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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-sometimes, when you're a kid,
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you lie awake at night
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and ponderthe kinds of questions
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that grownups have long sincestopped asking --
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questions like, what doesit feel like to be dead?
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are time and spacereally infinite?
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what was therebefore the universe began?
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-[ snoring ]
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-why are there peoplelike wayne?
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-[ snorting ]
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Butthead!
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-I could never figure it out.
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even in his sleep, my brotherseemed to hate my guts.
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I guesshe'd just never forgiven me
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for something I did to himvery early in life --
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I'd been born.
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then, to make things worse,I stayed.
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not that the waynerdidn't try to adjust.
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in fact, our relationshipeventually settled
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into a fairly stable pattern.
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I always imagined that things
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would pretty muchalways be that way.
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but I guess no matter how muchyour brother hates your guts,
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and no matter how muchyou hate his,
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there's always somethingyou hold back.
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there are things you could useagainst him that you don't use.
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no matter how much you hateyour brother's guts,
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you don't reallywant to hurt him...
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-what are you looking at?
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-...Until, one day,things go too far.
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-and on that day of reckoning,
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the spear hurled with a gruntat the dawn of man
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lands at midnight with a flashof light and a mushroom cloud.
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-and so we conclude section 7
Of "Our dying planet."
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Any questions?
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Very well.
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Next week
We turn to section 8 --
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"Radiation and mutation --
What are the risks?"
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"We will explore
The proposition
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"That your generation may very
Well be the first to experience
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"The widespread --
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Uh, widespread --"
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Can you read that word?
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-uh, it looks like "Cancer."
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-oh, yes. Of course.
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"...Widespread cancer
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Sure to follow
Nuclear industrial accidents."
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-hey, sunshine,don't sugarcoat it.
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we can take it.
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-and now, on a lighter note,
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Let's turn
To our science projects
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On pollutants and toxic waste.
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Miss clark, miss rodino,
Are you prepared?
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-what are we gonna do?
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-I don't know.
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-we pour in
The hazardous waste here...
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Let it stand overnight,
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And then we study
The ecological impact
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On wildlife
And their environment.
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-well, he's gonna call on us.
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-I could understandpaul's concern.
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our project was due today.
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but, hey, all we really neededwas a conclusion,
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and, uh, a theory,maybe a test subject,
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another week or so to finish.
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-mr. Arnold, mr. Pfeiffer.
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-uh, we need
A little more time to --
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-I see.
Are you having a problem?
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-uh, our results
Have been, um...
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Uh, inconclusive.
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-yeah.
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-very well.
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But I'll expect to see something
On monday morning.
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You understand?
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-y-yes, sir.
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-now, smog and noise pollution.
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Mr. Fisher, are you prepared?
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[ motor whirring ]
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-here, this one looks easy.
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-oh, let's do one
With these little guys.
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-hamsters?
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-yeah, they're neat!
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-no, too much trouble.
We need something simple.
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-like what?
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-fungus.
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-fungus?
-yeah.
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-disgusting!
-but easy.
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-I am not doing an experiment
With fungus.
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I want to work with animals.
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-paul's motherwouldn't let him have a pet,
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and I guess he felta little deprived.
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once I caught him pettingthe angora sweaters at sears.
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it was pretty embarrassingfor both of us.
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-[ sighs ] I don't know, paul.
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-hi! Hi! Hi, there!
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Yeah, you. I'm talking to you!
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-did I have a heart of stone?
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-you're so cute! You know that?
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-all right,
We'll go with the hamsters.
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-yeah!
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All right! Did you hear that?
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We're taking you home!
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-but this is
A scientific experiment, paul,
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And we cannot think of these
As pets.
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-oh, yeah, I understand that.
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[ high-pitched ] and you
Understand that too, don't you?
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Yes, you do! Yes, you do!
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-paul, you better close the
Cage, or they're gonna get away.
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-they wouldn't do that.
They like us.
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-if we lose these guys,
Cantwell will kill us.
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-oh, here! [ laughs ]
I'll protect them for you.
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[ laughs ]
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-no, wayne, stop.
-wayne!
-let me see him.
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-hey, hey, hey!
-wayne!
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-wayne!
-stop!
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-he's fighting me.
