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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:06,003 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:11,076 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:17,048 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:35,000 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,976 -there she is. That's the one. 11 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,112 what have you done with spock's brain? What have you do-- 12 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,647 [ warbling ] 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,221 -when you're 12 years old, 14 00:00:56,223 --> 00:01:00,325 you've got a lot of strange, new territory to explore. 15 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:02,193 for paul and me, that meant the basement 16 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:05,664 with carla healey and becky slater. 17 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,602 paul and I weren't the world's greatest make-out experts, 18 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,337 but I figured all I had to do 19 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,805 was wait for the sign from becky. 20 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:17,942 that was the sign. 21 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,580 [ switch clicks ] 22 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,449 -hi, mom. 23 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,318 So, you're doing laundry. 24 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,153 -yeah, I-I thought I would. 25 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,720 -you're folding, kevin. 26 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,559 -kevin, what's that On your neck? 27 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,728 -mom, be cool. 28 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,363 -oh, this? 29 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:41,099 It's -- I-it's a bug bite. 30 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,769 -ugh. It was embarrassing for everyone. 31 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,371 -hmm... 32 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,906 -almost everyone. 33 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,908 -I don't know, mom. 34 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:55,647 Looks to me as though It just might be... 35 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,882 A monstro-hickey. 36 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:00,719 A love bite. A big, juicy lip burn! 37 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,621 But, uh...That's just a guess. 38 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,624 [ smooching ] -take this upstairs. 39 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,493 -[ smooching ] 40 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:12,897 -why don't you kids Come upstairs and watch tv? 41 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,132 -uh... 42 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,867 "Star trek's" almost over. 43 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,802 -as soon as it is. 44 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,270 -okay. 45 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,606 -...Dr. Mccoy, engineer scott, and myself 46 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,075 were taken prisoner inside a highly complex civilization. 47 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,877 -a bug bite? 48 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,178 -[ laughing ] well, what did You want me to say? 49 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,114 -I'll give you a bug bite. 50 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,015 [ laughs ] -wait! Aah! 51 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,717 Becky! -no, no! 52 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:36,120 -and so the days passed, carefree and lighthearted. 53 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,189 paul and I seemed to have found a truce 54 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,691 in the war of the sexes. 55 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,761 everything was simple and fun. 56 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,329 [ warbling ] 57 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,665 in other words, it had to end. 58 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,233 [ laughter ] 59 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:50,935 -hey, kevin, Come here for a second. 60 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,638 I want to ask you something. -huh? 61 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,740 -I want to ask you a favor. 62 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,776 -kirk mccray wanted to ask me a favor? 63 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,412 kirk mccray, who had stolen winnie away from me, 64 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,782 who had humiliated me, defeated me, ruined my life? 65 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:07,452 eh, but I was over that. I had becky, and... 66 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,254 -I need you To talk to winnie for me. 67 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,588 -what?! -what?! 68 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,023 -I need you To talk to winnie for me. 69 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:14,425 I mean... 70 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:16,494 Well, I understand If you don't want to. 71 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,730 -no, kirk, I want to talk to winnie cooper for you 72 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,832 almost as much as I want to be stabbed through the heart 73 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,234 50 times with a dull butter knife. 74 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,637 -but, I mean, she'll take it Better coming from you. 75 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,905 She really likes you. 76 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,139 -she does?! 77 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,541 -she does? 78 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,575 -well, yeah. 79 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,611 I mean, you guys are Really good friends, aren't you? 80 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,281 -y-yeah, I guess so. 81 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,450 -so, do you think You can just ask her 82 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,485 If -- if she still likes me? 83 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,120 -I thought You guys were going steady. 84 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,321 -oh, man. 85 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:45,690 I-I don't know what's going on. 86 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,125 I mean, she didn't say anything, 87 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,829 But it's just The way she says it. 88 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,530 You know what I mean? 89 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,233 [ sighs ] she's gonna dump me. I know it. 90 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,067 -really?! 91 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,469 -really? 92 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,170 -I don't know. 93 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,338 She didn't say anything to you, Did she? 94 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,941 -me? No. 95 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,311 I-I mean, I hardly ever Talk to her anymore. 