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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:06,137 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,343 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,786 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,932 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,111 -once upon a time, 11 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:50,148 a boy's popularity was based on kickball abilities, 12 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,549 pea-shooting range, 13 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,385 and how much of the alphabet he could squeeze off 14 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,821 with one burp. 15 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,490 for the same boy to acquire 16 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,659 a comparable level of popularity 17 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,093 in junior high school... 18 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:06,864 he's gonna need a girl. 19 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:10,034 the ceremony rarely strays from tradition. 20 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:13,204 fully unprepared for his certain someone 21 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,940 to be surrounded by three giggling friends, 22 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:19,577 boy grows thirsty and proceeds to drink. 23 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:24,315 he will continue to drink until the gaggle disperses 24 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:28,819 or his stomach explodes -- whichever comes first. 25 00:01:28,821 --> 00:01:31,823 girl, acutely aware of boy's presence, 26 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:35,460 warns her friends that she will, in fact, die 27 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,261 if they abandon her. 28 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,563 to no avail. 29 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:41,633 she is forsaken, left to yell a meaningless... 30 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:42,734 -you guys! 31 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,101 -...After them 32 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:47,171 and tend to the business of rearranging her locker. 33 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,442 seeing his opportunity, 34 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,577 boy prepares for final approach. 35 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:58,983 he takes one last breath and lunges forward. 36 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:02,220 girl feigns surprise. 37 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,655 -oh, god! You scared me. 38 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,491 -and they engage in small talk. 39 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,759 -hi. 40 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,027 -hi. 41 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:11,930 -feeling the full weight of the moment, 42 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,866 boy realizes that those three gallons of fountain water 43 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,636 have just funneled directly to his palms, armpits, and feet. 44 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,206 -so, uh, how's it going? 45 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,674 -fine. 46 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,509 How are you? 47 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,778 -pretty good. 48 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,447 -that's...Good. 49 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,816 -down to his final wisps of saliva, 50 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,386 boy decides that the time has come 51 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:37,355 to -- quote-unquote -- "Pop the big one." 52 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,658 -you wanna go steady? 53 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,359 -sure! 54 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:45,429 -and just like that, the ceremony is complete... 55 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,098 -good. 56 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,566 -[ giggles ] good. 57 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:51,569 -...Leaving the newly formed couple 58 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,171 with absolutely nothing left to say to each other. 59 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,340 -man, he looks like He's ready to barf. 60 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,510 Why would anyone Want to go steady anyway? 61 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,146 -don't ask me. 62 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,549 -what's so great About going steady? 63 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,485 Personally, I'd rather play the field. 64 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:10,121 -yeah. I know what you mean. 65 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,556 -paul was right. 66 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,959 you didn't want to get tied down too early in life. 67 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,161 I mean, look at kirk mccray. 68 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:20,431 winnie cooper had him wrapped around her little finger. 69 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,267 thank god I was a free man. 70 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,202 -kevin?! -huh? 71 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,472 -I said, did you hear About kirk and winnie? 72 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,474 -no. 73 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,177 -well, supposedly, They might break up. 74 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,813 I heard it from becky slater. 75 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,184 -so, who cares? 76 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:42,453 -I hear kirk thinks Winnie likes someone else. 77 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,489 -big deal. 78 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:48,426 -oh, great. now he clams up. 79 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,730 what was he gonna make me do? ask him? 80 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:55,366 -so? Who does she like? 81 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:56,300 -I don't know. 82 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:57,535 Well, whoever it is, 83 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,637 It'll be a big step down From kirk mccray, 84 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,005 I can tell you that. 85 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,607 I mean, he's like the coolest Guy in the whole school. 86 00:04:03,609 --> 00:04:05,209 I don't know who she thinks She's gonna get 87 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,343 Even half as good as he is, 88 00:04:06,345 --> 00:04:08,012 Because he's like the top of -- -paul... 89 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:11,248 You should really stop worrying About winnie cooper's love life. 90 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,450 I mean, it's kind of pathetic. 