He's gonna make a break for it!
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-come on, wayne!
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-give me it!
-wayne! Give him back!
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-give it back, wayne!
-[ gasps ]
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-back, boys.
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Wouldn't want to see
Anything happen
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To your little rat,
Now, would we?
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-they're hamsters!
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-hamsters?
Really, how interesting.
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Do hamsters
Always land on their feet?
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-wayne!
-wayne!
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-we needed help.we needed...A stick.
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a bat! A big bat!
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we needed...Angela chompsky.
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-wayne! It's your girlfriend.
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Hi, angela.
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-[ chuckles ]
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the last thing he'd wantis for his little brother
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to embarrass himin front of angela chompsky.
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-[ high-pitched ] oh, angela!
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-no, he'd ratherembarrass himself
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in front of angela chompsky.
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-wayne, give it back!
You're gonna squish him!
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-[ normal voice ]
Hey. Back, scrote.
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Or the little guy gets it.
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[ laughter ]
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[ high-pitched ] mm,
What do we have here?
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Why, it's the twin peaks.
[ laughs ]
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-wayne!
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-[ laughs ] oh!
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[ normal voice ] if this animal
Has offended you
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In any way whatsoever...
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-[ high-pitched ] I want
To go mountain climbing!
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-wayne!
-wayne!
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-[ laughs ]
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[ normal voice ]
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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Hamster out of control!
Hamster out of control!
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-wayne! Wayne!
-I can't control it.
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-oh, god! Look out! Look out!
-wayne! Wayne!
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-aah!
-aah!
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-wayne!
-wayne!
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-what?
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-okay, um,
The effects of a bad diet
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On laboratory hamsters.
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We feed the test hamster
A steady diet
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Of processed snack foods --
Such as this.
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The control hamster receives
Regular hamster chow.
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We then compare the time
It takes the two hamsters
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To successfully
Run through the maze.
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Oh, they're still upset
From this afternoon.
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Weaser's breathing very fast,
And, uh, puffy...
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I mean, the control subject
Has the, uh, hiccups.
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Maybe we should go to my house
And do this.
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-relax.
Wayne won't try anything.
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Not with mom and dad around.
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[ footsteps clicking ]
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-oh, no. What was that sound?
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-mom! [ chuckles nervously ]
You're wearing high heels.
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-it could only mean one thing.
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-your father and I
Are going out, honey.
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-oh, no!
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-okay, get the rats
Out of the kitchen!
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-they're hamsters!
-mom gave us permission.
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-mom, you're not
Gonna let them
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Do their stupid experiment
In here.
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-I already told them they could.
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-but angela's coming over.
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-angela's coming over?
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In your dreams!
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-eat your heart out, sonny boy.
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She wants me.
Now, beat it!
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-you beat it.
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-no, I'll beat you.
-yeah, right.
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-yeah, I'll beat --
-yeah, get off me, stupid.
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-now, can't your father and I
Leave the house for two hours
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Without you two
At each other's throats?
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-unh-unh.
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-wayne, you and angela
Can use the living room.
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Kevin and paul
Can use the kitchen.
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-mom, you don't want
These little rodents in here.
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I mean, we eat in here.
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-it'll be all right.
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-they're so dirty and smelly.
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-they are not.
They're clean!
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-they leave these little pellets
All over the place.
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And they're gonna
Get in your walls and breed.
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-wayne knewjust how to play mom.
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if there was one thingshe dreaded,
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it was that animals wouldget in her walls and breed.
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-kevin, I want them in the cage
At all times.
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Do you understand?
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-yes, mom.
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-I'm gonna go get
The vacuum out,
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And I want you
To clean up after them.
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-I don't care what mom says.
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As soon as they're gone,
You're gone, butthead!
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-no, I'm not, butthead!
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-yes, you are, dorkface!
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-things were going badly.
[ door opens ]
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I needed help in a big way.
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-dad, mom gave me permission
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To do my project in here,
And wayne's --
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-I don't want to hear it.
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-karen? You're in charge.
-karen?
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-can we rely on you, honey?
-don't worry, mom.
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Now, go on,
Or you're gonna miss your movie.
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-okay. Bye-bye.
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-it came down to this --
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my last hopefor peaceful coexistence
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lay in the handsof a 17-year-old flower child.
