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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,137 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,343 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,786 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,932 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,675 -in all the years I spent 11 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,343 growing up in my parents' house, 12 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:49,214 I don't think I ever heard them use the word "Relationship." 13 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,015 not once. 14 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,885 -damn taxes Are givin' me indigestion. 15 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,088 -"Indigestion," "Taxes," "Damn" -- 16 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,557 these were words you heard a lot. 17 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:03,928 I guess my mom just expected my dad to be a good man -- 18 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,696 honest, loyal, a good provider... 19 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:09,267 hopefully possessed of good table manners. 20 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,102 -excuse me. [ clears throat ] 21 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:15,106 -and my dad expected my mom to be a good woman -- 22 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:18,309 honest, loyal, a good mother... 23 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,712 -what is this? 24 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,013 -tuna tetrazzini. 25 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,749 -...And, hopefully, a good cook. 26 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,019 -[ chuckles ] 27 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,221 -and that was about it. 28 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:32,957 but if my parents didn't know much about relationships, 29 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,993 they knew a lot about marriage -- 30 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,828 like how to make a joint decision. 31 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,730 mom would choose what she liked... 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,933 ...Dad would choose what he liked... 33 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,603 ...Then they'd settle on something... 34 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,238 no one of our species could like. 35 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:51,543 they could completely disagree about something 36 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,546 without directly contradicting each other. 37 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,347 -that was 29. 38 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:59,417 -I told you -- I'm stayin' on 17 Until abbotsville. 39 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:02,887 -♪ it's not unusual to have fun... ♪ 40 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,789 -you think I should have taken 29. 41 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,123 -I didn't say that. 42 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,226 You can stay on 17. 43 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,228 -thank you. 44 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,597 -♪ it's not unusual... ♪ 45 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,466 -but that was 29. 46 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,902 -the one thing my parents would never, ever do... 47 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:20,171 -♪ it's not unusual... ♪ 48 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,474 -...Is yell at each other in front of the kids. -ow! 49 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,342 -kevin! Wayne! I told you to knock it off! -boys, that is enough! 50 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,378 -course, they had no problem yelling at the kids 51 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,445 in front of each other. 52 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:30,681 [ all arguing ] 53 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:35,987 -♪ when I fall in love ♪ 54 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:42,059 ♪ it will be forever ♪ 55 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:46,797 ♪ or I'll never fall ♪ 56 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:50,568 ♪ in love ♪ 57 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:59,410 ♪ in a restless world Like this is... ♪ 58 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:03,180 -I guess I never really thought of my parents as being in love. 59 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,516 but maybe that's the best thing for a kid -- 60 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,185 to never have to think about it. 61 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,322 it's just always there... 62 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,757 like the ground you walk on. 63 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:15,994 -the surface of the earth May look stable, 64 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:20,331 But it's in constant motion, Shifted by molten forces below. 65 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,432 [ slide clicks ] 66 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,567 The shapes of our continents, 67 00:03:23,569 --> 00:03:25,403 So familiar to us today, 68 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:29,306 Will shift and re-form Like so much pond scum. 69 00:03:29,308 --> 00:03:30,675 -mr. Cantwell had such a rosy view 70 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:31,843 of the miracles of science. 71 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,244 -for example, 72 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:36,715 Scientists estimate that In a mere 2 million years, 73 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,449 The united states, 74 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:39,784 Which now looks like this... 75 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:40,885 [ slide clicks ] 76 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,020 ...Will look like this. 77 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:45,223 -it was a horrifying thought -- 78 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,359 our once-proud nation, shaped... 79 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,127 like a wiener dog. 80 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,494 [ school bell rings ] 81 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,230 -lights up. 82 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:57,068 Tomorrow, section 6 Of "Our changing planet -- 83 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,603 "Earthquake and cataclysm... 84 00:03:59,605 --> 00:04:01,906 Man's dalliance with death." 85 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,074 Have a nice day. 86 00:04:04,076 --> 00:04:07,311 [ indistinct conversations ] 87 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,146 -paul, are you coming? 88 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,316 -why does our planet Have to change? 89 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,650 -what? 90 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:15,019 -why does our planet Have to change? 