91 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,851 -I was just saying. 92 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,521 -I'd been toyed with too many times 93 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:20,090 to get excited about one measly rumor. 94 00:04:20,092 --> 00:04:22,794 [ locker door slams ] 95 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,996 besides, paul and I had plenty to do 96 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,197 without girls getting in the way. 97 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,166 -it's good. 98 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,633 -no. 99 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:32,503 -no way! Your finger's crooked! 100 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,305 -I'm going straight! 101 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,940 -not that I don't trust you Or anything. 102 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,176 -these surfaces are too slick. 103 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:38,943 -are you kidding? 104 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,878 These are the best In the school. 105 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,681 -competition. Accusations. 106 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:44,749 common cruelty. 107 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,051 these were things we understood. 108 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,387 [ both laugh ] 109 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,056 why did it ever have to change? 110 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,292 -hi, paul. Hi, kevin. 111 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,527 -oh. Hi, becky. -hi, becky. 112 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,829 -you want to hear something? 113 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,130 -I don't care. 114 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,965 -I know someone who likes you. 115 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,967 -big deal. 116 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,335 Well, who is it? 117 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,038 -well, I can't tell you Her name, 118 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,240 But her initials are c.H. 119 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,976 -"C.H." 120 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,045 "C.H."? 121 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,646 "C.H." 122 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,014 -big mystery here. 123 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,182 "Carla healey," 124 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:20,351 who was the only female in paul's life 125 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,052 who wasn't a blood relative. 126 00:05:22,054 --> 00:05:23,954 -"C.H."? 127 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:25,390 -if you're interested, 128 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,158 She'll be At the skating rink tonight. 129 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,360 -thanks. I'll keep it in mind. 130 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,329 -see you guys later. 131 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,033 -"C.H." 132 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,302 I wonder who that is? 133 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,038 Who cares? 134 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,839 -yeah. Who cares? 135 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,074 -yeah. Who cares? 136 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:51,115 So, you feel like Going skating tonight? 137 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:56,387 -♪ yellow bird ♪ 138 00:05:56,389 --> 00:06:00,858 ♪ up high in banana tree ♪ 139 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,629 ♪ yellow bird ♪ 140 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:09,366 ♪ you sit all alone like me ♪ 141 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:14,973 ♪ did your lady friend Leave the nest again? ♪ 142 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,407 -what's with you kids? 143 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,642 You forget how to sing Since yesterday? 144 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:22,146 All right, we'll do something More contemporary. 145 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,916 Page six. "West side story." 146 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,217 [ piano playing intro To "Somewhere" ] 147 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,485 -all's I'm saying is, 148 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,821 I think it would be fun To go skating. 149 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,489 -I hate skating. [ choir singing ] 150 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,858 Why don't we just go bowling? 151 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,460 -I'm sick of bowling. 152 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,229 All we ever do Is bowl, bowl, bowl. 153 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,298 -do not. 154 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,301 -I'd rather get some exercise, Some fresh air. 155 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,737 -it's an indoor rink, paul. 156 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,305 -come on, kevin. 157 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,173 -all right. this had gone far enough. 158 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,374 it was time to do 159 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,576 what any red-blooded 12-year-old would do 160 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,279 when his buddy's about to dump him for a girl -- 161 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,814 torture him for it. 162 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,883 -well, uh, What's the matter, paul? 163 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,952 Wanna skate with carla healey? 164 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,153 -no! 165 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,821 -well, I thought You didn't like her anymore. 166 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,389 -I don't! 167 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:06,391 -ohh. Well, you know, 168 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,626 I think you two Would look very cute 169 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,094 Skating across the ice. 170 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,597 -I'm not gonna skate With carla healey. 171 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,732 I just think it's gonna be fun 172 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,801 If we go skating -- that's all. 173 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,769 -it was hopeless. he was a goner. 174 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,438 one lousy "I know someone who likes you," 175 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,874 and he's ready to sell out our -- 176 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:27,044 hold the phone. -♪ somewhere... ♪ 177 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:30,348 -what have we here? 178 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,650 that was no "I'm glad we're still friends" look. 179 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:36,421 that was "Tony, tony, take me, I'm yours!" 