96 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:07,978 -do you think You can just ask her for me? 97 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,516 -kirk, I don't think It'll be such a great idea -- 98 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,218 -please? 99 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,955 I mean [sighs] I don't know What else to do. 100 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:20,325 You know...I mean, I've liked girls before and all, 101 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,026 But not like I like her. 102 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,563 There's just something About her. 103 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,332 You know what I mean? 104 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,966 -yeah. 105 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,234 -yeah. 106 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:33,838 But I just don't think -- 107 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,441 -if it's a hassle, You know, forget it. 108 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,211 -wait a minute. I could do this. 109 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,546 what's the big deal? 110 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,548 winnie cooper's yesterday's news. 111 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,451 anyway, I had what's-her-name... 112 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,720 uh, becky. Yeah, I had becky. 113 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,354 -kirk, wait a minute. 114 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,091 -you'll do it? 115 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:56,260 -yes, I'll do it. 116 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,930 -hey, thanks, kev-bo. 117 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,767 -"Kev-bo"? 118 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,636 -you're gonna what?! 119 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,870 -[ sighs ] 120 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,806 He just wants me to ask winnie If she still -- 121 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,942 You know, still likes him. 122 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,744 -[ scoffs ] you can't do that. 123 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,245 -yes, I can! 124 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,114 -kevin, you're talking about Winnie cooper here. 125 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,616 I mean, get real. 126 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:19,918 -what's your point? 127 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,486 -look, I just know That if carla dumped me, 128 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,853 I could never go and talk to her 129 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,589 About liking the guy She dumped me for. 130 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,324 -she didn't dump me, paul. 131 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,027 -especially if it's somebody Like kirk mccray. 132 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,261 -it doesn't bother me, okay? 133 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:33,364 -somebody older Who's, like, twice my size... 134 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:35,166 -what difference does that make? 135 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,467 -...Who's got muscles Out to here 136 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,402 And a dark tan In the middle of the winter. 137 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:40,805 -well, maybe I'm not like you, Paul! 138 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,610 Maybe I'm just a little more Secure than that, okay? 139 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:48,412 -yeah. Sure. 140 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,115 -look, there's no reason I can't talk to winnie! 141 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,349 We're still friends! 142 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,685 All I have to do Is go up to her and say... 143 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,054 Winnie... 144 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,888 [ glissando plays ] 145 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,127 Uh... 146 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,895 Uh... 147 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:04,963 Uh... 148 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,030 -hi, kevin. 149 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,398 -uh... 150 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,467 -grab her! Squeeze her! 151 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,102 kiss her on the lips! 152 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,136 -no! 153 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,271 -what? 154 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,606 -nothing. 155 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,478 I ran into kirk mccray This afternoon. 156 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,879 -oh? 157 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,248 -yeah. 158 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,950 -I didn't see him today. 159 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,719 -really? 160 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,453 -yeah. 161 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,692 -he's a pretty nice guy. 162 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,393 -yeah. 163 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:40,731 -[ sighs ] 164 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,200 Kirk wants to know If you still like him. 165 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:45,536 -huh? 166 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:50,240 -kirk wants to know if... You still like him. 167 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,914 -why doesn't he ask me himself? 168 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,949 -because he's a coward and a fool, 169 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,318 not worthy of your -- 170 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,753 -uh...Because... 171 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,322 I guess, um... 172 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,490 He really likes you, 173 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,625 And he doesn't want To make you feel weird. 174 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,994 -he just wants to make me feel weird. 175 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:10,929 -I don't know. 176 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,964 Do you mean, Do I like him like him, 177 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,532 Or do I just like him? 178 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,167 -the first one, I guess. 179 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,168 -well, I like kirk. 180 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,337 But I'm not sure I like him like him. 181 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,404 -oh. 182 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,039 A-are you mad at him? 183 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,408 -I'm not really mad at him. 184 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,642 -oh, so you like him. 185 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:25,976 -I didn't say I liked him. 186 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,245 I said I liked him. 187 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,381 -let me have that one more time. Slowly. 