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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,137 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,343 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,786 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,932 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:45,076 [ intro to james taylor's "You've got a friend" plays ] 11 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,687 -♪ when you're down And troubled ♪ 12 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,855 -it's hard to imagine being 12 years old 13 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,891 and going without certain things, 14 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,360 like three months off in the summertime 15 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,697 or a good bicycle to cruise the neighborhood on. 16 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,398 more than anything, though, 17 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,968 it's hard to imagine being 12 years old 18 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,871 and not having a best friend like paul pfeiffer. 19 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:17,275 -♪ close your eyes And think of me ♪ 20 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,978 -paul was the nicest kid I ever knew. 21 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,313 he would have done anything for me -- I know it. 22 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:24,949 and I would have done anything for him. 23 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:28,219 at least I always thought I would. 24 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,627 -♪ you just call ♪ 25 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,229 -how many home runs Did yaz hit in '64? 26 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,268 -oh. Um... 27 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,769 15. 28 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,071 -career batting average? 29 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:48,806 -that would be .30-- 30 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,876 No, wait -- .298. 31 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,711 -hobbies? 32 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,580 -kayaking and... 33 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,315 Trout fishing! 34 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,151 -what can you say? the kid loved to talk sports. 35 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,920 -okay, one more game. Check it. 36 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,555 -the kid loved to play sports. 37 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,823 -all right. Now you're a dead man. 38 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,158 -there's nothing stopping This kid! 39 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,526 He's like a machine Out there! 40 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:09,894 -more than anything, though, 41 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,530 the kid loved to talk While playing sports. 42 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,698 -he dribbles left. 43 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,466 He's looking for His sweet spot. 44 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,968 He stops. He pops. 45 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:19,304 Oh, just off the rim! 46 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,273 But he gets his own rebound! Unbelievable! 47 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,875 -the fact that paul sank maybe two buckets per season 48 00:02:24,877 --> 00:02:26,545 really didn't matter that much. 49 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,381 -and pfeiffer's deliberately Working with the ball now. 50 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,349 Ever the thinking player. 51 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:34,185 -that title-winning shot was always right around the corner. 52 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:37,055 -and the pressure's on. He looks for his sweet spot. 53 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,624 Here comes his super-supreme Fadeaway hook shot! 54 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,359 -no, paul! Don't! 55 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,729 [ glass breaks ] 56 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,033 -soviet tanks and bombers 57 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:51,436 swept thought the czech capital of prague last night 58 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,504 under the dubious guise of restoring order 59 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,706 for the apparently peaceful citizens. 60 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:56,808 -you aren't palming it, paul. 61 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,076 -I am so! Look! 62 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,344 -pipe down. We're watching the news. 63 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,447 -citizens of prague, shocked and stunned by the assault, 64 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:05,683 offered no military resistance to the overwhelming forces. 65 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:09,087 by dawn, the city was under soviet control. 66 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,489 more after this. 67 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,724 -irregularity. 68 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:15,927 -so...You want to defend Your communists now? 69 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,662 -I happen to be a socialist. 70 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,630 -oh, socialist. I see. 71 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,766 -honey, did you say You wanted iced tea with dinner? 72 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:22,834 -and for your information, 73 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,904 That same oppression exists In your own backyard. 74 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,905 -do you see a tank In my backyard? 75 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,141 I don't see a tank In my backyard. 76 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,377 -does anyone not want Brussels sprouts with dinner? 77 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,045 -it was funny how those things would go. 78 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,614 dad would argue, karen would argue, 79 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,416 and mom would get the ulcer. 80 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,718 -oh, kevin, Please refill that ice tray 81 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,986 When you're finished with it. 82 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,621 -the news is on, folks. 83 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,955 -talk about fascism. 84 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:46,458 -once again, our top story -- 85 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,160 there is no joy on the streets of prague tonight 86 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,495 as soviet forces patrol the city 87 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:52,863 with one purpose in mind -- 88 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,666 to crush the spirit of the people. 89 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,934 -people... 90 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,302 -of course, we in the free world 91 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,904 need not worry about a totalitarian military, 92 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,106 because all our totalitarians 93 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,374 are busy teaching junior high school. 94 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,343 -...When you look back On your lives, 95 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,946 I want you to remember today 96 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:12,983 As the day that we turned you Little boys into young men. 97 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:18,422 -he's got a duffel bag. I think it's basketball. 98 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,824 -yeah! Basketball! 99 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,659 -unfortunately for mr. Cutlip, 100 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,995 our spirits were not yet completely crushed. 101 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,596 -if you boys Want to keep talking, 102 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,666 We can spend the rest Of the morning running laps. 103 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,875 Would anyone Like to tell me what this is? 104 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,912 -cutlip's lapdog -- joey harris. 