180 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,724 my god, it was... 181 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,959 a moment. 182 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,562 maybe those rumors about winnie and kirk were true. 183 00:07:45,564 --> 00:07:48,666 -♪ ...Halfway there ♪ 184 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,368 -[ operatic voice ] ♪ hold my hand ♪ 185 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:55,873 ♪ and I'll take you there ♪ 186 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,609 -[ operatic voice ] ♪ somehow ♪ 187 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:02,513 -♪ someday ♪ 188 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:10,287 -♪ somewhe-e-e-re ♪ 189 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:18,730 -♪ somewhe-e-e-e-e-re ♪ -♪ somewhe-e-e-e-e-re ♪ 190 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,575 -what'd I tell ya? 191 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,446 [ squealing happily ] 192 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:44,055 -well, one minute you're up, the next minute you're down. 193 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,157 -how's it goin'? 194 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,259 -just wonderful. The time of my life. 195 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,496 -she's all over me. 196 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:55,132 -paul, she doesn't Know how to skate. 197 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:56,733 -well, what should I do? 198 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:58,969 -I don't care. Why don't you just ask her? 199 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:01,439 -you could say that I was being unfair, 200 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,509 but there were two hours until mom came back to pick us up, 201 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:07,145 and I was losing the best friend I ever had. 202 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,414 -you're not mad at me, are you? 203 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:13,150 -mad? Why should I be mad? 204 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:17,421 Look, let's just skate, okay? 205 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,558 -next song will be couples only. 206 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,760 Couples only. 207 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,395 All others please clear the ice. 208 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,671 -we'll do some tag team Later, okay? 209 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:37,274 -well, that was the end of that. 210 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:40,979 I'd lost him -- to a woman. 211 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,247 whatever happened to the pristine days 212 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:46,316 of baseball cards and loogie contests? 213 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:49,420 since when did women start to rule our lives? 214 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,023 -hi, kevin! 215 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,424 -hummuna-hummuna-hummuna. 216 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,825 -hi. 217 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,627 -how come You haven't been skating? 218 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,896 -oh, I, uh, 219 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:02,766 I hurt my...Ankle. 220 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,735 -that's too bad. 221 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,569 -god, she looked beautiful. 222 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,905 -where's mccray? 223 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,073 -who knows? 224 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,008 -what was this tone? 225 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,810 trouble in paradise? 226 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,611 -something wrong? 227 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,914 -no. 228 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,950 I was gonna ask you something, 229 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,785 But I didn't know You were hurt. 230 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,488 -uh, no, it -- It's, uh, not that bad. 231 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,290 It's feeling better already. 232 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,561 -breathe deep, little man. here comes the big one. 233 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,297 -this is really embarrassing. 234 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,999 -don't be embarrassed. 235 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,868 -come to papa. 236 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,670 -well... 237 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,004 -go ahead. 238 00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:44,408 -do you want to [sighs] 239 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,913 Do you want to skate... 240 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,116 ...With becky slater? 241 00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:55,252 -what? 242 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:58,089 -this is so embarrassing. Becky slater? 243 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,058 She kind of asked me If I'd ask you. 244 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,259 Kirk! [ laughs ] 245 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,662 Wait, I'm gonna fall! 246 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,064 -it's hard to describe What I was feeling 247 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,266 at that moment in time. 248 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,101 humiliation? 249 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,070 sorrow? 250 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,405 or was it more... 251 00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:18,275 intense hostility?! 252 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,677 becky slater?! 253 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,846 weeks of waiting in the wings... -ohh! 254 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,981 -...And all I get is becky slater?! 255 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,749 I'll give you... -becky slater! 256 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,984 -yes? 257 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,452 -do you wanna go steady? 258 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,288 -sure! 259 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,990 -let's skate! 260 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:37,027 -♪ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 261 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,164 -my first steady girlfriend. 262 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,037 well, I suppose you could say 263 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,772 that going steady with becky slater 264 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:51,509 had gotten me closer to winnie cooper -- 265 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,278 although not quite the way I'd pictured it. 266 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,846 -did you hear about Susan and john rogers? 