188 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,017 -she's not mad at you. She likes you. 189 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,385 She's not sure If she likes you likes you, 190 00:07:35,387 --> 00:07:36,854 But she likes you. 191 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,056 When she first liked you, She liked you liked you, 192 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:40,458 Unless she just thought She liked you 193 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,293 When she really just liked you. 194 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,195 But she likes you. 195 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,364 -I knew it. I'm a dead man. 196 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,533 -not necessari-- -come on. You heard her. 197 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,601 What am I gonna do? -I don't know! 198 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,203 -she's waiting for me to make The right move, isn't she? 199 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,338 -maybe. -what's the right move? 200 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,540 -I don't know! 201 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,708 -should I give her something? 202 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,476 -I don't know. You could try. 203 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,343 -yeah? Like what? 204 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,778 -I don't know! 205 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,079 -well, what would you give her? 206 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,681 -look, kirk... 207 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,617 Maybe you should just try And figure this out by yourself. 208 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:09,386 I'm not the best guy To be giving advice about this. 209 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,756 -wait! 210 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,092 -look, I got to get to class. 211 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,326 -how about this? 212 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,427 -what is it? 213 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,762 -my all-star patch. 214 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,597 -your all-star patch? 215 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,833 -yeah. She could, you know, Sew it on her sweater or jacket. 216 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,035 Girls do that, don't they? 217 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,570 -how am I supposed to know? 218 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,339 -kev-bo... 219 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,707 -yeah? 220 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,609 -could you give this To winnie for me? 221 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:32,977 -[ sighs ] kirk, come on! 222 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,946 -please? It's the last time I'll ask. I swear. 223 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,480 -I can't! 224 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:39,316 -look, if it was you and you Really liked winnie cooper, 225 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,752 I'd do it for you. 226 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,355 -what am I supposed to do With this? 227 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,157 -you could sew it On your jacket or sweater. 228 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,526 I don't know. 229 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,328 -I can't do that. 230 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,564 -it's just a way Of showing friendship. 231 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,134 -come on, kevin. You know what it means. 232 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:59,336 -yeah. 233 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,071 -kevin? 234 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,207 -yeah? 235 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,243 -I think I have to Break up with him. 236 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,512 -really? 237 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,881 -I think so. 238 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,616 -this may be none of my business, winnie, 239 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,619 but I think you're doing the right thing. 240 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:18,722 -I mean, there's no use Dragging it out. 241 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,791 -you are so right! 242 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,927 -we can still be friends. 243 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,229 -absolutely! 244 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,531 -you know, I really tried. 245 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,733 -hey, when it's over... 246 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,968 -it's over? 247 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,370 -I'm sorry. 248 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:35,305 -I knew it. She likes someone else. 249 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:37,575 -I don't think She likes someone else. 250 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,577 -did she say She didn't like someone else? 251 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,547 -well... She didn't say she didn't. 252 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,982 Look, she said She still wanted to be friends. 253 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,350 -she said that?! 254 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,718 -yeah! 255 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,986 -[ sighs ] 256 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,923 -I know. I know. 257 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,428 -kirk... 258 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,530 Get a grip on yourself. 259 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,501 -but, now, kirk raises an interesting question. 260 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,804 what if she does like someone else? 261 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,473 maybe that's what this whole thing is about. 262 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,809 but how can you find out without... 263 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,010 -paul-bo! 264 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,745 -"Paul-bo"?! 265 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,784 -I need you to ask winnie Something for me. 266 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,890 Come on, paul. 267 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,826 If you liked winnie, I'd do it for you. 268 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,728 -you would not. You'd be mad at me. 269 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,364 -come on, paul. What's the big deal? 270 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,331 -well, I can't go up to winnie 271 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,500 And just ask her If she likes you. 272 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,102 -you don't. 273 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,472 Look, first you say, "Hi, winnie." 