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[ car doors close ]
and yet -- call it crazy --
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I felt a sudden rush of faithin my sister.
[ engine turns over ]
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-I'm outta here.
You guys are on your own.
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-well. All right.
Where do we stand?
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Dad's gone.
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Mom's gone.
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Karen's gone.
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Well, who's next
In the chain of command?
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Of course. How silly of me.
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Why, it's me.
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And I say you two
Are out of here right now!
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-you get out of here.
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-all right, I didn't want it
To come to this.
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-stop it, wayne!
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-leave weaser alone!
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-"Weaser"?
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00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,377
Oh, don't want to hurt
Little weaser, do we?
252
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,012
-give him back, or I'll --
-you'll what?
253
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,414
-give me a break.
254
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:20,217
the guy outweighed meby 4,000 pounds.
255
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,952
-or I'll take him back.
256
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,553
-he'll take him back.
257
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,825
-back! Get back!
258
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,860
[ disposal whirs ]
Back!
259
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,496
-you wouldn't dare.
260
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,130
-observe.
261
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,570
[ whirring intensifies ]
-stop him!
262
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,338
-you don't scare me, wayne.
263
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,474
-it's getting heavy.
264
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,310
-all right! All right.
265
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,748
-say, "I give up, o mighty
Wayne, my lord and master."
266
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,116
-eat it!
267
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,284
-mm.
268
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:57,288
The blades whirl so fast,
You can hardly see 'em.
269
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,456
-stop him!
270
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,490
-I give up, o mighty wayne,
My lord and master.
271
00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:01,758
-now turn it off!
272
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,560
-first, I want you to pick up
All that junk,
273
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:06,063
Take it into your bedroom,
And then close the door.
274
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,932
And I don't want to see
Either of you for the
Rest of the night!
275
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,299
-give me the hamster.
276
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,469
-when you're in your room,
And not before.
277
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,771
And then I'll give it to
Your little lab partner here.
278
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,175
That's what
I like to see, boys --
279
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,944
A little cooperation.
280
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,812
[ whirring continues ]
281
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:25,249
-all right! Give it!
282
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,352
-all the way in.
Not in the hallway.
283
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,620
-I'm in!
284
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,956
-paul, check him.
285
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,094
-he's in the bedroom.
286
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,764
-this is the last
I want to see of you, pfeiffer.
287
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,167
-one of these days...
288
00:11:44,169 --> 00:11:47,271
I'm gonna kill him.
289
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,874
I'm gonna smash his brains out,
Rip 'em to pieces!
290
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,511
-rip his eyeballs outand roll them down the sewer!
291
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,778
-are you okay, weaser?
292
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,380
-uh, I'll...
293
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,949
-split his head openlike a ripe melon!
294
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,118
-come on, kevin.
It's time to feed them.
295
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,120
-what? Oh! Right, right.
296
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,689
-next time,
I'm not backing down.
297
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,591
I don't care what he does.
298
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,627
-hi, angela? Yeah, it's wayne.
299
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,597
I pretty much have the place
To myself right now,
300
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,766
So why don't you
Come on over?
301
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,634
-we should make
Another column here
302
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,770
So we can put the results
Side-by-side.
303
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,905
-okay.
304
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,707
-and then later,
We collate them.
305
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,009
De, de, de, de, de,
De, de, de, de, de, de!
306
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,677
-paul?
-sorry.
307
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,978
-can we go on?
-okay.
308
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,548
-all right, now,
309
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,083
What was his last time
Running the maze?
310
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,088
Paul?
311
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,892
-do you think
This experiment is safe?
312
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,193
-sure, it is.
313
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,062
Mr. Cantwell wouldn't let us
Do a project that was dangerous.
314
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,264
-no, I mean
For weaser and puffy.
315
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,465
-they'll be fine.
316
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,073
They are kind of cute, though,
Aren't they?
317
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,576
-he likes it when you scratch
Him behind his ears.
318
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,478
-[ high-pitched ]
Hi, there. Hi.
319
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,747
Hi. You're cute, aren't you?
320
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,816
Yes, you are --
321
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,918
Um...
-[ clears throat ]
322
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,587
-all right, now, uh,
Let's look at the data.