267 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,481 -what about? 268 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,684 Supposedly, susan thought she Saw john and gina together -- 269 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,585 You know, like together -- 270 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,920 But they weren't together together. 271 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,121 They were Just studying together. 272 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,689 But susan might break up anyway. 273 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:06,857 -no way! 274 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,858 -I don't know. That's what I heard. 275 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,092 -I-I can't believe it. 276 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,427 -she's been giving him The silent treatment, 277 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,229 So he's been spending A lot of time with jessica, 278 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,564 You know, Like, talking and stuff... 279 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,334 -sitting there wedged between my dream girl 280 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,903 and my significant other, 281 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,406 one thought kept rolling back and forth in my mind -- 282 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,442 "Dear god, what have I done?!" 283 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:26,744 -[ laughing ] I know! 284 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,145 -[ laughing ] 285 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,880 -[ laughs halfheartedly ] 286 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,416 -I didn't know this girl. 287 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,018 I didn't want to know this girl. 288 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,721 -hey, kev-bo, check it out. 289 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,922 [ simian grunting ] 290 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,691 -[ laughs halfheartedly ] 291 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,627 -anyway, I couldn't believe it. 292 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,328 -wayne, why don't you get off Your butt and help out a little? 293 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,497 -I put away the dishes. 294 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,365 -oh, well, in that case, 295 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,166 Why don't I Feed you some grapes? 296 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,001 -peel them if you would, please. 297 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,070 [ telephone rings, tv chatter ] 298 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,174 Hello? 299 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,176 Kevin? 300 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,644 Kevin who? 301 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,880 -gimme it, wayne. 302 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,715 -oh, you mean little kevin arnold? 303 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,918 Just one moment, please. 304 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,153 Kevin... 305 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,387 It's for you. -wayne! 306 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,091 -oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask who's calling. 307 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,093 May I ask who's calling? 308 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,529 Becky slater? 309 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,730 Oh, just one moment. 310 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,965 Let me see If he'll take your call. 311 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,233 [ singsong voice ] kevin. 312 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:26,003 -wayne! -it's your girlfriend. 313 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,239 -girlfriend? -[ laughs ] 314 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,740 -hello? 315 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,343 Yeah. Yeah. 316 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,077 Look, I gotta go. 317 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,479 I'm eating dinner. 318 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,948 [ sharply ] yes. 319 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,783 -bye. -becky slater? 320 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,184 Is that the slater family On elm street? 321 00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:42,252 -here we go. 322 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,387 serve up my love life 323 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,156 for a little dinner conversation. 324 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,790 -honey, remember the slaters? 325 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,659 We met 'em last fall At the pta fair. 326 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,993 Uh, barney slater? 327 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,362 -oh. Tire business, right? 328 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,863 -yeah. 329 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,399 Little becky slater, huh? 330 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,200 She's a cute one, kevin. 331 00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:59,403 -why do mothers always feel at liberty 332 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,605 to discuss your love life at the dinner table? 333 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,807 probably the same reason 334 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,041 they feel it their business 335 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,676 to check the crotch of your pants 336 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,611 in the middle of a crowded clothing store 337 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,680 and say, "Plenty of room in there." 338 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,515 -maybe he doesn't Want to talk about it, mom. 339 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,817 -it's no big deal. 340 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:17,154 -now, kevin, I wouldn't call going steady 341 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,522 "No big deal." 342 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,357 -going steady? -mom! 343 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,294 -do kids still give each other I.D. Bracelets? 344 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,729 -no. 345 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,230 No, we don't. 346 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,031 Any other questions? 347 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,666 -whatever happened To winnie cooper? 348 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:30,868 I thought you were -- 349 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,037 -look, I said It was no big deal! 350 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,206 She's just a stupid girl That I met at the skating rink! 351 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,908 And I didn't even know her. Okay? 352 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,643 She's just one Of winnie cooper's 353 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,111 Stupid little friends, 354 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,914 And I'm gonna break up with her As soon as I get the chance! 