274 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,674 And then she says... 275 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,614 -"Hi, paul"? 276 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,949 -good. 277 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,583 Okay. 278 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:54,952 "How are you doing?" 279 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,927 "Fine." you're fine. 280 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,895 -"Fine." 281 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:09,233 -"So, I heard you broke up With kirk." 282 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,570 -"Yeah, I guess I did." 283 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,340 -"Was it because You still like kevin?" 284 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,075 -"Kevin? 285 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,877 Kevin arnold? 286 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,146 You must be joking!" 287 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,381 [ laughing ] 288 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:26,950 -forget it. 289 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,186 Forget the whole thing. 290 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,754 I thought you were my friend. 291 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,856 -take it easy. I'll talk to her. 292 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,058 -never mind. 293 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,226 -I'll talk to her. 294 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,494 -yeah? 295 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,263 -sure. 296 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,032 -great. 297 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,271 What are you gonna say to her? 298 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,975 -trust me. 299 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,379 [ slurping ] 300 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,681 -things were falling into place. 301 00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,783 kirk and winnie had broken up. 302 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:00,984 and why? 303 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,986 because she'd never really forgotten me. 304 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,556 [ up-tempo music plays ] all those golden moments we shared. 305 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,957 our first kiss. 306 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,092 I can still remember the way she looked. 307 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:11,095 she looked... 308 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,931 [ music stops ] 309 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,365 ...Just like that. 310 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,267 -what's going on, mccray? 311 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,003 -what do you mean? -[ sighs ] 312 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,637 I thought You and winnie broke up. 313 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:21,939 Didn't I make that clear? 314 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,173 -we did. 315 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,975 -then I saw you guys making out. 316 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,344 -I know. Isn't that weird? 317 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,046 -then what's going on?! 318 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,514 -I don't know. 319 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,649 I can't figure it out myself. 320 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,152 I asked eric antonio To ask her for me. 321 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,353 -eric antonio? 322 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,122 -yeah. I hope you don't mind. 323 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,290 -I can't believe this. 324 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,325 -kevin! 325 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,460 Uh... 326 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,828 Come here for a sec. 327 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,229 -did you ask winnie for me? 328 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,897 -why would he talk to winnie? 329 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,332 -I couldn't talk to winnie. 330 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,634 She was with eric antonio All afternoon. 331 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,202 I think he likes her. 332 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,403 -what?! -what?! 333 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,739 -I told you -- All we did was talk about you. 334 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:56,873 -"You" who? 335 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,642 -both of you. -both of who? 336 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,911 -look, will you just Answer the question? Do you like her or not? 337 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,079 -well, sure I like her. 338 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,447 -well, do you like her like her? 339 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,749 -not like you like her. 340 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,583 -you like her? 341 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,852 -I thought everybody knew that. -you mean, you like her Like her? 342 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,188 -yeah, I like her. I liked before you liked her. 343 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,356 -you mean, you went To talk to her for me 344 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,991 When all this time you liked her? 345 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,592 Now you like her? 346 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,461 Is there anybody else That likes winnie cooper I should know about? 347 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,263 Paul? 348 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,433 -well, she does have those tiny Little freckles on her nose. 349 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,503 A joke! A joke! 350 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,305 -well, who does she like? 351 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,607 -I don't know. She likes you both. 352 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,043 -you mean, She likes us likes us? 353 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,678 -well, who does she like better? 354 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,080 -yeah, who does she like better? 355 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,815 -yeah, who does she like better? 356 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,384 -I don't know. I'll ask her Tonight. We're going skating. 357 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,585 -what?! -what?! -what?! 358 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,353 -hey, kevin. 359 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,756 Becky slater wants to know If you're mad at her. 360 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,857 -becky? 361 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,292 poor little becky. 