91 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,921 I like it the way it is. 92 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,322 -paul had a way of taking things 93 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,624 a little too much to heart. 94 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,059 -did you feel something?! 95 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,294 I think I just felt something. 96 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,229 -paul... -I swear I felt something! 97 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,131 -paul, it's not gonna happen For billions of years. 98 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,633 I mean, It's not like the world's 99 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,568 Gonna turn upside down overnight Or something. 100 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,704 [ indistinct shouting, siren wailing, glass shattering ] 101 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:39,143 [ utensil tapping ] 102 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:45,116 -oh, kevin? Will you look at this bowl? 103 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,652 -yeah? 104 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:50,087 -you think it's big enough For the swedish meatballs? 105 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,390 -...88 square miles of north vietnamese territory. 106 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:55,526 -sure. 107 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:57,362 -oh, wayne? You see that bowl? 108 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:59,430 -yeah. -will you take it over To the table? 109 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,132 -sure. 110 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,234 -oh, not there. Karen... 111 00:05:04,236 --> 00:05:06,004 That bowl there? -this one? 112 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,972 -yeah. Will you put that In the middle of the table? 113 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,707 -okay. 114 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,810 -well, I guess That's everything. 115 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,045 Oh, uh, jack, Would you lift up that bowl? 116 00:05:15,047 --> 00:05:18,215 -something about a bowl here? 117 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:22,053 -...More than 300 american airmen... 118 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,821 whose planes were shot down over north vietnam. 119 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,623 -what? 120 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,926 -notice anything different? 121 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,827 -you changed your hair. 122 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,629 -I changed my hair Three weeks ago. 123 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,263 -that's what I meant. Three weeks ago. 124 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:33,965 -[ chuckles ] no! 125 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,833 The bowl! 126 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:39,170 Didn't anybody notice The new bowl? 127 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,505 I made it! 128 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,773 -oh. -oh. -oh! Cool, mom! 129 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:43,974 -wow. 130 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:45,243 -how'd you make it? 131 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:48,012 -well, I signed up For this ceramics course 132 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,147 At the community college. 133 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,882 I never would have thought Of doing that, 134 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,317 But joyce mitsedakis Was signing up, 135 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,652 And she said It sounded really neat, 136 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:55,987 And I thought... 137 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,188 Why not? 138 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,557 So, I didn't tell anyone 139 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,292 'cause I didn't know If I'd be really good at it. 140 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,893 I mean, I know It's not really good, 141 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:04,262 But it's just my first one. 142 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,863 -it's supposed to be lopsided? 143 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,032 -well, no. I tried to... 144 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,434 -I think it's cool That it's lopsided. 145 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,268 I mean, it's, like, More natural-looking. 146 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,604 -it really is kind of neat, You know? 147 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,940 You put this piece of clay On the potter's wheel. 148 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,975 You flip the switch, Poke your fingers into it, 149 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,110 And it just turns into a bowl, Like magic. 150 00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:21,145 It's amazing to think Of all the things 151 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,780 You could do with this. I mean, you could make -- 152 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,482 -mom! That's fascinating. 153 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,183 Maybe we could talk about it Over dinner. 154 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:29,353 -I could tell my mother was waiting for something, 155 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,623 although she wasn't going to come right out and ask for it. 156 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,759 she wanted my father to say he liked the bowl. 157 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,729 and I'm sure he knew she wanted him to say he liked the bowl. 158 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,430 and she knew He knew she wanted him 159 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,732 to say he liked the bowl, but for some reason 160 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,902 that I don't think any of us understood... -[ sighs ] 161 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,704 -...He wasn't saying it. 162 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,472 -so what do you think, honey? 163 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,974 -a direct question. 164 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,244 this was a bold and unexpected move. 165 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,213 -smells great. 166 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:57,949 Let's eat. 167 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:00,784 [ dog barks in distance ] 168 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:03,654 -listen to this. 169 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:06,791 "The entire subcontinent Of india was once an island. 170 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:10,628 In the early tertiary period, It began moving toward asia, 171 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,730 And eventually the two collided, 172 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,200 Forcing the himalayas Violently upward." 