323
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,755
-right. Data.
-yeah.
324
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,855
-right, right.
-yeah.
325
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,091
All right,
Now next we have to measure
326
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,461
The test subjects' response
To highly sugared soft drinks.
327
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,063
-okay.
328
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,264
-where's the root beer?
329
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:24,669
-oh, it's in the...Kitchen.
330
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,272
But we can't go
Back in there.
331
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,540
Wayne said if we were --
332
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,742
-hey! This is my house, too.
333
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,245
He can't control our lives.
334
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,848
-oh, come on, angela,
You promised!
335
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,818
Well, your hair looked
Pretty clean to me.
336
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,052
I'll tell you what --
337
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,155
I'll wash it
And blow it dry for you.
338
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,991
-[ sighs ]
-oh, come on, angela.
339
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,926
I'm just gonna keep calling
Until you say yes.
340
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,627
I'm gonna make
Your life miserable.
341
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,965
I'm gonna bug you and bug you
Until you can't r--
342
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,834
Really?
343
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,870
You're really coming over?
344
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,439
Okay. All right.
See you in 10 minutes.
345
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,645
What are you looking at,
Dorkface?
346
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,813
You know,
I thought I told you
347
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,949
What part of the house
You were restricted to.
348
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:12,983
Or am I forgetting?
349
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,253
It just seems
So fresh in my mind, though.
350
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,989
-I guess you were right
About angela wanting you.
351
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:18,922
She sounds pretty desperate.
352
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,224
-oh, shut up, butthead.
353
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,159
-all right, all right.
354
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,961
Touchy, touchy.
355
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,963
-he's starting
To turn orange!
356
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,098
-that's from
The cheese doodles.
357
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,401
See? It brushes off.
358
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,203
-oh.
359
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,144
-okay.
360
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,813
Okay.
361
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,657
Okay, now let's check
His heart rate.
-no, no, no. Not yet.
362
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:54,892
-why not?
363
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,059
-he doesn't like it
When you handle him
364
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,194
Right after he's eaten.
365
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,196
I think it gives him
A tummy ache.
366
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,199
-paul was starting to loseany semblance of objectivity
367
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,734
about this project.
368
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,469
I realizedI'd better put my foot down
369
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,871
before it got out of hand.
370
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,005
-maybe you're right.
371
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,241
Let's give him five minutes
To digest.
372
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,710
-okay, so I havea very light foot.
373
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,111
what could five minutes hurt?
374
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,280
I didn't want to makethe little guy sick.
375
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,815
-oh, angela.
376
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,185
I'm glad you could make it.
377
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,886
I know it's short notice
And all,
378
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,922
But I just had to see you.
379
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,526
-♪ wild thing ♪
380
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,793
-ahh.
381
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,962
-♪ you make my heart sing ♪
382
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,799
[ music fast-forwards ]
383
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,034
[ needle sticking in groove ]
384
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,341
-[ belches ]
385
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,643
-he doesn't look too good.
386
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,078
-his time's much slower.
387
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,014
-no, weaser! Not that way!
388
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,214
-you can't interfere, paul.
389
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,249
-dead end! Dead end!
390
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,516
-you can't help him, paul!
391
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:54,952
-[ sighs ] he's confused.
392
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,188
I'm telling you,
The diet's getting to him.
393
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,223
-that's the purpose
Of the experiment.
394
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,258
-we're playing god here!
395
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,027
-paul.
396
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,262
-we have no right.
-paul.
397
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,131
-it's unnatural.
-paul!
398
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,365
It's not like it's poison.
399
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,734
I mean, millions of people
Eat this food every day.
400
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,069
-well, whose fault is that?
401
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,439
-look, this'll be
His last run through the maze.
402
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,642
-then we can put him in his ca--
-he needs a drink of water.
403
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,344
-we're supposed to be giving him
Root beer.
404
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,114
-he needs a drink of water!
405
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,316
-I could see that paulwas past reasoning with.
406
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,819
-okay. I'll get him some water.
407
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,053
-and some alka-seltzer.
408
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,291
-oh, but angela,
I thought you were coming over.
409
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,559
Oh. Oh, are you serious?
410
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:39,530
Oh! [ chuckles ]
Are you kidding me?