362 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,262 in all this confusion, I'd forgotten all about her. 363 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,730 but now there was only one thing to do. 364 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,333 I had to tell her the truth, 365 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,302 and not through any go-between, but face-to-face... 366 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,637 like a man. 367 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,678 oh, god. Look at her. 368 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,448 poor, sweet flower of a girl. 369 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,633 god, I hated to hurt her. 370 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,772 well, just get it over with. 371 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,942 -becky, we have to break up. 372 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,347 I still like winnie cooper. 373 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,520 We can still be friends, though. 374 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,222 -I know. 375 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,391 I know. 376 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,259 -unh! 377 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,094 -oh, yeah! "Friends"?! 378 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,563 -unh! -I'll give you "Friends"! 379 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,564 -unh! 380 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,868 [ groans ] 381 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,104 -I guess that was when it first occurred to me. 382 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,141 [ door slams ] I really didn't understand girls. 383 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,609 I mean -- and let me be absolutely clear 384 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,278 about what I mean. 385 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:21,152 I really... didn't...Understand...Girls. 386 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,121 [ futuristic music plays ] 387 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,799 -interesting specimens. 388 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,336 -spock, where are we? 389 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,238 -it appears, captain, 390 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,973 That we are on an alien planet 391 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,543 Inhabited by strange beings With long hair 392 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,213 And very short skirts. 393 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,014 -well, hey, since I was having the fantasy anyway, 394 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,816 I figured I might as well do it right. 395 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,118 -who are you? What do you want from us? 396 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,887 [ warbling ] 397 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,888 [ gasping ] 398 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,724 -highly illogical question, Captain. 399 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,526 These are alien beings. 400 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,862 They think and act in ways You cannot hope to understand. 401 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,030 -well, what can we do? 402 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,467 There must be some way Of fighting back. 403 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,934 Bones? Scotty? 404 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,570 -I'm afraid we have no choice 405 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,639 But to submit To their every whim. 406 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,675 We are their captives. They control us completely. 407 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,478 -no, this can't be. 408 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,180 We're human beings! Can't you understand that?! 409 00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:25,783 We're men! [ warbling ] 410 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,218 [ groaning ] 411 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,920 We're men! Men! 412 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,355 [ warbling continues ] 413 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:37,961 [ music stops ] 414 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,797 -hey, kev, you okay?! 415 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,366 -huh? 416 00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,502 -you okay? 417 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,971 [ simon & garfunkel's "I am a rock" plays ] 418 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,575 -♪ a winter's day ♪ 419 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,080 -well, that night I caught up on something 420 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,949 I'd been needing to do for a long time. 421 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,786 I just shut the door and laid down on the bed 422 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:06,423 and put in two hours of good, solid adolescent self-pity. 423 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,491 [ vehicle approaches ] 424 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,125 -♪ gazing from my window ♪ 425 00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,894 ♪ to the streets below ♪ 426 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,131 ♪ on a freshly fallen, Silent shroud of snow ♪ 427 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,000 [ vehicle door closes ] ♪ I am a rock ♪ 428 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,369 -until winnie got home. 429 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,038 [ door closes ] 430 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,578 -where are you going? 431 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,181 -just over to winnie's For a minute. 432 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,416 -it's a little late, kevin. 433 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,118 -just for a minute. 434 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,419 -can't this wait till tomorrow? 435 00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:37,754 -a reasonable question, 436 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,157 but at the moment I was not a reasonable man. 437 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,725 -no, it can't. 438 00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:46,330 -♪ I have no need Of friendship ♪ 439 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,898 ♪ friendship causes pain ♪ 440 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,566 -okay. 441 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,735 -♪ it's laughter and it's loving I disdain ♪ 442 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,837 ♪ I am a rock ♪ 443 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:59,009 ♪ I am an island ♪ 444 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,948 -I had fun. Thanks a lot. 445 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,315 Kev-bo! 446 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,717 -eric-bo. 447 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,652 -were you at the skating rink Tonight? I didn't see you. 448 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,120 -I wasn't there. 