105 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,082 the kid had no self-respect. 106 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,516 -a basketball, sir? 107 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:46,817 [ laughter ] 108 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:49,420 -much more than a basketball, Harris. 109 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,922 People... 110 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,626 ...I've got the whole world In my hands. 111 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,462 I don't care If you're black, white, 112 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,830 Red, or yellow. 113 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:02,499 I'm only interested In seeing one player 114 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:03,568 On the basketball court. 115 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:06,871 And that player's name Is charlie hustle. 116 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:07,872 Capiche? 117 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,240 -capiche. 118 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,108 at that stage, we would have agreed to nuclear war 119 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,843 to get on the court and play. 120 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,280 -but I could Talk and talk strategy. 121 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,983 There's only one way To learn basketball. 122 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,386 Diagrams. 123 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,689 -once again, mr. Cutlip had fulfilled the sacred oath 124 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,323 of the public educator -- 125 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,826 to take an inherently fun activity 126 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,762 and sap it of every ounce of pleasure. 127 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,998 -so I want to see Heads-up offense, 128 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,566 And I want to see Hands-up defense. 129 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,535 Okay? 130 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:38,803 Questions. 131 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,873 Good. 132 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,775 Okay. 133 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,944 Let's see four captains. 134 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,647 Norklen, simeone, Rygot, o'hara. 135 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:52,783 The rest of you boys Stand up on the line. 136 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,552 -but just in case there was a little fun 137 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:55,919 left in basketball... 138 00:05:55,921 --> 00:05:56,687 -okay... 139 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,489 Let's pick teams. 140 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,725 -...We would now be turned loose on each other. 141 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:01,626 -I got jenkins. 142 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,395 -I got schneider. 143 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,064 -picking teams -- it had to be 144 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,699 one of the most grueling rituals of childhood. 145 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,301 -chiapa. -I'll take vogel. 146 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,203 -but I figured it wouldn't be long now. 147 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,538 I had myself pegged 148 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,040 for a second-, maybe a third-round draft choice. 149 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:16,874 -evans. 150 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,208 -glewa. 151 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,012 -platt. I guess. 152 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,614 -all right. Anytime now. 153 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,482 yep, I'm ready to play. 154 00:06:25,484 --> 00:06:27,885 -give me, uh, colbert, I guess. 155 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,755 -that's right. over here, o'hara. 156 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,490 keep coming. 157 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:33,792 -give me...Arn-- 158 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:34,659 -that's it! 159 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,127 Nah, give me wilson. 160 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,028 -ugh! 161 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,264 all right, now, rygot. come on, man! 162 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,366 don't forget those biology notes. 163 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,568 -I'll take arnold, I guess. 164 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,104 -okay! all right. Not too bad. 165 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,073 top half of the class. 166 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,641 there were more than a few poor losers 167 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,845 who were worse off than old kevin ar-- 168 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,748 uh, did I say losers? 169 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,449 that's harsh. 170 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,025 uh-oh. this was not good. 171 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:11,929 it was down to paul and joey harris. 172 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,066 to be picked late was bad. 173 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,300 -uh... 174 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:17,968 -but to be picked last? 175 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,437 -I guess I'll take harris. 176 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,571 -pfeiffer. 177 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,307 -okay, fine. I'll take pfeiffer. 178 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,277 [ classical music plays ] 179 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,553 -as soon as we started to play, I knew something was wrong. 180 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,155 paul was like a man possessed. 181 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:43,094 unfortunately, he was not like a man possessed 182 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,329 of a great deal of athletic ability. 183 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,197 -hey, paul. 184 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,170 Sure beats cross-country, Huh? 185 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,839 -you didn't even pass it To me. 186 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:04,008 -maybe you weren't open. 187 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,778 -oh, yeah, right. I wasn't even being covered. 188 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,115 I'm not that bad, am I? 189 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,049 -ouch. 190 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,218 the question you hope they never ask. 191 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,688 -no. You're not...That bad. 192 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:21,826 -you think I stink, don't you? 193 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,595 -paul, I didn't say that. 194 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,097 I think you're... 195 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:28,132 Good. 196 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:30,601 -no, you don't. -yes, I do. 197 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:31,902 -sure. 198 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,671 -look, paul, I said you're good. 199 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,539 How many times Do you want me to say it? 200 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,375 You're good, you're good, You're good! 201 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,644 -just forget it, all right?! [ door slams ] 202 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,290 -things didn't get a lot better for paul 203 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,826 over the next couple of weeks. 204 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,394 -I'll definitely take harris. 205 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:59,363 -in fact, I guess you could say 206 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:03,234 that in the only small way they could have, things got worse. 