355 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,015 Okay?! 356 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,252 Are you all satisfied now? 357 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,822 -[ snickering ] -[ clears throat ] 358 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,590 Um, would you pass The potatoes, please? 359 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,793 -ha ha ha! 360 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,094 -kevin! 361 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,530 -[ singsong voice ] Nah nah nah nah nah nah. 362 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,632 [ b.B. King's "The thrill is gone" plays ] 363 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,406 -well, it seemed simple enough in theory. 364 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,344 I'd just kill off the relationship 365 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,978 before it got out of hand. 366 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:24,088 and yet I couldn't seem to find the appropriate time. 367 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,657 it was always one thing or another. 368 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:37,501 -♪ the thrill is gone ♪ 369 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,338 ♪ the thrill is gone away ♪ 370 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,677 ♪ the thrill is gone, baby ♪ 371 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:51,715 ♪ the thrill is gone away ♪ 372 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:58,054 ♪ you know You done me wrong, baby ♪ 373 00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,523 -before I knew it, 374 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:03,360 becky and I had been going steady for a full week. 375 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:07,198 that's nearly six months in adult years. 376 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,899 -what'll it be, kids? 377 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,534 -I'll have a coke And some fries. 378 00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,236 -I'll just have some of his. 379 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,405 -woof! 380 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,006 this chick was gettin' in deep! 381 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,208 first she splits your fries. next thing you know, 382 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,112 she'll be moving her textbooks into your locker. 383 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,013 -kevin? 384 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,815 Is something wrong? 385 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,451 -what do you mean? 386 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,352 -I don't know. 387 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,787 It's like we don't talk anymore. 388 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,256 -"Anymore"? 389 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,691 this was the first conversation we'd ever had. 390 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,393 -are you mad at me or something? 391 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,195 -no. 392 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,131 Not really. 393 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,833 I don't know. 394 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,468 -don't be a coward. 395 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,704 break it off clean. 396 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,605 one shot behind the ear. 397 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,173 she won't feel a thing. 398 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,510 -I'm really glad We're going steady. 399 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,980 Winnie! Over here! -look, becky, we have to talk. 400 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,750 -hi, you guys. 401 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,753 Have you seen kirk around? 402 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,122 I was supposed to meet him here. 403 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,923 -I don't think he's here. 404 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,126 Why don't you sit with us? 405 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,828 -I don't know. 406 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,296 -hey, hey. What's this? 407 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,399 the physical contact too much to take? 408 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,135 -I don't think I should. 409 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,170 But if you guys see kirk, 410 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,173 Will you tell him That I'm looking for him? 411 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,375 -no sweat. 412 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,976 Right, becky? 413 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,678 -sure. 414 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,846 -sure you don't want some fries? 415 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,515 -no, thanks. 416 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,916 I'm not hungry. 417 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,418 -well, take this... 418 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,653 [ both chuckle ] 419 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,958 ...And this. 420 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,328 [ both laughing ] 421 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,232 -you guys make A really cute couple. 422 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,837 -boy, was she steamed. 423 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,872 not the same without little kevin arnold 424 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,874 to kick around anymore, is it? 425 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,479 [ snaps fingers ] 426 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,281 -anybody home? 427 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,516 -what? 428 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:10,187 -I asked if you like ketchup On your fries. 429 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,922 -sure. Whatever you like. 430 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,457 [ ketchup bottle spluttering ] 431 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,227 -you're so weird sometimes. 432 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,362 -I knew it was despicable, 433 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,398 but I couldn't stop thinking about all the possibilities. 434 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,934 becky and I sharing a carton of milk in front of winnie. 435 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,403 walking past her locker 436 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,139 with our hands in each other's back pockets. 437 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,042 maybe even a well-timed smooch out by the buses. 