449 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,223 -hey, you want to hear What winnie said about you? 450 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,324 -no. 451 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,259 -okay. [ chuckles ] 452 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,960 Well, I guess I'll see you in school. 453 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,428 -see ya. 454 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,633 -hi. 455 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,001 -hi. 456 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,371 -hi. 457 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,010 It's cold. 458 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,345 It almost feels like It might snow. 459 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,784 -yeah. 460 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,552 Look, winnie, What are you doing? 461 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,787 -what do you mean? 462 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,488 -what are you doing with eric? 463 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,957 -we went skating. He's nice to talk to. 464 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,559 He's just a friend. 465 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,162 -yeah, what about kirk? 466 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,797 -I broke up with kirk. 467 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,032 -yeah, I saw the way You broke up with him. 468 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,901 In the hallway? 469 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,970 -oh. 470 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,206 I don't know. I guess That wasn't such a good idea. 471 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,374 -you guess?! 472 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,078 -well, what business is it Of yours, anyway? 473 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,746 -it... 474 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,148 I'm your friend, that's what! 475 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,650 -well, if you're my friend, 476 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,919 Then why are you Being like this? 477 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,587 -like what? 478 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,356 -like... 479 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,559 Oh, I don't know. 480 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,831 -[ sighs ] 481 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,333 Look, don't get all upset. 482 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,039 I have to ask you something. 483 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,374 -what? 484 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,879 -I just have to know If you like me or not. 485 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,353 A-and don't give me Any of that... 486 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,821 "Like me like me" stuff. 487 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,858 -well, that was it. 488 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,528 a straightforward, face-to-face yes-or-no question. 489 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,698 and I was gonna stand there until I got my answer. 490 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,401 -I don't know. 491 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,037 -[ scoffs ] "I don't know." 492 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,738 What do you mean You don't know?! 493 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,475 -I mean, I don't know! I really don't know! 494 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:16,113 [ sighs ] I wish everyone Would just leave me alone. 495 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,214 I don't know what I'm doing. 496 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,184 -this was something new. 497 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:24,254 I mean, I always figured girls knew exactly what they wanted. 498 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,990 they knew. They had a plan. 499 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,292 but maybe they didn't. 500 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,961 maybe they were just as confused as we were. 501 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,263 isn't that great? 502 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,000 it's -- it's horrible. 503 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,402 they don't know, either. 504 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,171 that means nobody knows. 505 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,179 -y-you mean, You...Really don't know? 506 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,816 -no. 507 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,921 -oh. 508 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,159 Well... 509 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,262 I'm sorry. 510 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,530 -what for? 511 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:14,838 -I don't know. 512 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,010 -as I stood there that cold night, 513 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,547 I realized, for the first time in a long time, 514 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,783 that winnie and I were feeling the same thing. 515 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:32,189 we were both completely miserable. 516 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,824 -kevin. 517 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,366 -what? 518 00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,807 -knock, knock. 519 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,009 -who's there? 520 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,779 -sam and janet. 521 00:21:58,683 --> 00:22:01,551 -sam and janet who? 522 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:05,121 -♪ sam and janet evening ♪ [some enchanted evening] 523 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,027 You're supposed to laugh. 524 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,398 -I am. 525 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,065 -you are? 526 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,901 -well... 527 00:22:18,903 --> 00:22:21,538 Maybe I'm not laughing laughing... 528 00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,409 ...But I'm laughing. 529 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,713 -okay, winnie. 530 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,781 some enchanted evening. 531 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,450 we'll see. 532 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:36,487 [ diana ross & the supremes' "Someday we'll be Together" plays ] 533 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,659 -♪ mm-mmm ♪ 534 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:51,368 ♪ mm-mm-mm-mmm ♪ 535 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,671 ♪ someday we'll be together ♪ 536 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,273 ♪ ohhhhh ♪ 537 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:59,243 ♪ say it, say it, say it, Say it again ♪ 538 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,410 You tell them. 539 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:05,015 ♪ someday we'll be together ♪ 540 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,583 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 37515

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