173 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,868 -paul, all we have to do Is name four major fault lines, 174 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,036 And then we'll be done. 175 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,805 -where is india going?! 176 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,707 Asia's not gonna budge. 177 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:23,808 It's crazy! 178 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,476 -come on, paul. Fault lines. 179 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:28,213 -oh, you want fault lines? There's millions of 'em. 180 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,514 They're everywhere! 181 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,282 -look, I don't care About millions of fault lines. 182 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,617 We only need four. 183 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,352 -there could be one Running right under this house. 184 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,420 It could blow any time. 185 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,821 -paul! 186 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,122 -okay, um... 187 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,924 Where's the map? 188 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,960 -but paul was starting to get to me. 189 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,062 I kept thinking of the time we cut open the golf ball. 190 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,331 all nice and smooth on the outside, 191 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,866 and on the inside -- 192 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,569 all that wound-up, wormy rubber. 193 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,804 it was creepy! 194 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,039 and then I started to think, what if... 195 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,874 -kevin? 196 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,076 -huh? 197 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,376 -w-what is this? 198 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:01,746 -I don't know. 199 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,548 I think it's a...Candle-holder Or something. 200 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,684 -it's weird. 201 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,819 -no, it's not weird. My mom made it. 202 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,922 She's taking a pottery class. 203 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,256 -how come? 204 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,558 -I don't know. 205 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,062 Maybe she figured We needed...Pots. 206 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,231 -where's my cup?! 207 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,068 Where the hell is my cup? 208 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,703 -oh, I think kevin used it. 209 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,904 -I did not. 210 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,273 -I'm sorry, But in a situation like this, 211 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,941 We must explore all avenues. 212 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,510 -norma?! 213 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,211 Where's my cup?! 214 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:37,581 -I guess I should mention here that my dad had this cup. 215 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,883 it had a picture of fish playing poker on it, 216 00:08:39,885 --> 00:08:43,520 and it said, "Greetings from independence, missouri." 217 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,990 he loved that cup. -[ sighs ] 218 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,192 -it appears that washington is calling all the shots. 219 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,027 -what was it doin' Way back there? 220 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,297 -I made you a new one. 221 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,432 -oh. -...Fragile stability 222 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,933 that he has brought to vietnamese politics... 223 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:58,769 -see? I made the handle bigger So it's easier to use. 224 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:00,738 -oh. 225 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,040 -oh, I just thought, this one's All stained and chipped, 226 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,209 And I wanted you to have A nice, new cup for a change. 227 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,312 -but I don't want to change. I like my old cup. 228 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:11,081 -honey, if you don't like The cup I made, 229 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,116 You don't have to use it. 230 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,317 -oh, okay. All right. I'll use it. 231 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,852 -no, you don't have to! 232 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,687 I don't want you to use it If you don't like it, jack! 233 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,423 -I want to use it! 234 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,126 -you notice he didn't say he liked it. 235 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,961 -[ sighs ] 236 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:24,962 [ liquid pours ] 237 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,798 -well, maybe you could use Both cups, dad. 238 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,599 See, that way, You wouldn't have to... 239 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:29,767 Get up and... 240 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,702 Pour yourself a... 241 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,203 Second cup. 242 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,172 -...Minor items they may seem to americans... 243 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,041 -this is nice, mom. 244 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,810 -yeah? You really think so? 245 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,145 -yeah. Yeah, I do. 246 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,980 I...I think It's really interesting. 247 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:46,917 -richard said it had a real Feeling of texturality, 248 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,587 Or textuality, or something. 249 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,889 -[ grunts ] -you know... 250 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,292 -dad's grunt meant "Who is this richard, 251 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,961 and why is he talking to my wife about textuality?" 252 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,762 -richard had to teach A blind man once 253 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,364 How to throw pots, 254 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,434 So he taught himself how To do it with his eyes closed. 255 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,269 -that's really beautiful! 256 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,105 -[ belches ] 257 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,372 -and that meant "I wonder how far I could throw this guy 258 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:09,807 with my eyes closed." 