207 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,203 -one, two, three -- war. -one, two, three -- war. 208 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,972 -oh, man, matching aces! 209 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,173 -yeah, kevin, I got eyes. 210 00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:11,843 -before long, the situation at school 211 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,477 began to affect our home life. 212 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,046 -one, two, three -- war. -one, two, three -- war. 213 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,581 -yes! 214 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,017 -in retrospect, I suppose I could have done more 215 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,886 to bolster his self-esteem. 216 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,188 -congratulations. I quit. 217 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,757 -well, what do You want to do now? 218 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:29,493 Do you want to go Shoot some hoops? -no, I don't feel like it. 219 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,595 -why not? 220 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,263 -I just don't feel like it. 221 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,931 -I'll spot you 10 points. 222 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,400 -don't do me any favors. 223 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,735 -oh, come on, paul. We haven't played in two weeks. 224 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,138 -I said I don't feel like it. 225 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,140 And stop bending my cards. 226 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,375 -paul -- -stop bending my cards! 227 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,878 -how do you help a friend without wounding his ego? 228 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,813 there are so many things you aren't supposed to say. 229 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,682 -look, paul, just because You aren't any good in gym 230 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,117 Doesn't mean We should stop playing. 231 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,986 -like that, for example. 232 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,357 -paul, where are you going? 233 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,593 -home. -I thought you didn't Have to be ho-- 234 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:05,963 -what's on your mind, son? 235 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,832 -direct and to the point. 236 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:11,002 just take the bull by the horns. 237 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,937 -I'm here to talk About gym class, sir. 238 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,605 -physical education, son. 239 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,875 -oh. Yeah, right. 240 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,843 Physical education. 241 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,748 I mean, you're a really Great teacher and all... 242 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:27,618 But anyways, about basketball And everything -- 243 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,319 I mean, it's really great, 244 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,355 And the diagrams Are really great, 245 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,223 And I'm really Gonna try hard and -- 246 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:36,593 -that's the important thing -- Never be satisfied. 247 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,363 Jellybean? 248 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,332 [ bag thuds ] 249 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,167 -but... 250 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,102 It's the way We pick teams, sir. 251 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,236 -what about it? 252 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:46,971 -well, I... 253 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,706 -come on. Just spit it out. 254 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,041 you're right in here. 255 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,511 just say it -- simply, plainly, honestly. 256 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,479 -I just don't think It's fair, sir. 257 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,813 -what? 258 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,420 -I just don't think it's fair. 259 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:04,521 -fair? 260 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,291 -it was an amazing thing 261 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:10,027 to watch mr. Cutlip's reaction to that word. 262 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,996 "Fair." 263 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:15,066 it was as if that one simple utterance 264 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,534 was cutting through layers of dead wood. 265 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,503 -[ sneezes ] 266 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,772 -then again, maybe not. 267 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:22,773 -let me get this straight. 268 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:23,808 [ drawer closes ] 269 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,643 You're gonna sit there And tell me 270 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,878 That I'm being unfair? 271 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,680 -no, I -- I mean -- 272 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,848 Life is not fair, arnold! 273 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,084 The world isn't fair! 274 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,386 -okay. He's getting dangerous. 275 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,090 -I have a steel plate In my head! 276 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,058 You think that's fair?! 277 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,560 -no. No, I don't. 278 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:44,762 -I've been Teaching this class 279 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,430 Since before You were toilet trained. 280 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,932 But if you don't think It's fair, 281 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,399 Then I'll tell you What I'm gonna do. 282 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:50,601 I'm gonna make Some changes. 283 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,671 And, mister, You better like 'em. 284 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:06,516 -oh, god. That was it. the look. 285 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:07,518 you remember that look -- 286 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,753 the one that made it perfectly clear 287 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,056 without a word being exchanged 288 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,059 that your teacher had it in for you. 289 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,528 -it has been brought To my attention 290 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:23,067 That certain inequities exist In my modus operandi. 291 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,770 So today, just to be... 292 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,205 Fair... 293 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,777 ...I thought we might make A few adjustments. 294 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,816 We're going to have Four new captains. 295 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,853 Stetson, patkus, grimly, and... 296 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,123 ...Arnold. 297 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,092 Okay, captains. 298 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,893 Front and center. 299 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,062 -well, I had to hand it to the guy. 300 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,298 he'd figured out how to take a situation 301 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:58,535 that had reached rock bottom and make it far worse. 302 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:03,240 he'd made me a captain -- the perfect torture. 303 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,441 I got rygot. 304 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,576 I'll take simeone. 305 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,078 -uh, I got norklen. 