411
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,200
I do stuff like that
All the time, too.
412
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,502
Angela.
413
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,305
Come on! Come on over.
414
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,372
Please?
415
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,809
Or -- or I could
Come over there?
416
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,878
Angela?
417
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,045
Angela?
418
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,020
[ sighs ]
419
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,758
-w-where's the water?
420
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,960
-forget it.
421
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,361
-but he needs a glass of water!
422
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,564
-paul, let's just finish
The experiment.
423
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,304
-hamster patrol.
-stay out of here, wayne!
424
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,305
-[ mockingly ] stay out
Of here, wayne.
425
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,306
[ whirring ]
426
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,575
Now, mother told you
To be sure
427
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,176
To clean up after
Those little devils.
428
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,277
[ laughing ]
429
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,546
-give me that!
-stop it!
430
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,248
-wayne!
431
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,515
Wayne, get out of here!
432
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:33,984
-work, work, work.
It's all I ever do around here.
433
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,652
-get out of here!
Get out of here! You're gonna --
434
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,120
-just trying to help you.
435
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,122
-get out of here!
You're gonna hurt them!
436
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,391
-now, would I do
Something like that?
437
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,825
I'm just tryin' to --
[ whoosh, thump ]
438
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:42,960
[ motor whining ]
439
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,194
-no! Weaser!
440
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,664
[ click, motor shuts off ]
441
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,205
-[ grunts ]
442
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:59,342
-at that moment,as I looked at my brother,
443
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,311
something snapped inside me.
444
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,248
I didn't hate his guts --I hated him.
445
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,849
I hated everything about him.
446
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,852
and at that moment,I didn't care what it cost me.
447
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:12,056
I didn't care about anything.I just wanted to hurt him.
448
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,158
-you want to know why angela
Wouldn't come over?
-shut up.
449
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,794
-because she doesn't
Like you, wayne!
-shut up!
450
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,597
-she doesn't. Nobody does!
451
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,933
-shut up!
-no!
452
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,469
You may be bigger than me
And stronger than me.
453
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:30,641
But you know what, wayne?
I have friends.
454
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,043
Nobody likes you, wayne.
455
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,013
You're just mean
To everybody all the time
456
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,081
Because nobody likes you.
457
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,555
You're pathetic.
458
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,602
[ "Taps" playing ]
459
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,341
-he died that men might learn.
460
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,853
[ blows nose ]
461
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:23,928
-it's okay.
462
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,662
-[ crying ]
463
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,100
Oh, weaser!
464
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,715
-I didn't see wayne very muchfor the next couple of days.
465
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,585
in fact, I stayedout of the house a lot,
466
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,421
so as not to run into him.
467
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,171
-what are you doing here?
468
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:11,207
-nothing.
What are you doing here?
469
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,576
-none of your business.
470
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,517
[ sighs ]
471
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,326
Look, I'm sorry, okay?!
472
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,696
What do you want me to say?
I'm sorry!
473
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,538
-[ scoffs ] yeah.
474
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,475
Well, it was a stupid thing
To do.
475
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,943
-I know that!
476
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,779
What do you think I am,
An idiot?!
477
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,218
-[ sighs ]
478
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,521
-you don't think I meant
To do it, do you?
479
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:05,628
Do you?
480
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,037
-no.
481
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,081
Sorry I said all that stuff.
482
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,157
-look, I'm going home, okay?
Are you going home?
483
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,061
-yeah, I guess so.
484
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,473
-as my brother and Iwalked home that day,
485
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,941
I guess we both knew
486
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:54,344
that things would never bequite the same between us.
487
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,881
everything would bemore complicated now.
488
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:01,552
now we both knewthat I could hurt him.
489
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:08,525
the funny thing was, I'm notsure I was glad about that.
490
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,166
-♪ ooh-hoo ♪
491
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,869
♪ ooh-hoo ♪
492
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,608
♪ ooh, brother, brother,
Brother ♪
493
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:31,915
♪ I know you've been laying back
A long time ♪
494
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:37,120
♪ but I love you,
Love you like no other ♪
495
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:43,226
♪ oh, brother, brother,
Brother ♪
496
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:48,865
♪ I've been watching
Everything you do ♪
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