259 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,976 -now richard's teaching himself To pot with his feet, 260 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,579 Because there's this man With no hands... 261 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,047 -hmm. 262 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,209 -that night at dinner, things were quiet -- 263 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,611 Too quiet. 264 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,812 I couldn't even figure out 265 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,780 what my parents were so mad about. 266 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,916 I just wished they'd say something... 267 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,318 anything. 268 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,886 I wouldn't even mind if they yelled at me. 269 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,088 at least it would be something they could do together. 270 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,690 [ dog barks in distance ] 271 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,292 that was it! 272 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,661 if I just did something really, really bad, 273 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,396 then dad would yell at me, 274 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,231 and mom would yell at me, 275 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,833 and they'd both be yelling at me, 276 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,067 and before you knew it 277 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,003 they'd be thinking and feeling as one! 278 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,042 -kevin, what the hell Are you doin'?! 279 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,409 -okay. That's great. 280 00:11:19,411 --> 00:11:21,078 now, mom... 281 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,980 -[ sighs ] 282 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,453 [ utensil clanks ] 283 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:40,431 -tonight, while you sleep, pal! 284 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,466 -whoops. 285 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,103 -tokyo earthquake, 1923. 286 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,941 300,000 buildings Completely demolished. 287 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:53,710 140,000 people crushed Or burnt to death. 288 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,347 One minute -- A thriving metropolis. 289 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,349 The next minute -- bingo -- 290 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,818 A hellish nightmare Of death and devastation. 291 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,955 Bodies twisted and broken Beyond recognition. 292 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,356 Kevin? 293 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:09,794 -that kind of thing couldn't Happen here, could it? 294 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,529 -oh, it couldn't, hmm? 295 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,198 That would be a comforting Thought, wouldn't it? 296 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,101 But is it accurate? Is it scientific? 297 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,537 Hmm? 298 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,907 Who can tell me where The most devastating earthquake 299 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,476 In the last 200 years Took place, hmm? 300 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,745 1811, missouri. 301 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,115 One minute -- a peaceful plain 302 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,817 Of small towns And rolling farmland. 303 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,153 The next minute -- bingo -- 304 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,990 A hellish nightmare Of death and devastation. 305 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:43,761 Bodies twisted and broken Beyond recognition. 306 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,930 -I glued it together! 307 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,631 So it works now. 308 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,136 So if anyone wants to use it, It'll be right here. 309 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,707 Unless it... Gets up and walks away. 310 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,209 [ rim shot ] 311 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,877 -I thought I'd close with a joke. 312 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,647 -[ sighs ] Don't we have any pepsi? 313 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,782 -no, we're out. 314 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,051 -oh. 315 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,352 You goin' to the store? 316 00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:10,821 -I hadn't planned to. 317 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,390 -where are you goin'? 318 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:14,592 -class. 319 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,594 -I thought you had class On wednesday. 320 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,696 -I have to take my vase Out of the kiln. 321 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,731 -well, you gonna stop At the store on your way home? 322 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,865 -if you want me to. 323 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,000 -I didn't say I wanted you to... 324 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,269 -okay. -...But if you're going to, 325 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,737 You can get me some pepsi. 326 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,741 -you want pepsi? I'll get you pepsi. 327 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,510 -nah, forget it. I'll drink the fresca. 328 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,445 -no, I said I'll get you some pepsi. 329 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,914 -nah, forget it. 330 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,515 -I said I'll get it! Okay?! 331 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,850 -okay! 332 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,085 -fine. 333 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,254 -fine! 334 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,688 -this was gettin' weird! 335 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,924 I'd never seen my parents like this. 336 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,759 the tension was becoming unbearable. 337 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,495 we all felt it. [ door slams ] 338 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,832 each in our own way. 339 00:13:58,437 --> 00:13:59,470 -...Into the secondary, 340 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,805 and it looks like he'll go all the way. 341 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,006 however, he's tripped up at the 40-yard line... 342 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,242 -fourth down. Think they'll go for it? 343 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,578 They were in the same situation Last week, 344 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,413 And they went for it, remember? 