306 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,846 -as if it wasn't bad enough 307 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,081 watching the other kids pick paul last, 308 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:15,086 now I was gonna have to do it myself. 309 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,361 -I'll take... 310 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,731 ...Pfeiffer! 311 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,366 -like a flash, it hit me. 312 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,569 I'd buck the system, stand up for the little guy -- 313 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:36,406 win back the best friend I'd ever had. 314 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,808 [ laughter ] 315 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,879 or, say... 316 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,915 -thanks, kevin. Thanks a lot. 317 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,918 ...Completely humiliate the best friend I'd ever had. 318 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,019 [ whistle blows ] 319 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,555 -all right, stetson. Come on. 320 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,924 We don't have all day. 321 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,791 -uh, I'll take jenkins. 322 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,127 -uh, I'll take snyder. 323 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,229 -chiapa. 324 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:03,767 -come on, arnold. Time's wasting. 325 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,670 -suddenly, the scope of what I was about to do 326 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,305 came into focus. 327 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,776 -I'll take...Harris. 328 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,111 [ laughter ] -what is he doing? 329 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,579 [ indistinct conversations ] 330 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,614 -oh, whoa. 331 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,149 -look at that. 332 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,585 -whoa. [ laughs ] 333 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,187 -and so, one by one, 334 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,023 I picked all the worst kids in the class. 335 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,992 yeah, it was crazy. 336 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,095 but sometimes a guy just knows what a guy's got to do. 337 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,365 and this was one of those times. 338 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,834 and when I was done, I looked at them, 339 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:40,037 I looked at my team, and I thought, 340 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,439 "Good god. 341 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,208 what have I done?" 342 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,144 -just aim for the basket. 343 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,580 [ "Sweet georgia brown" plays ] 344 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,210 -time! -what? -what? 345 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,016 -what's the matter With you guys? 346 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,819 You're not even getting back On defense. 347 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,188 Harold, you got to box your man In a little bit. 348 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:41,625 And, allen, if you he gives you The inside lane, go for it. 349 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:44,895 What we've got to do Is pass the ball. 350 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,065 We've got to have teamwork. 351 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,668 -it was like watching sea-monkeys come to life -- 352 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,437 not as impressive as you'd hoped, 353 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,239 but at least they were wiggling. 354 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,874 -all right, gather 'round here. 355 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,545 -maybe, just maybe, this could work. 356 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,481 sure, we were outmanned. but we had the brains. 357 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,982 if we worked together as a team, 358 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,086 if we used our heads and our hearts and our souls, 359 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,420 we could beat these guys. 360 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,722 -okay. We're gonna do this. 361 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,257 [ "Sweet georgia brown" plays ] 362 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:24,268 -unfortunately, we were not only very unathletic... 363 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,306 ...We were also very stupid. 364 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,791 and we had a very bad attitude. 365 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,293 -what are you doing?! 366 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,029 -I'm playing basketball. Maybe you've heard of it? 367 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,163 -you're not even trying. 368 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,665 -so what? Just leave me alone. 369 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,301 -no, I won't. That play was pathetic. 370 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,135 -who cares? 371 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,470 -look, I know You're not this bad. 372 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,373 -well, maybe I am. 373 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,975 -well, maybe if you got Off your butt a little bit, 374 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,109 You might be doing better! 375 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,978 [ laughter ] 376 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,079 -give me the ball. 377 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,415 -no, forget it, If you're not gonna try. 378 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,617 -I said give me the ball. 379 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,157 -and then it happened. 380 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,428 it was a miracle. 381 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,300 it was the impossible. 382 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,271 it was a dream come true. 383 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,229 -[ coughing ] 384 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,542 [ laughter ] 385 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:20,284 -in that instant, that brief ping of rubber against steel, 386 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,720 basketball became fun again. 387 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,488 [ "Sweet georgia brown" plays ] 388 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,823 oh, we still got slaughtered. 389 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,258 but for the first time in a long time, 390 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,761 it just didn't seem to matter. 391 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,545 [ music stops ] -yes, that was that cat, All right. 392 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:25,282 -and paul and I got back to the way things used to be. 393 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,656 [ indistinct shouting ] 394 00:21:33,658 --> 00:21:38,995 -♪ when you're down And troubled ♪ 395 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:42,031 ♪ and you need a helping hand ♪ 396 00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:46,503 -the way they would stay for many years to come. 397 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,907 -♪ oh, nothing is going right ♪ 398 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:59,516 ♪ close your eyes And think of me ♪ 399 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:04,854 ♪ and soon I will be there ♪ 400 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:11,595 ♪ to brighten up Even your darkest night ♪ 401 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:20,270 ♪ you just call out my name ♪ 402 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:24,641 ♪ and you know, wherever I am ♪ 403 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,877 ♪ I'll come running ♪ 404 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,979 ♪ oh, yeah, baby ♪ 405 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:32,982 ♪ to see you again ♪ 30433