it could only mean one thing. 538 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:08,158 she wanted me bad! 539 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,394 [ intro to the temptations' "My girl" plays ] 540 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:16,233 -♪ I've got sunshine ♪ 541 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,935 ♪ on a cloudy day ♪ 542 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:25,842 ♪ when it's cold outside ♪ 543 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,878 ♪ I've got the month of may ♪ 544 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:35,952 ♪ I guess you'd say ♪ 545 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:40,056 ♪ what can make me Feel this way? ♪ 546 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,290 ♪ my girl ♪ 547 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:42,559 ♪ my girl ♪ 548 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:43,793 ♪ my girl ♪ 549 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,362 ♪ talkin' 'bout my girl ♪ 39905