345 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,817 -...5,000 fans on hand for a perfect afternoon... 346 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:16,186 -yeah, that was really stupid. Almost cost them the game. 347 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,656 So, what do you think They'll go with, then? 348 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,791 -...On fourth down. 349 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,361 -a draw play. 350 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,563 Think that'll be Their best shot, huh? 351 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,097 -...Already going to a bowl game, 352 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:30,267 but which one depends on the outcome of this contest 353 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,369 this afternoon. 354 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,703 -what is this? 355 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,037 -it's an ashtray. 356 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,873 -doesn't look like an ashtray. 357 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,108 -well, uh, I think, um... 358 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,379 These are where The cigarettes go, and... 359 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,814 The ashes fall down here. 360 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,115 See? 361 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,417 -what does she think? 362 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,486 We're gonna have 200 people Smoking here at once? 363 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,120 -if they win... 364 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,423 -I don't know. 365 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,926 -why can't she make an ashtray That looks like an ashtray? 366 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,228 -...Great deal of success in their last four meetings. 367 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,430 -I don't know. 368 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,631 -I didn't know. 369 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,333 I didn't really know why it mattered 370 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,402 what her ashtray looked like, 371 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,637 but something here obviously mattered. 372 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,406 -so, dad. 373 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,607 -hmm? 374 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,877 -did you know that india Used to be an island? 375 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,712 -hmm. 376 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,047 -...Once again. 377 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,649 -hi, mom! 378 00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:21,185 You made that? 379 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,386 -mm-hmm. 380 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,753 -that's really nice! 381 00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,922 I like that! 382 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:26,891 -mom, that is beautiful. 383 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,225 Look at this. 384 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,894 -yeah, that one didn't turn out Too bad, did it? 385 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,863 -no. It's really good! 386 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,599 -you know, I didn't follow Instructions on this one. 387 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,667 Richard told us to keep Our eyes closed, 388 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:40,204 And when he shut his... I peeked. 389 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,039 -you are turning Into such a rebel. 390 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,674 I mean, tomorrow We're gonna come home 391 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,275 And find you burning Your bras. 392 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,643 -karen! 393 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,545 -you know, mom, you should make More like this one. 394 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,880 I mean, I bet you could sell 'em 395 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,648 At the little craft store Down by the movie theater. 396 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,782 -you really think so? 397 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:55,552 [ door opens, closes ] -yeah! 398 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,455 -did you get the pepsi? 399 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,425 -oh. I forgot. 400 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,193 -great. 401 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,695 -well, I'm sorry. I just forgot. 402 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,029 -I know. 403 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,330 -I'm sorry. 404 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:09,666 Don't get upset. I'll just go get it now. 405 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,834 -I'm not upset. 406 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,437 It's just that you said you Were gonna get the pepsi. 407 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,639 If I had known you weren't Gonna get the pepsi, I would Have gotten it myself. 408 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,540 I mean, you shouldn't say 409 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,008 You're gonna get pepsi For someone 410 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,743 If you're just Gonna forget to get it. 411 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,978 -oh, I see. 412 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,546 I'm supposed to know when I'm gonna forget something? 413 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,714 -sure. 414 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,382 I knew you were gonna forget. 415 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,217 -time to check the score on the old ballgame. 416 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,585 there really wasn't much I could add 417 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,653 to the conversation. 418 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,854 -you know, dad -- 419 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,591 Sometimes you can be Such a male chauvinist pig. 420 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,593 -karen, on the other hand, 421 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,060 somehow knew Just the right thing to say. 422 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,830 [ dog barks in distance ] 423 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,465 -where are you going? 424 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,399 -I better get your pepsi 425 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,201 While it's still fresh On my mind. 426 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,069 -don't bother. I'll get it. 427 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,804 -no, that's okay, jack. I'll get it. 428 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:48,606 -I said I'll get it. 429 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,073 -[ gasps ] don't break it! 430 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,608 -I'm not gonna break it, norma! 