438 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,443 -hi, guys. 439 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,748 -I'm really sorry, kevin. 440 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,983 -what? 441 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,320 -you must feel so terrible About it. 442 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,054 It's just so -- -what? 443 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,192 -you mean you don't know? 444 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,861 -what? 445 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,029 -oh, god. Me and my big mouth. 446 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,164 -what?! 447 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,499 -paul? you'd better tell him. 448 00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,435 -me? -paul! 449 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,608 -[ sighs ] 450 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,011 Becky slater Is breaking up with you. 451 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,513 -what? 452 00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:12,983 she's breaking up with me? 453 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,419 -oh, god. We didn't mean to tell you. 454 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,221 -we thought everybody knew. 455 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,490 -hey, arnold. Tough luck about slater. 456 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,693 -hey, I didn't even like her! 457 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,596 Who was that guy? 458 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,832 -kev, look. There's other fish in the sea. 459 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,169 -I can't believe this. 460 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,805 How could she break up with me? 461 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,641 -kevin, you really Can't blame her. 462 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,311 I mean, it's so obvious. -what? 463 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,179 -that you still like Winnie cooper. 464 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,247 -what?! 465 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,515 -well, that did it. 466 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,516 I had had it up to here with winnie cooper. 467 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,385 it was time to lay it on the line, 468 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,552 to force her hand. 469 00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:51,388 I was just gonna walk right up to her 470 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,822 and ask her once and for all 471 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,124 what was going on with her and kirk mc-- 472 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,436 and so it finally happened. 473 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,473 my poor 12-year-old heart finally crumbled 474 00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:13,443 into a little pile of dust and blew away. 475 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,378 it was over. 476 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,781 I was never gonna get her back. 477 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,884 it was time for a little self-respect. 478 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,088 it was time to let go. time to move on. 479 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,825 after all, who needed women? who needed friends? 480 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,560 I'd just walk alone from now on. 481 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,363 yep, that was me, kevin arnold -- 482 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,065 lone wolf. 483 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,468 [ howls ] 484 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,039 there was just one loose end I had to tie up. 485 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:51,281 -for your information, I don't like winnie cooper. 486 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,283 -tell me about it. 487 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,918 -all right. I used to like her. 488 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,352 But I don't anymore! 489 00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:57,955 [ engine turns over ] 490 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,489 -yeah, sure. 491 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,258 -I don't! 492 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,901 -do you like me? 493 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,641 -I don't even really know you. 494 00:21:18,643 --> 00:21:22,379 -well, I don't know you, And I like you. 495 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:30,487 -it was just this whole stupid "Going steady" thing. 496 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,791 I didn't even want to go steady. 497 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,527 -well, then, why did you ask me In the first place? 498 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:40,931 -I don't know... 499 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,399 -wait! 500 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,135 Great. There goes my bus. 501 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,572 -standing there, alone with becky, 502 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,340 I felt a warmth, 503 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,943 an attraction, a tenderness for another girl 504 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,779 for the first time since I'd lost winnie cooper. 505 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,514 -you're such a jerk! 506 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:00,784 Thanks for nothing! 507 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:05,255 -wait. 508 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,858 How are you gonna get home? 509 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,559 -how do you think? 510 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,896 -well, do you want me To walk with you? 511 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,102 It's on the way and stuff. 512 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:22,573 -don't do me any favors. 513 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,275 -no! 514 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,210 I want to. 515 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,651 [ intro to "Will you still Love me tomorrow?" plays ] 516 00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:38,889 -♪ tonight you're mine ♪ 517 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,792 ♪ completely ♪ 518 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:51,367 ♪ you give your love ♪ 519 00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:55,005 ♪ so sweetly ♪ 520 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,844 ♪ tonight ♪ 521 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,580 ♪ the light ♪ 522 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:08,418 ♪ of love is in your eyes ♪ 523 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:15,491 ♪ but will you love me ♪ 524 00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:19,395 ♪ tomorrow? ♪ 37712

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