431 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,076 -look, just because You hate my pottery 432 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,378 Is no reason to Smash it to pieces! 433 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,579 -I don't hate your pottery! 434 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,448 -notice he didn't say he liked it. 435 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,350 -well, you certainly act like you hate it. 436 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,985 -and what's that Supposed to mean? 437 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,287 -it means that from the moment I started doing this, 438 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,089 You haven't had One nice thing to say! 439 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,690 -well, maybe I'm not big On pottery! 440 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,924 So sue me! 441 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,292 -well, you certainly seem fond 442 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,827 Of your stupid Little fish cup! 443 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,863 I've never seen anyone So attached to anything 444 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,632 Since kevin had to give up His blankie! 445 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,567 -I don't want to Talk about this! 446 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,136 -well, maybe I do, jack. It's not fair. 447 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:22,039 You're making me feel like I'm doing something wrong! 448 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,341 -you're crazy! I'm not making you feel anything! 449 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,311 -oh, sure. you've been A regular mr. Sunshine. 450 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:30,747 You know, jack, the kids All say, "That's nice, mom." 451 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,584 My friends say, "That's nice, norma." 452 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,385 My teacher says, "Very good, mrs. Arnold." 453 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,054 And you say, "Where's the pepsi?" 454 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,823 -I really don't have time For this. 455 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,126 -I spend my time trying To make something nice 456 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,327 For the family, 457 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,195 And you don't even have The common courtesy 458 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,196 To say you like it! 459 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,697 -don't give me that, norma! 460 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,034 This family doesn't need An ashtray for 200 people! 461 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,468 This family needs pepsi! 462 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:55,439 -that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life! 463 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,675 Jack, you should listen To yourself -- 464 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,243 "I want my pepsi! I want my cup!" 465 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,346 You sound like an infant! 466 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,015 -don't you ever -- ever -- 467 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,651 Speak to me In that tone of voice! 468 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,954 -I'll speak the way I want to. 469 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,455 -fine. 470 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,624 Don't expect me To listen to it. 471 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,460 [ dog barks in distance ] 472 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,061 [ door slams ] 473 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,905 [ engine turns over ] 474 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,944 [ door opens, closes ] 475 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,953 -the silence that filled our house that night 476 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,321 was like ice. 477 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,991 my dad didn't come home until after midnight. 478 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,860 [ door opens ] 479 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:51,861 [ clock ticking ] 480 00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,430 [ door closes ] 481 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,011 [ dog barks in distance ] 482 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,868 -ow! Damn. 483 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,102 [ sighs ] 484 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,819 [ sobs ] 485 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,422 [ sniffles ] 486 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,196 [ sobs ] 487 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,035 [ crying ] 488 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,478 [ crying ] 489 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:24,454 -I know it sounds strange, but that was the first time 490 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:28,259 I'd ever seen my parents alone together. 491 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,261 -[ crying ] 492 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,997 -did you burn yourself? 493 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,265 -[ sniffling ] 494 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,734 Mm-hmm. 495 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,770 [ sniffles ] 496 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,871 [ sighs ] 497 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,139 -is it okay? 498 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,810 -yeah. 499 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,579 -[ smooches ] 500 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,114 That's good. 501 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:12,202 -I guess sometimes the ground can shift beneath your feet. 502 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:16,240 sometimes your footing slips -- you stumble. 503 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,809 and sometimes you grab what's closest to you... 504 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:23,880 and hold on... as tight as you can. 505 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:31,455 -♪ when I fall in love ♪ 506 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:35,859 ♪ it will be forever ♪ 507 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:41,831 ♪ or I'll never fall ♪ 508 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,802 ♪ in love ♪ 509 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,975 ♪ in a restless world ♪ 510 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,245 ♪ like this is ♪ 511 00:21:55,247 --> 00:22:01,118 ♪ love is ended Before it's begun ♪ 512 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:07,390 ♪ and too many Moonlight kisses ♪ 513 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:14,465 ♪ seem to cool in the warmth Of the sun ♪ 38017

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